/jp/ - Otaku Culture

good times

cuttlefish though

hairy

You know what we need? More plant girls

So how does a man get a monsterwife if he's stuck in human territory?

Asking for a friend

>>38642424
>>>/aco/

>>38642449
Pray really hard (preferably while hard) to Eros/Fallen God.

>>38642449
Tulpa.

>>38642449
>Walk out into woods
>Find slime
>They’re everywhere even the most safest starter village
>Or find a kobold
>They’re tolerated by order fags cause they’re man’s best friend

How many times can you pull the "give her a actual pie when she asks for a creampie" on a bogie before she stops finding it funny?

>>38642485
Are there other monsters who would be tolerated by the Order besides kobolds, either legally or de facto?

>>38642510
I always imagined weresheep and holsts would fill that niche to, but weirdly only kobolds have that tidbit about being accepted in order society. And angels would obviously be accepted as well

>>38642510
a lot of eros monsters get a free pass. gandharvas even get to openly tempt people as a "test".
i might have to take a lot of tests.

>>38642485
Yeah, they may be 'tolerated' but keep in mind; you try marrying her, you're getting the guillotine.

>>38642385
Nessa also fits well as a mermaid.
AAAAAAAAAA tfw no Nessa wife

>>38642485
If I grabbed a Parasite Slime that hadn't taken over a host yet, put it in a glass jar, and jacked off into it enough, would I have successfully married it without it having "completed" its form? Could I just walk around with the mated Parasite Slime in a jar until I found a body I liked and just throw the slime at it until I find one that sticks?

Telling your cheshire wife she can't wear her "Epstein did nothing wrong" t-shirt to her sister's wedding

I love my vampire wife.

I just saw footage of Elden Ring where you can be held by the Maiden, your head in her bosom.
Though I'd share that.

I don't want sex, just service. What monsters would be happy with that?

>>38642544
Where's my Bea snek?

>>38642739
does she have four ears AND horns?

>>38642778
Yes, It seems so. BTW, why is that she's so associated with kissing? I don't know anything about granblue.

>>38642739
Man. Imagine frenching your monsterwife.

>>38642739
damn that looks comfy

>>38642809
She's a fluffy girl

>>38642819
for you

>>38642678
Link?

>>38642872
>>>/v/589068923

>>38642889
>you are... very warm
Hug the undead right now.

>>38642889
Wew

Reasons to to leave bed

What would you for the snu snu

>>38643004
There's uhh
You could like, get tea or something

gonna tell Grelia I've got a bad case of ligma

Haha, pelvis go smashy-smashy.

>>38643004
I've been in bed all day, im fucking bored

>>38642510
Wasnt there a time KC said that the order doesnt fuck with men married to hellhounds?
If so i guess any sufficently strong mamano, they wont truly be accepted its just that they wont do anything to them.

I am so starved for warmth adn affection that I'd lose to first "Hey handsome", from any monster girl that I'm not repulsed by.

>>38642397
What does she plan on doing with those tentacles?

>>38643273
Fag

what could possibly make a succ act up like this?

RPG update fucking where, KC?

whoops!

no bullying the elder dragon

>>38643386
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART,
much better than a,
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART
>>38643388
Love and hate have one in common - passion, and it's the core of both. Figure out the rest.
>>38643428
When it's done.
>>38643472
What's happening here? Danuki used a spell to escape captivity, by switching places, and her captors servants found out they have been "torturing" their master?

I will never lose to monster pussy.
You hags do your wor-

>>38643428
Next update features local co-op functionality with your monster girl wife, therefore first he needs to figure out how to open the portals.

>>38643700
So nice of hags to solve the captcha and click send.

I want to hug and cuddle the nearest single monster near me, sorta like this image.

>>38643700
There's no way those hags understand computers enough to send that

>>38643841
Go on /pol/, /his/ or /news/ and you'll see how many easily trolled boomers are there

>>38643388
>succ keeps trying to catch anon for herself
>anon is simply too good at dodging her
>he never lets up on the victory taunts either
>succ swears one day she'll beat him
>trains her ass off and learns some of the most terrifyingly powerful seduction magic available
>as she finally squares off against her archnemesis and prepares to fire off
>"I surrender."
>....what?
>"you win, I surrender"
>now she'll never beat him
>can only rape him while passionately crying in joy that she finally got him and screaming how much she hates him
i expect that space jockey and maybe some salamanders will meet a similar fate.

