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>>38479118
Elves would never be able to compete with knife-eared Kakuens.

>>38479098
It's a quite well known fact that excessive body hair under the armpits and above the vagina is a sign of fertility in hags!
>>38479059
Why not? It makes the sex you have after you release her, or she breaks free, that much more enjoyable.

>>38479183
very true
>>38479182
now Kakuens are monkeys, monkeys have big round ears, monkeys with knife ears just look stupid

space mgs

Hey, look at this!

>>38479182
Well yeah but elves can barely compete with humans.

does anyone have experience with artists on skeb?

>>38479158

Anons, I made the mistake of joking about Hathor and now all the girls interested in me are growing thicker and bustier.
They've even started moo-ing and my Salamander best friend just asked me out of the blue if she thought 'milking' could be like a fight.

cow

>>38479255
you fucking lie, you telling me this can "barely" compete with humans

>>38479294
Pathetic.

>>38479294
>cow
>that amount of titty
even elves can out do that, even the ones of the holy variety

>>38479300
some of those mob villagers do be mighty chesty

>>38479332
we both know that the milk has been spiked with holst milk

>>38479282
And why are you complaining, get to milking and claiming that sweet sweet milk

>>38479251
wooow, nice ears fgt
>>38479294
I want to grab her tail

>>38479294
Is viccy chuuni?

>>38479251
How would my mom buy my cock?

>tfw just want to pet fluffy monstergirls

>>38479282
I'll swap places with you anon! I'm not afraid!

>>38479375
Sounds like a roundabout way of saying you were adopted

>>38479235
>monkeys with knife ears just look stupid
Still better than elves.

>>38479394
calm yourself with the racism, senor

>>38479350
>>38479379

You don't understand, its more a herd than a harem and my salamander friend is splitting her pants with her thick thighs and that zombie from work just 'moos' instead of moans and, well, tits that big clearly can't be contained by a ragged outfit like she has.
Do you know how small my house is?

>Queen of the Savannah they said

>>38479431
I want to run my fingers through that fluffy as fuck hair.

>>38479413
>my salamander friend is splitting her pants with her thick thighs
I shall pray for your pelvis.

>>38479158

>>38479442
A man of taste I see.

>>38479413
why aren't you stuck inside one of the cows? If you don't want to, I'll order a dark matter bombing on your ass so you can get to fucking. And about the small house thing, Just walk into the manison of the nearest single rich monster girl noble and act like its your house and even sleep in her bed and the place is yours. Its what I did to get my massive house

>>38479177

>>38479158

>>38479476
>Anon actually believes he duped the Nurarihyon and that she didn't sneak into his place
Truly the most devious of MGs.

>>38479452
>"Yosh! Tonight is a test of endurance!"
>"Oh ho? What are we enduring you ask?"
>Tears off her pants to reveal widened hips and thick thighs.
>"First one to cum thrice loses!"
>tail is blazing enough to start a house fire.

>>38479476
Look, a man has things he needs to do outside of weekend working!
Do you know how long it takes to milk those girls dry? Even with dairy enhancements I have to spend a LONG time milking them before I fall asleep, worn from the hard work.

cow.

>>38479605
holy fuck, imagine sitting in her lap

>>38479605
scary

>>38479605
I feel threatened by this fox. I am going to run away now.

>>38479605
Why is she so smug?

>>38479665
She knows that she makes you horny

>>38479605
BIG PHOX

>>38479665
resting smug face affects many monsters

>>38479654
But where are you going to go? You’re locked in her mansion.

>>38479691
fox ass makes my neuron fires more rapidly

>>38479158
starting the thread with a cup of milk!
>>38479282
>>38479413
>>38479619
Blessed!

>>38479607
i ran from home and set up shop in her house

>>38479382
Oh no that cheshire has brain problems.

>>38479251
N-No! Shut up!

>>38479712
>you become the mouse that lives in her walls only coming out at night to forage for supplies
this will escalate when she begins designing lewd mousetraps

>>38479480
Bullies of the sea.

>>38479619
It is such a crime that there isn't more "thickening" content out there. Most of it's fucking fatty shit, I just want to see skinny girls filling out!

>>38479251
Err, you fight like a cow?

>>38479605
This has got to be the least trustworthy Fox I've seen.

