/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38628441
milk her?

First post claimed for the ice queen and her subjects, may winter last eternally

focks short stocks

>>38628451
>"First post"
>is actually third
As expected of a gachatard.

>>38628441
I love my wife!!!!

>>38628451
NOOOO! i want sun and sunbathing dragons

>>38628441
That's a nice lantern.

>>38628527
Fuck off

Tsundere's getting massive busts.

>>38628540
They should all have big tits as God's apology for making you deal with them. You know, like centaurs.

>>38628540
is that why elves have big tits?

Need huge momster

>>38628553
Centaurs double up and get massive breasts as a result.

>>38628563
yes

>>38628586
me too. i want to get snuggled by her when i go to sleep and wake up with some titty in my mouth

>>38628441
Imagine people (both man and monstergirls) end up comparing each other's weapons in a Dick Measuring Contest style on who's weapon is the most powerful and meanest. Yet in the end there are those who express the simplicity of their more simple weapons compared to the big bombastic fantasy ones.

And then there are those men who's monster wife is a Cursed Sword or Living Armor, or both.

Why aren't you having casual sex with a pyrow?

>>38628605
because I am serious sexer

>>38628605
i'm a full commitment kind of guy

>>38628599
By rights, a tsundere centaur should have tits so big they make a holstaur blush, yes.

>>38628605
Because just the tip doesn't count

What could be the Mewtwo of monster girls?
>A viscous trauma-induced monster girl genetically engineered into existence, by the Order's top magicians, to become the strongest super-weapon in the world only to be given a warm and compassionate heart to fill her cold empathetic empty void by a young and happy adventurer anon and defy her former masters

>>38628605
Present one and I will casually sex her right up until our wedding.

>>38628647
amreican milksnake

Okay hear me out here guys...
Gazer.... but with a HUGE ass!

>>38628646
No, must be full on mad crazed monster (not in the literal physical appearance sense) who cannot ever comprehend love and must be fully destroyed to put her out of her misery. Have some actual drama and conflict that cannot be fulfilled with muh love and romance. Have something to be resolved only through a harsh but grey and understandable solution. That should add some weight to actions.

>>38628685
drew a gazer with fat ass before

>>38628685
Don't listen to this fag, think about fat bogie tits and ass

>>38628716
clown titty?

Hopefully we will get some more MGE doujin content this or next year. The last was apparently from 2019 just before Covid.
Wil is apparently working on fourth WGS so that is something at least.
Speaking of which, Maritan was supposed to release a book, what happened with that? I remember her mentioning it several times some time ago and there are some "concepts" in the MEGA but nothing else so far.

medium-titty blonde kikimora

>>38628685

>>38628441
you guys have a Discord?
because I got a fever
and the only prescription, is more Hellhounds

"If I took that leaf off, would you die?"
"It would be extremely unprofitable."
"You're a rich girl!"
"For you."
"Well you got yourself loved, what's the next step in your master plan?"
"To marry you fast, with many children!"

The anons talking about Fifty Shades of Grey on the last thread made me think about how would a MGE version of the movie would be like
>The plot is about a rich Dark Elf kidnapping a young and handsome boy
>She becomes his sugar mama, spoiling him with expensive gifts
>Has an insane amout of explicit sex scenes the "movie" becomes a barely disguised 3 hour long porno flick
>At release the movie becomes a massive success, generating profits that would make any Tanuki jealous
>Despite this, the movie gets mocked online about how it's just a self insert fanfiction for perverted lonely hags and fat and smelly neet dragoncels
>They're not wrong, that demographic makes up 90% of the movie's viewers aswell as clients
>The only sounds heard on the screening room aside from the movie are pants, wet shlicking and barely suppresed moans
>The room is left a mess, filled with puddles of water you'd think it was raining inside
>The kiki cleaning lady sighs, saying how she didn't graduate from maid school to end up cleaning hag femcum instead of a master's house

>>38628729
Make it black.

>>38628787
time to go there to have a hella an orgy

>>38628751
No, fuck off

Anyone has that pic of a succ (lilim?) trying to protect her human as an angel is searching behind a corner in the street?

>>38628785
>"It would be extremely unprofitable."
>"You're a rich girl!"
>"For you."
BRAVO NOLAN

THE MOST EROTIC OF THEM ALL

UNCHALLENGED

Characteristic's of Ocelomeh's waist:

>>38628441

Reviews on the Razer Automaton?

