/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In MGC, robots purchase Anon.

I want to bully a cheshire cat so badly

>>38458736
How much for one?

>>38458736
they arent sapient, are they? this sounds like slavery.

>>38458736
But who sells them?
>>38458750
Put your ballsack on her face when she's asleep to get back at her for her teleporting ass shenanigans.

>>38458779
Anons are very expensive so sometimes two or more robots have to buy one together and then share him.

>>38458784
You aren't sapient?

>>38458803
>But who sells them?
You know who, they have brown fur and fluffy tails.

>>38458825
Ah, I misread. I'm something resembling sapient, but not quite. I thought the post was saying 'PURCHASE ROBOTS.' to the same air as those 'MARRY FOXES' posts

>>38458720
give froots to bat
solves all problems

respect the nobility

Two-day snowstorm coming up

>>38458750
Gentle corrective sodomy for cheshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanOTzJDpUE

>>38459018
i will never respect nobles

Who was in the wrong here?

Local vamp tries on a new outfit for her husband. Why she can appear in the mirror? Idk magic.

What would a Devil Bug momster be like

Look, your classmate, who tottally isn't l, like way older than you and uses supercool slang.

>>38459476
dangerous

>>38459677
>describes herself as a "cool cat" with a "classy chassis"
>says the teacher is a "total square" who "flips his lid" too often
>said she really "digs" my "threads"
>told the loser kid to "put an egg in your shoe and beat it"
>defended me from a Heckhound bully once, said she was "cruisin' for a bruisin'"
Senpai is so hip!

>>38459677
dumb focks... your tricks don't work around here

>>38460051
>describes herself as a "cool cat"
>is a fox

>>38460085
and you wonder why she still is in school

>>38460051
>the whole class you are in is no different

>>38459677
>Foxes are hanging out with the Pyrows
This is dangerous

>>38458803
>But who sells them?
Qui?

>>38459294
Who was in the wrong?
Gazer.
Faking having bigger tits is a 3d-tier fraud - just drink more Holstmilk.

>>38460228
Les Tanouquois.

>>38459212
I want to take my Ice Queen wife to Yeti-san's cuddle classes and turn her into a snuggly, submissive cuddleslut

>>38460188
you might be seeing gyaru foxes and mature gyrau foxes next update

>>38459458
Non-silver mirror?
Or does adding enough Anon DNA and mana count as a soul?

>>38460051
>tfw no greaser fox wife
>occasionally refers to you as daddy-o
>pulls a comb out and slicks back her hair when flustered
>always trying to start fights with dragons, wights, pharaohs, etc.

So anon, what's your most oddball idea for a monster girl? Bonus points if you've never brought them up before.

>Sea Swine
Semi-aquatic pirate orcs with stringy pink hair that looks a bit like an actual sea pig.

>>38460708
Sea urchin abyssal girl, based on the whole parasitic mating thing they have

>>38460811
Not sea urchin, sorry
angler fish. although, a sea urchin girl would certainly be interesting

>>38460708
>Ghost Train
spooky undead robot lamia

>>38458750
I just want a chunky cheshire to snuggle.

>>38460708
walls

>>38460708
I wouldn't say oddball but more troll species would be nice.
Mountain, cave, swamp, sea, etc.

>>38460517
Human Bros... How can we resist that?

>>38460841
>After fusing, "the male becomes permanently dependent on the female for blood-transported nutrients, while the host female becomes a kind of self-fertilizing hermaphrodite,"
Theres potential, as long as its not futa. Definitely abyssal shit, though.

>>38459018
what does Duchess Kiki want?

>>38460968
We can't bro...

>>38460972
Mermaid girl. Angler fish. Lives in the deep ocean until old enough to find mate. Then they venture to the surface and use their lure to draw a man in. Mostly appearing as a light below the waters surface. Upon a man getting close they burst out capturing him and dragging him into the water. Once in her arms he is adjusted to be hugging her body, his cock secured in her pussy. She then will swim back to the depths with him and use the swimming motion to please him and make him cum.

Basic concept.

>>38460972
unbirth

>>38461136
we leave that word to wonderland

>>38458720
Impregnate vampires.

>>38461097
We can only hope ogre ladies will be benevolent to us.

>>38461185
but why?

>>38460968
Resist?

>>38461204
>>38461263
fat

>>38461185
With dhampirs or more vampires?

>>38461271
My loads inside her would definitely be

>>38461271
Would molest that fat any chance I get.

>>38461303
same, I just can't help it, fatties make me go loco

How would a danuki react to someone stealing some money from them when they weren’t lookin

>>38461442
get picked up and drained of their "resources"

>>38461443
imagine getting trapped in her mansion and having to evade her

>>38461315
>get oni muscle wife
>due to repeat/constant pregnancies she can't lose the baby fat she's built up
>on the verge of tears, confesses her insecurities to you one night
>tell her you like her this way while gripping her belly
>hfw this was all part of your plan

>>38458720

>>38461443
she big

>>38461494
>Ufufufus and Kon kons echo through the house
>>38461524
Imagine a monster training her body to be as muscular and fit as possible just so her fiture husband can "ruin" it with repeated pregnancies.