>>38479605
I want this fox to use me like a sex doll and fuck me till i cum at least 10 large buckets into her.

>>38479798
i nominate shikifox as a contender

>>38479788
Big mosasaur onee-san.

>>38479798
Hey, her eyes are always like that! Her mom is just the same!

>>38479712
gotta do those puzzles she set up

>>38479605
why is she looking at me like that bros...

>>38479856
she found a poor sap to be her pet human

Do foxes make good pets?

Bros, she caught me,
https://files.catbox.moe/oqvb3c.png

>>38479874
no way dude. they're wild animals, find somebody nice and domesticated.

>>38479790
I mean, I enjoy it all but a THICK salamander isn't really something one says no to.

>>38479874
only those ones from russia what have been selectivly bred like dogs.

>>38479885
>t.angry kobolds

>>38479885
Like this cute dog?

>>38479885

>>38479933
mans best friend

>>38479897
>russia
So she can keep me warm?

>>38479933
>>38479939
>that happy little wag
adorable

>>38479158

My wife gave me a wedding ring from a shop in the royal demon realm but it's too big for my finger!
I wonder if it's meant to be placed on something with a larger girth...

>>38479788
>Rude an belligerent to everyone
>Except humans who they only ever tease
>Won't hesitate to save a drowning human

>>38479969
have your tried your neck?

>>38479969
Don't worry anon, you'll grow into it.

>>38479969
Try your toe?

>>38479158
MGs for this feel?

>>38479975
Unless the Human looks like a Selkie from underwater.

>>38479874
No, eventually they'll turn the tables without you even realizing.

>>38480002
No hey table flipping allowed.

>>38479999
I don't know what that says anon

>>38479999
Sorry, I don't speak moon runes, is the nice Oji-san going to help her study so she can get a good grade on her test?

>>38480000
Isn't that sharks?

>>38480031
>>38480033
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4315352?q=%2B%2B%2B
basically, he tutors her so she can get good grades

>>38480031
>>38480033
1st panel
> What do you mean by "teach me a lesson" mister?
>Ahaha!¶ You look so stupid!!
> A creepy and fat nerd like you couldn't possibly teach me anything at all~!!
2nd panel
>Wow!!¶ The way you teach me is super easy to understand, I can solve all of this easily...!!
> After this, the slutty brat that once fell short on her grades was accepted in a well-known and top private school.

>>38479999
momonika manticore

>>38480070
>>38480084
I hate being right sometimes.

Medusas are cute

>>38480070
>>38480084
That's very cute, thanks anons

>>38480168

>>38479158

>>38480168
seems a little high maintenance

enough of those monsters that expect me to "prove myself", when are they gonna do something to impress me?

>>38480208
how are they going to do that anon?

>>38480208
the ushi oni's mating dance has a high success rate

if you wake up and you are in the house your local dark mage and need to leave, what route would you take
>The painting route with creppy and lewd painting that seem to follow your every move
>The doll route, a hall filled with dolls that you swear that move everytime you don't look at them
>The laundry room where the maids are and you can steal the dark mages panty or bra
>The straight route, going straight for the door This results in getting caught and molested by the dark mage until your minbreaks and you will be stuffed between her tits where you will cum inside her until you faint and then some

>>38480168

>>38480237
>he removed his eyes?

>>38480233
I would call my wife from the sabbath and ask her to come get me.

>>38480220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBslwm8FF_U
HIGH
SPEED
ANTI-GRAVITY
RACING

>>38480233
Do what nobody ever does in horror movies. Break a window and go out that way

>>38480252
Sorry the windows just lead to the endless void, only the front door works

>>38480250
>can a monster even call herself a woman if she can't even do a perfect lap at mach 1?

>>38480208
to impress me, all they need is some cool gas masks, guns or swords

>>38480252
triple glazed bomb proof glass

>>38480233
The laund-
>spoiler
The door, definitely

>>38480233
find the dark mage

>>38480233
>>The doll route, a hall filled with dolls that you swear that move everytime you don't look at them
This one. It was really hot what happened last time.

>>38480233
Definitely the dolls it's the safest bet.

>>38480247
medusa seem to draw those tragic love types, even when it's largely needless.