>>38628871
eros has some heavy hitters

>>38628787
imagine the smell of that place

>>38628874
A tiny waist is nice and all, but she needs the complementary to make her into a pear, or an hourglass if she's got tits too

38628953
that aint monster girl, get the fuck out

>>38628906
Take a big whiff.

*Japanese guitar twang*

>>38628960
Perhaps an unconventional Amazon?

>>38628862
Anyone? I tried to search the archive but I’m failing to find it. I don’t remember the filename

I want to get raped by and forced into marriage by an Alp

>>38628973
fucking chunni cat, I just want to go to the store and she doesn't want me to go alone, saying that "its too dangerons"
38628980
not even close. also fucking looks horrible with those nigger lips

>>38628973
3-sword style? Does she hold one of them with her tails?

>>38628973
dork

>>38629000
I want a tsundere cow alp (calp?) who gets flustered when I ask her for milk, but when I come up behind her and play with her nipples she instinctively starts grinding into my crotch.

>>38628983
it's been posted the past 2-3 threads but whatever
>>38624365

This wolf girl is practically insulting humans by cosplaying as a traditional fairy tale character. How disrespectful.

>>38629052
Thanks bro

I need more busty Alp pictures.

>>38628862
>>38628983
(if you wanted the original filename and what it is based on (>>/jp/thread/S13639552#p13641877))))

Reminder

Alps are men and for faggots

>>38628902
fug

>>38629117
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=demon_girl+huge_breasts+&z=5
>38629140
Silly anon, men don't have wombs. Night fellow southerners, remember, fuck the north.

>>38629130
Thank you! God I love angels
Holy shit that’s old

>>38628646
Since Mewtwo is a mutant born from Mew cells (in the Adventures manga mixed with human DNA), I guess they mixed mamono mana from an Echidna with something from an Order hero like a lock of hair or their sweat to try to create a hero with the strength and magic of a monster. This obviously backfires and the girl escapes to create her own dungeon hidden by holy+monster magic. Now she waits for a human to come along that can resist the sexual advances of Golems, Mermaids, Raijus, Alraunes, Dark Slimes, Mindflayers, Pyrows and Sandworms. Only then will he be strong and sexually frustrated enough to challenge her, the ultimate innocent virgin life-form for her hand!

>>38628441

>get bitten by an apophis
>starts to slowly undress your stiff body
>even the movement of the fabric is enough to drive your now hypersensitive body to orgasm
>you can't talk or move
>slowly kisses and caresses you all over
>the pleasure is so Unbearable you start crying
>you want to beg her to hurry up and make you cum already but even your mouth is paralyzed
>when she coils around you and finally let's you cum you feel like you are going to break
>feeling her wrapped around your body drives you mad with pleasure

I like it when the goo looks like gloves.

>>38628605
I only have ranked sex.

>>38628725
Maritan does like a piece of work once a year. It will probably come out after the MGE game at this rate.

>get bit by an angel
>start feeling more pious
>go to church
>valkyries start giving glances when you walk by

>>38629377
Better get that sinful dick out so they can purify you otherwise it you can get years of rape sentence and an eternity of marriage sentence

could someone please shut off all the sex im starting to chafe here

I want a shortstack hellhound.
Not because I want to bully/dom her or anything, I just want a smaller hell pupper

>>38628874
The ocolomeh's figure really is cat/10.

>>38629377
>bit by an angel
Now why would she do such a thing?

"Put your flight suit on anon. We got our orders, time to bomb some demon realm targets. No way any of those monsters or their flying ones gonna reach a bomber dropping payload and flying ten-thousand feet above the air."

>>38629486
What your angel doesn't cover you in holy marks? Mine says the bruises left by the bites scare of demons and they have to be in visible areas like the neck.

>>38629486
marking her territory

>>38629516
Neck bites also keep vampires away.

>>38629486
had some sort of diease I tell you

>>38628603
Order Hero:
>"I hold Olympus Mons! The Blade of the Old War God, The Skull-Slicer, Forged by The Old War God and refined by Ares. Once wielded by Saint Andrew himself, it is one of the most powerful weapons granted to a Living Saint and granted by our Chief God herself."

