/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38515185
Cute birb

>>38515185
What percent of a jubjub's brain volume is devoted to sex?

>>38515154
I like to imagine she would also eat tacos sideways

>>38515208
They have a whole brain lobe dedicated to just sex and sex thoughts, the Erotic Lobe.

>>38515185

>>38515246
Greatest grand aunt wock is hot!

>>38515246
>>38515258

>>38515229
Greenworm is very susceptible to peer pressure from her friends, getting into trouble and led to lives of crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrxq5U8SBY

Get on the couch, nerd. It's PS1 era JRPG night.

>>38515293
That's an NES controller dummy

>>38515293
>ps1
>holding snes controller
Auntie gazer is confuses

>>38515305
>>38515307
Please understand, she's not wearing her glasses

>>38515273

>>38515185

>>38515341
See what I mean, don't smoke that stuff little greenworm, you don't want to end up like your big sister!

>>38515330
Just imagine a gazer with glasses, imagine even her eyestalks had them

Anon, did you go buy an onahole behind your maid's back?

>>38515378
Gonna cum on all of them.

>>38515393
Just imagine the MILK

>>38515377
She needs to go to etiquette school to be raised like a prim and proper girl unlike her uncouth sister.

>>38515387
It's so I could make her some of these semen based dishes I learned in inari cooking class night school! The hand cramps after a while!

Captcha shoot

>>38515420
Do you realize how much spunk that would require? Succeed, and you'll be made into her personal cumpump for the rest of your days.

As a concerned parent, this needs to be addressed! My son was in class yesterday, when another child began fake-crying like a baby. I was told the "front of the teacher's shirt got wet" but "nobody splashed her with anything." The teacher was so embarrassed she dismissed herself and told the students to self-study. Apparently this is a reoccurring "prank" used to end lectures early! Is this the kind of monster we want teaching our children? One who can't even hold in her own breastmilk?!

>>38515490
I think ms. Haku is a little too excited, don’t ya think?

>>38515476
Either sheep type of demon type a, though the latter has to be long enough to use as handholds.

>>38515476
I like all of them but I like the the big horns way more

Are you excited for the new season?
How do you like your maids?

>>38515559
correct

>>38515506
A little too excited is an understatement! How do I explain this to my son? Aren't we paying these teachers to explain the harpy's and the honeybees for us?

>>38515433
That's why you ask your maid for help.

>>38515490
Imagine being such a jealous mother that they can't tolerate how powerful this kind teachers motherly instincts are

>>38515582
Tell your son to help her out

>>38515593
Sir, my son is only ten! That's a little early for marriage, don't you think?!

>>38515473
Can't help it, nerds need their glasses and faces layered with semen.

>>38515434
i like ultimatums

>>38515622
I got married to my wife at 5, she was 200. It’ll be fine

>>38515622
You said you wanted him to learn about the harpies and the honeybees, and there's no kind of learning like hands-on learning.

>>38515579
Just look at those massive horns! I just wanna rub ‘em

>>38515490
giwtwm, imagine fake crying when you are alone with your haku teacher and she panickly breastfeeds you

How do I get the motivation to draw back? I want to draw cute monstergirls but it's so difficult to just pick up the pen and keep learning.

>>38515724
By doing it, you mopey bastard. I also tend to do rl studies and doodling

>>38515706
>tfw this still works in college

>>38515724
I self flagellate whenever I catch myself slacking off, it works

>>38515724
Imagine that dumb, dopey manticore right there laughing at you for not drawing.

>>38515751
therapeutic motorboating has been shown to reduce stress and anxiety in most males

At least there are not tailets in this thread

>>38515787
That and mofu huffing in moderation

>>38515798
I dislike it when colors do not match. Or when she has ears and no tail.

>>38515579
ahhhhhh mommy kulve please roll on top of me

>>38515787
Mommy ran…. I need mommy ran

>>38515815
Put some pants on, Holo!

>>38515801
know your limits and stay within it
enjoy responsibly

>>38515751
>start crying after your hakutaku teacher tears down your thesis
>she shoves your face into her breasts and pats your head while saying "there there, it's okay, just drink"

>>38515846
breast feeding also reduces lots of stress

>>38515273
trailer park boys?

>>38515906
Would be funny if set in MGE

>>38515895
oh god, oh fuck thats. like too OP!!!

