/jp/ - Otaku Culture

End of last thread got me thinking about what kind of crazy Eldritch Shoggoth experiments you could get up to. Wonder if you could get in contact with the Abyssal Old One's if you get a Shoggoth wife and ask them if they could 'upgrade' her.

>>38723391

Why'd the old one end so fast?

>>38723419
different anon on a different thread with the exact same mindset

>Armstrong is a woman
>Her plan is to open the portals
>Instead of juicing up on nanomachines she just drops the anthropomorphosis spell and reveals her new monsterized self
>Her big speech is about how her mamono sisters will rid the world of pointless wars and suffering and how she's just using the corrupt government to put an end to corrupt goverments
>The climax (hah) is the part where she straddles Jack and literally pounds him into the metal floor, but this time it's not with her fists
>"Mamono mana, son. My nipples harden in response to male attention."
>"How the hell are you still single?" "Well, I don't write my own pickup lines"
What if shes a Nano Machine Slime carrier/Grey Goo Carrier. Make it fit more with the original.

>>38723447
Hey i posted this on the other thread. Deleted it though cause i forgot to put in the original post.

>>38723419
Threads die when they are bumped off.

>>38723464
I think someone's copy pasting each post from the other to this one.

>>38723476
This one might survive because it currently has more posters, if I'm not mistaken it's the metric mods use when two threads have similar post count.

>>38723466
Gonna grope that ghost pig

>>38723466
I wanna go into a haunted castle and impregnate every undead, flootr by floor, until I reach the undead lilim boss then finally knockher up as well. It will be a tale for the ages!

Reminder that all monsterous women wish to be 17 year olds eternally.

>>38723567
i would definity bang kankao over sanane and suwako, she is best girl from the shrine

>>38723391
>>38723407
What flag is that?

>>38723405
Imagine meeting your shogwife's mother. Thankfully you wouldn't immediately go insane because of shogs influence on you.

>>38723447
>Anon rears back his arm
>It Has To Be This Way starts blaring
>Anon goes for the meme machinegun punches
Anon breaks his hand on the first punch because he's not 90% metal and ceramics like Raiden
Armstrong gasps and starts fretting over him

>>38723612
A Third World Dictatorship. Or a country that is ruled by a Military Junta.

I will proceed to have endless babymaking sex with my alp wife

>>38723628
That's pretty gay.

>>38723625
So which of those two's the Alp?

>>38723626
Canada?

Finally, the real threads been settled. I can now post the THING again.

>>38723634
>babymaking sex
>gay
Anon, I...

Love my vampire wife.

>News airing on the TV
>More sad news of the Trucker Protests in Winterstown as various Human and Monstergirl Truckers are trying to fend off and protest against the outright tyrannical "Parliament" of Winterstown and its dictator prime minister
>The Order-allied Tsardom of Kislev is now outright deployed troops the Kikimora Republic of Estovakia

Its only gonna get worse ain't it anons?

>>38723678
>>>/pol/ and stay there

Need yandere holstaur momster wife

>>38723652
Hey, that THING is my wife!

>>38723678
Probably.
What job you guys going for when you get drafted? I know these threads love the dragoons, and I get why, but I'm tempted to go for cavalry. I hear they have fun.
https://youtu.be/TCqUunGuwUE

>>38723708
Your wife is a mysterious, forboding something, not a thing.

>>38723712
I too, would like to join the cavalry.

>>38723638
Neither. Armstrong is a girl already. She was a former adventurer who accidentally stumbled into an ancients buried laboratory and was infected by a grey goo carrier. She was told of the truth and then went back to human lands to secretly spread the word of lilith to the masses and run as queen of a democratic kingdom

>>38723695
Guess what https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Kislev

>>38723717
She's a mysterious, foreboding, BEAUTIFUL something.

>>38723743
Funny enough. Looking at both the lore of Kislev in WHF and the Ice Queens of MGE, both the Ice Queens/Ice Witches of WHF and MGE are surprisingly similar.

>Infant Child voice toy: "The Kikimora says: 'Kislev.'"

Anon, I don't know if there's an easy way to break it to you... But Warhammer is not MGE.
Sorry to tell you

>>38723766
You don't want a nurgling harem?

>>38723766
Well yeah, but personally I'd enjoy an MGE spin on it if only for lewds in a different landscape/flavor.
Wars are more for husbands and those girls that want to prove themselves than simply killing....that or a Pharaoh getting mad that people stole her shit while she was asleep

>>38723567
bit of chub there

KC just confirmed in Twatter, that it is literally illegal in the Cat Kingdom to refuse to mate with a cat.

>Kingdom of the Cats
I'd like to be invited to mate with a rather evil-looking warcat lady in a back alley of the Cat Kingdom, and when I try to escape, I'd like to become a toy owned by the warcat lady for "refusing to mate with a cat"...
But I'd also like to be invited by the big, noble Ket-Sea to wall-drop her...

>An invitation from the noble and big Mr. Ketsee's wallflower.
I was bewildered and tried to run away, but of course I was guilty of refusing to mate with a cat.
She said, "You are a bad boy for refusing a cat's invitation. "You're a bad boy for refusing a cat's offer, you should be treated well as punishment.
And he was escorted to the mansion as Ketsee's possession

>The cat has a fondness for a particular person and a desire to reproduce, and demands to be mated.
The person does not have a specific wife or lover, nor does he or she have a strong desire to mate.
If the above two points are met, the act of refusing the cat's request for mating is punishable as a mid-level cat toy.

If the above two points are met, the act of refusing a cat's request to mate is punishable by intermediate cat toy punishment.

>"I refused a cat's request to pet my head, and I refused a cat's request to let me sit between its knees.
If you are a cat lover, you can be sentenced to "minor catnip".

>>38723766
>>38723785
>>38723790
Hey now. Lets not forget, WHF has elves worth corrupting and monsterization with MGE Mamono Mana.

Make Helebron be young again!

>>38723755
Makes me feel like going very far south to find one for myself.

>>38723790
That would be fun. Armies of tens of thousands clashing in an open field, ending in a thousand acre wide orgy.

