/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I NEED more Eros griffons in my life.

1st for Mara making my dick huge to fuck my wives with.

>>38710756
i want a clown to teach me how to be an acrobat

finally!

>>38710762
what is she guarding?

Smug sheep.

fuck off, vtumor

>>38710773
Your family jewels. No harm will come to them and nothing will ever take them from her.

What can I do, to better support my MG gf?

This one has no gacha fox I choose it

Lurking in a freshly made thread really feels like you just got out of the shower. I feel comfy as fuck.

mechanicunny

>>38710801
i see no cunny unit installed

how to spot mara nun?
they got sacred dildos or something?

>>38710773
Your Heart

>>38710773
(You)
But yeah, Eros versions of girls being lovey dove is the best bit about them.
Eros minotaur for pink, buff tomboy that tries her best to be a cute wife.

>>38710806
It's separate but connected to her nervous complex wirelessly. So just take it with you and have fun whenever at her expense.

>>38710782
so she's kinda like a personal sperm bank then?

>>38710783
Impregnate her.

EROS
R
O
S

man how the fuck did we almost hit 1.5k

To anon from last thread:
Yeah that was a rata, if I ascii again I want to make the ears a little bit more rounded and add fluff while making the tail more luscious. Also adding feet fluff to mask my inability to draw feet, Or draw a fox/kot with sharp ears and a thin, free-standing tail

>>38710808
>When you are instructed to 'take the cloth' to be removed from inheritance....but its really just sending you to a nunnery to have a harem of church girls.
Your married elder sister did it because she was worried about you being single and nothing else.

>>38710818
Why yes, she will hold onto all of your sperm deposits internally. They'll be kept warm and safe inside of her.

SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO TITS
THIS CAT HAS A FUNNY FACE

>>38710818
No, don't do it. She will spend it all on daughterus! Yous account will be empty.

>>38710833
My guess is there wasn't any Vtuber spam

>>38710857
Or the mods deleted them. There were missing thread slots at the bottom.

>>38710854
That would be fraud, I could take her to eros court for that

>>38710868
That could be.

Finally, I can post raijus!

>>38710868
>Mods being useful for once
I find that hard to believe.

>>38710838
damn, my sister is the best sis! I fucking love nuns!

>>38710868
>Mods doing something other than giving vacations to anons who post tits

I love my rata wife!

>>38710849
As the thread drip-judge, cheshires absolutely have drip. Shes got ssstyle.

>>38710833
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>>38710886
does that mean we'll have to start rationing our pics again?

>>38710813
Ruto is the truth because her milk was confirmed in series as EXTRA THICK.

>>38710849
FLAT CAT EROTIC

>>38710886
Just because they almost never do things in /mgt/ itself anymore.
>>38710895
Hey now, they sometimes delete soijaks.

>>38710868
>>38710886
>>38710877
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>>38710899
If there are many new threads created for a general after the last thread dies, the mods are more likely to delete them faster. It's probably not the random individual small threads they delete, but the duplicate main threads.

>>38710899
it's not bad in principle but i wouldn't expect any consistency.

Let it be known that Raijus have drip.

>>38710897
And your rata wife loves me!

>>38710887
>"Dutchess, Dutchess! You brother has impregnated every single sister in the Abby of our Loving Mother!"
>'Excellent! It means I get to see my adorable little nieces soon!'

>>38710928
i do like the strip of cloth too short to be considered hotpants

>consider cupid sisters
>older one is an Eros follower
>younger one is a Mara follower
>they're both total haremfags

>>38710899
Even if we don't, people getting some trigger discipline with the images could be nice.

>>38710937
Thats the only part I don't like. The ideal change I'd make to that costume would be replacing the thotpants with sweatpants.

>38710929
reported to KC

>>38710941
Thank you for saying this, I think I've already posted about 4. I'll cool it.

>>38710897
How are Ratas at home when they aren't working? Do they still gossip a lot?

>>38710899
Just look at what page the thread is on compared to the image count. If it's on page 10 and there aren't that many images, then you can post more.

>>38710932
I can't tell if the girl telling the Dutchess is a tattletale or just happy to tell her

>>38710946
Plapped too hard, had to take the day off :(

>>38710813
I like shy cow

>>38710897
now that is goddamn cute
>>38710932
you best believe Imma do it and imma try and do it on the first day if possible

>>38710899
We always should have

>>38710923
Oh, its for sure a dedicated shitposter that keeps doing it.

>>38710813
>tfw no Mil gf

>>38710940
>mara arrows coated in girtablilu venom
i could see it

>>38710756
So what exactly is the difference between what Mara and Bogey consider a bad person? Because I very much would prefer if there isn't an intersection here as I want to be punished by Bogey without getting my dick shrunk.

>>38710954
Its all a matter of perspective.

>>38710963
From the youngest initiate to the elder mother superior, make sure the lot of them are pregnant!
Then they can get to work doing miracles.

>>38710965
Not likely, since a lot of threads are created at the same time when the last general gets archived. It's more likely to be different anons since their generals have lots of posters.

>>38710972
>>38710959
>>38710907
>replying to cuckshit
You better all be that guy replying to himself or I'm calling Mara.

