/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey everyone, just a short update with the Jabberwock book! The next update with a new land should be out soonish, certainly by the end of the month! Can you guess what it'll be based on?

I'm excited to release it!

Ghoul face fucking

This thread is rated O for Oni.

>>38548782
i see MILK!!!
>>38548818
vodkaville

>>38548782
AMERICA

>>38548849
all american monsters are extra thicc by default

Where is my fluff waifu. I need my fluff waifu.

>>38548867
I don't trust this fox

>>38548782

>>38548849
If she's just going to wear such a tiny thing why even bother dressing?

>>38548870
She just wants to envelop you in her fluff, Anon.

38548873
fucking ew, get the out. that face made me nearly puke out my food

>>38548867

Push down that angel the next time she calls you a sinner and show her what real blaspheme is

>>38548782
Post the best version, you fruit flavored faggot.

>>38548782
Corn fed snek

>>38548826
No, it's rated E for Everyone's Getting Raped When the Portals Open. Valentine's Day portals SURE would be nice, demon lord.

>>38548947
no, that would be absolving you of sin by making new life

>not posting the best version

>>38548965
Anon you responded to the wrong person. Unless you want to talk about face fucking ghouls with me?

>>38548965
Was meant for
>>38548827

>>38548993
But sure, facefucking blowjob machines sounds nice. I'd probably start gently, but if she impales her throat on my cock and I know she can take it/likes it then why not? It's a bit unfortunate that they don't have handlebars, but hair or a nice neck will work. She probably wouldn't need to breathe either, so that's a plus.

>>38548986
The Union will be made whole again! By this berd!

I wish I was in Baltimore,
I'd make Secession traitors roar,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
We'll put the traitors all to rout.
I'll bet my boots we'll whip them out,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
tfw no manticore gf to remind traitors of their uncle sam with

Stupid burger problems

>>38548782
>>38540384
>>38540720
Hey are you the one who posted lamia Iowa on the /ak/ thread? >>>/k/51908780

>>38549287
Dumb crossboarder

>>38549276
Left foot of the forbidden one?

>>38549197
So tempted to commission juri as a demon or a manticore or something.

>>38549309
Imagine Juri as a Troll, huge feet kicks

>>38549287
What would 4mon /k/ be like?

>>38549370
>can I attract a man with this big iron?

>>38549370
>and she tried to match The Ranger with the Big Iron in his pants

>>38549300

>>38549370
deer

>>38549370
three parts, one to firearms and all the different calibers to wow your husbando, cool offensive magic mostly baphos and dark mage, and melee weapons, most all the other warrior hag monsters

>>38549287
Also just to clarify, the person posting Springfield on that thread as of now isn't me. There's a few Springfieldfags including myself

>>38549370
To be fair, /k/ is also filled with preppers and innawoods enthusiats. Maybe there are nature-loving MGs too?

>>38549370
>Wait. So you're telling me that you bully monsters by nailing them to a tree with a demon silver nail gun?
>My record is 6.

>>38548986
That's pretty good for a shitposting edit

Unless the actual artist did it in which case, the balls on them

>>38549365
Don't like feet. Not ruining such a great girl with feet fetish shit.

>>38549450
so you can find elves there? imagine the shitflinging

Little girls

Do you think kikis use modern appliances like dishwashers or do you think they rather do everything by hand?

>>38549541
Should stay in school and away from innocent, corruptible anons.

>>38548986
Based fellow southerner making the yanks seethe. They can't keep this shitshow together forever.

>>38549560
Should stay away.
ftfy

>>38549555
Sounds like a personal choice to me. There's a certain romance to doing everything by hand, but using labor saving devices would give her more time to more directly serve and "service" mastah. I imagine most wouldn't mind a vacuum or dishwasher, but would have no issue sweeping or cleaning dishes by hand if there was a benefit.

>>38549370
epic shitflinging fest between tradtional melee fighters and gun users

>>38549581
>fellow southerner
>the yanks
???

Did Lee ever make any physical merch for these girls?

>Leaving the grocery store
>Hear a voice call out "Hey mister!"
>Turn to see a trio of Baphomets
>The one who called out to you has a worrying grin on her face
>The two behind her are putting on different colors of brightly colored lipstick
>"Want to help my friends settle a bet?"

>>38549624
As in yankees.

>>38549624
Hello non-American! In the south we call northerners Yankees.

>>38549370
20 men had tried to take her, 20 men came too quick.
21 would be the ranger with the big iron called his dick.

>>38549643
Ah, I see. For my country all americans are yanks.

>>38548782
>check artist
>he did papi's mother recently

birdpilled

Reminder that small men belong to big monsters.

>>38549746
*all men

>>38549746
all men are small to big monsters

>>38549560
>Should stay in school
That much is obvious, how else would there be authentic "cumming inside a O-grader" dialogue?

>>38549746
What about average sized men? I can't decide if I want a shortstack or a tall ara ara.

>>38549754
Yes.

>>38549746
ALL men

>>38549775
Bring your daughter to work day?

>>38549682
nice

>>38549777
>Those are both his daughters
>The mother is even bigger

>>38549769
Why is this fox so big?

>>38549813
>Hey, pops, mom wants do somethin' with ya for Valentine's day.
>You gonna give me some more sisters or what?