>>38515895
>Anon has bad allergies
>May even be allergic to cows
>His allergies lead to eye watering and tears
>Constantly stuck in a vicious cycle of attracting cows to treat his "sadness"

>>38515706
>ywn be called in for extra tutoring with haku-sensei
>ywn break down out of stress for not understanding the assignment
>sensei will never desperately try to calm you down before- too late
>her motherly instinct won't kick in and she clutches you to her breast
>ywn have a mommy haku-sensei take care of both your sexual urges

>>38515939
what a lucky and unlucky bastard

>>38515185

>>38515972
how common do you think this is? I'd say very common with hakus teaching very high level stuff

>>38516022
Nervous breakdowns are a key part of the college experience. It's why you always find bogeys and other nuturing monsters hanging around them, easy prey

>>38516049
>bogeys hiding in the alleys around the campus
>Anon runs into one, so you can cry in peace or some shit
>"wanna a mommy, kid?"
>THe biggest, plushiest, most mommy of alll bogeys is before anon
>Anon never stood a chance

>>38515656
>15 year old anon talking to daycare lady
>"Is this your little sister?"
>No, it's my daughter
>"How old is she?
>Ten
>Her face as she works out the math

>>38515972
I WILL BE!!!! JUST WAIT TILL THE PORTALS OPEN, YOU'LL SEE!!!!

>>38515185

>>38516022
Graduate school is a Haku's natural habitat. Considering the levels of stress most grad students go through, it would be really common. Undergrad would be a lot more varied as you have the party animal types.

>>38516022
Unmarried monster gets put in a room with a bunch of unmarried young men? She's not gonna be single for long.

>>38516083
Even kikis have an emo phase? Is her featherduster black, too?

>>38515185

>>38515989
How much space is there in a worm? It looks pretty claustrophobic.

>>38516138
This pajamavamp is cute.

>>38516139

>>38516094
a lot of those are not going to be single for too long either, not even counting the ones who are already married or "marked" by that point

>>38516086
It also depends, in the mge setting a school run by teacher cows and other mgs is going to be a idealized well functioning school generally speaking, that's going to cut down on a lot of breakdowns as people get the support they need.

Now in a portal opening situation Jesus the cows are going to be the ones having a panic attack as they see how fucked Earth's schools are.

You can't tell them about flying student month

>>38516139
They can change their inside space to a certain degree and make other rooms.
>4) Can Sandworms willingly transform their inner flesh walls to a certain degree?[53]
>They can do various things, like creating rooms, separated spaces free of drool (mostly as storehouse for the husband) or make benches and a bed for their husband.

>>38516077
I know this would be very common post portal and orphanages would definitely auction off the boys to the highest bidding monster

>>38516162
>flying student month
Huh?

>>38516162
>portals open and the cows immediately take over the schools
I know we joke, but those poor fucking boys. I had a teacher who was fairly attractive by teacher standards, and all the boys in class would flirt with her. Now put a supermodel in there as a teacher? Fuck, I'm glad I'm out of school, I'd be jerking off in the bathroom every chance I'd get.

>>38516197
When exam season crops up in Japan, and most other east Asian countries for that matter, teenage suicides rise dramatically. The students " fly" right off the top of the school

>>38516225
Oh….

>>38516260
There is a reason asian countries and russia love mge. The west is bad but not that bad yet

>>38515185

>>38516260
Yep it's tragic. Any mg that found out about situations like that would be heartbroken. Even outside of that the like, petty abuses of shitty teachers would get them pretty upset

TOM'D
https://twitter.com/mamononosanny/status/1490283198101684228

please open the portals... please...

>>38516318

>>38516225
KC pretty much told the early English fandom that it's shit like that is why he created MGE and why monsters are considered as a liberating force of good to the Japanese audience.

>>38516334
Gonna make fun of the one on the left for wearing 5 belts with none of them being in the right place

>>38516318
yo when does kc update his game. He's gonna add more scenes to her right.
He's overscoped by a lot hasn't he?

>>38516364
What are you talking about anon? The top one is absolutely in the right place.

>>38516260
Now you know there is so much cheap wish-fulfillment isekai. They are done with their lives there.

mous

>Current social credit score: -99
>Mandatory rape correction threshold: -100
>Reminder: volunteering for mind break exempts you from the social credit system

>>38516490
>would a mister Anonymous please come to the customer service desk and pick up your wife? Her crying is leaving a puddle on the floor.

On happier teacher cow notes they would absolutely be playing match maker with their students considering real teachers already do it

>The bookish nerd with the friendly but ditzy wurm
>The oni jock and the band geek
> Herself and the class slacker

>>38516515
Fuck lims and fuck the law. I'm going for a highscore.

