/jp/ - Otaku Culture

this some /tg/ shit again?

>>38570219
Don't like hags as a term
Instant loss is bullshit regardless of what gender is the doing it
Along with the above, instant reversal is also bullshit
I wish there was more transformation stories

Here anon you seemed stressed. Squeeze this bat plush

I see it's another hololive thread spam day

>>38570301
nah
its tiki from fire emblem, drawn evil for some reason

>>38570301
No, it's Fire Emblem.

>>38570328
They're going through a lot right now, this is the second time in the span of a month or so they've been cucked by one of the twitch streamers they give thousands to.

>>38570321
cool
>squeeze the vamp instead

>>38570344
>his is the second time in the span of a month or so they've been cucked by one of the twitch streamers they give thousands to.
Do I even want to know?

>>38570219
I can't stand it when artists can't fucking be bothered to look up what a bat wing looks like

>>38570354
All you need to know is that vtumors are pathetic and shouldn't be on /jp/

>>38570344
Alright I'm curious, what was the cucking?

>>38570364
fox too flat, and almost no hips but her tail is big

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>>38570351
The gentleman's response.

>>38570351
Congrats you are now allowed to squeeze the bat plush at any time.

>>38570456
Thank you for posting the superior version.

I've always loved harpies and always thought that's all I wanted, but I've come to realize that any big feathery winged monstergirl would do. As long as the wing hugs are viable, I'm happy.

>>38570301
Worse, it's /v/ shit

>>38570504
Hello I would like to introduce you to angels

>>38570504
egg laying hips are a good bonus

>>38570534
I would cuddle an angel.

>Steal one ring to rule them all
>Propose to ring wraiths with said ring
Would it work lads?

>>38570593
You unlocked the secret Smeagol ending.

>>38570504
a feathered beast for your consideration

>>38570622
Considered and ignored

>>38570593
I would absolutely ravage female ring wraiths. The Nine Riders is going to take on an entirely different meaning when I'm done. They'll get to see my fires when they mount my doom.

>>38570622
I am divided between petting her ears or fondling her wings

>>38570719
This is why you were given two hands. I ALSO want to stroke those antlers, though...

>>38570593
They are free to control me making me addicted to their magic by wearing their rings

>>38570727
little bun tails always need a quick fluff.

>>38570727
I feel like I need four to take full advantage.

>>38570770
Four sounds about right.
>Horns
>Ears
>Tail
>Wings
>Waist/butt
>Naturally, your face goes in her tits... but that leaves her lips alone
Fuck, now I need a second head, too.

Manaketes? In my monstergirl thread!?

Sure!

>38570805
Fuck off retard

Living Doll reaction on her glowup

>>38570805
Those western faces make me puke

>"How many horns are you?"
>"Yes."

>>38570911
That isn't enough horns. I want her hornier.

Nuclear hell raven harpy. Dumb, but big boobs.

I love my wife.

Other than akanames, what monster girls are most likely to drink your piss bottles?

>>38570779
>NinjaWorm has stealthily eaten all of anons veggies without him seeing her

humans boys coom three times are hard when the are raped

>>38571019
u ok?

>>38571026
Miss Mindflayer got to him

disgusting SUBhumans dont deserve rights

>>38571077
Sub shmub. I just want to meet my kraken.

What would a powerful witch's reaction be if she found out her human male friend is into lolicon femdom?

>"Kill the Zipangese- Wait no!" Says the Boy with glowing red eyes, accidentally.

>>38571119
>what would x if y
Unsure. Sneaking into pharaoh's sarcophagus now

>>38571115
if a kraken did happen to find you in a sub she'd be certain to free you from that metal prison.

>>38571077
Describe what is a subhuman compared to a normal human

It's not enough to have monsters based on folklore and history. I want speculative evolution alien monstergirls

>>38571152
thats what you call human derivative species like Elves

>>38571127
>"Rape a Zipangese boy, got it."

Start posting images you degenerates

How big is too big?

>>38571172
i love my wife

>>38571172
Never!

>>38571186
BIGGER

>>38571197
Nothing like a fresh gulp of cat milk straight from the tap in the mornings!

>>38571282
>tfw no soft, big tiddy catgirl waifu to use as a warm bodypillow at night

>>38570970
Probably most bug type girls: beelzebub, devil bugs, soldier beetle, etc.
Not the colony bugs though. They're all about order and cleanliness, (honeybees and giant ants).

Plant girls would see it as fertilizer. Urine is very high in nitrogen. Plants crave it.

You may get a diamond-suited Wonderland girl to do it, but don't get your hopes up. Wild wolf type girls may splash it on themselves as a way of being "marked" by you; though they may prefer a more direct approach from the source. I suspect a disproportionate amount of alps may do it since they were all former faggots.

>>38571662
>Plants crave it.
I thought they craved electrolytes, not nitrogen.

>>38571600
>tfw no soft, big tiddy foxgirl waifu to use as a warm bodypillow at night

>>38571600
>>38571715
>tfw no soft, big tiddy birdgirl waifu to use as a warm bodypillow at night

>>38571670
Nitrogen, potassium, and phosphorous. That's what plants love. Human urine contains all three actually and a lot of them too! It's even better than mineral and chemical fertilizers. So give your plant waifu lots of your piss. Of course if you're not a degenerate and don't want to kiss a girl that just drank your piss, don't have her drink it. Just piss around her so that her roots absorb it.