>>38480250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

>Haughty Kikimora who looks down her nose at everyone and considers them to be so far below her that the mere act of speaking to her is an almost intolerable offense
>Still inexplicably popular in town because everyone just chalks it up to a combination of a joke and a personality quirk
>Also because they've all seen how she follows her master around like a puppy and bends over backwards to try and tend to his every need before he can even verbalize his desires

>>38480281
>>38480286
>As You walk down the hall, You hear something move
>As you look back you see that some of the dolls have moved.
>The dolls tower over you, just one of their strides would match your running speed
>As you run away. you duck into a door
>Its the kitchen, where its mostly empty except...
>There you find a jabberwock raiding the fridge
You can try to walk around her or Unlock the Door near her that has way more food

>Hi

>>38480390
hola

>>38480390
oh look, the babysitters here

>>38479158

>>38480450
why are you like this?

>>38480281
>You entered the halls with your eyes closed
>The dolls are all extra busty and thicc
>The dolls take you into a room and remove all your clothes
>They start to feel you up and one of them starts to ride you
>The last thing you can remeber is hearing the clapping of cheeks
BAD END:the doll's doll

>>38480450
this angers me

>>38480480
Holy based. Translator cope BTFO.
Later on the actual asmr says hellhounds will be there long after humans are gone and she's going to corrupt his soul for fun

>>38480237
Need yandere Medusa wife

>>38480579
>VTumor

>>38479158

>>38480670
>he says while posting azur lame gachashit
You are just as bad.

>>38480714
wock milk..... it seems yummmy.....

>>38480714
oh, that's actually kind of nice.

>>38480670
How can you even tell.

>>38480714
poor wock, her claws ruin her clothes if only she listened to safety wock

>>38480714
Artist?

>>38479442
squishy cheeks

Damn female kid
Consensual sex correction

>>38480787
>*safety wurm
fuck, i don't think I am smarter than a wurm

>>38480817
kids, like this dark mage, have hypnotically amazing cunnys
men are practically in danger of getting rape correction by these very lewd and powerful little girls.
i suppose it's the natural order of things, Lilith and Bapho-chan have intended for us all.

>>38480849
>implying a loli can make me hard
only meaty hags can do that

>>38480730
wock is always nice!

>>38480861
We heard you the first 100 times you replied to anything even remotely loli related with this shit.

>>38480861
That's what they all until they're pinned down by little girls chanting onii chan.

>>38479605
Something about that look makes me want to make many smaller foxes with her.

>>38480714

So what's the list of things we shouldn't post? We should agree on this now to prevent further uncomfy.
Alps
Cait Siths
Cu Siths
Loli
Flat chests
Medium chests
Giantesses
Vtubers
Gacha
Soulsborne
Anything Western
Anything non-MGE

>>38480869
if you say so

I have nothing to say, just gonna post this fluffy tail.

>>38480907
>Vtubers
>Gacha
>Soulsborne
>Anything Western
>Anything non-MGE
These are all good. I'd be fine with this thread going full MGE only if only so people who spam western shit wouldn't have an excuse.

>>38480888
maybe i should taunt the sabbath more often. shame they see right through me.

>>38480906
damn, look at the tail on that wock

>>38480790
https://twitter.com/Uni_Onicorn

>>38480929
i don't either, so I am going to post this wurm in a dress

>>38480976
is wurm dancing just them spinning on the spot till they get dizzy?

>>38480949
Godbless.

>>38481000
those are some dangerously long nails

>>38481000
dunno what it is about this pic but I don't mind becoming this fox(?)'s boytoy.
>>38481033
yeah, it would be a shame if she used them to slowly rip of my clothes haha

>>38481000
cute ears

>>38481053
just hope I'm not wearing one of my nice jumpers...

>>38480548
I like a lot of her videos. The automaton one was very nice.

>>38480646
Someone been feeding Senko too much tofu.

>>38481080
and why is that bad? thin senko and thicc senko are equal but thicc senko is even more equal

>>38481080
I think we need to give her even more fried tofu.

>>38480994
Wurm dancing is whatever wurmie says it is.

>>38480907
>No posting Cú or Cat Sídhe despite them both being canon MGE species and easily ignorable
Holy hell.

>>38481080
I think that's the right amount of tofu.

