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It's the big day!

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>> No.38604782

>>38604742
I have drawn multiple curtains. Love will not find me.

>> No.38604789

>>38604742
I think I'll steal parts of this design for Manticore. Houricore is just too good.

>> No.38604875
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>can't give chocolates for valentine's day to my dog wife
:(
Maybe I'll just kiss her tons today

>> No.38604918

>>38604875
give her some peanut butter

>> No.38604920

>>38604875
Wans can eat white chocolate - no theobromine
>or any other white product you might have on hand...

>> No.38604965

oh dear, looks like class president pharaoh is off sick today, Anon take these worksheets and homework to her house would you?

>> No.38605005
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>>38604875
PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS, LET THE DOG LICK IT.

>> No.38605110
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>> No.38605117
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I'm going to allow my wan wife to do anything she wants to me for a whole day.
I even told her that she can order me around and I'll do it with no objections.

>> No.38605151

>>38605117
>she orders you to lie down and cuddle all day

>> No.38605202

>>38604965
>its the largest mansion you've ever seen

>> No.38605216
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>> No.38605240
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IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Hehehehehe...time to stuff Anon full of special special chocolate!
Hehehehehe... he's gonna love it!

>> No.38605283

>>38605202
>buzz the front gate
>tell them why your here
>swear you hear a slight chuckle
>they unlock the gate
>Anubis maid greets you and leads you in
>feel like an intruder in this lavish house
>insists you deliver the books yourself
>leads you to her room

>> No.38605307

>>38605240
squirrel-proof your pole by coating it in vaseline

>> No.38605308
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38605308

>>38604742
Its her day to be busy.
>She just needs more Anons in range

>> No.38605328

>>38605307
Coating your pole in vaseline isnt just for squirrel-proofing.

>> No.38605344
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>>38605308

>> No.38605360
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38605360

>>38605344
And her assistants

>> No.38605393

>>38604965
>>38605202
>>38605283
>just want to deliver the notes and go home
>staff keep pushing you deeper into the mansion

>> No.38605403
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>>38605360

>> No.38605439

>>38605403
Bowstring on the outside of her forearm.
No wonder she keeps missing so many Anons.

>> No.38605451
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Valentine's with a loli lich!

>> No.38605500

>>38604742
>>38605216
>>38605308
>>38605344
>>38605360
>>38605403
Those asthethics would be cringe for irl, but with MGs they are top tier and SOVLful. How do they do that? Makes me want to spread love and passion among people and monsters and see all the girls in houri aesthetics.

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>>38605307
Is that a euphemism? It sounds like a euphemism.
Hehehehehe...I mixed powerful aphrodisiac into all the Vaseline, shampoo, and handsoap in your house. Huh? No, don't have keys to your house, silly. Hehehehehe...
Have some chocolate!

>> No.38605534
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Speaking of which, anyone has the Eros Ushi?

>> No.38605553
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>"BAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A REGULAR HUMAN WOMAN! YOU THOUGHT WRONG, INQUISITOR!"

>> No.38605575
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>>38605500
>>38605534
Here she is.

>> No.38605695

>>38605575
Ufff, how can a man resist giving himself wholy to the fluffy lovespidercow?

>> No.38605987

>>38605575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A

>> No.38606144
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>>38602607
Tfw Anon is finally in MGE with a C-Sword and L-Armor
>cant fight anybody with them
>cant 3some them properly because if youre inside the LA you cant sexx the CS, and viceversa when with the CS.
MGE definitely isn't a /tg/wars genre, I dont think KC really thought them through how it would work other than individually they look hot but arent really practical.
Even each on their own.
>LA Anon just walks around in an unweildy outfit getting internally sexxed all day
>or with just a CS Anon wanders around carrying a large item he can stop and be sexxed by at any time

>> No.38606175

This valentine's day surprise your monster wife by pulling out and cumming on her back!

>> No.38606220

>>38606175
They will clap you in chains for this.

>> No.38606232

>>38606220
it's just a prank bro

>> No.38606236

>>38606220
Yeah but it'll be funny.

>> No.38606254

>>38606232
>>38606236
Will you be laughing when your monster wife chugs 5 months worth of fertility meds and then pins you?

>> No.38606262

>>38606254
yes

>> No.38606273

This really needs to be renamed the MGE thread.

>> No.38606286

>>38606254
>it's not a "safe" day
>X10
My balls hurt just thinking about it.

>> No.38606307

>>38606286
Do monsters have safe days?

>> No.38606324

>>38606273
Did /vg/ tell you to fuck off again?

>> No.38606334

>>38606307
no

>> No.38606343

>>38606307
Some have seasons, jinkos and harpy's off the top of my head.

>> No.38606349

>>38606273
How about
"This Is Solely Monstergirls" or "Tism" for short.
>would that suit you more?

>> No.38606360

>>38606286
>go to doctor visit with wife
>pregnant with 10 babies

Oh
Oh no

>> No.38606377

>>38606324
Just checked but it seems they just stopped giving him attention.

>> No.38606380

>>38606360
>>go to doctor visit with wife
>>pregnant with 10 babies

>Oh
>Oh yes
fify

>> No.38606391
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38606391

>>38605500
It works as irl bedwear/fancy lingerie.
And in MGC that's perfectly acceptable as streetwear, or maybe slightly overdressed in some areas.

>> No.38606453

>>38606360
Man she is going to be WRECKED

>> No.38606478

>>38606360
>>38606380
Question: human women sometimes become hornier/easier to arouse while pregnant, something to do with their hormones changing I assume, what about monster girls? Many are already in a similar state without being pregnant, does pregnancy increase those levels?

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38606522

>>38605307
Do the pole-coating the easy way, just put the vaseline on the squirrel's ass first.

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38606542

>>38606522

>> No.38606547

>>38606380
Imagine coming home from work and seeing this amorphous mass of blankets and tails lying on the floor in the sun.

>>38606478
Imagine if it scales with baby count.

>> No.38606548

>>38606478
I'm fairly certain it would, monstergirls would be horny all the time while pregnant

>> No.38606551

>>38606522
But now it smells like hazelnut

>> No.38606555
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>>38606144
The CS girl is just part of the sword, and can be "retracted to it, when man wields her, so I imagine she can go under the armor using a single vein connected to the weapon to join the constant sex with her husband and LA sisterwife. I do in fact think it's a top tier synergy.
>>38606307
Every day is safe day. Safe to impregnate and intertwine the lines of their family in love filled breeding and child making.
>>38606391
It's more than that. Did you see the berets? Patrician taste, genius of the Titan of gold taste - KC himself.

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I want to be pursued by a yandere Alp

>> No.38606593

>>38606349
It's because that's all you ever seem to discuss here

>> No.38606610
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I'm betting Valentine's Day (or its equivalent version) would be a huge, big and massive deal. And wouldn't be just a single day but maybe a month long holiday. Basically Valentine's would be a Black History Month for Monstergirls:

Every single potentially lone single not-in-a-relationship human man will be sought after, trophied and treasured in a prideful manner in a way how women are being tired for girl power and ethnic minorities also being toted and idolized. But nonetheless, men are loved and adored by monstergirls and loving human women who are dominant but are not cunts or bitches.

But most importantly, love and romance. Love and romance AND sappy cheesy love romance documentaries and specials everywhere. And it would be a massive Eros Faith centric version of Christmas. Valentine's would be AKA; Eros Christmas sometimes.

>Eros: "Attention ladies!!! It is that time of the year again. Valentine's has approached, and like always. It will be a month long of celebrating love, romance and happiness. No man, not even human women, shall be lonely or unloved or 'single' in my watch! Not in this month! So ladies and what few gentlemen are in here: Its time to set things into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! HIIYYYAAAA!" *cartoon whip sound effect*

>> No.38606627

>>38606561
I wonder how many alps alp for a specific guy vs alp just because they wanna be a chick

>> No.38606670
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>>38606548
>>38606547
I want to have my dick mercilessly milked by my pregnant hellwan wife!

>> No.38606708

>>38606670
Need more pregnant mg images

>> No.38606722

>>38606561
I prefer my alps the opposite. Shy, submissive, and infinitely bulliable. Especially in public.

>> No.38606801

>>38606360
>you sandworm's interior has started to get cramped, and recently you've noticed her moving a lot less
>she doesn't look sick, but something isn't right
>go outside to check her shell
>her outer body is noticeably swollen, to the point that skin is visible where her scales have been pushed apart

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>>38606670

>> No.38606827

>>38606670
The optimal state of monster girl. Pregnancy is so fucking hot.

>> No.38606830
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>>38606708

>> No.38606847
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>>38606708
Indeed

>> No.38606857
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>> No.38606866

>>38606827
It is, and i'm sad some people thinks it's a degenerate fetish when it's the result of sex and one the most primal desires of our brains

>> No.38606915

>>38606670
>>38606812
>>38606827
>>38606830
>>38606847
>>38606857
>>38606866
The dream is so close, yet so far.

>> No.38606923

>>38604742
>shoots you with her arrows before milking you with her tail
cupidcore is scary

>> No.38606976
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Remember to impregnate a manticore today

>> No.38607036
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>>38606976
No, impregnate elves

>> No.38607099

>>38607036
>"so how soon are you expecting?"
>"...I'm not pregnant"

>> No.38607114
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>>38606866
Imo, there's no greater expression of love. A wedding doesn't even come close, there isn't a more powerful way of saying "I love you, and want to be tied to you for the rest of my life" than conceiving a child with a woman.