>>38516515
>just -99
>they don't know I am the one that televised the lim using her daki in t he senate zoom meetinf

>>38516524
>hey a-non, put the book down and come play with me!
>hey dweeb, I got a pair of instruments for you to play
>anon, come see me after school for some... private lessons
Being in school with mgs would be wild.

>>38516524
but who would get the class clown?

>>38516598
The young Haku.

>>38516524
>>38516591
so to get the teacher I have to be slacker? what If I am the teachers pet?

>>38516598
The bogey recruiter looking for applicants to clown college

>>38516619
You have a 1/3 chance to get the teacher, 1/3 chance to get the hellhound bully, 1/3 chance for both

Captcha wanwan

>>38516656
I get what KC was going for with the bogey vs bogie naming thing but it might be more trouble than it's worth

>>38516688
Especially because in my opinion their pronunciations should have been the other way around.

>>38516737
Wait, they're pronounced differently?

>>38516742
Bogey is ブギー and Bogie is ボギー. Again, I think they should have been swapped.

>>38516772
her daughters got her husbands hair

>>38515853
Massive Nura Milkers

>>38516656
>clown college
sounds dope. What do they teach?

>>38516515
So how much do I lose for posting statistic that show that lilims have the highest present of virgins of any given spices. It's even higher than Alices!

>>38516802
>daughters
Those are her nieces.

>>38516842
Juggling, balloon animals, tight rope walking,
How to blast bogies with creampies

>>38516802
I want my daughter to have my eyes.

>>38516860
what about arcobats?

>>38516334
These girls hit my ideal level of girl /fit/ so well.

>>38515185

>>38516860
sign me up!

>>38516911
Big horns are sign of how fertile the monster is

All angels are made for titfucking, Eros's are just honest about it.

No one gives better hugs than Dorome

>>38515327
That looks so good, damn.

>>38516875
Same

>>38515185

>>38517024
Back to your thread, vteen.

>>38515185
IT'S MEIYA!

I love my wife.

>>38515724
draw your wife anon!

>>38517175
Horny bird!

What does it mean when your demon wife's skin turns black and she starts speaking Latin backwards? Is this because I didn't do the laundry like she asked?

>>38517247
She is horny but she also is very huggable and cute. <3 every part of her body is soft to the touch and i love her so much.

>>38517309
Have you tried turning her off than back on again?

>>38517332
How do I do that? I lost the owner's manual.

>>38517332
Impossible, succs are always turned on.

>>38517349
a quick french should do the trick!

Is angel corruption happen slowly or is it really fast

>>38517363
Anon, are you trying to instigate a sex marathon?

>>38517432
Depends on how or what they are being corrupted. Slowly if happening by itself, fast if by a Lilim or Dark Matter

>>38517432
Slowly. It starts with longer glances at the altar boy, then goes to 'accidentally' bumping into him. After a while she's using every excuse she can come up with to touch him, and eventually she has him come to her private quarters so she can 'draw the sin from his body'.

Lewd brats are destined to lose to cock

>>38515185

>>38517432
Angels and (specially) Valkyries are incorruptible, anything they ever do is due to the holy will and for the greater good! That's why that if they try to get more intimate you should just allow them instead of locking the door on their face! Just open the door! (or the window) It's for your own good!

>>38517525
anon pick up the phone
satan is calling

>>38517446
Fuck, I'm so weak to sloppy kisses. Forget fondling my junk, if a girl comes up to me and sticks her tongue down my throat, I am hers.

Sugar mommy dragons

>>38517610
>tfw ywn get picked up off the street by a dragon

>>38517537
damn, I wish I could read whatever nonsense you just typed, alas.

>>38517610
>"Oh? You want a new computer? Of course, dearie! Anything for the cutest little boy."
>"...of course, you're going to show mama how much your appreciate your gift once we get home, right?"

>>38517664
>tfw ywn be a whore paid in computer parts

>>38517653
so youre esl then

I love cute girls in frumpy ill fitting clothes, what mgs give this vibe the best

>>38517588
>hiked up skirt
FUG

>>38515185

>>38517653
Humans are as stubborn as they are fragile. Always hiding their tiny little levels, covering their God-given body in shame.
They should just drop all the silly pretenses and accept angel embrace and help.

