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Confess your sins.

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>> No.38738392
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This thread has been claimed by the Dragoons. Only Dragons, Wyverns and their Riders may henceforth post.

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>>38738392
>implying I follow rules

>> No.38738411
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old women

>> No.38738413
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>>38738392
Nah.

>> No.38738418

>>38738392
Empty egg carton.

>> No.38738422
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White boys fuck dogs

>> No.38738433
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I am guilty of not bringing a Jinko before an altar yet.

>> No.38738435

>>38738411
Your puny human standards from someone that isn't even triple digits of age don't get to call who is old or young.

>> No.38738442
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>>38738422
I'll have you know I only fuck Eldritch terrors from beyond the stars.

>> No.38738447
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>>38738357
>Kingdom of Erusea

So, Francisca is Rosa Cosette's inferior-noody cousin/relative hardly anyone cares about then?

>> No.38738448

>>38738435
i can because I ain't as old as dust

>> No.38738451

>>38738442
I'll bet you've had her morph dog ears at least once. Don't lie to me anon

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>>38738388
I'm a massive, unironic mommy fag. It's an issue.

>> No.38738477
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I wasn't sure why the Jabberwock Meido model was cheaper than the others, but now I realize why. Her outfits don't fit her and she just lays around and demands I fetch her sweets. I think I've been tricked.

>> No.38738479
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Forget hags, embrace young girls

>> No.38738482

>>38738442
i always liked the transparent arms on this one. makes me imagine shoggy rolled up her sleeves for something

>> No.38738490
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>>38738392
Remember, if your dragon wife doesn't let you ride her and instead wants to princess carry you everywhere just give her a little bonk.

>> No.38738494

>>38738477
>all that flab barely contained
>big hands
>cocky smile
i am diamonds

>> No.38738512

>>38738490
But I want to be princess carried.

>> No.38738513

>>38738490
>wants to princess carry you everywhere
Why would I not want this?

>> No.38738528

Monsters complain about humans needing protection or guidance all the damn time but ignore the civilizations we've built all on our own. I'm tired of my lifespan being used as an excuse so I need monsters that won't do any of that

>> No.38738534

>>38738466
I love this fox.

>> No.38738537
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>> No.38738549

>>38738528
That's nice anon, now take off your pants and get back in bed.

>> No.38738552
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I don't understand how greenwormfags can deny their waifu from turning into this

>> No.38738558

>>38738552
butterflies are spooky. moths are where it's at

>> No.38738560
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I want to be a young boy who gets kidnapped by a clown hag and raised to become her ideal husband

>> No.38738562

>>38738528
>forgetting about the featheredd serpents that gave humans knowedgle or the goddess that came down to give humans fire

>> No.38738579

>>38738243
>yeah, but that's just like one guy. you don't need to take them seriously and i would encourage you not to.

Let's be realistic anon, in a setting that is all about having a waifu that will not reject you, it is naive to think that only one guy take issue to the only instance in the setting that makes MGs more picky. It is the closest MGE has to real world chad standards.

>>38738303
>doesn't seem to bother people who like lizards.

The same way how abs doesn't bother people who like abs. But Lizards and the like are in a weird position, because anon that don't like certain traits will simply not be turned on by those traits. For example, someone that thinks muscles in a woman is repulsive will simply not be attracted to Minotaurs and that will be the end of it. Lizards is different, because warrior girls turn a lot of different, and at times contradictory fetishes. So there are anons that would otherwise really like them, but really dislike that part and becuase they are not actually turned off by those MGs, they won't just ignore it.

>> No.38738602

>>38738562
i like the prometheus version. gotta take that shit from the gods because they aren't going to hand it out.

>> No.38738612

>>38738466
I want to see this fox giving anon a good spanking.

>> No.38738622

>>38738528
Yet we only stop our largest civilizations from tearing each-other apart due to a self imposed cyclical hostage situation involving weapons that can purge cities from the earth with atomic fire.
I would absolutely be a Mamono collaborationist.

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>>38738477
>>38738494
This flab is getting out of hand, wocks need some clothes that fit! And a salad!

>> No.38738637

>>38738479
>young girls
>posts lolibabas

>> No.38738648

>Finally get summoned to the monster girl world
>End up as a shota as they goofed the ritual
>Now have a bunch of busty oneesan monster girls 'protecting me until I can do my duty."
They didn't even say what I was there for.

>> No.38738676

>>38738648
>thinking they goofed it
How I envy your innocence

>> No.38738678

>>38738648
>>goofed the ritual
>>bunch of busty oneesans
>didn't even say what I was there for
Oh anon.

>> No.38738682

>>38738637
>lolibabas
>implying
Face it, only genuine lolis are that cute.

>> No.38738693

>>38738579
>>doesn't seem to bother people who like lizards.
>The same way how abs doesn't bother people who like abs.
Let me clarify: the "requirement" doesn't seem to bother people who like lizards but don't care about defeating them or being warriors themselves. Ochimushas should attract the same crowd, but they're still less popular.

>> No.38738699

>>38738682
>genuine lolis
>been dead for who knows how long
Whatever you say.

>> No.38738702

>>38738676
>>38738678
Anons please, are you implying they botched the ritual on purpose for a cute younger brother to lewd?

>> No.38738704

>>38738682
Undead… are old

>> No.38738709
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>>38738704
Not new ones.

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>>38738490
Is this a Library of Ruina reference?

>> No.38738723

>>38738693

Ochis have or should have a bigger fanbase than lizards. Since Lizards would only attract anons that want to defeat them or being warriors themselves. While Ochimushas would attract all the anons that like warrior girls, not just those that want to defeat them or be warriors themselves.

>> No.38738725

>>38738702
>to lewd
No! They're going to reraise you into a proper young man, then find a noble monster girl (probably a unicorn) around your own age, and marry you off!

>> No.38738728

>>38738702
I plead the fifth

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>>38738702
Yeah, that's nonsense. Monsters would never be interested in something like that.

>> No.38738746

>>38738718
Yes.

>> No.38738774

>>38738723
let me know when ochis get fat, meaty tails

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>> No.38738783

>>38738725
>It turns out this is actually the truth.

>>38738737
You are gonna got 'raised'

>> No.38738784

>>38738725
>tfw I don’t have that mamako pic t o post on hand

>> No.38738786
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>>38738699
>>38738704
Not if undead women normally gave birth to them

>> No.38738790

>>38738737
This is when you whip out your still adult cock and fuck the witch so hard she forgets her own name.

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>>38738782

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>>38738792

>> No.38738807

>>38738797
y u humanposting?

>> No.38738813

I'm going to fool/troll monstergirls by telling them to watch Yaoi or "Boy Love" anime like "Sasaki to Miyano". And lie to them that it has cute boys who will have romantic relationships with cute girls. Which won't happen. Epic pranks bros!

>> No.38738827

>>38738813
The fact that u know about makes u suspect, I think u have the gay, alp kun

>> No.38738838

>>38738702
>implying they botched it at all

>> No.38738865

>>38738774
You can get the same from a Dragon, with less requirements.

>> No.38738874

What would an Ocelomeh do if one day she manages to come back home early and finds her husband fapping to Jinko abs porn?

>> No.38738886

>>38738865
cool?

>> No.38738891

>>38738827
Nah, I just want to see the flabberghasted reactions of mamono when they the romantic anime turns out to be Alp-pandering.

Also got a female friend who just loves romantic comedy slice-of-life anime and occasionally consumes BL. And she can't help but recommend me or insists I watch shit like that.

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>>38738774
Not really what you were asking for, but as close as it gets.

>> No.38738906

>>38738899
i'll take it

>> No.38738912

>>38738612
already did
https://imgur.com/809EWpq

>> No.38738920

>>38738912
Yikes

>> No.38738942

>>38738912
It's what he deserves, the slut

>> No.38739008

>>38738874
Bicorn Time!

>> No.38739014

Monstergirl Flesh Pit National Park.

>> No.38739052
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>>38738422
I'll have you know I only fuck dead girls

>> No.38739063

>>38739052
Corpse-fucker!

>> No.38739065

>>38739052
I'll bet you've put that corpse on a leash in bed at least once

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>>38738388
INCOMING

>> No.38739090

>>38739077
Why would she break the pretty flower armor

>> No.38739104

>>38739077
>tfw the pretty flower armor now gave you a pretty little metal horn in your head
remember, anons. duck and cover as well as roll to stay safe

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>>38738490
i like the inelegant sort of carry that results from being snatched by talons

>> No.38739125

>>38738552
I can't wrap my head around someone wanting to fuck a greenworm, but not this.

>> No.38739138

>>38739125
it's a very smug face

>> No.38739149

>>38739117
wimpy legs

>> No.38739155

>>38739117
those legs are terribly skinny...

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>>38738388

>> No.38739165

>>38739138
it might be smug but smug =/= sexy.
smug CAN mean sexy, but in this case it is not.

>> No.38739167

>>38739156
do you need to post this every thread

>> No.38739175

>>38739156
If you're going to post this every thread at least post the good version

>> No.38739178

>>38739167
he's broken

>> No.38739180

>>38739117
big birb

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>>38739175
No, traitors should hang.

>> No.38739191

>>38739188
How was America founded again?

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INTRUDER ALERT! A monstrous entity in the base!

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>>38739117
berbs in 2 and a half d

>> No.38739230

Theoretically speaking, what would a high budget MGE game would be like?

>> No.38739244

>>38739207
Where do you think you are? make less obvious that you are a crossboarder or try to contain your shit at least if you want to lurk here

>> No.38739248

>>38739230
soulless gacha

>> No.38739252

>>38739230
Microtransactions, Paid DLCs, content roadmaps AAAAND... Live Service as a game.

>> No.38739254

>>38739230
Dieselmine tier eroge

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>> No.38739271

>>38739090
She claims the armor is tight. Likely it's just her breasts bursting it open

>> No.38739272

>>38739230
Best case would be Rune Factory

>> No.38739283
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Surrender to amazons

>> No.38739288

no and get your shitty western type shit out of here

>> No.38739314

>>38739288
>Monster Hunter (モンスターハンター, Monsutā Hantā) is a Japanese media franchise

>> No.38739323

>>38739230
It would be like DQXI. Mordegon would be replaced with a lilim, I'm not completely sure how the rest of the plot would shift but I do know that the Mini Medals would be replaced with Creeping Coins and the scene in act 2 where you put King Gustaf's soul to rest would have the Queen be a Phantom in death that creates the flashback so that she can take his soul to a sex-filled afterlife.

>> No.38739326

>>38739283
>Dark Skinned mamono when the little white human boy walks in

>> No.38739327
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The house always wins.

>> No.38739338

>>38739283
You can't fool me, that's a monster hunter. Who did she bully for those bones?

>> No.38739348

>Getting showered in warm, holst milk straight from the source by multiple holsts

>> No.38739365
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>>38739188
Fuck off fed.

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>>38739326
Hello yes that is me

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>>38739230
Absolutely soulless and sanitized. Your loving and loyal monstergirl waifus are now opportunistic sluts at best.

>> No.38739388

>>38739327
I hate casino wonderland...

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>>38739326
I feel targeted

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>A group of heroes have made it this far in the Royal Makai and are now fighting their way inside the Demon Lord's Castle
>The Demon Lord herself is now speaking directly to the heroes through Public Announcement systems throughout her castle
>"Tell me hero and his companions if you can. You lot of have destroyed so much! What is it exactly that any of you have created? Can you even name one thing!? ...None? Yeah, I thought not! I have laid the foundation for not only a new age of peace and love, it is also a part of humanity's new survival. And not as something you, your friends, and most especially not your Order superiors or even the Chief God has defined yourselves. But as something greater than any of you and your elders and superiors can EVER imagine. Something we can all begin to glimpse, experience and enjoy! Look heroes, look at what you all are trying to fight and throw away! You are combating loving and caring monstergirls that just want to love you, is all this fighting worth it!?"

>> No.38739419

Domming an amazoness and getting her hooked on prone boning!

>> No.38739422

>>38739388
should've drawn the queen of hearts

>> No.38739432

>>38739327
He should've got better at counting cards

>> No.38739433

>>38739254
oh fucking please. as long as theres no shitty battlefuck combat system, that would be perfect. something like milking farm or that one age regression one.

>> No.38739446

>>38739188
based

>> No.38739474

>>38739365
>The public announcement systems around the city suddenly blare up and boom:
>"Protection team alert: Evidence of anti-civil activity in this community. Code: Assemble. Clamp. Contain."

>> No.38739492

>tfw ywn be inducted into the dragon mafia and do some oddjobs

>> No.38739498

>>38739433
Imagine running through a swarm of jubjubs, desperately dodging and weaving between them all. A pink cloud of lust and want slowly closing in on you.

>> No.38739523

>>38739433
I’ve played milking farm but which age regression one? I need a name NOW.
Please.

>> No.38739525

>>38739498
now that sounds like fun, imagine getting to the jabberwock boss and having to dodge getting succed or the march hare stampede
>>38739523
my lovely house i think

>> No.38739541

>>38739498
what do you mean dodge?
pick blessing of mara and carry the jubjub with you attached at the hips

>> No.38739547

>>38739523
Your Sweet House Succubus Mama And Eldritch Mansion.

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>> No.38739555

>>38739525
>>38739547
Looked it up and plot sounds similar to milking farm, at least the beginning; nevertheless, it was top tier so will try it.
Thank you, you two.

>> No.38739564

>>38739555
your weclome friend

>> No.38739568

>>38739555
Its extremely similar to milking farm, but a lot more gentle. Code for all the CGs is 0722.

>> No.38739596

im depressed

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>> No.38739628

>>38738912
Nice!

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These two dorks are the best

>> No.38739673

>>38739639
Gazer and Wick, my favourite show!

>> No.38739678

>>38739568
Thanks!.

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>>38739348
Milksports

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>> No.38739732

>>38739639
>tfw no time stopping jabberwock meido

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>>38738388

>> No.38739763

>>38739732
>Make cake
>Feel strange flash
>Cake missing and your jabberwock meido's tummy is bigger

>> No.38739771

>>38739754
Hey granny

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>>38739771
>granny
But she is obviously 17.

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Reminder to take time to take care of yourself.

>> No.38739926

What would MGs do if they see the food they are giving their husbands is making them get chubby?

>> No.38739951

>>38739926
>lose weight eviscerate volume 2:sea of blood island of death

>> No.38739964

>>38739596
Join the club.

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>>38739926
What would happen when the opposite happens?

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>Cow and friends

>> No.38740016

>>38739525
>Stealth mission where you have to sneak by a Trumpart search party while they taunt you by telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they find you
>Tea Party section where you must solve the Hatter’s increasingly lewd and absurd riddles while she gropes, caresses and grinds on you

>> No.38740044

>>38739754
>>38739910
I want to hug that fox

>> No.38740049

>>38739964
Fellow depression friends.