>>38710982
Honestly tl:dr it I just thought ruto was cute. Besides don't play their game they will go away

>>38710975
a bogie would mot likely find the littlest mess up as naughty while dudes trying to steal another's wife incur Mara's wrath

>>38710976
>Have fetish for nuns
>Hear about convent in the city
>Dick is already diamonds
>Get there only to see every girl there is already married and knocked up
>Have to wait for either a new member to join or 18 years to pass
>Balls are bluer than an yuki-onna's tits

Guuuuys can we not follow the blatant bait this thread

>>38710997
but anon she offered me the secret gator gumbo recipe

>>38710997
It should be common sense. Ignore and do not engage, also do not say the words, it seems to summon them for some strange reason.

>>38710996
I mean, you can maybe speak with them and see if they have a nearby branch that needs a communal husband.

>>38711006
>The secret is red pepper

>>38710996
there is probably a church for you, like the church of our milky lady, the ardent flame of holiness, the purifying cold of our lady of frost, our sacred lips, or the church of sacred warriors just to name a few

>>38710996
>18 years to pass
Those loli nuns are very upset with you, Anon.

Rata... ebil? What will she do to me???

>>38711022
It's just not my style anon. I need BIG MILKY TITS, with WIDE CHILD BEARING HIPS and a FAT JIGGLY ASS

>>38711021
I want to join the church of the church seeking goddess, where all the activities revolve around finding a church to join.

>>38710982
Buddy I'm not even focused on whatever the fuck that autism was. I'm referring to her in the manga.

Shut the fuck up and get in the cage.

What did you do this time anon?

>>38711022
>When the local church realizes they need to setup a junior branch as another guy showed up and they're short handed on girls.
I bet you they staff it with their daughters to keep a sustained nun population and also ensure their daughters can get husbands.

>>38711068
stole her cousin who works as a cop straight from the precient in braod daylight

>>38711010
Would be nice if the R part of the I&R was more effective.

>>38711069
I wonder, isn't this whatthe Ryu/Shirohebi combo is all about? Or do they not count for the "nun" thing?

>>38711068
Learned that if you pick up the "Blessing of the Bust" spell and maximize it you can cause huge dex penalties on monster girls without allowing a save and ignoring spell resistance.

>>38711093
Shrine maiden as a different flavor than nun.
That and its pure snek and doragon along with Hebis being harem adverse.

Oh sure, if a human tries to go for prim and proper angels instead of disgusting m*nsters that is pure evil and his dick shrinks, but if a filthy monster rapes the human meant to be blessed by angels that is reason for cheers and his schlong gets bigger.
Fuck Mara.

>>38711093
i do consider priestess and shrine maiden separate divisions but i can see where some might bundle them together under the holy women category.
ensuring sustainable populations of such females is important for anons fetish.

>>38710756
Massive fox milkers.

>>38711114
Is this a Mara Nun?

>>38711048
Why reply to an obvious baitpost then

>>38711127
Anon please, that's just melon/holst tier.
You gotta up your game if you want Massive Mofu Milkers

>>38711127
tiny, like said>>38711140
now this is true titty

Where are you in compared to dogs anon?

>>38711186
I am the same height as the colored human

>>38710756
If higher ranking Order people, Angels, Valkyries and Arch Angels use Latin as some "official" or ceremonial and formal language. And have Latin chanting, leitmotifs and choruses for their boss fight theme songs. What theme songs and or leitmotifs do the Demon Realms and certain monstergirls have? Especially the corrupted angels and dark Valkyries? Perhaps some similar Latin chanting but the lyrics are pertaining to falling to love, pleasure and desires?

>>38711208
there is 0 reason to think they do. please desist.

>>38711208
will you fuck off

>>38711203
Well hopefully you like you’re women bigger than you.

>>38711157
G’damn! She could feed an entire village worth of babies with those massive milkers

>>38711208
the order aren't larpers, they're just retarded. they wouldnt use latin.

>>38711242
I do

>>38711186
too small, im 178 in the useless measurements

>>38711157
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>38711186
If we don't count ears the one on the left.

I miss being able to fit on roller coasters.

Would you operate with a fox?

Welcome to Kislev, foreigner.

well?

>>38711270
she'd have to teach me, all I know is how to use and sharpen a knife

>>38711278
I'm leaving. Fuck the cold. WAIT NOT LIE KTHA-

I bet parents in MGE tells their sons that Mara will remove their dicks if they act naughty.

>>38711270
Of course. A loyal foxwife operator to have your back would be essential to removing the glowniggers.

>>38711023
Slander and blackmail you.

>>38711186
Shorter than the dog. Hopefully if I post that information on 4mon I don't get too many imagine posts

>>38711270
>"Hey you stupid Abhuman, if you ain't shooting or are reloading. GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!"
>t.Firearms instructor or the other people in the gun range to that kitsune

>>38711270
Sorry guns and killing is lame, if you don't ghost every mission you're a noob

>>38711310
Hey who said anything about actually killing people dead
The only kind of bullets we're shooting are silver bullets out here

>>38711310
>Objective: Eliminate the Targets: 0/10

Okay, what now smart-ass? Can't complete the mission until you meet the objectives.