High Elf Hero:
>"I hold The Aegis Bane!!! The God Slayer, one of the very swords owned by our god Asuryan. Forged with the essence of death, hatred of all monsters and demons, and the power of the gods. It lusts for the death of gods and worlds alike. It has broken the other 99 swords and shields of Asuryan. It has broken 99 realities!!!"

An Orc or High Orc:
>"This here be me ax. I call her 'Gitsnik'. She sniks gits roight proppah. And she crumps weak hummie armor."

And then there's just a human man and his cursed sword and living armor wives.
>"Ehe, that's all cool and nice. I love my wives."

God I love draenei

The cutest

>>38629640
>WoW
Literally not even attempting to be /jp/ related.

How would a Salamander react at being destroyed by a chubby anon in Hearts of Iron?

>>38629664
It's a spammer, like the 2hu faggot. Just report and ignore

>>38629677
Offended

Behold the scariest fear boner inducing monstergirl ever:

A White Woman

>>38629677
Her insecurity would demand he face her in a real-life duel

>No tomboy salamander that wears a skirt but no panties.

>>38628451
>>38628776
>>38628901
>>38628953
>>38629251
>>38629487
>>38629640
>>38629817
Well, maybe next thread can be better, shame this one started out so catastrophically, especially after last one also went poorly.

>>38629854
ebb and flow

>>38629854
>especially after last one also went poorly.
That I don't get where you're coming from. How was the last one "catastrophic?"

i really want to play vigilante in MGC and get couples together

>>38629854
Magus posted so it can't be too bad

>>38629901
anything that ends with being hunted down by cupids is good in my book

>>38629889
CHUDS

I don’t know why but the idea of dairy breed centaurs unbirthing shotas to feel “complete” with someone inside them that they can love and nurture with their body gets me going

>>38629854
Ironically 'mon/pol' actually had more MGE mamonos.

>>38629923
i wanna raid buildings and tie the single men up then leave the single monster tenants a little note that says "for you, from amo re" on their forehead.

Bow!

>>38630070
Nah. I might kneel, but she better spread 'em first.

>>38630070
-wow

"Demon, have you ever heard of the tale of Morgianna Le Fay, the Pious?"

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down thread.

Instead, consider owl mage.
Fluffy feathers are always able to restore one's will to live.
That and maximized fireball is a hell of a thing for a magic bird to throw at people

>>38630118
I don't post much about them but they're easily in my top 10.

>>38630135
Low key, top tier girl.
Can give you great wing hugs and also knows magic.
A fluffy birb like no other.

>>38630135
They're not the best birb, but hot damn if they're not trying.

>>38630135
there's a lot of competition among the birds and that's not even counting griffon or kiki

Loli ocelomeh bands hunting down men!

>>38630210
aww what adorable little kittens

>>38630142
vanilla harpy- if there weren't other harpies she'd rank higher. i'd wager i'll love her if she ever comes out in the rpg like the little slut i am.
siren- eclipsed by thunderbird, sadly.
thunderbird- i want to ride the lightning
gandharva- big, beautiful, eros. favors seduction and serenades A++
jubjub- rubrub the jubjub
owlmage- magical hypnobird with spats. would love dearly
black harpy- getting mobbed by 3 aggressive sisters sounds like a great time
crow tengu- much to the consternation of at least 1 anon and most certainly my worst take i don't like megane.
hope i didn't forget any.

>>38630210
>>38630267
>Loli Ocelomehs/Ocelomeh Kittens approach me
>Immediately Football Kick them out of the way

>>38630276
oh yeah, cockatrice. so easily forgotten.

>>38630276
>crow tengu- much to the consternation of at least 1 anon and most certainly my worst take i don't like megane.
Thank goodness Aya is here to propel Tengus to the best, right?

>>38630276
For me it's gandharva>owl mage>>black harpy>rest. Pls give birb bard.

>>38630323
i'd be lying if i suggested i didn't have a huge ass folder of her but her bird/human ratio could use some work

https://files.catbox.moe/tcdh5h.jpg
A rape warrant has been issued on you, you have the right to cum.

>>38630118
sorry dude, i already considered another.