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>> No.38740061

>>38740049
It's almost Spring and my stump awaits.

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>> No.38740075
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>>38740044
i want ran as my momster

>> No.38740082
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38740082

>>38738422
Look, the Muslims have the right idea fucking goats.

>> No.38740085

>>38740044
You fool! One is a fox, but the other is an old hag! Don't be decieved!

>> No.38740098

>>38739754
>>38740085
i see

>> No.38740134

>>38740082
>Come home with goat loli on the right.
>On one hand parents are ashamed you joined a pedo cult.
>On the other, doctor

>> No.38740151

>>38740134
She's not a child. She's just very smoll.

>> No.38740159

>>38740082
>>38740134
>>38740151
Fun challenge: Ask a baphomet to speak in modern English! They can't!

>> No.38740164

>>38740082
I said white boys, anon

>> No.38740228
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38740228

Sex. With Alps.
Please Goddess I need it

>> No.38740236
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WAR WERE DECLARED, SOVIET INVASION COMING LADS

PORTALS BEFORE WW3 WHEN

>> No.38740241
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>>38740228

>> No.38740245
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>>38740228
Bro that's pretty gay

>> No.38740246
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>>38740164
Well I wanna fuck a dog, I wanna fuck the loli goat.

>> No.38740257

>>38740246
>Well I wanna fuck a dog
Well at least you finally admit it

>> No.38740292

>>38740085
both are huggable

>> No.38740323

>>38740236
Kikiev is burning, oh no

>> No.38740337

>>38740246
Loli goat destined wife. Please be opening of the portals soon, thank you sir
At this point I choose to believe kcs wierd post earlier was him coming out as an mg because I'm really feeling the need for an exit plan

Remember the UK and Poland are bound to give military aid to Ukraine so this could escalate real fast

>> No.38740398
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38740398

Sex with cats

>> No.38740413
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>>38740245
Really?

>> No.38740456

>>38740413
>>38740228
Alp Eva is actually pretty cute. The others look like boys. But it's still gay

>> No.38740465
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>> No.38740473

>>38740236
>tfw you live in eastern Slovakia
Pls send a lilim to stop this war and marry me

>> No.38740484

>>38740134
the sabbath is the closest thing mge has to a scientific organization like cern or ncbi. I wonder how phd students in their groups get by?

>> No.38740485

>>38740413
Shorts not short enough, I'm not entirely convinced this is a homo rather than a regular succ pretending to be a homo.

>> No.38740489

>>38740473
I'm sorry Anon, you're going to get nuked before the portals.

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>>38740413
Yeah bro super gay

>> No.38740534
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38740534

I love white girls.

>> No.38740589

Stop posting alps, start posting FAT DOPPEL ASS

>> No.38740601
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>>38740589

>> No.38740672
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38740672

>>38740534
I love white girls.

>> No.38740691
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38740691

>capture lilim
>mindbreak her into being one of the biggest defenders of the order
>she gets plenty of sex, but she has to act and dress modestly + focus on raising her pious daughters

A new type of Lim will rise

>> No.38740692

Lads, just got the call to report for duty
Please, treat these threads well, continue to create and archive, and pray that we have Monstergirl waifus awaiting us in the afterlife
You guys and this imagination have been truly one of the few joys I've had in my life.
Thank you faggots

>> No.38740725

>>38740692
Ukrainian? Russian?

>> No.38740736

>>38740691
>mindbreak her into being one of the biggest defenders of the order
Wouldn't they just straight-up kill her?

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>> No.38740765

>>38740692
Fuck, I really wish you the best. This is a pain. Why should anons that only want to talk about waifus get to pay for the actions of politicians that have their lives sorted out and will face no danger?

>> No.38740775

>>38740692
good luck

>> No.38740826
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38740826

Druella needs to stop flicking her bean and open the fucking portals already

>> No.38740840

>>38740691
>t. Anon about to get instantly mind broken before even touching her and then taken by a lesser succubus as a sex slave

>> No.38740842

>>38740826
Man why don't we just open the portals? I'm sick of waiting.

>> No.38740877

>>38740691
>>38740840
>tag male:domination_loss

>> No.38740884

>>38740842
The portals require many, many megatons of energy. Nuclear war should do the trick.

>> No.38740920

>>38740884
Putin must have seen the cosplaying Cheshires at the anime con and decided he wanted some of that.

>> No.38740953

>>38740877
>>38740840

I've been meditating on this for years. I will NOT lose to the god-like power of a Lilim's pussy

>> No.38740961
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>>38740920
All part of the plan. The world is on track for nuclear Armageddon all for some sweet chesh ass.

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>>38740692

>> No.38741051

>>38738552
but what if they want to stay wormies

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>>38740692

>> No.38741068

>>38741051
Then they are fools. Me, I'm working out how to make a wonderfly. This will take some doing.

>> No.38741093

>>38741068
I like the idea of being able to give each of her little feet, tail, and osmeterium a massage and having her wrap her soft body around me in bed. It just seems so comfy and cute.

>> No.38741129

>>38741051
i'm down for them cocooning and the only change is their first set of arms gets actual hands.
nubs seem so limiting

>> No.38741132

>>38740692
Good luck

>> No.38741193
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38741193

People talk about boat waifus all the time, but what about (battle) cat waifus?

>> No.38741199

Hey Magnus if you're still here I want to let you know that this story https://archiveofourown.org/works/30491160 fucking sucks and you should kill yourself

>> No.38741253

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy with the wife and daughters.
Because its still bitch tits winter and I can't feel my toes

>> No.38741287

>>38740692
It's not a fair world, we just wanted monstergirls. Good luck.

>> No.38741432

>>38740692
Good luck.

>> No.38741495

>>38738560
That young boy has very muscular quads for someone his age

>> No.38741588

>>38741495
It's from all the running from the bogie.

>> No.38741601

>>38741588
Well he's switching from squats to pelvis thrusts from now on

>> No.38741870

>>38740692
If we meet on the battlefield hide a monstergirl picture in your helmet and I promise to try and keep you alive

>> No.38741988

Yeah well, looks like I'm never going to become a drawfag after all. I better finish the Kiki asap.

>> No.38742072
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>>38741988
The world is a fuck

>> No.38742129

Those damn cats won't be so smug when i get a big dog to guard me from them.

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>>38742072
>high heel feet
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.38742183

>>38741199
K

>> No.38742191

>>38741988
Nukes or portals could come down any time now.

>> No.38742202

>>38740692
God speed, champ. We'll see each other portal side.

>> No.38742212

>>38742177
I headcanon that the heels are just Boots of Holding and they've got some honkin' harpy footsies inside.

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>>38742191
I'm ready for either. Let it happen.

>> No.38742288

>>38742223
Why can't I get smothered by succuwife, and instead have to get blown up by Russian tanks, so that Washington gets a better peace deal on their western Europe influence sphere.

>> No.38742310
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38742310

>portals open up
>gather a small camera crew and travel across the monmusu countryside
>meet and milk the wild variety of monster girls we encounter
>taste and rate their milk like some kind of high class wine connoisseur
>become well known celebrity
>whenever you visit a new town, they offer you their best milkers in the hopes of getting glowing reviews to brag about

Now I just need to wait until the portals open. Any day now....

>> No.38742387

>>38742183
>hurr abusive relationships are le fine because sexoooooo
Die

>> No.38742512

>38742387
Can't you really cease your autism and shitty baits even in face of war?

>> No.38742668

>>38742512
Am I supposed to care about a conflict in some country I don't care about?

>> No.38742686

https://twitter.com/_B_a_p_h_/status/1492946198948286464
GIWTWM

>> No.38742732

>>38742686
You want to play hide and seek with mama fox?

>> No.38742768

>38742668
The real reason why nobody cared about your monster boy shit is the same reason no one likes you irl, you never had gf and your parents get angry at you when they are with you for more than an hour - you're just a scum

>> No.38742903

>>38742310
Nukes will tear a hole in the reality and open portals
You just need to survive upcoming nuclear war

>> No.38742963

>>38742768
Nigger what are you talking about?

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>>38740877
>>38740953

>> No.38743172

>>38740691
>just don't question why she was already tied up when you found her

>> No.38743898
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I’ve been trying to find some good /ss/ stories or stories of monstergirls being motherly. Anyone know any good ones?

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>>38743898
>monstergirls being motherly
Irina the Manticore from Legitwho. Alternative Titania ending from Magus story.

>> No.38743972

I just want a love-rivalry with a lizard girl, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.38744066

>>38743942
>This is what KC means when he says you have to prove your worth

>> No.38744242
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>>38744066
And this is what he meant when he said they'll treat you like a treasure.

>> No.38744248

Chaos cat when?

>> No.38744295

>>38744248
Do you turn into a scratching post?

>> No.38744355

>>38744248
Cheshires are pretty chaotic.

>> No.38744416

Are the body and soul different things in mge, like if your wife dies and you raise her as a zombie would her ghost show up some time later confused as to why you’re fucking her corpse

>> No.38744489

>>38744416
I think Zombies are real soul in real body, and the "mindlessness" is caused by pseudo decay. It would still be her body and her soul so she'd still love you and recognize everyone. She would just be a little stunned untill wighting, when her full brain capability returns.

>> No.38744498

>>38744416
kinda

>> No.38744646

>>38744416
Non married girl can come back as a zombie
Married girl can come back undead but as the same species she was

>> No.38744657

>>38738392
silly dragon incels thinking their opinion matter

>> No.38744672

>>38744416
They're separate but linked. The only time you'd likely be able to raise a corpse and not get the original soul back would probably be with skeletons.

>> No.38744740

>>38744672
skeletons look like robots. Early designs are mostly bad.

>> No.38744828

>>38744740
Terminator just ruined it for you. She'll be bach.

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poof

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>>38740692
Good luck lad

>> No.38745486

>>38740692
Good luck Ivan. Kill a Ukrainian for me.

>> No.38745690

>>38739926
if they aren't into fat ugly hubby, they'll have to trim him down with (s)exercise

>> No.38746027

>>38745486
kys faggot

>> No.38746155

>>38740692
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>> No.38746184
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I hope I will get reincarnated as a long haired shota in the Mara sector of Hagville.

>> No.38746403

>>38746184
>Mara sector of Hagville

Oh.
Oh no.

>> No.38746474
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I WILL MARRY THE ENTIRE SABBATH

>> No.38746505
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>>38746474
You have to be a hardcore lolicon to want a witch to be fair.

>> No.38746578
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>>38746403
Yes, this means exactly what you think it does.

>> No.38746706

Thinking about plant girls.
I might be attracted to them.

>> No.38746716

>>38746505
The stripped stockings give them a lot of points.

>> No.38746847
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>>38746706
Must be some kind of mistake, what sort of pervert gets aroused by plants?
Certainly not me.

>> No.38746857

>>38746578
Need big fat holstaur milkies...

>> No.38746935
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38746935

>>38746706
Based
>>38746847
Are you trying to convince us or yourself, anon?

>> No.38747005

I wonder about children born of elementals
like take the daughter of an ignis for example, will she just be a straight up fire spirt or become a human with human torch powers

>> No.38747072
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>>38746935
There's no convincing involved, I already know I'm not at all a slut for vines.

>> No.38747141

>>38746706
I'd jump into a genus flytrap or pitcher plant alraune so fast

>> No.38747168
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I want to grow a plant mommywife for myself.

>> No.38747190

>>38747005
Depends on the setting. Considering MGE keeps bringing up a husband of a monster can like change back and form between species, I'd guess either she'd be a full fire spirit or have powers to humanize. Well, everyone in MGE seem to have some disguise human magic though.
If it's something like MGQ the child would be full monster girl most of the time, rarely being born a man/human in which case would like develop superpowers over time. Monsters also tend to use artifacts to become human, but even being a child of a monster in that state doesn't stop the chance of descendants of monsterizing and the like.

>> No.38747330

i really want a jabberwock mommy right about now

>> No.38747370 [SPOILER] 
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>>38747330
Here

>> No.38747484

>>38747370
Where's the option for, "Loving Husband and doting Father for our young" huh?
What is this bullshit

>> No.38747491

combining bogey with the jabberwock for maximum softness

>> No.38747518

combining bogie with the cheshire for maximum capriciousness

>> No.38747542
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38747542

>>38747484
Would Lord Anon like to go see his children?

>> No.38747553

>>38747484
She doesn't properly understand the concept of love.

>> No.38747570 [SPOILER] 
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38747570

>Want a plant gf
>Always forgot to water the flowers as a kid
Conflicted

>> No.38747626

Don't reply. Just report.

>> No.38747645

>>38747553
Is there a way to make her understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love?

>> No.38747647

Cu Sith, but not a furry
Thoughts on this idea?

>> No.38747683

>>38747647
Coping fanfic
Embrace the fur

>> No.38747689

>>38747647
that's just a kobold

>> No.38747690

>>38747647
>>37999895

>> No.38747702

>>38747491
>a literal dragon plushie momster with extra plushiness
I NEED IT

>> No.38747744
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38747744

>>38747542
rabbit whore
>>38747645
There are implications that she has started learning it, but she is still possessive as fuck

>> No.38747765

>tfw you saw how kids getting taught now of days
holy fuck, hakus would be fucking pissed

>> No.38747766

>>38747690
???

>> No.38747839

>>38747647
If you want to fuck a cu sith just go with it, if you wanted non furry versions you'd just get another girl
>At least it's not full fur
>at least it's humanoid
>at least I'm not gay
Pick to taste of whatever stage you are on.

>> No.38747958

>>38747765
every generation thinks this, you fell for a normie meme

>> No.38747965

>>38747958
Now in fariness this is the first generation to try mass alping themselves.

>> No.38747969

>>38747958
nah, americans common core

>> No.38748002

>>38747570
If the plant spoke to you it could tell you it needs water.

>> No.38748050
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>>38747683
>>38747689
>>38747839
Ok, I have changed my stance.
I love my dog wife just the way she is already

>> No.38748079

>>38748050
Based.
Now that's true love

>> No.38748443
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Cowscowscows!

>> No.38748468

>>38745180
I enjoy how dynamic this is

>> No.38748469
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>>38748443

>> No.38748488
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>ywn join a hero's party that is assaulting a lilim's castle
>ywn disappear without trace while inside
>ywn be mind broken by the lilim into switchinng sides and revealing everything you know about them
>ywn get found by the hero and his party, collared next to her throne with an ecstatic expression while she ruffles your hair and looks smugly at the hero

>> No.38748552

>>38748488
Anon no, you can't betray your brothers and sisters for monster pussy!