Actually now that I think about it, there'd be so many babies being made that megacities would be popping up all over the place after only a decade or two.

>>38723822
I want to rescue shog from her icy prison.

>>38723817
>High Elves will get you into an 'indentured servitude' contract with them
>Dark elves will just kidnap you for their 'dark rituals', which is just mating.
>A wood elf will just ambush rape you while speaking the most horrid language in the world, welsh.

>>38723832
Pretty much.
The orcs in the badlands want husbands and so they come to rage across the land for good fighting and husbands.
Dwarves will 'grudge' you into being their husband for deeds your anscestor most likely did.
Lustria is FILLED with all sorts of lizards and salamanders that follow a great plan.
If you get captured they basically size you up and figure out the best girl for you to be paired with to continue the 'spawnings'

>>38723447
>>38723625
>>38723734
>I have a dream. That one day every person in this world will control their own destiny. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of pleasure, not suffering, ruled by love, not self-denial! Where the world changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every human man is pampered by a family of monster girls!
>Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit heroes. Fuck this 24-hour spew of religious propaganda and nobility bullshit. Fuck the Order! Fuck the Chief God! FUCK ALL OF IT! Humanity is diseased. Fragile and young. There is only one salvation - we need to pump their dicks. Paint the slate white. IMPREGNATE ALL MONSTER GIRLS! And from their big bellies a new humanity will be born. Monsterized but unshackled!
>The weak will no longer be left to suffer, and the strong will revel in their strength - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Humanity great again!… In my world, people won't die because of whom they LOVE. Not for morals. Not for Justice. Not for what they are told is right. Everyone will be free to love whom they want and have consensual marital sex 27 hours a day!

>>38723811
Kc dropping the lore recently. I wonder why? Perhaps he feels bad for no mg in two months?

>>38723879
Based.

>>38723890
theres been longer droughts

>>38723626
I looked up African, South American, and Middle Eastern flags and didn't see it. Still curious, if anyone knows.

Please keep this spooky slime away

>>38723890
Game soon. He's probably added all this lore to it anyway.

>>38723766
>>38723785
>>38723790
>>38723817
>>38723832
>>38723872
Finally! He- I mean; she, is no longer extra crispy burnt and will finally get herself a boyfriend and not fuck her mom!

>>38723391

>>38723927
I'll take her off your hands.

>>38723931
Anon please.
If you get kidnapped by her she may have some tasteful alternatives to burn scars but you better believe you would be in for Oyakodon

>>38723822
>>38723927
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqFBdBWK9bc

>>38723612
>>38723919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Kitts_and_Nevisgsdta

>>38723811

So, what would happen if after you are arrested, you say to the judge. "I did not mated with the cat, because I want to mate with this cat!" and you point your fingers at the Jinko that arrested you?

>>38723960
You have to fuck both of the cats.

>>38723405
>>38723619
Do we have any info on what the ORIGINAL Abyssals look or act like? Do they have husbands themselves?

>>38723612
>>38723919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Kitts_and_Nevis

>>38723811
So what would happen if as you are being arrested for refusal to mate, and the Jinko cop is talking to you, you say "I didn't mated with the cat, because I wanted to mate with someone else: you!"

>>38723790
>a Pharaoh getting mad that people stole her shit while she was asleep
Can Miss Apophis win against Settra and the Tomb Kings?

Atleast with greater demon realm support?

>>38723954
>>38723969
Thanks anon, have some fresh oc!

>>38723811
oh dear god, we're getting cait sith in the next update!
>noble Ket-Sea t
i think anyway.

>>38723619
I recognize that raid instance

>>38723811
not news at all, if you read the section on bastet.
i do like the little anecdotes he pumps out, though.

>>38723984
Grape sneks probably do draw upon their favor to even the odds.
That and its funny to steal the royal brassier of the pharaoh while she's a sleep so she walks out to her servants for the first time in a long while.....just to realize she's topless

>>38724020
id replace it with cow bra, and give her the entire cow treatment

>>38723967
we dunno what they look like but the reason shogs went looking for a master to love was jealousy from watching their superiors getting it on

>>38723872
>>High Elves will get you into an 'indentured servitude' contract with them
>>Dark elves will just kidnap you for their 'dark rituals', which is just mating.
>>A wood elf will just ambush rape you while speaking the most horrid language in the world, welsh.
>The orcs in the badlands want husbands and so they come to rage across the land for good fighting and husbands.
>Dwarves will 'grudge' you into being their husband for deeds your anscestor most likely did.
>Lustria is FILLED with all sorts of lizards and salamanders that follow a great plan.
>If you get captured they basically size you up and figure out the best girl for you to be paired with to continue the 'spawnings'

Hey now, let's not leave out the humans and realms of man. What about The Empire of Man? Well we all know and agree that Bretonnia is basically Lescatie and Kislev is a mamono realm ruled by Ice Queens and Glacies.

But Maybe the Empire of Man is an Order-aligned state and is one of its fewest competent allies left.

>Shortly after a frontier town is settled, a Shoggoth appears overnight
>She doesn't do anything, she just stands on an empty plot of land, motionless
>She never speaks, but acknowledges people speaking to her with a curt nod
>Eventually the novelty dies down and time goes on, the town grows and she becomes a tourist attraction
>Over the course of nearly 300 years, the locals only have a scant few stories of her ever moving
>Once to save a choking child, once to carry an abandoned kitten to the animal shelter, once to put out a small fire, etc
>One day, a young boy and his family arrive
>As soon as they come into view, her head whips around to face the boy and she briskly carries herself towards the family
>She greets the parents by name, telling them that she has the distinct pleasure of serving their son forevermore and that she's pleased to see her wait end sooner than she initially calculated

>>38724057
Brettonia is full of various kinds of centaurs and chivalric succubi that have the most horrible curse of all, being french.
The Empire of man is probably just succ central with a few griffons hanging out and a dragon living it up in the city.

Kislev would be ice queens, glacies, and lots of grizzlies.

>>38724072
Is this frontier town in notOklahoma by any chance?