>>38643956
>all this time and you never gave up
>I love you, be my wife.
And then she promptly bursts into tears

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

>>38643956
>some salamander
He's married to Dragon commander in Manga, and their actors are married too.

>>38643967
Good morning sir, Eros bless you. Do the needful and do not jerk off.

>>38643978
>snow jinko
pp hard

Imagine a dragon coming to your workplace and kidnapping you infront of your boss

>>38644017
>your boss is a dragoncel
>she refuses to let you go

>>38643240
>the Order declares that you must be a Hero because only a Hero could tame a dragon (and they can't spare an entire army to fight her)

Wierd thought of signing a demons contract in they style of the "friends from the other side" song

>>38643810
God crabman really should have stuck to porn, especially of his giant big tittied brown girls.

>>38643978
What's with all the niggers on this thread today?

>>38644449
(You)

>38644449
Not going to pretend you're a jew and fling shit on Eastern Euros today, senpai?
Or do you want to claim MGE was retconned from goreverse and monster girls only love chad?
Fuck off

>>38644510
I want to use my gaming skills and history/culture knowledge to become the chad to a group of ultra nerd monster girls.

Slime is a good girl! Doing her best and growing her business!

MGE gameshow where anons are air-dropped into hagville with their only objective being to survive and escape

So how do you deal with the constant dark priestess trying to convert you into their church?
>Hello sir, do you have a moment to talk about The fallen goddess?

>>38644892
>MGE gameshow
Yeah, that's all fun and games until you get a challenge like "try to sign as many demon contracts as possible".
How am I meant to deal with 8 demon wives?

>>38644908
Well, YOU signed up for it.
play demon games, win demon prizes.

>>38644916
>demon prizes
Wait, is that DEMON prizes or demon PRIZES?
I feel like I've been bamboozled.
That and apparently there's debt collector coming after my soul since I apparently sold it to all of them.

>>38644895
tell them you're already part of some other religious movement, without actually being part of any
then observe as the factions engage in the most passive-aggressive war that cults of love goddesses can engage in. if you're lucky, they stop bothering everyone for a while, or have a civil but heated sportsball competition for who gets to pester each area; if you're unlucky you now live with one servant of each religion, good luck and may your pelvis survive.

>>38644982
Should've read the fine print written in invisible ink

>>38644982
The lesson here is never write your real name on anything a demon gives you.

>>38645041
Will the demons all go to demon court to determine who owns what?

>>38645075
>Use fake name
>it's still valid in demon courts
Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>38645041
But anon, if you do that in MGC you'll get sentenced to 4 day rape in prison by that demon.

>>38645075
But anon, if you do that in MGC you'll get sentenced to 4 day rape in prison by that demon.

>>38643835
Call up the Yeti Dakimakura Service line and they'll send one of their biggest agents

>>38643835
look under you bed or in your closet

>>38645339
Do they offer a hag/christmas cake package?
>>38645636
I don't see anything out of the ordinary..

Gonna put a shock collar on a Raiju during sex.

>>38645730
You looked, now look behind you

>>38645755
BOOGIEBOOGIEBOOGIE

>>38645748
Madman!

>>38645755
I've already turned off the lights and I'm slowly walking back to bed, turned around and only saw darkness. I'm safe in my own home.

>>38646064
>safe
>not being cuddled
Pick one.

>>38646064
do you dare peer into the void? There might be something there

>>38646064
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>>38646181
Grue?

>>38642510
Unfallen Angels and Valks?

>>38646181
What would a grue look like in MGE anyways

>>38645730
>Do they offer a hag/christmas cake package?
You don't know what you're asking for stranger, you can't handle their oldest, biggest dire Yeti

>>38646316
>weak knees, fragile hips, bad back, and no endurance
Send her to me. I ain't scared a' no hags.