>>38630458
ALL COPS ARE BITCHES

>>38630458
u and what army, this place is boobied trapped to hell and back

>>38630693
>boobied trapped
If only you knew how right you were.

>>38630366
you fixed aya.

>>38630725
that artist did some okuu too, assuming he didn't delete his pixiv years ago.

horse

>>38630722
Help I've been titty trapped

Glad to see we have some decent moderation on this board still. Sad it took a sperg post to get the jannies to clean up the trash, but if it worked I'm satisfied.

Unlike Kikis, they do it for free

>>38630458
Whats the bat for?

Do we have any stories with the elementals in them?

I still want MG spaghetti western material.

>>38630864
Riding the big plains atop of your centaur wife

>>38630864
it could work

>>38630864
Me too, I want to yee my haw.

>>38630992
>Character sheet includes breasts for no reason
Based

Imagine if a lilim just abused her power
just full on younked a guy into her pocket sex dimention and the romancied him then and there

>>38630896
Comfy.

Smol mofu

Not for lewdin', but for huggin'

>Kneeling beside your lilim wife while she sits on a throne
>get your cheek rubbed by her tail

>>38631120
I don't know what's better sitting at the foot of her throne for head pats or having her occupy your lap

>>38628527
You faggots already have your vteen threads. Fuck off.

>>38631282
Nobody care.

>>38631311
you cared enough to reply :) thank you anon.

>>38631215
Give them a break, they just learned their beloved girls don't give a fuck about them, and take dick all day when they are not (and maybe even during they are) streaming.
Ofc everyone else knew that already.

>>38631325
She looks spunky.

>>38631369
Tfw Findom simps realize they're also literal NTR cucked plus wasting their neetbux
>Mfw at least MGE Bicorns and Nuris want to be the cuck-ed not the cuck-er ... and would even help Anon pay for it, or pay Anon to be allowed to play

>>38631369
Tbh, I'm only surprised that any of them were actual 3d females

>>38631087
Yeah I'm thinkin' both is good.

>>38631369
It's impressive any of them managed to delude themselves into thinking otherwise in the first place.

>>38628605
Too busy having baby making sex with a loli lich

>>38631453
Oh man, I have a strong desire to slip my hand between that double-horned horse's breasts.

TEETH

>>38631773
Dirty BlackWhorse OL is best boss because you just know she's going to 'affirmative hire' Anon a whole office-harem.

>>38628605
because the pyrow is a spy

>>38628605
>that manga where a gyaru tells the loser exactly why he got rejected and what he needs to do, and the guy actually steps up to the challenge, only to pick her at the end
magus. Here's your idea

Monkey paw, you get a story about a MG you like, but its from a writer you dont
Whats the results?
(you can use published authors, this is not bait for opinions on thread writers)

>>38632334
>(you can use published authors, this is not bait for opinions on thread writers)
I honestly can't think of a "bad" thread writer, everyone this thread had considered bad is from before my time or I don't know their writing style so its a moot point

On topic
>Dragon book by Ernest Cline
It'll read like a goofy fanfic with all the trappings

What would happen if I asked my shog to cosplay as a kiki for me? Would she be mad? Confused?

>>38630070
Silly succubuscel thinks she is relevant

How often do little boys in MGC try to buy cigs/alcohol while claiming that they've been shotafied by a dark mage?

>>38632494
I'm pretty sure Mamon Obama makes it, that only side effects of those substances is hard dick and lust for monster pussy.

>>38632286
someone please make a pyrow edit of this

>>38632478
Shogs are basically an alien color of Slimes cosplaying as Kikis anyway, except for maybe the accent and more aggressive 'clean-up your act' attitude to neet Masters
>she'd probably just be confused

>>38632334
Ok:
Bicorn waifu greentext by 'NoNTR Hugboxxer'
I'd actually be fine with a loyal monogamous Bicorn story as I like her for herself not the harem, or otoh I doubt he could greentext a good gang-cuckery version

>38632706
Still not tired of pretending that it's only one guy that doesn't like your shit?

I want to live in the undead neighborhoods in MGC. It just sound really nice to not have to worry about waking the neighbors up since they don't sleep.

>>38631369
Didn't one of them get fingered by her bf on stream?

>>38632790
Unfortunately this also means a fuckton of stalkers and they likely schlick to the sounds of (You) masturbating. If not outright spying.