>>38724128

>>38724084
Ogres, skaven, beastfolk, and daemons are easy, what about Chaos Warriors? Amazons? Hard to monsterize vikings.

>>38724072
Imagine being that lucky little shit, getting a Shogwife like that.

>>38724169
I mean, Amazons answer themselves.
Chaos warriors can be 'lesser succubi' (the breed of SUCC everyone forgets) to represent the 'mutations' of them having a variety of different traits like scales and the such.
That or partially monsterized girls of a more aggressive and rapey nature.

>>38724175
I wish that was my life.

>>38724180
>That or partially monsterized girls of a more aggressive and rapey nature.
That option makes more sense imo, only because lesser succs eventually turn into full succs. Chimeras would fit well in a Chaos army.

>>38724228
For sure, and chimeric monster girls and half breeds may also make sense there so you'd see a lot more of x-species mixed together...which makes ACTUAL chimeras a bit salty.

>>38723391

What's your favorite silly way for a monster to claim you? What's their plan B if they can't rape?

>>38723564
I want to go to Racoon city and impregnate every single undead and BOW in my path

>>38724241
>rag-tag band of misfits and mutants
I like it.

>>38724299
Look at those crazy eyes.

>>38723872
>>38724057
>>38724084
>>38724169
>>38724180
>>38724228
>>38724241
>Warhammer FantasyxMGE

I'mma just share this Monster Girl Redux user's posts here since it is that WHF Anon that was from the OTHER board who's name I won't say

>https://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1844

Pretty much pertains to MGExWHF stuff.

>>38724228
>>38724241
>>38724355
>Realm of Chaos is just Wonderland

>>38724355
All sorts out there in the wastelands that believe in doming men.
Well, more than normal.

So many breeds to see in so many flavors, all of whom want to make you their husband

>>38724161
Thick tails

d your mg bother with dates or just go straight to the main event?

>>38724415
eat them

>>38724424
she better, you need three dates for a kiss afterall

>>38724493
rubbing succs thigh under the table

Other than tails, wings, tail-tips and ears, what other parts of different monsters are sensitive?

>>38724526
yes

I want warhammerfag to go and stay go.

>>38724493
God, I wish I was shitfaced right now.

>>38724526
Demon horns and lizard head fins.

>>38724408
>>38724555
https://youtu.be/N1V3JW4HeBs
I wanna be a knight, a Nightmare my steed. She's got a few mutations, like horns, maybe some scales, and a skull mask. She acts tough while wearing the mask, but take it off, look her in the eye and she becomes as timid as you'd expect from any dreamhorse.

>>38723872
>>High Elves will get you into an 'indentured servitude' contract with them
>>38723931
>>38724057
>>38724084

And Caledor is basically Dragonia. Picture it, High Elves and Dragons, imagine the smug haughtiness. Imagine Dragonia now has a minority or surprising population of High Elves hailing from Caledor and Dragonia has "New Caledor" as a recent region where Dragonia's High Elf minority lives. Now any human guy may get a high elf waifu while in dragonia.

And dragon girls get handsomely regal high elf husbandos/boyfriends.

>>38724626
Big, tough, terrifying...but melts when you take off her mask.
An adorable doomhorse.

>>38724635
>elf husbandos
Anon, I'm just flat out doing a monster girl version here.
If anything they'd be the sort to be bribed by the promise of noble husbands worth taking...certain brave human officers that may just 'vanish' from the battle field after chasing off some orc and goblin girls.

I'm feeling down, could someone post some Hinezumis to cheer me up?

>>38724635
>regal high elf husbandos/boyfriends.
Listen buddy I know you're chomping at the bit because you finally got a response that wasn't just "fuck off", but I need you to dial it.

Monstergirls encouraging men to go fight in the new global war because in the long run wars make us safer AND richer!

>>38724729
Shut up Lilim Armstrong

>>38724671

>>38724671
sounds like someone just signed up for fighting classes, can't be sad if you are too busy getting stronk

>>38724684
Whoever it was shouldn't have engaged in the first place. You start amusing their thoughts and suddenly they plop their entire shit here thinking it's okay to do so.

>>38724684
the olive branch of tolerance once again proven to be a mistake

https://twitter.com/GuardiansNtr/with_replies

I am the guardian of NTR!
I will protect NTR freedom by destroying any MGE that defies NTR!

>>38724729
fucking Rataton post

>>38724659
>>38724684
Devil's Advocate here.

Dragonian Dragon GirlxHigh Elf Male from Caledor can still be a viable thing. Other than the clear and obvious Warhammer Fantasy thing and male elves (and male dwarves) do exist and are a thing in MGE as potential husbands for monstergirls. It could be a Slice of Life Romantic Comedy scenario. The Dragonia Dragon Girl "teaching" the Caledor High Elf guy some humility and being less smug against humans and "lesser" races. While also being the playful tease type of gal you see in your RomCom anime.

Imagine it.

It's actually vanilla flavoured. Don't mind the colour.

>>38724830
i'm more of milk type of person

I like kakuens
It's a shame the corruption aspect of them was never put into a story. their whole gimmick is making women return to monke

>>38724828
Anon no.
We're here to be talking about monster girls.
I even explicitly went out of the way to just go about monster GIRLS
Why are you bringing monster boys into this?
Christ.

>>38724804
Even when I just try to explicitly keep it with human boys it gets injected.
It was a mistake it seems

>>38724828
>male elves (and male dwarves) do exist
people forget this. I think male dwarves currently aren't born but male elves are still around and in contact with the order.

However nobody gives a fuck about male elves in warhammerxmge

why is there talk about male elves, does someone want to suck elven cock? JUST FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT

More stories about clothes making spiders when?

>>38724844
Too bad, take what you're given. Don't be a rude guest. You're in her house, after all. You will be for a very long time. Besides, she's even doing you the service of feeding you! You needn't even lift a finger. Ever again.

Let this be a valuable lesson to all of you retards. There's a good reason why you just tell them to fuck off. You give these homos an inch and suddenly they think it's okay to dumb their fucking travesty of a /tg/ monster boy shitfest in the thread.