>>38549767
i am average and I want a tall ara ara

>>38549813
>he's helping his oldest learn to hunt men by playing prey
>the youngest is just there to watch
Aww.

>>38549827
They're shapeshifters, so that means she chose that suspicious look on her face intentionally.

>>38549837
>he thinks hes playing
>she disagrees
>youngest just wants to go to play on the jungle gym

>Ask Druella about her childhood
>Mentions how she used to go with the Queen of Hearts to throw parasite slimes at heroes, as a game

>>38549864
No wonder she's still single.

>>38549827
>>38549839
Reminder, the scarier she looks thebigger the softy who spills her spaghetti.

All that reincarnation talk last thread got me thinking about a hero from before the current demon lord getting reincarnated to fight once again but he runs into his old nemesis in her new form. I wonder how excited she'll be to reenact their old battles

>>38549839
she did it because she knew it would attract a man
https://imgur.com/HtSLWQ3

I want to hug a yeti and never let her go.

>>38549900
Wouldn't he have watched her actually kill and hurt people back in the old days, though?

>>38549918
>using an onahole instead of her own hole
Amateur fox, I want a refund.

>>38548462
>I don't think anyone actually believes portals are coming, its a meme.

Few anons, maybe no one, actually believes portals will open. But there are anons that do have hope for a MGE MG waifus with things like artificial intelligence and full immersion VR, afterlife or reincarnation.

>>38548986
>>38549581
>tfw no Southern belle monster wife

>>38549937
she caught anon using it so shes doing the "smoke a entire pack" punishment. 12 orgasms in a row no stopping

My maid looks like she's up to no good

>>38549937
thats what she does if she catches you once, now that is what happens if she catches you twice

>>38549974
>Cazador gf
Legitimately more terrifying than anything in the encyclopedia. Imagine something that fast just flying straight towards you with her wings making an increasingly high pitched whining buzz as she got closer. You know that if she doesn't knock you on your ass, the venom will.

>>38549930
and now she's got plenty of time to make up for it

>>38550005
fuck, forgot the link
https://imgur.com/a/7bdcOFu

>>38549978
Is that one of those water snakes that's impossible to hold onto? What's she gonna do with that?

>>38549938
I always saw "when the portals open" as a code word for wishing for a happy day. Maybe it won't exactly happen with portals, but it could come some day. Maybe I'm too idealistic I dunno.

Look out a dog!

>>38549974
We won't go quietly, The monsters can count on that

>>38550041
You will get nuclear Armageddon and you will be happy it is all finally ending.

>>38549974
>Tfw no Yao Guai gf

>>38550041
>Maybe I'm too idealistic I dunno.
No such thing! Keeping a positive attitude and outlook is a key component to happiness, and don't let anyone else here tell you otherwise!

I'm kinda new to MGE, been lurking it for like 3 months now, and i want to go the next step
What are some good MGE stories? Be it fanfiction or canon stuff, smut or clean, i just want to read some nice stuff

>>38550123
magus anon's story is a great read, krumble kuns shorts are good, legitwho is pretty good as well

>>38550123
For canon stuff, I think the World Guide-Gaiden books (Dragonia, Court Alf) are extremely well done, arguably better than the normal World Guides. They do a great job showing what daily life with a monster girl is like without the hyperbole used in the mainline books. They even have a surprising amount of not-lewd stuff.

>>38550134
i wanna succ those succ's massive milkers

>>38549974

>>38548782
>>38548849
>>38548865
No, go for Chinese Monstergirls. America is in decline, the American Hegemony will soon die and from the ashes rises a new World Chinese Order.

>>38550236

>>38550236
The guy who drew these has a serious gentleman's taste.

>>38549959
I'd love to go out to the derby with her.

>>38549974
No please. I can’t betray Cass.

>>38550236
>no mirelurk

>>38550236
>>38549974
>>38550266
>Fallout but everyone is a monster girl
where the fuck is that mod?

>>38550345
It's on 4mon's /v/

>>38550013
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna cut it...The shit that went down before the current DL is probably nothing less than horrific. The hero will definitely try and kill her.

>>38550372
The thing with the monster girls is that they don't look or act like they did before. Unless you are some kind of psychopath you would find it hard to not hesitate when you are face to face with her.

>>38550300
I mean Cass is a lot of fun, probably my favorite companion in NV but like... she's definitely not gonna settle down with one person. I don't think she'd care if you fucked another girl.

>>38550035
Wait, did she...

MGE Automatons, but they have the Fallout Assaultron voice. Still a yes?

I'm bored and feeling nostalgic so I figured Id break out a old thread classic from 2015

>Congratulations [Anon] for finding one of our free maid vouchers in a delicious box of Cinnamon Shog crunch.
>This voucher entitles you to the service of a recent graduate from Maido Academy Simply fill out the below form and we will match you to a appropriate candidate
>Due to recent demand all kikis and shogs are currently out of stock we apologize for any inconvenience
>CinnamonShogCrunchIsNotResponsibleForAnyProactiveDatingCommitedByTheirGraduates

Species:
Age:
Special Requests

>>38550411
>she's definitely not gonna settle down with one person.
Are you saying Cass is a Bicorn? Because I am all for that.

