/jp/ - Otaku Culture

GET OUT GENSOKYO DEVS

they would be happier in their natural environment

Uh I don't think any of them would want to stay with me.

This picture is awful.

Why can't I just go there?

I'll take Reimu. This way I'll cause an imbalance of power in Gensokyo that will usher it in a new era of peace and solidariety between humans and youkai.

All touhous have friends that I really do not want to tear them away from.

Except Medicine. So, Medicine.

Yukari, so that she can take me back with her.

>>3858431
Youre mom is awful.

None. All more batshit insane that 3D whores. DO NOT WANT.

>>3858431

Remilia is out in sunshine.

We're gonna miss you, Remi.


...We won't actually.

3d is pig, even if it was once 2d

>>3858451
>...We won't actually.


ROFLMFA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPIC HUMOR BRO *HIGH FIVE*

>>3858418
Go back to /bun/ with your waifu survey bullshit.

>>3858451
she's protecting herself with her arm

Yukari, if I want to get the others to come to the real world too. Okuu, if I want my one true waifu. Komachi or Aya, if I want to do this as a favor to them.

I startle easily, and I could use a good umbrella.
It's win-win.

Nitori would love our technology

Meiling, of course.

Akyu-sama
she is the cutest Touhou.

I'd bring komachi since she has the biggest buns since remi would be dead from sun.

>>3858515
>>she is the cutest Touhou.

And also the one with the shortest life-span.

>>3858528
Isn't most of her life spent preparing for reincarnation?

I'd bring Alice, but then she'd miss Marisa and kill me so maybe Nitori.

>>3858534
>implying that canon Alice cares about Marisa

Alice Margatroid, just to piss off Marisa.
But she has to stay 2D, I don't care how.

Wriggle.

>>3858528
>>3858532

fine with me.
I wouldn't want her to grow all old and haggy on me.

as for the whole writing the gensokyo chronicle and reincarnation crap, I would let her have a rest and tell her its alright and she has done a good job.

I don't care if you said girl, I'm bringing Rinnosuke. I'd show him my TV and he'd tell me all about the symbolism of RGB as it relates to the zodiac and 5 chinese elements and the moon and shit and then we'd get high as fuck for the rest of the day.

>>3858544
He said one GIRL, not guy

Wriggle.

>>3858549

>As for the whole writing the gensokyo chronicle and reincarnation crap, I would let her have a rest and tell her its alright and she has done a good job.

Funny, because I would open up /jp/'s archive, show her the MASSIF TROLL WARZ that erupted around her work, and then scream "LOOK AT THIS! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" in her ears until she cried.

>>3858566
> Arcueid Brunestud

Filtered.

Remi.

Everyone else from SDM will come later to meet her.

>>3858569

Hey Arc, that face is the only thing I hate about you.

>>3858566
Yeah but you have a heart of black coal and get orgasms from peoples suffering.

>>3858595

> you have a heart of black coal and get orgasms from peoples suffering.

And you wouldn't have it any other way.

Now kneel, little boy.

>>3858577
Why is it so tiny

>>3858600
Sorry, but you're just not turning me on.

>>3858631

Evidently I haven't hurt you enough, pain-slut.

Yukuri-sama, because anyone who I'd pick would eventually want to return home, and it would be the least of an inconvenience for her.

>>3858600
>Now kneel, little boy.

I can't even move, your ego takes up the whole room.

>>3858636
It hurt a lot when you bit my dick off, you whore.

remi, fritzl etc

>>3858649
Is it bad that I like this guy's art?

>>3858706
Why would it be? It's never bad to like something. Ever.

>>3858714
How long is your jail sentence again?

>>3858604
That's what she said.

>>3858600
Not if I hurt you first.

>>3858730
Hilarious.

Can Touhous leave Gensokyo voluntarily on their own?

>>3858761

Yes, but they are exiled and may never come back. The barrier will erase them if they do.

Which one can cook?

>>3859428
All the stage 5 slaves, Reimu

>>3859428
Several. Sakuya especially.

>>3858761
Yes, they constantly send people out to find some homeless bums and bring them in to be food.

I wouldn't.
Marisa would lose all her friends if I brought her back, anyone who does that to someone forcefully should never call themselves human.