>>38711326
Just knock them out and then fulton them to the Eros temple you dummy.

>>38711139
Because I may be an ill-made creature of low cunning but I'm going to set the record straight and happen to like Ruto.

>>38711321
>killing people dead
you are giving poor ms. haku an anyersum, anon

>>38711342
I do it on purpose

>>38711310
>he can't gun down people without killing them

>>38711278
Empire of man but the empire is ran by monster girls

>>38711270
how are you supposed to take her seriously when she's strutting around without ear protection?

>>38711364
>Just put a bullet in their leg lol
>Hit femoral artery
>They bleed out
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>38711367
It's an Order-aligned state and ally. Sigmar is a canonized saint of The Order, Archangel Servant to Illias. Unlike Lescatie (Brettonnia), Empire of Man would still be as it is but Order-aligned if in MGE context...

Took such lore bits from that Warhammer Fantasy anon from the monstergirl /tg/ thread of before

just stop

>your older childhood friend alps because she read some doujin from zipangu and self inserted as the onee-san monster and the imagined 'you' as the shota who was getting endlessly mindbroken

>>38711425
Why are you still alive?

mussy>every other monster pussy

How long would it actually take for you to find a monstergirl in MGE? Their world is fucking huge, and any battles between monstergirls and humans are more skirmishes that happen in bumfuck nowhere mostly and are minor at best. All the major fighting is still done between human states and I'm assuming humans still majorly outnumber monstergirls and control vastly more land.

What are the odds you'd get eaten by some wilderness beast or even mindless demon creature before coming across a monstergirl in your travels?

I drew a greenworm really fast

>>38711509
I like to think the majority of the population of the world are monsters and human are the sexy minority.

>>38711526
love it , greenworn bro

>>38711528
I think its the opposite, with monsters being the sexy minority.

Is there a monster girl who can rape in a polite and noble way?

>>38711526
Now draw me a greenworm eating a lettuce leaf

>>38711310
>>38711393
>killing
This isn't what I intended when I posted fox operator. I'm a /k/ autist, I like guns, and I also like MGE. BUT I'm aware and understand that gore and violence isn't tolerated in MGE.
Even personally I don't really like needless violence that much.
Therefore it's obvious that the only types of munitions that firearms in MGE would be using are silver bullets, no? That's what I like to believe at least

>>38711509
Considering there's multiple gods that are absolutely in the market for single dudes you'd have pretty good odds.

>>38711560
Apophis or any Lamia, really.

>>38711364
>he can't kill people without killing them

>>38711509
demonbeasts won't body you unless provoked and even then they don't kill you.
take a boat- poseidons reach is far.
being an order conscript likely ends you up in one of those bumfuck places.
volunteer at an eros church
find some bacchus revelry
follow the old lady who says she has candy
accidently wonderland

>>38711526
I thought she badly put lipstick on from the thumbnail.

>>38711562
You good /k/Fag. Demon silver bullets would just be better paintball. Its a good idea.

>>38711593
>volunteer at an eros church
You know, I always forget that these are accepted even in Order territory. For some reason.

The Rapey and or dominant monstergirls be rapey until the human boy(s) says:

"Lets just be friends."

>>38711618
Imagine a Hellhound crying

You are approached by two angels; one of Eros, one of Mara.
The former promises everlasting love. The latter promises the same + a fucking enormous phallus.

Which angel do you choose to follow?

>>38711618
being friends-that-are-rapidly-approaching-being-fuckbuddies-then-seconds-later-married with rapey monster girls sounds good

>>38711618
Monster girls greatest fear is being trapped in the friendzone

>>38711612
eros ladies do make excellent, eloquent ambassadors and love is quite universal.
i mean i'd be going to church if i got to hug a gandharva

>>38710756

How to rape a hellhound 101
>Pretend to be injured
This will cause the hellhound's protective instinct to override her rape instinct
>Wait for her to turn around
She will inevitably try to get help so use this to your advantage
>Jump on her back pinning her on her fours and doggystyle her
She'll now become any basic bitch in heat and eagerly take your dick like the bitch she is
>Get raped back
Sure she'll rape you back and bruise your pelvis but that's to be expected, the stain of a human dominating her will forever remain though

>>38711678
faking injuries and danger just sounds mean

>>38711639
eros i guess. i don't want to have to buy new pants.

>>38711695
It's fair anon, monster girls are naturally stronger than humans so unless the chief goddess blessed your dick, or you're massively over leveled she's much strong than you

>>38711639
Eros desu senpai.

>>38711639
Just go with both.

>>38711481
doromes give the best hugs

>>38711817
i'd be going bunyip but i respect it

How much shitposting online do you think Dragons do?

>>38711840
If anyone starts claiming that humans are the issues to monsters not having enough sex then it’s a dragon

>>38710897
I want a tour of Rata's house!

>>38711713
are levels an actual part of mge? is there classes?

>>38711879
I hope so. I want to be a pyromancer and become fire.

>>38711713
Her being 'much stronger' doesn't matter, playing with someone's protective instincts is really cruel.

>>38711879
where exists level drain must exist levels

>>38711898
I thought leveldrain was just threadcanon

>>38711904
it's legitimate nymphomancy. sabbath grimoire.