Gazer deserves more love

>>38646383
>old
>dire
>>weak
maybe compared to younger yetis

Gazer is a fluffy girl

>>38646664
We recognize her fuff but refuse to grant her the rank of mofu

When it comes to angels what do you prefer?
small or BIG wings?

>>38647024
Big for better wing hugs.
Also more imposing on girls

>>38647024
i bully winglets

>>38646998
For the best. Gazer is too good to get grouped in with shady foxes

>>38647024
As with height, big is sexy, small is cute. I'd take either.

>>38647215
Is that a Nemo full armor?

>>38647305
I'd still ensure the 'duke' has heirs to continue her line.

>>38643967
>I love Jinkos
so do I.

>>38647495
>Why yes I do support men's rights
>...will you pet my ears now that I've said it

>>38642385

>>38647543
The prince is a lot more voluptuous than I remember.

Is she the reason why the ice cream machine is always broke?

>>38647603
Nah she’s the reason they run out of vegetables for the burgers. You can blame the machine not working on the gremlin behind the counter.

>>38647603
Worm

>>38642385

>>38647710
Why am I so weak against demons in super-skimpy armor?

>>38647710
>ibenz009
oh no

>>38647569
Do your duty, continue the royal line to the great confusion of the courtiers.

>>38647752
Their art is pretty good if you ignore the faggotry.

>>38647710
>>38647752
>>38647786
>good art
>scenarios range from leaving you feeling uncomfortable to straight up horrifying
many such cases

>>38642853
>fwumph

>>38643956
>space jockey
Don't let her near any automatons

>>38647786
nope

>>38647676

>>38647786
Hard to ignore faggotry when everything he does is faggotry. That liliraune comic is one of the few (if not the only one) non troon TF

>>38647616
>1 burger, no patty, 10x the lettuce, tomato, and pickle
>actually make it 2
>actually-
>kiki cashier getting frustrated
meanwhile
>gremlin turning the ice cream machine into a rape device
>mechanical limbs holding the manager upside-down
>his screams heard through the store while her maniacle laughter rings
I just want to order a coffee and leave dammit

>>38647676
We just don't know

how to impress the kiki tsarina?

>>38647903
conquer the ancient desert lands in her name!

>>38647903
do the thing where you pour a cup of tea from great heights

>>38647903
Become her garden hermit and refuse to break character

>>38647903
you don't
you march with your brothers and sisters on the spotless palace and cast out those parasites!
the people will be free of their exceedingly clean clutches!

>>38647903
loyal service

>>38647933
>gets deported to Monberia

>>38647919
why does the imperial russian and desert aesthetic go so well together?

>>38647953
>monsters with ushanka hats and thick coats
oh no, one of my myriad weakness

>>38647919
just remember not to lose yourself in the desert my duke...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duMdjcerb5Y
>>38647965
contrast between the excessive opulence and barren necessity

>>38647982
The punishment will be producing little monsters in little ushankas and little thick coats

>>38647603
>Sola, is that really you? Oh man, so nice to see you on the same flight.
>You liked the island? Yeah I know. Oh hubby had to stay a day longer? Hah don't worry, it's all good.
>I love your Burger King crown, it's rad.
>Yeah don't bother with her, you know how Dark Elves are, she has to argue a bit before takeoff.
>Whoa miss, pump the brakes, don't use such language in public
>They will lead her out of the plane soon, just ignore her, please.
>Hey now, don't do anything stupid!
>SOLA NO!
>NO, PLEASE CALM DOWN!
>YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT! SOLA, PLEASE!

>>38647903
Break into her castle undetected, just to kiss her

>>38647816

>>38648030

>>38648023
When Sola says the nigger word she rolls that 'R' like a pirate

>>38642385
Fox erotic.

>>38648049
i like greenworms little sister

>>38648023
Go back

>>38647834
It shouldn’t be anywhere near as rare as it is.

>>38647786
the Liliraune Comic is pretty on canon though.girls just don't get their man yet.

>>38647488
The girl on the left looks like Gondola in the thumbnail.

