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"It's really therapeutic!"

>> No.3853142

She's doing it wrong.

>> No.3853156

I stole a scalpel from my Biology lab, its still in the packaging. What should I do with it?

>> No.3853163

>>3853156
Conduct some self therapy of course.

>> No.3853176

>>3853142
She's doing it for attention, not for effectiveness.

>> No.3853183

>>3853156
Stimulate your prostate with it.

>> No.3853193

NO! YOU ARE MOE. MOE DOES NOT CUT!

>> No.3853227

>>3853156
Dice vegetables and cut meat. Use it to make precise cuts in cardboard and paper for crafts. Carry it around and cut vampires into 17 pieces.

The sharpness and portability makes it a handy tool anywhere, and is useful in many situations.

>> No.3853244
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3853244

Have you ever thought about committing suicide?
Leaving the world behind?
The sorrow, the pain and the fear
of the unknown future
Delivering from any human needs and pressure
in just one second
Your cry for help is lost in this lonely world
in which you are completely alone
Nobody helps you when you're feeling down
and the loneliness is breaking your heart
It would be so simple to go down
the stairs of the final way
But the fear of the unknown world beyond,
of having nothing, of being nothing
Keeps you on your designated way
and takes away your longing for self-destruction
That is why
you will never commit suicide

>> No.3853252

>>3853244
I'll show you!

>> No.3853251
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>>3853244
NO CHIHAYA! YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS! DO NOT GIVE IN TO HER WILES!!!

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>>3853244
>>3853251
Great, looks like all the member of the emo club are present and accounted for.

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>>3853251
WHO'S DEPRESSION IS THE STRONGER OF THE TWO?

>> No.3853290

I just can't see a reason to cut myself.

fuck I can get depressed just as much as the next person, but I fail to see what cutting yourself does?

Do you get a high from the endorphin rush or something?

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>>3853227
>>3853227

>Carry it around and cut vampires into 17 pieces.


Not me.

>> No.3853330

>>3853290
Why did you even ask when you knew the answer?

>> No.3853331

>>3853290
To cheer up, of course. Don't you love the feeling when you get cut? It's the stupid itchy shit that's annoying afterward.

>> No.3853337

>>3853330
I like to be super duper sure.
>>3853331
Not particularly, the only masochistic joy I partake in is cleaning out my ears far too much. I have no idea why that feels so awesome.

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