>>38550300
>wanting used goods

>>38550411
Wish they kept the romance mechanic in the game

>>38550439
dragon
20000 years old
very motherly and teasing with a southern accent

>>38550439
Species: cow
Age: don't care as long as she's fertile
Special Requests: wants calves

>>38550439
Species: Orc
Age: Bullyable
Special Requests: The more the merrier

>>38550403
Just cuz she doesn't behave or act the same way before the current DL doesn't make up for the shit she did before. This of course only applies to monsters that were born before the new DL, as the new ones didn't do anything bad.

>>38546249
There was literally one that was there two years ago that got deleted because the author got their fees-fees hurt by some rando poster response.

>>38550439
Species: demon
Age: christmas cake
Special Requests: give her a cute hat

>>38550442
She's not, no. Cass is about traveling with her caravan, getting drunk and fucking people she fancies, basically. She's by no means a bad person (if your karma gets low she will warn you to knock that shit off or else she'll leave) and she's got *a lot* of lines, most of which are pretty amusing. But she's not going to settle down with anyone, it's just not who she is. I still take her everywhere though because she's a crass bitch and I find it funny.

>>38550439
>Species: Oomukade
>Age: Whatever, just no loli
Tell her she is only allowed to walk on walls and ceilings. The floor is lava to her.

>>38549833
Man, elves have really taken to the dairy industry.

>>38550439
Species: Shoggoth. Settle for no substitutes.
Age: Any
Surprise me. Send me someone that I can't handle.

>>38549497
She did though

>>38550531
elves are just haughty cows

>>38549978
why is there a hole in that jelly bean?

>>38550534
>"Didn't he read the note? We're out of shogs!"
>"Fucking idiot. Uhhh...wait. We have some purple slimes left, right?"
>"Yeah. You don't really think he'll buy that, do you?"
>"Eh, some of these dudes are dumb as rocks. We'll just slap a maid outfit on her and bam, instant shoggoth."
>"Whatever. Good enough, I guess."

>>38550554
Subspecies that lost their horns and most hair, very tragic, worthy of pity.

>>38550554
You've never met one of them japanese cows I take it.

>>38550507
It's called having empathy. You would be hard-pressed to not feel like a common thug for trying to slay her, specially if you watch her go about her daily life for a while and see how she's unwilling to fight you. You would have to really be blinded with vengeance to actually go through with such a kill.

>>38550467
Congratulations for being paired with Betsy this motherly dragon has been hoarding cleaning supplies since long before the current demon lord. While not as adept at cleaning as some of our other candidates she has been around the block for so long that shes seen it all.

As a result she knows what a dangerous world it is out there, and the safest place for a young man, barely more than a infant compared to her, is safe and sound with his maid

Anyone have any reccomendations for monster girl art? I don't really pay attention to individual artists, but I want a commission done.

>>38550439
Species: Anubis
Age: Loli
Special Requests: Pear bodytype

>>38550439
>Species: Unagi Joro
>Age: mid 20s
>Special Requests: playful, excellent cook, nuru massage specialist, C+ cup
I'm a fairly simple man.

>>38549370
Cursed weapons desperate for an owner/user (Husband)

>>38550439
read the smallprint guys oh g

>>38550439
jabberwock
older than 200
with a french accent and 6 mouth tentacles with their own personailty and hobbies, making a whole harem with one maid!

>>38550586
I said: accept no substitutes.

>>38550473
Meet Rose this young eros worshipping Holst told us that she always dreamed of being house wife. Thus to be the best housewife she could be she found herself in our classroom.

Rose believes a important part of any maid or housewives duties is the rearing and care of children. If her master does not happen to have any children this will be rectified.

By any means necessary

Note due to her hair coloration her reflection itself triggers a mild case of a holsts natural reaction to the color red. She will insure all metals in the house shine with a mirror finish as well

>>38550439
cancer
enough
big

>>38550669
>Reading smallprint
That's only or Tanuki and Demon husbands. True men sign up for whatever if there is sex involved.

>>38550439
>species: bunyip
>age: older than child
>special request: likes giving hugs
i just want to hug a bunyip

>>38550602
you mean mofusteins?

>>38550714
Giant Enemy Crab has arrived at your doorstep!

>>38550771
Prime kobe vixen

>>38550710
>strawberry cow
I like her!
>If her master does not happen to have any children this will be rectified.
>By any means necessary
Fuck. Yes.

>>38550794
Yes. Fuck.

>>38550604
If the reincarnated hero got his memories back before the current DL. I can definitely see him not having many empaths for her.

>>38550492
Okay we are going to be honest here Candice is not a very good maid, her desires include being railed as hard as possible on every piece furniture fixture in her masters home which tends to cause collateral damage. Along with never quite learning the correct way to use a feather duster or how to get manticore venom out of a shirt.

She is however constantly followed by a gaggle of orc and goblin underlings that will attempt to help her in all endeavors, whether that be dusting the house or slaking their joint masters lusts

>>38550613
>tfw i cut my thigh with a big ass knife
I see many shengains in my future with my dragon maid, me often doing thing s that are somewhat dangerous and the dragon stopping me

>>38550826
Thanks Anon. I will get a furniture insurance right away.

>>38550439
Species:Amazon dark valk
Age: anything but loli
Special Requests: send me your strongest maid

>>38550439
Species: dark valk/regular valk
Age: anything but loli
Special Requests: send me your strongest maid

>>38550509
Kelora has been around for a long long time and luckily for you no one has snapped up her contract yet. While perfectly capable of menial tasks such as dusting and cleaning her specialties lie as a personal assistant. With her at your side draining away the daily stresses of the office you are sure to go far.