>38648023
>https://m.youtube.com/shorts/k0vgcdcKZ
I think the joke was more from this cringe with his vegan girlfriend instead of that shit

>>38647776
>The crown prince gets Alp'ed
>Kind knows you are good friends with the prince
>He demands you marry his now-daughter and continue the royal lineage

>38648138
Technically you are right however that is Spurdo, not Gondola. Also everybody knows what Spurdo is without the off-topic image

>>38648030
>>38648049
What is happening

>>38648118
it's a shame, all the maximum degen stuff gives corruption a bad wrap when it can be super wholesome.

>>38648118
I'm pretty sure there's more M2F transformation art of MGE than just normal corruption/transformation art.

BIG golems

>>38648163
>Does this mean I become king when she takes the throne?
>"No, she will become king"
>...So I'm the queen?
>"Of course not, you're a man!"
>So I'm a royal consort?
>"No, you're married to my s- daughter!"
>Then what am I?
>"The king's husband of course!"

>>38648171
Greenworm started smoking weed

>>38648175

I think it's wonderful that monster girls rape men in order to run a successful hedonistic, matriarchal, marital-sex-based society

>>38648192
>"The king's husband of course!"
This really sounds like someone who is trying to be supportive but also refuses to change their ways of thinking.
But hey, at least the bloodline will continue. Oh boy will it continue after I marry her.

>>38648241
Very much so.
After all, only the king can rule!
Even if the King is now a 10/10 bombshell you just impregnated.

And you better ensure the line is very strong with many daughters.

Jabber-sama is at it again, emptying the tubs of ice cream...

>>38648250
I love monsters in dresses!

>>38648250
>be some minor duke's son
>get dragged along to various political and diplomatic events for experience
>you hate balls

>>38648271
SHE'S FAT

>>38648282
I feel you.
>My feet hurt
>this suit is uncomfortable
>I could be in the field right now.

>>38648219
Shut up lilim. I only care about topping damage charts as DPS.

>>38648290
Battle autists are the male equivalent of salamanders

trust foxes, be wary of elves

>>38648282
>>38648290
>have to constantly check if someone has spiked your food and drink
>monsters constantly trying to "catch you staring"
>expected to dance with various officials and they're daughters
>drunk monsters

>>38648297
>Sure the three of you may have done most of the work
>But I got the finishing blow on the raid boss so who's really carrying the party?
This is why male rogues get raped in the first week

>>38648290
>not meeting all the cute high ranking monsters that want to seduce you and turn your realm into a demon ghetto.

>>38648327
Fox hands typed this post.

>>38648214
Can't imagine how obnoxious that is for KC, the japanese are into some werid and disgusting fetishes and keep insisting and bugging you to include them in your setting so they can make hentai with it

>>38648333
Bunch of skinny bimbos, I bet none of them ever held a sword in their lives.

>>38648327
I don't really trust anyone except my waifu.

>like echidnas
>pretty sure i wont be some heroic dude,i just want a quiet life making potions or gardening,not adventuring
meh

>>38648393
Oh don't worry, if there's a fated echidna for you, she will make sure you're the hero of Gardening and Alchemy.

>>38648214
fucking lmao. Japan is lost.
>>38648374
Some of them are probably good at magic. That's like fighting for people who aren't idiots.

>>38648319
Hey, fantasy battles are more interesting when you have wizards and flying cav.

>>38648329
>The daughter of the Queen is drunk again and leaning off you and making some not so subtle passes.
>Have to play it cool so as not to cause a diplomatic incident.
>Of course this also gets other monster girls prowling.

>>38648333
>Owlmage advisor listing off random arcane facts including this aqueduct system she wants to introduce.

>>38648393
You real issue is a lack of creativity
>monsters in the dungeon are normal but pumped up on potions and demonic herbs
>dungeon traps are alchemy based
>many areas of the dungeon are vast jungles and other rare green environments

>>38648171
>dude notices there is something strange about worm
>dude asks worm about it and whether she did something unusual recently
>worm says no
>6 months later she is weedworm

>>38648332
>yo just want to let you know there's no corruption button, no charm button, no seduce button in real life.