>>38724830
Nice. But can she do strawberry?

>>38724828
Not reading all that gay shit, but feel free to experience the Cobain special as soon as possible.

>>38724882
i kinda wanna be the dressup doll of a perverted otaku spider

>>38724895
She can, but you should finish what you're given first.

>>38724884
but can i get some shog mik after? I always wondered what it would be like

>"Hey Human Boys! Do I have to remind you that we Dark Elves are better than those pompous Asur wimps!? Reminder those Asur, those 'High Elves,' are wimps. And we are Jerks! Their 'Everqueen' walks around bare foot! Only feet fags take her seriously."

hey, elf dick sucker, fuck off

>>38724979
go back. you overstayed your welcome.

>>38724882
Imagine playing dress up with a being that literally has cloth-destroying tools on her arms.

>>38724954
If you're good.

>>38724979
Too late now faggot. That other guy stuck his neck out for you and you immediately shit in his hands. Fuck off.

>>38725020
Where have those fingers been
She looks oddly satisfied

>>38725101
>looks oddly satisfied
You've clearly not spoken to a flayer or shog before. Thats just their default state of being.

>>38725130
I guess as long as she has her master shes always feeling good

>>38724882
>>8192177

>>38725101
Knowing that her slime can transform into practically anything, I think the question here should be where have they not been.

>>38725020
But I’m the goddess boo, shoggy told me!

>>38724882
can she make me a new robe
the other one got torn by a certain someone

>>38725177
What are you quoting?

>>38725101
>She looks oddly satisfied
she caught mastah practicing asking her out in front of the shog mirror again

>>38725198
Imagine being completely enveloped by a Shog and getting scrubbed so spotlessly clean that not a speck of dirt or loose skin cell remains on your entire body.

>>38725276
Shoggy noooooo!
You lost your drip!

>>38725276
>merely on your body
shogs are much more in depth than cleaning mere surface level

>>38725272
doesnt that smug demon have a pixiv source though?

>>38725276
What would happen if I reached into her belly and massaged her womb-heart?

>>38725314
that's her heart pupil button, keep pressing it to make them bigger

>>38725309
it's not the original artist, so maybe. i didn't look that in depth.

>>38725291
That's true. She even seeps through your skin and into your circulatory system, assimilating any bacterial or cancer cells and scraping your arteries clean of plaque.

Nobody can beat a Shog at being the ultimate maid.

>>38725272
Looks so comfy

>>38725020
>slimes reporduce by dividing when after they've grown enough by accumulating nutrients
>hypthetically this means they can reproduce asexually given enough time
>shogs are part of the slime family
I just want to remind everyone that it is theoretically possible for your shog wife to hook you up with her shogcougar mom.

>>38725342
If only the portal were real, Anon, if only...

Just send in the Burly Hentai Men, Ugly Bastards, Faceless Hentai Men and especially those black/darker skinned NTR Men against the monstergirls. How hard is it for The Order to find and recruit those types of hentai men who can hard counter monstergirls and utterly defeat and destroy any men who are affiliated with monsters. This should finally change the tides of the battle and give humanity a win for once!

>>38725424
regurgitation is surely your trademark

>>38723391
Massive Mofu Milkers.

>>38725372
>>shogs are part of the slime family
I'm not sure why, shogs are supposed to be malleable flesh.

>>38725464
did you have a different idea in mind? i don't think we really need an orphan category like ex-giant

>>38725464
They are technically slimes, but I remember there being some bumbo jumbo with the KC equivalents of the cosmic horror gods that set them apart from the rest of the slimes. At least that's how the story went.

>>38725221
>>/jp/thread/S8192177

>>38725424

>Fancy techno high tech sounds effects

Here's your pharaoh bro, just a bit over the expiration date

>>38725547
"was she trying to rob you?"

>>38725464
>malleable flesh

>>38725565
ah well a few loads in her womb and she'll be good as new.

>>38725621
>Anon fell for the zombie, pharaoh switcheroo

>>38725627
>meanwhile another anon is bringing a strange brown zombie home cause she keeps saying "warm"

>>38725627
side effect of being apophis proof.
and the bitter taste will discourage future attacks

>>38725671
>bitter taste
>guard anon later finds apophis sipping on juice to get rid of the taste
well atleast the snake pit will have plenty of snakes

It’s as if the human butt was designed to be placed on the lap of mature monsters

>>38725769
Thank god I mark my arms just to remember they are my own limbs.

>>38725780
As expected from the man who is fucking a Wyrm

>>38725769
>anon wakes up
>"AAAAHHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME! THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN MY HOUSE!"

>>38725780
if you had a mindflayer wife i wouldn't blame you

>>38725671
>apophis can't stand spicy stuff
>rub cayenne pepper all over your pharaoh
the dynasty is saved

Need FAT DOPPEL ASS

>>38725842
How about you pharaoh fags let her get graped and let a proper ruler run the kingdom?

>>38725913
How about you dog fuckers accept you’ll always be second best.

>>38725913
if the anubis vizier wants me to respect her usurping of the throne she's going to need to do it through her own machinations and ambitions

>>38725902
How fat?
She needs to know for her form

Molest vampire ears.

>>38725769
Ahh... I can feel the gentle breeze pass through the wurm-sized hole in my wall...

>>38726047
bully vampire dorks

>>38726089
You got it, boss

>>38724684
Ntayrt. Why can't I be a male Elf? I thought mambomanta could do anything.
>can have an extended lifespan
>can live innawoods
>can mock dorfs and delves
>but no pointy ears for you faggot
Bullshit. Women can grow all kinds of shit, but male ear growth is forbidden. But if you want to sprout a tail that's a-okay? I must ask what you are smoking, because I don't want any. The line is so damn arbitrary and doesn't make sense.

>>38726114
Fuck off.

>>38726079

>>38726198
No u. I want to hang out with Elves.

>warhammer spam
>monster boy shit
>ntr
Like a clockwork

>>38726199

>>38726203
Feel free to hang yourself any time.

>>38726205
It's been particularly bad lately.