>> No.38607183

>>38607114
I want the portals to open so i can start a family with my monster wife, monster girls would be the perfect mothers after all, specially when having a child with a human woman its just asking for trouble

>> No.38607215

>>38606866
>some people thinks it's a degenerate fetish
It is. Pregnancy is grotesque and a necessary evil, there's no natural reason to find it hot.

>> No.38607220

>>38607099
Nah, she has to be, no way you can be fat when your body is that defined

>> No.38607244

>>38607215
I would understand it if its with human woman, but you would definetly change your mind of it was with a monster girl

>> No.38607260

>38607215
The creation of new life is grotesque and a necessary evil, there's no natural reason to find it hot.
Geez, imagine being this much of a faggot.

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Okay, final one and i'll stop

>> No.38607334

>>38606349
No. Solely MGE is a more accurate title.

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>> No.38607622

I forgot- who's the quarterback for the MGC Mangrabbers?

>> No.38607625
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38607625

>>38607300
Nah, don't stop. Pregnancy is hot and an important part of the setting.

>> No.38607661

>>38607625
I know, but i know there's some people that don't like it and i don't want to start an innecesary conflict by making them uncomfortable

>> No.38607720

>>38607661
It's all good as long as you don't start posting inflation art.

>> No.38607796 [SPOILER] 
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Why the hell not

>> No.38607833

>>38606144
Doesn't the armor start to morph to be optimal for sex? Surely there's some configuration that would make a 3some work

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>>38607720
Okay, here's one more i had saved

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>>38604742

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Happy V-day, /mgg/. Remember: Your waifu loves you and wants the best for you. Please don't tell me you forgot to get her something special to let her know you care.

We decided to release the swamp witch VN, today. The idea of Cuca was conceptualized here from some bits and pieces people posted, so I wanted to share it once before fucking off. If you want to check it out, it can be found below. I know at least a few people here have been keeping tabs on it.

Enjoy the day with your waifu, boys.

https://outismedia.itch.io/witch-of-the-swamp-vn

>> No.38607951 [DELETED] 

>>38607893
>Happy V-day, /mgg/.
Eh?

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>> No.38607983

>>38607893
What VN is this

>> No.38607989
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I want to hug monster girls

>> No.38608003

>>38607893
Thanks, gator girl cute

>> No.38608048

>>38607976
Cute doragons

>> No.38608060

>>38606307
Actual humans don't either. I hope there aren't any young Nips who knocked up their girlfriend because they believed hentai memes were real

>> No.38608083

>>38607893
Already played it. Enjoyed.

Good game, but Ending 1 is absolutely soul-crushing.

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>>38608060
they need a little propaganda to keep that birthrate up

>> No.38608164

>>38607625
There is something insanely hot about strong warriors being reduced to a submissive pregnant wife, unfit for battle.

>> No.38608167

>>38608148
How are all these muscular bald men getting such hot wives? Looks like it's time to go to the gym and get a shave

>> No.38608170

>>38608060
>we trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke

>> No.38608179
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Hello. A good man contacted me to write a story about a chimaera with internal conflict. So I did.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36979519

Happy reading! Btw the undead slum one is the next.

>> No.38608198

>>38608170
>t. gravid and expecting ocelomeh delinquent

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>>38608179
Thanks legit. Art fairy appreciates you.

>> No.38608264

>>38606144
where the fuck is the cursed sword + living armor content
such a cool concept, surely there's some out there

>> No.38608292

Need cursed gun...

>> No.38608308

>>38608264
people sleep on having an ittan momen wrapped around you as armor too.
lightweight, durable and handsy.
looks like clothes but it's your wife molesting you as she pleases.

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I fantasize about a heroic MG rescuing me from an eldritch abomination. Like pic related

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>>38604742

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>>38606551
Thats okay, Ratas as modern journalists are used to swallowing anything that comes out of the MGC Mayor's office press-releases.

>be Anon
>Read scurrilous rubbish in the MGC Times about non-Undead candidates and>>38608292
a dossier of being 'influenced by Glacie interests'
>Storm down to their office, demand to see the Editor
>Demand a retraction, get an outright refusal, a blazing argument, claims of free speech rights, complaints of low journalism standards, the office Tanuki accountant dives under her desk when it gets to fists banging on the desk and words like "Lűgen-presse" and 'Species-ist'...
>eventually it escalates to grabbing of shirtfronts and push&shove over her desk
>"You want a retraction? Make me..."
>Anon bends the Rata over her desk, and holds her tail up
>"Ha! You think submitting that little article is going to stop the presses...?"
>Hfw angry Anon ignores the 'front-page', and opens up her 'sports section' instead
>Anon buries his 'retraction demand' column inches deep in the back pages
>Headline: Now Anon's dick smells like yesterday's hazelnuts
>Counterpoint: Editor's ass is now fuller than Anon's nutsack
Update: An unverified leak is dripping onto the Editor's desk
Compromise: The Times will admit full responsibility for the fake article, if Anon also takes responsibility...
>Afterwards the Rata Editor is standing at her half-cleared desk because she still can't sit down, and is already compiling a small retraction for page 3
>And an entry in the 'Weddings' column of tomorrow's Classifieds
>Downstairs the printing machine gremlins and delivery Onis are already making jokes about the MGCTimes being a "Mating Press".

>> No.38608437

>>38608292
An MGE HiPoint?
Not even GFL has gone that low.

>> No.38608461

>>38608384
>*ignore the random unrelated crosslink
Need a Rata sub-editor and proffreeeder

>> No.38608497

Can i get some FearBoner content please?

>> No.38608540

>>38608339
Surprise, she has two tails and there's a hole in that plate.

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>>38606610
Uh, guys I think I fucked up.
>I met this Mamono girl today
>She said it was her lucky Day being 'V'-day, she had wings and a heart-shaped shield and so, yeah, I kinda let her poke me with her arrow-thing, but now I'm not so sure...

>> No.38608561

>>38608437
MGE Carl Gustaf
8'4 viking woman who leaves you unable to walk the next day

>> No.38608665

>>38608561
Oh yeah, banging a few rounds with Charli G will really fuck your brains out.
>/jp/mon+/k/

>> No.38608687

>>38608497
Shiki is your man. Dominate the dryfisher

>> No.38608715
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38608715

>>38608497
The tall fox. I know, she's been posted in nearly every thread since she appeared, but for me she's the first case of actual fear boner. No resorting to grotesque designs or immediate threat of actual violence/death, just ominous aura of a much bigger woman.
You don't know whether she's going to crush your bones while riding you or just give you a comfy nursing handjob, nobody knows what's going on behind that creepy face of hers.

>> No.38608733

>>38608497
solopipb
nakamura regura

>> No.38608738
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38608738

>>38608559
>Oh well, its the right day anyway

>> No.38608748
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38608748

Are you proud of her?

>> No.38608797

>>38608748
Yes!

>> No.38608816

>>38608748
Yes, going downstairs the first time is a big achievement for a foal-Centaur.
The other awkward stage for stairs is puberty when she gets even more unbalanced up front.

>> No.38608844

>>38608715
I want to kiss her so bad...

>> No.38608866

>>38608816
Is it cringey for a teenage centaur to insist on giving her childhood friend rides everywhere?

>> No.38608920

>>38608866
Yes.

>> No.38608933

>Fishnet stockings
>Fishnet pantyhose
>Fishnet leotard
>Fishnet bodystocking
Which monster girl would look best in each and why?

>> No.38608935

>>38608844
I'm not sure I want to imagine how her face would translate to the real world

>> No.38608939

>>38608866
>>38608920
What if she is sincere about it?
Just trying to be useful so she doesn't get abandonned like all childhood friend characters?

>> No.38608946
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>> No.38608958

>>38608866
>it's literally just a walk from the living room to the kitchen to grab some snacks
>she still insists you hop on

>> No.38608981

>>38608939
When I am king all boy and monster childhood friends are given fertility drugs and aphrodisiacs and locked into a room for three days when they reach a certain age. There are no bad endings in my dystopia

>> No.38608989
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>>38608497
Shoggoths don't normally scare me but I always find it unsettling when the eyes on her body have a completely different expression from the eyes on her face. Gives the impression that she's not so much a monstergirl as a monster pretending to be a girl.

>> No.38608999

>>38608946
Cute

>> No.38609018

>>38608989
Something about this particular shog is endearing

>> No.38609063
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38609063

>>38608866
Too late Anon, if you already fell for the 'just one bareback ride' trick, you better get ready to be riding that hosspussy bareback forever as soon as she comes of age.

>> No.38609090

>>38609063
I'll just tell her I like her as a friend.

>> No.38609098

>>38609063
>bareback ride
>not even starting with a training saddle
H-how lewd!

>> No.38609108

Any good Monster Girl fanfic that you recommend?

>> No.38609112

>>38609063
Riding bareback even once means Anon's balls are already scented with her covering, and any other mamonos that get close enough to them will know it.

>> No.38609159

>>38609108
Whatever the hell that one Artfiends thing is

>> No.38609167

>>38609108
check anubis dot moe

>> No.38609170
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>>38609108
https://www.4binz.org//576
If you like bullyips

>> No.38609177

>>38609090
>So do I
>She’s being completely serious and genuinely just sees you as a friend

>> No.38609186

>>38609112
Would longtime centaur husbands walk bowlegged like an ancient steppe warrior for spending most of their lives "in the saddle"

>> No.38609204

>>38609098
Yeah, schools try to give kids lessons in 'safe-riding' and wearing protection, but they never listen...
They see their Anon-dad riding his waifu bareback and they forget that old-fashioned couples would at least wait until after their first fuck to do lewd stuff.
Cent-girls nowadays just jump straight into riding their Anon just like that.