>>38711914
never touched it because of the 'sabbath' in the title. is it worth a read even if you don't like them?

>>38711930
it's got a lot of info on the nature of magic, various spells and magical tools. i'd say it's worth a read but i'm fairly tolerant.

>>38710975
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>>38710982
I just woke up from a coma, the hell is a Mara? Please consider this cow as suitable payment for information.

>>38711953
basically a goddess who bestows anons with big dicks, from what i can tell. KC has been posting about her on twatter.

are we going to be ok?

>>38711953
Imagine waking up from a coma, it's fifteen years later, your nurse walks in and she's a Succubus. While you were out the portals opened and Earth changed forever, for the better.

>>38711972
I'm not certain as to what you're refering to, but I have a few assumptions. In all cases, yes. Eyes forward, because it looks good.

>>38711972
No, Anon. Welcome to the end.

Guy: I really want to have a Sally bodyguard waifu, but I suck at fighting
Other "gods": Sorry, Sallys are not for protectionfags, git good!

Eros and KC: Dont worry! Just confess your feelings to her and she will understand. Just be sincere and dont give up!

Mara: STOP CRYING, JUST TAKE THIS BIG DICK INFUSED WITH MY SPECIAL SPELL, APPROACH A SALAMANDER AND FUCK HER!

Guy: B-but I dont even know her... she is so strong, I fear she will fight me o-

Mara: FUCK HER! JUST. FUCK. HER.

JUST FUCK HER
U
S
T

F
U
C
K

H
E
R
!!

JUST PUSH HER DOWN, GRAB YOUR BIG DICK AND RAM HER! SHE IS A SINGLE MONSTER GIRL WITH NO MAN SET IN HER HEART YET! FUCK HER! SHE WANTS A FIGHT?! FIGHT HER ON THE BED! EVEN IF DUE THE SURPRISE, SHE USE HER SWORD AGAINST YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH VIRILITY THE MAMONO SILVER CUTS WILL JUST MAKE YOU HORNIER AND MORE FEROCIOUS AND YOU CAN JUST PUSH HER DOWN!

RAM HER! RAM HER SO THOROUGHLY HER EYES BECOME HEARTS AND SHE WILL BECOME SO ADDICTED TO YOUR DICK, SHE WILL WANT TO PROTECT YOUR WEAK ASS!!!!! EROS SAYS TO CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS, BUT WITH WORDS IT DOESN'T COME SO STRONGLY, SO AT TIMES A MAN HAS TO CONFESS MULTIPLE TIMES! THERE IS NO BETTER CONFESSION THAN JUST FUCKING HER! SHOOT YOUR FEELINGS STRAIGHT INTO HER! USE YOUR MALE TOOL TO CLAIM YOUR FEMALE! SEE THAT SALAMANDER GUARD OVER THERE, DON'T WAIT, GO THERE AND FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!!!!

>>38711997
you posted this last thread
funny, but still. no need.

Get hunted by Ocelomeh but... its not an adult one

>>38712000
I had to post it with the image of Sally getting railed, tried last thread, but the image limit was reached. Now Im satisfied.

>>38711953
Fuck I don’t but merch at all but I want me one of those.
>>38711972
Probably not no, but it’s not gonna be the end of the world either.

>>38712019
fairs. you are forgiven.

>>38712038
It will be the end for billions though.

>>38711959
This information is...not nearly sufficient despite the oddball concept. Please take this best MG contained within as payment and elaborate further if you can.

>>38711972
>>38711988
>>38711995
I wouldn't mind knowing what we're talking here either. Comas fucking suck.

>>38711997
I want to be commanded and guided on how to fuck one of maras angels by mara herself!

>>38712066
From what can be gleaned so far she's bros with Eros and they're basically both love goddesses, but Eros gets to hold the reins in the current era so Mara just gives her input, but she's a much bigger fan of more primal love and likes giving out big schlongs for good deeds. Also she has some other stuff where she'll turn your dick off if you're an NTRfag or something along those lines. The last part probably was influenced by KC thinking about committing war crimes lately due to rampant cuckshit.

>>38712066
>using monster girls as payment
thats slavery, you sick fuck.

>>38712145
They all consented.

>>38712089
Man KC making his own memes what a madlad.

Is he still making that game?

>be sad, lonely and bored
>on a whim start talking to a pair zombies
>not like they can understand you anyway
>go home
>they follow you
>might as well take them in
>"try" to get them to play games with you
>still talk to them even if it's largely fruitless
>the only people you talk to are your zombies that you pretend are your friends
>but at least you are not lonely anymore

>>38712236
God I miss Bubuzuke. The god-king of slimes that never did many of them and now apparently does nothing but light latex femdom

"Keep moving onwards. Not interested in this monsterization or monster mana what have you. I SAID NO THANK YOU, please."

why are you posting?

>>38712256
He has some god-tier h-manga too. Man knows how to draw the most erotic mouths of all time.

>>38712256
I'd post that one rear-view he did but even though there's gushing slime some janny might think there's enough of a vulva to count as porn

pov: you're about to be tricked

>>38712312
cute alos calling a fox cute is how you make thier plans go to shit

>>38712145
It's terrible, isn't it? So disgusting. It flies in the face of logic and sanity. This ruinous practice spits on the great institution of slavery. Everyone knows humans are more valuable and make better slaves.