>>38517664
>when monsters call them mama
now thats the ticket. I want more monsters who do

>>38517718
you're*

>>38516139
Sandworms live for thousands of years and never stop growing. The ones you see are usually small because they start looking for a husband while they're still very young.

>>38517749
They need to let us raise our levels in peace. Someone spread some propaganda to make them think it causes humans to age like wine

>>38517799
humans age very quick. I am going to spread this to all monsters who are way older. Also humans are very easy to attract as well

>>38517799
I heard that humans’ natural lifespan ends before they even reach teenagerhood at 200 years. Clearly this means they should get their age frozen as soon as possible.

>>38517432
Under 'normal' circumstances, it can go either way. A more naive angel won't realize what's happening and get slow-simmered; they might not darken, even at the point of no return.
An angel that 'catches on' might try to fight it, resulting in a buildup and eventual 'explosion' as their resistance is overwhelmed. If they DON'T try to fight it... well, they'll pretty much go on the spot.

>>38517873
>all monsters hear this
>mass panic and hysteria erupts among the older and younger generations of monsters

"vore me"

>>38517479
>um, angel-san, are you sure this is the right way to cleanse me of my sins?
>of course! Do not doubt my knowledge of these matters. Now, be a good boy and stroke that penis for me. Ooh, it's gotten so hard. That's good, now keep going. Feel the sin welling up inside you? It's getting ready to come out. Oh my! There it is! I shall have a taste. Mmm, that's so... sinful. But I think there's still some left inside you. This time, I want to purify your sins with my body.

>>38517844
>>38517873
Please don't I want to at least get a decade of adventuring in before I'm forced to retire. That'll never happen if monsters find out at 23 I'm already starting to decline!

>>38517610
what am i supposed to do with this information

>>38517977
get yourself one, dummy! Do you want to work?

>>38517963
>23
>says he's an adult
>human boys are just...like this

>>38518008
I want to do magic in da sabbath.

>>38517963
damn, u old

>>38517746
I want to be surrounded by horny high-tier monsters except they're all lolis

>>38518021
there is probably sugar mommy lolis in the sabbath

>>38518008
i do actually yeah, i just hate most jobs

>>38518033
Yes, runya sabbath even has it as their recruitment slogan.
>We provide bed, board, and body.

>>38517963
>adult
>with mere double digits
You need rape correction

Wonder what happens if you encounter a monster with level drain. Like would getting drained to level 1 cause her to tease you into sucking her breasts because maaaybe that could get you sone levels back and then she’d start bullying you over how cute and weak you are, maybe she should also drain your age at it since you already such a pathetic breast addict sucking tits withoht shame in public.

>>38518064
>Ancient dragon momster won't let you date until you're are at least 100

>>38518082
I don't think mge girls have any level drain, that's more a jrpg thing. Instead sexing them makes you more powerful.

>>38518083
>wont let you date until you 100
well, I am going to move away for a bit
>you're are
seems someone was raped corrected a little too hard

>>38518090
Read the sabbath book, anon.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Level_Drain_(p63)

>>38518090
No, it's canon.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Level_Drain_(p63)

>>38518082
>frantically trying to suck your levels back out of her tits
Hot.

>>38518015
>>38518064
Who is teaching these hags to use computers?

>>38518118
>>38518121
desu I thought all of these were just sex pun spells.

At what age am I considered an adult by hags? 100, 200, 300 years old? I just want to be treated like an adult and not forced to sit at the kids table

>>38518158
I dont know, all i do is ignore and if i can't do something because I am too young. i just do it anyways

>>38517963
who allowed a boy to go out adventuring on his own, that person should be fired!

>>38518158
Don't play their game, anon. If we all work together they won't be able to wave away our rights because we don't meet their standards

>>38518135
They got their nieces to type it up for them. You know the tech dragons who are hoarding all the gpus

>>38517610
What happens if she goes into heat?

>>38518189

>>38518184
>You know the tech dragons who are hoarding all the gpus
I hate dragons now.

>>38518184
It's time to cut off their internet access then

>>38518198
I don't want a dragon anymore.

>>38518206
>Anons raiding a dragon’s cave to steal her gpus
>Maybe take a few creeping coins to
>But leave the dragon for that is her price of greed and she shall be alone without gpus till one anon sneaks back in to comfort her

>>38518177
It's a free country I don't need anyone's permission to adventure!

>>38518189
a real fun game ;)
>>38518184
might I get where these gpus hoarding dragons, so I might make several withdraws

>>38518231
you were given a license, you lied on the application, didn't you?