>> No.38609212

>>38609177
Sounds like a setup for one of those casual relationship scenarios where you don't realize how deep in you are until it's been 20 years and six kids later

>> No.38609233

>>38608933
Mermaids ofc.

>> No.38609251

>>38609212
No, really. She’s a normal person

>> No.38609285

>>38609186
>longtime centaur husbands
Most have already had half a dozen pelvis repairs from when their waifu goes overboard and backs them up onto a wall when they cum, so a bit of thigh straightening usually comes with the package.

>> No.38609331

>>38609177
That's fine by me, I can always enjoy having a friend.

>> No.38609334

>>38608715
>You don't know whether she's going to crush your bones while riding you or just give you a comfy nursing handjob, nobody knows what's going on behind that creepy face of hers.
Horrific thoughts that would scare the shit out of your average /d/fag.
But despite those thoughts, she holds them back and gives you the most soft, sensual pleasure that will blow your mind. Nothing weird, just the typical stuff. But push her to her limits, deny her enough, run away from her enough, and she'll unleash holy hell on you, making you wish you would have complied. Even the slightest suggestion to switch things up or try something different will open up the dark side of her mind, and she won't hold back her most depraved, degenerate desires. Be a good boy and just comply.

>> No.38609346

>>38609331
She’s your friend and bro (female) to the end

>> No.38609353

>>38609098
Yeah, just look at that little hussy, walking around with her whole back naked so you just know she's ready to ride her Anon the first chance she gets.
>kids today... I blame the MGC Education board for not setting proper uniform standards.

>> No.38609357

>>38609285
Good point, centaur's husbands probably have lower bodies that can take an unusual amount of punishment. Although it's fair to assume that most monster's husbands have Bart Simpson's neck levels of pelvis toughness

>> No.38609400

>>38609353
>>kids today... I blame the MGC Education board for not setting proper uniform standards.
Knowing mamano, gyaru slutwear is probably the standard school uniform. Tans optional but highly recommended

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>>38609334
>Be a good boy and just comply.
Imagine trying to correctly interpret her requests, when she communicates mainly by slightly tilting her head and looking less/more confused.

>> No.38609420

>>38609346
>Whats a brojob between friends bro

>> No.38609449
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38609449

Who excited for new Valentine's day monster pics

>> No.38609462

>>38609401
>Imagine trying to correctly interpret her requests
Being a male Amelia Bedelia is not going to keep a monster from raping you. There's only so many times you can give her a rooster when she wants cock

>> No.38609485
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>>38609108
The stuff pretty much anyone in pic related

>> No.38609511
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>>38608437
>GFL
Funny you should mention that.

>> No.38609523

>>38609401
She also does the standard fox hand signals.

>> No.38609529
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>>38604742

>> No.38609556

I'm so unwanted not even a lilim would rape me

>> No.38609569

>>38609401
If she called me a good boy I'd probably submit instantly.
I just can't win against this fox.

>> No.38609610

>>38609569
I don't get this whole "good boy" thing. I'm not good, I'm evil, I do nefarious things and like it that way.

>> No.38609623

>>38609610
>Kukuku you're a bad baaaad boy, aren't you?
And if she said that?

>> No.38609627

>>38609610
>Bogie would like to know your location

>> No.38609631
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>> No.38609643

>>38609631
Demons waggling their ears is a direct declaration of marriage and should be treated as such

>> No.38609649

>>38609401
where she from?

>> No.38609663

>>38609643
I was always told that verbal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.

>> No.38609672

>>38609569
You know you're a good boy, if she suddenly says that after you assumed she cannot speak at all as you never heard her say anything.

>> No.38609676

>>38609663
That's why they don't speak while they do it, they just make prolonged eye contact while waggling their ears.

>> No.38609697

>>38608179
Chimera peddler? Undead slums? Wish I had ideas like that.

>> No.38609705

>>38607099
She's just from the norf

>> No.38609707

>>38609623
It would be true
>>38609627
Only if it's an evil bogie

>> No.38609717

>>38609485
Is that a bookmark coming out of the book behind her tail or is it another snek's tongue?
Also I never noticed her pendant says YBA on it, I've always been too busy giggling at Alp.

>> No.38609721

>>38609511
Zip22 is definitely a cursed gun.
>and even at 22 way too close to bad Loli

>> No.38609748

>>38609649
nowhere i think, just from shamoero, the original artist

>> No.38609781

>>38609705
Impossible. She isn't throwing a bottle at someone's head

>> No.38609817

I like to believe that some bogeys are kind of like doppelgangers and can potentially spontaneously generate from the negative feelings someone is experiencing. And their bodies are modeled at least partially after the persons favorite stuffed toy.

So you get rabbit, dinosaur, dragon esque bogeys as well

>> No.38609840
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>> No.38609888

>>38606561
I prefer that thing TheTransformistress did but hey

>> No.38609893
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>> No.38609896

>>38609817
I had a stuffed rabbit inherited from my grandmother I simply called "bunny" as a kid. It had some massive thighs too so I shudder to think what a bogiefied version would become

>> No.38609926
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38609926

>You've just given birth to your 12th daughteru and she tells you she pregnant again
>You've been married for only 3 years

>> No.38609932

>>38609697
The undead slums were an anon's idea. The chimaera peddler was mine. I still have like 7 requests, but I'm getting there.

>> No.38609999

>>38609896
It would get stuck trying to crawl in and out from under your bed. Probably would have to squeeze through doors roo

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38610000

>>38609485
WHERES MAGUS AHHHHHH

>> No.38610006

>>38609817
I like to believe doppelgangers are already all around me waiting to smother me with their fat spectral bottoms.

>> No.38610009

>>38609926
12 daughters in 3 years!? Thats rookie numbers, a wererabbit would already have 30 children in that timeframe

>> No.38610018

>>38610000
Was he even around yet when that image was made?

>> No.38610021

>>38610000
to be fair the artist just wanted names, those up were probably ones of recent memory at the time

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38610029

>>38609999
HOLY

>> No.38610030

>>38609999
>Mimics what you sounded like playing with toys as a child to lure you into the basement
I think I understand what anons mean by fearboner now

>> No.38610085

>>38610030
That'd be more of a bogie thing. I'm surprised no one brought them up, I also headcanon them as taking on sexualized versions of people's fears, maybe clownified/toyified

So someone afraid of snakes might get a lamia clown whose tail looks like a string of scarves tied together/A slinky. While a arachne might have a big pincushion for a spiderbutt with needles for legs and yarn instead of silk

>> No.38610110

>>38610085
What about fear of abandonment?

>> No.38610134

>>38610110
That's how you get a bogey not a bogie. Bogies would be more about tangible phobias, and when you don't have a applicable one, crazy clown is a good default

>> No.38610162

>>38609926
triple digits might just be achievable after all.

>> No.38610179
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>>38604742

>> No.38610180

>>38610085
You run fast as you can but the HONKing still grows louder

>> No.38610239

>>38610179
Cute.

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38610325

nerg wants to play

>> No.38610381

>>38610325
I don't want to play with nerd

>> No.38610384

I fell asleep and didn't wake up being raped by a lilim.
I am disappointed.

>> No.38610396

>>38610325
I will tenderizer her followed by a guard point and a amped ultra discharge right to the womb

>> No.38610421

>>38609449
Not me.

>> No.38610600

>>38610325
She's a bully so no I won't play.

>> No.38610674
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38610674

Valentine's Day delivery for Anon!
Special Girtablilu chocolate, just for you!
I mean Ghirardelli...and you have to eat it all!
Hehehehehe hehehehe...
Eat it. Eat it or I'll make you eat it.

>> No.38610708

>>38610674
Dumb squirrel doesn't know the difference between poison and venom.

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>> No.38610732

>>38610724
What's the point of posting this?

>> No.38610874

>>38610708
You fool, you numbskull, you buffoon. That's how she tricks you into eating them when she's clearly poisoned them with alraune extracts

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gib valentines monsterwife

>> No.38610950
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>>38604742
Hebis have many sneaky ways to make the man of their life theirs

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>>38604742

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>>38610874
>First I get him to eat the chocolate
>When he attacks in a fit of lust, I paralyze him with the Girt venom dagger
>Then come the Manticore spikes
>Then I tease his dick while I fluff his face with my tail
>Hand feed him more chocolate until we finish the entire box
Gonna give Anon a Valentine's Day he'll never forget

>> No.38610975

>>38610950
Sneaky hebi subterfuge!

>> No.38610997 [DELETED] 

In theory if a police station were run entirely by MGs would the prison ever have any MG prisoners? MGs are supposed to have a common understanding of not doing anything actually harmful so I assume MG cops wouldn't arrest MGs.

>> No.38610998

>>38610950
Yuna needs to get the fuck in the bed and sleep before she gets gagged and blindfolded.

>> No.38611021

>>38610997
There are plenty of ways to break the law without doing anything actually harmful. There'd be some MG prisoners definitely, but they'd be comparatively low risk.

>> No.38611027

>>38610997
This is some shitty bait, Anon.

