/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can store a few months worth of semen in a jar and hire a hooker.

>>3855514

Its hardens my friend.

>>3855514
You ever try that? It turns dark and smells like a nasty fish tank after a while. You'd need a lot of money.

Poor Maki-chan

>>3855514
Why not throw them out of the window on girls passing by? Like jarete, except worse.

Aw yeah, Maki.

Where are my SnH dvds ;_;

>>3855576
You do know that jarate is a very delicate martial art that's only possible to be used by those who have practiced and refined their skill over decades at a time?

>>3855628
We have all the time in the world to practice.

Mark my words, I will invent a technique that will make whomever I hit with my sperm jar an 2D maiden that will forever stay pure and innocent. Of course then I'll first use it on myself.

I want Maki to violate me :(

also: you will never know what it feels like to have sex with a girl that is the size of your penis and make her sleep under the forskin after you are done

>>3855547

She's obviously going to get revenge.

>>3855636
>sleep under the forskin after you are done
what

>>3855505
i have a giantess fetish, so is kinda the opposite to me

>>3855657
Her and Shark Fujishiro together.

I always thought the majority of /jp/ owns figs..

>>3855505
Owner of Kissimmee market arrested after teen says he molested her
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-lewd-sex-kissimmee-20091203,0,1029
186.story

>>3855636

>>3855636
Well, that depends on what you call "girl". I think some spiders even have a form of "virginity" so you can find a pure one to raise as your wife. You can then cover her in cum and let her fill your pubic area with cobwebs and of course her egg-sac.

But isn't Maki some sort of sea snail? You can just insert a live venus comb's shell tip (that's where its siphon comes out, so it's some sort of blowjob I guess? ) into your urethra or anus and pretend it's her.