>>38518082
>>38518127
>be decently successful adventurer, lvl 50
>this brat in a witches hat has taken to hanging around me in town
>started out as just listening to my stories in the tavern
>turned into aggressive flirting
>gross
>one morning wake up with a headache
>brat is in bed passed out next to me
>wtf? Does she look older?
>Kick her out and check my stats
>lvl 47
>WTF?!
>despite feeling like shit go out and grind an extra lvl
>come back to tavern that night, turn in early
>wake up feeling a little better, but still bad
>brat's there again, but can hardly call her a brat anymore
>she looks like she's in her late teens/early twenties
>check my stats, lvl 42
>put it together, this bitch
>slap her awake
>"oh, my my, it appears I've been found out, but don't worry, you can get your lvls back, all you gotta do is" she opens her robes "take them back yourself"
>fuck if I know how this magic shit works, shove my face in those medium sized tits, she moans instinctively
>they aren't medium for long
>literally as I'm sucking they're growing
>and I'm shrinking
>now I'm a fucking kid, and she's in her thirties
>try to pull away, as obviously this was a trick
>"uh uh, I don't think so" she puts her hand on the back of my head, gently forcing my mouth back on her nipple
>sudden urge to keep sucking
>"see, isn't it better this way? Don't worry, I'll take care of you from now on"
>feel overwhelming sense of calm as she strokes my head, fall asleep still latched on

>>38518242
Hot

>>38518265
It would have been hotter if the witch stayed a loli

>>38518242
very hot, like hot enough to scald!

>>38518274
>t. KC

>>38518206
Please understand she's trying to attract her a gamer boy bf

>>38518295
That's kinda a good idea, but everyone knows those don't exist

>>38518314
Imagine going to a convention only to realize you are the only male there, and everyones heads turn in a snap to look at you with those impure eyes.

>>38518242
>hot
This is actually gross. I don't like it at all.

>>38518214
Just get a bigger house, anon. As in a hall, or a cave, where your wife can turn into her dragon form without worry.

>>38518242
Dark Mage milk...

>>38518332
if she is the nick fuentez of mgc, she is gay. therefore, she is a paradox due to the setting's anti-yuri protocols.

>>38518339
sounds like hella fun, also imagine that hardcore ultra brutal rape doujins they all jill to was made by a single man

>thinking monsters have some kind of a meme age scale
>when even species that can live for thousands of years reach sexual maturity before they're even 10

>>38518332
>I don't think importing thousands of Kobolds and Hellhounds is a good idea
Ban this bitch for hatespeech!

>>38518395
>t. unwashed filthy mutt

>>38518408

>>38518332
w-whag happened to the danukis during the fluffocaust?

>>38518375
Its all fun and games until the cosplaying hags find you.

>>38515185

>>38518420
I fucking love dogs, nothing hotter than adopting a pack of stray kobolds and knocking them up one by one

>>38518332
USHI MILK

>>38518118
>>38518121
I don't know man, this level drain shit just freaks out me. These are my gains, I'm ain't giving them to some monster slut.

>>38518444
You will hand over the gains for even greater gains.

>>38518444
>hag level drains you
>with every level taken she gets thicker, softer and ovulates another egg

>>38518438
Be careful anon that's how you get mad cow disease

>>38518387
Just throw me in a pit of pear shaped zombie lolis

>>38518444
It's not permanent you know

>>38518490
Gonna be a bunch of pear shaped, pregnant zombie lolis if I had my way.

>>38518437
or getting adopted by a bunch of strays as well

>>38518437
>ywn come home after a long day of work to be greeted by the wagging tails and swollen bellies of your dogwives

>>38518423
demofu'd

>>38518499
So wait, how does that shit work? Let's say some bitch sucks out 5 levels out of me, how do I get those back?

>>38518489
I am already mad.

>>38518464
>be lvl 999
oh no....

>>38518517
Imagine the bellyrubs...

>>38518444
As >>38518499 says it's more of a power leveling technique. you get more back than what was taken due to the infinite energy loop of mamono mana.
>Furthermore, because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked-out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man. And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutually boosting them without limit.

>>38518523
It’s temporary level loss for you but for her she keeps the levels. Meaning if you’re level 50 and a demon takes 25 levels you’ll be lvl 25 for a bit and she’ll be 25 levels up permanently it’s fucking op I know

>>38518539
so, i could do it the other way around as well? new strat maybe, level drain the lim final boss

>>38518533
God i want to get a mg pregnant and rub her belly and feel our kids kicking inside, i want this no matter her species or age

>>38518523
You take them back with incredibly sloppy kissing.
You'll know its working when it devolves into her feverishly licking you and grinding into you while slurring her speech.