>> No.38611037
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38611037

delicious tail

>> No.38611058

>>38611037
That mere lizard is living Kobayashi's dream.

>> No.38611074

>>38611058
Er, Tohru's, that is.

>> No.38611102
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38611102

>>38611058
>aya
aya?

>> No.38611198

>>38611102
aya took photos of me undressing and selling them to pervs. I keep getting comments about my dick. Its fucking annoying

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>O kawaii koto.

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It's so quiet today. I guess everyone is out with their girlfriends and wives haha

>> No.38611325

Did KC made another secret account? He went silent since 6 days.

>> No.38611335

>>38611220
A ching chong Nip jong to you too, dead lady!

>> No.38611371
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How do each of the couples spend their Valentine's Day?

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>> No.38611414

>>38610179
I thought he lost his fumo? Did he find it somewhere?

>> No.38611424

Just how extreme would the PSAs in MGC become for unmarried men on valentines day?
Would they just become oddly personal or just extreme?
>"There are many un married men that sit alone in their houses on valentines. Like Anon Y. Moose. He lives on Succstreet 43B, 241 21. It's the civic duty of all monster girls to prevent from being lonely on days like this. If you want to know more call[...]"
>The sound of monster girls at Anons door is becoming so loud he can't even hear the PSA anymore.

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>>38611406

>> No.38611442

>>38611406
I really like this fake article stuff.
They're surprisingly well done.

>> No.38611458

>>38611325
he ded

>> No.38611531

>>38611406
Whoever is doing these, they are great.

Anyone else having to dodge cupid arrows? I feel like I'm in Crouching Jinko, Hidden Wurm 17, the Wurmening.

>> No.38611561

>>38611406
>mofu ball for logo
nice, any news involving Ushis?

>> No.38611650
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>>38611561

>> No.38611658

how do ushi oni compare to like actual oni?

>> No.38611680

I am a protectionfag that loves string girls. Can you give me a list of warrior MGs? Please dont include Lizardmen, Salamanders and other MGs with preferences for strong men, I cant ever see myself matching one in combat and seeing them mentioned in MG warrior waifus lists only makes me salty as I actually find them very attractive and know I would get turned down by them.

>> No.38611700

>>38611680
dullahan
ochimusha
automaton
living armor

>> No.38611702
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>>38611658
They're more Ushi than an Oni.

>> No.38611705

>38611680
Bait

>> No.38611713

>>38611680
mgs will fuck men they like over men that hit their criteria sometimes.

>> No.38611745

>>38611658
More spidery, probably don't drink as much.

>> No.38611926

>>38611658
I still don't understand where the whole spider thing comes from. Isn't Ushi like cow in japanese or something? It's literally "Cow Demon".

>> No.38611945
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>>38611680
Wurms are like MGE's version of Godzilla but instead of a terrifying force of nature she's a cuddly and slightly stupid force of nature.

>> No.38611948

>>38610708
I'm not sure if there's a source but I'm pretty sure that mamano venom works the same when it's ingested and injected

>> No.38611966

>>38610732
Not him but maybe we should have a half serious folder in the mega folder for "vintage" monstergirl art
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamia
https://www.artrenewal.org/artworks/the-knight-and-the-mermaid-or-the-kiss-of-the-enchantress/isobel-lilian-gloag/76164

>> No.38611967

>>38607215
I agree, its just not something that looks or is pleasant for anyone involved. it hinders mobility and theres a literal parasite inside the woman for 9 months (or less, depending on the monster girl). Not a pleasant experience, but if you want kids its probably worth it.

>> No.38611971

>>38611926
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushi-oni
It's a youkai from Japanese mythology

>> No.38611981

>>38611926
They're based on a youkai, not something KC made up. The creature is usually depicted with ox head, which is hard to personify farther than the horns MGE's Ushi-Oni has.

>> No.38611990

>>38611325
>he is unaware

>> No.38611992

>>38608748
Really shouldn't need to learn to climb down stairs, her house, and her community/town should probably change to accomodate non-bipedal monsters.

>> No.38612001

>>38611992
>people should change their lifestyles to accommodate vocal minorities
What are ya some kind of pinko hippy?

>> No.38612011

>>38611990
No shit sherlock, that's why he's asking.

>> No.38612019

>>38611406
These certainly don't merit posting thread after thread already. Keep it to /monster/

>> No.38612020

>>38611992
If I can deal with horse buildings when I go to the horse part of town, she can deal with people buildings when she comes to the people part of town.

>> No.38612030

>>38612011
I thought he posted on his public account recently. The way twitter displays your feed is retarded so I'm not sure. Sometimes KC just goes quiet for a while

>> No.38612043

>>38612001
No, its just a good idea to make members of the community who struggle to get about's lives easier. Its not like the changes would do any harm unless you for whatever reason REALLY like stairs.

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>>38612043
>Its not like the changes would do any harm unless you for whatever reason REALLY like stairs.
Wonder who could be behind this architectural autism. In all seriousness I think anubis would enjoy the challenges of adapting public infrastructure to suit certain mamano's needs

>> No.38612071

>>38611945
Wurms love nothing more than Saturday morning cartoons in their jammies.

All mgs secretly love this, including lillims and haughty vampires and hellhounds yes, but wurms especially do

>> No.38612085

>>38612054
She'll do a good job, I bet. I hope she makes walking areas wider, too, lest we experince another arachne-block.

>> No.38612094

>>38612020
>>38612043
It's our erroneous asumption that their architecture is similar to us anyways. They have magic, different resources and troops of workers with super-human strenght. For all we know they build single-floor buildings only with access to more space through magic.

>> No.38612111

>>38612094
>Sabbath workshops require guests to float up from the first floor with magic like a house Telvanni tower
>The second floor is only at waist height for an average sized adult

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>>38604742

>> No.38612121

>>38612111
Just high enough that you don't see the ground floor loli making a rush for your pants.

>> No.38612127

>>38612112
PUSH HER INTO THE SNOWBANK
DO IT NOW

>> No.38612177

>>38612043
They would do harm, actually. Ramps that take up the same space as stairs would be stupidly steep and ramps at lower angles would take up more room in the house. Elevators are more expensive to install and maintain and don't make sense for most individual homes. There's a reason stairs haven't disappeared even when disabilities are considered. Maybe the monsters should just float if they're all so good at magic.

>> No.38612185

>>38612111
I honestly always liked the way those rich-looking Japanese houses that integrate nature into the design look. If I was in MGE world I would probably tell cities to fuck off and move to the countryside to build myself one of those.

>> No.38612186

>>38611680
I would say Ocelomeh. But is there any evidence they are a good waifu choice for protectionfags?

>> No.38612191

>>38612185
Stuff built without nails always looks natural and well put together. Check out those old Scandinavian churches

>> No.38612195

>>38612094
i want to see the vertical architecture harpies have going on

>> No.38612204

>>38612191
Wait, those don't have nails? Damn.

>> No.38612209

>>38612204
Some of them do. This is the main one I was referring to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borgund_Stave_Church

>> No.38612263

>>38608715
INCIDENTALLY
https://twitter.com/_B_a_p_h_/status/1492946198948286464?s=20&t=1ZvIfG_TCvFfmbDiTiMKrg

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>> No.38612314

Humans that don’t appreciate pyramidal structures should be fined all the semen in his balls. In front of the pharaoh.

>> No.38612317
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>>38604742
Go to church.

>> No.38612332
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>>38612314
go back to playing with your legos

>> No.38612349

>>38612263
>She will just gently walk to you, no sudden moves, no aggression
For some strange reason I find that extremely endearing.

>> No.38612368

>>38612263
Nice, though I imagined her to just silently appear anywhere instead of that menacing walk. You think you are safe in some room with small doors, but suddenly you feel a large presence looming over you from behind.

>> No.38612375
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Reminder that attempting to have sex with angels is heretical and God torched cities over it

Reminder there are no female angels

>> No.38612377

>>38612349
You wouldn't want her to trip, a fox that size at speed is going straight through the wall

>> No.38612379

>>38612375
I vastly prefer his old artstyle and lore, to be honest.

>> No.38612393

>>38612263
holy shit, our memes about being trapped in her mansion became reality
>>38612349
same, it more seems like she wants to hold and pamper the poor sap. Also the comment with this vid states this is a somewhat horror game spin. And just imagine you hid in her tails by accident

>> No.38612397
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Reminder that attempting to not have sex with angels is heretical and God should torch cities over it

>> No.38612405

>>38612379
>old artstyle
Nah, the new one is pretty much superior in every way.
>lore
Old lore was shit. New lore is also shit for that matter. But it's my shit and I love it.

>> No.38612416

>>38612177
well they're not all 'so good at magic'. and im not saying it should be in homes, im saying in public places where theres likely to be a very diverse mix of species. Even then, if centaurs are living in a house with stairs, thats not good. They either need that changed, or they need to be provided with more appropriate housing.

>> No.38612418

>>38612397
How do I get a dark Valk to stop trying to "make me a hero" by sucking my dick?

>> No.38612421

>>38612317
no fuck that, nuns are boring and so is religion

>> No.38612424

>>38612418
Become a hero by licking her pussy.

>> No.38612429

>>38612405
Old lore was about the same.

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>>38612421
You take that back.

>> No.38612451

>>38612405
Any reason why he hasn't done a redrawing? Some of the old profiles really need a makeover

>> No.38612455

>>38612439
no. i said what i said, and one guy hating on them wont change anything, plenty of people fetishise them to no end. im just a not an option.