>> No.38748606

>>38747958
and every generation was right

>> No.38748880
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38748880

>Some /pol/tard decides to start shit on /jp/ because he's not interested in the current FotM on his own board
Who is the cutest monstergirl?

>> No.38748908
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THUNDER WOLF IS COMING FOR YOU

>> No.38748945
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38748945

>>38748880
Cutesy, fluffy, flying Mollies with long tails and big hearts.

>> No.38748957

>>38748880
My wife.

>> No.38748975
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>>38748880
Wendi!

>> No.38749020
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>> No.38749066

>>38749020
objectiviely better senko-san

>> No.38749079

>>38747689
So? We got Nekomatas and Werecats

>> No.38749098

>>38749079
what is the difference between those two?

>> No.38749122
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38749122

Cameraman cat

>> No.38749131

>>38749098
Nekomata have split tails and can disguise themselves as regular cats.

>> No.38749201

>>38749122
Taking pictures of boys bathing in the river!

>> No.38749253
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38749253

>>38748880
Little girls from classy species like Demon, Anubis and Wight.
Coincidentally they're the most erotic monster girls too.

>> No.38749257
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38749257

>>38748880
Cute when tiny and when grown up!

>> No.38749294
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>>38748880
dragon

>> No.38749296

>>38748880
You can find the cutest girls of all down at your local sabbath chapter!

>> No.38749306

which monsters can rape me so hard I abandon my coomer ways?

>> No.38749347

>>38749306
Amazon will turn you into a responsible father.

>> No.38749417

>>38749201
She works for Miss Tengu, those pictures are to be sold to desperate monsters so they can track down one of those boys and rape them

>> No.38749423

>>38749296
All I found was hag larping as lolis

>> No.38749491

>>38749201
>tfw I would notice the camera and wave then pose for it

>> No.38749607
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>>38738388

>> No.38749630

>>38749607
Very cute and sexy anubis

>> No.38749672

>>38749306
demon can make you contractually obligated to never touch yourself, and any break of agreement can immediately teleport you to the correction zone.

>> No.38749677

>38747570
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.38749679
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>>38738388
EVERYBODY IS KUNG-FU FIGHTING
YOUR MIND BECOMES FAST AS LIGHTNING

>> No.38749694

Be gone vtumor

>> No.38749778
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Molest the vampires before they molest you.

>> No.38749787

>>38749778
Long ears are just made to be molested

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>>38749778
>"You can't do this"
>"Stop that right now mortal!"
>"I AM THE RULER OF THE NIGHT YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE-"

>> No.38749940

>>38749899
An undead onahole?

>> No.38749981

>>38749778
Gonna brb, just gonna speed run the local vamp mansion

>> No.38750048
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>> No.38750109

>>38750048
>tfw you wak up from your bender and fund out you slept with your very old danuki boss

>> No.38750140
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>> No.38750182

>>38750109
>very old
She's 32!

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>>38749787
>Long ears are just made to be molested
*Long ears and fat undead loli ass are just made to be molested

>> No.38750231

>>38750182
Oh god she's like giga-hag

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>>38750221

>> No.38750295

>>38750182
>She's 32
forgot the extra zero at the end

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>> No.38750344

>>38750300
hornlet

>> No.38750358

>h-humans are not lewd t-the monster girls are the perverted ones
When you have a species where all the males walk around dressed provocatively, cumming buckets just from a bit of exposure to mamono mana and all are breast addicts, then I’m afraid the issue is in your genome than monster girls.

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>> No.38750411

>>38750358
how should i dress to not look provocatively? and no, full hazmat gear does not work, the uranium slimes and various venomous species are into that.

>> No.38750423

>>38750358
so lolicons are not lewd?
>>38750411
dont be visible

>> No.38750436

>>38750411
Burka.

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38750447

>>38750358
...n-no

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>>38749306
6 or so months in the cocoom will get it out of you

>> No.38750482

>>38750447
Look at this man, he is wearing nothing! How can you expect the poor succ to be able to hold back? It's like putting a juicy steak in front of a dog and expecting it not only to not try to eat, but also to look away from the steak! Men belong in the homes, not in public!

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>> No.38750551

>>38750482
>succs frequently wear nothing and call it "casual attire"
>yet they attack men when they do the same
really scratches your thinky bone, doesn't it?

>> No.38750555

>>38749020
This is the Senko I need. No point in a mommywife if I can't also pour my erotic love into her.

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>>38750423
why they're esteemed wholesome gentleman, clearly.

>> No.38750595

>>38750551
Apples and oranges, Succ sex drives are way higher than a mans.

>> No.38750615

>>38750358
i wear invisibilty cloak and i still get called a slut for my scent I shower literally everytime I go out ion MGC. what must I do

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>>38750595
Not higher than mine. Time to outfucc the succ.

>> No.38750639

>>38750615
Wear airtight suit under burka.

>> No.38750660

>>38750639
wearing burkas are for alps tho

>> No.38750680

>>38750636
>outfuck the succ
>get caught in infinite loop of never ending sex
>doesn't go out in public anymore because too busy fucking
I see no problem here.
>>38750660
Burkas are for non-whores, whore.

>> No.38750701

>>38750680
>imagine not showing off what god gave you
and you wonder why you still single

>> No.38750710

>>38750680
Hallal

>> No.38750729

>>38750701
>imagine being a whore
My wife respects me.

>> No.38750735

>>38750680
sometimes you guy push role reversal stuff way too far and apply it in nonsensical ways

>> No.38750753

>>38750680
>you're utterly exhausted
>so is miss succ
>you've been going at it for days, kept up only by mamono mana
>both of you want to shower, eat, and sleep but neither of you wants to blink first

>> No.38750838

>>38750735
>sometimes you guy push role reversal stuff way too far
>sometimes
Try "always", the role reversal faggots are RPing their fucking gay bullshit constantly and they are a disease.
>aaagghhhhh I'm such a slut I love dressing like a flaming faggot and choking on di- haha I mean pussy

>> No.38750856

>>38750735
Men must preserve our modesty, or we'll never be respected by monster girls!

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>>38738388

>> No.38750873

>>38750865
haha, cow!

>> No.38750884

>>38750735
having a bit of nonsense on the weekends is a usual thing for humanguy+monstergirl relationships

>> No.38750930

>>38750838
It's not so wierd to want a furry girl to sit in your face.

>> No.38750968
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>Damn, male kid! Seducing an adult... You need rape correction!
>But I am 24, I am not a kid.
>Silly, boy.

>> No.38751027

remember, learn freerunning to escape rape

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>>38750873
It's all 'cow' this and 'moo' that until the mino walks in the room. Then suddenly the cow jokes stop.

>> No.38751051

>>38751043
very angery cow

>> No.38751053

>>38751027
>Laughs in cat/bird/mage

>> No.38751061

>>38751027
Nah, I got my hands on a jinko whistle.

>> No.38751071

>>38751043
Get lost, muscle cow.

>> No.38751075

>>38750968
Fucking hags and their messed up age standards

>> No.38751094

>>38751061
>jinko whistle
>most likely was sold it by a shady danuki
>we all knwo that means it does the oppisite
anon, i feel sorry for you

>> No.38751103

>>38751075
>messed up age standards
>says the guy in his double digits

>> No.38751119

>>38750968
>seducing an adult
all I did was look at her so I can draw something while on the train

>> No.38751124

>>38751043
i wanna ask buff cow for a "protein milkshake" to help my gains

>> No.38751129

>>38751094
It's totally real anon! I've used it! Although the jinko it summoned is still following me around... and her face seems more flushed every time I see her...

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>> No.38751289

>>38751267
very cute fishie!!!

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>>38751304
Never post this language again.

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>>38751365

>> No.38751429

>>38751413
wanna honk that nose

>> No.38751448

>>38751413
wanna finger that cameltoe

>> No.38751459

>>38751365
we might never get another chance to

>> No.38751463

>>38751413
>>38751304
Monster girls support the denuclearization and denazifying of ukraine.

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It’s like they KNOW that we’re weak to them…

>> No.38751591

>>38749257
This is the true endgame.

>> No.38751592

>>38747647
I hate indecisive faggots like you. Either accept the fact that you want a wife with enough body hair to grab onto while you plow her like a farmer tilling his fields or frig off because we already know Mamano Banana works to de-fur her over body parts if you want.

>> No.38751625

>>38751463
Go back and ruin your own country Putin.

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>> No.38751665

>>38751627
B-Bigger doesn't mean fluffier

>> No.38751674

>>38751627
just imagine running into her tails on accident

>> No.38751687

>>38751674
>run into tails by accident
>enter mofu dimension
>there is no way out

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38751688

>>38751674
>accident

>> No.38751711

>>38751304
>Q: you say that all mamono want kids, but what if not all mamono's husbands want to be dads? having a child is, after all, a big responsibility, including in the material sense... (tl note: talking about costs)
>Q2: and what if the mamono is pregnant or already gave birth, while the guy is not ready yet? what if he doesn't want to bother with the daughter, but you'll still need to feed her, clothe her.....
A:
>What the hell "material sense" are you talking about? We are direct servants to the Pharaoh herself, if anything money and the like are not a problem for any of us.
>Adding on, it's tough for us mamono to conceive. By the time we can have a child, the hubby will already be an experienced Incubus
>And if we're lucky enough to get a kid before the "unhappy" daddy is used to his wife... What's he gonna do about it?

royal sand cats are scary when they're angry. i want one.

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>> No.38751717

>>38751674
>run into them by accident
>smug gox treats you like you did it on purpose
>tails strip you naked but cover your entire body with warm and fluffy
>fox takes you back to her home just like that, while tailets seethe at the distance.

>> No.38751774

Getting fucked by my wife's tentacles

>> No.38751792

>>38751711
>What's he gonna do about it?
I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.38751804

imagine going to the local lich to ask for a longer tongue

>> No.38751819

>>38745180
This is so fucking cute

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>>38751774

>> No.38751851

Is there anyone here who doesn't operate by MGE rules but rather how monsters are depicted in mythology?

Like marrying a Naga from Hinduism, pretty comfy.

>> No.38751864

>>38751792
you WILL take responsibility
you WILL adore your daughters
you WILL make atleast 10 more
you WILL be happy

>> No.38751873

>>38751840
>"Im going to show you the bliss of prostate orgasms anon~"

>> No.38751878

>>38751804
>Lich thinks this means you want to get your dick licked longer

>> No.38751893

>>38751851
Does Monster Musume count? Because I want a dairy centaur gf

>> No.38751907

>>38751878
oh lord, this is one of them special liches, i spefeiced pointed to my tongue

>> No.38751930
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>>38751893
fug

>> No.38751970

i want to mess with a lich and make her smile with my stupid antics

>> No.38751972

>>38751930
I want to feed a centaur an entire bag of carrots. My neighbor's horses love when we feed them carrots so surely this is the way to her heart.

>> No.38751997

>>38751774
>>38751840
Go back to one of your numerous faggot containment boards.

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>>38751972
Cooking for your girlfriend has never been this easy

>> No.38752015

Guys I love monster babes and I love the idea of romance between a man and a monstrous girl.

I love It all so much. I don't have a waifu tho. I wouldn't discriminate any of them. I don't have a favourite. I'm alone but let me cheer you on from the sidelines. I promise to draw a lot more monmusu. Just for you. Remember me when the portals open and shit goes down

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I'm picturing this whole Ukraine and Russian situation as if it happened in a MGE-like world and Russia is a country filled with horny vodka-addicted drunk monster girls and Ukraine a human country filled with males because of some aftermath of war like how MGE has too many men currently because after the war depleted their numbers nature compensated with the birthrates.
So like Monster Russia wants to invade Ukraine to kidnap and marry as many inhabitants as possible and all that war bitching is cover for it, but USA is some Order-centric country against Russia.

>> No.38752037

>>38752015
Draw me in battle while fucking with my living armor wife

>> No.38752048
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38752048

>>38751997
No

>> No.38752068

>>38752015
remember, try to draw a little everyday and also try to do gesture drawing

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>>38751804
Do not bother lich with stupid shit, she is dead tired already

>> No.38752108

>>38752048
Monster Girl Thread, not Degenerate Faggot Thread. Fuck off parasite.

>> No.38752128

>>38752104
>dead tired
heh, she just needs a visit from the cousin of death with a nice bed and a quiet room

>> No.38752132

>>38752108
wait, im not that anon, but is it prohibited to talk about tentacle monster? I thought they were a thing inside MGE universe, unless you just personally don’t like them?

>> No.38752144

>>38752132
Read the post chain retard

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>>38752108
Is this not a beautiful monstergirl for you?

>> No.38752176

>>38751873
Imagine having your prostate played with while she jerks you off at the same time

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>>38752068
Doin my best. This pic is a loooooong way since the first thing I made. I just lack idea often

>> No.38752191

>>38752176
Imagine going back to >>>/lgbt/ or any of the other shitboards for garbage like you instead of shitting up our threads.

>> No.38752241

>>38752176
It's fair game until KC retcons his universe for the 3839475th time.

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>> No.38752264

>>38752149
I do like this soft squishy squid

>> No.38752275

>>38752188
i know that feel, just remember to experiment

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>>38752241
Ah, I just want a kraken wife in general, not a MGE one.
Thanks god he doesn't own the concept of monster girls

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>>38752015
Monster girls blushing in love is always cute.

>> No.38752316

>>38751930
>Even the "lightweight" has a decent pair
Centaur tits are OP. I guess they need to be, though.

>> No.38752322

>>38752241
We don't have to put up with furshit, gender change faggotry and other bullshit KC decides to not veto because he has no idea how full of aids those fandoms are. You can fuck right off with the furfags, alpfaggots and other filth.

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>>38752128
Poor lich can't take a break even on a beach

>> No.38752331

>>38752316
>tfw so broken by anime and IRL G+-cup tits the lightweight pair is small to you
It's a weird feeling

>> No.38752340

>>38752149
Why are her suckers upside down?

>> No.38752345

>>38752322
it's the same guy, who posts the trash edits, three letter baits, religion and politics baits, and shit about "hugbox".
I and R when he posts yet another of his edits.

>> No.38752346

>>38752322
go cry about it on twitter sissy

>> No.38752352

>>38752144
>getting fucked by my wife’s tentacles
>other anon posts picture
>you tell them to fuck off
>they reply “NO”
>you tell them to fuck off again
>I asked what’s happening
>you tell me to check the chain
>still confused

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>>38752263
Thanks doc.

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>> No.38752378

>>38752191
It’s officially stated by KC that there is nothing gay about your wife playing with your prostate or getting sex change or body change potions for a night.