>>38648393
Remember morrowind? yeah we dont talk about that

>>38648282
i'd be going to balls uninvited as a peasant just to piss off the haughty monsters and noble by acting like one. I'd also go in and steal a couple of single noble monsters, especially if they are way older than me

>>38648436
This makes anubi cry

>>38648214
Look at it this way: the eternal pessimists who grouse that there’d never be enough MGs for all men and they’d be left out would be dead wrong, because so many guys would just alp on the spot.

>>38648442
>get pulled aside at the door by an Oni bouncer
>stuck spending the next several hours making out with her in a rather cramped closet

>>38648419
>dungeon traps are alchemy based
Like pits full of manticore venom or something?
>many areas of the dungeon are vast jungles and other rare green environments
that sounds comfy i admit,i just found the idea of caves filled with green areas abit too strange
>>monsters in the dungeon are normal but pumped up on potions and demonic herbs
Oh yes lets just make the dungeon a instant-loss scenario so the echidna daughters can get husbands pretty fast

>>38648118
True

>>38648500
>implying I'd use the front door and not climb in through a window

>>38648535
>furfag speak

>>38648523
>Like pits full of manticore venom or something?
Now you get it, a punji pit filled with manticore spines would be horrifying. Imagine dungeon monsters leisurely picking comatose adventurers out of the love traps

>>38648568
I want to mawwy a cait swith uwu. I'll make her pwegnant and find out if she gets two titties or six.

>>38648523
>that sounds comfy i admit,i just found the idea of caves filled with green areas abit too strange

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_S%C6%A1n_%C4%90o%C3%B2ng#/media/File:Son_Doong_Cave_DB_(3).jpg

Miss Rata! I've been stuck in the woods for the past week! Can I get a quick rundown of the past week's headlines?

>>38648625
Or pumping a slime full of potions,it would be exciting to find out what happens considering they are mostly water,do they become a "potion maker" themselves? say,saturating a slime with heal potions,now her entire body 'drips' heal potion juice
>>38648678
when people say dungeon i imagine a closed off labyrinthine cave underground,pic still looks cozy

You fell for it you friccing idiot now you have to raise a fox litter lol ur so stupid

>>38648694
>Slime filled with potions and pumped up with aphrodisiac demonic ingredients
>Instead of going full power level and attacking directly she makes plans
>Leaves behind puddles of slime disguised as fresh water, fills wine skins and barrels, and even disguises it as food once she gets good enough
No need to attack an adventuring party when you can destroy them from the inside without ever confronting them directly

>>38648714
>says that
>fast forward 9 months
>congratulations, it's a boy
>she looks at you
>smirk
<Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>>38648678
>>38648694
I always loved lost underground civilizations in the jungle aesthetic so by association I love the idea that you could have fully green biomes underground through bioluminescence or magic. At the end of the day if you marry an echidna it's your dungeon so you can go all out on the design according to your specifications

>>38648714
dumb fox,thats exactly what i want

>>38648723
anon,thats horrifying,i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you,the idea just freaks me out
>>38648747
i think even skyrim had some of those fancy caves on one of the DLCs,thats the kind of comfy i want

>>38648777
>i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you

You are now imagining being kissed from the inside.
You are welcome to suffer

>>38648214
>>38648371
>>38648409
>>38648465
You guys do realize KC himself is into genderbender right? He's openly talked about how fun it'd be to be a monster girl, and considers gender bender a major side-element of MGE, on the same level as harems. This isn't something KC had to be strong armed into adding.

>>38648900
FUCK

>>38648922
okay, source

>>38648900
>>i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you
I was thinking more it's just something you can eat, not that it's still a living part of her. Disgusting example but if someone eats your hair or dead skin you aren't really getting "eaten" per se.
>>38648922
>He's openly talked about how fun it'd be to be a monster girl
That doesn't sound like he's implying he wants to be one, more just stating the obvious that monstergirls live nice lives.

>>38649011
not that anon but scroll through his twitter sometime, he's lewd alp posted using hearts and all.

>>38648241
Meh, they'll be calling their country a queendom within a generation anyway.

After watching Inherent Vice and playing Disco Elysium, I want a complete mess of a detective to bumble his way through an investigation is Monster Girl City or some other such urban setting.
What kind of crime would Detective Anon be investigating?