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>> No.38612463

>>38612451
He did kinda do it with the books.
Some of the girls got redrawing's/slight redesigns.
He should redo some of the older ones tho, they really need it.

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>> No.38612518

>>38612439
I find it funny that there are monster girls that still worship the chief god but just cut out all the bad parts

>Chief god eternally seething because monster girls keep making and distributing horny versions of her religious books
>The prospective heros she was going to empower now won't stop jerking off to pictures of her

>> No.38612526
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>> No.38612532

>>38612416
>well they're not all 'so good at magic'.
They are in the MGE, though. Things like polymorph and floating are easy mode for monsters and they do lesser transformation magic subconsciously. Even more in the context of that image, she and her family handled those stairs fine, she just had to learn, much like any other child. If stairs are still a thing in the hyper social just world of CW the public must've decided they're alright anyway.
>Blah blah blah... they need to be provided with more appropriate housing.
>Provided
Begone, Pinko.

>> No.38612557
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Molest fox ears.

>> No.38612568

French monster girls!

>> No.38612593

>>38612568
I'll get the demon silver guillotine

>> No.38612612

>>38612568
The hairiest kejourou known to man.

>> No.38612614

>>38612513
What's the point of adding text to an already good image?

>> No.38612643
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heels are cringe

>> No.38612646

>>38612532
>pinko
i mean, yeah? i think?

>> No.38612647

>>38612451
Soul

>> No.38612658
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>bottom heavy loli vampire enters through the window in the middle of the night and straddes you, preparing to go for the neck
>you wake up to feeling her bare lower body on you under her a flimsy dress
>she ends up getting more fluids than bargained for

>> No.38612662

>>38612646
It must be the Eros Jinko

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>>38604742

>> No.38612670

>>38612646
>Pinko is a pejorative coined in 1925 in the United States to describe a person regarded as being sympathetic to communism, though not necessarily a Communist Party member.
nevermind, yes, absolutely

>> No.38612703

>>38612568
Mucus Toad

>> No.38612715

>>38612658
I want to have sex with Flandre forever!

>> No.38612719

>>38612703
Bogie but it's a mime

>> No.38612728

>>38612568
when you come to France you won't find underpants
cause no one in France wears the underpants

>> No.38612729
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38612729

How do I clean up eel slime?

>> No.38612744

>>38612729
You grab your jubjub wife and use her as a mop

>> No.38612775

>>38612729
You say "Kiki, clean up this eel slime".

>> No.38612777

>>38612729
MAMONO MANA would likely take care of it. It'd just linger in odd puddles always perfectly positioned for you to slip in them.

>> No.38612847

>>38611990
Yes, I am. What happened?

>> No.38612852
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French kissing monster girls

>> No.38612865

>>38612568
french wight with a weird scar on her neck

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>>38604742

>> No.38612877

>>38612847
KC has a secret twitter account.

>> No.38612888

>>38612877
I know, he has gone silent from his secret account as well. Unless he made another secret account I am unaware of.

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The only proper way to punish orc bandits is by knocking them up and making them into a honest woman

>> No.38612912

>>38612852
French kissing pear shaped lolis and groping their asses and thighs with both hands

>> No.38612914

>>38612898
>honest
You're just replacing banditry with motherhood! Which is a pretty good trade.

>> No.38612938

>>38612898
>honest woman
>knocking them up
way to make someone interesting 1000x more boring

>> No.38612947
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>>38612898

>> No.38612958

>>38612888
He's preparing for the valentines day update. It's happening!

>> No.38612998

>>38612958
That would be cool, it about the fucking time for new mgerpg updafe

>> No.38613027

>>38612898
I honestly prefer KC's version of the Orcs, and I'm not saying that because I'm a massive domfag. there is something about green skin that doesn't sit well with me.

>> No.38613040

>>38612958
It's already Tuesday in Japan.

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God bless America.

>> No.38613045
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>>38613027
What about red skin?

>> No.38613056

>>38613044
Dont post the superior version.

>> No.38613059

>>38613040
He's a bit late.

>> No.38613078

I want a 9 foot tall gustav gun cursed "sword" in my life. It doesnt matter that she would be extremely high maintenance.

>> No.38613088

>>38613045
At least it's not as unsightly as green.

>> No.38613111

I'm not a huge fan of the "girl" but the idea of living armor is really appealing for a HFY perspective.
It's the closest mge can get to going full khorne berserker.

>> No.38613122
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How do boogies fit under my bed when they're so thick?

>> No.38613140

>>38613122
It's a decoy, the real one is already in bed with you.

>> No.38613151

>>38613122
Boogies are basically all squishy. Scientists are baffled that a species has basically mimicked the properties of stretchy meat

>> No.38613172

>>38613140
>Bogies planting a fake stuffed bogie on a string under your bed while they hide in your closet
>Pull the string to get you to focus on the doll while they sneak into your bed
>Plan fails when anon rolls down onto the floor with the doll molesting it
>Bogie doesn't want to stop anon because he looks so happy but desperately wants him to do that to her

>> No.38613191

>>38613172
Naturally. Boogeywomen are for molesting only.

>> No.38613230

>>38612958

How do you know? Where did he said it?

>> No.38613242

>>38613059
Two more weeks.

>> No.38613267

>>38613242
You are asking for the impossible, Anon.

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>>38612938
>Turning a wild woman into a prim and proper lady is boring
Seethe wild man, go fuck an illiterate drunk goat

>> No.38613375

>>38613348
replace the spider with a kobold and it would be ten times funnier

>> No.38613386

>>38613348
but I don't want a vasectomy

>> No.38613391

I remember one anon going on about portals opening just in time for valentine's day.
>so that was fucking lie

>> No.38613408

>>38613391
It's still Valentine's Day some places. There's hope...

>> No.38613414

>>38613391
They weren't lying
They just never specified the year

>> No.38613425
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>>38613357
Don't you insult drunk goats.

>> No.38613426

>>38613391
See >>38613242

>> No.38613437

>>38613425
I want to turn a wine bottle into a makeshift weapon for intimidation purposes!

>> No.38613459

>>38613437
Don't threaten her with a good time.

>> No.38613487

>>38613357
prim and proper =/= a housewife.

>> No.38613501

>>38613408
>>38613414
>Year 2076
>Anon is laying in his death bed
>He lived the life of a bachelor, dreaming every day that portals would open
>He looks and sees that today is valentine's day
>And just before he takes his final breath
>There they are, on the tv
>Just a little too late...

>> No.38613502

>>38613437
>try to intimidate winegoat by turning a wine bottle into a molotov cocktail
>winegoat tries to intimidate you by drinking it

>> No.38613518

>>38608325
Based

>> No.38613547

>>38613502
Then I want to intimidate her by getting more shitfaced than her.

>> No.38613559

>>38613501
>Implying a lich wouldn't raise anon to become her testing partner
>Implying even if the lich was married she wouldn't raise anon to make a lonely zombie happy

>> No.38613565

>>38613408
I mean. World war 3 is happening. So now's probably the most likely shot for portals or bust.

>> No.38613569

>>38612375
>Perveted Succubi and Demons have wings on their hips to help ride men
>Supposedly pure and uncorrupted Angel has her wings on her hips instead of on her back
rlly makes u think

>> No.38613600

>>38613391
Not portals, but today I had the chance to lucid dream about MG waifu. I chickened out.

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>>38613559
One of the sabbaths does exactly that. And for the rest of us there is the wagie cagie MG edition.
Or, you know, just reincarnating to be with your wife next round.

>> No.38613608

>>38613565
One more nuke should do it...

>> No.38613631
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>>38613565
>ww3
>for some not!russians

>> No.38613634

>>38613565
Knowing how countries work, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually open the portals mid war trying to seek something that would give them an edge. I would actually want to see their faces if it actually connects to MGE world and they refuse to cooperate.

>> No.38613644

>>38613631
You haven't heard? It's a bunch of yetis in trucks actually kicking things off.

>> No.38613666

>>38613634
>YFW the entire planet is the new Lescatie

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>>38613644
>all that maple syrup they've been drinking was actually making them stronger this whole time
May the Chief God give the Canadian government mercy because the yetis' will not.

>> No.38613724
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38613724

Happy Valentine's Day! To everyone here who would consider themselves relatively "new" to the genre and Monster Girl Encyclopedia as a whole, how did you discover it? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?

If you're not new but still wanna answer by all means, I just think it's interesting to see where the new blood reigns from

>> No.38613806

>>38613724
I wouldn't consider myself new, but I remember finding MGE after drinking myself to death after my GF left me for my friend. I remember after that evening of scrolling through the encyclopedia, I woke up a different man.

>> No.38613821

>>38613806
>I remember after that evening of scrolling through the encyclopedia, I woke up a different man.

In what sense?

>> No.38613873

>>38613806
>I woke up a different man.
Same for me but it started with MGQ. A LOT of my habits and much of my mindset changed ever since and I'm not unhappy about it. Naturally I found MGE soon after and it was the answer for my problems with much of the girls in MGQ

>> No.38613911

>>38613666
Blegh

>> No.38613918

>what if mgq but not hellish
Many such cases.

>> No.38613919
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>>38613821
I woke up unchanged but evolved. My lust was no longer directed at 3dpd, but at MGs from specifically MGE.