>>38458720

>>38460554
>"Pah, MY cuddles? Not good enough? I cuddle you in bed each and every night husband, is this not satisfactory?"
>"And now you want me to learn from some, some...dumb ape with her big paws? Ridiculous, purely inane"
>After some convincing, your Ice Queen wife agrees to go to cuddle classes the next day
>You get up just before sunrise to make the trip into the heart of Winterstown
>Through the whole morning and the sled ride into town, she barely looks at you and scoffs at the idea of her cuddles not being good enough
>Good thing you brought an extra fur blanket for the cold sled ride
>In town, Yeti-san has a quaint, little classroom with futons and blankets where school desks should be
>All manner of winter monsters are there with their husbands - a big mountain man with his skittish Wendigo wife, Selkie husband and wife sharing a sleeping bag, and a Yuki-onna "fufufu"ing with her nervous husband
>Yeti-san gets up to the front of the room to start class
>"Welcome, welcome everyone! To get started with your first cuddling lesson I've provided warm scarves for each group, knit by yours truly!"
>As your Ice Queen wife is too proud to make the first move, you grab the warm scarf
>Judging by the length, you can already tell it's meant for two
>As you wrap the scarf first around your neck then around hers, her icy blue skin turns a shade red
>"T-This is nothing husband, j-just a simple fashion acces-ahh"
>Yeti-san speaks up again
>"Now that you're nice and bundled up, give each other a big bear hug! Imagine you have soft paws like me and really go deep for that hug!"
>As you hug your Ice Queen wife, you can feel her clam up
>"What m-manner of nonsense did that ape put in this m-muffler? My whole body, so warm, so..."
>Ice Queen dives into your body with the biggest hug you've ever gotten
>She starts cuddling you like a body pillow, rubbing her surprisingly warm hands all over your back
>Yeti-san sees what's going on and walks over your wife
>She gets close and whispers to both of you
>"Secret Yeti magics, don't fight it! Also, that scarf is hers to keep"
>Yeti-san pulls the bed covers over both of you
>Ice Queen wife is making muffled moans with her head in your chest, nearly sobbing from the intense cuddle pleasure

>>38460708
https://yokai.com/shirime/
This motherfucker.

Anon Mages have created a new kind of magic called Gropeemancy

>>38461792
Isn't it just telekinesis? Sergio Aragones once drew a MAD skit where Vader uses the force to cop a feel.

>>38460708
obviously the questing beast, which is just a giraffe

>>38461792
Finally, we can turn the tables on all those molesters on the train!

>>38461853
but I like getting groped on the train....

>>38461823
Questing Beasts look for Chivalrous men to..."slay" them.

cowrruption...

>>38461884
Then don't use it?

Anons It has come to my attention that there is a disorder known as hyper lactation syndrome. One woman with this genetic quirk produces 2 gallons of milk every single day over ten times the average amount

Now I ask you how much would a Holstaur produce affected by this syndrome and how much of your day would be spent milking

>>38461185
Why would I waste my seed on a barren vampire womb?
I'm just gonna fuck a Vamp Mosquito in front of her instead.

>>38461815
Imagine trying to prank your maid dressing up as a Bandit or Orderite and she oulls out a fucking gun and opens fire.

>>38461942
she was trained well, always ready

>>38461890

>>38461185
only if she is way taller than me

>>38461765
Ice queens are all hopeless cuddlesluts.

>>38461929
A Holstein cow produces on average about 7600 liters of milk per year.

>>38461971
Questing Beasts finding and marrying men based on their courage might make them more distinct from Salamanders actually

>>38461929
Your days are now spent constantly fucking your wife while she's hooked up to a milking machine. Yes, the machine is a little impersonal, but your hands where starting to cramp too much. You can still get a taste whenever your in the mood.

>>38461961
“ITS JUST A PRAN—!” blam blam

>>38461942
Rip anon

>>38461992

>>38462098
>after that, kiki gave the best sorry sex

>>38461595
gonna hide in the nuki store room

>>38462190
she goes there tooo often
I am going to hide in her room of weird dolls

>>38462079
>>38462091
By some quick napkin math if a Holst produces a average amount equivalent to a holstein cow that would be 56 gallons per day. However Al Ain Dairy's most productive cow produced 100 liters per day, if that was the baseline it would be 2641 liquid gallons.

At that point I think youre holst royalty

>>38462274
just imagine the size of those tits to make that much milk

So are you supposed to rip off an ushi's seal during sex or is it better to wait until she does it herself?

>>38462211
>bury yourself behind a small mountain of dolls
>she'll never find you now
>just have to wait till she goes to sleep to make your escape
>feel something in the pile move

>>38462317
Just remain motionless

>>38462317
maybe it's just a friendly parasite slime

>>38462296
I think that would enter /d/ Territory so it would probably cap out after a certain point and just be bottomless due to monster manna. Think of the titjobs though

This is also how holst royalty unlocks the secret battle technique of using their milk pressure like a water jet cutter

>>38462317
Please don't let it be one of those living doll-oomukade hybrids

>>38462362
Does it have a anime attack name, like Legendary Holst White-Water Cutting Blade?

>>38461494
>>38461595
why on earth does this mansion have so many puzzle locks?

Give me monsters with massive donk

>>38462388
It probably did at one point but it requires their husband to milk them so mostly its just a lot of moaning.