>>38632648
>If that's what Mastah wants...

>>38632773
he's just salty about the gate doing its job, let him cope

>>38632836
This is what happens if Kiki wins and absorbs the shog instead.

>>38632803
>You have to chase away groups of undead away from your windows every time you fap because they keep fingering themselves to the sound
>A few of them manage to actually get a look at your dick and now won't stop spying on you
The undead neighborhood sounds really fun.
Except the HOA is run by really bitter Wights.

I am a manwhore and a slut for Alp pussy.

>>38630112
dog

>>38632478
Shoggy will do her best to pretend to not be Shoggy by studying her big book of animal facts, but she might not understand all of it.

>>38633024
why alps specifically? would a normal succ not do? they are no different

What is she planning? What lewd, crass thoughts permiate through that unknowable mind of hers? What plots so lustful they'd make even the most debaucherous of couples blush?

>>38633295
Because I'm married to an Alp.

>>38632167
Well, if we're posting fighting game monster waifus...

>>38633347
>Married
>Manwhore
Anon, you better fucking not.

>>38633366
What are you talking about, I'm simply saying that I'm a whore and a slut for my alpwife's alp vagina.
Listen, she's the one that likes to hear me say that stuff especially around other monsters

>>38633170
>...big book of animal facts
Hmmm, what happens when your waifu finds an early edition Encyclopedia in Anon's old stuff and reads what it says about her?
>Does Anon really want me to be more like this?
>Just who is this WS weirdo?

>>38633335
>What is she planning?
Something lewd.

>>38633347
How do actually know?
Any desperate Succ could fake being an Alp if she suspects an Anon had 'Alp-like*' tendencies.
>*both meanings ofc

>>38633389
>alp vagina.
It's wierd trannies don't embrace this setting.

>>38633335
Nursing handjob. With her big FLUFFY hands

How strong is hypnosis/mind control, I know you can’t use it for NTR and it’s more like unleashing inhibitions, but can it be used to stop a charging ushi and make her lay down so you can have your way with her?

If a shoggoth started shitposting would she say Poggoth or Shoggers?

>>38633512
Wrong image, still appropriate.

>>38633413
We're neighbors and childhood friends, I knew her when she was still a he. She's just a slight bit older than me.
Apparently she alp'd because she read some weird zipangese doujin or something and she saw me as the shota, while she self inserted as the onee-san succubus. Next thing you know she actually gets to live out her fantasies in the real world, and here we are happily married with 7 daughters

>>38633512
Shoggers sound better
>>38633482
They love misery, just like HFY fags. They don't want their problems solved, they want victim status.
>>38633413
>after 30 years together, alplover finds out his wife was never a guy
>he sits there crushed, knowing all her male photos were bad faceapp edits
<Was I straight the entire time?
>he asks himself

>>38633354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFXWhJpR8hw

>>38633512
I mean, I named my shoggoth file 'Shogchamp', so...

>>38633570
I'll have you know that as an alplover, I am extremely straight.

>>38633792

Alps are dumb. Gimme normal succs.

>>38633893
But anon, alps are succs.

>>38633893
i got ya

>>38628901
Same as every other robot
best/10

>>38633893
ogey, here ya go

>>38633940
That's a lotta succ

>>38633940
Holy fuck hags are the best.

>>38633950
i know, right?

That succussy got me questioning the credibility of the latest revisions to Chief God's holy texts.

>>38633982
i bet she smells

>Pharaoh is constantly earning the ire of the gods
>This week Hathor has cursed her with milk unending
>Apophis seemingly never gets cursed though
Really makes you think who the the true ruler of the desert kingdoms are

>>38634025
>cursed her with milk unending
>cursed
I think you mean blessed.

>>38634025
I bet it would be fun being her husband. One day she's cursed by Hathor, then you wake up the next day and Eros has struck her with the Heartpupil Curse

>>38634025
milk..... milk.... i need some milk

>>38634025
>milk unending
>able to feed her entire kingdom now
What exactly is the problem?

Alps? Succubus? Fuck man I just want a vampire wife.