>>38649093
can wendigos stop eating for ONE minute?

>>38649107
Give them chewing gum.
>Wendi tries to blow a balloon
>gum pops
>gum now stuck in coat
On second thought let her eat

>>38649120
meat flavored gum

>>38649078
>Everyone accepts that she's the queen and everything
>Except the old kind that has retired
>He's off in some mansion and still calls her kind and everything
>His newly monsterized wife loves him too much to correct him.

>>38649157
give her a strip of rawhide to chew on

>>38649107
pregnant wendigos need lots of nutrients for the harsh winters

>>38649169
Dios mio. . .

>>38649178
>Kind
Are you using that instead of kinG on purpose?

Some of the Japanese fans can be into some weird shit but I'll take them over what we have in the west any day.

>>38649078
>queendom
For some reason this just makes me think that anon is gonna get dommed by the alp queen.

>>38649254
No, I just fucking suck at typing.
Ms. Haku can never stop me from making minor spelling mistakes!

>>38649317
>if you aren't as degenerate as me then you are a coward
what makes a person like this?

>>38649317
please do not post reddit here, I don't want to puke
>>38649357
postmodernism

>>38649357
probably jews

>>38649328
His little swimmers' Y chromosomes certainly are.

>>38649317
>an actual giant sandworm that developed a lure shaped like a human body because of its fetish for human males
wait. Isnt that exactly what the sandworm tongue in mge is?
also if you're the size of a building and a natural disaster in your own right, what do you need lures for?

Despite everything/jp/ says, I still like these dorks

>>38649388
Get lost

>bad mastah! Making your maid take care of these things for you, how shameless can you be?

>>38649460
On Miss giant fox's mansion? I will!

How did such a powerful,rare and reclusive monster ended up as a meido?

>>38649522
Apply for one through the maido service

I think I'm gonna do another one of those, fill out a prompt and I'll write up a mg character for you things again this week

>>38649480
How is emptying my balls not a typical duty for a maid? Dumb fuckin' cat.

>>38649480
A Cheshire would be a terrible maid. They're lazy shitposting slobs

>>38649482
I want to get lose in/on her body

>>38649480
>Cheshire maid
Nothing gets done regarding housework, but at least you'll never be bored.

>>38647024
Wings should be MASSIVE
Absolutely engulfing

>>38647024
Medium wings on the back, small wings on the head. Not for flight, but for stroking and throat fucking

>>38649718
do NOT grab headwings,they are delicate

>>38649694
Waking up with cat ass in your face is never pleasant

>>38649731
>delicate
So are spade tails, and you don't want to know what I'd do to those.

>>38649758
I meant delicate,as in,frail,wings are just hollow bones

>>38649775
Monsters can't be harmed through sex and angels are indestructible anyway. I will fondle, I will grab, I will pull. If God doesn't like it, he should've sent a demon instead.

>>38649742
*always

>>38649742
What are you, fucking gay?

>>38647024
As big as her heart

>>38649820
We'll find out once the portals open, I suppose.

>>38649820
I'm not fucking gay yet, but only because alps aren't real.

>waifu says she's pregnant
>panic and experience existential crisis

>>38649990
You,The waifu or both?

>>38650000
Yes

>>38649990
Why would you panic. What did you think sex would lead to

>>38649990
>waifu says she's pregnant
>cry tears of joy and feel the most happy you've ever been
fify

>>38650011
thats silly,monster girls are literally built for that

>>38650016
It's simply a case of wanting children, but also coming to the realization you'd be a terrible father.

>>38650034
Kiki is crying because you won't let her do her maid duties while pregnant.

>>38649011
>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm
On his overview of the setting which he links people to follow if they want to talk to him on twitter, monsterxhuman male romance, reverse rape, and seduction/temptation by monsters, marriage/flirting/love with monsters, and demonization are listed as his main sexuality and features of the setting. Gender swap, male transformation (chaos monsters or potions) and harems are considered optional. You can take them or leave them except for a few breeds where they are baked in. Then he lists all the crap like NTR, wife swapping, reverse harems, and same sex couples as banned.

