/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's called Imperishable Night because it's impossible for you to die.

It's called subterranean animism because it's necromancy of a dead series

>>3851610
sup

It's called "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil" because the game's so awful it's like Satan himself.

It's called Embodiment of Scarlet Devil because it embodies everything wrong with the touhou series.

It's called Shoot the Bullet because you "shoot" pictures of danmaku bullets.

It's called "Mystic Square" because you'd have to know magic to be able to create something so lame

that could have easily been a Statler and Waldorf joke, but it wasn't.

OP, i am dissapoint

Undeniably Flawed and Outdated.

It's called "Perfect Cherry Blossom" because it's perfect.

It's called Immaterial and Missing Power because it's pretty fucking weak

It's called Immaterial and Missing Power because sincerity is the power there I just saved you several long boring playthroughs of story mode.

It's called Suterranean Animism because that's where it belongs. In a fucking landfill.

It's called Unidentified Fantastic Object because once you play it you're going to throw it so hard it'll go into orbit

It's called Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream because it's so bad that it looks like a fucking nightmare.

>>3851608
>>3851610
These were the only remotely funny ones.

It's called Silent Sinner in Blue because that abomination is the baby ZUN should've drowned in a tub

It's called Undefined Fantastic Object because it's fantastic!

It's called Unknown Fantastic Object because you won't know what the fuck.

>>3851700
I don't see how >>3851610
is funny. Sure, the "Imperishable" part makes sense but not "Night". Only halfway witty.

>>3851628
More like you shoot pictures of yourself.
Aya is a camwhore.

It's called Concealed the Conclusion because you're going to get sick of it and stop playing long before you see the ending.

>>3851734
If you could move fast enough to get in your own pictures, you'd do it all the time too.

It's called Perfect Cherry Blossum because the game is beautiful and without flaw.

It's called Akyu's Untouched Score because it's so shitty nobody wants it.

It's called Highly Responsive to Prayers because you'll be praying he doesn't make another one.

I like how this started off as a shitty troll but now its amusing

>>3851793
I think it started off amusing and turned to shit.

>>3851628
I am a moron and didn't realize that.

You know, I'm kinda glad those Scarlet Weather Rhapsody threads are dying out.
Why's that?
Because everytime one comes up, someone causes a shitstorm!

It's called Unthinkable Natural Law because it's balance is Unthinkable, yet Law

It's called Touhou because it's about two whores

It's called Team Shanghai Alice because ZUN is fucking gay.

>>3851687
Fucking juice just came out my nose laughing hard at this one!

>>3851608

It's called Team Shanghai Alice because their games are so bad that after you play one you'll be so disgusted with the weeaboo life that led you there that you'll uproot yourself and stow away on a freighter to Shanghai where you'll start over fresh as a trap named Alice, falling in with a basement brothel in the harbor district where you'll earn your living getting fucked in the ass by bitter dockworkers and tending to their rancid, veiny dicks, suffering their racist insults and fists on a daily basis, yet all the while reassuring yourself by thinking, "at least I'm not one of those losers who plays Touhou".

>>3852256