>>38462317
>try to get out
>feel the dolls grab you
>struggle
>the dolls leave you naked but You are free
>The tall fox hears the ruckus
>Before you, there is two doors
>One leads to the porn room, where there is a ton of love dolls that look exactly like you. Some even looked like they been used very recently
>The other is a room filled with painting that almost seem alive. To the point that the monsters depicted could almost reach out and grab you. The eyes also are just down right pervy

>>38462419
how else is she going to keep your running around the mansion?

>>38462462
what breed of cow is this

>>38462462
>cow print being cycled out in favour of tiger stripes
I like it but it's still dissappointing, more cow stuff is always necessary

>>38462459
gonna have to take my chances will my dolls, can't risk having the paintings rat me out, maybe I can hide in some pillows and blankets

>>38462472
>anon just jumps out a window and flees into the night

>>38459677
>Ms. Teacher has to shoo her great aunt away from her school for the fortieth time

>>38462486
Cow Tiger unity!

>>38462499
>You hide among the love dolls, blending among the crowd
>The fox begins undressing before you
>She is deciding which to use when her eyes fall on you
>She picks up and ask why are you so warm
>She pays it no mind and proceeds to ride you to release the stress of not being able to find you, the very "doll" that is now moaning under her hips
Bad End: doll's delight

I have this image of a bogey hiding in a pile of stuffed animals like frank in that one always sunny episode and I cant get it out of my head

>>38462562
>huh, I don't remember purchasing one with an ejaculation function?

>>38460046
Powerful

>>38462585
That's either a small bogey or a verh big pile

>>38462499
>>38462562
anon fell for the classic setup, should have just sprinted through the painting room

>>38462606
Big bogey, small pile, very oblivious anon

dekai fumo bogey

>>38462592
>she is so much in disbelief that she just thinks anon is a love doll that became living

>>38462613
honestly what was he thinking
>can't hide in the front, easily spotted
>can't hide at the back, she'll get in the mood for a "neglected one"
>can't hide in the middle, can just be plucked out at random
>can't pretend to be broken in a corner, she'll decide today's the day the "doll" gets fixed

>>38462659
thats why you put a lamp shade on your head and stay very still in the corner

>>38462684
>she tries to turn on the light

>>38462684
>>38462708
>huh I don't remember buying a novelty lamp
>maximum damage

>>38462613
>Anon sprints through the painting room
>Arms outstreched from the painting reach out in vain to restrain him to pull him in
>He comes into a new door
>He opens the door to find......

>>38462708
she will see the bulb is out and go to retrieve another, thus giving you a opening to escape. Unfortunately she does remove the bulb needed for the 3d shadow puzzle later on

>>38458720

You are too old to play with dolls. Which means that you are old enough for the dolls to "play" with you.

>>38462745
You just have to look up the solution in the library, you might have to bribe the librarian there tho

>>38462802
They're not dolls, they're posable action figures with a karate-chop function

>>38462802
>no ball joints
is not doll

>>38462719
ouch...

>>38462802
My dolls are too small, I don't want a fairy situation.

>>38462360
remember, unattached parasite slimes are peak friend material

>>38462802
a living doll with a sex voodoo doll of you

>>38462835
>doesn't want a living onahole
I do not understand.

>>38462835
fairies can polymorph to grow themselves. I headcanon that they're naturally human size and are just small to fuck with people. I want big tiddy dark fairy/pixie gf

>>38462844
Im suprised there arent more monsters like kobolds, or unattached parasite slimes that like. Masquerade as a pet and then ambush their owner or in the slimes case girl owner likes

>>38462802
they aren't dolls, they're Bionicles and they're cool
gotta find me an old hag monster who'll listen to me rambling about lore

>>38462937
>showing the 10000 year old automaton your Automitonicles collection

>>38462852
A living onahole would be fine if it was just a tube for pleasing myself, but if I'm having sex with a woman I want enough volume to be able to properly feel her up.

>>38462889
Polymorph OP. I do like that headcanon, though

>>38462802
>tfw i have a fear of those blinking porcelain dolls

>>38462901
chill with parasite slime sis for years and then she just fucking F U S E S with the hellhound who decided to make you hers

>>38458720
Thats a big bat. . .

>>38463007
ew the stench of wet mutt

>>38462951
polymorph makes everything better, my only issue with it is its usually temporary. I dont wanna be fucking the fairy then she just shrinks back to the size of my thumb while im balls deep

>>38462947
>ramble on for several hours
>she was listening the entire time
>she actually knows more than you do because she's been a fan longer than you've been alive
Automaton-sama, I kneel

>>38463022
theres no need to be mean, anon.

>>38463022
The slime just replaces the fire. Shes no longer a hellhound, but a slimehound. The rest of her that isn't slime-fluff is now always interchangable between slime and flesh

>>38463049
still, i don't like slime, cause I don't like feeling like that

>>38462951
http://imgbox.com/7Mvs7Ctb
>>38463023
>I dont wanna be fucking the fairy then she just shrinks back to the size of my thumb while im balls deep
But anon, that's the best part!