>>38481131
>easily ignorable
Exactly.

>>38480861
Beware, lolis have areas that can be meaty too.

>>38481150
looks more like the meat's cutting board lmao

>>38479874
>>38479943
Everyone laughs at tied up foxes until YOU are the one trussed up in shibari

>>38480464
Yes this is exactly what i wanted. These dolls have fallen for my bad end.

>>38480250
>>38480258
will anyone knock team A-NON from their top spot in the AGL?

>>38481150
stop. it. only if they are like way older than me that is like the only

>>38481174
that new cockatrice racer has been climbing the ranks pretty quickly

>>38480878
If you're tired of hearing it you can leave.

>>38481174
why does anon crave such speed?

>>38481164
Foxes are strictly submissive. Their diet is full of s o y and all they do is sit in their shrines and play with their Nintendo Switch all day.

>>38480907
I am cat hear me meow.

>>38481246
>>>/trash/

>>38481232
he's trying to run from his pain

>>38481146
Thank you for agreeing. Like you don't want Cu or Cait Sith in threat just remember to report for posting furries outside of /b/ and ignore them.

>>38481267
Do they post cait sith there?
>>38481274
unfortunately, if you actually read the rules, what's not allowed is porn. So posting cait sith as I did is as bannable as all the loli posters.

>>38481232
He is speed king
You gotta hear him sing
Yeah, he's a spped king
See him fly!!!

>>38480907
>No Flat chests
>No Medium chests
Why?

>>38481221
it's all so tiresome.

A smutless story I'm afraid.

https://www.4binz.org//622

>>38481232
Because the rush of adrenaline you get from pulling a few g's is amazing and also >>38481272
Sadness can't catch you at mach speed

How you make monster girl cry?

>>38481232
>>38481329
maybe he should let one of the girls he's racing catch him...

>>38481103
Good Kraken, but I'll show you the type that I like.

>>38481335
tell her you prefer human girls

>>38481342
no, that'd be bitching out and mama didn't raise no bitch

>>38481274
To be clear, I meant it's easy to ignore them so there's no reason to post them unless you're trying to rile people up.

>>38481301
>furfag starts seething about loli
Like clockwork as usual

>>38481342
that would involve losing anon
and momma didn't raise no loser

>>38481344
momma kraken looks like she won the wet t-shirt contest

I take a dominant cuddlecore who forces me to little spoon until 12 every morning, tail sucking the whole time please.

>>38481356
>>38481363
>the sorrow of A-NON's racer draws many girls to the AGL in hopes of comforting him
>but the competition only drives him to go further and faster
>and thus his sorrow grows
>and thus more monsters try to catch him
>the ratings have never been so good

>>38481361
I am a lolicon too.

>>38480907
Holy Hell. You people can be no better than the shitters you're being vigilant against.

>>38481386
>Anon has never shown his face as well so all the doujins about him have wearing his signature helmet
>meanwhile the tanukis running the whole show are just literally swimming in money

>>38481358
That makes no sense. It's easy to ignore everything that's posted. One can assume that if someone is posting cait sith it's because they LIKE cait siths.

Like holy fuck I don't like half the mg's you people go on about every thread. Get over it.

>>38481441
bet they sabotaged the other racers just to keep their gravy train rolling

>>38481459
Anon is rolling around in the model t ford of hovercars, if anything, the tanukis try to make him lose to up the stakes to get more viewers

>>38481449
it's a lot harder to notice the reasonable people who ignore the things they don't care for.
i pretty much hide every troll post. they ain't for me.

>>38481441
>Some say he's wanted by the MGC secret police and that he can only sleep at mach 2. All we know is he's called anon

>>38480907
Anything in the MGE books is kosher, though I would recommend using discretion regarding Alps and Siths. Sabbath has always been fine. Non-MGE monsters are fine so long as there are no /d/ level fetishes involved and absolutely no NTR.
MGE might be a hugbox, but there is a good reason for it. No one likes disloyalty and both Man and Monster are expected to be faithful.

>>38481544
>Anon when interviewed says this
milk

>>38481449
>It's easy to ignore everything that's posted.
Which would mean you should complain about nothing.
>One can assume that if someone is posting cait sith it's because they LIKE cait siths.
Or because it's easy bait.
>>38481515
That's fair. Sorry if Trolls don't fit your tastes.

