/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38416229
Why does he look so nervous? Is that Kiki going to do something if he doesn't cook it correctly?

>>38416237
She's going to sigh in disappointment.

>>38416219
I would never leave bed if this cat was in it.

>>38416240
Pure horror

Are ogres technically abusive wives?

>>38416338
fuck off back to /tg/

>>38416241
Then how about a bath?

>>38416354
i'm not from there, i just remembered their profile description saying they fight their husbands and rape them for losing

Beating my ogre wife until she bleeds!

Which MG would best fit my ideal woman?
>Latin
>dump truck ass
>good mother
>baby crazy
>no taller than 5’

>>38416364
Hopping from one weakness to another, eh? Clever girl.

>>38416411
>Latin
Italian or Mexican?

>>38416411
>>38416447
loli liches chanting in old latin!

>>38416411
Sounds like a goblin would work. Maybe a short p'orc.

This is something I have thought about Saiyans for a long time. The goal of sex is reproduction, physical attraction from women to men is 100% based on the advantadges to the offspring. For example, handsome men are attractive to women because those genes will make the offsprinf attractive, rich men are attractive because they can raise successful children. In saiyan society strenght is everything.

Saiyan x Saiyan offspring lead to regular Saiyans, while we know Saiyan x Human offspring lead to insanely strong Saiyans like Gohan with insane potential. If this fact became known to female Saiyans, or better yet (I doubt it) could instinctively feel it, wouldnt that make all human men super attractive giga chads to female Saiyans?

>I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.

>>38416572
Yes, when the space monkeys arrive we will be used as breeding stock.
I, for one, welcome our new Saiyan overlords.

>>38416608
The Burgmeister of Wurmburg reminiscing over his younger days?

>>38416572
Yes. I want to be raped by a saiyan women. Like that one rape scene in the invincible comics.

Admit it, you want to be a house husband for a dominant monster girl, don't you?

>>38416867
Yes, but to a gently dominant one.

>>38416867
Not really no
I like submissive girls, but I'd prefere if I just got some romantic femal affection at all really

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
The MGC mayoral elections have begun, please cast your vote for who will run the city for the next 4 years

https://www.strawpoll.me/45947274

polls will be open for roughly a day

>>38417049
oh so that's what all that election talk was for

>>38417049
>cast vote
>doesn't seem to count
what a time for a bug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCAHywX6ojA

Marry an elf (or several).

The drawing of a troll is the most (You)s I got here for my art, without counting requests.
Is this the power of a TROLL?

>>38417265
There is nothing like getting Trolled.

>>38417049
>>38417114
I’m calling fraud, this whole election’s integrity has fallen apart.

>>38417290
Troll-sama... I kneel.

>>38417290
ye cannot get troll

>>38417114
>>38417340
if it comes to it I'll make a new poll

I want to be raised by a Wurm to one day become her perfect husband.

Abyssal monsters of chaos are the best.

>>38417049
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC AND URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE ELECTORAL COMMISSION
due to ongoing technical issues the MGC mayoral election is now being held here;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

please recast your votes

Do mermaids get along with abyssal monsters? They both live in the ocean but in very different parts.

>>38417798
I suspect that the abyss to water babes is a source of terror and a very dark, very lethal part of the world. Crushing pressure aside, abyss mamonos take no shit and when they come out It's only to steal men from poor mermaids

>>38416219

Best monster girl for this feel?
https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk

>>38417955
Hags

>>38417798
>"I was old when this world was young. I will remain once these world is nothing but dust and ash. Eternity is but a blink of an eye to me"
>"Mhm, anyhow, I was planning on having a party for my niece. You wanna come?"
>".... Sure."

>>38417955
>Not available in your country
Well, any Zipangu girl would do I guess.

>>38418060
>these world
I mean to say "this world". Please don't make me get extra credits from Ms. Haku again.

Breed the sleep mice

Some good tf stuff.
https://twitter.com/Shrasik/status/1488384169348632579?t=tUsHKcfDDN9dOXJiUV9OcA&s=19

>>38418298

I want to live in a starter town in the world of MGE. I can already imagine me and my monster wife, the two of us looking like the typical plain and bland template married couple NPC/mob characters.

>>38418453
Cursed Cheshire bean plush that sucks your dick and calls you gay.

>>38418060
Now thats a real hag. Hot.

>>38418089
>extra credit
no no no, that be too good for you, remideal classes

>>38418604
now that is how old I want my future mature monster wife

>>38418580
Well what happens when the Hero/"Player Character" pauses for a moment and you and your monster wife (and fellow inhabitants) see the text above him/her saying:

>Quicksaving
>Quicksaving done

And then he/she draws weapons and destruction magic...

>>38416229
Good kiki
>>38416237
Thigh fuck orgasm denial

>>38417258
Am I even worthy enough? Would worship at least.

>>38418688
>can't cast that
>I can't cast that here
>not in the town
Background Chads win again.

>>38417258
as long as wake up getting milked by the oldest one there

>>38418688
Hero gets secret bad end in which he gets Alp'd at the town square and lives happily ever after.