>>38726224
some people be desperate for any sort of attention. it happens.

>>38726205
Your brain is like broken clockwork. I just want to hang out with Elves. You can only do that by being an Elf, they don't like humans. Stop imagining shit and read:
>They deem themselves as higher beings compared to humans, and thus most individuals look down on them and loath them.
That isn't going to let you enjoy the company of Elves. Quit with your straw man bullshit. I have nothing to do with the specters in your head.
>>38726213
Hang a dick in your mouth.

>>38726248
Fuck off.

A world covered in Gazer Goop.

>>38726256
Read a book.

>>38726265
Fuck off.

>>38724851
this is why you dont engage with warhammerfags, with anything more than a fuck off, it just invites worse, luckily they havent spammed their new character yet

>>38726274
>glad his Elf waifu must be exiled to be with him
If you want to associate with Dwarfs or Dark Elves, you can do that easily. There is no available way to be with an Elf girl and be a part of Elven society. There's a magic potion that lets you turn into a dog or a tentacle monster, but what if you sincerely want to be with the Elves. Clean the shit out of your ears.
>>38726298
I don't know shit about warhammer. Can you consider whether this is a legitimate question without reflexively imagining some insane context? Do you fucking have it in you?

>>38726312
Fuck off.

>>38726264
Are throwable poop and piss grenades available?

And no I'm not doing any piss play or scat fetish. That is literally an in-game equipment you use. Piss and or poop grenades apparently.

>>38726319
Diff. Fuck off. I want an answer to my Elf question you retard.

>38726312
You know exactly what you did, or you need to lurk moar. Is it coincidence that after the warhammer shit a ntr faggot popped up? Is it coincidence that this always happens at this hour?
Your kind comes and shit follows in your wake.

I hadn't realized how much MGE has messed up with my tastes, like, on a fundamental level. I was recently watching a fan manga of a guy, that in his real anime is a loser, so he is a super chad here. And fucks every girl he sets his sights on. I just couldn't enjoy like I would had if I had read it before MGE.

>>38726298
It sucks because I love the universe and find it fun to make it more like MGE....but they just keep going back to monster boys.
We're here f or monster girls, not boys

>>38726356
i think it made me a better person, which is weird to contemplate on.

>>38726331
Sorry bro, but male elves due to being effeminate and closeted fags instantly alp and begin lusting after human cock, so if you want to become an elf, i hope you’re okay becoming a human man’s wife

>>38726365
so fuck off then, this isnt the place to talk about it, retard, go bug /tg/ if you want to talk about warhammer stuff

>>38726365
That's because it's literally one /tg/-fag with the world's most retarded vendetta on this thread because we won't let him post his fanfiction.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1496334626918662146
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1496341066777526277
Monsters like premature ejaculators.

>>38726354
Fuck you and your paranoia. I just noticed a guy saying a man can't be an Elf. Elves were brought up often today. I thought there were lots of Elffags here. And you want me to believe that no one else wondered about an alternative to your Elf girl getting exiled? Are you a fucking kidding me, you dipshit?
>>38726376
That's not me, faggot.

>>38726382
Oh god fucking dammit, now it makes sense.

>>38726367
On one hand I feel like it's kinda ruined actual women for me, but on the other hand I also feel like it's made me a better person and considering the absolute state of women maybe it's a good thing. Get a feeling so complicated

>>38726382
Meant for >>38726379.
>>38726374
Fuck you too.

>>38726395
Fuck off.

>>38726380
you can also breathe and they're pretty into that too.

>>38726397
Why are you all a bunch of paranoid dumbasses who can't consider a question on it's own merit without whatever crazy shit you're imagining and talking about? If you can't answer that, then fuck off yourself with your one fucking brain cell.

>>38726408
Fuck off.

>>38726408
consider lurking before posting in the future. this isn't your place.

>38726408
burned once, never twice

>>38726408
Damn, why so mad? I think you need some human cock to calm down, it always work with elves

>Having this much of a meltdown over one guy telling you to fuck off
This guy is mentally unhinged holy shit.

>>38726403
Especially when you open that big slutty mouth of yours.

>>38726420
Go back to lurking if that's all you have to say.
>>38726429
I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am. You would know about human cock's properties. Your mother taught you well. She's quite the professional.

Penis?

Monster titty plus dick equals good time

>>38725591
I require naval infrastructure

>Did someone say "penis".

>>38726438
>yawn
>instantly aware every monster is looking at you.

>>38726473
Dicks

>>38726473
Playing that game where you and your friends say penis louder and louder until one of you is yelling or bitches out must be a dangerous pass time in monster lands

>>38726473
jurassic park would've been more interesting if the raptors were replaced by jubjubs

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, oppai loli hinezumis, for picking up and carrying but to where?

>>38726473
oyakodon with a jubjub and her humpty egg mother!

>>38726525
to the cheese shop
gotta spoil her for working hard

>>38726473
We need more monster girls with multi colored hair like this.

>>38726558
i love two-tone as well as gradient hair

>>38726500
Sounds like my kind of game, also I would do it in a tree

>>38726487
That's basically saying "I am a slut, rape my mouth" to any toad that happens to be present

>>38726607
>all according to keikaku

>>38726487
i sure hope some mean old demon doesn't take my soul whilst i yawn.

>>38723391
>Portals open
>Apophis sisters land in an Appalachian church that practices snake handling
Sometimes things just come together perfectly

What does Russki cow milk taste like?

>>38726635
white russian

>>38724057
What about the chaos wastes?

>>38726487
>and you got your tongue modded by the local lich to make long, very prehensile, and you didn't tell a soul in the office before yawning at the big corporate meeting

>>38726684
Others have said it:

It is maybe a part of Wonderland and or Pandemonium. Maybe the Chaos Wastes could be Polove.

>>38726712
don't, dude.

>>38726684
>>38726712
Were the Chaos Wastes as shitty as they sound? Good thing Prolove is under new management.

