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>semenpowerseverything.png

I'm sure there's already a page on TVtropes with that title, but I'm too scared to check.

Mana potions are made of semen.

>>3861715

If not, we'll make it.

>>3861715
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusSexMachina

>>3861742
>Maybe you're a master of ancient tantric magic. Maybe you're part incubus or succubus. Maybe you've just got a big ol' can of Applied Phlebotinum... in your pants, If You Know What I Mean. Who knows? For whatever reason, your plot-related powers or items refuse to turn on until you're turned on... the story can go no further until you go all the way... you can't get on with the plot until you've got it on with... things don't work out until you make out... it won't do if you don't do it... If all you have is a hammer, every problem requires you to nail... okay, I'm done.

>>3861742
>Real life examples

>>3861720
Eirin would never put such things in her medicine and potions.

>>3861764
The world is beautiful.

>>3861764
>The Etoro people of Papua New Guinea believe that boys do not produce their own semen and must be provided with it for them to grow into men.

>>3861695
stop spamming ur shitty board on Ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

SEIKI DASHITE KUDASAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>3861742
>Orgone energy was thought to be an actual physical force, which spawned (sorry) its own technology.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4698358

>>3861826
>To accomplish this, the men of the tribe "provide" the teenage boys with semen by having oral sex with them, every single night, for the duration of the boys' puberty.
There is no image macro that adequately expresses how I am feeling right now.
Reminds me of that copypasta that was posted a long time ago in a board far away, but that was with girls instead.

>>3861932
>There is no image macro that adequately expresses how I am feeling right now.
You have words. Tell me, I'm bored.

>>3861959
A curious mixture of disquiet and yet arousal.

The pleasure is irresistible, whether it be fairies, high school girls, or pet doggirls.

>>3861963
Ah, then you are looking for the NOT SURE IF WANT macro.

>>3861764
Wow I have never DO NOT WANTed something so much before in my life.

QUESTION:!

Is this thread about the pleasure of being cummed inside?

>>3861991
Inside your mouth. By a big burly nigger.

>>3861826
Er..augh...blergh...no..just...aw fuck not cool.

>>3861697
So, what's the name of that VN?

>>3861991
No. It is about the miraculous powers of semen.

>>3862011
Yume Miru Kusuri.

>>3862013
I come on my dog every day, and his coat is always nice and shiny. Thanks magical semen!

>>3861932
>Reminds me of that copypasta that was posted a long time ago in a board far away, but that was with girls instead.
I was pretty sure I had that one saved, but I just can't find it right now.

>>3861967

>>3862017
Thansk!

I wanted to find an adequate animal for this thread, and after searching a lot of increasingly bizarre tags (like "induced ovulator"), I found something fun.

"We're used to thinking of sperm as numerous and tiny, but many creatures produce a small number of relatively enormous sperm cells. The house centipede produces a sperm cell that is as long as its body (commonly over 4.7 inches), and some beetle species go one better and produce sperm that are longer than their owners, coiling them up like springs inside the body. An unfortunate side effect is that after fertilization the female often has to waddle around with a sperm tail sticking out of her rear end. Proportionally, the record for the longest sperm belongs to the fruit fly, Drosophila bifurca; it has sperm 2.4 inches in length, twenty times longer than its entire body.

Some creatures produce spermatophores, dense packets of sperm coated with protective gels. Octopi use spermatophores that are three feet long and as thin as a pencil. Some octopus spermatophores have barbs to stop them from being withdrawn once they're placed inside the female, a necessary precaution, as unbarbed spermatophores are often removed and eaten. Katydids (relatives of the grasshopper) also make use of sperm as food; here females have to be bribed with sperm food parcels before they'll allow their eggs to be fertilized. "

>>3861826
Where is this 'Papua New Guinea'? Life must be beautiful over there.

>>3862068
Just north of Australia.