>>38463057
good for you
stay away then

>>38463068
>thats the best part
that sounds absolutely horrific. i want the aesthetics of the evil, corrupting fairy, not the size

>>38463072
well, i'm just going to huff some mofu if you don't mind
>was later found ODed on mofu

>>38463086
See >>38462852

>>38463049
>turns pink too

>>38462049
I want to cuddle a naked Ice Princess

>>38458750
She will bully you're wiener

>>38463197
Fuckin' cat won't leave my mind.

>>38462802
Gawd, Suigintou is hot.

>>38463229
I ask to show her paws

>>38463110
>i need someone to cuddle
>rest my head on their shoulder
>someone to my cold shell of a body up
>someone to overpower me
etc
a fleshlight with a pulse cant do that

>>38463229
similar issue madnessbro

>>38463138
light pink skin, dark purple slime and eyes

Grr, I wanna fug a smug brat cat so bad!

>>38463340
k

Friendly reminder KC stated in a tweet something along the lines of Hellhounds thinking

>You provoked me into you, so you have to take responsibility!

>>38462852
>buying premade living onahole
>not training your mesugaki baphomet neighbor into becoming one

>>38463414
>"Huh huh, why are you raping yourself huh? Why are you raping yourself nerd?"
>p-please stop

Friendly reminder KC stated in a tweet something along the lines of Hellhounds thinking

>You provoked me into raping you, so you have to take responsibility!

>>38462732
Maid Quarters.

>>38463439
I'd take a monster thinking like "I raped him, so I must take responsibility"

>>38463439
>implying that mofu isn't provocation on her part
>>38463423
100% based. Imagine just walking up to your wife whenever you're horny, picking her up and dropping her on your dick. Then walking around your home doing whatever while using her to jerk off.

Rememinder that the deep sea has the highest % of unmarried mamano in the world.
Humanity has explored roughly 5% of the ocean in total and close to none of their habbitat. There is also the problem with them not being able to leave due to the high internal pressure needed to survive at such depths.

Get yourself blessed by a sea bishop and wear your concrete shoes. Love is just a couple hours of falling away.

>>38463479
Humanity has spent centuries figuring out how to explore the vast depths of the ocean. Turns out the easy answer was just "mermaid wife, LMAO" all along. Thanks, KC!

>>38463479
This is why I support global warming. Rising sea levels means more ocean that anons will be forced to occupy, meaning more chances for lonely sea monsters to find husbands. Remember to burn fossil fuels!

>>38463440
>have to sneak past heavily armed kikis

>>38463479
>>38463479
but the dark is very scary

Does your wife/daughter have super moves?

tfw no NEET Bat gf ;-;

>>38463564
Dude just fuse into your wife's body so you'll never be alone

>>38463439
They need to leave the poor mailman alone

>>38463479
Bottom of the oceans the top of another world.

>>38463591
No, I don’t want to that, but the dark is too scary4me

>>38463617
Dude just marry a bioluminescent girl so it's never dark

>>38463534
No reason to marry even. The yakuza hires some of them to bless the people who will be sleeping with the fishes as they are obviously against murder.

>>38463565
Yeah, every attack is a super one if a wurm is doing it

>>38463479
I want to see a sea dragon from the deep

>>38463717

Strong angry MG wives that you must sex up into not beating you up are so hot.

>>38460708
This list was a ton of fun to make, and I learned a ton doing the research and really thinking about ones I'd love to see in the future (most are oddballs since I just like seeing KC do amazing things with weird concepts). I'll delete the image in a bit.

>>38463717

Please have KC make her a muscled musclehead with dark skin

>>38463068
>get kidnapped, stripped naked and tied up by 8ft tall fairy
>once the ropes are secure, she shrinks back down to 6 inches

>>38463749

I just want a muscled overprotective warrior MG that doesny have Salamander-like standards. Is that too much to ask?

>>38460708
It's more of an obvious choice than an odd one but with people talking about chaos monsters, one monster I would really like is a Deep One. They could act like the sea bishop and umi-osho do and be a sort of tour guide/introduction to the demon realms and cultures of the abyss.

>>38463749
On the one hand I feel like there should be a leviathan girl but on the other hand I can't imagine her as anything but a reskinned sandworm.

Baphos are all bark, no bite. Take the initiative and she will crumble.

>>38463479
I totally agree, anons should go explore the depths of the ocean alone.

>>38463717

>>38463813
leviathan is more like a serpent though than an annelid, being a wyrm, one of the 6 types of dragons

>>38463843
Do you have a sea dragon that's a little more... Younger?

>>38463813
1. I'll take a reskinned sandworm. KC often makes the variants better than the original so I'd like to see him top that.
2. Couldn't it just be a fuckhueg snek? Or maybe more appropriately a ryuu knockoff.
Actually, I want to see a Jormungandr now, too...

>>38463791
Personally I'd prefer to be the one doing the tying, but you do you.

>>38463860
What, you got problem with a cute <3 and ripe 17.5 year old?! Disgusting pedo, go join the Sabbath! Virgin! She's more wom--I mean girl than you can handle!

>>38463897
>>38463843
>>38463860
I'll take the sea hag

>>38463791
I've fapped to enough Bondage Fairies to want this

>>38463860
She's very young, she's only 247 years old!