>> No.38613924

>>38612397
thigh spreads are my weakness

>> No.38613937

>>38613724
I am actually quite an oldfag. I actually remember finding the setting 8+ years ago when people used to randomly post the profiles on other boards. The actual love for the setting came through comparisons with MGQ when I realized it was the better of the two.

I have to say the thread has changed a lot over the years. I still remember the days when this place was full of writefags and artists. Sometimes I wonder where are those glorious bastards today. Good old days.

>> No.38613950

>>38613724
I've vaguely known about MGE form the early 2009-2010 era but I never really was part of any community until the threads where on /a/ and then moved to /jp/. I really started getting into it after he started to do the chaos monsters in 2015. I never really could pin down a waifu until I saw the Atlach-Nacha and Night Gaunt. At this point they are the only monsters I care about.

>> No.38613963

>>38612667
cute fox are also my weakness

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>>38604742

>> No.38613988

>>38613918
I mean the point was more to make the world better. The society was changing from their misadventures, Harpies living with humans in one village, fairies and ghosts befriending San Ilias’ people etc. The problem was more that they had to actually adjust all that themselves instead of a Succubus’ Charisma seeping into the entirety of the monster race.

>> No.38614011

>>38613724
I think I saw a couple of pages on some booru A long time ago, and then I stumbled upon this place while browsing the board.

>> No.38614013
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Mamono ogres don't have layers. They are a single layer of solid muscle and will use it to pulverize your pelvis faster than you can make a swamp joke.

>> No.38614025

>>38613918
MGQ is one of my favorite pieces of MG media

>> No.38614097

>>38614013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY

>> No.38614114

>>38614013
They have layers but all of the layers are rape.

>> No.38614131

>>38614013
>faster than you can make a swamp joke.
Nothing will stop the swamp jokes. I don't care about the repercussions

>> No.38614155

around elves protect your pelvises

>> No.38614174
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>>38614155
I have a tiger to protect it, no elf is coming through.

>> No.38614207
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>> No.38614242

>>38614174
Looks like a strong but honorable body guard who won't turn on you

>> No.38614259

>>38614155
Daily reminder that the best way you can bully an elf is impregnating her and taking responsibility.

>> No.38614264

>>38614242
Oh, she'd turn on him, but only to switch positions.

>> No.38614283

>>38614155
>tfw you got raised by elves to the village whore
Uhhh….

>> No.38614340
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what happened to shoggy to make her do this

>> No.38614351

>>38614340
Mastah is sweaty and needs to be cleaned but water is not working

>> No.38614352

>>38614340
Her mastah meter is low

>> No.38614358

>>38614340
Nothing, that's just your average monday for Shoggy.

>> No.38614364

>>38604875
Pretty sure kc said dog girls can eat what normal humans can eat

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>>38614242
I definitely wouldn't mind if my bodyguard betrayed me and joined my nemesis

>> No.38614401

>>38614365
Whenever that happens to me I just shame them in vengeance.

>> No.38614465
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Guys, the alp next door just asked me if I had any plans today, and when I said no she invited me to her "sausage party." What do?

>> No.38614483

>>38614465
Bring your own sausages, eating hers is kinda gay.

>> No.38614544

>>38614483
I was planning on bringing my own sausage anyways. She seemed pretty interested in trying it, and I'd feel kinda rude letting her try my sausage without trying hers.

>> No.38614557

>>38614340
>I hate my life. I just wanna chill

>> No.38614565

>>38614465
>tfw its a sausage party for them and your the only one who has one

>> No.38614581

>>38614465
>>38614483
>>38614544
>>38614565
gonna bring Lorne sausage, stuffs great

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>> No.38614611

>>38614401
Just accept your fate and let them win. They'll be gentle

>> No.38614623

>>38614611
I think that reference didn't go through.

>> No.38614629

>>38614565
Don't be silly anon, of course she has sausage. She says it may not be too big but it's rich in flavor.
>>38614581
I've never heard of Lorne's sausage, but I bet mine could give it a run for it's money. I pride myself on the size and texture of my sausage.

>> No.38614696

>>38614629
Man, this talk about sausages somehow made me think about how would it be to go on a camping trip with your waifu. Just with her somewhere innawoods roasting sausages on a clear night.

>> No.38614719

>>38614696
Sounds pretty comfy.

>> No.38614739

>>38614719
Everything is comfy when you do it with a MG. Heck, I think even going shopping would be entertaining if it's done with my waifu.

>> No.38614763

>>38614739
Now, that depends, does she still have the female need to spend ten minutes in every fucking aisle? 'Cause that sounds as painful as doing it with a human woman.

>> No.38614776

>>38610950
I would ask her how she can read my mind like that

>> No.38614798

>>38614763
Who knows, but I don't think you would have to go through that without some kind of reward at the end, if you know what I mean.

>> No.38614799
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Why are loli liches so cute and perfect?

>> No.38614811

>>38614623
Probably. I'm on about two hours of sleep so my ability get jokes is diminished

>> No.38614812

>tfw no amazon/ogre little sister
>even as child is stronger than you
>likes to tease you
>sometimes will lift you up and run around while holding you up
>get wrestled and manhandled everyday by her
>makes you do all her chores and serve her in general
>calls it "husband practice"
>when she enters puberty she quickly outgrows you
>you are adult now but your "little sister" is 7ft tall now and she is still just a teen
>when she finally reaches 18 she savagely rapes you

>> No.38614814

>>38614799
they're not

>> No.38614816

>>38614798
>reward at the end
What if I wanted my reward before the end?

>> No.38614827

>>38614763
Doesn't matter. Spending time with your wife just makes you happy.

>> No.38614836

>>38614816
She will have her fun in the changing room.

>> No.38614890 [SPOILER] 
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>>38614836
The changing room
And the bathroom
And the clothing racks
And the car ride to the store
And the car ride from the store
And in line for the cash register

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>> No.38614931

>>38613724
Got interested in MGs through MGQ in 2015 and got into MGE probably 1-2 years ago lurking on this site. I know I've seen profile pages between those two times randomly, just never knew. I like the variety KC has. Having more than one kind of harpy is absolutely earth-shattering. I guess my only complaint is that the setting is "too" soft at times, with none of the mamono having any lethality to them. Even with the whole "mamono shun the worst people" clause, there is no danger to them. It seems like even if you had a serial murder-arsonist at most they'd be locked up or politically exiled. I know it's completely subjective and that DL is the real hero, but I like a little bit of edge. Just enough monster to upgrade the boner to a fear boner.

>> No.38614945

>>38614890
Thank god for Mamono Mana. I probably wouldn't be able to stand up for a while if I get fucked dry, let alone go shopping.

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>>38614814
FALSE

>> No.38615003

>>38614967
Ill agree with you on cute, but perfect? far from it. daughter material, yes.

>> No.38615025

>>38614931
I think the issue is that for some reason people keep seeing this as some kind of action/adventure shonen setting, when in reality it's more of a slice of life kind of thing. You start seeing it more as your daily life and less as your glorious journey and you end up hooked.

>> No.38615077

>>38615025
Probably because fantasy settings are usually that. And for most people escapism involves a little adventure.
It's not fun to get your living armor wife and have nobody to fight.

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>>38615025
That's absolutely what happened to me. Once I realized mamono are harmless and played the demo + Sword of Truth I realized the best way (for me) to enjoy it is to think of it like Mushishi with HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

>> No.38615126

>>38615077
But that's exactly it, the daily life. Even if it's the life of a mercenary or adventurer, there is a certain daily life to it. What I'm talking about is that people often look for a deeper meaning to it, like having to meet the DL or fight the order or try to "save the world" shit like that, when the setting is actually encapsulated in the small moments with your wife, nothing more.

>> No.38615134

>>38615077
If a living armor and her husband fight a cursed sword and her husband, who wins?

>> No.38615193

Do you think a Hellhound would be happy if her husband fears her? She can intimidate him more easily.

>> No.38615233

>>38615126
This is probably just because KC has put so little effort into worldbuilding that the world often sounds as safe as ours(the nonshit parts) but far more utopic.
Certainly there isn't much chance of an ancient evil lich getting uncovered and doing more than fucking the first person s(he) sees.

>> No.38615246

>>38615193
I guess it's what exactly he's afraid she'll do. Afraid she'll pounce on and brutally rape him any moment they're in the same room? Cool. Afraid she'll actually hurt or kill him if he screws something up? Nah.

>> No.38615257

>>38615193
I doubt it. Despite their tough exterior, hellhounds generally care about their husbands, and like all mamano want them to be happy with them, not afraid of them.

>> No.38615269
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>Ocelomeh catches a man
>He is actually enthusiastic about it much to her surprise, she is very happy she found a very well behaved man, rather than those that scream and run away. She is even thinking of asking latter for his mom's address to thank her for educating him.
>But back at the Ocelotenochtitlan the man is hugging her constantly, trying to kiss her, etc.
>She shouts at him or shoves him away
>The man's attitude changes completely, doing everything the Ocelomehs tell him like a robot
>The Ocelomeh and the others begin to even feel an omnious aura around him
>As they get home the Ocelomeh tries to close to him and see what is happening
>The man breaks down sobbing
>Turns out he was greatly needing of affection, was turned down by every human woman he met and took the Ocelomehs refusal of affection as a rejection
>When the unicorn medic comes to see him, as the other concerned Ocelomehs thought he maybe was cursed or something. She inspects him and tells the wife "Physically and spiritually he is in good condition. But his heart needs some serious healing."