>>38518523
>The most noteworthy property of modern mamono mana is that when added to the mana of other races, in other words, when eroding it and converting it into mamono mana, it causes the amount of assimilated mana to tremendously increase. That is to say, binding one mamono mana with one human mana can result in a total amount of mana as high as three or four. Furthermore, even if you crash less than one mamono mana into two mana, not only will they not cancel each other out, instead due to erosion, the total amount will increase, and all the mana will effectively end up being engulfed by the mamono mana.
Pleasureful sex with a person a monster loves creates an infinite energy loop that empowers both. Potentially to the level of low level divinities in rare cases with powerful monsters.

I'm gonna be a blue mage and turn all of the girls special attacks against them! Yes I'm going to have to get hit by all these attacks first but that's probably fine!

>>38518523
Some monsters take and other monsters give. You just have to go find another monster to give you some levels.

>>38518544
It's not permanent for either. What both gain is the excess created through mana erosion.
>The way the power is sucked out of men remains the same, but it is not snatched away at one's convenience permanently, it's nature is changed into only temporarily borrowing it, letting the inma enjoy sex with that power for a while, and after that, the power is always returned to the man.

>>38518533
>>38518562
>start massaging your dogwifes belly
>she starts panting
>falls on her back begging for more
>tongue lolling out the side of her mouth, nipples completely erect, pupil's practically in the shape of hearts
>you forgot that bellyrubs make her horny too
>guess it's not to soon to get some practice in making the next litter

>>38518592
It always empowers the man due to the way mana works. Which partner gets weaker depends on the user but it's more of a maledom or femdom thing.
>And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutually boosting them without limit. On the other hand, it is also possible for the inma to lend her power to the husband, adding it to his own power and gifting him with vigour and sexual technique like an inma, while she herself will turn into a state just like a powerless human maiden, so enjoying sex in that way will become a possibility too.

>>38515185

>Monkeys stole my bananas
>As punishment I fuck them
>Even more monkeys steal my bananas now
>Punish them again making sure to creampie them deep so they get the message
>Now they just hang around my banana farm calling me hubby and asking me for banana even when I don’t have one
What the fuck is wrong with kakuens?

>>38518650
remi grew up finally!

What would a mamono wife do if her husband is a smoker? Would she try to get him to quit, as it is very bad for his health?

>>38518627
Aside from the powerloop this mostly just exists for succubus dryfish rapeplay.
Kc really does please everyone.

>>38518658
Monkey see, monkey do.

>>38518665
They'd just get him to switch to whatever the smoke hobos and wonderworms use.

I could see a protective MG ripping regular smokes out of people's hands if their husband had weak lungs though
>Ushi takes a man's cigarette out of his mouth and stomps it before growling that her husband whose standing next to her has asthma and second hand smoke is dangerous >>38518659

>>38518659
Curious to see what her sister looks like.

>>38518650
Would happily negotiate a trade pact with.

>>38518658
you reward them with fucks, just spank the monkey, next time

>>38518658
>What the fuck is wrong with kakuens?
>anon's the one paying monster girls for sex

>>38518747
>noble bugs

>>38518490
>a pit of pear shaped zombie lolis
I prefer a huge bed with pear shaped high class lolis in slutty lingerie

>>38515185

>>38518747
Büg.

drink the bug milk!

>>38518794

buggos are gr8

>>38518857
not that one but yes

>>38518857

>>38518871
>>38518871
GIMMME THE LINK OR YOUR GAY!

>>38518876
I don't have any gays to give though.

If I'm gonna fug a bug she's gotta be soft!

>>38518904
THE LINK, I NEED THE GREENWORM ASS
>>38518906
right is hotter

>>38515185

>>38515185
the Satyros gallery on imgbox isn't working.

fug the bug or the bug will fug you

>>38518955
I am perfectly fine with either of those outcomes and am now strongly needing gyaru bee art

>>38518913
Milfoth is hot, but there's something about yanmoth that really gets my dick going.

>>38518906
>>38518913
How about left drawn by the artist who made the one on the right

>>38518955
I love Regura bugs but feel like they would also kill me.

>>38518971
Whoops wrong image, but that picture is also good

>>38518986
now thats better

>>38518906

How do I make a sad fox happy?