In recent news:

I'm glad the Winterstown Government has finally sent both Police and Military Forces to round up and arrest all those stupid (Orderite and human) truckers in blocking the roads and honking their stupid horns. Finally! I can get proper sleep and my pet (actual) cat can stop fear-pooping in the bed.

Call the Black Facing Prime Minister of Winterstown a tyrant and all, but I'm glad those stoopid honkers are rounded up!

>>38712312
This character has style and grace. Good design, but is she a monster girl?

>>38712336
im gonna kick you in the ribs

>*Marching Troops noises*

>>38712341
haha
authoritarianism

Haven't been feeling well lately, going to check myself into the MG clinic. What should I expect?

>>38712280
I've posted it before

>>38712065
Humanity will continue, it always does, and as we can see with so many previous cultures where there are humans there are monster fuckers.

>>38712010
>Tail keeps whacking your face periodically.

>>38712372
Haha, freezing of assets with no way to fight against it

>>38712342
dunno. i'm always a sucker for hip wiggles though

>>38712145
Oh but it’s fine when they enslave human boys to sell as husbands right?

>>38712408
no
slavery bad
concent good

>>38712341
Cucks don't deserve any sleep

>>38712351
>implying he can unchain himself
I hope you remembered the safeword. Can't kick her while chained.

>>38712424
what safeword? its slavery not bdsm.

>>38712394
Mara, grant all thieves a micropenis.

>>38711997
>the best confessions are projectiles
Can confirm. Shooting feelings is always the correct answer.

Need Eros Valkyrie to protect me from super lewd Mara cultists

What if you get saved by a group of Order Heroes/Paladins from a rape group of monstergirls? And then they take you in under their care, train you to be a devout faithful and a future holy knight of the realm? What do?

>>38712435
>he thinks dark elf slavery is not bdsm
>he forgot the safeword
Anon I...

>>38712446
less theft, more of a punishment without first letting people defend themselves

>>38712466
I don't know, probably get an angel or something.

>>38712406

>>38712466
Call them fags and immediately go back to getting raped

Need Mara Valkyrie to worship my mara and corrupt Eros Valkyries

>>38712466
betray them at earliest convenience

>>38711526
good to see that you're still hard at work, greenworm anon!

>>38712471
oh wait fuckithisispoliticsno
quick someone get a mindflayer on me

>>38712406
>>38712474

>>38712406
I'm sure to win, because my speed is superio-

>>38711997
I like the idea that mara philosophy is "If it getting your dick wet. It's not worth the time" and is a stereotypical frat bro just wanting her best bros to slay pussy all the time.

>>38712449
it's pretty neato how cupids can shoot their feelings into your heart in the manner of a love letter. we don't talk about that arrow all that much.

>>38712408

The recent lore dump on Mara made me think MGE needs an expansion on the traditional shoulder angel trope so anons in a moral dilemma get advice that isn't just from the chief goddess or the fallen goddess.

>"Welcome to Lothern. Do you have your papers and credentials? Yes, we're aware you're from Court Alf. Yes, we're aware your here for Merchant Guild business, but we still got protocols and precautions to take. You wouldn't wanna end up locked up like that other merchant and his wolf wife illegally smuggling apples, do you? So, papers please."

>>38712526
>mara angel
>crush that pussy
>crush that pussy
>crush that pussy
>eros angel
>also say that you love her
apart from being a little more crass it's not all that much different

awful lot of /tg/ posting today

>>38712515
Cold sniper kudere with a heart of gold in underrated. Anons say they appreciate the Mara Brand Dick Embiggening Arrows, patent pending. But none of them ever thank the tireless Cupids aiming sharp projectiles at their dicks. Dickshots are hard to pull off, y'know?

>>38712556
>Shoulder Mara Angel says to crush that pussy
>Should Devil says to crush that pussy
>Eros Angle says to hold her hand and say something lovey dovey
>Mara and Devil zoom backward holding onto each other in abject fear / Awe of Eros Angel

>>38712556
I believe everyone should have a voice

The vampiric mantlehug cannot be beaten. Winghugs and tailhugs come close, but the mantlehug reigns supreme.

>>38712544
Nice digits. Tfw I brought grapes. What do bros?
-Give her the paperwork, accept punishment.
-'Accidentally' drop the paper work and do a sexy dance while picking it up.
-Slip her some money while handing her the papers.
-Try to outrun a fast outdoorsy elf.
-Write in.

>mara sea bishop
hmmmm

>>38712605
>most men get a mara and eros angel that usually comment on their life choices.
>Will always side with you no matter what and will have the same goals as you.
>They also both try to build you a harem.

>>38712615
kick her in the ribs. fucking bureaucrat.

>>38712612
>vampires taking credit for Werebat techniques by making up words
Lies. This is why no one ever brings you fruit baskets.