>>38481344
I see it

who wants to go dragonia and meet the dragon crime syndicate?

>>38481554
One of the reasons I don't like harems in mge is they send a bad message. Men can form harems all they like but mamano can only ever love one man because "purity."

What makes it okay for a man but not a mg? Why does an impure, slutty man deserve a pure mg?

>>38481554
This man speaks the truth. Monster girls are the purest form of love.

>>38481667
Because gender equality is a bad meme.

>>38481659
Not me. I'm a good boy that doesn't want any trabble.

>>38481723
>Trabble
You are a good boy but not the brightest, aren’t you? Being a square will lead down a boring life, but being a rebel, not following orders and generally not following the law is more fun

>>38481716
Especially in mge, since mg's are almost universally better at us men that everything. That just makes the hypocrisy here is harder to understand though.

>>38481667
>What makes it okay for a man but not a mg?
One man can impregnate many women. The other way around would mean others get left out, while a magical way to accommodate them would be too alien for the readers.
t. monogamy enjoyer

>>38481743
Dragon claws made this post.

>>38481723
That’s fine, you can still find a nice girl to settle down with
Just don’t ask about the tattoos

>>38481100
>Go visit anon who moved away to the big city with all it's human/mamano cultural melting pot
>Go to anons apartment and he says let me introduce you to my wife
>You hear her before you see her, the floor creaks as she approaches, the largest fox you have ever seen waddles into the living room munching on a hamburger with fried tofu for buns

>>38480257
My Shogg maido is a denizen of the endless void in all its unnatural dimensions, so once I'm out the window, I just have to stick out my thumb and hitch a ride home.

>>38481778
So you don’t wanna mess with the dragon cops and change their uniform with nun outfits or cowprint bikini?

>>38481648
>Or because it's easy bait.
I am the only cait sith post here and it's very much because I'm a massive furry, along with being a lolicon and tffag.
There is way easier bait than posting on topic girls a few people don't like.

>>38481822
That sounds impractical and uncomfortable. I might them some donuts as thanks for their service, though. Surely monster cops would be upstanding citizens worthy of the badge, right?

>>38481808
Fuck, that’s real hot!

>>38479605
this but with a mino because then I will feel safe

>>38481667
So its ok if the harem is slutty mamonos like canon Bicorns and Nuris.

>>38481859
Even if she has the same shifty face?

>>38481827
Anon, I accept you and your tastes that are different than mine. You're valid.

>>38481866
Especially if she has that face.

>>38481841
Donuts go straight to their thighs! Do you want officer dragon to also be known as thunder thighs or the dragon clap?

>>38481887
Thick dragon cops are for lewding in the back of their squad car.

>>38481887
Maybe a nice coffee, then. Black.

>>38481887
How do monster girl outfits stay on? Glue?
Hardmode: no Mamon Obama

What's your wife's favorite pokemon? My wife's favorite pokemon is houndoom.
Take a wild guess what her species is.

>>38481902
>dragon cops are getting married at an alarming rate
> there is a correlation between how thicc they are and the time it takes to get married
>the new recruits become thiccer and thiccer
>crime also goes way down since most male criminals get memezired by the thiccer dragons
A win win

>>38481935
That it is, although my white dragon wife is miffed that they put her on desk duty since she married.

>>38481887
Time for me to open up a donut shop with a generous police discount

>>38481860
I like the idea of gathering in a harem of solely Bicorns.
Technically you're 'cucking' each one of them by fucking the others, but in reality you're locking them all into a purity trap with only one Anon where they aren't all out corrupting other pure mamonos to lure them into the harem because Anon's list is already full.
>and as the Husbando it's just a never-ending cycle of fresh slutty hosspussy every new day

>>38481952
Add holst milk for extra fun

>>38482001
Please stop, my heart can't take this.

>>38482001
That's something an evil mastermind would do so he couldn't be chased by the cops anymore

>>38481866
yes, especially so

>>38482011
>>38482069
and for real extra fun, the creme from the boston cremes is from wonderland

>>38482069
no, it funny to see dragon making milk, no?

>>38481935
How would crime rates go down if they are raping and arresting for even jaywalking?