>> No.38752387

>>38752346
Go back to discord faggot

>> No.38752388

>>38752015
Incredibly based

>> No.38752392

>>38752322
And yet those are still canon.
Must be hard being an autistic lorefag

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>>38752331
I've forced myself to develop two sets of standards. Porn and anime will ruin a man if he's not careful.

>> No.38752406

>>38752322
The community around that is only shit in English speaking communities, others shouldn’t have to change just to get the English part away.

>> No.38752415

>>38752394
It's too late for me.
Girls with normal tits might as well be men in my eyes

>> No.38752437

>>38752378
Being a massive faggot has nothing to do with monstergirls, go back to where you came from.

>>38752406
And neither should we have to tolerate that garbage, they are parasites to this thread and parasites to humanity.

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>>38752415
>HELP, I'M UNBELIEVABLY BASED, AHHHHH!
Quit whining, faggot.

>> No.38752458

>>38752446
they got almost the same size titty tho

>> No.38752461

>>38752446
Why did you post a monsterboy?

>> No.38752462

Quit stirring the shit. Just ignore it.

>> No.38752482

>>38752437
>parasite to humanity
>he is an escapist
Legendary self-awareness

>> No.38752493

>>38752458
Yes, but the centaur's are at face height and can be delivered more quickly.

>> No.38752503

>>38752437
Keep denying it anon, you’re just screaming for some slime or tentacle girl to play with your prostate so much you become an Alp.

>> No.38752524

>>38752503
I didn't know I wanted this until now

>> No.38752582
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38752582

Marry danukis

>> No.38752590

>>38752582
I'd make many little nukis with a sugar-momma nuki.

>> No.38752633

>>38752437
>garbage,
cait sith is cute and wholesome.

>> No.38752639

>>38752582
I need a chubby danuki hag to marry first.
Then I will make many smaller ones.

>> No.38752676

>>38752582
Marry and impregnate an old danuki that when she's with her kids people think it's her grandchildren.

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>>38752582
>>38752590
>>38752639
>>38752676
>you find out your nuki wife isn't really a hag
>she's actually younger than you (not loli), but changed her appearance to seduce you
What do?

>> No.38752731

What's better?
>Being a terrible ruler only kept in power by the monster courtiers who rule everything in secret
>Being an excellent ruler who has to deal with constant marriage offers from neighbouring monster queendoms

>> No.38752756

>>38752730
martial rape correction?

>> No.38752772
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38752772

This is what you deserve

>> No.38752795

>>38752731
The latter, how is this even a question?

>> No.38752800

>>38752731
The latter. I would be depressed if I was a king and found out my kingdom is running despite my efforts and not because of them.

>> No.38752817
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Soon i will be isekaid. Thank you for everything, anons.

>> No.38752840

>>38752795
>>38752800
I don't know. There are a lot of historical cases of rulers who didn't actually have any passion for ruling. Louis xiv supposedly loved making watches and Hirohito was a dedicated marine biologist. A kingdom that runs itself may not be so bad when you have other hobbies

>> No.38752848

>>38752817
same here, where do we meet up? I propose Lescaite central square on every mid winter (there's gotta be one) celebration.

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>>38752817
Godspeed, anon

>> No.38752862

>>38752730
>Her grey streaks in her hair are all now brown
>Her sagging heavy hanger breasts are now pert and smaller
>Her pudgy stomach perfect for grabbing is now flat and smooth
>Wide child bearing hips are now much more narrow
>Her fat jiggly ass is now smaller and much more pert
>Her unkempt pubic hair is now a completely shaven and smooth
>This hagnuki is really a zoomnuki and just wanted to get my dick but knew I was only into older women
>Bully her for being the one weirdo who wants to be a hag
>Meanwhile mamano mana changes her body to become like it was when she used hagification

>> No.38752873

>>38752848
>where do we meet up?
revelation 14:4

>> No.38752938

>>38752840
The "in secret" bit is kind of foreboding. Regardless, I'd rather be a Chad ruler with royal ladies putting in requests to bear my children.

>> No.38752969

>>38752938
Exactly my thought, I would feel useful and at the same time have a huge confidence boost by odies being interested in wanting to bear my children and have a beautiful family hopefully uniting the kingdoms.

>> No.38752991

>>38752817
Good luck anon, I wish you are able to reincarnate with possibilities of marrying the girl of your dreams, I might also get isekai’d soon, so like >>38752848
said, let’s meet up, I’d prefer a more MG friendly location.

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>>38752938
The real choice is having a court full of your wives and children or having foreign noblewomen fighting over your cock. On the one hand marrying your own subjects would secure internal loyalty but marrying foreign nobles would increase external power. But they may compete over monopolizing (you) and it would be a headache trying to prevent a war because the pharaoh infringed on the echidna's designated "cuddle king anon night". The ideal choice is a mix of both or just choosing one wife.

>> No.38753123

>>38753018
And that's why you make your first wife a unicorn or smoke hobo.

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>> No.38753141

>>38751851
I try to and often fail at it but I've also dug so deep of a grave for myself not going to any further lest the fuck offs come in full bore.

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>> No.38753234

>>38753188
F-forbidden fruit?

>> No.38753238
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Remember if a snake offer you an apple, eat it every single time without question

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>>38738388

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I'm curious if anyone else feels this way. Normally I like corruption, like in the case of succs, and I'm not apposed to having a harem, though it'd have to be a small one. HOWEVER, if my first wife was a unicorn I'd be obsessed with keeping her pure. I don't know what it is about this one girl, but there is no way in hell I'd let her become a bicorn.

>> No.38753284

>>38753238
It's true, snakes can easily climb trees to get the best fruit. Kakuen also provide pretty good apples, even if their specialty is bananas.

>> No.38753308

>>38753273
Same, I hate the normal corruption, but I like MGE "corruption" which is making people happy and at peace with themselves, while geniuinly bettering their situation. Perhaps bicorning is too much like normal corruption for me?

>> No.38753323

>>38752848
What would our codeword or phrase?

>> No.38753334
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>>38753273
I like Bicorn but only if they were born that way and I do agree that unicorns should be protected.

>> No.38753351

>>38753323
I'd presume we would stand out in the crowd. But let's say we would wear the ? mark on our clothes, like the Anon in drawings.

>> No.38753402

>>38753273
Your mistake is probably assuming that unicorns are actually pure. They aren't. They're degenerates with a pure facade literally me; the only real difference between a unicorn and a bicorn is coat color, horn count and a cuck fetish. It's not that big of a change.

>> No.38753406

>>38752991
>let’s meet up
Honestly, I don't want to have any memories of our world after reincarnation.

>> No.38753429

>>38753406
ok, you can still come

>> No.38753467

>>38753406
We might not have many memories but just in case we do having someone to relate to would be important.

>> No.38753479

>>38753351
It’s Pre industrial, how could we draw a ? On our clothes, let’s just dab or some dumb thing that only people from this world would understand.

>> No.38753505

>>38753351
That's fucking cringe bro, I don't want to cosplay a fucking riddler or that gravity fals dude

>> No.38753517

>>38753479
It's not like due didn't exist before industry. You could also just stich something in. Also, please don't corrupt the MGE world with dabbing.

>> No.38753535

>>38753479
I imagine it should be doable with some paint, they had that pre industrial era too.
>>38753505
hey, that was just an idea

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>>38738388

>> No.38753545

>>38752817
>>38752848
>>38753323
>>38753351
>>38753505
Lets just each get our respective wife and meet in the middle of the plaza, assuming they have one, on whatever the biggest festival is every year and just stand in the middle go there once a year until we all find each other. If someone started at you uncomfortably it will be obvious.

>> No.38753558

>>38753308
>>38753402
>It's not that big of a change.
I guess it's a big enough change for me. There's something I find disturbing about taking this girl, who might be as horny as any other monster girl, but is strictly into monogamy, and corrupting her into someone who gets off to the idea of her husband fucking other girls. Like >>38753334 said, it's not so bad if she was already like that, but turning her myself just doesn't sit right with me. I do want to reiterate, I said if my first wife was a unicorn I wouldn't want her to change, but if a unicorn wanted into my already existing harem knowing full well what would happen to her, I'd probably be fine with it.

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>> No.38753598

>>38753141
fuck off shoggy

>> No.38753620

>>38753558
That's a reasonable take and I can't take offense to it. Still, do bear in mind that wanting monogamy until they don't anymore is also a basic tenent of being a monster, Bicorns just enjoy sharing. A lot.

>> No.38753639

>>38753620
All my wives better enjoy sharing anyway because I'm indecisive

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>> No.38753705

What Harem would make you the ultimate warrior? I know that being married to a MG gives you part of her powers to adapt to living with her.
My take on the question would be a living armor wife alongside the 4 elementals as wives.

>> No.38753739

>>38753239
why do the enemies look so much better and more appealing than the allied units? it's as if they were made for being captured and subjugated into your army force, only to be designated the "commander's personal non-combat assistant" role.
now i'm sad that this isn't an option in most games. really all media could be improved if the good guys could win without killing, even if they have to mind_control or mind_break the opposition

>> No.38753768

>>38753705
I guess the more the merrier, so I'm just going to go with 5 like you, to make this non trival:
>Cursed Sword
for obvious reasons
>Dragon
instead of living armor, because they are known to provide the armor made of their scales to dragon knights (male).
>Salamander or Lizzardman
for top notch combat training
>Night gaunt
to give one an ability to fly
>Lich
to make one imortal and easy to be brought back in case of a fuckup

>> No.38753803

>>38753739
I've felt that way since I was a kid. Instead of "why beat 'em when you can join 'em" it's "why beat 'em when you can win 'em over and command 'em."

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>>38753982
where's the moo from? webm related

>> No.38754018

>>38753639
I have a rotating single wife. I've never actually imagined how a harem would work.

>>38753739
>why do the enemies look so much better and more appealing than the allied units?
Evil is sexy and the Abyssals are actually allowed to be sexualized, unlike a lot of KC botes. Azur Lane doesn't have this problem because all of its ships are for dicking.

Also, and hear me out for a second, what about krakens and ship girls? A match made in heaven?

>> No.38754065

>>38754018
KC doesn’t like some of them being sexualized?

>> No.38754088

>>38753639
I know it's an extremely niche fetish but I' glad I'm such a fan of chaos girls and their ability to give you a hybrid form to be able to satisfy all wives at the same time. While I love both my Atlach-Nacha and Night Gaunt wives, I don't know if I would I personally would have a harem any other way. Even when potions like the doppelganger medicine also exist.

>> No.38754090

Why do so many people here want to have sex with boats? Am I missing something?

>> No.38754100

>>38751365
>"Hey guys! Finland everyone! Ebin Finland, amirite? I'm from Finland btw. Finnish elves, get it? Here's a pic to subtly hint I'm finnish!"
Yes fantastic, Jonne. As it's been for years.

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>>38754004
she's an OC of @sepiascribe also known as matsu-sensei
he likes drawing big boobs and i like when he draws big boobs

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>>38754065
I meant more that the designs themselves often aren't drafted in such a way as to induce horny in large amounts.

>>38754090
You telling me you wouldn't gladly plunge into at least one of these? There's also the waifu factor included in most gacha games.

>> No.38754132

>>38754113
These are foxes, not boats. I misunderstood.

>> No.38754138

>>38754090
this is /jp/, everyone wants to sex the boats
usually it's just the two semi-spam fags, one that posts Seaport because she's an albino oni, and another that posts the azur lane girls because they're fox-girls.

>> No.38754145

If I had a harem, I think I'd rather it be a thing where they all fuck eachother too. Is that bad? Is that weak of me? Like, theres no way I could keep up with all that. Obviously I'd like to be the main person, but having a relationship with any more than 3 girls would be an exhausting nightmare.

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>> No.38754165

>>38754145
In lore you CAN keep up, your biology gets changed so you can have sex for around 2-4 days without stopping, if you have a harem.

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>>38754132
The foxes are boats, though. Kind of. In spirit. Sometimes they even have cannons strapped to them. Look, just don't ask too many questions, okay?

>> No.38754184

>>38754145
>I think I'd rather it be a thing where they all fuck eachother too. Is that bad?
Fuck no. Part of the excitement of having a harem is for the threesomes, plus watching girls lez out, especially to turn on their man, is hot. That being said, all monster girls crave dick, so it'd mostly be foreplay leading up to sex with you.

>> No.38754195

>>38754165
Not only that but I's said an incubus with a harem specifically won't be satisfied till he fucks all of his wives.
>The power of an incubus grows stronger the more demonic energy they accumulate. In the case of those that periodically have sex with multiple monsters, it piles up, so in the case of a single incubus that makes a harem of multiple monsters and keeps having sex with them, it ends up causing the birth of an extremely powerful incubus. Regardless of how many monsters are in the harem, an incubus has limitless stamina and lust, and can have sex with all of them. Even if an incubus keeps having sex with them day and night alternatively for a period of several days, he'll never get tired, lose his erection, or feel pain or boredom. On the contrary, he'll end up being unable to get satisfied unless he has sex with all of the monsters in the harem, and it'll even get to the point where it's as if spending several days having sex with all the monsters in the harem is like having sex one time to him.

>> No.38754202

>>38754145
>If I had a harem, I think I'd rather it be a thing where they all fuck eachother too. Is that bad?
That's a good part of harem life, they've got to let out that lust when it's not their turn/you're not around somehow.

>> No.38754224

>>38754184
Thats partly what I was thinking. Imagine getting done fucking one of the girls, then going into the kitchen to grab a drink and seeing two of them fucking on the table asking you if you wanna join in.

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>>38753739
>>38753803
>>38754018
There's a game called Black Surge Night where you can actually play as abyssals.
https://youtu.be/xXslXMUR8gg
- Humans use shipgirls to fight war against Abyssals
- Humanity triumphs after gruesome resistance
- Abyssal AIDS still exist, affects shipgirls and there is no cure
- Humans proceed to persecute shipgirls since they are all prone to becoming abyssals
- Shikikan (You) is an artificial intelligence created by the Abyssals near the end of the conflict but not activated.
- A rogue abyssal shipgirl finds and activates (You)
- (You) are tasked to create an outer heaven for them, even if it means going against the whole world.
- The shipgirls you recruit start off as normal shipgirls and slowly become abyssalfied. Becoming complete abyssals reaching 6 stars.
- They also start off seeing abyssalfication as a disease and end up seeing it as a blessing and liberation after fully succumbing to it.

>> No.38754249

>>38754228
>- Shikikan (You) is an artificial intelligence created by the Abyssals near the end of the conflict but not activated.
>- A rogue abyssal shipgirl finds and activates (You)
Wait the fuck? Is that canon?

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>>38754173
The Japanese shipgirls in Azur Lane consist mostly of kemomimi or oni. The foxes represent capital ships (battleships and aircraft carriers).