>>38710756
>>38710768
https://vocaroo.com/11n7Sv4eFmCx

>>38712544
N'Kari should have wiped you all out

>>38712635
Doubt a heamovore would have much use for a fruit basket

>>38712605
So what you're saying is you want a

>Angel Fairy
>Amazonian Angel Fairy
>Fallen God Angel Fairy
>Dragon Fairy
>Fae Fairy
>Succubus Fairy
>Imp Larping as a Fairy
>All 4 Elemental Nature Fairies
>Fairy Fairy

Because you'd need to have some broad shoulders and plenty of skull room for all that to barrage you with advice all day.

>>38712646
i could slip a blood orange in there

>>38712652
Everyone should have a fairy friend.

>>38712646
oranges for vitamin c to keep hubby's blood levels up

>>38712652
>>Dragon Fairy
Sounds cute

>>38712635
Incorrect, he explicitly cited the Mantle they wear and not wings. It can also be dubbed a chlamys as well.

>>38712652
That's exactly what I want and I think seeing them all perched on his shoulders and head would be cute

>>38712667

>>38712626
she catches your leg with her arms, and kicks your remaining leg out from under you. holding your leg tightly she plants her foot on your crotch in a firm but pleasant way. grinning and wrinkling her nose she jostles your crotch with her foot. she opens her cheeky mouth and says:

-i can smell the grapes. fruit smuggling is prohibited under custom regulation 6.8. enjoy jail criminal scum
-i can smell your grapes. testicle smuggling is prohibited under custom regulation 6.8. enjoy jail in my house criminal scum
-did it hurt when you fell you grape smuggling bastard
-did it hurt when you fell from heaven you grape smuggling bastard
-write in

>>38712645
>>38712544
Headcanon: The Fallen Goddess seethes at the mere sight and mention of the Asur because they successfully fought back against a mamono/Pandemonium Faith monster invasion. Thus, Blue Balling The Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium Mamono and denying them cute elf boy dicks and elf girl pussy to monsterize and corrupt.

>>38712080
You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE!

*massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
*Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods
*Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen is are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

>>38712544
>You wouldn't wanna end up locked up like that other merchant and his wolf wife illegally smuggling apples, do you? So, papers please."

Jesus Christ! What did Craft Lawrence and Holo do to piss off the Asur?

>>38712646
>>38712676
>hemavore
>chlamys
There it is again. Lies. Vampires are always making up words. That's why people think Vampires are responsible for the the Dracula-Alucard. But it's a Werebat thing quit trying to steal it. Vampires steal fruit and shit guano all over the Order barracks too. Quit making up words and stealing all the shady places.

>>38712719
t. dhampire

>>38712685
no. i kicked her in the ribs.

>>38712713
They smuggled apples, clearly.

>>38712591
>after the brief respite anon is flooded with the continued suggestions
>fuck that pussy
>fuck that pussy
>hold her hand
>anon hears fuck that hand
>trolls finally win

>>38712719
Their chlamys is no mere affection I assure you...

>>38712703
Okay Goddess Mara. Tell me or enlighten me. How can I, a faithful of The Fallen Goddess and a denizen of the Pandemonium Realm successfully lewd and monsterize the Asur? AKA, The High Elves >>38712544

I' am a member of a militant wing of the Fallen Goddess Faith that want to correct the Fallen Goddess' biggest failure of a conquest that is lewding the Asur. Better known as the High Elves. We are going to make the Fallen Goddess proud, please share us some wisdom and guide o' Mara.

You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE!

*massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
*Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods
*Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen to shame, are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

You will NOT insult hags

>>38712736
appol

>>38712772
I WILL insult hags lovingly. In fact, by calling them hags you've also insulted them. Shame on you.

>>38712652
Respectively:
>praise the overgod by fucking that pussy
>get on your back and get fucked by that pussy
>fuck all of her holes while doing a handstand
>skreeee do not fuck inside a car skreee
>gives a complex riddle the solution is fucking that pussy
>fuck that pussy
>twirks on your face while calling you a faggot
>fuck that pussy but don't cross the strea-*sexual explosion*
>twirks on your face

>>38712779
A pale cocoon

>>38712764
>implying that vampire clams are better
Is this as lewd as it looks?

do you guys love your wives?

>>38712809
yes, how is that even question

>>38712676
But LC confirmed that the mantle is their wings Anon, you gotta accept the fact that you care getting special big wing hugs.

>>38712612
>>38712676
Vampires are Chuuni dorks

>>38712809
I do not have one.

>>38712816
It is both wings and a chlamys at the same time so it can be neither a wing hug nor a mantle hug.

If you don't understand, what I'm trying to say is that VAMPIRES ARE BULLSHIT

>>38712612
Vampires end up giving the best kinds of hugs. But beware, a hug can easily lead to a bite. Though there isn’t much problem with that to me.

>>38711981
I was thinking of writing a coma story but keep procrastinating

>yeah that's wonderful, ahh the youth in love... What if his dick was like three times as big haha, as a joke
>Mara-Chan we talked about this!
>oh come on, she's a big girl, she could take it whole
>Mara-chan, please. Stop reading those comic books, you keep in your room.
>Look, baby. All I'm saying that if his dick was thick as tree and fucking massive, it would pump that wet cunt so much better, imagine all the fucking juices pouring over that girthy monster cock...
>You need therapy, Mara-chan!