You have fulfilled your breeding quota for the week, right Anon? I don't want to have to report you to the authorities.

>>38571779
>tfw no soft, big tiddy plantgirl waifu to use as a warm bodypillow at night

>>38571793
Be a good husbando and build her a large hothouse, so that she can thrive in winter. Incorporate a removeable walls and roof design, so when spring and summer roll around, she gets fresh air and rain.

>>38571784
Lady it takes 9 months

>>38571854
>9 months
Heh. Try a month

>>38571784
lady i am literally attached to my wife most of the day. please she's sleepy.

>>38571870
I like to imagine that dormice are hyperactive the four hours a day they're actually awake.

>>38571900
>16 hours of sleep
>4 hours of dazed sleepwalking
>4 hours of bouncing off the walls (or rather, your cock) with immense energy

>>38571784
Fuck the police

>>38571935
>No matter when you insert your dick you will have a willing and participating partner
>All that time you spend not sleeping because you're an incubus means you can still run the house just fine, too
Dormice are amazing.

>>38571877
>not being attached through the night as well
NOT ENOUGH

>>38571982
Right? Pickle dick is the mark of a good husband.

>>38571977
Even better, the kids will sleep a lot too, probably having the same sleep schedule as your dormouse wife. Not much worrying about them getting into trouble, needing tended to, etc.

>>38572037
What does she do while (YOU) are sleeping?

Worms

>>38570863
Back to /a/, faggot. Nobody care about your shitty nu-anime.

>>38571962
Yes, that is the idea behind the quotas, ensure happiness of married couples by "requiring" them to do something that was already happening, while giving the cops an excuse to prosecute single Anons who can't meet the quota.

>>38572056
Sleep with you

>>38572056
>16 hours a day to sleep next to your wife
>Choosing to go to bed during any the 8 she's fairly lucid
You wut? Also, she might rape you if she doesn't want to cuddle. I bet dormouse husbands can do incredible things in their sleep as well.

>>38572090
She can look fearsome all she wants, but she has soft, squishy paw pads. Thus, her intimidation factor is set to zero. She's just another adorable dog.

>>38571982
oh we are, but sometimes she sleeps without me on and as soon as she wakes up it's back to being attached.

>>38572161
I hope you know you just broke like, 37 laws.
She is gonna throw the book at you.

Who and why designed the Nun outfits?
They are supposed to make the women wearing them be less desirable but ended up having the exact opposite effect on men.
They work as a please assault this woman flag and the is historical evidence behind this as well…
The only other uniform that I can think of that was this bad was the British army uniforms that made the poor bastard wearing it easier to spot and shot at.

>>38570283
/x/ threads and or /k/ scary horror stories if with Monstergirl Encyclopedia:

>Be me go to innawoods
>Hear spooky crap
>Good thing I have muh AR-15 rifle
>See monster charge at me
>Open fire.jpg
>Boolets and AR-15 do not work and fail
>Monster that is a goat woman rape me
>TFW I'm now the husband cum dumpster of a thicc goat girl
>Also Demon Energy now turned my trusty AR into a cute anime girl into a "cursed gun"
>Now have a second wife too

You know what you should do? Go running with the devil.

>>38572546
What are the results of me cumming inside her when having sex with her? Atleast after she and I takes a shower first.

>>38572078
Not him but chill

>>38572546
Dex build!

>>38572625
Running is more of a Stamina build

Imagine an Alp momster.

No, imagine loli liches floating around instead.

This is what happens when a human girl touches a cursed item riddle with monster energy and cummies.

What would be the best/worst
monster girl to help an order's flagellant to quit/heal from his self harming religious practices ?

>>38573053
Dark elf.

>>38573058
Is the worst possible choice

>>38573079
Think about it, she will turn his pain into pleasure and she's already fully into it, they're the perfect match.

>>38573032
Actualy thats a automaton with its limiters released
I dont like that she's killing herself every time she does it

>>38573088
You flagged your self to purified your sin and the ones of other it's not a source of pleasure. She is the exact opposite of a true flagellant and he would hate her for that.

>>38572622
Any arguments why I should tolerate a normalfag anime that doesn't even have monster girls? Also this isn't the first time he's force his shit here.

>>38570970
Any Slime color.
/end.

I want to continually feed and breed my monster wife, so that she'll turn into a fat old smelly hairy hag
Which will in turn make me want to keep reproducing with her, although perhaps even more strongly than before.

>>38573032
Is that how the Ancients made Automatons?
>afaik KC just said it was 'lost unknown technology' but thats one plausible method.
>presumably nano-mana-tech also converts any of Anon's new daughterfus while still in the upgraded womb-unit

>>38572467
>Be Fudd-Anon
>[spits baccy] Y'all shoulda carried a proper durr raifu, a real .thutty-fudd-six springfield, son
>Anon," Why, would that have saved me from the mamono?"
>[spits more] "Naw, but you'd've got a much hotter second-waifu."

D-boss likes meeting her employees

What happens when two or more shogs meet? Do they talk to each other or do they not need to because of some kind of hive mind?