>>38650078
While i admit i would be overprotective of a pregnant monster i could let her do the LOW RISK and LOW ACTIVITY tasks,i can handle the rest,or i could just whisper to her ears that i will become her butler for a few months

>>38650108
>i will become her butler for a few months
Oh geeze, it's just like in that "romance" novel under her bed that NO ONE is allowed to know she owns. You're pretty kinky, Anon.

>>38650143
Sounded corny enough

>>38642385

>>38650259
Bigger

>>38650143
You think they got butler cafes in MGC?
You think it would pay well?
Are you a bad enough dude to treat monster hags like they're young blossoming princesses?

>>38650419
>robo meido
>kiki finally discarded her flesh,now she can serve mastah for eternity

How do I fix a glitch that makes automatons really focused on balls for some reason?

>>38650443
>You think they got butler cafes in MGC?
Probably. Jinkos would probably protest them, though. Not sure how amazons would feel on the matter.
>You think it would pay well?
For the two days you're employed before getti g snatched up.
>Are you a bad enough dude to treat monster hags like they're young blossoming princesses?
Seems more like a place for fujos than hags. A lot of the hags could just hire an actual butler, anyway. I am a bad enough dude, though.

>>38650488
>Implying there aren’t fujo hags

>>38650522
Yes, I know that dragons exist, but again, no need for them to go to a cafe when they can just have the butler experience come to them. Forever.

>>38650274
That's pretty big.

Is this ethical?

>>38650554
Yes, but one must be aware that eventually the focks will get loose and that teasing will be returned tenfold. Neglect play is really just good fun for everyone and monster lust is my preferred form of green energy.

>>38650554
It's hot.

>>38650554
Can you imagine the pheremones wafting through the air?

>>38650587
>>38650601
>>38650604

>>38650604
It's a testament to that man's willpower that he manages to play vidya when there's a sopping wet fox three steps away.

>>38642385

>>38649317
>plebbitfag's opinion

>>38649414
The girl part is considered the "main body" because it's the part that contains her consciousness and interacts with her hubby.

>>38650483
>glitch
Anon, she REALLY wants your sperm.

>>38649414
No, for a sandworm the tongue is the girl and the rest is like an appendage. It always seemed like cope so people could say "it's not ackshually vore" when that hardly matters anyway.

>>38650554
Not only is it ethical, it is mandatory for domesticating wild girls.

>>38650761
They're both the real body because there's no way to separate them.

>>38650740
Need to do that with >>38650697

Shortstacks above all
Lolis are mere skin and bones
Hags are too big to manhandle properly
Average girls just don’t have the TnA

>>38650917
very nice

>>38650917
>Hags are too big to manhandle properly
>How to announce that you don't even lift in simple step.
But really, I get the sentiment, but showing your carnal lust by tossing an old monster around sounds great.

>>38650917
Shortstacks basically cap out at titty monsters before you know it. All things in moderation.

>>38650759
Slow size difference sex with wide-hipped, fat-bottomed lewd monster children.

>>38650917
>Lolis are mere skin and bones
Not if they're thick where it matters.

>>38651055
>tfw every time I work out something goes wrong with my body and deletes all my progress while waiting for the pain to go away
Life is misery

>>38642385

>>38651084
1. do your reps proper, don't swing weights around like a monkey, techinque is everything
2. do your reps proper, yes I repeated that on purpose
3. go max weight comfortable, not max weight with struggle when doing regular trainings, this is not a race
4. eat a lot, don't eat shit
5. every 12 weeks there's a week of break to let your body regen
6. if there's still some pains - hot shower, massage from gf or mom, diclofenac gel
good luck

>>38651117
I don't even use weights, I use machines and my own body weight. I think there's just something wrong with me, considering the pain tends to come from nowhere and often times after a night's sleep and is debilitating for a week or two.

>>38651136
That's called being sore after a workout, and tends to start the next day or so. Stop being a fucking faggot. Ever heard the expression "no pain no gain?"
This is a literal application of it.

>>38651055
>Just full nelson the 7ft tall fox
Sorry anon but there’s just limitations based on height not weight

>>38651148
It's literally NOT just being sore, Anon. I know what fucking post-workout soreness is.