Do note you are required to sign her demonic contract as well, given the time it has taken her to find a client it has been revised to a ironclad crisp agreement. As it stand it reads MakeMeAMommy!MakeMeAMommy!MakeMeAMommy!

>>38550895
She's gonna smite the living shit out of those dust bunnies! She'll purify the stains from your jeans so hard they'll be left white!
She'll also rape you

>>38550439
wurm
what ever is 30 in wurmtime
thicc, cuddly and milky

>>38550771
No, Kobe beef.
Mofustein is a reletively new breed popping up.



>>38550793
Soft, pampered foxes for soft, sweet milk.

>>38550613
>>38550710
>>38550826
>>38550935
Thanks for responding, anon. These are cute.

>>38550964
so these cows? They are more humble more than any

How would you react if an Owl Mage suddenly starts barking like a Kobold at you?

>>38550516
I see you have already found Amethyst's profile, as you can tell she prefers the classic maid outfit which of course lacks panties. This will of course be obvious as per your stipulation that she stick to the ceilings which will of course expose her.

Note she may find it dififcult to keep her grip if you assult her weak points listed as follows

Navel,
Spiderman kisses
being injected with her own venom until she cant think straight.

As a classic maid she demands she be punished for any transgressions against your requirements

>>38550991
look at the beverage I just drank and maybe toss out the bottle and try to sleep off the effects of whatever that weird creepy monster slipped in my drink

>>38550991
I'd bark back at the mocking mage.

>>38551004
>spiderman kissing oomukades
Very nice, thank you anon

>>38550985
They're more regal that that though.
She appears to be under dressed for winter.

>>38551031
But I thought ho--I mean cows don't get cold?

>>38550534
We didnt want to do this as this particular shoggoth is amongst the oldest of our students being born long before the current demonlord, her name being totally unpronounceable . As a result her interpretation of what a maids purpose is. All we can say is good luck and enjoy the endless nothing of the void comforted by only your maid for the rest of time

>>38549273
Yeti-chan has her own problems, like the sudden infestation of geese girls in Winterstown that won't stop honking

>>38551099
I know you're not talking shit about Canada Gooses.

>>38549682
It's never not funny to me that Papi's father is basically Tom Selleck with a gyaru fetish.

>>38550633
Hatshepsut is one of our most efficient graduates able to balance a budget, file your taxes, draw up expnasion plans for your house (even if they all come out triangular) all in the space of a afternoon. She will get your life down to a perfect schedule in no time, every moment and every ml of jizz wringed out daily

>>38551142
I got a problem with Canada Gooses

>>38551142
>HONK
>HONK
>HONKHONKHONK
>HOOOOONK
It's fucking annoying anon

>>38551142
The parkas? It's like wearing a Yeti hug. The animal? Annoying little shits

>>38551234
she cute and !!

>>38551237
>>38551238
>>38551276
Anyone who's got a problem with Canada Gooses got a problem with me! There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, and I suggest you let that one marinate!

>>38551294
Fuck you Shoresy

>>38551090
Sounds comfy. Finally I can rest.

>>38548782

>>38551326
Fuck you anon, you're dad's dick's so small I mistook it for a jellybean, almost choked.

>>38551326
Fuck you Anon your mom's nipples are so brown I mistook them for a pair of milk duds.

>>38550714

Celise is a large girl, she excelled through her cleaning classes at the academy. She was the top student in the post graduate "Master cleaning 505" She will ensure every inch of you is scrubbed clean daily. She has a tendency to go a bit over board on this but here is a secret, she has a a week point on the underside of her body, simply flip her over and ravage her body for massive damage. This should put her out of comission for long enough to go about your day

>>38551343
>tfw no rifle hag gf

>>38551331
This is what the dirt in your house sees before it gets obliterated.

>>38551234
Cute, hopefully she wouldn't mind the schedule, especially when it comes to that last part, not always going as expected.

>>38551433
>rifle hag wife
FTFY

>>38551476
yeah that be better

>>38551476
For a moment there I read that as "FIFTY" and thought you wanted firfty rifle hag waifus.

>>38550747
Claudia Is what we would call a emotional support maid. A firm believer in the ethos "A man needs a maid" she will always be there for you, even if you dont see her shes likely hiding around the corner. The first thing you'll experience in the morning and the last thing you feel at night will be the soft embrace of her copious fur coiled around you. We must warn you however she has failed out of the "sexual restraint" course several times.

On the brightside however she her white fur hides any potential stains

>>38550439
Shoggoth.
Over limit.
A proper maid should be submissive, but in a dominant way so as to ensure their master is always led to the proper course of action in such a way that said master is unaware of the fact that it wasn't really his decision.

>>38551506
I mean that works too.
Imagine the sweet passionate virgin sex with all fifty of your loyal rifle hag wives on your wedding night.

>>38551506
>firtfy
anon, ms. haku is calling you

>>38551090
it's acceptable
my final message
Goodbye.

>>38551607
I don't think rape can cure dyslexia, can it?

>>38551687
normal rape can't, but angry haku rape can and more!

>>38551607
Tch, what's that old cow want now? So what if I skipped school yesterday?

