/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38611963
No, I refuse. That's not how true love works. You have a lot to learn Princess.

>>38611963
don't need to do that when i can just rape you. Also wtf is a cambric shirt?

>>38611963
She is the most unappealing and unattractive lunarian so far, shitty princess, I prefer the watatsuki princesses who are far better

>>38612004
based, fuck this savage and wild exiled princess, she deserves to be raped and ruined to no end by earthlings, that's her punishment for being haughty

>>38612032
Cool down Mokou.

>>38612018
far better for rape, sine they are pure

>>38611963
I choose to reject you

>>38612103
>I choose to reject you
>>38612040
Kek

>>38612103
Refusing her must hurt her ego quite a lot. Keep doing it

>>38611963
Can I be honest? I'd rather marry the doctor.

>>38611963
Yeah no, I'm not going to die for your amusement, you sicko.

>>38611963
> Do X for me and I'll like you fir real
That's not how It works.

Scarborough Fair really does make me think of Kaguya, even if impossible tasks can be found throughout any country's folklore.

>>38614280
I think Kaguya's voice actor in media should be Garfunkel.
Japanese only of course.

>>38612040
Stir the flame, stir it!!!

>>38611963
Spread your legs, sweetie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ajlE3N2Imyo

>>38618740
This dumb princesses didn't take into account the might of human technology. She probobly thinks we're all still the same as 1000 years ago.

>>38618838
Sorry sweaty a tube of fabric counts as a cambric shirt

>>38618878
They're just a few steps away you nitpicking autismo

>>38611963
That's great hime-sama. Can I see Dr. Eirin now? I have an appointment for a penis inspection today.

>>38620939
The Doctor is here Anon.

>>38620939
Have fun Anon.

>>38620939

>>38611963
Nah mate. I'm too lazy.

>>38611963
Well, in fairytales from my country, a princess giving out impossible requests usually ends up married to an absolute tard with no money and a heart of gold (he completes the challenge by winning some magical creatures over to his side with his kindness, causing them to do all the work).

>>38618838
No. I think she'd still ask for the impossible, like deliver chicken tenders without the chicken or the tenders.

>>38626296
So absolutely none of us because we are rotten tards

>>38626296
that feel when no magical creatures to help me keep my NEET status by marrying a rich girl.

>>38611963
What task do I have to complete to get the Rabbit or the Doctor?

>>38631267
rabbit - idk she seems kind of shallow. considering her sex appeal, you should be rich to score her i guess.
doctor - get your filthy eyes off her bro, she's a professional woman

>>38630980
Would that marriage be a happy one though? I don't think you'll survive being married to Kaguya long considering how protective Eirin and her Rabbits are if her.

>>38626296
i've read that in comics. a guy who takes a different path to avoid a line of ants and later helps fishes from a certain pond stuck in grass. the ants later help him in his trial - separating flour and powdered sugar and bringing back a ring thrown into the certain pond. there was another trial which i do not remember.
>heart of gold
i am spineless doormat, which is more or less the same thing.
>>38630741
i am a spineless doormat so i have a chance at it. well if the princess can forgive me for having jerked it to her and nearly all the other girls in gensokyo

Kaguya offers nothing that makes being married to her worth it.

>>38629247
So bring hen eggs and a mobile kitchen, wait for the eggs to hatch and for the hatched chicks to grow, then proceed with preparation and cooking?

>>38635780
She's beautiful (probably the most beautiful 2hu lorewise), she's rich, you get to live in one of the safest places in all of Gensokyo, you get access to the best Health care and Technology in the World, you can become Immortal so that you may live forever with her, easy access to all the knowledge you need to learn Magic, Fly and other ways to defend yourself etc.

Now then, what do you offer anon that nobody else can?

>>38636146
None of that is worth it if Kaguya herself doesn't truly love you, and it is clear she isn't familiar with what the idea of love is actually like if she's willing to pick a lover based simply on who can accomplish her inane tasks. On the off chance someone did get her hand in marriage she wouldn't think much of them and would forget about them after they've died, and they would too because she has no reason to make an elixir for someone she doesn't really care about. Mokou seems more liable for compassion like that than Kaguya is, as rough as Mokou is. Marrying Mokou would be more fulfilling than marrying Kaguya so I stand by the belief that Kaguya isn't worth marrying.

>>38636236
True. I wouldn't be surprised if someone that managed to succeed in thier impossible task would get killed in some way by either Eirin or Reisen, who are very protective of thier Princess (Imperishable Night is enough of an example).

I was simply listing off all the benefits that would come with marrying Kaguya but most of them wouldn't work if you don't manage to get her to love you too, which in itself I would personally rate as more impossible then her impossible requests. Especially since there aren't that many people out there who are her equal in terms of power, status, age, wisdom etc. Most People are out of question and those who do qualify for it are most likely not interested.

>>38636146
>what do you offer anon that nobody else can?

my unlimited autism

>>38636857
> my unlimited autism
I guess that could be entertaining for her. Although I don't think she would marry you but would keep you around as a jester.

>>38635780
I could be a stinky neet with her.

>>38637789
But she isn't stinky and being a NEET is just the job of a princess. Also thanks to the Detective Satori Manga we know that we helps with the defences of Eientei.

How about a cambrian shirt?

>>38636857
I'm not sure if Kaguya is interested in it but you do you Anon. Who knows, it might work

>>38655885

>>38645131
I want that. Give it to me instead of that smelly neet.

>>38673473
Kaguya is NOT smelly. She showers once every two weeks!

>>38636857
you are to compete with every other jaypee then

>>38679260
She bathes on a daily basis! She’s not a hobo like Mokou.

>>38679260
Okay so she isn't stinky... but, I still want that shirt anon. I mean why would she want that anyways, unless shes secretly into cambrain life?

>>38611963
That seems impossible

>>38701749
Nothing is impossible.

>>38611963
Asking to be paid in gifts in return for romantic favors as always, huh? Some things never change. Heh, women.

>>38612018
Used goods

>>38612018
Kaguya > Eirin > Reisen > Some bunnies > Watatsuki