>>38479270
The amount of good lamia doujinshi is unfortunately pretty low but I liked this one.

>>38482120
Shush, don't let the bureaucrats learn about that

>>38481887
yes, I need massive dragon thighs around my dick as I pump and cum my brain away

Another Elf in an embarrassing situation.

>>38482119
BIG

>>38482200
MILKERS

>>38481808
https://files.catbox.moe/tlxzh0.jpg or about this big https://files.catbox.moe/1pgyx2.png

Picture of a High Elf in Dragonia. Specifically they call and designate themselves as the Dragon Princesses of Dragonia.

/tg/ pls go and stay go

>>38482233
How about a tabletop game where the women in the party have to cosplay the monster girl they play and have sex with the men.

>>38482212
so you are in the mood for milk?
https://files.catbox.moe/du997v.png

>>38481957
>be Anon
>Anon finds his fated mamono, a sleek jet-black Bicorn and declares she will be his waifu.
>She explains how the dark-mana works with Bicorns
>Anon must fuck other mamonos before he can fuck his actual waifu properly.
>Anon- "Ok, but how do I find these other mamonos? Won't they already have husbandos, or at least want to someday have their own husbando to themselves?"
>"Not a problem, you get dark-mana from me, and that makes you attractive to other single mamonos even though I'm your waifu, so it makes them easy to seduce and you fuck them, your mana gets even darker, you bring that dark mana back to me, and then it repeats getting darker each time."
>Anon - "So then, that means we have to fuck to start this cycle going?"
>Bicorn - "Ok, but its not really proper fun for me while you're still so lily-white, so we'll get it over with, then we go down into town and you pick out the first mamono to seduce, and I'll help you seduce her to start things off properly."

>Afterwards Anon and his Bicorn-waifu are in the town marketplace
>Waifu - "Ok, so who do you fancy first?"
>Anon looks around the market stalls
>"Her, over there buying carrots."
>"But honey, that's another bicorn like me..."
>[shrug] "Ok, sweetie, well I guess I just have a 'type'. Now, you did say we go seduce her now...? C'mon, before she buys all the carrots and disappears."
>And so began Anon's six-bicorn harem.

>>38479605
Too big

>she thinks her body has long outlived her feminine usefulness
10/10 girls who don't know they're 10/10 are the best.

>>38482297
i really do love that doujin

>>38480250
>old hag AG racer mg who remembers the F3600 leagues
I have a sudden need

>>38482297
They need to be made aware what effect they have on you, especially when they like you and you yourself have low self-esteem.
>>38482308
It's a true classic.

>>38482230
Picture the cartoon-style bodyshape mark a puny knife-ears makes when Anon's haughty Dragon-waifu bitchslaps her into the wall.
>it's not really a 'harem' if your Dragon-waifu keeps her new knife-ears 'pet' on a golden chain like a puppy, it's just a bit creepy when she's stuck on the side of the marriage-bed of gold watching and frustratedly schlicking while Anon pounds his waifu every night.

>>38482221
>>38482264
Alright you retards need to take this fat fetish shit back to /d/, go be disgusting somewhere else.

>>38482375
Oh come now, you need to make your knife-ear work for her keep. Tell her to get in there and use her mouth somewhere.

>>38481723
This anon was most definitely raised by a Wurm.
Dummy momsterwife and dummy sonhusband will produce many dumb children

>>38482418
>seksu machine
>no man in sight

>>38482437
That's why dummy Anons need to marry smart monsters and smart Anons marry dummy monsters.

>>38482405
>no tail, no talons, no sleek scales, why would any Anon bother with a boring knife-ear?
>better to keep her 'pet' on the outer, it not only amuses but also inspires Anon's actual Dragon-princess to even greater lewdnesses with her Husbando just to spite the unlucky knife-ear.

>>38482450
This fox looks trustworthy.

>>38482463
this is messing with my mind, like a lot. I am stunned at how cute lich-chan looks

>>38482437
but dummies are cute

>>38481659
>dragon crime syndicate is just a bunch of chunni black dragons larping

>>38482282
Sounds like a ponzi scheme, the tanuki are behind this I just know it!

>>38482297
>>38482337
The sublime fox.