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You can run but you can't hide from it anon.

>> No.38754301

>>38754224
Horny bitches trying to tease me just make me want to tease them back. I'd tell 'em "no no, keep going." Then sit and watch. Eventually they'd get frustrated with just fingers and come begging for my dick.

>> No.38754302

>>38754296
hide in them. easy.

>> No.38754325

>>38754301
I find the idea of trying to sneak past (for example) a manticore and a lamia fucking, just trying to get to the door, then two tails wrap around each of your legs and drag you between them. The girl you were on your way to see after she shouts for you is just stood in the doorway like 'Fuck, what now?' before realising she could just join in.

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>>38754249
(You) are an AI, but you have a physical (or at least holographic) body.

>> No.38754361

>>38754101
I am glad he does that too. She's a big cow... for me.
>>38754145
Nothing is wrong with wives bonding. Also canonically mamono that don't get husbands for too long will pair up in FWB pairs where they munch on each other's carpets, but only till one of them finds a husband, since they only crave dick, and this is just elaborate masturbation for them.
>>38754296
Why would I hide from so many funny and sexy ladies?

>> No.38754370

>>38754361
Anon you couldn't survive that many Cheshires at once

>> No.38754379

>>38754357
Neat and also my fetish. EN when?

>> No.38754382

>>38754370
I'm really really dense, I wouldn't know they are making fun out of me

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>> No.38754456

>>38754412
Imagine getting fake newsed so hard you turn into a reporter.

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Short bogie story as Anon requested:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37328977

Its about a funposter Anon who meets with the clown girl, with a little twist on Anon's end.
Enjoy!

>> No.38754469

>>38754145
>>38754184
>>38754202
>>38754224
>>38754301
>>38754325
>haremfags are unironic cucks now
>>>/trash/

>> No.38754476

>>38754357
What the FUUUUUCK
Does that apply to the normal Azur Lane MC as well?
Wait does that mean there aren't humans, everyone is just a ship robot thing?

>> No.38754485

>>38754469
Watching your wives kiss is hot and you cannot convince me otherwise.

>> No.38754513

>>38749020
HUG FOX

>> No.38754518
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Go on, tell her you're not signing her contract.

>> No.38754539

>>38754518
Can't you read? Sign says blue demons only

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>>38754476
AFAIK, the commander in Azur Lane is a normal human.

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I want my dogwife to collar me.

>> No.38754606

>>38754469
Are you so scared of losing your wife you can't watch her make out with another woman? They're monster girls, their number one loyalty is to your penis. Quit trying to bring your insecurities into our fetish.

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>>38754587
I don't know why I uploaded the low res version.
Here's better quality

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>> No.38754659

>>38754518
I'm not signing her contract

>> No.38754691

>>38754466
Thanks, legit.

>> No.38754717

>>38754469
>your wife helping your other wife get ready for (you) is cuckoldry
???
no, seriously, try to explain this one

>> No.38754722

>>38754643
>all those hickeys
Vampires are fucking perverts

>> No.38754727

>>38754643
Smug haughty vampire not so smug since her servant (read:husband) incubized and can keep up with her

>> No.38754730

>>38754722
They are but please don't say so out loud, they'll get all grumpy

>> No.38754741

>>38754485
>>38754606
>"hurr girls kissing is hot" 50 iq normalfag logic
Except the fags above are getting off from the thought of their wives having sex with someone else both in front of them and behind their backs, textbook definition of being a fucking cuck.

>> No.38754742

>>38754476
no. protag in one game is AI =/= protag in every game is AI
kancolle, azur lane, and other shipgirl type games all have different canon, a well as different ways for shipgirls to be created. in kancolle your girls are spirits of ships and abyssals are spirits of dead/sunken ships, but in, say, GFL the gun girls aren't actually gun spirits, but civilian androids repurposed for the war effort, and the enemy gungirls are custom-built military androids and also not spirits

>> No.38754749

I need me a buff, vampire waifu

>> No.38754764

>>38754741
Another WOMAN, anon. And as we know, monster girls NEVER go full lez. It's only foreplay to get dick. I repeat, quit bringing your insecurities into our fetish.

>> No.38754781

>>38754764
It's ok, I accept your concession.

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>>38754730
I will use my chief goddess given right to bully any monster especially haughty undead nobles

>> No.38754793

>>38754741
If you feel insecure about two girls you are married to and fucking regularly kiss I don't know what to tell you. Seek help.

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>>38738388
Water Sword

>> No.38754814

>>38754741
It’s ok anon, I don’t know what happened in your life but I wish for you a good idea that can help you get through your insecurities and be happier with yourself.

>> No.38754819

>38754781
Great argument dude, you really showed me. Get the fuck outta here with your paranoia. I get being a monogamist, but that's just pathetic. Like the other anon said, seek help.

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>Continuing our top story, pro-Monstergirl protests have broken out in dozens of cities across the nation of R***ia
>Around 1000 demonstrators rallied in the capital city, chanting "Make Love, Not War", before being surrounded by police
>Similar scenes unfolded in L****grad and elsewhere across the country
>As a reminder, demonstrations of monstergirl love are considered illegal in almost all cases, under the oppressive Pu**n regime
>Many of these demonstrators could face jail time simply for voicing their desire for a peaceful life with a loving waifu

>> No.38754834

>>38754764
>>38754793
>insecure!!
Typical yuricucks

>> No.38754844

>>38754834
cry about it

>> No.38754846

>38754834
You don't know what yuri means.

>> No.38754873
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stop responding to the baiter, he's just trying to rile you up
Monster girls canonically kiss and scissor each other, but only if they can't get dick. Once they do, they always preffer it, and even if they lez out with sister wives, they will never deny, or not seek the d out. That's settled and there's no discussion to be had.
Now let's proceed with another topic:
HOW do you make sure your lamia wives won't wind up entangled during the sex?

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>>38754476
>>38754581
AL's commander is at the very least a designer baby, born to synergize with boats/enemy tech. He's basically an incubus that makes shipgirls wet and it's kind of hilarious.

>> No.38754893

>>38754844
If anything it's you bringing your insecurities to the fetish (being such a cuck you can't even in a fantasy satisfy your wives, so you need to live in some kind of a hippy polygamist relationship where everyone fucks eachother instead, and constantly pushing the idea that's the standard for harems) and getting assblasted when someone finally calls you out for it. You're a cuck, deal with it.

>> No.38754899

>>38754893
cry about it

>> No.38754909

>>38754873
>make sure your lamia wives won't wind up entangled
>implying I don't want them entangled

>> No.38754925

>>38754909
Well you gotta untangle them eventualy right?
right?

>> No.38754931

>>38754741
While I also despise yuri, no one is going full lesbian. Everyone here understands monstergirls married to a man are there entirely for the man. Everything else is foreplay.

>> No.38754933

>>38754873
A tangled mating ball is part of the fun.

>> No.38754955

>>38754931
>Everyone here understands monstergirls married to a man are there entirely for the man
Clearly not the "harem" fags that want gay open relationship shit and call it "harem"

>> No.38754957

>>38754933
What's the risk of getting lamias hot and bothered with your touch during untangling, so that they need dick all over again?

>> No.38754961
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>>38754873
>>38754933
>stuck in a tangled mating ball
IMAGINE

>> No.38754968

>>38754925
Do you?

>> No.38754974

>>38754961
all fun and games until you have to help the sneks when they get their tails in a knot

>> No.38754976

>>38754968
I'm monogamous, I think.

>> No.38754978

>>38754957
Probably not all that high (though also definitely not zero). Lamias fuck to exhaustion and they'd be doing a lot of the moving themselves, after all.

>> No.38754985

I wonder if my Pyrow best friend can teach me how to get a girlfriend.

>> No.38754986

>>38754931
He's clearly retarded and doesn't understandor he's baiting. Like the other anon said, just ignore him.

>> No.38755012

I want to have cringekittens with a cringecat!

>> No.38755021
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38755021

This just in
Nearly 200 elected R***ian officials have signed on to an open letter to their constituents, condemning Pu**n's invasion of the neighboring pro-Monstergirl country Uk*****.
>The letter refers to these actions as an "unparalleled atrocity" that "cannot be justified"
>"The decision to attack was made personally by R***ian President Pu**n. We are convinced that ordinary citizens did not give him such a mandate."
The letter goes on to cite fears of international condemnation, isolation, rising prices, and poverty.
>"Hopes for a good waifu, good laifu in R***ia are crumbling before our eyes."
The letter goes so far as to issue a direct plea to the citizenry
>"We urge you not to participate in the aggression and not to approve of it. Please do not remain silent: only mass popular condemnation can stop the war."

>> No.38755028
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>>38754974
exactly, that's what I'm trying to say. You gotta be a good husband and separate them, so they can go make you a sandwich or something (idk what harems do after sex).
>>38754978
>Lamias fuck to exhaustion
Imagine that one Lamia that fucked her share of hubby in the beggining and is just dangling there from the edge of the mating ball, waiting for the end.
>>38754961
I'm going to dream about this picture.
>>38754985
Remember to mention how you totaly want a gf like her.

>> No.38755031

>>38754985
Of course she can. She's also willing to teach you some techniques to really please your future girlfriend in bed, and is even willing to let you practice on her!

>> No.38755044

>>38755031
>even willing to let you practice on her!
What a great friend. So selfless. I wish I had a friend like that.

>> No.38755095
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>Danukicoin Donations to Uk*****ian Military Soar in the Face of R***ian Invasion
>Platoon of R***ian Soldiers Surrenders to Uk*****ian Forces, Claiming "They Do Not Want to Hurt Monstergirls"

>> No.38755112

>>38755028
>Remember to mention how you totaly want a gf like her.
I do like buff girls, I think I should add that too.
>>38755031
She's really thoughtful, that's why I love her so much (as a friend, haha)!

>> No.38755134

>>38755095
Anon, I appreciate you're trying to make light of the situation, but I'd prefer just to not think about it. I can only speak for myself, if other people like it do continue.

>> No.38755136

Hey guys, I forgot to ask, can you post please demons? It's my birthday and I want to see cute demons, thanks!

>> No.38755144

>>38755028
>Imagine that one Lamia that fucked her share of hubby in the beggining and is just dangling there from the edge of the mating ball, waiting for the end.
Wouldn't happen. Lamias are jealous types, so even in a friendly harem she'd probably get yanked off after her allotted orgasm/ejaculation, no way she'd be allowed to just go until she was done. I do wonder if they'd wander off as they were satisfied or if they'd just lay there cum drunk like my Japanese hentais.

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>>38755136
happy birthday Anon, may this year bring you all the happiness and joy in the world and bring you growth and strength for the future.
>>38755144
Walking away from the mating ball is considered rude behavior, especially where there's more girls that still need hubby attention but have no access to him to cuddle/molest/get molested.

>> No.38755163
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>>38755134
Agreed. If I wanted to read about that, I'd go to any other place.
>>38755136
Happy birthday, Anon

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38755178

I am going to sleep, gonna have a boon for you guys over the weekend (it's the Kiki), good night.

>> No.38755193
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38755193

>>38755136

>> No.38755207

>>38755160
>Walking away from the mating ball is considered rude behavior
Ha, harem etiquette. I bet there'd be exceptions for things like bringing food, drinks, or towels for the group, though.
>Have a kiki in your group
>She often stumbles off to do exactly that
>Everyone is thankful, but she makes herself upset afterward every time because she leaves puddles of cum and grool around the house.

>> No.38755248

>>38755207
>kiki has to clean up her own puddles
I'm coming around to maids.

>> No.38755274
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38755274

Monsters are chuuni dorks

>> No.38755288

>>38754469
>cucks
>when it's something that even kenkou "ntrfags to the gulags" approves of it
doubt

>> No.38755289
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38755289

She patiently awaits your headpats.

>> No.38755301

>>38755289
It has been considered.

>> No.38755322

>>38755289
I would adopt a greenworm as my daughter, but I wouldn't fuck her.
>she keeps trying to be seductive
>I keep giving her hugs and headpats and calling her cute

>> No.38755326

>>38755289
Get in the fucking cocoon.

>> No.38755340

>>38755301
>anon stands there considering
>greenwormie still waiting on her headpats

>> No.38755341
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38755341

>tfw Russianfag I met on VK got conscripted
>gave me a reason to practice Russian
>even gamed with him despite the horrendous ping

>> No.38755351

>>38755012
wouldnt that make you a cringetom

>> No.38755355

>>38755322
Anon you're going to turn her into a thicc papillon

>> No.38755359

>>38755322
Papillons that didn't get cummies before the cocoon are pretty pent up, not to mention thicc.

>> No.38755368

>>38755326
You have to mating press her into it anon.

>> No.38755379

>>38755340
She gon get it.
Greenworms are for being cute daughters and childhood friends...who then become THICK papillions

>> No.38755388

I wish KC would make more shitty girls.
Nearly all of them are amazing enough that being a monogamyfag would tear me apart, but keeping the harem to a manageable size would be just as much of a problem!

>> No.38755397
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>>38755341
>conscripted
It's only a year and he'll be fine unless he's very unlucky with bullying.

>> No.38755415

>>38755379
Thicc papillons to make more childhood friend and daughter papillons. The cycle continues.

>> No.38755420

>>38755388
Wait for him to make a proper shapeshifter.

>> No.38755433

>>38755368
Fine, but I wont like it and she's not allowed to bring snacks

>> No.38755440

>>38755341
Your alp will come home safe don't worry

>> No.38755461

>>38755397
You know there is a war happening, right?

>> No.38755470

>>38755420
A temporary race change spell/item could work almost as well.

>> No.38755474

>>38755433
It's ok, you'll feed her with the coom anyways and you'll probably find something fun to do during, like playing with her nippies or something. It's a win-win

>> No.38755495

>>38755474
Sex with a caterpillar while she's transforming is hard for me to wrap my mind around. Claustrophobia aside, what could that even be like?

>> No.38755504

>>38755388
I don't know how you can't make a choice. Just pick one or two that most appeal to your fetishes, there is a lot of overlap.

>> No.38755519

>>38755495
I assume the sexy stuff that comes from the osmeterium makes it so that you don't think about it too much, it's hard to say though. Probably somewhere between normal sex and sex with a slime

>> No.38755522

>>38755495
I suppose she turns into a slime temporarily.

>> No.38755537

>>38755359
If you fuck a Greenworm before the cocoon they don't go though with it and stay a Greenworm. Your thinking of those that only find a man after becoming a Papillon.
>Among the papillons, very rarely there are also those who became a Chrysalis and matured without having been able to acquire a man, and their nature is different than that of normal individuals.