>>38573440
They're differents and exchange method to please master

>>38573428
I will subdued the big lizard and I will be the next boss

>>38573472
maybe she has ways to... keep you in line

>>38573472
anon it's not ancient times anymore, that's extremely unprofessional

People who beat the secret boss get the perk "Peak prefornance"

>>38573522
>>38573525
If she asked to see me that mean she want this outcome. Dick win, no matter what

>>38573548
No anon she wanted to see you due to your atrocious performance this quarter

>>38573538
I would of thought that with the whole thing about making a better man and all that, that having a dark valk waifu whould give you the sexual version of that perk

>>38573548
>>38573561
>anon mentally retreats into his dragon wrangler fantasy as his boss threatens to fire him

>>38573561
Ah. Well she can't fire me if I flee in the wood and never comeback.

>>38571186
Think any more than this is a bit too big for me
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=5&base_in=11&comp_ft=9&comp_in=0

What lego legends/Dota champion would your waifu main? Are you the heal slut or is she?

>>38573582
This is not a fantasy, it was true 50 years back and it's still true. I will conquered that dragon even if she used her fire ability.

>Anon mating pressing his dragon boss on her desk
>Rest of the office watches in the horror of unprofessionalism and jealousy
>After a long 8 hour fuck session dragon boss still fires him
>But takes him as her treasure

>dragon owned company
>treats the office like its a castle and has her living space on the top floor
> the sign above office's finance department has been crudly marked out
>Under it is scrawed the word "treasury"
>The people inside so their jobs like any finance department
>they just have strict orders to ignore the room filled with nick nacks and things the dragon likes
>or the bound and gagged anon covered in kiss and bite marks

>>38573677
Brining up those games sounds like a terrible idea.
And considering I'm already maining Sona she has to play ADC.

>>38571784
>implying I follow the law

today be the day of love, Anon. What would you do with the wife?

>>38573817
>Other anon spend his enter shift fucking his demon boss due to the contract
>Can't even get fired or quit even if he wanted to due to that damn contract
>Rest of the office has just gotten used to the constant banging and moaning from her office.

>>38572919
>have onii-san childhood friend, year or two older than you
>always protected you from the bullies
>play vidya with him everyday after school, he won most of the time
>grow up to be good buds
>one day portals open
>mass panic and chaos as men are being snatched up and women are monsterizing
>first thing you think to do is run to friends house, he always protected you
>get there safely somehow
>bang on door, no answer
>call then text him frantically, now you're worried he got caught
>only answer is a text "go away"
>text back "please bro, let me in!"
>few seconds later door opens a little, friend's got a blanket over him, can't see his face
>"you-you really shouldn't be here"
>his voice sounds hoarse, like he's got a cold
>"bro, c'mon, you gotta let me in, it's crazy out here, and... I'm scared"
>with that he opens the door all the way and yanks you inside
>having unexpected the pull, you fall on your ass as your friends closes and locks the door
>"I-I tried to warn you" that's not his voice "I-I didn't want you to see me like this"
>lets the blanket fall to the floor
>beautiful woman in briefs and a tanktop is standing in his place
>no, human women don't have wings, horns, and a tail
>try to move back a bit "wh-what did you do with (friend)?"
>"oh, please anon, don't be scared. It's me! I'm right here!."
>"liar!" Start to tear up a bit "(friend) is a man! He's strong and masculine, and would never turn into a woman!"
>the woman falls to her knees and embraces you
>"anon it really is me, I promise, I-I can't bare to see you like this! I-I can still protect you! I may have... turned into a woman but I've never felt stronger! Hush now, I'm here, I'll make it all better."
>something about her smell, or maybe it's her voice, relaxes you a little bit. Suddenly realize the situation you're in, a beautiful woman in underwear is hugging you. Start to pitch a tent.
>she notices
>blushes
>"I-I know I shouldn't be, but... if you would like... I can help you with that."
>all sense of reason is out the door now, nod your head
>she gets to her feet, helps you to yours, then begins steering you to the bedroom
>she's taller than you, eyes are at tit level
>damn those are some nice tits
>she notices you staring
>"g-geez bro, I know I'm stacked but..."
>get to bedroom
>she strips and sits on the bed
"I uh, I don't really know what I'm supposed to do but... my instincts are telling me..." she spreads her legs and stretches her arms out to you "to spoil you"
>you practically dive in
>she giggles at your eagerness "no homo, by the way"

>>38573911
Yeah i deleted the post cause of that. So would she rape you if you fuck up or is that not her nature?

Oooh, Elden Ring!

>>38574102
Hot. Tomboy onee-chan/momsters are based.

>>38574102
Shut up faggot

Can I get the knight and Cheshire pic please. I feel lonely without it...

>>38574313
Hey anon
Alps

>>38574459
it got the programmer socks

>>38570283

>>38574583
>2 inch
this bapho dum

I do not like the smug aura of this drawing, its mocking me

>>38574634
Smash it

>>38574674
but it too scary

>>38574583
>hfw she finds out I'm a grower not a show-er

>>38574706
Then slap it first

>>38574763
>slap picture
>it moans
Nope, still too scary.

>>38574734
>She sees your tiny flaccid cock grow to immense size as it fills with hot blood
>"Nuggets"
What did she mean by this?

>>38574810
Clearly she is recommending you both pick up some tendies after sex. I concur.

>>38574793
Pat it maybe ?

>>38574837
>pat the picture
>the smug melts to a dopey smile
>as you pat the picture, two arms come out slowly and grab you pulling into the picture
>The picture shows the scary fox holding a man that is hugging her back
Good end: The loneliness absolved

Living dolls don’t have to be lolis. Get yourself a doll that can really take good care of you.