>>38482463
My Undead-Waifu is smart, she is always making clever sayings like:
>'We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Wight children.'
She even got me this cute t-shirt with 'Wight Power' in fancy letters on the front.
I wore it down to the market to buy some herbs off the Tanuki merchant who seemed very impressed to see it, and I even got all the herbs I asked for at a discounted price.

>>38482478
>Stunned
Why? Lich-Chan has always been one of those people that's not gorgeous solely because she doesn't give enough of a fuck to make herself so.

what flavor of demon is better classical red or blue?
https://files.catbox.moe/sqed34.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9b8qk5.jpg

>>38482568
No, ponzis are a pyramid scheme and that means Sand-wans, this is more of a time-share deal.

>>38482653
Red Demons are more fun.

>>38482653
Purple

You know what’s cancer? Those kid monsters not even 500 years old.
The first human they see they rape on the spot. They do that in public, merciless without any care for the human’s shame or privacy. Humiliate him, force him to cum buckets everywhere and then coerce him into marriage. The man knows he is sullied and thinks no one would marry him anymore. So of cource he’d jump on the “kind” words of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.m and then he will be taken away, incubized, bullied for the increased sensitivity from the mamono mana, teased and slowly becoming more dependent on a kid growing stronger and stronger by his semen, and the bitch will flaunt her power that will trump over the wise generaton that worked for it and was just a bit unlucky that they never found a man.
Now IF those ANIMALS didn’t do that the boy woukd have found an actual mature monster though with a slightly big boned butt. She’d softly rape him and showet him with affection, respecting his privacy and occasionally rape correcting him anyway. He’d be respected and she’d have rightfully married him instead of the literal brainwashing those hornyballs that just RAPE RAPE RAPE without care do.
Therefore slightly older monsters are better. Specially lilims.

>>38482671
but why?

>>38481957
>no time travelling bicorn that collects older and younger versions of herself for your pleasure
i think it's still monogamy but i'm less sure.

>>38482694
I want to be internet friends with a femcel lilim.

>>38482463
Almost all my favourite species are smart, but one of the things that makes my dick the hardest is loli Salamanders so maybe there's some truth to that. The allure of a dumb little firelizard is strong.

>>38482694
Don't care, still want bapho sama to rape me in front of her sabbath and tease me for liking a hag larping as tight cunny.

>>38479251
Why yes, my momster loves my man meat she’s very proud of my virility.

>>38482463
having my wife think "oh god he's so dumb" and subsequently becoming aroused turns up in my fantasies a curious amount.

>>38482694
this actuall makes me want to get "courted" (molested and raped) by a mature monster on thr train as she just calls me a slut but with a motherly tone

>>38482694
>Those kid monsters not even 500 years old. The first human they see they rape on the spot. They do that in public, merciless without any care for the human’s shame or privacy. Humiliate him, force him to cum buckets everywhere and then coerce him into marriage. The man knows he is sullied and thinks no one would marry him anymore. So of cource he’d jump on the “kind” words of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.m and then he will be taken away, incubized, bullied for the increased sensitivity from the mamono mana, teased and slowly becoming more dependent on a kid growing stronger and stronger by his semen, and the bitch will flaunt her power that will trump over the wise generaton that worked for it and was just a bit unlucky that they never found a man.

Hot.

>>38482653
I prefer blue, but they're all good. The elusive gray is also nice.

>>38482601
Gee, Anon that's weird.
I'm the six-bicorn Anon and I went down the markets in my 'Black Wives Master' t-shirt and it looked like all the Tanuki shops were suddenly closed and boarded up for the day.

>>38482775
para usted, mi amigo. Un demonio negro

>>38482653
Blue is better and purple in a couple select spots

>>38482803
Mi hermano, se entende. Gris is great. Sorry for the shit Spanish.

>>38482694
ok boomer

>>38482694
and thats why they get men and hags stay hags lmao

>>38482880
>ghoul lamia
deepthroat extraordinaire

gote

>>38482856
why does Auntie nuki have that pillow? we were just going to sleep together on the bed, right?

>>38482437
>Dummy momsterwife and dummy sonhusband will produce many dumb children
And that's a good thing

>>38482948
men only want one thing and its disgusting

>>38482948
Out.

hey, /tg/ fag go back

>>38482734
confident bakas get to me

>>38483060
very cute zombie sensei! She taught me warm!