>>38463879
As much as I would love more monsters from Norse mythology, it'd be hard for me to picture Jormungandr as anything but a giantess. She'd basically be a bigger sea wurm.

>>38463860
Depends on whether or not you're willing to take her word for it.

>Portals open
>Basedciety gonna onions
>A man is charged with cp and rape for marrying a Bapho or a MG younger than 18 but that is actually fit for sex according to her species
>You are a juror
>Every other juror but you wants to convict
>If you hold out, your name will be thrown all around national media and smeared?

What would you do?

>>38463843
gimme the oldest one you got, sea hag dealer

>>38463922
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6019986

>>38463922
A sea wurm with an oral fixation. Imagine the dragon that ends the world sucking your dick with all her might instead of eating her own tail. There again I think a chuuni ryuu might be appropriate.

>>38463939
I'd convict because he broke the law. Jurors don't decide if the law is just or not, only whether or not it was broken. 18 is already over a healthy age for humans to reproduce anyway.

If we're taking the drama movie approach where that doesn't matter, I'd write a letter to Marune asking for shelter once news gets out, but stick to my guns.

>>38463565
daughter can axl bomber loop

>>38463749
I'd love to do this, but I know next to no mythology. Still, I'm going to give it a go if you have a blank template

>>38464133
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1489657328114839552
Perfect timing anon, I just posted it a few minutes ago

>>38463791
she'd better get big again otherwise im fucking leaving.

>>38463479
Anyone want to come on a diving trip with me? The goal is riches and to not return home single.

>>38464001
>spends most of her time on the ocean floor eating or chewing on something
>easiest way to catch her is to go fishing with a dildo as bait
>likely to catch other sea monsters before her
>when you do you'll really have to hold on as she's one of the stronger sea monsters
>probably will be pulled overboard and snu-snu'd back at her lair

>>38463791
>she shrinks back down
She just had to go and ruin a good time.

>>38464178
damn, she'd be the underwater tschinouko or whatever you cal the fat snake if she eats almost all the time

>>38464161
I'll come on the condition we play the James Cameron song all the way down

>>38464244
We are playing holy diver. We can negotiate a playlist, though.

>>38464212
Jormungandr spent most of his time chewing on his own tail. I guess another mg analogy could just be pleasuring herself. Tail fondling.

>>38464289
>Holy Diver
>Paladin-themed dive/weight suit
>Not order LARPing, just rocking the aesthetic

>>38464300
wow, so she would be a sea coombuer

>>38463570
Superior 4k Color Version.

>>38464315
>waiting on a man to finally sate her "bottomless appetite"

>Go to office party
>Ceshire coworker spends the entire night smashing her naked ass in your face
>The day after she claims she was so drunk she thought your face was the photocopier

>>38464352
>some lucky- i mean poor sod gets to sleep with the fishes and falls right in front of her front door while she was having her happy time

>>38464384
giwtwm

>>38463940
I have this Coelacanth Otothime.

>>38464384
Assert dominance and shove your face in chesire ass before they shove their ass in your face.

>>38464337
I’m not a foot guy at all but I wanna squish and molest those bat feet something fierce.

>>38464403
Nah, you have to tempt her out with some tasty meats. Thor used an ox head, but your dick will probably do. That's why in >>38464178 I said you'll likely catch some other girls first, Jormungandr was nefariously difficult to catch.

>>38464426
He cannot handle your oldest hag, she is much too powerful. Perhaps he'd like this nice Greenland mershark I have here...

>>38464384
What if I got drunk and shoved my dick in her face while drunkenly talking about photocopying my balls to put in her office?

>>38464426
>>38464456
how about both? I bet the older one is much nicer than the shark

>>38464037

So if they just plain made a law that made waifuing MGs at all illegal, would you convict a guy to prison whose only crime was to marry an adult Demon waifu and make each other happy just because some legislators decided monster pussy offended them?

i want an old dolphin hag

>>38464482
I'd convict him of breaking the law, that's how the system works. If I refused, the trial would just be started over again with a new, law abiding jury. The system sucks sometimes. Don't like it? Contact your legislators and get them raped or monsterized.

It's really surprising that the nukes, dark priests, handjob pandas and the like would let that happen, though.

>>38464502
Would dolphin girls be the rapists or the rape victims?

>>38464533
the rapists, do you not know how dolphins grab humans and take them to rape caves IRL

>>38464545
Yeah, but do female dolphins do that? Or just the males?

>>38464548
KC doesn't care about that kind of thing so he'd use whatever recognizable features of the species that he wanted to include. There would probably be dolphin rape caves regardless of whether or not female dolphins engage in such things.

>>38464548
female dolphins do that too but it's less documented because the men don't come back

>>38464532
>If I refused, the trial would just be started over again with a new, law abiding jury.

If jurors as a whole actually decided to ignore the law, that is, to acquit, he would not be, he can't be prosecuted again. On hung jury it is a different issue, but if a case is controversial enough and gets jung juries a couple of times, the prosecution will just give up.

>>38464587
the pink dolphins would be the worst ones, using their cuteness to lure men into that weird cave they just found. The pink also denotes their blessed by eros

>>38458720

>>38464653
kurohebi...

>>38464653
damn, that snek is fucking FAT!