>>38573129
>not finding pleasure in purifying away sin
Surely this is heresy, brother. Sister Kecidh only wishes for you to find joy in your redemption and study the sacred texts with you.

>>38575007
She needs to cover up those ball joints, the slut!

>>38575007
i need the thicc dolls

>>38572546
>not dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight

I kinda want a titana godmother

>>38574824
>centuries of life experience
>phenomenal magic power
>runs a complex and powerful secret organization
>but can't get laid with mega smex magic
>still likes tendies
The most wizardly monster possible. Baphs are irredeemable dorks, ain't they? I bet they're all gawky virgins that stutter. All of the cool monsters that rape others laugh at the Baphs.

>>38575257
That’s the price they for magic

>>38575286
fuck magic

>>38575320

>>38575320
>t. Cave dwelling savage monster that can’t even add

Just found out my gf cheated on me, it was a mistake to ever trust 3dpd. Back to mgs.

>>38575359
>lich fucks up her resurrection ritual
>she comes back with the same magical power of a lich, but her intelligence is closer to that of a zombie
>she casts random spells because she likes the pretty colors they make and because her husband goes 'oooooh' and 'aaaaahhh'

>>38575286
Naruhodo. Picrel.
>>38575374
My condolences.

>cheshire friend shows a photo she took at a recent sleepover with the girls in class
>its a picture of a hellhound holding a plushie
>the plushie looks like you

>>38575425
>it’s also a voodoo doll

>>38575410
Fuck, that black lipstick is too op

>>38575374
Sorry my dude

>>38570593

>>38570283

Not all Human Maids are bad. Some are outright cool looking.

>>38575467
Don't forget her high-grade mana tanks and study-free magic powers. Having the ambition to go out and take what she wants, instead of founding a itty bitty titty support committee is a charm point too. I'm not trying to be mean, Baphs are fine but niche, other casters are more fun.

>>38575467

>>38575374
Sorry brother, 3d is shit

>>38575632
Do you think slimes give their husband a slime-onahole whenever they have to go to work/leave the house?

>>38575632
i need to be covered in my wife's kisses and covered eyes just drive me wild

>>38575576
I want to go witch hunting with demon realm silver bullets now...

>>38575140
You're my number 1 guy

>>38575576
>big tiddy dark mage that towers over you
good fucking LORD

>>38575632
For those Wondering. Here is a rough translation:
E1043: Nymphae Race: Slime Habitat: Swamps, springs A man-made creature created by an alchemist, a fusion of slime and homunculus. It is intelligent, but its vocal cords are irregular, so it cannot speak. It is said that she was created to be the ideal bride, but due to her creator's unbalanced tastes, she only has skills specialized in sperm absorption. 2 Unique Skills [Splitting] The ability to create a small alter ego at will. It can be made to stand on its own, manipulated and siphoned, and can be used to bind adventurers who are paying attention to it from behind. This is it! 12

>>38575650
I work and live in a church with my wives, but if it was a normal modern day fantasy all of them absolutely would. Probably Even sensory connect it to there pussies.

>>38575576
>instead of founding a itty bitty titty support committee is a charm point too
>other casters are more fun
Agree, young Dark Mages are more fun and erotic than the Sabbath.

>>38570283

>>38575576
i wanna have a dark mage gf so she can experiment on my body and also mod it, as well getting kisses and milkies for a job well done

>>38570283

>>38575758
>dark mage gf periodically asks you drink her potions or let her cast spells on you
>the effects vary wildly
>sometimes nothing happens
>sometimes you get really horny and fuck her on the spot
>sometimes they put you to sleep
>sometimes they give you a 2 foot long dick
>regardless, dark mage always thanks you for being a guinea pig and gives you headpats

>>38575833
The way her body and purple skin are visible through the dress is really hot

>>38575833
That outfit and setting is too happy for an apophis

>>38575792
i am wondering, would the element that the dark mage specializes in effect their personality as in certain personalities gravitate towards certain magics

>>38575861

I need a soft momster hag to snuggle me to sleep.

>>38575895
go to build a bogey and ask for one

>>38575873
Like a fire-focused dark mage having a short temper and insatiable libido?

They say many enter hagville, but nobody leaves.

>>38575895

>>38575922
yup, or a ice mage that needs to be warmed up and snuggled to break her seemingly cold exterior, an earth mages somewhat tomboyish attudite and genkiness, a light mage's very spoiling and motherly attudite almost always becoming the parties mother, fretting over the littlest thing, or the lighting mages hyperactivity and sponsteous decisions.

>>38575969
looks comfy but the wocktacles scare me a lot

'Hag' is an offensive and very hurtful term for slightly aged monsters who just haven't found a boy yet. I'm sponsoring a new bill in MGC that will outlaw the usage of this slur, with serious sexual penalties for those that utter it.

>>38576017
HAG HAG HAG HAG HAG HAG HAG HAG

>>38576017
And who exactly is behind such a bill?

>>38576017
>slightly aged
it sounds worse, the best word to use is mature, overriped, old, and dusty

>>38575969
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>38575983
A wind mage that's all ditzy and carefree, who's liable to mentally drift off if you don't keep her attention on the matter at hand

>>38576057
Fuck off

>>38570283

>>38576003
>They have deep male voices

>>38576065
i love the massive hands

>>38576065
GARGANTUAN OBESE PEOPLE-EATING BEAST

Alright fuck it, I made a tier list after seeing the one from last thread and couldn't get the thought out my head. Do your worst! Yeah, not a fan of undead, sorry.