>>38518945
I checked several other galleries and it looks like every gallery listed after Ryu doesn't work. Seems Wikifag is in process of replacing them.

>>38519006
Like this.

Do NOT agree to attend the Ritual of the Cow at the fertility goddess's shrine. The shrine maiden might start out human, but she'll fuck you until that's no longer the vase.

>>38519020
What did she do to the vase?

>>38519020
>no longer the vase

>>38519020
>vase
oh no, she is gonna make go into debt for that "breaking", isn't she?

>>38510423
>and can be seduced by non fighting men with ero massages

Even though KC was responding to a Hinezumi question, is there any reason this wouldnt work on Sallies and Lizzies? Maybe I am being silly, but I assumed it isnt that Hines have a specific thing for being massaged and it is more the fact that a man is taking time off her day, helping her and establishing a close sexual relationship with her. I dont see why helping a Sally or Lizzy after training and by giving her good soothing massages wouldnt work. At the end of the day monster attraction is all about compatibility, a warrior monster guarding a weaker man that makes her life easier, is horny on her and helps her training be more pleasant is as compatible as it gets

>>38518899
Are they having a biznis meeting?

>>38519020
I fail to see the problem.

>>38519060
Some people are a bit resistant, and rightly so, that KC has both drastically lowered the idea of monster girl standards but has also refused to commit to it.

We'll know if the game ever updates to include one of those girls how they treat it. Which just goes to show I was right and a book focusing on men and what they do in mge would actually be good and sort out a lot of the questionable areas.

>>38519073
It was a very expensive vase.

>>38518423
Imagine this but a raccoon tail.

>>38519045
gonna slip watered down jubjub flu into miss haku's morning coffee

>>38519060
>monster attraction is all about compatibility
It's more about desire. They find desire in men delicious. Especially if it is sexual and directed directly at them.
>On the other hand, monster girls spend a long life with their mates and develop their mates' male power, so they tend to focus on men's "desires" such as "I want to be like this" and "I want to develop my own abilities".
>For example, it is not uncommon for a succubus to fall in love with the desire of a "craftsman who spends his life making the best watches" and become his wife and apprentice! In this sense, although it may seem to contradict the aforementioned criteria, it is also possible to fall in love with a man's accumulated abilities and efforts (current abilities) in life. The whole life is delicious!
>Other examples, such as in the case of a martial arts monster, are "I want to be strong! I want to be stronger than the monsters!" "I want to be defeated by a monster and be forced to do a lot of things." There is a tendency to be attracted to both of these desires.
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly. "I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

>>38519073
Everyone says that before they get mating pressed for hours.

>>38519060
If you want a lizard girl but you're not good at fighting, you could ask her to teach you and she would probably say yes.

>>38519060
anybody else find it weird that some people need KC to literally spell out their fantasy romantic encounters back to them?

>>38519127
>holsts in chaps
wild west realm when?

>>38519136
>mating pressed for hours by a cow
I'm still not understanding what's bad about this situation.

>>38519127
>Mermaids have magic temp legs

this one pisses me off the most out of all this list.

>>38519127
>>38518332
Anyone else tired of these /monster/ memes? They're posted every thread, and they aren't even funny, they're just recycled /pol/ memes but with monster girls shoved into them. /monster/ culture is garbage, and if I wanted their posts, I would go there.

>>38519175
they're shit but i know better than to open images with paragraphs of english text here.

>>38519175
I've never been to /monster/ but I think they're smile worthy. Maybe just don't read them?

>>38519150
It's weird but I don't find it at all surprising.

Best momsters for this feel?

>>38519127
>Tentacle forrest
>Detached from reality
This is actually right, as the tentacles propagate much better in jungles, thus the proper term would be tentacle jungle

>>38519150
If you mean in these threads, maybe a little when people act like they need to have permission to even waifu something. I've tweeted out a few of my fantasies of my waifu to him and he has tweeted back positively about it a couple of times.

>>38519163
just imagine how smug that snek is that she is among the first to have a boy

>>38519175
Half of them don't make sense, but baphos can't reach the top shelf makes me laugh a bit.
>>38519150
>japanese are super autistic
>some westerners are super austitic
>the average person is incredibly creatively bereft
It's not that wierd. They just want some validation like it matters.

>>38519193
Mommyhebi.