>>38464653
she's a big girl

>>38464653
>the powerup gives her bigger titties
nice

>>38464668
>>38464668
>>38464668
>>38464668

>>38464663

>>38464611
I feel like we're bringing too much of the real world in now. I'll say that if I still held a modicum of respect for the judicial system I'd have to convict, otherwise maybe not.

Poor guy really just needs a good ol' country law-yuh, though. Can't Nuki Corp. Help him out? For a small fee?

>>38464673
>"heh, not bad anon"
>"looks like I will have to go all out"
>"UUUUOOOOHHHH"
>her kimono explodes as milk squirts out of her engorged nipples

>>38464715

Just have a policy where mamonos declare that any country that enacts legal punitive prohibitions from willing men to date them will be met with complete invasion and replacement of the leadership. Moralfag politician might not like it, but he/she will like it more than losing his seat and become an Amazoness apron wearer.

>>38464746
Mmm, snake milk.

>>38464766
>Moralfag politician
no such thing

>>38464746
>hero anon latches on the titty, never letting go
>a muffled grabble of noise that oddly sounds like" I am going to beat you"is heard from hero
>The Hero is still hanging from her titty

>>38464455
>try to catch jormungandr waifu
>get a bite but her thrashing is causing a hurricane
>jotunn you're fishing with gets scared and cuts the line
>facefuck the jotunn in retaliation
One day anon will catch the world serpent

>>38463939
I don't think a baphomet would let that happen. She should more than enough power to lolnope any attempts to detain her husband.

>On lunch break at job
>Everyday cheshire-chan from equipment management, aka printer ink orderers, poofs her ass in front of my face
>Has a little sticky note on her left cheek that says “Eat up!”
>One day decide to take her up on that offer diving face first into cheshire pussy
>Eat her out till I manage to undo my belt and get my pants off with one hand
>Thrust into her while slapping her fat cat ass
>Cum inside her giving her ass one last smack before she poofs away
>Not 10 minutes later her ass appears again
>Guess she didn’t get the memo
>Give her the same creampie treatment as last time
>Imagining how embarrassed she must be as all her coworkers watch her cum her brains out
>Her ass appears again in less than five minutes this time
>Wonder how she cleans herself up so fast as I get to work again plowing this cat yanking her tail while I cum
>Cum inside that stupid cat at least 3 more times before my lunch ends
>Becomes a pretty regular thing everyday cumming inside that stupid cat 6 times or more a day
>Month passes before I’m called into my boss’s office
>Getting yelled at because I knocked up every cheshire in the office and before properly marrying them
>Every?
>Calls me an idiot for not realizing a sextuplet of cheshire twins work here and that I knocked them all up
>They even started telling other cheshires in the building about the slut who fucks any cheshire ass in front of him
>Boss puts me and the girls on leave till we have a proper wedding and invite her
>While walking out with the cheshires I fucked they flash their asses at me

>>38464804
>facefuck the jotunn in retaliation
Well there's your problem. If a jotunn knows she can get a good dicking from you if she cuts the rope, why wouldn't she do it?

>>38464715
My respect for the judicial system can be summed up with "I wouldn't want mamonos invading Earth, because they wouldn't give the people running the current world order and their sycophants what they deserve"

>>38464781
based. i will live on the monster girl commune and get raped by monster girls wearing berets on a daily basis. society and politics is a fuck

>>38464746
the fucking UOOOOOOHH meme never ceases to make me laugh now that i have context. fucking japs, man

>>38464827
Stab the cheshire in the ass with a demon silver knife

>>38460708
>P'Orc Pirates
Imagine the smell of sweaty P'Orc Pirates who probably never bother washing.

>>38464804
>>jotunn you're fishing with gets scared and cuts the line
I'd be so pissed I'd tie her up after I was done facefucking her and use her as bait.

>>38464827
you think thats bad, imagine working in hagville IT

>>38464881
I'd have suicide prevention on speed dial.

>>38464438
Same, not into feet but meaty paws really triggers something in me.

>>38464881
>Hallo, yes, you are handsoome boy? Yes?

You WILL put on the spiderman costume.

>>38464935
IMAGINE THE BURGER

>>38464935
How did she fit a muscular giant like that in her tits?

>>38464935
honestly, muscles are kinda boring to me now
>>38464964
magic titty magics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE

>>38464827
>six crazy cats PLUS the litters they're all carrying
One cat and our daughters would be a wild ride already, but six? I'd lose all my hair before I'm forty.

>>38464844
>and get raped by monster girls wearing berets

Is this a rental girlfriend reference?

>>38465003
nah, che guevara's famed hat

>>38464929
>having to deal with so many older monsters trying to understand that weird box with pictures on it that can move and even talk, makes anon going drinking in the hagville tavern
>He gets his drink spiked and wakes up in the home of one
ITS THE IT TO HUSBAND PIPELINE!

>>38461810
telekinesis only moves things. Greater Mage Hand has haptic feedback into the caster's arms and palms

>>38465058
so i can get molested by a magical monster without even me knowing who it is?

>>38461792
>Gropeemancy
>GropEE
YOU FOOLS, THIS IS ALL TO MAKE YOU CAST A SPELL THAT WILL GET YOU GROPED, TO MAKE YOU A GROPEE, NOT A GROPER! IT'S ANOTHER OF THEIR TRICKS!