>>38576151
I'm having a hard time pinning down your tastes but I see a sith in last tier so you're doing that right at least

>>38576151
>Pslime and Roper in Childhood friend tier.
Based. Also childhood friend turned slime carrier when?

the superior ranking, all others bad

I fuckin hate both the tier list and sorter

>>38576057
>>38576099
Actual autism, please get cancer and die soon, gomenasai!

>>38576376
Why?

>>38576376
the sorter's fucking shit because it takes a million years and the teir list is shit because it only shows the images in a small form factor. and doesn't tell you the name
>>38576412

>>38575861
jokes on you, I already couldn't stop talking about massive moo-moo milkers before I saw your stupid webm.

>>38576195
My tastes are all over the place. As far as physical traits go, they're pretty universal, can get knocked up and is warm. As far as personality and disposition goes, I like motherly, I like ditzy and in need of protection, I like smart/proud/strong and bullyable, I like bratty and in need of a good spanking. Might be easier to list what I don't like, physically cold, mean or cruel, and girls that trap you in a literal sense.

The only objectively correct tier list. Every MG deserves love.

>>38576376
I don't like people spamming it - people may look at maybe first posted, and then they ignore the rest anyway.

>>38576548
>Every MG deserves love
I agree with the statement, but does that mean every girl deserves your love? Do you really have no personal preferences at all? Because that's what the tier list is about. If I saw any of the girls at the bottom of my list in a happy relationship I wouldn't be upset, I'd be happy for them.

What would be the easiest way to get a loving momster in hagville?

>>38576621
Be single in hagsville.

here's mine if it would upload.

>lose the fight against Demon Hag on the throne
>she smugs
>she strips you, put you on her lap and say it’s time for humiliation
>she summons her Four Heavenly Knights and everyone in the castle
>she forces you to suck her tits and gives you a nursing handjob just to nail how you are now her husband being corrected for all to see
>She didn’t mean YOUR humiliation, but she is humiliating all her normalfag subjects that laughed at her age behind her back, now she has a husband and they don’t
>(You) can’t hear from the wet sounds of slurping her tits but the audience right now is angrily crying that if they did their job instead of lazing it out, one of them could have married you, but they didn’t. So you reached all the way to the throne room and the old hag got married first

>>38576603
Let's just say, I'm quite a desperate man.

>>38576675
/v/crossie.

>>38576675
An entire castle and no one sniffed the male human waltzing around begging to be raped? What were they doing, reading cheap wish fulfillment Zipanguese doujins in their rooms?

>>38576712
>>38576675
we have our own Alice!

>>38576693
You might be in a lot of trouble if you ever get on MGC's equivalent of the Bachelor.
>>38576671
>chesh, shog, and Jub all at top
Yay!
>holst in fine
>dream hors in no thanks
Aww...

>normalfag-lists
Sometimes this thread need a strong gatekeeping and really good moderation instead off bannig actually related posts because visible nipple.

>>38576151
>not liking undead
Last thread we got the king of shit taste, looks like we got the prince

>>38576758
>You might be in a lot of trouble if you ever get on MGC's equivalent of the Bachelor.
What will they do? Come crashing through the door?

>>38576017
Sauce?

>>38576805
>instead off bannig actually related posts because visible nipple.
But anon, the ads.

>>38576826
They might if you're too indecisive.
>fine, sense anon can't make up his mind, first to get his dick inside their pussy gets to keep him!

>>38576675
I want to mate with jabberwock!
>>38576712
Anon this entire thread's origins are crossboard. That only becomes a problem when it's /tg/ bullshit or posting offtopic images.

>>38576824
Sorry anon, undead has always been a turn off for me, even before MGE. Hope you and your undead wife are happy though!

>>38576851
I misspoke. I mean the semi-visible nipple.

>>38576065
Which one is better to take to a festival?

>>38576845
I can recognize her FAT ass anywhere.
Character: Carmilla. From the artstyle, artist: Solopipb.
Likely the joint doujin from Solopipb and Regura.

>>38570283

>>38576912
Gazer, only because the wock would cost you too much in snacks.

>>38577003
FLUFFY

>>38576805
>good moderation instead off bannig actually related posts because visible nipple.
"Good" may be an exaggeration but it used to be that off-topic posts would get deleted fairly quickly. That hasn't happened since the vtumour threads popped up, now even the most blatant off-topic garbage stays up. Whether that's because the increased traffic means mods can't keep up or due to general incompetence I'm not sure.

>>38577037
>due to general incompetence I'm not sure
I think this. They just obey the general rule "ban all porn or erotica" and don't care about other violations like troll and off-topic posts.

Reminder that somewhere the demons are plotting our enslavement
...probably
They could just be talking about taco night

She will lift you up so she can bite you without bending down

>>38577037
>>38577118
Seeing how Jannies can be trigger-happy sometimes I'm surprised we are not forced to go to /h/ or something like that. I'm also surprised Anons can control themselves that good despite this being a borderline porn thread. You would think Jannies have to come here all the time to delete nipple pics and shit like that.

Basically what The Order believes and teaches in their bibles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGj9kiG3HS0

>>38577134
>plotting our enslavement
More like plotting how best to conquer our dicks! It won't be that difficult.