I need a snuggle sheep to molest in bed

>>38418688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgQdr8ZkTw

>>38418723
I cannot express how much I love this picture and want a huge, massive titty, semi creepy, shark tooth, horny monster girl to fuck and love.

>>38417872
It's literally just a demon realm. He has stated chaos monsters like Mindflayers get along fine with other monsters and they they do go other places and interact with others in their human forms.
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>Among the abyssal-type monster girls, those whose husbands are a berserker, seen from the outside to be in an irrevocable state of being used by their husbands as breeding material (although most demon girls are fallen to an irrevocable level of pleasure by their husbands in the first place). But sometimes they have lovey-dovey dates with their human husbands.(KC)
One of the song maidens from world guide side 3, who is from there, describes the abyss as:
>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good

>>38418780
Mamono so BEEG and Thicc you gonna get lost! Mentally as well.

>>38418791
>“various appearances”
I am looking forward to transformations new chaos girls will bring.

I said, breed the sleep mice!

>>38418780
>>38418811
what I want is also that but I do want to be seen as avery cute by my wife to the point when I do something somewhat cool, she just grabs and smothers me in a hug

>>38418915
>she just grabs and smothers me in a hug
You will stay there for hours though. Face in big milkers.

>>38418881
no, i don't like following orders

>>38418192
>>38418881
Nah. Don't get me wrong, sleepy rat is a qt, but dead fishes are no gun.

>>38419071
>no gun
Sorry, I'll go back to /k/ now.

>>38418700
Yes you are, now go

>>38419071
They're not asleep 24/7.
They're awake at times, and they are, they just as active and rambunctious as any other mouse

>>38417049
oh NOW it starts working, typical
if your one of the 5 anons who voted for Miss Jinko I'd advise you recast your votes here;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

least you be left out

I wonder how much chaos girls would be into you using different wife's forms on them. Going full squid on Atlach-Nacha or dominating Mindflayer in Nightgaunt's winged form.

>>38419159
I'd still rather a fire rat.

>>38419225
I prefer sweet, sugary kisses and cunny though. Fire rat is sexy, yes. But dormice actually taste good! Literally taste good. You like brown sugar? That's what she tastes like. Very delicious. Very erotic!

>>38419213
>Come on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
>Come on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
>Cum on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

>>38419213
>>38417644
things aren't looking good for for Mayor Anubis, guess that overhaul to public transport wasn't enough for voters

>>38419318
well polls have only been open for a few hours, we still have the rest of the day

>>38419318
dum dog don't know what the people want, they want better cities or to be molested

>>38419314
not so fast cow, candidate anon is not to be underestimated

>>38419213
Ms. Jinko is what the city needs!

>>38419360
>she supports mens right
>and she wonders why she still single

>>38419213
Once again, a tiger is not a valid option

>>38419360
Men don't need rights! They need guardians!

>>38419360
>the city neeeds men rights
lol no, men have TOO MANY RIGHTS. The other day, A man claimed raped when he was getting his annual penis inspection/

Every morning I lay in bed and wish I was Spooning a manticore. Portals when?

Anon has the best intention to be mayor unlike Miss Anubis or Betsy Mcjuggs. He will reduce taxes, ease up on the punishment of monsters that proactively date, and make it easier for our older monster citizens to get a husband. SO remember, Vote Anon for less taxes

>>38419213
>even the OPP has more votes that Mrs Echidna
truly a tragic day to be a mother

>>38419213
>no one else voted for the Order party
Democracy was a mistake. If you can't vote properly the angels shouldn't let you vote at all.

>>38419586
but some tard did tho...

>>38419586
the angles aren't even voting for it, they are all on the anon train because secretly they want to rape men.

>>38419213
>the zombie has more votes than mayor anubis

>>38419619
All the anubis is going to do is blow more taxpayer money on pyramids.

>>38419662
hey now! pyramid station is a wonder of modern engineering!

>>38419662
thats why you should vote anon, less taxes. more rapes. more love.
>>38419677
and a waste of money

>>38419662
And what's wrong with more pyramids? I support the Anubis-Ocelomeh coalition party.

>>38419719
we aint in 5000 bc, grandma

>>38416229
>master1200

>>38416411
Can I interest you in a small brown rapecat?

I gave ny vote to greenie. She's probably not gonna win but she deserves to feel at least a little happy.

>>38416219

>>38419422
See? Exactly, they have the right to be protected!

The Average Human Female citizens of Kikimorastan.

>>38419745
you're going to feel like its 5000 bc when the jaguar and jackal go feral on you for being such an uncultured swine.

>>38419825
Like their hips can still handle that much action if they still want to build pyramids

>>38419822
Why are they not in maid outfits

>>38417049
>>38417644
>>38419213
>Mcjuggs and Anon neck and neck
>current mayor in 4th
>Order doing better than Echidna
wild times in MGC

>>38419745
oh yeah? explain this >>38419854

>>38419865
it's bass pro shops, i aint gotta explain shit

>>38419854
Anon's got that broad appeal

>>38419213
Why the fuck would you people vote for anon. Bunch of fags in here.