>>38551740
if you don't come to class, Ms. succ cop will force you to come to class and publicly milk you

>>38550895
While Valkyries normally train noble knights Michelle decided instead to pledge herself to a "lord" serving them more as a handmaiden and body guard rather than a instructing trainer. Her favorite duty is of course polishing her masters sword. As of Late she has been displaying somewhat posessive tendencies as of late, additionally her skin recently has been developing purple splotches though she claims that its just a makeup experimentation

>>38551787
Nonononono don't leave me alone with it

>>38551787
>i showed you my tails, and I have found you

>>38551798

>>38551787
>Hello ma'am, have you heard the good word of Our Lady of the Milk?

Wife wife! Monster wife!

>>38551787
Where is the source for this one?

>>38551807
i am going hug the scary fox in fear and shake uncontrollable

>>38551827
https://twitter.com/bibi2_sube/status/1491493415107788802?s=20&t=IiaKSEjxsUxnLq8XiLrnRg

Humans should stop being stubborn and dangerously sleeping alone already

Cow tipping is all fun and games until you wake up one night to see yourself surrounded by the cows you've bullied about to show you what boy tipping is

>>38551882
If I ever get Isekai'd, transmigrated or whatever the hell is the proper term for that, I want to wake up to this.

>>38551910
They're just gonna push me over onto the bed and laugh a little, right? That's all 'boy tipping' is?

>>38551923
poor anon, so pure, yet gonna get so violated and tainted

>>38548782

>>38550954
Mindy Never truly understood what it meant to be a maid. Her interpretation seems to be "A husband to eat snacks with". That being said she excelled in the baking courses at the academy cakes and cookies being her specialties. She does however substitute any and all milk requirements with full fat holst milk

>>38551948
amazing yet no wurm milkies makes me sad bu that can be fixed with a smple ask!
also i love what you are doing anon!

>>38551923
You wouldn't learn your lesson if it was just that.

>>38551910
i don't tip cows, i mess and play with their ears cause they cute!

>>38551787
This Fox, I swear to god.

>>38551787
>>38551807
I am somehow compelled to make many smaller foxes with her.

>>38551787
>>38551807
that damn stupid smug face is making me hard and makes me want more foxes with the same face!

>>38551571
Ah yes sir we have um, one more shoggoth yes. Now you may be wondering "Is this just a dark slime" and legally our lawyers say we dont have to answer that. We can assure she is quite proficient in getting her master to do the right thing which just so happens to be whatever keeps her "master" master in bed.

Now you may also be thinking "I didnt know shoggoths had cartoony tentacles or cores" well you should have studied more in school then

Alrighty I believe that was everyone, hope you liked it

>>38552102
Thanks Anon. It was good to remember the old times even if it was just for a little while.

>>38552102
i did!

>>38552102
Wait what? What did you do Anon?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

>>38552102

Marietta's heart is so wounded, that it seems she actually have had sex with multiple men going by her profile quote:

> "Look at me, feel me, because everything we do is only temporary, let me hear more, imprinted me in your eyes..."

It seems she rape the men she defeats in the tournament to release her pent up frustration but flees before the waifu instinct kicks in. This is because of bullying she has suffered in the past by humans, presumably including men:

>However, some of these dragons participating in the Great Combat Tournament do not open their hearts to show their strength and talk about love. As you know, we dragons once reigned as great monsters worthy to be the rulers of this land, and for quite a long time we were in conflict with you, humans. Sometimes our dragons attacked people's lands and vice versa, of course. Even if the dragon did not emanate a desire to hurt people, our existence alone became a threat. Often there was an unfair treatment of us as symbols of evil. In the lands of Dragonia, where many of us lived, dragons have also been persecuted and there are dragons that have wounded in the heart. They still live in such a way as to avoid society, even now that humans and dragons walk together holding hands.

>She, Marietta, seems to be one of these dragons. She is a dragon, who was considered a cursed dragon from birth, in the past people often bullying on her and now she still suffers from a gap between her heart, that she wants to love, and the mind, that she cannot love a human. The only pleasure of this dragon is fighting tournaments once a year, when it comes time to confront human men. Only during the battle, only at the moment when human males approach it, only then does it release the lust accumulated during the year. Participation in this tournament for her is the release of desire accumulated in herself. I do not see any changes; from year to year she leaves the enemy unconscious and escapes to her hometown. All dragons in this country are like native daughters to me and I think that everything will go the same this year. I would like to do something if it were in my power, but, unfortunately, no matter what I say, it does not reach the heart of Marietta.

Because of this Deonora advice to go to her home and get establish a relationship with her before the tournament:

>What? ...What if you lose the battle with her? ...take her before the fight! I will tell you about the habitat of this dragon. If you can’t win, it would be nice if you took it several times before the start of the tournament! Even if you are not good at owning a sword, even if you are not heroic ...and your appearance is below average! But you have a stronger love for dragons than for anyone else! Like the attractive "that same man" whom you secretly wait, as I wait! As a person, of course! Why did you hang your head?! If you are a single man, without even mentioning it, in four out of five cases you will receive an immediate positive answer!

Given this, would you be willing to give her a shot and waifu her? If so, how would you approach her?

>>38552121
I might do something like it again at some point i had fun doing it, need a different prompt though any suggestions?

>>38552142
sometimes the biggest messes require our tiniest helpers

>>38552167
you're supposed to self-interest as the object of her interest. don't read too much into it.