>>38577176
Monstergirls aren't allowed on /h/. Which is odd because they allow monsterboy shit

>>38576877
>Anon this entire thread's origins are crossboard. That only becomes a problem when it's /tg/ bullshit or posting offtopic images.
This. I post Makoto all the time and nobody cares.

>>38577017
That's judgemental! You shouldn't assume wock will eat everything just because she's a wock!

>Anon this entire thread's origins are crossboard. That only becomes a problem when it's /tg/ bullshit or posting offtopic images.
This. I post Makoto all the time and nobody cares.

>>38577122
Tell me about this squid. Is she evil?

>>38577231
Oh yeah? Hey Wock-chan, my semen tastes like chocolate syrup!

>>38577003
The NTR smile...

>>38577134
I imagine most discussion is about the Shotabowl at the moment.

>>38577136
I'm dropping to the floor and making terrible jokes about being dead weight.

>>38577185
You could conquer half of the population with genuine love and blowjobs. The other half can't put up a fight.

>>38577250
becuase makoto is just a lewd rodent girl
the tg stuff tends to be just stuff that only has a passing mention to monstergirls to stay relavent
its not like your posting paragraphs blazblue lore with every post (or the guy that posts the RWBY catgirls)
the same cannot be said for the ace combat guy, where all we get is thinly veild AC7 shitposting

>>38577198
That's an oddly specific thing to restrict knowing that /h/ is pretty degenerate already.

>>38577198
Modern /h/ is shit.

>>38577316
and /d can be boild down to [fetish+futa] on a bad day

>>38577290
the fuck are you talking about

>>38577362
ignore him

>>38577334
Sometimes I'm grateful that they did separate the blue boards from all that shitshow. Though I still can't understand why you can randomly get a dick pick if you lurk /v/. It's like a goddamn russian roulette.

>>38577334
Sadly I'm not surprised. Cuckfags are like furries, they get off on pushing their dreck everywhere they possibly can and when you have mods who either don't care or actively support them then it proliferates. That's the last I'm going to say about the moderation situation, it's getting too off-topic.

>>38577375
The mod at /v/ is literally called "futa queen" and he's keeping the racebait NTR spam threads on, while deleting any gaming/political opinion he dislikes.
Also he's allowing all the shills and tranners to shit it up. No wonder it's such a cesspit. I only go there for occasional gartic phone threads.

>>38577302
>If you take his heart, the dick will follow.
- Sun Haku, the Art of Love

>>38577424
I usually go there for sale threads, but >>38577406 Is right. Shit's getting off-topic.

>>38577397
Sorry, you can't be a mommy with tits that small.

Then lets get back on topic
how would you deal with your wifes clothes in a modern, puplic setting?

>>38577488
Tell her you will give her the most sexy outfit you can think of but in reality it will be the most prim and proper nun-tier outfit imaginable just to see her reaction.

>>38577488
Monster girl wearing comfy clothes is hot. Also I doubt they'd dress like skanks once they have husbands. They wouldn't want other men to look at them.

My goal is to stay a virgin achieve wizardom and ascend to the greatest reaches of magic while flexing on all the bapho/witch bullies

>>38577488
just tell people she's a cosplayer
a VERY dedacatied cosplayer

>>38577488
>spit-trail kiss
The sexiest part in sex for me.

>>38577488
Why would I need to deal with her clothes? Is she not dressing herself?

>>38577529
Why do it the old-fashioned way when you can just marry a Dark Mage? You will have the magic and you can nut daily in a real mage.

>>38576757
I want to smooch and have very cute sex with Alice!

>>38577488
Her tits are so big, it doesn't matter what she wears, she still looks lewd.

>>38577176
>Seeing how Jannies can be trigger-happy sometimes I'm surprised we are not forced to go to /h/ or something like that.
Oh god, anything but being forced to move to /h/, the threads are going to be spammed to hell with ntr, bestiality and blacked by the mentally ill cuckfags who can't accept there is people who dislike their shit, especially that mge focuses on wholesome marriages, another shit /v/ hates as the few vanilla threads gets spammed with the same shit

>>38577555
Spite.

>>38577488
My wife is a Night Gaunt the only thing she wears in latex slime. Most of the time my slime.

>>38577568
I sure would like a woman that understands that. She doesn't even need to show skin, just fitted clothes are plenty.

>>38577488
Meiya's clothes are made of satin, For extra soft hugging and cuddling. and fugging.

huh, my captcha spells "H2RNY" what a coincidence.

>>38577625
Your wife's horny is bleeding through onto the internet, please calm her down

>>38577568
Rumor says there are clothes designers in order lands so repressed and virgins that they can design you clothes that can hide the sexyness of a Lillim from at least a mile away.

>>38577488
I think a better question is how do modern clothes deal with my wife?
Either way she won't be wearing them for long.

fuck comfy slice of life, i want a wack wild adventure filled with dangerous sexy monsters to fight and fuck.

The Order has sent a Pied Piper-style Hero to fight against the Mouse and Rat Mamonos.

Pied Piper-style Hero versus Mouse/Rat Monstergirls, who wins?

>>38577652
looks like an oppressive boss

>>38577652
Please let your wife remained clothed long enough to complete her work.

>>38577666
More like a mating pressed boss.

>>38577662
>who wins?
The viewer.

>>38577662
They have to pay the piper with gangrape

>>38577639
i guess i'll have to draw more of her. oh well more practice for me.