>>38465125
now, how do I cast the highest level of this, to prank a fren with?

You get isekaid to MGE, but not so fast, a passing by Order Army sees you and you are forcibly conscripted. They are attempting a crazy feat: The invasion of MGRussia. There are 3 main invasion plans and you are given the chance to choose where you want to go, or try to escape if you can:
>The invasion of Kikigrad, full of combat Kikis
>The invasion of the capital of Musclecow, full of Minos.
>The invasion of Khrampuskov
>Help the radical Zipangu Order faction at the far away town of Yukivostok
>Train to enroll in the Army's intelligence service to infiltrate the Tsurara-Onna and White Horn intelligence offices and extract information from her to help the Order
>Join the rescue squad at the town of Archangelsk, where there are sightnings of angel girls, who of course, the order comamnder tells you no doubt must be there because they have been kidnappeed
>Join the corps with the mission to seize the key city of Wifiev to capture the Ice Queen palace and fight her legions of glacies
>Be part of the paratrooper special squad on the mission to meet and capture/kill the country's leader, the paranoid Josephine Steelilim
>The suicidal insanity of meeting the Siberian Jinko Army, even the commanders are aware this is a battle they are not winning and the only purpose is to delay reinforcement so they have a chance at winning the other battles.

What mission would you choose? What would you do upon arriving? Or would you just try to escape going there? Also, on a scale of 1 being "it was a very close fight" and 10 being a "Wow, not even Lecastie was such a rapefest" how hard do you think the invasion will fail?

no

>>38458720

>>38465313
Musclecow, I'd just throw myself on the cow I fancy the most, probably a 7

>>38465313
>invading MGRussia
What could go wrong? I'd probably go with Mooscow or Siberia, and surrender to the first big muscle girl I see. Or wonder off and get rescued by a yeti. One of them will keep me warm on those cold notRussian nights.

>>38465003
>rental girlfriend
i dont know what that is
a prostitute?

>>38460708
Just remembered this, it's public domain now so it's fair game.

>>38465365
A 7ft?

>>38465313
they can't conscript a corpse

>>38465423
I meant the scale thing, a 7ft cow would be pretty cool tho

>>38465313
Jinko army, my faith in the chief god will grand me strength to assure the victory of my brothers.

>>38465391
A romcom about a guy that falls in love and with and tries to get a rental girlfriend to fall in love with him. She is so tsundere she should be on her own category, treating the MC like trash at times. Also, chapter 218 was a full, in canon manga, doujin of the MC imagining the rental NTRing him with a french chad, and the MC gets off to it.

>>38464929
>”No ma’am I am a 30 year old ugly bastard that molests gyarus on my train ride home”
Boom no hags will mess with you

Ghoul
Mouth
Pussy

Congrats you made to MGE, but you were summoned to be a hero for the monsters
Who do you go with?
>The sabbath and become a magic hero, plus cunny
>The agricultural division because an army marches on its stomach, all the farm and farm monsters you wish
>Frontliners and all the muscle you want, all the warriors you want ti make more
>Pencil pushing with the various shy and pudgier monsters, mst of the bookish monster would be gottne here
>help the nobles negotiate and go to balls, Haughty and the high class monsters

>>38465519
>>30 year old
>he thinks he is an adult to hags
LOL

>>38465577
Cute chesh

>>38465577
>little cat slippers near the bed
cute!

>>38465545
>want to be wizard but want farmgirl wife
Probably go with Sabbath, resist the cunny with all my might, hold out until I can get a holst. Unless, of course, I can make a deal with them and get a wife from Marunes Sabbath, then woo hoo, big titty cunny!

>>38465577
Gonna rub those cute little footpaws.

>>38465577
Is she giving me the finger?! That bitch! I'll teach her!!

>>38465545
>all the muscle you want, all the warriors you want ti make more

PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! PRESS BUTTON! AAAAAAHHHHH!

>>38465513
that doesnt answer my question,
is that a prostitute or what?

Don't lose to demons anons

>>38465603
no you wont

>>38465676
from the thumbnail thought she was a he due to the lack of chest and broad shoulder

>>38465313
I'm going to storm Kikigrad wearing a suit and tie. Put me in the front so I don't have to pretend to fight as long.

>>38465616
The sabbath has anything a man could ever want. Different types of cunny

>>38465676
But she's so cool!

>>38465651
Worse, she is a thot.

>Anon with low self-esteem
>attracts a Beelzebub girlfriend
>she's lazy, smelly, vulgar, and doesn't mind her manners when she eats
>he still feels like she's too good for him

>>38465676
I would only lose to a person who says she loves me.
So I'm never gonna lose.

>tfw ywn have a fat old hag monster hugging you
fuck i want those cuddles

>>38465545
I will become hero of the sabbath, the cunny layer, a silent UUUUOOOOH in the night, a furtive hand in the train, the cum storm that approaches

where would cherry breastmilk come from?

>>38465949
One of or any of the Eros girls.

>>38465676
Too skinny.

>>38465949
A Red Ushi Oni

>>38465949
onis
feel free to ask them

>>38465949
holst that just drank a cherry cola

>>38465971
they are pink colored so most likely strawberry milk
>>38465986
its okay, even If I go up to the biggest one, pull her top down and latch onto the titty?