What will take priority, complying with the doctor's recommendations or obeying Tezcalopca's mandate on public affection?

>> No.38615282

>>38615134
the moment the sword cannot bypass the armor, armor wins, because all the living armor do is nothing

>> No.38615283

>>38615257

What if he is happy in the same way kids are with overly disciplinarian parents? Like "I love her and I am happy with her, but I really fear pissing her off because I think she will hurt me if I do."

>> No.38615294

>>38615126
I love that low level stuff. Each area's like going from one vacation to another.
Check out an echidna dungeon, battle in some foreign arena, see the nightlife in an apophis demonrealm, spend some time in pandemonium, retrieve nevermelting ice from an ice queens castle, take the wonderland guided tour, watch the demonlord give birth.
i don't need a grand enemy or whatever, just take it easy and see the sights.

>> No.38615325

>>38615283
A hellhound would not abuse her husband unless he is literally asking for it. Also, if you're that terrified of your partner, you don't really love them. You're just too afraid to leave, and you're justifying not leaving by saying you love them.

>> No.38615337

>>38615193
To my knowledge, the wandering scholar made hellhounds out to be extremely protective and caring, just aggressively so. They want their husband to submit, but they also want them to feel good in doing it.

>> No.38615346

>>38615269
I could have swarn this exact greentext has been posted, just with an amazon instead.

>> No.38615353

>>38615346
I know I've read it before.

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>>38604742

>> No.38615432

>>38615411
this is given me Zatch
bell vibes

>> No.38615466

>>38615346
>just with an amazon instead.

Amazons don't have a public affection problem.

>> No.38615473

>>38615466
r u sure?

>> No.38615486

>>38615473
Yes, they are exhibitionist. If anything they'd want everyone to see,.

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Oh no!

>> No.38615539

>>38615510
Y, miss angel is so nice to me? She does touch in weird places but she is real nice!

>> No.38615623
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I want to grow my own wife. Where do I get alraune seeds?

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>>38610950
Cute

>> No.38615641

>>38615623
just cum on a rose or something

>> No.38615665

>>38615623
sorry anon that only results in daughters, which you'll raise into proper young ladies and send them off on their wedding day like a good, responsible, father right?

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>>38615665

>> No.38615703

>>38615694
Based

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>>38604742

>> No.38615721

>>38615713
This is a trio of women I need to run into.

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>>38615623
I'm all out and only have Dryad seeds. Have you tried Troll Depot?

>> No.38615733
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38615733

If I could, I would spend all day molesting a danuki's mouth in various ways

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>>38615713
>You will never get kidnapped by a grapeist

>> No.38615743

>>38615630
her goop is leaking

>> No.38615748

>>38615713
What's with hags always saying it's rude to stare? I will ogle at their breasts if I damn want to.

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>>38615743
It's just patterned on her legs like that. Not flowing.

>> No.38615776

>>38615623
>inept anon plants roper seeds
i wonder what happens

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>> No.38615795 [SPOILER] 
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>>38615790

>> No.38615806
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>>38615774
Disappointing

>> No.38615814

>>38615776
Anon is gunna have a recreation of that one Doujin where a seed uses pheromones to get women to stand over it so they can be infected by it. Accept you know she is just gunna turn into a Roper and become much better. Also gunna rape anon through the floor for planting the seed.

>> No.38615823

how would 2015 /mgt/ react to 2020 /mgt/?

>> No.38615845

>>38615823
anon what year is it?

>> No.38615850

>>38615823
They would be angry at the wasteful use of pics, but otherwise it would be somewhat the same.

>> No.38615984
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>The joy of seeing your penis disappear into her mouth

>> No.38616003

>>38615984
>her face when its 10 % off

>> No.38616004
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Another Valentine's Day
Another Valentine's Night...

>> No.38616010

>>38595733
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37134721
it didn't come out very valentines but i made a noir-inspired greenworm short.
i don't know if i did it right but i couldn't get the idea of a greenworm femme fatale out of my head.
in case it wasn't incredibly obvious it's not super serious.

>> No.38616020

>>38616003
A danuki won't touch a dick unless it is indeed 10% off

>> No.38616048

Does anyone here have self-doubt issues?

>> No.38616063

>>38616048
everybody does, you're supposed to fake confidence.

>> No.38616070
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>The joy of knowing your cum is now in her stomach

>> No.38616071

>>38616063
This guy knows what's up.

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>>38616004
There has never been a Valentine's I haven't spent alone.

>> No.38616205

Whats the oddest thing you have thought about monster girls?
Mine is that MGE girls would dispise the macarena song

>> No.38616214
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How awkward is it to marry a doppelganger and mistake the woman she based herself off for her?

>> No.38616227

>>38614174
Pspspspspsps

>> No.38616229
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38616229

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.38616244

>>38616178
Damn that dude with the snek wife must be fucking JACKED. I aspire to such feats of wife carrying.

>> No.38616259

>>38616244
considering snake dude is SUPER into lamias I wouldn't be supriesed

>> No.38616271

>>38616205
Why would they? Im sure ocelomets would like it

>> No.38616272

What's a houri wife like today?

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>>38616229
What's that? Need a 7 foot fall oni for your 12 inch dick?

>> No.38616281

>>38616271
whorishness

>> No.38616286

>>38616271
pretty sure the lyrics are not nice

>> No.38616293

>>38616271
Read the lyrics
It's straight up "woman fucks dudes while boyfriend is doing military service

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>>38616277
No. I need a loli because I have a small penis. It's the only body type I can realistically give any sort of pleasure. Any girl bigger than 4ft tall, it may as well be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Baphos are best lolis, so I need a bapho for my 2 inch dick .

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>>38616281
>>38616286
>>38616293
oh
gross

typical that song of all of them would be the one popularized and taught to kids

>> No.38616367

>>38616271
>>38616293
>Macarena has a boyfriend who is named
>Who is named with the last name Vitorino
>And while he was being sworn in as a conscript
>She’s giving it to two friends

>> No.38616381

>>38616205
>Whats the oddest thing you have thought about monster girls?

They don't think guys staring at them is creepy, but take it as a compliment instead.

>> No.38616395

>>38616205
I like to think the smoke hobos teleport like endermen in minecraft

>> No.38616434

>>38616367
I found the other part
>But don't you worry about my boyfriend
>He's a boy whose name is Vitorino
>I don't want him
>Couldn't stand him
>He was no good so I (hahahaha)
>Now, come on, what was I supposed to do?
>He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

>> No.38616444

>>38616178
Sauce?

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>> No.38616465

>>38616444
https://nhentai.net/g/275812/
There are other chapters, this is just the lamia one
Nhentai cuz im not looged into panda right now

>> No.38616472

>>38616281
>>38616286
>>38616293
>>38616367
Oh, i see....
I guess i should put more attention to the lyrics
Now that we're talking about it, what are some other songs mgs would despise or love?, i'm certain they would hate modern rap and trap, since the lyrics are mostly about gangbangs and harmful drugs

>> No.38616486

>>38616464
>Who are you?
>How did you get in here?
>And, why on Earth are you eating chips in my bed?
>There's gonna be scratchy crumbs everywhere, you cretin

>> No.38616491

>>38616464
Couldn't tell you why, but casual post-gayman tomboy sex really does it for me.

>> No.38616505

>>38616333
I'll get my genie to grant you a massive cock so you can bang dark mages instead

>> No.38616514

>>38616205
i'm super into the idea that things happen if other monsters besides apophis bite the pharaoh.

>> No.38616539

>>38616465
based nhentai chad

>> No.38616561

>tfw no tsundere Elf mom who pretends that you're the one forcing herself on her when she is physically incapable of keeping your dick out of her mouth for more than an hour at a time

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>>38616205
Gazers are aberrant creatures with a non-fixed form. They can hide their stalks in their tail at will, and you wouldn't be able to find them

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>>38616561
>No giant elf queen who obviously wants to fuck but her attendants tell you not to, but then after weeks of mutual masturbation she just lets you fuck her

>> No.38616608

>>38616205
how quickly certain monsters would adopt you with or without your consent
>>38616583
>listening to the jealous attendents
after helping her out and when asked for a reward, I'd walk right up to her, in front of the entire court, pull down her top, then suck her hag elf titty

>> No.38616610

>>38616214
Not at all? Doppelgangers' entire schtick is that they disguise themselves as someone who rejected or was perceived as rejecting you and falling in love.

>> No.38616618

>>38616608
>listening to the jealous attendents
What happened was they physically overpowered and took the dick like they were taking a bullet

>> No.38616711

>>38616561
>>38616583
>tfw ywn be bought an elven noble to be her pet human

>> No.38616747

>>38615510
Being dragged into a dark ally for the sake of protection rather than getting fucked (right away) is cute.

>> No.38616764

Friendly Advice:

Gift any or all of your Mice/Rat Mamono girls Warpstones for special occasions. They will love it.

>> No.38616779

>>38616764
Is that how I get designated HubHub instead of Manthing?

>> No.38616780

>>38616505
what a fucking bro
using one of his wishes to make his friend's dick bigger. Although, you are technically giving another man a larger cock, which is basically how an erection works. Given that you are technically giving another man an erection intentionally, does this make you gay? Are you going to alp?
jokes aside, you are a true hero.