>>38712840
Vampires can't keep leveraging their stellar hugs for blood. It's unfair!

>>38712856
Hey apparently getting bitten by a vamp feels really good. It also leaves her open to any kind of groping you might want to do on her.

>>38712840
I'm just going to avoid undead zones. Those are my bodily fluids and I'm not going to let some leech take them

>>38712842
>but keep procrastinating
stop that

>>38712840
>I receive: blood
>You receive: fat vampire titties on your back
Deal.

>>38712879
Be careful anon, you never know if she might go below the belt while she sucks you.

>>38712891
>she might go below the belt
Hey, if she didn't I was going to.

>>38712879
Gonna need to sweeten the deal. I'm also gonna need that ass.

>>38712526
>Eros angel
>tell her you love her
>Mara angel
>then bend her over the couch and smash that pussy
>Dark Angel
>stick it in her butt too
And FFS stock giving warhammerfaggotry (you)s

>>38712080
You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE! *massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF! *Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods *Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen, are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick, your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

>>38712703
>>38712771
>>38712922
What the fuck

>holstar trys to be subtle in giving you a glass of milk
>Don't brake eye contact and drink it slowly
>the request to drink from the bottle and go for a squeeze
>???
>wake up in morning with wife

>>38712901
That's not part of the deal, it's just something that's easy to take when she's blood drunk.

RIDE HUSBAND
LIFE GOOD

>>38712688
Hmm this got me thinking, what would corrupted Asrai be like? It's always high elf and dark elf, how come no one wants to corrupt the wood elves?

>>38712922
What the fuck are you doing man

>>38712938
I have altered the deal. Pray that I do not include the pussy as well.

Honestly, Mara is a great solution to all those whiners, crying "what if you got isekaid deep into human territory and couldn't find your waifu?".
Mara would just listen to your complains, pick you up and drop you straight into a coomer den of some horny representative of your preffered species.

>>38712964
Sorry Draculas, Choco-bat is undeniable.

I will go on a scooby do style tour across MGE-land
solving mysteries and fucking ghosts with a tall kobold head wife

>>38712246
Wow that's much nicer than what'd I do to a zombie, I'd molest them everyday and use them like a love doll. Probably wouldn't even cuddle with them afterwards unless it was late enough, just leave them there with my seed spilling out as I go back to gaming

I like getting itams of affection
like getting a trinket made out of the monsters scales/feathers/broken fangs and stuff

I require the BRATTIEST baphomets available.

Reminder to marry and interbeed with foxkind

fuck it! lets go!
IDEA BUCKET TIME
>1. something involving a creeping coin and the phrase "disregard bitches, aqire currency
>2.Everyday doings of golem-chan: mute golem that gets up to stuff
>3.GAMERA: ushi osho that has the powers of gamera, and is a "friend" to a little boy
>4.Weapon heist: following the lescatie repot book on weapons. a well intention theif steals a demon silver weapon so he can robin hoot people without killing them, not knowing the own of the weapon is coming for him
>5. too much meta: hakutaku and anon discuss what people want too see in stories
>6. Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
>7. sugar: Soldier beetle has a sugar addiction and keeps promting anon to buy fruit and sweet things

>>38713237
Gamera-chan keeps losing on purpose!

>>38713237
>robin hoot
noble owl of the forest?

>>38713244
Robin Hoot and Anon's john fucking in the forest~

>>38713237
>Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
That sound like it would be pretty fun.

>>38713237
>6. Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
>Demon gives anon this and tells him she will dominate him
>anon accepts the challenge
>gulps it down
>gets so much energy he ends up sprinting and parkour-ing through the city
>finally crashes on his bed 2 hours later
>demon just tut tuts as she walks up to him in a baydoll

>>38712956

Correcting typos.

>>38713039

Mara is the kind of girl that upon saying you cant get said girl (if monster and single) and that you are giving up, would materialize just next to you and punch you in the face calling you an idiot, then would extend her hand to you, ask you if you are okay, and drag you to the nearest pub to plan how to get your waifu, all the time talking in vulgarities.

>>38713463
Virgin Eros working behind the curtains to push lovers towards their destiny.
VS
Stacy Mara giving you giant cock and selling you the best pickup line she saw on 4mon

I think the sabbath has marked my friend, should i be worried that he'll be taken in the middle of the night and to drowin in goat demon cunny?

>>38713491
Fear not anon, I offer myself as a substitute.

>>38713491
stand by him so both of you can drown in goat cunny instead
but hey, most sabbath branches have a gaming arcade for their oniichans to enjoy so its not all bad

All gyarus praise to Mara. Eros is for nerds.

>>38713659
pray*

Mara Sabbath

>>38713712
Yes please. The Fallen God Sabbath is also acceptable.

>>38713947
>Fallen God Sabbath
I have the desire to know more.

Now that I have woken up, I can post the best monster girl.

Kikimara

>>38713230
The only races worth interbreeding are elves,vampires and angels.
The rest are a waste of time/genes

]>>38713398
>use drink to go toe to toe with hellhound
>3am
>anon has a can shoved into his mouth while she's still riding him
>around the bed is lettered with cans

>>38714129
>lettered
This hurts the haku

>>38714155
your mom hurts the haku

>>38714121
you are offensively basic

>>38714121
I'm sorry anon, but you are incorrect. The real answer is cows, dogs, and dragons.