>dang they stopped replying to me, better respond to one of my old posts
It's all so tiresome.

night, dont let the bugs bite your weenie

Gonna tell the local orc delinquents my favorite movie is Lord of the Rings to see if it makes them mad

everytime a monster asks for a dick pic, they gonna get a dirk pic or a hotdog depeneding on my hunger

>>38726780
One could grow tired of the unsolicited pussy and tit pics that get sent to you if your phone number gets out there. Not to mention what you get if it gets into one of those majority monster image boards.

>>38726791
it would make fun trolling tho

>>38726802
Fuck with your big titty loving bro by doxxing him on the sabbath threads.

>>38726807
I'm just imagine the shitshow in those threads, also. I'd but m number as a phone sex line

>>38726791
I don’t know about getting tired of that, maybe if it’s just the tits or pussy since I prefer to be able to see the full body or at least as most of if as possible, I’d at least give them some constructive criticism as a response.

Would you deliver unsuspecting men into the arms of monsters for cash? I know I would, I would be good at it too. I would build a false bottom in a boat and drop them into chartered spots in the ocean, no kraken necessary.

>>38726929
I wouldn't even do it for cash. I do it for the good of our p'orcer horde!

>>38726768
This makes me want more fat titty pyrow.

Friendly reminder that the Cat of the RPG, basically bought the MC at discount. She paid him for a "favor", yet it was a trap to husbando him. She likely paid the MC less than you would pay a male prostitute. Imgine getting scammed like that.

>>38726929
I'd do it for free honestly

>>38726791
Honestly, that might work better than a dating app. Skips all the bullshit, you know? Problem is, you can look up addresses using phone numbers...

I find it funny that Ares prevents death in MGE
if only becuase one of the few greek myths ares was a part of has him pissed about that lack of death (thanotos was captured so no one died when they were killed)

>>38726929
I'd do it for free. Just feed me and give me supplies for the next.

>>38726978
Quests that are put out by a monster to secretly put an adventurer into a situation where they can make him their husband are a standard of MGE

>>38727017
Fucking guild work, I swear...

>>38726945
>>38726979
>>38727014
>I'd do it for free x3
How are you going to trick people into monster heavy areas without funds? This is why you have to think ahead

Is there any friend you have that would be very against monster pussy but you know really needs a MG wife? If so, would you be willing to trick him into going to a secluded place where a monster can rape him?

>>38727006
i'm surprised she even made it in given her relations with aphrodite.
no surprise aphrodite didn't make the cut.

>>38727027
You need money to lie well or use magic to trick them?

>>38727028
if i had a friend i don't think betraying him would be a good move.

>>38726929
>Run a hero dating service for monsters that like toying with dumb himbos making them think they’ll eat them
>One day I’m a mountain guide leading a hero into a gryphon cave asa trade of treasure
>The next I’m a humble shepherd that pleads with the hero to go take care of those mean werewolves stealing my sheep
>Only for him to be the lamb sent to the rape
>Another I’m a merchant selling fine wares and gear much better than what you find in a dungeon
>Sell a guy a beautiful totally not cursed sword and haunted armor
>I even do the same thing in reverse helping guys find their perfect brides
>Just this one time I promised an apophis a sleeping pharaoh to grape only for her to get mating pressed by a snakefag
>Don’t ask me how that works

>>38727027
Easy, pose as a guide or navigator and lead them directly into monstergirl territories. I'll navigate them right to their wives.

>>38727027
Work in favors, obviously. Make each girl you help assist with the marriage of 2-3 more males. That doesn't go against the setting if they aren't romancing anyone, right? A married girtie willing to sting a few fags for you would be super useful.
>"Fufu, I haven't felt this thrill in a while. I'm raping hubby extra hard tonight."

>>38727033
nor has haphestus
though there is a suprising lack of Hesita
like we get the god of war, love, and lust, but not the one actually focused on happy families?

>>38727045
>Just this one time I promised an apophis a sleeping pharaoh to grape only for her to get mating pressed by a snakefag
Nobody said you only had to trick the men into getting married. As long as everybody's happy in the end

>>38727051
i forget which of the gods were perma-vrigins?

>>38727027
The horde has many shiny things to trick greedy people. Just gotta tell them where more shiny things can be found. But of course, it's all a lie. I'll lead them right into a p'orcer war party. The p'orcers will of course confiscate the valuable, shiny thing I used to coerce them with while the rape occurs. Rinse and repeat.

>>38727027
Go hunting for Orderite penal colonies. They're guaranteed to be entirely men. Once located simply lead a monster war party to it and they'll take care of the rest.

>>38727070
Bro, WTF, you can't just use Grand Theft Auto tactics in real life!

>>38727068
Athena, hestia
Hera "cleans" herself using a ritual that restors her virginity
And artemis depending on who you ask is either a virgin or fucked orion that one time (It's not brought up becuase there is more evididence about the virgin stuff and weird people are out there that hold her up as a lesbian/asexual Icon)

>>38727103
Just take a boat full of horny MGs to monster Australia.

>>38727050
Monsters like seeing people getting loved raped. So they should be willing to help the cause of love. Adding meds to anons drink while he meets with his future waifu. Because not immediately nailing his waifu is crazy, and not having met her is no excuse. Chasing him into a lonely monster's cave. Forcing him to give a pearl necklace to his waifu at arrowpoint after he leaves a movie theater. So many options.

Florida gator-girls simply abduct men from golf corses

>>38727027
>please sir, you must help my village!
>it's being overrun by slimes, werecats, and other low level monsters!
>they broke through by using their super op busted-ass unbalanced unique items!
>you can have all the loot if you save the village and my smoking hot and easy sister!

>>38727028
Yes and yes.
>>38727041
>helping him find true love
>betrayal
Anon I...

>>38726929
i kind of hope the queen of hearts has games where she gathers a group of single men and lets them loose in a wonderland forest in the manner of an english fox hunt.
she'd have a bunch of leashed jubjubs in place of hounds and of course any single monsters are invited to join the hunt provided they follow the rules.
she seems like she enjoys a spectacle.

>>38727145
And Wendy's, muh only weakness. Don't you forget it!

>>38727160
there are less patronizing ways to help a friend probably

>>38727145
Feed 'em a few marshmallows, and they'll be fine.