>>38552211
self-insert, even.

wip that i am doing of how big and thicc monsters should tall to shorter men
https://files.catbox.moe/wbkosa.png
extreme tittties and ass

>>38552231
FAT

>>38552211
How do you read the quote
> everything we do is only temporary

Because it seems kinda obvious this is what she says to the men she defeats in the tournament. Deonora also says during the tournament she unleashes her lust. Also Deonora says:

>it would be nice if you took it several times before the start of the tournament!

Unless "it" is to get beaten up, which I doubt, it is clear it is sex. Because you would get "it" at the tournament too and Deonora is just saying to make Marietta used to give "it" to you before the tournament so that she waifus you, I think it is clear she has raped multiple men.

>>38552231
>tall
>not talk
fuck, i can already hear ms. haku and ms. jabberwock already raiding my house

>>38552197
>any suggestions?
Maybe you could do one about school? Not sure how much artwork is there for that, but people seem to like it.

>>38552317
I was doing a lot of highschool character concepts in the last thread people seemed to like so that could work

What protocols or methods do monstergirls have in turning lesbians and even the most dyke man-hating lesbos into straight or bisexual man-loving monstergirls?

>>38552290
pretty bold accusation for something so vague.

>>38552363
Mamono Mana, then the trial by fire of raping the senpai she didn't even know she had repressed feelings for.

>>38552507
How did she get that swimsuit on?

>>38551787
her smile is cute

>>38552507
i want to nibble thse big ears!

>>38552522
Very cute and normal maid

>>38548782

>>38552290
lust and passion can be released in several ways, combat included.
deonora does want you to get frisky with her but that doesn't correlate with previous sex.

>>38552638
white stockings > fishnet.
there, i said it.

>narrowly survive shipwreck
>wake up on deserted island
>see this
Am I lucky or unlucky?

>>38552708
You're more than unlucky. You are damned, for your soul has been tainted by the taint of monsters. Only salvation you can get is the cleansing and purifying holy flames of the divines. Your soul will be prayed for forgiveness.

>>38552638
barb may just do my favorite fluff. always looks so soft and tactile.

I think I know the prompt id do next time, nuns and religious orders

>>38552638
just imagine the mofu on your face, i don't even care about how sexy they look, I just wanna melt away as that mofu cuddle and surronds me

>>38552522
The maid when she sees the worm snuck into the cupboard and started snacking away

>>38552638
I love this guy's art.

>>38550439
I'm not too late, am I? How come thread only does cool stuff when I'm NOT lurking all day?
>Species
Fox
>Age
Late teens/early 20s
>Special Requests
Flirty, affectionate personality

>>38552864
>the worm continues to slowly eat while the maid watches in shock

>>38552231
just imagine a big monster carrying you around like that all day long

>>38552902
>mlem

>>38552977
>>38552977
yeah haha
just imagine that, being in titty

>>38552931
The fuck is with these big titted hags, I just want to play my vidya.

>>38553034
No, I need a short, oppai Remi and a big Hong Meiling with massive breasts to snug me.

>>38553034
lmao this would only happen in remi's dreams

>>38552811
I wanna feed her a carrot or an oatcake.

>>38553034
Nice neck warmers.

>>38553034
no escape

>>38552897
Meet Naomi, a exchange student from our zipangu sister school. Naomi studied the arts of home making from the oldest and wisest inari hags. But a according to our records she excelled in elective "pampering" courses taught by Hina-Sensei the Kejourou dean of "hosting".

Using what she learned from Hina she wrote a controversial thesis on a combining Kejourou hair job techniques to create a "Mofu Job" manuever

>>38553075
ah, bless you, anon. these kind of things really do light up the threads.

BORN TO RAPE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Rape them all 2011
I am demon woman
410,757,864,530 Raped men

>>38553075
Naomi's got nice knockers.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you should go to bed at a reasonable time lest a krampus nab you and 'punish' you for staying up to late....mostly by riding you until you're too tired to stay up

>>38553212
holst milk supplements are a key part of maid training

>>38550439
>>38550636
Aw, am I getting skipped?

>>38553221
>A true maid understand's her masters tastes and shows up with the appropriate figure.
>What? Just like he wanted? Not always, some masters enjoy a more 'personal touch' when it comes to making their maid as they want so you must leave some room to grow.

>>38551547
i cannot hear your warning over the sounds of hug

need mindflayer wife to help me with my ocd and help me achieve peace of mind for once in my life

>>38553220
no, i will stay up until i want and wake and eat some slop in the morning!

>>38553359
i'm probably going with the first monster that presents big purple titties. black sclera is a tie-breaker if two or more show up.

>>38548782

>>38553457
why is sister dr. agon dressed in such a tattered habit?

>>38553449
You'll be lucky if you manage to hold out for the first purple monster period, you whore.

>>38552363
I like to think it's a gradual thing. As in, a lesbo couple turns into a liliraune and they think life is great, but every so often they start wondering what it would be like to introduce dick into the equation. Eventually they try it out and they just can't get enough of it.

>>38553487
plausible

>>38553449
If she's evil-in-aesthetic-yet-good-in-actions, has big tiddys and is purple, she immediately becomes SSS+ tier in my eyes.

>>38553449
for me, it is massive blue milkers

>>38553537
>Thigh-high straps have skulls on them
Oh no! She's evil!