>> No.38755546 [SPOILER] 
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>>38755355
>>38755359
>eventually gets so fed up she rapes me and wraps me in a cocoon in my sleep
>becomes a very possessive papillon
This was my plan all along.

>> No.38755578
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>>38755461
I don't want to get too political in this thread so in short I'm a potential conscript but nobody gives a shit about it because of covid for 2 or 3 years now.

>> No.38755586

>>38755495
She supposedly transforms to perfectly match your tastes, so I imagine she morphs through various fetishes you have while you fuck. Kind of like that one shapeshifting slimegirl doujin.

>> No.38755603

>>38755578
I for one will burn my draft card before I go fight russiabros in Europe. Stay safe.

>> No.38755623 [SPOILER] 
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38755623

Can you stay in there longer than her?

>> No.38755648

>>38755623
Her pussy juice will refresh me.

>> No.38755649

>>38755623
This seems like a trap...

>> No.38755654

>>38755623
Of course! I just have to make her get out before me.

>> No.38755665

>>38755623
It seems like a dangerous idea to go into saunas since you're supposed to technically go in naked

>> No.38755687

>>38755623
Depends on whether or not she notices that I've passed out.

>> No.38755772

>>38755623
>110
No, I'd probably die within a minute

>> No.38755795

I want to get raped by an alp so bad

>> No.38755797

>>38755665
>adventurer
>stay at a fantasy hot spring inn type of place and go to the sauna
>a party of level 1 monster loli adventurers comes in and sits around you naked

>> No.38755813

>>38755623
I've never gotten saunas. That shit looks so uncomfortable.

>> No.38755814

>>38755795
No Anon, you are the alp.

>> No.38755846

>>38755797
>loli
That's my cue to leave

>> No.38755861

>>38755846
Alp section is first door on the right.

>> No.38755869

>>38755814
No.
I want to be a young human boy who gets raped by alp momster

>> No.38755881

>>38755813
saunas are really comfy

>> No.38755897

>>38755846
based.

>> No.38755902

>>38755881
They look waaaay too hot though. Uncomfortably so.

>> No.38755917

>>38755772
>YFW that's celsius
>she's using an autoclave as a sauna

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38755930

>>38738388

>> No.38755945

>>38755930
The slime goddess

>> No.38755956

>>38755902
i think the image is just having a laugh, you absolutely don't have to crank a sauna all the way up to 100. it's perfectly fine at say 60 degrees, if you want to stay in there longer.

>> No.38756002

>>38755945
Angel actually. She is my goddess, but being technical she is only in an angel form.

>> No.38756073
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>>38755846
>not wanting to sit in the middle of nude brown loli warriors and their nude brown loli healer in a hot sauna while they excitedly ask you about your travels, until you lose your senses and invite them to your room to wrestle

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>>38756073
I prefer my warrior girls with meat on them

>> No.38756147

>>38756090
reloading must be kinda awkward

>> No.38756152

>>38756132
I want to feed this cow several sandwiches.

>> No.38756188

>>38755956
Ah, my dumb ass was thinking in celsius. It just hit me when you said that 60 was 'perfectly fine'.

>> No.38756193

>>38756152
She is looking a little lean. Needs bigger milk tanks.

>> No.38756221
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>>38753239
I love this huge piece of naval infrastructure and her outsized flotation devices

>> No.38756252
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38756252

Around Echidnas,never relax

>> No.38756286
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>>38738388
How could something so buff be so cute?

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>> No.38756299

>>38756152
>>38756193
Do not touch the cow

>> No.38756307

>>38756132
The small warrior girls can have meat on them too. On the butt and thighs, and some faint muscle definition around the shoulders and upper arms.

>> No.38756316

>>38756295
nope not going anywhere near plants

>> No.38756327

>>38756299
I'm gonna rub my face on those abs and you can't stop me.

>> No.38756332

>>38756316
Why?

>> No.38756363

>>38756332
cause they've got weird plant bits and it sends shivers down my spine

>> No.38756369

>>38756363
What if she's got really pretty flowers?

>> No.38756379

>>38756307
Not enough

>> No.38756410
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38756410

I love my Jiangshi daughter!

>> No.38756415

>>38756286
Jinkos are a miracle.

>> No.38756419

>>38756369
I'm going to be honest with you anon, any flower larger than maybe a daffodil gives me the creeps

>> No.38756426

>>38756299
I don't need to touch the cow to offer high carb sustenance.

>> No.38756436

>>38741068
>I'm working out how to make a wonderfly

>it just ends up like that caterpillar in A Bug’s Life that had the wings that were too small for its body

>> No.38756462

>>38756295
i want to fertilize a garden full of alraunes

>> No.38756495

>>38756462
>cut to anon furiously masturbating and jizzing on poor innocent plants
>"They're alraunes bro I'm growing my wife"

>> No.38756505

>>38756462
Same, but it's a farm full of cows.

>> No.38756513
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>> No.38756562

>>38756513
>nooo! How will I get my mil-I mean gains?!

>> No.38756580

>>38756513
Damn bros, I need a holstaur childhood friend wife.

>> No.38756587

I asked KC if the tendency of husbands to get stronger and protective during MG pregnancy is the same for sub men that marry very overprotective girls like Hellhounds and Amazons. It is weird, he replied that the tendency (I assume to protect) is weaker than in the husbands of Holstaurs and Kikis but, that these husbands become way stronger and more aggressive than the husbands of Kikis and Holst:

>同じです。
なのですが、キキーモラやホルスタウロスといった種族と比べると傾向は薄く、かつ彼女達の方が圧倒的に肉体も気性も強いので霞んで見えるんじゃないかと思います。

>They are the same.
But they are less inclined to do so than races like the Kikimora and the Holstaur, and they are far stronger physically and temperamentally, so I think they look hazy.

Can anyone make sense of it? Also if they are less inclined, how are they more aggressive temperamentally? Or is it saying Holst and Kikis husbands are the ones that are temperementally and physically stronger?

>> No.38756658

>>38756587
>if your pregnant wife is more of a sub you get aggressively protective
>if your wife is a dom you don't get as aggressively protective
Is what it sounds like to me.

>> No.38756666

Imagine the softness of a Wock.
Then imagine the softness of a Dragon Zombie Wock.
Now imagine the softness of the local Lich's Dragon Zombie/Wock/Bogey creation

>> No.38756687
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How many times do I need to ruin the final boss's abs on NG+++++ till she gets the message and gives up?

>> No.38756734

>>38756188
that's because i was. saunas here in northern europe are measured in celsius, and 100+ IS tolerable due to air not transferring heat into your body as fast as water. but it's not meant for long sessions. personally, i prefer 80 celsius saunas.

>> No.38756740

>>38756495
>Buy packs of seed
>plant in fertile corrupted soil
>cum on them
>instant plant harem
its a win win

>> No.38756782

>>38756658
>>if your pregnant wife is more of a sub you get aggressively protective
>>if your wife is a dom you don't get as aggressively protective

I understood that part. What i don't understand is that it apparently says husbands from dom and overprotective waifus get.... stronger than the husband of the sub not overprotective waifus? How does that make sense? Shouldn't it be the opposite given those husbands get stronger protective instincts?

>> No.38756783
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38756783

>>38756687
What if she is actually enjoying it?

>> No.38756791

>>38756687
Anon, you've addicted her to getting knocked up. She isn't going to 'get the message', and you're not punishing her anymore.

>> No.38756803
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https://youtu.be/LWnNNKIEnKk

>> No.38756809

>>38756580
>she keeps getting bigger

>> No.38756819
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38756819

>>38755136
you got older, eh. You have one free request for me to draw something and also here, a cute demons wearing a silly hat

>> No.38756840

>>38756819
Just look at that demon. You can tell she's ancient as fuck

>> No.38756856

>>38756840
and? is there anything wrong with that?

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38756859

>>38755136
the ideal dynamic.

>> No.38756873

>>38755136
Happy birthday!

>> No.38756899

>>38756859
how do i get a cute demon gf?

>> No.38756902

>>38756856
Absolutely not

>> No.38756920

>>38756840
perfect, just how i like my women

>> No.38756950
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38756950

How do I resist monster pussy?

>> No.38756962

>>38756950
open clitoris

>> No.38756966

>>38756950
You don't

>> No.38756968

>>38756950
can't, especailly when it is dark blue

>> No.38756975

>>38756950
Shove your face in it.

They can't steal your seed for babies if you're eating their pussies

>> No.38757026

>>38756782
My guess it's to overcompensate. Got a very strong and hormonal pregnant wife? You're gonna need an even stronger man to keep her in check. Don't want your wife rushing off into combat in her condition, so hubby does it for her.

>> No.38757047

>>38756859
bet she pats his head with her tail

>> No.38757141

>>38756950
aHHHHH i want to dive face first into that pussy and drink up all those Vag juices.

>> No.38757215

>>38757026
The same string of tweets confirms that even during that state, the husband is usually not stronger than the wife because monsters are stronger. In fact he even states it is not a good idea for the husband to fight even in that situation, because even while pregnant, the wife will usually be stronger, and these changes are maily used for sexy stuff. So I doubt very much it happens with these breeds for the husband to be able to overpower the wife so she doesn't fight. My personal guess, is that given they are so overprotective, these monsters give more mana to their husbands to toughten them up because they are worried they will get hurt.

>> No.38757263

>>38757141
Anon, control yourself. You're in public.

>> No.38757309

>>38757215
Your guess is as good as mine then. I'm not on Twitter so I wouldn't know.

>> No.38757331

>>38756899
Summon one for work, show her that you are a bit gloomy, and she'll balance it out.
>>38757047
Without a doubt.

>> No.38757347
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>>38738388

>> No.38757383
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>> No.38757397
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>>38756410

>> No.38757402

>>38757383
>those ears
Wait a minute

>> No.38757411

>>38757397
>his daughter communes with the marshmallow cat
She's more powerful than I thought!

>> No.38757413

>>38756950
By getting a human wife. She then turns into a monster later and you lose to it, but them the breaks.

>> No.38757457

>>38757402
>horny human woman sneaks onto a cow farm to get milked/cowified.
Kinda hot, ngl.

>> No.38757509

>Your Elven wife will never embarrass you in front of your daughter by refusing to respond to any name except Fuckmeat

>> No.38757529

>>38756950

You can't...

You still don't understand what you're dealing with do you? Perfect monster pussy. It's structural perfection is matched only by her horniness levels

>> No.38757642
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38757642

They're discovered fashion now.

>> No.38757656
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>>38757642
She's too cool for school

>> No.38757771
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>>38757642
>>38757656
>tfw no birdbabe waifu

>> No.38757775
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>> No.38757807

>>38757775
Having long ears in public is consent.

>> No.38757840

I will purposefully run away and avoid yandere monster girls who pursue me because I think it's amusing.

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There is something extremely scareousing about impregnating a monster girl capable of breaking you like a kit-kat,but on the other hand i dont wanna ruin her abs

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>>38757642

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>>38757955
Don't fall for it!

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>> No.38758093

cunny

>> No.38758129

>>38757642
That's one hell of a gap.

>> No.38758149

>>38758093

>> No.38758158

>>38758149
Crying emoji*

>> No.38758159

>>38758061
I'm gonna dive inside those genes, sayonara

>> No.38758160

>>38758129
egg-laying hips

>> No.38758164

>>38757840
How fast can you run? Can you fly? Do you have a method of rapidly changing your appearance? Do you have multiple addresses? Do you have hiding spots? Do you have seals (depending on the monster)?

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>> No.38758198

>>38758168
did translations of this ever finish?

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*suplexes u into her cage*
>heh, nothin' personelll kid

>> No.38758327

>>38758314
i do accept german suplex as a valid form of courtship

>> No.38758353

>>38758314
Does her womb work?

>> No.38758361

I am writing a harem story! I have one person so far, and would like suggestions on who, or what, else to add. Give me one (1) suggestion, please. I am violently indecisive.

>> No.38758362

>>38758353
usually the graveyard shift

>> No.38758365

>>38758362
made me lol, thanks anon

>> No.38758370

>>38758353
You're mara-damned right it does.

>> No.38758375

>>38758370
She can beat the absolute shit out of me every single day as long as she pushes out my blue-skinned firstborn

>> No.38758381

So... What does Mara look like? All I'm familiar with is SMT's depiction of a giant monstrous dick riding a chariot.

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>>38758243
I really want to hold a flustered monstergirl's hands.

>> No.38758390

>>38758375
and secondborn. and thirdborn. and fourthborn. and fifthborn. and sixthborn. and seventhborn. and eighthborn. then ninthborn. then tenthborn. then eleventhborn.

>> No.38758396

>>38758381
probably a loli

>> No.38758403

>>38758361
Alp harem.

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>>38758383
I want to be flustered by a monstergirl.

>> No.38758429

>>38758361
cow

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>>38758243
Love horny little brats

>> No.38758447

>>38758361
A pack of loli werewolves.

>> No.38758448

Damn redcaps need correction

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>> No.38758506

>>38758451
I might dislike the game but some of the character designs are so fucking good.

>> No.38758507

>>38758424
The engrish in these always get me.

>> No.38758513

>>38758448
no

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>>38758507
I don't know what you're talking about

>> No.38758527

>>38758451
I want to lick at that pussy through that leotard.

>> No.38758553

>>38758519
Regardless, I still want to bury my face between those tits.

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>>38758553
I know exactly what you're taking about

>> No.38758601

>>38758451
what did she mean by this?

>> No.38758604

I'm not gay for wanting to fuck Alps

>> No.38758618

>>38758601
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96441637
there's a couple more pages if you need to unravel the mystery

>> No.38758641

>>38758604
I don't think wnating to fuck alps makes someone gay, but specifically seeking alps out does. Only a little bit, though. On the gay-scale, its sitting at a 3/10.

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>> No.38758754

>>38758735
Cute and fluffy cheshires.
Adorable and for snuggling .

>> No.38758758

>>38758735
This is the Roblox character

>> No.38758778

Humans are obligated to make out with a Jabberwock's tentacles on sight.

>> No.38758781

>>38758641
Good. I'm very relieved to know that I am not gay.
Though, I am exclusively aiming for Alp women, I plan on taking the shota potion/casting shota transformation magic on myself and purposefully get lost in the Alp neighborhood of Hagville.

>> No.38758792

>>38758781
Why the hags decided to make their own town still baffles me.

>> No.38758813

Jabberwock tentacles are obligated to make out with my groin on sight.

>> No.38758829

>>38758792
they need a palce wherer they can meet freinds of a similar age other than a nursing home

>> No.38758859

>>38758778
is that a question, I would but only if they have some thicc lips

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Are all sphinxes old hags that only know ancient riddles that have become commonplace today?