>>38727145
The one force capable of subduing Floridaman.

>>38727150
In rpgs when quest givers are super obvious like that I always do the quest anyway because it’s more exp and loot so I can see people accepting that.
>>38727172
Whataburger is better simply for the bbq chicken samdwich.

>>38726929
I'll hunt, stalk, and trap their men for them. I'll even skin them for free! It's a meme. I'd deliver them tied up and naked. That must be a worth a bonus.

>>38727207
You say this but I distinctly remember a headline of a florida man who kidnaped and tied up a gator then fucked it, never underestimate them.

>>38727212
thats pretty gay

>>38727187
You don't know him. There really aren't any less patronizing ways he wouldn't screw up. He would thank me later.

>>38727228
>is requesting a surprise meeting with one of my Alp clients
Very bold choice. I'll leave it to her to apply the body oil. But I will still charge her for it.

How would a Jinko react if you wink at her and say "It will be a month since I moved here. I am throwing a small party, you can come" and hand her an invite? How will she be behaving in the lead up to the day? Will she show up?

>>38727220
In the MGE that would be an alligator tricking a crackhead into "raping" her.
>HFW the cops show up four months later

Heaven or Hell, make the choice anon

>>38727277
no thank you, i'll wait for the next ones.

>>38727256
Like a non-rapist. You will have a quiet but friendly time with her. You can help her play board games not designed for her massive paws. The two of you will bond over the pleasant time and become friends. She will immediately rape you when the seasons change.

>>38727277
Easy, hell every t--actually no. I think I'll just hang out in purgatory. I'm all for mommy punishing me, but not like that.

>>38727277
I don't remember religion being so...intimidating. I would Hell, if not for my waifu.

>>38727299

What will she do if mating season still hasn't come and she sees a Hellhound moved next to you?

>>38727342
Have a friendly arm wrestling competition with her, and develop a intially tense friendship with the Hellhound. The Jinko will visit you more often to help you adjust to your new neighbor. Then the Jinko will manually induce her ovulation outside of season. The Hellhound might actually help her. You could walk in on them doing it.

It's good to see anything new of the game after all this time. There's two holstaurs in the background.

Is there any MG that when the profile first came out you thought she was unattractive but grew into becoming one of your favorites or even your waifu? Who and why?

>>38727452
>There's two holstaurs in the background.

Baphomet General: Excellent eye. Captain, give this man thorough sniper training.
Gazer: Yes.

>>38727475
Back when I first came to these threads I didn’t like big tits, I wasn’t a full on lolifag bur I certainly liked smaller chests. Now my waifu is a Holstaur and I want nothing more than to have my head fully smothered in a massive pair of milky tits.

>>38727264
>In the MGE that would be an alligator tricking a crackhead into "raping" her.
>>38727220

I prefer a warrior egyptian gator waifu

>>38727651
That's a crocodile and you are both a racist and a cur.

>>38727668

I can be anything as long as I get to link and massage those abs each night and sleep in her strong hugs.

>>38726319
The absolute state of monster girl thread. Fucking warhammerniggers.

Do you really think its fair the Jinko or Ocelomeh police force will send me to jail, just because I didn't wanted to have sex with a cat?

ahhhhhh i love my wife. DO YOU?

>>38727843
I don't even know your wife!

>>38727861
i meant do you love your wife!!! sorry!!!

>>38727894
Of course!

>>38727894
I FORGIVE YOU!!!

>>38726473

I want to see a hippo MG
Think about it:
Muscular/strongfat or just really thicc girls who like to swim a lot.
Hippos are mean bastards and they are also basically a goddamn tank. They could probably go toe to toe with hellhounds or minos. They also run faster than Usain Bolt, so you ain't running away from the rape.
Fun fact: Hippos, despite being extremely mobile in water, can't really swim, they are too heavy for that. Instead, they walk under water. They'd probably try to drag you into water and smother you there.

can I ask a question, How easy is it to alp? just have gay thoughts and you instantaneously alp? I really get confused some times.

>wake up
>not surrounded by wonderlolis
It's another one of those days huh

>>38728149
You'd have to consciously want to be a girl and taking cock more than you'd want to fuck monster pussy.
Not wanting to alp is enough not to alp.

>>38728199
Everytime I'll cum in my monster wife, I will think of how it helps make more monster girls to hunt and rape order men and monsterize their realms to instantly get hard and go again.

>>38728195
the package is already in the mail

>>38728371
I don't know why I yoused that post

>Monstergirl Heroine: "Why won't you be corrupted and fall in love"
>Order Hero: "Faith and devotion to Illias and the divines. The remind me of good thinking and faithfulness in response to temptation and heretical thoughts... You cannot hurt me physically and spiritually, demon. My faith is unshakable."

>>38728443
>is married by the end of the week

>>38728443
>Monstergirl heroine: flashes them titties
>Order hero: A girl.... AND a monster? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>Order hero: "Faith and devotion to Illias and the divines. The remind me of good thinking and faithfulness in response to temptation and heretical thoughts... You cannot hurt me physically and spiritually, demon. My faith is unshakable."
>Mara: Psst, hey kid, want to have a giant cock?
>Former Order Hero: Hell yeah I do! Mara is the best. Holy shit I gotta do more good deeds now for an even greater dick. Fuck yeah, where the wet monster pussy at. Gotta drill all the monster cunt that doesn't run away.

>>38723811
Guess I'll come prepared with weapons and armor next time I visit cat kingdom then. I'm not getting married to some mangy furball because a femdomfag has some bizarre fantasy. Fuck that shit. I'll die before it comes to that.

>>38728577
>anon would end up being happily married to a cat and have 3 kids

>>38728577
Omae wa mou TOM

>>38728587
>>38728614
Were you not listening? This isn't an act, and I'm not some bratty tsundere. I'm not fucking a cat I'm disinterested in or being punished for not fucking a cat I was disinterested in.

If these furballs want me then they'll have to fight me. Maybe I don't win, but no way in hell am I being taken alive. I don't necessarily dislike cats or think they're ugly. I just hate audacity to actually punish men for not wanting to have sex and will fight to my bloody death to spite it.