>>38577662
Pied Piper + Hero is an unbeatable combo, truly terrifying to be honest.

>>38577662
>They send a class can can only give buffs/debuffs
What were they thinking?

>>38577610
Here here!
>>38577641
We tried a nun habit for fun once. The boob tent was so big I could hide in it.

>>38577525
I'm pretty sure they do since every girl in the first book is meant to be married.
But in such a sex positive society where everyone pairs off fast if they want to and looks like hercules I doubt anyone cares about nudity.

big girls require a big heart

>>38577488
it's fine, maybe

>>38577724
You literally can't suffer with MGs

>>38577525
married chicks can dress like whatever, there's magic and shit so you're not attracted to them anymore.

>>38577525
>>38577714
I like to headcanon that once they acquire a husband, they cast some magic on themselves to make it so they are unable to attract other males aside from their beloved.
Or maybe the demonic/mamono energy does that idk

>>38577724
I only have a normal sized heart, can I still have a big girl?

>>38577525
Ever profile picture is a married monster. Monsters commonly dress like sluts to get their husbands attention but will dress in a way their husband likes. It's only for their husband because other men are asexual beings to a married monster and aren't even considered.
>Also, since a seduction spell can be used to focus attention on themselves, conversely, it can also be applied to divert attention. For instance, monsters with eye-catchingly beautiful looks can use it so that they can actually go about doing things without standing out, and monsters with an appearance tempting to men can even make it so that they won't attract the desires of any but the specific man that they are targeting. There are several nymphomancy spells that all monster races ordinarily cast unconsciously, and this is also one of them. The fact is that most monsters with partners divert the desires of men other than their husband by means of this spell.

>>38577488
My black harpy wife would probably just have a t-shirt and short-cut jeans in public.
Nothing fancy but I love it.
I should really get that as a commission.

>>38577757
I don't think that's even headcanon. They certainly have the ability to do that at least.

>>38577706
Anon the class has a hyper specific perfect counter to rodents, he just got a army of lovestruck rats/mice willing to do is bidding now

>>38577769
Oh really? That's awesome
I love this setting, god bless KC.

Yeah well dressing sexy is cool, but have you ever seen those monsters in sweaters and jeans on Latenight drawings?
That's so so erotic.

>>38577730
I like the spooky vibe of this monstergirl, uh too bad that many also belong to the worst faction in the series(Extremists). Druella you are dumb stupid and dumb and stupid.

>>38577757
It's not head canon. That's literally what happens. >>38577761 Monsters also commonly have public sex because they also have magic to make others ignore them.
>The spell wards off people while monsters are having sex with human men, i.e., the purpose of the spell is to prevent sex from being interrupted. Essence and mamono mana mix together through sexual intercourse, causing mana to swell and overflow into the surroundings, creating an unapproachable atmosphere on the spot, albeit it does not create a physically impregnable wall of mana. Instead, what it really does is make others feel that “it's somehow difficult to approach”. Ergo, it's not actually impossible to approach, but even if someone were to behold the sight of the caster copulating with a man, she'd soon become unaware of it “somehow”, and it would feel like part of the background. Also, those influenced by this spell fundamentally cannot be clearly aware that they are under its effects. Although it may seem like monsters are sitting ducks while getting down and dirty with the men they claimed as the spoils of war on the battlefield, it is due to this spell's effects that they can enjoy sex without being targeted by the enemy.

>>38577769
Maybe, but it's really wierd and implies some sort of wierd mind control stop normal human men being normal human men.

>>38577488
Imagine your monsterwife managed to portal herself to YOU, right now. How would you pass her off as normal? Or would you hide her away, or run away together into the wilderness for her safety?

I imagine some monstergirls would be significantly easier to blend in than others.

>>38577806
>hide away
>pass her off as normal
Anon, I would come out and say that the DOTR has come. Imagine how many of this thread I would save.

>>38577781
Imagine having to (or, more accurately, feeling like you have to) keep other men away from your hot but totally loyal wife. Not comfy, even if the man is trying to be normal but can't help staring at her tits.

>>38577799
There's a good deal of that in the setting if you look for it. It's more perception control than true mind control, but it's a thing.

Explore old mansions

>>38577806
I would fly off with my Night Gaunt wife to some cave somewhere nobody would ever find us and never be seen again.

>>38577806
>She's just my really big pet squirrel. Stop acting weird.

>>38577825
>That hand about to snuff out the candle
He's in danger

>>38577834
>merely a squirrel

>>38577806
nah, im self centered enough to not care about other peoples perception of normality

>>38577806
polymorph spell till my family accepts her. Then I'd propably contact Anons from this thread to monsterize some girls for them. Then we would launch global strike for COMPLETE. GLOBAL. MONSTERIZATION.

>>38577826
I imagine you could eventually create a real life version of the Darkest Dungeon eventually, when you inevitably make many daughters and have to find men for them, and when they inevitably all make many daughters.

You'd turn Earth into an Eldritch planet over the millenia.

>>38577850
Soft cat.

>>38577850
Thank you for your service, anon.

>>38577757
>>38577796
This is lame, it's one of the odd cases of KC going too far in the hugbox direction and I hate that word.
Not only does it take the thrill out of public sex with the risk of being caught but there's also nothing wrong with a bro saying your wife is hot or saying you're lucky, especially when the setting is already against NTR as it is. It's one of those things you'd have to be the type of guy who's scared of your own shadow to find it a problem in the setting.