>>38634040
>Trying to hold court while hooked up to milk pumps and being taken seriously
>Or ignoring your engorged tits leaking milk till a puddle is below you and even the slightest shift of your dress fabric makes you cum
Maybe a blessing for holsts

>>38634025
>'These? Heavy?'
>'Please, if the gods think they can hinder me with but a larger bust they will have another thing coming'.
>Her breasts visibly swell a few cup sizes larger and snap her already straining top.
>'Alright, may prove a bit troublesome.'

>>38634015
Sniffing gazer goop
Sniffing the base of a gazer's tail

Farm gals>city gals

>>38634109
especially the accents

>>38633511
>How strong is hypnosis/mind control
KC current stand on it seems to be "they won't do anything they wouldn't normally do. If they are interested in you, they wouldn't stop you from you having sex with them under hypnosis."
Also many of them would have insane resistance against it but would just play along because they think it's fun.

>>38634083
There isn't a more regal appearance in MGE than leaking tits and a swollen belly.

>>38634109
Convent gals > both

>>38628441

>>38629000
Was bored so I made a translated version of this for anyone who wants it.
>God! I've seen this stupid question before, but I couldn't imagine how to answer it! But now...
>look at my future daughter, how she looks, how cool she is..!
Is the literal translation, I reworded to sound better in English, but the message is still there.

>>38634220
Thanks anon, seen that image like 20 times but never knew what she was saying. Good stuff

>>38634220
Nothing cuter than a motherly pregnant mamono

>>38634189
>>38634189
wanna mess with monster nuns as a shota and be their lovable troulbe maker

>>38634220
Nice.

>>38634220
Neat.

>>38634220
cute

>>38634080
Based.

i want to make love with the nice old vampire in the creepy castle, what should I bring and what should I open up with

>>38634324
A nice suit and a can do attitude, you gotta slum it as a servant but the result is a lovely vampire wife. Your time may vary depending on how desperate she is.

>>38634324
A mana marker and undead grey lamentation mushrooms.

>>38634220
60% of monsters have no drip, and she is among them.

Eh/,emmm,... maybe?

>>38633511
>Starts lecturing you on hypnosis and altered states of consciousness

>>38628441

>>38634505
Lamias are scary

What happens if you aciddentally call someone mom in hagville?

>>38634566
Guess ya got a new mom

>>38634555
great hugs tho

>>38632798
some do but those are the more explicit in being "almost a camwhore with anime facerig avatar" and not "virtual aidoru vidyagames player and other bullshit doer" that many gullible fools fall head ofer heels for, and who the drama is all about

on a slightly more pleasant topic
>you have a videogame streamer salamander gf that gets so fired up whenever we game that she has to end streams earlier than usual
>you rescue her from the deep pits of L*L and D*TA and CS:G* and other bad games so you could play actually good games instead, vidya or otherwise
>you play strip wargames with her, get mercilessly stomped and de-clothed by her "leet gamer skills" in the beginning, but clutch out a win because her mind gets clouded up more and more the more you're forced to strip
>her continuous misplays let you invade her from all fronts with your massive army, then fuck her in all the holes with your massive dong
i don't have images for this, but it looks so nice in my head

>>38634728
Sounds like Sally is a total n00b

>>38634728
>simp for fictional monster girls
>still a better payoff than simping for camwhores
Once again, real women are awful and have bad ends. At least KC cares about us.

>>38634792
Is it weird if you often look directly into Gazer's specific eye that's not the one in her head?

>>38634566
>get on train to hagville
>some kiki straightens out your crumpled shirt collar as you walk by and hands you a pre-made lunchbox
>kejorou brushes the cowlick out of your hair when you take a seat
>weresheep asks if you've been sleeping well and forces your head onto her lap
>when you wake up a kraken slides you out of her lap and wrings every bit of fatigue out of you with a deep massage
oh no i've become wholly dependent on moms

>>38628441

>>38635112
>have to hug and kiss every mom before he gets off the train
some say he's still on that train to this very day

>>38634566
why did the hags decide to form a town for themselves

>>38635213
Can I have a mereshark with tits like that instead?

>>38635267
it's one of those retirement communities

>>38635282

>>38635267
They're all christmas cakes
The inability to get themselves a man has made them bitter, so they live among their own kind.
Kind of like dragoncels, but hot

>>38634457
Go easy on her, she's about to be a parent. She's lost her sense of style but doesn't know it yet.

So who are the biggest femcels in mge dragons or succubi?