>>38728565
Yeah can I please get the sauce boss.

>>38728647
I do not have the sauce my brother. I apologize.
>>38728642
>I'm not some bratty tsundere
>I-I don't necessarily dislike cats... o-or think they're ugly...
Sounds awfuly lot like a tsundere

>>38728642
based chuuni anon

>>38728699
Attractive people can have ugly, unattractive attitudes. And nothing fulfills that role more than cats. Annoying brats who think they're entitled to everything, even people. Did you know that having sex is tantamount to marriage with monster girls? They're not asking for a quickie in the alley. They're saying "MARRY ME AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF INCUBIZED YEARS WITH ME OR ELSE I'LL TURN YOU INTO A CAT-TOY."

That is arrogance beyond measure and an affront to all of mankind. I won't stand for it. I will take up arms. I will fight for my liberty. I will remind the dumb fleabags that men are not to be triffled with.

How persistent are Eros members when it comes to converting people. Are they gonna follow me everywhere I go trying to mind my own business?

>>38728776
I'd definitely stay the fuck away from their territory. It sounds like an awful place. Still, taking up arms is just asking to get styled on and raped.

>>38728577
>>38728642
>>38728776
Don’t worry son, like a rock in a stream you’ll loose that edge with age.

>>38728776
Yeah I know man. That's why I sought out a cat on my own and married her instead. Should have seen the look on her dumbass face, when she learned there will be none of her stupid tricks, and she will be the one getting taken.
That showed the stupid batcat her place!
>>38728785
I feel goddess of eternal romantic love doesn't need to nab people on the street. I mean people would come to her on their own, either asking for a good spouse or to be eternally joined with their bride/groom even past death and reincarnation.

>>38728776
You gon get raped son.

>>38728699
I did some investigation and the artist is shpo on pixiv, but for whatever reason the original image got deleted from their page. I also can't find anything more than one other page from the "comic" so I assume they just never finished it. Tragic, but the rest of their art is breddy gud so I'll call it a win.

Why do demons keep dressing so weird for casual Friday?
And why do they keep insisting on sitting next to me while doing all their work?
Monster girl offices are strange.

>>38728883
Just roll with it, it's a different culture.

>>38728460
>>38728490
>>38728565
How did none of you get that it is clearly and obviously a Metal Gear Revengence reference. Literally the Senator Armstrong fight meme.

>>38728889
>Anon has to go and have a meeting with HR due to "offending demon culture"
>Said offence was not accepting to get a boob-job from his demon co-worker.

>>38729015
>"She's only a B cup! I thought she was joking!"
>Stunned silence
>"I-I'm a small C!"
>"This is going to take more than a training video and a marriage certificate..."

>>38729043
I bet "performance review" has a very different meaning to these office demons.

>looking to marry monster girl
>requirements:
>angelic personality

>>38728883
Why are huge, muscular oni girls so perfect?

>>38727452
>It's good to see anything new of the game after all this time
Where? On his patreon? Any ETA for the next update?

>>38729506
Dark Angel it is then

>>38729734
Can I interest you in a dark angel and her Mara angel twin sister?

>>38729506
Look how angelic she is! Doesn't she look like the sweetest girl in the world?

>>38729762
I bet they would constantly try to out-lewd one another.
God damn I want this now.

>>38726047
getting mad deja vu

>you are born in some MGE starter town
>life is peaceful and simple
>even your wife, a slime, is befitting to this existence
>you have tons of slime daughters with your slime wife
>you and your family are happy
>and you will never leave the starter town

>>38729579
They are masterfully designed and carefully crafted for Big Mara's worshiper Cock.
>>38729790
>has wings
>is cute
>has a good heart
Ticks every box for an angel.

>>38729844
not even to go to the beach or for a hike?

>>38729844
The best way to go. Why ever leave holstaur plains when all top tier girls are there?

>>38727277
Lets rock!
Also, Hell. I like my monster wives to be bigger and more monsterous.

>>38729861
Succubi are more angelic than angels

>>38729889
Monster girls in cutesy/casual/sport clothes are one of my several weaknesses. How deep must Latenight's genius run, that he made all those wonders.

>>38729844
And then the Hero/"Player Character" pauses for a moment and you and your monster wife (and fellow inhabitants) see the text above him/her saying:

>Quicksaving
>Quicksaving done

And then he/she draws weapons and destruction magic...

>>38729930
>Salamander housewife
>Former blacksmith
>Forges the best kitchen knives with her fire that you could ever imagine
>Never have to deal with a dull blade in your life ever again

>>38729930
This.
There's just something about Monster Girls in more modest clothing.
I never really cared much for the whole generic slutty and lewd look that most have.

>>38730135
A retired maxlevel hero who went back to marry the Kikimora innkeeper will smack him on the noggin and throw him to a horny werecat who will punish him for not marrying her, by marrying him.

>>38730168
S-salamander milk?

I just wanna be a blacksmith or enchanter in a MGC adventuring city.
It just sound nice to see all the monster girl adventurers coming and going and all of them having weirdly specific preferences for their arms and armor.
I also wish there was a demon general that tried to make me sign a contract to become her personal blacksmith.

>>38723405
Imagine a shoggoth finding out that you have a fetish for floor tiles.

>>38730135
Don't be silly. Human Hero-kun would never do something like that.
After all, during his adventures he will have met a monster girl who he will eventually later marry.
Hero-kun will eventually even come to terms with the fact that other human men are doing the same as him, and just seeing monster/man couples is enough to give him a feeling of warm happiness.
Besides, he and his wife fit right in with the rest of the lovey-dovey couples going about their day in the town square.

>>38730168
I dunno why, but my instincts tell me the natural response to seeing pic related is to spit my drink.

>>38730188
nice and slightly-too-warm

I want to lock eyes with a Basilisk.

>>38730183
I want to see their faces when the Kiki maids realize I seduced every Kikimora barmaid from the starter town to the demon lord castle. Having a horde of Kiki maids demanding me to take responsibility is what I call post-game content.