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I just have an announcement to make. Ocelomehs have objectively the best waists so far of the entire encyclopedia. Thank you for your time. Grabbing your Ocelomeh's waist is instant erection. Kissing your Ocelomeh's waist is a must. Eating out your Ocelomeh's waist is a duty. Ocelomeh waist grabbing is excempt from the public show of affection rule because #1 that rule is for Ocelomehs, not their husbands #2 it was determined in a very serious council that it was simply inhumane and not possible to ask Ocelomeh husbands to refrain from grabbing the waist, specially as she is walking by, #3 it was been shown in a Sabbath study that feeling the movements of an Ocelomeh's waist deepen the bond between an Ocelomeh and her sacrifice. Indeed, in Ocelomeh society, it is very important that your husband is drooling over your waist.

Thank you for your time.

>> No.38616849

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that arachnes will weave hammock beds for you and them to share...although you will need to get blankets to keep warm

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>>38616842
Counterpoint; the best waist

>> No.38616896

>>38616869
Countercounterpoint; flab has no appeal.

>> No.38616897

>>38616869
the best waist, is a pinchable one. It gives you something to tease

>> No.38616940

>>38616896
counter counter point; muscles are useless and boring on MGs

>> No.38616957

>>38616940
I never said anything about muscles. I just said I don't like flab.

>> No.38616965

>>38616940
toned is best.

>> No.38617025
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imma leave a fancy cow and dream of being bought as her pet by her parents

>> No.38617037

>>38617025
I want a fancy, Wagyu Holstaur to spoil and buy nice things for.

>> No.38617045

>>38616896
>>38616897
The duality of man

>> No.38617065

Is it true that ugly bastards in MGE are forced into joining the sabbath much more than other men?

>> No.38617073

>>38617045
https://imgur.com/a/TZqLXhh
it do be like that

>> No.38617130

>>38616569
>They can hide their stalks in their tail at will, and you wouldn't be able to find them
I want to trim it

>> No.38617177

>>38615411
automaton: extra-anime eyes edition

>> No.38617243

>>38617025
Imagine being relegated to daki and milk draining duty.

>> No.38617427

>>38616020
The Danuki's FW you show her it's still got 'bonus' skin on the end.
>Uh, is that tasty-smelling cheese 'kosher', Anon-im...?

>> No.38617428

My dark priest mistress sits on her throne and watches me being forced to eat her out as she sinisterly strokes and brushes across my hair, pondering how she'll rape me, in order to have yet another offspring to add to her army of darkness. Being a sex slave is interesting.

>> No.38617437

>>38616048
Nope.
I'm a Centaurfan for 'reasons'.
It'll be good to have a waifu where I don't have to hold back.

>> No.38617473

>>38616367
Wow. That is fuckedup.
I guess not speaking Taco was a benefit.
>Htf would that crap get popular in a culture where guys are supposed to be macho and sort out their girls from being such 3Ds?

>> No.38617629

sorry anons, Meiya wanted me to cuddle all day for her birthday/valentines day. you know the gist with jub jubs.

>> No.38617691

We talk about protectionfags and strong MGs protecting their husbands. But how about we talk, for once, if these roles were reversed. Obviously, this is a non issue for anons married to Salamanders, Lizards, normal Firemaus anons, etc and little issue for anons that see themselves having an equal relationship to their waifus or don't see being protected by them as a big appeal. But more aimed at protectionfags married to Hellhounds, Jinkos, Amazons etc that don't see themselves as fighters.

So suppose, through a sheer strike of bad luck an extremist faction managed to capture your wife as well as many other protectionfags wives. Would you be willing to actually put yourself in danger and go on to rescue her? To join with the other anons and MGE native protectionfags and confront The Order or do other moves to secure your waifu's release?

>> No.38617715

>>38617691
i mean there's a lot of stuff in setting that prevents that, but sure i guess.

>> No.38617736

>>38617691
thats why the handgun was invented, the great equalizer of combat, also very stylish

>> No.38617809

>>38617691
Yes I would.
What's the point of living without your wife?

>> No.38617896

>>38617691

Yes, I would lose my reason to live without my waifu. I am bringing my weakass ass over there and kick some ass. And if I can't do anything by myself, I would go to the Mamono Lord if need be until I get an army to get my waifu back.

>> No.38618161
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>Wake up
>Get out of bed
>Realize you are paralyzed and can't get out of bed because you are sleeping with a raiju
>Go back to sleep until the paralysis wear off
>wake up...
It's a vicious cycle, I tell ya

>> No.38618200

>>38618161
>she was awake the whole time with a cheshire grin on her face.
You just can't win.

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>>38616333

>> No.38618217

What happens if you outscam a Danuki?
Whats a fluffy merchant gonna do about it lmao?

>> No.38618224

>>38618217
She will use her network to scam you into slavery, then buy you.

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>>38618200
>Can't even ask her nicely to let you go
The game was rigged from the start

>> No.38618271

>>38618217
If a danuki outscams you, you have to marry her, so If you outscam a danuki, she has to marry you.

>> No.38618293

>>38618161

This is actually a good way to use sleep paralysis into a good placebo to lucid dream of Raiju waifu.

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>>38618271
I feel like the system might be rigged.

>> No.38618344

>a random cat is enough to give (you) a life or death fight in KC's game
How is a man supposed to get anywhere if trash mobs are this powerful..?
That was just a stray feline not even a full succubus.

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>>38618344
Deep down you are a Tom and you know it Anon. Stop trying to deny it.

>> No.38618396

>>38618344
Clearly you are fighting them wrong.

>> No.38618410

>>38618344
Cats are ferocious predators.

>> No.38618431

>>38618344

I actually managed to decisively defeat the Cat, that is:
>Filled up her affection bar to 100% before mine
>Managed to make her cum one final time, making her affection reach 100% without her making me cum at the same time. Giving me the chance to briefly keep playing the battle

It took me around 3 days of playing. But it is doable. I can't fathom, given we are talking cats, how Ocelomehs and Jinkos will be if Werecat was this hard.

>> No.38618474

>>38618344
It's mainly the fact that she forces a draw if you're around 70% that makes it so hard. Orgasaming monster pussy is apparently OD. Makes me wonder what kind of absolute bullshit he's gonna make the more high-tier girls pull. Baphomet pussy has gotta be like a 0-10 matchup.

>> No.38618483

Does our world deserve portals?

>> No.38618531

>>38618396

Nope, I actually tried it. I took me 3 days worth of game. It is really, really hard. If you are winning, the cat cheats in such a way that if you are winning in the endgame, she will force an ejaculation along with her if you are at 70% or more of Ecstasy. You need a MASSIVE early advantadge just to barely edge her out, making her cum before you with your Ecstasy bar being at the 30% or less and having her second cum almost finished by the same she manages to make you cum for the first time, even with that advantadge it is extremely hard to win decisively and I have only managed it once. Simply put, your affection bar goes higher way higher than her once you cum, shaking hips, which is what fills her Ecstasy bar the most, also fills up yours at a lesser degree and the "interact" actions which fills up her love bar the quickest, also fill up yours PLUS also filling up your ecstasy bar. Her sex attacks fills up your Ecstasy faster than your strongest sex attacks. So even with the massive early advantadge, you can barely win by an inch because she just demolishes it as the sex battle goes on.

Note, I am taking as " win" achieving both 100% of her affection bar filled up first and managing to give her the final cum before yours without her being able to drag you with her. If you just count it as filling her affection bar before yours, it is rather easy to win by having the early advantadge and spamming the "interact" menu.

>> No.38618553

>>38618474
>Baphomet pussy has gotta be like a 0-10 matchup.

I am confident Bapho is going to require several sex battles just to be able to move on with the story or it will require you to delay the penis insertion as long as possible, likely eating her out and doing lots of stuff. I am more worried about Hellhound, Baphos can in theory be beaten. No one known in MGE has ever outsexed a Hellhound going by the profile.

>> No.38618560

>>38618474
>It's mainly the fact that she forces a draw if you're around 70% that makes it so hard.

This is outright cheating. But to be frank, if she is around 70% near the endgame, you also force a draw on her.

>> No.38618613

>Anons can barely handle a housecat
Man we should really be doing some extensive planning on how better to defeat monsters in the bedroom. If the rpg is any indication of what would happen, then I'm starting to think those posts about losing to a kiss is actually going to happen to some of you

>> No.38618629

>>38618553
Baphos obviously have creator bias, but all have a weakness, just develop crippling cowtit addiction
Just like sticking it in ghouls and manticores second pussys they never use.

>> No.38618639

>>38618613
I will never lose to monster pussy, but honestly if I got my ears messed with or one of those half hour lamia kisses I'm fucking donezo.

>> No.38618642

>>38618629

By the way, after the Lilim sex scene you receive a critical weakness to what you did with the Lilim the most (if you kissed the most, you get a kissing fetish) but kek, right at the start of the game it also says something like "resistence to non monster seduction increased". Monster sex encounters, without even penetration, canonically makes you want non monster women less.

>> No.38618675

>>38618639
I'll be sure to report that about you to the proper authories to save myself from instant loss to hellhound chest mofu

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>>38611967
>literal parasite
>Parasite: an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species.
Holy fuck, get some new material. A parasite is a foreign entity invading a body to steal nutrients, a fetus is created by the body. No wonder our society is taking a nose dive off a cliff when the creation of new life is seen as disgusting. Imo, a woman is at her most beautiful when she's going through that process.

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>>38618675
I'll be sure to report this new information to the monsters while telling them I wanna shove my face into electric raiju tits to feel the tingling sensation

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