>>38635401
lim and spinster atlach

>>38635426
The Atlach-Nacha notes that men come to them, drawn to them.

>>38632286
Which mango?

>>38635305
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Why drown in the ocean when you can drown between shark titties?

>>38629266
>and then the apophis finished schlicking, put her pen down, and went to bed alone

>birch dryad that's lanky but tall
>weeping willow dryad who gets all mopey and sad
>oak dryad, tough and reliable
>california redwood dryad who's fucking huge

>>38635370
How those spinsters fail to get a man is beyond me. They're some of the most fetishised people out there. Literally just walk up to a dude and say 'Do you have a mommy?' and before he can respond, say 'Do you want one?'. Works every time.

>>38635620
I read that as "bitch dryad" and was about to get upset.

>>38635305
I want to do lewd and loving things to this fish.

>>38634074
That recent thing with bodybuilders buying breastmilk proves that monster dairy farms would be viable business

>>38635717
Holy shit you can buy breastmilk? Where?

>>38635231
I'm not usually a stickler for this because I have trouble drawing digits too but those are some odd looking fingers

>>38635401
>succubi
>femcels

>>38635401
Crystal Cafe is autistic enough with human women and "women". On the other hand maybe that's why it's so autistic

>>38635735
https://www.onlythebreast.com/
Here you go bro, bulk up.

>>38635827
Thanks brother, my uhhh infant son will love this shit.

>>38628441

MGE slotmachine added a new feature, you can now lock each 'roller' individually and re-roll the remainder
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ for anyone who doesn't know it yet

Imagine getting sucked into a mofu vortex

>>38635877
Oh nooo please don't put me into the event horizon of the mofu vortex

>>38635620
I'm not always into barb's art but some of his pieces DO hit the spot
that tree spirit is one of them

>>38635874
Nice

>>38635904
I do like being able to pick a favorite after each 'pull'

>>38635925
Oh yeah? Check this out. First try no options toggling

>>38635877

>>38636001
The ocean girls are the prettiest!

>>38636055
Yep.

>>38636001
>Love aquatic monster girls
>Don't want to live in the ocean.
God damn it. I just don't wanna live in that dark bottomless abyss. Can't I just keep a pool around for her to stay in or something?

>>38636072

"Mermaids can move on land in three ways: crawling on their tails, learning spells of human transformation, or learning how to use their mana to hover off the ground (though this doesn’t mean they can fly freely through the sky)"

Mermaids also have underwater metropolises/cities anon they don't just wander aimlessly

>>38635392
what a sexy little cunny girl

I love liches!

>>38636072
They can and do like on land. Also the abyss in MGE is something very specific. It's where the chaos monsters come from.

>>38632706

who? (in reference to the first one)

>>38636072
Thats what the beach is for

I need a fat bottomed, tomboy salamander that refuses to wear panties.

>>38636191

Man this really brings a new meaning to the term "sleeping with the fishes tonight"

>>38632167
Beautiful eyes

>>38634553
I'M STILL FEELING IT!

>>38636182
but they're silly

>>38636137
>underwater metropolises/cities
Yeah, I'd probably pass out when looking up in those places.
Underwater cities sound cool and all until I have constant panic attacks.

>>38636191
Well, at least I would be too mad to care I'm that far down in the abyss.

>>38636182
Me too, especially loli liches!

>>38630118
the bit about them constantly staring is cute. Definitely a favorite

>>38636483
This one looks angry! What did you do to upset her?

>>38636386
Unless you are specifically wanting to a marry a chaos monster it is it's own separate demon realm with it's own unique culture and not where mermaids and other normal ocean monsters normally live. Normal ocean monster have their own cites and demon realms separate from the abyss.
>4) Asura Mythra (the 7th Island's Diva) seems like she's from Abyss beyond the deep sea, are there any cases where a drowned men luckily reached the abyss alive without getting caught by sea MGs?
>Men don't really reach Abyss by sinking. They get all swooped by sea MGs when they're still in shallow waters. Abyssal MGs usually get men by coming up to the ground in search of one or by some ritual that pulls in men from somewhere. (KC)
what the Scylla from Court Alf that's from there describes it as.
>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good

>>38636490
don't worry, she just has resting bitch face

>>38636498
Such a pretty town
Can Squid Mommy maybe let me look at it while we do the squishy or is it face-titty time?