Obvious choice here is Nitori

>>3859535
Obvious choice here is Wriggle

>>3859522
Stepping out to get some cat food

>>3858636
I can't feel pain...or pleasure...or really any sensation.

It's sad.

Easy choice!

>>3859539
Wriggle would just crowd your home with insects and eventually go home.
Nitori would fall in love with this world's technology and isn't very hostile, also.

>>3859546

This is a blight on my eyes

>>3859560
Too healthy for you?

>>3859563
Loli milf only. No exceptions.

>>3859552
Dude, kappa will rip your intestines out and give you anal prolapse. Not hostile?

>>3859569
But healthy Suwako is the best Suwako!

>>3859570
Have you even read Nitori's canon entries?

Wriggle.

>>3859579

Since when have we cared about canon?

Ran.

>>3859583
Damn you secondaryfags...

Momizi.

Suika or Yukari or Utsusho or Yuka.


Imagine one of these guys trying to take over the world. EPIC.

Obvious choice her is the person who could do the most damage.

I vote cirno.

>>3859591
>Implying primaryfags care about canon.

All the "HURR DURR I KNOW TOUHOU IS GRIMDARK BECAUSE I ONLY PLAY GAMES AND THERE THEY SHOOT AT EACH OTHER" posts prove otherwise.

>>3859629
Oh, you're right. I forgot that the english fanbase sucks.

Momiji

>>3858418
Random peasant girl I can woo with my slicked back hair, leather jacket and fancy car.

Oh yeah.

Unless you could somehow keep them locked in your house all the time, almost any Touhou you brought over would become a worldwide celebrity and then get kidnapped by the government and dissected.

>>3859657

Can I help dissect her?

>>3859657
Most of them would nuke the government.

>>3859675

Suwako is at risk here, because frogs are dissected regularly in classrooms.

>>3859657
Then I'll pick one that's stronger than the government of any nation.

>>3859686
Actually I think fetal pigs might be more commonplace now.

I do believe that Cirno would be the easiest to manipulate.
All other choices are a bit risky... except for Nitori, maybe.
I'd roll d20 on it.

>>3859689

>cirno

>easy to manipulate

I think Cirno would have a lot of fun with you.

Shinki.

I make her use hax to become the president of russia and make her use even more hax to make me become the president of the USA.
Next she will demon army's to every fucking country and we have a nice game of Command and Conquer.

While my favorite touhou is Cirno, if asked about someone who I will spend my days with here at home,
it would either be Patchy or loli Yukari.

>>3859636
>>3859629
>>3859591
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>>3859570
>>3859552
>>3859539
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

>>3859687
If US agents tried to pull that shit on Flandre it would be like 9/11 times a thousand when she was done

>>3859703

>>3859698
Can I have Germany?

>>3859708
How can I be trolled if I'm taking the middle ground between the two trolls and not further contributing to the argument aside from this message which I consider to be the start of a separate topic?

>>3859713
I mean, that's not what troll's go for really.
Trolls want you to argue back and forth with them.
This is very much distinct from outright telling both sides of an argument to shut it and not taking an actual side.

Well, it's obvious no one wants yuyuko.
Though she could probably turn you into a ghost as well.
Immortality is a good thing.

I wonder if anyone takes into account that although you'd bring them home, you'd have no control... unless it was Ruukoto or something/someone along those lines.

wriggle or mystia

>>3859723
>Immortality is a good thing.

dunno bro, that differs person to person.

>>3859723
I think you'd just turn into one of the cruddy blob ghosts. I guess you could enjoy getting herded around by Youmu every day.

>>3859755
Are you the faggot that wouldn't drink the Hourai elixir?

>>3859772

Can I float up her skirt and/or have ghost sex with Myon?

>>3859779
Yes. You can ghostfuck Myon all you like. The worst that can happen is Youmu slashes you and you go to heaven.

>>3859791
>The worst that can happen is Youmu slashes you and you go to heaven

OH SHI...

What would happen if you got Myon pregnant? I'm still completely baffled by how a half ghost is supposed to work.

>>3859799
That might be a different heaven. I can't keep track of all the damn afterlife realms they have.

>>3859808
Ghosts can't get pregnant.
If a man impregnates Youmu, the child's soul will be detached from the body just like Youmu's.

Cirno obviously.

>>3859822
Or your soul just prolapses. Say, one day you're shitting and a white ectoplasmic thing comes out.