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rape can come from all angles, remember to stay under cover at night.

>> No.38758906

I will seek out Alps specifically so that former anons will experience carrying my child

>> No.38758923

>>38758867
Nah, just that people get annoyed with riddles because its wordplay and puns....and also can have many technical correct answers.

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working metal into the design is an interesting choice

>> No.38758927

>>38758924
robo plushie? five nights at freddy MGE edition

>> No.38758940

>>38758867
Half of them don't speak english, so their riddles don't even work for english speakers. This frustrates them.

>> No.38758942

>>38758867
c a t
a
t

>> No.38758964

>>38758867
don't care, still breaking into the pyramind and stealing a couple of chubby anubi and the old hag Pharoah as well and no cat is gonna stop me

>> No.38758974

>>38758964
Look, when you do as much paper work as they do, sometimes they will sneak an extra pastery or two to get through the shift.

>> No.38758975

>>38758906
Based fellow Alp fucker anon

>> No.38758981

>>38758974
Yeah, imma break in definity and steal them away so they can get away from all that paper work

>> No.38758984

>>38758924
>catching you dick in her zipper
Bucciarati

>> No.38758996

>>38758974
so the best way to get them out is to use sweets to lure them out?

>> No.38759007

>>38758996
Yes, fritters work best.

>>38758981
>Anon running away with two pudgy, shortstack anubi under his arms, one of whom is shouting that "I need to finish the kephri census before I can get kidnapped!"

>> No.38759012

>>38758996
yep just leave a pastry out and she'll come sniffing around for it. then you can use your (XL) net to scoop her up and take her back for breeding

>> No.38759018

>>38758996
anubis are pretty easy. just have a string of things to trigger their ocd (tilted paintings, crumpled tapestries, dog treats) that lead to your trap

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>>38759007
Just another day in Shortstack Egypt

>> No.38759027

>>38759024
Such small but big girls

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What courses do I take to become a professional cow milker?

>> No.38759032

I want a loliwock with a himecut

>> No.38759033

>>38759028
Good with your hands, some strength, massage and conversational skills.

>> No.38759037

>>38759012
>leave a trail of sweets leading to your house
>find most of the anubi sleeping in your house in the morning, faces covered in sweets
its just that easy, but also how you also get a jabberwock easily

>> No.38759041

>>38759033
>conversational skills
I have to talk to the cow while I fondle her? Like dirty talk, or just normal stuff to pass the time?

>> No.38759045

>>38759041
Normal stuff, a mix of hobbies is recommended so they can set you up with the right cows.

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>>38759028
Make sure you go to an accredited farm college, otherwise you will end up milking kots.

>> No.38759048

>>38759028
anybody actually milked a cow here?
the sound of the milk spray hitting the bottom of the pail is soothing and the smell of warm milk almost intoxicating.
shame about the rest of the barnsmell

>> No.38759052

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to have fun customizing your golems.
They can come in a variety of carved styles and looks depending on the material and markings you use.

You don't even need to be good at sculpting, just getting the figure 'mostly' right is enough and the ritual will do the rest!

>> No.38759056

>>38759028
just cry a bit before to get the milk flowing

>> No.38759074

>>38759046
kot? all I see is a perfectly fine cow

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>>38759074
It took me a little bit to figure it out, but the cheshire holstein cow is a much superior cow, the milk is sweeter because of her diet of candy and other various sweets.

>> No.38759097

>>38758198
I think it got axed

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>>38759087
i am a proponent of the dragon holstien is the best cow of all

>> No.38759103

>>38759087
>the milk is sweeter because of her diet of candy and other various sweets.
>also those sweets go right to her boobs for even more milk
how can other cows compete?

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>>38759103
mofu, strawberry milk, and is holy

>> No.38759130

>>38759110
>trusting mofu cow to not milk you
>always having to watch your back for predatory mofu tails while milking
>milk smells like tofu
mofu milk is pricey because it's dangerous, please pay respect to all mofu farmers

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>>38759130
the most dangerous milk to get is gazer milk, second is jabberwock, third is tentacled monster girl milk

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If I go out during a full moon and howl will that attract werewolves?

>> No.38759260

>>38759024
I want to get isekaid into the Nav-verse

>> No.38759361

>>38759087
Picnics/dinners in wonderland always looked so comfy. Shame they're as lewd as their attendees. Sometimes just chilling with the cat and eating cake is what the soul needs.

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I feel like challenging selene would be like the meta knight fight in kirby

you enter the room, she throws you a sword, and wont budge until you pick it up

>> No.38759419

>>38759386
Damn, she can't just kill me?

>> No.38759435

>>38759386
>wont budge until you pick it up
>begin poking her cheeks and honking her boobs
>still won't budge but now has a growing blush
dumb lim

>> No.38759461

>>38759386
>>38759435
Haha, uh oh, time to peek under that skirt

>> No.38759484

>>38756819
I'm not him but I would like to ask if you would draw a demon wearing a silly hat

>> No.38759489

>>38759386
imma start putting silly hats on her
>>38759484
ok

>> No.38759491

>>38759461
thats when you get a kick to the face, and the dule starts regardless
>>38759386
Worth pointing out for kirby that if you wair long enough, the sword will dissapear and the fight will start.
Hell, in one of them he straight up flies down and kicks the sword off-screen

>> No.38759496

>>38759489
The age of the bare head is over, the age of the silly hat has begun.

>> No.38759519

>>38759386
>>38759491
imma just use the good old method of smack and dodge roll as well as flirting to throw her off her game

>> No.38759535

>>38759519
I would love to see a boss monster thats sick of the "dark souls" meathod of fighting

>> No.38759567

>>38759535
how else am i supposed to go toe to toe with damn lim, im level 1 damnit. unless I catch her in a loop or find a way to get one hit ko, im screwed and bringing guns is just cheating.

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Requesting a translation for this, if anyone can. Alledgedly the baphomet is supposed to be KC

>> No.38759586

>>38756073
>BAAAAHHHH GAWD HE'S GOT HER IN A HEADLOCK
>OHHHHH HE'S GOT THE FOLDING CHAIR
>THIS LOLI IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT FOLKS

>> No.38759588

>>38759491
Wow, broke her own code and engaged before I was armed. Sad.

>> No.38759596

>>38759588
i mean, you're mean to pick the sword up
Harrassing her is bound to piss her off

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>Be farmer’s youngest son
>Older brother moved to be a big city folk
>Older sis working to be a vet
>Just me, ma, pa, and our farm
>Heard of a local slave ring bust
>Authorities rescued dozens of Minotaurs, or what city folk says is appropriate, Holstaruses
>Apparently they were kept in a basement and forced to be milked
>Poor things were fed medicine and hormones to make more milk
>Parents had a barn house that they were meaning to take down
>One day return from the city with ten air mattresses, ten pajama sets, twenty pants, and twenty large bust dresses
>Mom managed to convince authorities to let the girls live with us until we figure out their families
>Apparently she was good friends with some alphabet agent people back in Highschool and her city years
>Now have ten older sisters
>Such a pretty sight to see them wearing comfortable dresses and being girls, rather than livestock
>Hell, we don’t even treat our livestock like that
>Mom and dad entrust me to help them settle in
>Show them around; their beds, the sink, the fridge, the toilet, the showers
>Some of them don’t even know what a light switch is…
>”Where are our milking machines?” One asks
>Apparently Minotaurs need to be milked regularly like sheep needed to be sheared, but every couple days
>Tell mom and dad the situation
>Dad immediately gets to ordering a pump while ma blushingly finds her gloves
>Tells me to do the same and to grab a few buckets
>Me and mom gotta milk these girls until next month when we get the machine
>Dad is too timid to do it, and partially afraid of scaring the girls or rubbing them the wrong way
>Mom seems to be experienced in this; can’t be too different from when she had a bun in the oven I suppose
>Thought the girls would sneer at me or think I’m a perv
>They all actually seem comforted by me, even to the point to where they seem to think I’m cute

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>>38759624
>Try to hurry up with every girl to avoid their maternal smiles
>Breast pump finally shows up
>Eight of the girls seem to use it just fine
>Two of them are still terrified of machines
>Don’t blame em one bit
>Mom entrusts me to pick up the torch and milk them for now on
>Two girls are scared to even sleep alone, even though they all share a bedroom in the giant barn
>Sometimes gotta be their comfort teddy bear
>Swear I sometimes wake up with a milk mustache

>> No.38759646

>>38759586
>pervert kiki innkeeper peeks in when she sees the loli party and anon go into his room
>expects to see some hot lolis on anon action
>instead gets anon piledriving and suplexing the lolis on his bed while shouting catchphrases
>hfw she sees the lolis actually giggling and having fun

>> No.38759647

Using Condoms and safe sex after getting bigger penis from Mara Blessing.

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>>38759646
>you kids need some sn-
>BAW GAWD, THE NEW FIGHTERS BEEN SENT THROUGH THE WINDOW
>HOW WILL SHE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS!?!?

>> No.38759686

>>38759647
Condom breaking play? Nice.

>> No.38759711

>>38759624
Why do you keep posting this?

>> No.38759718

>>38759711
Doesn’t matter, it’s hot.

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>>38758314
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

>> No.38759736

>>38759718
It's stale

>> No.38759754

>>38759736
Then I might not come here so often, first time I read it.

>> No.38759822

>>38759150
All the more reason to attempt to milk the first wock or gazer you see

>> No.38759836
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Do you prefer monospecies harems or multispecies harems? Also, do you prefer very varied, contrasting personalties or similar personalities? Pic unrelated.

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>>38759836
I just like shogs, not harems.

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I
STILL CANT
wrap my head around it
shes AALWAAYYS here
WAtCHiNG Me!

>> No.38759849

>>38759842
You should consider a queen shog.

>> No.38759857

>>38759836
>Do you prefer monospecies harems or multispecies harems?
Multispe ies. Harems are the only time you might be able to bang more than one monster, better make the best of it.
>Also, do you prefer very varied, contrasting personalties or similar personalities?
Varied but complimentary. All of the girls need to be friends, after all, and too much of the same thing would get boring.

>> No.38759877

>>38759844
I think you have schizophrenia anon

>> No.38759890

>>38759836
multi, mono defeats the purpose of having a harem
i prefer a variety personality

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>>38756073
Giving brown loli warriors some hands on swordfighting experience! (in a sexual way)
Whacking the cockiest brown loli warrior in the face with my blade and telling her that her training still has a long way to go! (in a sexual way)
Taking in a band of brown loli warriors as disciples to teach them how to wield a sword! (in a sexual way)

>> No.38760162
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I love my wife

>> No.38760267

>>38760162
Does she get all puffy and fluffy after blowing a hairdryer after shampooing and conditioning?
Was she taught the human version of hygiene and upkeep or was she "feral" before you've met? Does she still have contact with her parents? Did she stay with them like human kids or left early to seek (You) out?

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Good morning sirs, how you still single?
Haha just a joke, or perhaps?
Anyway Good morning again, handsome sirs. Mara bless you with big cok.

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>>38755461
as a russian, the last time any conscripted soldiers got deployed to combat was in 2008, that was also the last combat death of a non-contract-serving soldier. there have been conflicts since, but draft-serving soldiers weren't allowed to even be near them for fear of angry moms sending fearful letters. only way for that russianfag to die is to get unlucky or break safety laws.
but enough about sad topics. have this cheerful dog as compensation, and a reminder that we should solve our differences with sport and games, and not with war

>> No.38760531

>>38760350
Does somebody have the screencap of the jinko expditions?

>> No.38760542

>>38760350
How do these jinkos keep getting my number?

>> No.38760550

>>38760531
I can make it after work. Gotta make the caps of RYOA too

>> No.38760593

>>38760550
Sweet, ill be waiting for the big kot!

>> No.38760633
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>>38760542
Shouldn't have used IT support at work. Yeah you got the access to the training platform and lazed around listening to boring lectures about the values of the company for 3 days. But now Nadeesha Orangestripeed will never let you go a day without having a good morning.

>> No.38760681
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Weresheepmelon.

>> No.38760710

>>38760633
Well at least it's just harmless messages and not her going full tiger on the hunt

>> No.38760881
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>>38760710
Not yet. As soon as she earns enough she'll come secks you for 20 hours.
Should have responded with good morning, she'd be more considerate. You brought this upon yourself.

>> No.38760974

>>38760881
They don't pay enough for that to happen anytime soon right? Do I have time to run?

>> No.38761110
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>>38760974
Oh yes, please do. Turn your back to her and run, don't forget to scream with fear in your voice. Do it you tease, it makes it soooo much better.

>> No.38761303

>>38760681
But why is she inside the melon
Explain

>> No.38761322

>demure, calm, and gentle kikimora
>always presents herself gracefully
>does her best to make her master proud
>after Master goes to bed however, she turns into a gamer kikimora and starts yelling monster girl slurs at other gamer MGs online....

sex can't be the only stress relief they use I guess

>> No.38761496

>>38761110
I will accept no less than 12 kittens so she better be prepared to face the consequences.

>> No.38761506
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KORBOFAGS I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE

>> No.38761530

>>38761506
It's been so long
We used to joke about this happening

>> No.38761592

>>38761506
What is that? 3rd season or a movie?

>> No.38761634

>>38750182
oh gross she's way too young

>> No.38761703

>>38761592
3rd season. /a/ has a sticky.

>> No.38761711

Would mamono mana change a dwarf into a dwarf hag if that's what their husband wanted?
How would a dwarf hag even work anyways

>> No.38761777

>>38751043
When the mino walks in the room I start mirin', that's what happens.
I'm gonna challenge her to all sorts of things like arm wrestling and eating challenges and I'm gonna lose every time.

>> No.38761808
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>>38761530
Haha what if we joked about loli maid witches instead

>> No.38761821

>>38761506
>>38761703
Fucking nice.

>> No.38762090

>>38758924
I'm not sure about those legs.

>> No.38762100
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How do I even explain to my daughters the reason why I'm not allowed to leave the husband cage

>> No.38762400

remember to hug a cop, they are very lonely

>> No.38762458

>>38761506
>Danuki hate her! This wolfy Daughter Of A Bitch is selling super tasty apples and basically, you are going to be fucking her stupid. How?... Just Watch The Free Video >

>> No.38762489

>>38762400
I'll kiss one for keeping me safe on the streets.

>> No.38762537
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38762537

Alps are just too damn sexy
I need an Alp mommywife right now

>> No.38762572

>>38762100
gotta make the great escape

>> No.38762617

i have a stupid fantasy of breaking into somewhere dangerous like a precient, prison, govermnegt office, or gang hq and steal the biggest, fattest oldest monster there

>> No.38762674
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38762674

Kissing, cuddling, lovemaking. It'd be very strange with a mermaid or other aquatic girls on dry land. You don't have her breathing on you because she doesn't have lungs. Similarly, you won't feel the falling and rising of her chest. You'd only feel a heartbeat.