>>38651136
Oh that's just your muscles being sore. If your "bones" don't hurt it's all fine, it's supposed to be like that. Only lingering pain is bad.
You're all good man, those will go away after the first weekly routine.
Just do one routine (SAFELY) and you'll see next week that it's all gone, save for some mild weariness.
Good luck, please do give gym one more try.

>>38651163
that's quitter talk. get some ropes and pulleys

>>38651163
Old!=huge and you know it. Most monsters wouldn't be be near that size at any age.

>>38651163
You're not trying hard enough.

>>38651176
>Only lingering pain is bad.
That's exactly what I get though. I'm worried it's early rheumatoid, both my parents have it.

>>38651176
It's too bad working out won't make her real though.

>>38651176
I don't think a full week of debilitating pain is normal.

>>38651163
For that sort of size difference, a full nelson wouldn't work. Your best bets are springboard maneuvers and high spots. Drop kicks and double axe handles for starters. Move on to a bulldog or a hurricanrana (if you can do it) once she's unsteady, and take her to the ground.
Then lock in the camel clutch

is your monster sensitive to the moon?

>>38650917
>shortstacks
>above
does not compute, how can they be above when they are so tiny?

>>38647495
>Tigers are the strongest!

>>38651381
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/15/ef/__taneshima_popura_working_drawn_by_abe_kanari__15ef2b063fa0d19bbdd2aa98b6ce42ad.jpg
Like that, but more monstery.

>>38651235
it is

>>38651163
who draw this woman why i see her everywhere i need her to break me

>>38651498
artist named shamoero i think on the twitter

>>38651319
>Completely ignoring the fact that full nelsons are illegal and even if they weren’t you could do it on the ground
>Suggesting striking in wrestling like this is WWE
This is a strict greco roman olive oil wrestling board anon

Imagine being the poor anon who studied plants for years and could never get anything to grow,now after the monsters took over even your body fluids can grow things in an instant

>>38651163
i'd rather her hold me like her favorite plushy, near and dear to her chest

>>38651136
Try switching to free weights and body weight. Machines tend to be one-size-fits-none and can mess you up if you are outside of normal enough

>>38651436
but she's short
she can't be "above all" if she's below my chest height, in the perfect "standing paizuri and blowjob" range.

love alps.

>>38651697
nah

>>38651681
1. Metaphors
2. There are many ways a shortstack can be literally above all, like ladders, floating, or riding on your shoulders.

>>38651697
Present them.

>>38651697
press the gay ben

>>38649372
how does postmodernism make people fetish elitist

>>38651728

>>38650483
this is my favourite kind of automaton

>>38651653
word of god agrees with you

Are any monsters truly endangered, or is that a lie spread so more guys will be interested in them?

>>38651811
Anon, someone translated it last thread

>How to summon a demon

>>38652029

>>38651927
She can leave the sunglasses, but we're going to have to discuss the entire rest of that outfit.

What does this pose mean? What information are they trying to convey?

I want to break a monster girl smug confidence aura
>She rapes you,as usual and gets pregnant
>she expected only 1 daughter or two not a big deal
>instead she has triplets on her first pregnancy
>now she is nervous and clingy

>>38652128
Why would it being triplets change anything
I think you're just in denial about your place in the relationship (under her hips)

Tonight's the night for KCs update, I can just feel it!

>>38651927
shes not going to make her daughter wear THAT, is she?

>>38652075
Did they have music playing while they did it? That can massively change it's meaning.

>>38652268
It was all the rage when she was a kid.

>>38652258
You just jinxed it

>>38652207
maybe ever book she read about pregnancy just showed one,i dont mind being permanently under her hips

>>38652283
i hope the father has better taste. balance it out.

>>38652075
there is nothing but pbbles in there heads or they watch too many magical monster girl shows

>>38642385

>>38652075
Tricolore Airlines

I love little girls and big butts

Cows cows cows

Ladies with BIG horns

>>38652075
POV: You just got served.

Can't stop loving my Alraune-Ghoul wife bros...

>>38652588
zombie plant?

>>38652544
this is humanity's mommy btw