>>38553553
or a massive chunni dork
hehe massive tits

Why can't the Order just hire and recruit NTR Men, Hentai Rape Men and Ugly Bastards to counter and rape the monsters into submission? Surely such hentai metaphysics perfectly counters the femdom-leaning mamono mana metaphysics.

Baphs are all strippers!

>>38553627
Sure, but they're one use items.

>>38553627
>NTR Men
Why would they be on the front lines fighting? They gotta be back home to fuck the lonely women.
>Hentai Rape Men
They're in prison, and I think the higher ups who know the truth about monsters wouldn't put a penal army together to give them all the pussy they want.
>Ugly Bastards
Just because they're ugly doesn't mean they're NTR rapists, many of them retired from that life long ago and try to live humble lives with their wife and kids, and as such many are too old to for war, and the young ugly bastards are in the same boat as Hentai Rape Men they'd instantly defect for monster tits, considering the only way they were gonna get some back home was like dad stole mom away from some cuck
>hentai metaphysics
Don't mess with this anon, if you put a femdom reverse rape bitch and a faceless muscular guy in the same room you could potentially cause the fabric of the hentaiverse to melt away leaving only shogs, mindflayers and other eldritch beings

>>38553627
Mamono mana eventually corrects them and fucking monsters just makes the Demon Lord stronger.

>>38553359
>>38553449
>eldritch horror seduces anon by doing absolutely nothing at all
i mean i really shouldn't.
shouldn't approach, shouldn't grab her by the waist, shouldn't slam my face in those tits and have my brain melted into fucksoup
perhaps this too is the call of the void

>>38553801
>leaving only shogs, mindflayers and other eldritch beings
I'm okay with this

>>38553872
Shogs are nice, but what about cubby onis?

>>38553801
>penal army

>"This is The Penal Unit, I decide who gets fucked!"

>>38553886
Not eldritch

How overprotective and clingly those wounded heart Dragons like Marietta are once they are waifued compared to normal Dragons? The same as normal Dragons? More distant and not as protective? Or Hellhound level of violent protection and not allowing their husband to go anywhere without entwining her arm with his arm and making physical contact nearly 100% of the time?

>>38554018
is there anything to be scared of or protected from in dragonia?
i guess maybe if you're frightened of those seasonal scorpions

>>38553627
The Order tried one time but they were all correctively raped into submission as husbands. You see, in a rape battle, whoever cums first loses. Mamono mana is always in affect, so its already an uphill battle. NTR Men are countered by onis and other physically stronger monsters. NTR Men can only activate their bonuses when they have control of the situation. Rape Men have strong offense, but have low defense when attacked in the prostate or balls. Fast mamono or ones that prevent them from attacking, like harpies, shut them down. As for Ugly Bastards? Hard countered by Sabbath. Never even had a chance, the poor bastards.

>>38548782

>>38554096
That's a strong snake.

>>38554039
>Fall into a wurm hole
>You are now stuck
>It's dark
>It's cold
>You can barely move
>The walls crumble away when you grip them
>The hustle and bustle of those above drowns out your cries for help
>Dirt begins to fall around you loosening the cave
>The fear begins to set in
>Being buried alive
>The dirt crushing you alive
>Suffocating to death
>Being missing for how long till your bones are found centuries later
>The earth shifts again as you panic for any escape
>A clawed hand emerges from the wall and grabs you pulling you up
>You're back on the surface as a wurm gently pats the dirt from your body and hair
>"Silly billy, wurm holes are for wurms"
>She dives back underground like nothing happened
>All you can think of now is "Damn that wurm had a nice pair of knockers"

>>38552708
I'll give you one guess as to how you got shipwrecked in the first place

Look at this cat.
By looking at this cat you agree to the marriage contract, please lie down on your back so she can get started.

>>38554279
I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book and looked at the cat before reading

You can tell how old the pharaoh is by the language she's made standard for her kingdom. Is she speaking NotCoptic, NotDemotic, or NotEgyptian?

Also, apophis kingdoms, all NotArabic.

>>38554302
Well, at the very least that contract is so slimy not even a tanuki would use it and any demon could get you out of it. Unfortunately, none of that would save you from the cat. The game. You need to learn one of these days, Anon.

>>38554339
i thought the game was when ms. cheshire makes a circle with her index finger and thumb, places it below her waist and gets you to look at it before chortling wildly

>>38554339
>You need to learn one of these days, Anon.
My monkey brain sees the monster and I click on the monster; I can't help it. Frankly, I think it would make life more fun to stumble into awkward situations with monsters by being as dense as a harem anime protag

Beware! Dark Elf daughterus grow up fast!

>>38554385
>I'm telling you, just walk up to a human and tell him that some mundane thing he just did meant he just agreed to a marriage contract, odds are you can jump him and push him down before he even begins to suspect you might have been bluffing.
Damn monsters and their schemes

>>38551506
>rifle hag waifu
>'Fifty'
Barrett-waifu
>Anon, get on that Fifty.!!!

Do you dare stick you dick into THE SUCCUBUS BOX?

How do MG teachers that teach the subject of "Corrective Rape" react when they see their new class has Jinko students?

>>38554503
the privacy box has really made penis inspection day much more comfortable

>>38554503
I'm going to stick my hand in.

>>38554539
penis inspection day is a sham, don't believe their lies!