>>38482896
What about smart daughterwife monster and smart husband producing smart children?

>>38483060
Mayor Zombie is doing a good job, she got herself dressed today!

>>38483106
maybe she'll be able to go a whole day without clinging to her bodyguard

>>38483119
baby steps anon

>>38482948
did she just drown him?

>>38483119
Now you’re asking too much of her Anon. Besides, it was stated in her bodyguard's contract that she has up to three warmth breaks a day with him.

POV: you have interrupted a dinning table conversation in the Royal Makai.

>>38483157
damn, i was just surpised at the amount of the edge these gals have. Its so bad I can feel myself get cut

>>38483060
>confident bakas
Yes exactly, a lolimander that's always confidently issuing a challenge regardless of previous easy defeats. And always surprised about getting victoryfucked, clueless as to what could possibly prompt it.

>>38482230
>>38482375
>>38482405
>>38482464
>The Dragon Princes and Caledor High Elves from Warhammer Fantasy, but in Monstergirl Encyclopedia
>The girls are Dragon Princesses

So Female Caledor High Elves are basically Cuckquens? Well about the Males? I assume male High elves of not!Caledor do get their Dragon Waifus and have it alot easier than the women just like most men do in MGE. Maybe male elves of not!Caledor mad their dragon waifus be the usual upper class hoity-toity people who "OHOHOHO!" To the lower class plebs.

But to not go "full /tg/", how would a not!Caledor be like in MGE? As kn a region in Dragonia populated by the surprising amount of High Elf minority population?

you already went full /tg/ when you talked about male elves, you fucking retarded, cock sucking s o y drinking beta faggot

>>38483280
male elves and dwarves are canon to mge. I think at least a few elves are still around while dwarves liked succ pussy too much.
But they will come back again either way.

>>38483060
Ironic considering every single human is a confident baka that thinks reaching some inane age of two digits means they are responsible and mature

>>38483292
fucking hags and their old ass think that they know more than me

>>38483292
but we are? dum hag, she forgets we, humans die pretty quick when compared to their long life span

>>38480390
>Hello!

>>38483157
I like this artist's boats

>>38483352
Honestly, if I lived in the latenightverse, I'd drop from the quick onset of diabetes

>>38483331
All the more reason for humans to accept monster protection, escorts 24/7 and incubuzation

>>38483352
Everyone considers Greenworms but no one considers Wonderworms!

>>38483377
I consider wonderworms to be better than greenworms.

>>38483377
I do

>>38483377
Wrong

>>38483376
no, imma die fast and young and there is nothing those hags can do!

>>38483352
>>38480390
>ushi and worm best friends, the unlikliest of friends

>>38481386
>>38481441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8

mere female lizard maids

>>38483331
>normally tsundere elf goes a little yan after she notices a single gray hair on your head
elves are so weird

>>38483458
>imagine getting gray hair
lol, just stop getting old

>>38483453
Excuse me, they are very proud.

>>38483458
>tfw genetically predisposed by my grandmother to have chuuny gray strands
>they'd rape me and likely hire Dark Mages to regress my age for good measure.

>>38481808
YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT FROM THE BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Pass nearby Jinko
>Start to talk to her
>"I know this is an odd topic to bring up but.... I really like big muscular women, I am looking one to marry so.... do you think you could introduce me to that Minotaur over there? I saw you talking to her, so you must know each other"

>>38482827
everytime I see this image I think about how mia probably wouldnt be able to stand since she doesnt know how legs work

>>38483458
I would take shota potions so I don't get grays or bald. shit makes me kinda paranoid

>>38482694
maybe you hags should have more initiative then?

>>38483522
Ara
r
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>>38483550
fuck, i gotta make this gal feel like she in her 200s again and maybe make her hips give out becasue of how passionate I am in coitus

>>38483458
>check out her room
>she's been filling capsules with powdered mermaid blood
>some books on necromancy and soul binding
>old texts about the philosophers stone
>various theories on eternal life
elves already live so long, what's her problem?

>>38483352
HIRED!

>>38483377
Drinking tea with a wonderworm coworker
feeling a bit ojfjfjfnnccccccvkfkdoeos heheh

anons need to be rape corrected, it isn't right to call mature monsters hags!