And then there's Momonika who introduced the idea of letting friends watch you fuck your wife via live streaming.

>>38577759
She comes with a big heart.

>>38577864
it just doesn't feel right making a dungeon without an echidna

>>38577654
im sorry but there will be nothing but happy go lucky slice of life romantic comedy, suck it up buttercup!

>>38577842
It's more about her safety. It's still Earth after all and the Men in Black still exist and are still human.

This ain't the Orders' incompetence.

>>38577806
Assuming we get past the "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" stage amicably, I'd probably have her Polymorph until I could find a way to cause a local monsterization critical mass. The nail that sticks out gets the hammer, after all.

>>38570283

>>38577841
I was thinking Rata because even in my wildest dreams, Makoto is too good to be true.

>>38577894
theyre undead and a dragon, whats the worst that can happen

>>38577850
short haired cheshire cat is a blessing to this world

>>38577806
obviously live as usual but with a zombie dragon wife so as long as the government doesn't swat me for flying over a city on an undead dragon to go to the grocery shop I am ok also that guy with the gazer is an almost perfect mirror image of me, are you living in my closet or something?

>>38577879
Yes, I don't see the problem with other men being attracted to an attractive creature. It's very normal and monsters are 100% loyal anyway.
If you take it to reverse way it's like saying any man should feel bad for being attracted to any monster he doesn't intend to wife.
>want dwarf
>think elf girl is cute
>hate yourself for being an immoral piece of shit cheating on your future wife.

>>38577806
I would much rather go to the MGE world. Monster realms look comfy. The Court Alf book shows magical electricity exists and a bunch of modern stuff like submarines. It would be cool, especially if you were married to an undead and therefore immortal, to see just how far magitech would progress in the future.

>>38577914
short haired cats in general are a blessing to this world
>>38577876
I imagine that everyone would do the same.
1. it would be wack to hog all the happiness for yourself, while other Anons are lonely
2. your wife and children would never feel safe in the world where they are eternal outsiders, it's your duty as a father and husband to give your family safety
3. a lonely alien would get found out and picked off by some weird alphabet agencies, a whole robust population of mamono would not

>>38577879
They don't HAVE to use the public sex spell. I imagine the more general unnoticeability aura would be more of a Joan of Arc thing, too; people would be capable of acknowledging that you're wife is attractive, the sexual connection just wouldn't be made.

>>38577806
>big 8ft wurm
>portaled to me
polymorph might not cut it to reduce the amount of eyes on her, i might need to go live in rural places

>>38577914
That's an alpshire.
>>38577952
everyone is immortal in mge land in a sense since the god of the afterlife is pretty flexible.

>>38577806
First I verify she's an MG by whipping out my cock. If she doesn't laugh or become repulsed she's real. At that point I run to Mexico or something and create a cryptid legend to make people think it's ironic and not real. Then we take over the cartels and become drug lords.

>>38577957
>>38577914
yeah i did a double take and god damn do they look good with short hair

>>38577965
No, undead are specifically mentioned as being undying. Others, including the demon lord herself have lifespans. Reincarnation is the norm for most non undead breeds.

>>38577965
Does can someone achieve True Death in mge if they want?

>>38577985
Anon you can reincarnate with your wife and everything. There's also that necromancer sabbath that do something that KC hasn't really expanded on.

>>38577806
My Cheshire wife will give me the perfect excuse to live in the country side but I pretty sure she can I hide her monster side if she want to. The hardest part would be to present her to my family

>>38577987
I hope so. I can only speak for myself, but I'd want to stay dead.

I would spit in the face of the demon lord and her kids if i could(followed by me probably getting murdered but it would be worth it cause i feel spiteful). But anyway I want a Big Jinko to travel with.

>>38577972
But you turn all the drugs into aphrodisiacs instead, right? Anon?

>>38577987
I imagine everyone dies eventually. It's just that they spend some time in the afterlife, ghostdicking their ghostwife in underworld or chilling in Chief God's heaven, then they get reincarnated together with their destined spouse and they will naturally gravitate towards each other again.

>>38577996
Molestu
Wolfu
Chestu

>>38577996
I see Miss Fox has been consuming a lot of milk from Happy Houlstar Farms recently

>>38577997
I want to be undead and not reincarnate. I want my wife as she is and not reincarnate as some other breed and be a different person. I never said becoming an undead is hard. It's extremely easy but don't act like everyone is automatically immortal when most monster have lifespans that range from human norm to up to 10,000 years for powerful breeds.

>>38578012
I Guess i would eventually want like Death even from the afterlife like the Utter Oblivion kind, i assume that's probably within the power of the God of death to grant.

>>38577996
miss fox has some serious winter weight

I want to enlist in the military of some monster state as a human male.
What can I expect?

>>38577806
live the rest of our days in the country, make her wear a large coat to cover her fluffy wings.

I want to buy stock in an danukis first business venture

>>38577965
>alpshire
at least she has big tits and is possibly a tomboy

>>38578043
>Enlist yourself
>Everyone treat you as a mascot or some rapebait
I want to but only If I got a power armor to match mamonl strength and resist their magic

>>38578043
youre stuck in support roles

>>38578043
You can expect to become a bedwarmer and morale booster to your soon to be wife. Someone is gonna claim you.