>>38519191
It's hard to ignore something when they're posted every fucking thread

>>38519193

>>38519150
>>38519198
>when people act like they need to have permission to even waifu something
Most of the time, it seems it's the biggest protectionfag/rolereversal autists who get mad about maledom and act like other people need to have permission to even waifu something lel

>>38519020
Ah it's okay, I like cows

>>38519215
I ignore pretty much all the undead posted in these threads. You don't have to click on it, especially like what >>38519189 said. If you can see the paragraph of text, don't click it.

>>38519248
stealing kcs baphofu with no survivors.

>>38519277
>Gamecube
Artist has got some good taste

>>38519277
>tfw ywn have a elf babysitter/dick milker

>>38519156
It's exhausting.
>Hour One: Fully Human, but full of energy and driven to turn herself into a cow. Will mating press you with reckless energy.
>Hours Two and Three: Changes are starting to show. Her skin's clearing up, her already fertile figure is growing. She's exited, but pacing herself now.
>Hours Four and Five: She's nearly turned, and her bikini is at its snapping point. Milk production has started. She's picked up a lot of energy now is speeding up.
>Hours 6 +: She's now a holstaur and the new sexual drive has hit her hard. Get ready to spend plenty of more time with the new cow.

Pretend to be an alp to get into the monster sleepover. They'll never know

>>38519277
Why is she up? She should be sitting on the sofa

>>38519313
>act the alp
>become the alp
simple as

>>38519163
I'd like to see a lamia, spidergirl, centaur etc, have to try and tie their male child's shoelaces and realize they have no idea how

>>38519311
Did sprouting the horns hurt?

>>38519311
Cool. I'll make sure to wear red that day.

>>38519311
Just drink the milk and you'll have olenty of energy

>>38519294
Older sister monsters are dangerous

>>38519338
>olenty

>>38519328
It's a numb sensation, but she has other things to focus on.

>>38519324
He who fights monsters must be careful that he does not become a monster.

>>38519355
Gove me hakutaku milk and I'll be all right!

>>38519377
You are just asking for a haku spanking instead

>>38519175
I dunno, I kinda like /monster/
Don't know about the memes but I sorta like the atmosphere over there. It's like a more distilled/pure version of here

>>38519355
Dumb hakutaku and her massive udders

>>38519385
I could make do with both

>>38519393
i wanna be stuck in those udders, cumming my brains away

>>38519175
where is /monster/ located

>>38518658
You do realize that they aren't eating them, right?

>>38519437
In your anus.

>>38519437
On the dark web. You can't get there without leet hax.

>>38515185

Remember that ushis can't rape you if you rape them first

>>38519536
>rape an ushi
I'd love to see this.
>jump on her back where she can't reach you easily
>tweak her nips and nibble her ears 'til she's about ready to collapse

>>38519536
Now that's the kind of proactive thinking we need.

>>38519536
>>38519605
can I just have a wholesome romance instead?

>>38519629
Only after you're married.

>>38519536
i want mintchoco milk

>>38519629
Later for now you must establish dominance and pin the spider cow down for rough yet passionate love making, whispering sweet nothings into her ear and muffling her moans with your mouth

Is there alternate versions of ghosts? Like a polstergeist?

>>38519689
New around here?
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Ghost_Family

>>38519600
The rules of ushi rodeo are quite simple: you climb on her back, pull her eyepatch off, and hold on until she ether gets tired or throws you off. Some people say it's cruel and degrading but the ushis don't seem to mind.

>>38519727
i had no idea they were versions of ghosts, i thought they were just undead. my brains small.

>>38519727
but I don't want to be dragged into Miss Phantom's fantasies!

>>38519727
drama cow

>>38519605
>>38519668
I'm going to straight up reject any monster not willing to do at least one year of dating

>>38519738
>Tired ushi falls onto her back
>Sweat glistening on her skin
>Half stuck between breathing and moaning
>Now begins the real ride

>>38519738
is it cheating to hold on with both your arms and legs

>>38519741
Also any monster that dies with regret, worships Hel, or gets resurrected by magic can be undead besides the actual undead races.

>>38519769
zombie raiju with black lightning that leeches the energy from you??

>>38519769
zombie wock

>>38519763
No, but remember that she has arms too. You don't want to put your legs where she can easily grab them.

>>38519823
I am just going to put myself in her clothes and slip myself inside

>>38519829
>inside her clothes
Bad idea.

>>38519738
Is it cheating if I take a rageshroom first?>>38519798
The only thing she regrets is not eating more.

>>38519769
>besides the actual undead races
I wanted to see a zombified zombie

>>38519954
source?

>>38519954
sir, i can see a penis there