>the dog you adopted and basically grew up with becomes your wife

We talk about kiki maids and shog maids
And there is an example of anubis and sphinx maids
but what about golem maids?

>>38714711
>>38715126
Big friendly dogs

>>38715143
cleo the big red kobold

>>38715129
They're overshadowed by Automaton maids, but there's nothing wrong with them either.

>>38715236
also known as those fucking roombas by every other maid

>>38715126
Beeg doggo! Would make for great warm snuggles.

>>38715352
>tfw no big overly protective, needy, attention seeking doggirl who's insisted on being the big spoon since you were kids

>Someone tried to cook pasta in gatorade and then add flour to make a "sauce"
I bet any man caught "cooking" like that would get immediately taken by KikiGB. Or would get a demon assigned to him, with a very strict contract.
Imagine eating so awfully that they decide you need to get taken into custody.

>>38714711
Need this

>>38715776
I want to put toothpaste on her hotdog.

Vamps are the only way friends, submit yourself to your local vampire today.

I wanna kiki to give me sloppy kisses.
I wanna kiki to cover my face with her spit.

>>38715838
Okay but will she play Muv-Luv with me and hug me when it makes me sad?

https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1496113050746769417?t=BooY9SgdM_cZp5EC7e8d6w&s=19
Damn, Siths look like THAT?

>>38715838
Nah, I like warm hugs.

>>38715942
Would

>>38715838
dorks the lot of them, ill just break in their castles just to steal some beds

>>38715942
They look better than the official ones, I'd fuck those

>>38715129
Golems are strong, reliable, and (unlike Automatons) widely available. I could imagine my wife getting one to help around her workshop

>>38715942
>not even the better sith
Pass.

>>38715942
Still not my cup of tea. I prefer skin over fur

>>38715838
>Vamps

>>38715838
nah, but i will just live in her house as if it was mine and pretend she is the intruder

>>38715942
>Maine Coon sisters
You know, a year or two ago I had an idea for a Maine Coon Cait Sith, but never did anything with her because (thread autism). Basically a big, responsible Nee-chan type.

These two are cute. Very fluffy.

>>38712259
fags like this one deserve a permaban.

>>38715838
Look at that dork.
>>38716145
Don't forget the pipe.

Would you live in a matriarchy?

>>38716161
imma need the tattoo as well, to complete the look. Just imagine the look on her face when she wakes up and finds some rando is on the couch reading a book upside down

>>38716198
With mge mamono absolutely.

>>38716198
yup, would be fun being the rebellious male

>>38716198
I want to run away and join the monstergirl circus

>>38716198
MGE matriarchy? Yeah, sure.
Honestly the worst of it would be sexism by low expectations and everything else would be way better than what it is now.

>>38716230
same, i wanna be those acrobats that take the biggest risks

>>38716198
Sure

>>38716198
I prefer Sandworm Anarchy

>>38716232
>sexism by low expectations
It's not like anyone believes in me anyway.

>>38716266
I want a Sandworm to make me a sandwich. I'm incredibly curious about how she would go about cooking.

Found this and tried to OCR and machine translate it:
(左)一般的な奴隷売買のイメージ
https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1496108626309795843
(右)魔界における奴隷売買のイメージ
(Left)General image of slave trading
(Right)Image of slave trading in the demon world

逃走防止の首輪
Escape prevention collar
自由はない
No freedom
雑な値札
Messy price tags
可哀想
pitiful
ポロポロの服
tattered clothes
非人道的な扱い
Inhumane treatment

怪我・迷子防止の
魔法を宿した首輪
Injury and stray prevention
A collar with magic in it
商品(男性)の個人情報や
推しポイントが沢山書いてある
商品(男性)の個人情報や
推しポイントが沢山書いてある
嬉しそうor恥ずかしそう
Looks happy or looks embarassed
清潔て魔物好みな服
l(監修:アークインプ)
Clean and demon-friendly clothes
l (Supervision: Arc Imp)
基本的に自由
Basically free
購人して即合体可
Can be purchased and combined immediately. ???

>>38710756

>>38716403
Monster girls do all that, when all they have to do is make puppy eyes and say "I'm not good enough for you, is that it?"

>>38716403
Honestly I would be pretty bummed that she waited until I collapsed to kidnap me or something. It would be quite charming if she kindly offered me food and shelter before I reached that state. This is why no ones wants to get raped nowadays.

>>38716403
Lamiae definitely are up there as a category of MG I'd be super happy with/extremely weak against.
I'm starved for physical contact, so I don't think I could resist being coiled around.

>>38716465
>>38716485
Those are the easy ways. She's a predator, let her have her fun.

>>38716547
She won't have that much fun when I make her sleep on the couch.

>>38716571
>takes you back to her place
>sucks you dick while you're unconscious
>you wake up as she's riding you, probably knocked her up
>still make her sleep on the couch
Based.

What would it mean if a dragon has pink scales?

>>38716113

>>38716714
Eros dragon. I actually want to see that.