>>38554503
This is like one of those Halloween candy boxes, isn't it? Weird that there doesn't seem to be anyone under the table, but I'm putting my hand in first.

>>38548827
O-O-O-Oni

>>38554444
I can't even imagine the irritation that monsters who spend months to years planning out the perfection plan to seduce anon feel when they see humans falling for simple tricks like that

>>38554576
Those monsters would still get their man, though. Besides, romance matters sometimes. I'd certainly prefer to be picked up that way rather than yanked into an alley and raped.

>>38549777
SexEd actually, monsters prefer practical demonstration.

Creampie cats. That's an alliteration so now you have to do it.

>when Dragonia

>>38554616
Make me. Dumb kot.

>>38554576
i don't think it would bother them too much.
>sure, there's some dumb guys out there but my anon would never-
>cut to anon chasing a 5 dollar bill being pulled along by fishing wire

>>38554603
Oh, I don't doubt they would. I just think the frustrated pouting a demon would do when things don't go entirely to plan would be cute.

>>38554616
I have a mighty need for more monster hunter style monster portraits

>>38551910
>Anon thinking that 'tipping' means 'j..j...just the tip, right?'
>they've already notified Dr.Nicorn about a pelvis-repair booking

>>38551910
I'd titfuck her, but I might grate my balls on those abs.

>>38554660
Who would fall for that? At least get caught by the trail of candy leading to the cardboard box propped up by a stick with a string. That at least has dignity

>>38552512
>how?
1. It unfastens at the crotch (ofc- thats a town law in MGC)
2. She pulls the tail-hole on first
3. She pulls it up over her body, she's very flexible...and likes to demonstrate it
4. She connects the crotch-clasp... well, very shoddily, it could pop open at any time...
>simples

>>38553170
>those 'Zipangu-lish bad grammer t-shirts' are kawaii
>I need the "I went to Zipangu and all I got was this broken pelvis" souvenir shirt, but my new waifu thinks it's tacky and 'too western'.

How does the average monster girl view a man who masturbates? Wasting food? Someone who needs help?

>>38555015
can't imagine they're too upset over it. they crave that lewd mentality and would help you explore it further.
your good pal raiju would be happy to critique your technique.

>>38555015
Probably wondering why he's still jacking off when she could do it for him.

>>38555015
>Wasting food? Someone who needs help?
Little of A, but probably mostly B. That said, I can't see a monster getting too upset over masturbation, but she'd probably encourage her man to do it to and, better, with her. Assuming he still had energy for that outside of their regular sex life, which I doubt.

Also, she'd want the cummies generated. I'd kind of like to see one slurping out of an onahole like she's trying to suck up the last of a particularly good milkshake.

>>38555015
>Feels good huh?
>You know what would feel even better?

>>38555164
Onaholes do feel like they'd be kinda superfluous all things considered, but there is something kinda erotic about your wife getting an onahole modeled after her and using it on you.

especially if she's hugging you from behind and teasing your neck and ears the whole time

>>38555201
Electric blue flavored kisses?

>>38555164
>familiar is cheerleader outfit "encourages" you while you're testing out a new model of onahole modeled after bapho-sama
i hope this doesn't invalidate the data

>>38555231
Sometimes different is nice even if it's not necessarily better. No wife would hesitate to give her man a handjob anyway, and if she's using it on him that's just an extension of the same thing.

>>38555231
All onaholes in MGE are just portals, so if you find one and fuck it somewhere a monster girl is getting fucked.

>>38555335
>All onaholes in MGE are just fairies
Fixed.

>>38550439
Species: cow
Age: Young Adult/ late teen
Special Requests: likes Vidya, big boobs but not insanely big boobs.

>>38550439
Species: Kakuen
Age: Late teen
Special Requests: Pear-shaped with a large ass.

>>38555335
My wife went a step further and opened a portal in my pants to taildrain me whenever she feels like it, when I'm at work.

Log of Captain Anya, /ss/ Richard Parker. Stardate is of beink Year of Tiger.
Little Ensign's uniform was of shrinking in wash, very unfortunate for now is very tight like leotard, many pinchings resulting. Captain ordered him to be leaving off pants so as not to be givink temptation.
Communications received from Fire-lizard, is still of chasink boyfriend and asked if Anya has seen Space Outlaw Anon.
Anya tells Fire-lizard to be of removink self from Glorious Republic space or be receivink missiles in rear-end, which is big target hard to be of missink.
Pot roast in cantina today. Much salivatink in anticipation.

Raising a cute wolfu daughteru with your cute wolfu wife!

There's so many top tier girls, but I'm not a haremfag and >2 girl hybrids are cringe.
Why did KC made all of the monsters so wonderful?

>>38556460
2 girls is not harem

Marry an elf

>>38556951
BIG ELVES

Salutem pavidos
Mea requies est
Salutem pavidos
Mea judicium est
Expergiscimini
Salutem pavidos
Ista ultra arimenta (2x)

Salutem pavidos
Mea restauratio est
Salutem pavidos
Nolite timere (2x)

Gloriosamente
Resolvamini
Ab inferi
Ad aeterni!!!

>>38550574
That rascal ate the filling and left the empty shell!

>>38550439
Jinko
Whatever as long as she's adult
Buff and likes kissing

>>38553886
my dick will be deep inside said oni

>>38553886
how does this relate to anything

>>38556460
tbf, theres some bad girls. he had some mercy.