>>38465978
and yet you post a tailet

>>38465983
>red ushi oni
where the hell am I gonnna find one of those?

>>38458720

>>38466022
of course
They'll answer in some incoherent zipangese language, but they'll understand your intentions.

How do you imagine Amazoness milk tastes like?

>>38466130
chocolate protein shake

>>38466130
either >>38466138 or it'd taste like like a good juicy steak

>>38466130
Sweaty

>>38466130
Whatever the flavor, it'll be strong.

>>38466130
Like your favorite pre workout flavor

>>38458720

>>38466138
this
Muscle monsters lactate >80% protein

>>38466130
creatine

>>38466206
is that a black harpy or is that just a feathered flying cow

>>38466208
I headcanon that drinking baphomet cunny probably does supercharge your magical ability. Other girls are probably the same since I remember KC saying something about cowgirls.

>>38465545
very had to choose but based on my irl occupation probably pencilpushing, unnecessary bureaucracy is like a cup of coffee for me, I have 7 every morning, my family has also been pushing paper&pens since before we had them, this is my destiny.

>>38466080
1, 5, 6, 7

i now have the great desire to see an entire milk store just for all different monsters

>>38466225
>attend wizardly duel with my old rival
>we wield strange and arcane magicks against each other as a storm of dark energies swirls around us
>I stop to chug some mana potions
>he picks up the little goat girl he brought to the duel and starts eating her out on the spot
>I'm too shocked to even speak
>without stopping or paying attention he waves a massive mana pulse that throws me off the arena
Monsters have completely ruined the fine art of wizard dueling

>>38466298
I agree they fucked it all up with their fuck to win bullshit

>>38466281
Like a massive dairy complex or a vending machine?

>>38466281
>Run a rare milks store
>My facade is covered in signs making dubious claims about miraculous benefits of such milks
>I have a healthy clientele of both milk enthusiasts and providers
>Most are nice
>The M-cup shirohebi who comes around every day to ask if anyone bought hers is a little creepy tho

>>38466335
no more like>>38466345's idea, where single monsters give their milk

>>38466281
Got any Jinko milk?

>>38466380
for that you can just walk up to one, paw at their titty and they will understand what you mean

>>38466024
The thing with microspades is that it's really easy to fit the entire thing in your mouth at once and assault every angle simultaneously.

>>38466400
I see, that sounds like the preferable method anyway.

>>38466402
tails are way better nice and meaty because they become more sensitive the bigger they are!

>Cow monsters who call their husband "bull"

>>38466402
A mouth assault is better orchestrated by a kiss

>>38466427
It's actually the opposite, just like breasts. Unfortunately, many boys won't go for girls that don't have a BST.

>>38466446
i reject your notion for I need evidence!

>>38466446
>t.coping tailet

>>38466446
>just like breasts.
it seems you are unaware of the "touched cow" factor, hah

>>38466474
It's true, anon, the nerves are spread out, and not as concentrated. But that only applies to humans!

>>38466405
Just make sure to paw the ones with the biggest tits so you can get enough to drink

Imagine being sold holst milk from a mysterious dealer, getting addicted to it but now the dealer asks for more money for every hit till you are financially ruined and have to beg and grovel for just another one and then the dealer opens her jacket/robes to reveal that she was the source all along

i might draw a snallygaster but I need a lowdown in what the fuck it is

>>38458720

>>38466446
I like horns.

>>38466584
that sounds like more something a danuki would do...but holsts using their milk to get their man addicted is hot

>>38466651
maybe a danuki suggested that to a group of holsts and she takes part (if not all) of the profits

>>38466486
My wife isn't a tailet, hers is just small and cute!

>>38466609
You and everyone else. Imagine being a tailet and a hornlet. That girl better be built like a wetdream otherwise.

>>38466681
>No officer, I didn't get raped, I just got fugged unexpectedly

>>38466508
They must have very impressive back muscles.

>>38466707
That's a legal defense in MGC as long as she whispered "surprise" first. I don't see your point.

>>38466734
tailets are small and cute

>>38465577
That Cheshire bean plush looking very suspect.

Given the hugboxification of the setting, do you think the MGE Vol 1 part of "If the DL was killed and the transformation undone, monsters would have no choice but to kill their beloved husbands" is still good canon? Or would that be retconned now into being something like "the bond between a MG and her husband is so deep that even if she were forced to assume her previous DL form, she would never harm him"?

>>38466756
you mean sus

>>38466747
I want to tease a girl for having a small tail!

>>38466782
>She teases you for having a small dick, which is true
>Until the MAMONO MANA kicks in
Ever seen a girl pout and ahegao at the same time? It's wild.

How would a Jinko react if he goes to pick anon at his home and his Kiki momster (not wife, suppose she is his monsterized mom or the wife of his dad after their mom dumped them) says "He better be at home at 8 PM", then when the time to go home arrives, the man tells the Jinko to disobey his mom and ask to stay at her place?

>>38466777
I believe the current canon as proclaimed in a Q&A tweet long, long ago is that one of her daughters will take over the job as they're powerful enough to do so now.

>>38458720

>>38466810
He'll be home by 7:59.