>> No.38762690

>>38762100
tell them your wife really likes wrestling, then show them some old WWE Hell in a Cell matches so they don't get the wrong idea

>> No.38762781

>>38762674
Anon, most fish "breath" in and out. The water's not going into lungs, of course, but it needs to be moving through their gills for them to get oxygen. One of the exceptions is sharks, and it's why they never stop moving.

>> No.38763018
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>>38759989
Those athletic little brown girls are going to be experts of being anal mating pressed.

>> No.38763213

>>38762617
What if they put the biggest out front as guards?

>> No.38763262
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38763262

Finnish metal yetis

>> No.38763270

>>38763213
i'll just run past them and cause a ruckus before i leave with those gals as long as they are also the oldest and fattest as well. I wanna have some dangerous fun after all before I get a wife or two

>> No.38763353

>>38763018
pear shaped.

>> No.38763355

>>38763262
So long as she doesn't come with the depression, I like it!
https://youtu.be/7C1Sf9st8Lc

>> No.38763425

Its all fun and games till you notice the ladies around you are partially corrupted

>> No.38763435

>>38763425
>implying they weren't larping as humans but you were too dense to notice

>> No.38763437

>>38763355
She drinks cheap beer, has a special brand of Finnish autism, and she likes to go grocery shopping with you at 1:00am so you can goof around together

>> No.38763496

>>38763435
Anon please, I'd notice muscles/breasts that size.

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38763509

>>38738388

>> No.38763552
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>>38763425
no need to be so paranoid anon.
anyway drink this potion

>> No.38763578

Are you a brave enough adventurer to enter the lair of the sober satyros and take her quest of going on a liquor run?

>> No.38763597

>>38763552
now that pic reaallly activates my almond, hidden eyes and thocc lips really justy make me go nuts
>>38763578
Yes, and I wont pay for the liquor for extra fun

>> No.38763614

>>38763578
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.38763629

>>38763578
too spooky. i'll come later when she's drunk

>> No.38763636

>>38763552
>tall, noble knight girl has been acting odd lately.
>Seems more muscled than you remember and she's been complaining about tightness in her breastplate.
>"Lord Anon! I have this, er, potion giving to me that is said to assist one in their goals! Will you drink it?"
>Swear she's breathing a bit harder than normal

>> No.38763737

>>38763614
once you complete the quest, she might turn on you and ask that you stay and drink some of the loot with her.

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>>38738388

>> No.38763779

>>38763262
Yetis are too happy and cheerful to listen to metal.
I bet they think rock is too scandalous as well!

No, only cheerful folk music for them.

>> No.38763847

>>38763737
So where's the downside?
>>38763779
Metalhead =/= goth/emo

>> No.38763878

>>38763578
are you a bad enough dude to be a satyros designated driver?

>> No.38763937

>>38763353
>pear shaped.
Built for sex

>> No.38763954

>>38763847
She hasn't drunk anything in a while (almost 24 hours!) and is super likely to get extremely plastered and touchy.

>> No.38763970

>>38763847
You have to angry and/or depressed to like metal. That's just a fact. Sorry!

>> No.38763989

>>38763262
>abibas yeti
вери найс

>> No.38763997

>>38763954
>wasted winegoat getting handsy
Where's the downside?!

>> No.38764077
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38764077

Princess Sally from the House of Mander

From royalty, to warrior, to house wife.

>> No.38764131

>>38763262
Does she speak in spurdo sparde?

>> No.38764143

>>38764131
>She asks to see your benis

>> No.38764147

>>38764077
I see she still does back exercises.

>> No.38764179

I want to bang the jabberwock queen and her entire court after entering it illegaly and watch the guards come in just as I finished coming inside the queen with her court all in various states of bliss with my seed oozing out thier pussies

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38764281

>49th Convention of Forced Intercourse Enthusiasts

>> No.38764296

>>38763997
she might try to subdue you with headbutts, so there's that to look out for.

>> No.38764354
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38764354

>>38764296
Easily parried by sloppy kisses.

>> No.38764387

>>38764281
sorry I only accept wholesome romance
or eldritch terror, but that's a different thing

>> No.38764406

>>38764281
Nothing is wrong with rape and anyone who says it otherwise is a pansy

>> No.38764412

>>38764354
who's driving?

>> No.38764435

>>38764412
The car cause he a bro

>> No.38764464

Portals opening in the Chernobyl exclusion zone when?

>> No.38764475 [DELETED] 

>>38764464
Dibs on psuedogiant gf

>> No.38764476

>>38764435
poor AI bro, human made with a male persona, no connection to DL energies and the automaton cars won't even give him the time of day

>> No.38764499

I just wanted to make a funni joke about the car driving itself but you had to fuck it up

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>>38738388

>> No.38764561

>>38764281
Give hugs, not fugs!

>> No.38764591

>>38764532
I want to tease a dreamhorse in the real world only to be teased in my dreams.

>> No.38764600
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38764600

>>38764281
complimentary human boy for all who attend!

>> No.38764603
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>>38764532
>not 'Cruel'

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>>38764532
>no arrogant

>> No.38764624

>>38764603
I don't want to feel bad anon

>> No.38764625

>>38764600
>tfw I would willingly give myself to that truck

>> No.38764737
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38764737

Harpy wife keeps wearing this ridiculous sweater around me. I think she's trying to tell me something?

>> No.38764789

>>38764737
Yeah, it's to hot in your home. Turn the air up. See, she's even sweating.

>> No.38764840

>>38764412
Demon lord take the wheel!

>> No.38764849

>>38764281
if a human boy says "i consent" you both climax three times as hard

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>> No.38764877

>>38764849
What if he says "I'll take responsibility"?

>> No.38764904

>>38764789
That's not sweat, Anon.

>> No.38764921

>>38764904
I don't think they're tears, what else could they be, snot?

>> No.38764923

Forgive my retardation but what does 'take responsibility' mean?

>> No.38764944

>>38764923
Marry the girl you knocked up.

>> No.38764946

>>38764923
In this case its entering into a committed relationship.

>> No.38764960

>>38764923
The girl whose hand you held is no longer eligible for marriage so you must do so.

>> No.38764967

>>38764532
Nightmare really doesn't get enough love.

>> No.38765010
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38765010

>>38764967
No, she doesn't. She's a good girl, she's just shy.

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>> No.38765031
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>>38764620
Best Girl

>> No.38765048

>>38765010
Nightmares are cute girls.
Gonna make one my ultra chesty steed

>> No.38765065

>>38754741
God knows how many hours late but those posts do look like some shitty yuri/cuck psyop/conditioning attempt, plus the "le insecurity" response barrage to your post.

>> No.38765091

>>38765048
You can ride her during the day, but when you fall asleep you'll be the one ridden.
>>38765065
No anon, we were talking about foreplay, chill out.

>> No.38765100

>>38764960
It's rare because it's so stupid but I like it when the girl doesn't want to kiss because she think that causes pregnancy even though they've been having sex the entire time

>> No.38765101

>>38765091
Sub in the streets, dominant mistress in the (dream) sheets

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>>38765031

>> No.38765142

>>38765100
What monster girl for this feeling?
>inb4 Alice

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>> No.38765230

>>38765031
Never tried it before but everyday I’m more attracted to her.

>> No.38765251

>>38764620
Giving Gazer Megaholst milk!
Milking the Gazer for her mysterious goo!

>> No.38765252 [SPOILER] 
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38765252

>1000th post? Who could behind it?

>> No.38765260

>>38765251
FUCK YOU

>> No.38765279

>>38765251
She's gonna pout because you won't look her in the eye if you're gazing at her mammaries

>> No.38765286

>>38765252
119 posters that is.

>> No.38765300

>>38765279
I can look her in the eye while sucking on her mammary.

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>>38765252

>> No.38765323

>>38765251
sounds like a plan, just need to find one...

>> No.38765326

>>38765252
>look lady, I missed lunch, im starving, Im in no mood for funny business, just give me my pizza

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>> No.38765431

>>38765326
It's choclate pizza day.

>> No.38765452

>>38765091
>You can ride her during the day, but when you fall asleep you'll be the one ridden.
Yes, perfect. And she can take any form she likes, even better.

>> No.38765469
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I promise you, anons. I will ban all gacha posts that don't have monster girls (genshin will be fully banned on /jp/ for being gayshit) if i become a mod.

>> No.38765477

>>38765142
>wurm had to get it out of the way
>titania
>ghoul
Of course, all answers ignore that monsters want to be pregnant and would kiss you constantly if they thought it would knock them up. Imagine an echidna that somehow was misinformed.

>> No.38765530

>>38765469
the bears are going to start waking up soon...

>> No.38765567

>>38765469
As long as you can get rid of the obvious shitstirrers too.
>>38765530
It will pay off getting your scent all over the bear while she was sleeping.

>> No.38765577
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38765577

I'm taking the poofy harpie home with me

>> No.38765598

>>38765577
Legend says she also poofs to attract a mate.

>> No.38765600

>>38765567
because they will become accustomed to your sent and will be unable to track you down, right?

>> No.38765603
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38765603

>dumb anon wanted to post an image

>> No.38765726

>>38765603
I already posted my share, it's fine.

>> No.38765759

>>38765726
I wish I could reach my limit too.

>> No.38765771

>>38765577
No! She's mine! I called dibs!

>> No.38765823

>>38765771
Surely there are more poofy harpies out there.

>> No.38765959

>>38765823
I have a squirt gun and a magic hair dryer, I will MAKE poofy harpies.

>> No.38766109

>>38765477
That's fucking adorable.
>wife is obsessed with kisses during sex
>insists you pull out and finish on her because it's good for her skin or some shit
>kinda disappointing but it makes her happy
>wake up one night to her crying
>ask her what's wrong and she turns to you teary eyed
>"why aren't I pregnant?"
I know it's an overused normie meme, but that's an "oh darling, oh precious" moment.

>> No.38766182

I wanted to post a fox, but image limits are a thing, so you will just have to use your imagination

>> No.38766188

>>38766182
My imagination's not so good, could you describe this focks?

>> No.38766192

>>38766182
Anon, what the fuck?! This is a blue board, I'm glad you couldn't post that image!

>> No.38766203

>>38766182
I want to jump into those tails and have a search party organised for me, only to reappear after 3 weeks, high as the angels on mofu.

>> No.38766214

>>38766182
Can’t someone (or you) just make a new thread?

>> No.38766217

>>38766188
Fluffy

>> No.38766225

Hellhound pussy

>> No.38766228

>>38766214
No, that would be wrong to the /jp/ natives. We are guests on their board and must not rock the boat.

>> No.38766231

>>38766214
We go down with our ship here. Keeps the natives happy.

>> No.38766241

>>38766217
So like a ball of fur? What color? Doesn't sound much like a fox to me.

>> No.38766246

>>38766182
I want to loose myself inside a fox nine tails.

>> No.38766286

>>38766246
I want to find myself in a fox's nine tails. Give me a religious experience.

>> No.38766294

Cumming in worm pussy!

>> No.38766304

>>38766294
Cumming in wurm pussy!

>> No.38766310

>>38766304
Yes!

>> No.38766321

>>38766294
Cumming in spider spinneret!

>> No.38766322

>>38766321
Kinky but interesting

>> No.38766327

>>38766321
Don't do that, her web will be all goopy for days.

>> No.38766344

>>38766321
nice

>> No.38766353

i need ideas for silly hats

>> No.38766362

>>38766353
Ok, picture this: cow bell, but on her head!

>> No.38766363

>>38766321
The two spider sex things I always come back to are
>spinneret fucking
>puppetry stuff (whether full body or just my dick)
Also, obviously getting cocooned into a male burrito

>> No.38766364

>>38766353
mad hatter top hat that is also an ice tea tank

>> No.38766366

>>38766353
MOFU MOFU MOTHERFUCKER hat

>> No.38766376

>>38766327
She demands a little piece of you be in the scarf she makes from the silk

>> No.38766383

>>38766353
Hat that says "my tits are down there"
Alternativly "if you can read this, im sucking your dick"

>> No.38766385

>>38766362
>>38766364
>>38766366
im drawing a demon

>> No.38766388

>>38766363
for me it's the famed double leglock
>pedipalps leg locking you
>you leg locking her at the same time
only a spider can give you that experience.

>> No.38766392

>>38766385
Cow demons are a thing.
Alternatively, >>38766383 these are pretty funny.

>> No.38766394

>>38766363
>spinneret fucking
Where do you even find that stuff?

>> No.38766414

>>38766394
There's like two or three doujins with it, and a story somewhere.
Really, I just want either my dick or everything but my dick encased in silk.

Side note, kinda annoyed KC still doesn't have multi-arm girls

>> No.38766425

>>38766321
>Not realizing that the spinneret is extremely tight, soft, and silky
You will cum in seconds and your spider bride will tease you for being a quickshot

>> No.38766466

>>38766425
>You will cum in seconds and your spider bride will tease you for being a quickshot
Yes, and?

>> No.38766468

>>38766425
I'd imagine spiders are naturally giant teases. Probably even bigger ones then the werecat in the demo.

>> No.38766502

>>38766385
Something about blueberries

>> No.38766587

How would a mg react if I unzipped my dick?

>> No.38766607

>>38766587
Anon, please don't scare the girls.

>> No.38766622

>>38766587
I’m guessing you mean unzip your pants and show your dick? Depending if she likes you or not, which liking you is more probably, and also depending on the type of monster girl, a hellhound would probable restrain you and rape the fuck out of you, a holstaur would be embarrassed and expect you to approach her,etc….

>> No.38766641

Page 10 so nobody will know about my massive need for buggy cunny

>> No.38766699

>>38766587
Just another day in Wonderland.

>> No.38766702

>>38766502
"Fresh blueberries" would work well on a shirt.

>>38766385
"<-handlebars->"

>> No.38766707

>be a commoner human male kid
>some wight kid walks up to you
>declares you her servant and starts ordering you around
>you ignore her and tell her fuck off
>she is absolutely outraged and goes home
>cries to her mother
>the wight mom bribes your parents and has you declared as property of her family
>nobody can or will do anything against her family
>your fate is to be eternally her plaything and be bossed around

>> No.38766719

>>38766707
fuck the old wetnurse of the wight

>> No.38766726

>>38765603
Fucker. I had a raiju to post.

>> No.38766740

>>38766707
This, but Anon is an adult.

>> No.38766747

GHOUL
MOUTH
PUSSY

>> No.38766752

>>38765603
Worthy last image. Scruffy, science-focused liches are good.

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