>>38628441

KISSING an Ocelomeh in PUBLIC! (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (officer D. Elf called) 10:01

>>38636483
Little known fact, owl mages have "See invisibility" on at all times.

>>38636582
Man, seems like Officer D. Elf is kind of overworked.

>>38636647
she gets pretty worked up over the course of a day

>>38636468
Speak of the lich, and he will be summoned.

>>38636687
If only loli liches would be summoned...

>>38636687
With the discussion of ocean monsters, there are also undead demon realms under the ocean.
>...You see a light coming from the other side of this mountain of ships? You’ve done well to notice it. Another city is over there. Originally, this place was where my lord gathered and buried the humans that had lost their lives and sunk into the sea together with their ships in the Great Asuramis War or one of the many repeated conflicts in this sea...
>And now, that light, “The Secluded City Asuramis”... Ghosts, Phantoms, Wights, Liches... It is a place where the dead spend an eternity of pleasure with the Incubi who have been resurrected by their own necromancy. Even if they don’t talk about it anymore, they can guess what happened to themselves...

I need monsters doing chuuni battle poses to bully like Wilmarina and the fallen maidens doing the Ginyu force pose

How do I break it to a manticore that I love her tail pussy more than her regular pussy?

>Just spent 14 hour straight taking care of sick family members

at this point I want the portal to open for magical healthcare

>>38636813
Monsters are NOT chuuni! They're legitimately cool and dangerous!

>>38635620
>>weeping willow dryad who gets all mopey and sad
I'll take three.

>>38636726
for their sake, i hope not.

>>38636860
Nurseicorn appreciates your efforts

>>38636862
Monsters are chuuni dorks who do silly things like that vampire amd there's nothing they can do to make me say otherwise no matter how dangerous they think they are

>>38636834
i doubt they'll really mind, for them itd be like breaking it to your succ that you prefer holding their left hand to their right

>>38636862
Vampires are dorks

>>38636947
Vampires are sexy.

>>38636862
>But enough talk, come. Please date my daughter!

>just donated blood
>everything was fine until I sat on that chair they will stab you and all for the procedure
>then I started shaking like crazy as if the temperature dropped by half
>after they took my blood now I’n sleepy as fuck out of strength to the point the ground looks just like another bed to me
>>>if this was blood donation to help vampires in MGC I’d probably have become vampire rape-bait before, during and after the deed
F-Fuck

>>38637036
No way you’d move around, their ice cold voices will freeze you and their saliva will sedate you and induce euphoria

>>38636498
>YFW you get caught in an Abyssal isekai summoning

>>38636834
She'd probably just fuck you with her regular pussy sometimes as a "punishment." Decent chance she snowballs your semen into her pussy when the baby making urge strikes, though.

>>38636994
>Shouldn't she be the one asking, ma'am?

>>38636969
Too small.

I think there's something wrong with my plants. They keep telling me to touch the grass.

>>38637119
A well tended tree.

>>38637084
>t. Dhampir

>>38637096
>Shouldn't she be the one asking, ma'am?
She desires granddaughters, she wants to hear little feet as they run around her castle!

>real world
>80% of women desire only top 20% of chads
>le monster utopia
>monstergirls desire 100% of men since those are the remaining 20% of chads after the rest have been devoured, beaten to death, hunted for sport and otherwise slaughtered
Thanks, I'm pass.

>>38637170
Shouldn't she just have more kids, then? There are still eggs in that frigid basket and it's unfair to put such stress on her daughter.

>>38637158
>Grow a tree in the backyard
>It turns into a dryad
>She keeps talking about how well you tended to her while showing off her tits to you
>You just wanted a god damn apple tree
>Every god damn time.

>>38637097
Many small things are good. For example small girls, small chests and small panties.

>>38637209
She has immense produce though, look at her!
She's clearly well tended.

>>38637209
Have sex with the tree already

>>38637209
She'll trade you an apple for a nut.

>>38637197
She can't do the job alone! She wants her bloodline to be numerous, just like chunni vampires want!

>>38628441

>>38637179
You are a valid human being and a monster will gladly rape you.

Evil Foxes must be stopped!

>>38637266
>>38637197
Only have dhampir kids with her daughter