>>38419854
If they tie will McJuggs and Anom have to marry?

>>38419865
A throwback ain’t too bad but every other fucking building is a damn pyramid, now that’s a probelm

>>38419887
If there was an alp party I'd vote for it.

>>38419887
Less taxes

>>38419887
He's got the whores and monster vote. Personally, I'm surprised he's not doing better.

>>38419929
Is doggy?

>>38419940
close enough

>>38419822
>off-topic image

Reposting our demo of the crocodile witch game for those who missed it in the last thread.

Full version will be out on the 14th. I'll post it, then.

https://outismedia.itch.io/witch-of-the-swamp-vn

>>38419887
Lots of whores in this thread

>>38419978
>horror

This has guro, doesn't it?

Join the sabbath today and you will receive a free wife.

Would you want a cute undead mage wife?

>>38419213
I wish there was an amazon party, that's what this city needs.

>>38420115
But she's flat. And a stripper.

>>38420115
i can get that if I fall asleep on the train going westbound to hagtown. You do that and you wake up in some hag's house. But I can behind a loli hehe if she my momster

>>38420079
>>38419978 here. It does not contain guro, though one of the endings has some brutal violence (not towards Cuca) that sensitive people might find upsetting. No one here would be traumatized, but unfortunately I have to put the warning on anyway.

>no kiki/shoggoth coalition party for cleaning up the streets

>>38420115
I want her to be brown and very smug

>>38420142
what they gonna clean?

>>38420115
Only if it's Marune's Sabbath.

>That Echidna birthing animation on the booru

>>38420124
Yes. I'll take 2 please. Here's $4.62.

>>38420169
The streets. And maybe some mandatory genital washing checkpoints or unattached males.

>>38420124
as long i get a big silly hat like hers
>>38420199
so crime and shit? Also dick cleaning stations, now that is just freaky. Who wouls get off to that

>>38420216
I’m sure you could get one after a long time of studying magic with her.

>>38420177
hot

>>38420125
>>38420142
guess they should have campaigned during the run up, oh well there's always next time

>>38420177
Link

>>38420229
just look at the size of that hat, it is just monstrous. It defys logic and reason with its massive width and height. I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET THAT HAT!

>>38420250
NSFW
NSFW
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/12/64/12644e949091c0ed837fb6fa26e589bf.webm

>>38420264
How to get spooky witch lady's hat
>Step 1: go up to spooky witch lady
>Step 2: tell her that she has very pretty eyes/hair/boobies
>Step 3: watch her turn into a blushing, stuttering mess
>Step 4: take hat while she's incapacitated

>>38420264
>>38420373
Be wary anons once you start stealing hats you can never go back. Your hat list will continue to grow and you will never be satisfied.

>>38420373
>>38420413
i dont wanna steal her hat! i wanna ask where she got it or if she got a spare for me to have!

>>38416219

Imagine this be Demon Lord Lilith's character design and appearance

>>38420545
there would be no MGE, for she would cut her self on her edge

>>38420545
But that doesn't make sense and isn't even cute. She's just a succubus.

>>38420268
Hot.

>>38419506
You are me, and I am you, Anon. I even started getting dreams of the batcat.

>>38419586
the order party and the angel party are two different things and i'd gladly vote for the angel representative Mrs Cupid if she was running

>>38420136
Yeah, but the sabbath is giving away free booze, halo, and classic rock cds just for showing up.

>>38420545
>bach-do
I thought I recognized this artist.

>>38420624
Times are that tough, huh?

>>38420624
nah, it needs to be retrowave music, drawing supplies for both tradtional and digital art, and top-of-the-line computer parts or prebuilts with the top line compter parts. I am not so cheap

Ms. Rata! I missed last week's MGC News headlines! May I get a quick rundown please!?

>>38420600
thats one strange looking cupid,looks sus

>>38420624
But what If don't like Halo and rock and alcohol don't entice me?

>>38420641
>war in the middle-east
>gas prices going up
>water is wet
>c is for cookie

>>38420634
the recession hit everyone hard

>>38420413
off-topic trash.

>>38420679
But the sex industry and alcohol are supposed to be recession proof! Maybe if the little brats had gotten off their butts and got real jobs, instead of pretending to be kids, they'd have some savings to fall back on and wouldn't need Onii-chans to provide for them.

>>38420641
>Dark priest chan marries dude who looks like jesus
>Valkyrie nick named "Lady justice" is looking for partner to "Right the wrongs of this world"
>Lillim threatens to Dark matter nuke florida
>Kunoichi grappling contest ends in ripped clothes disarster

>>38420749
Thank you

>>38420749
>disarter
Miss rata need to go back to Miss Haku's grammar class

Make fox hags feel young again by impregnating them full of kits

>>38420735
I prefer my lolis with flat chests and big butts.

>>38420679
>>38420735
lol can't relate, imagine being poor. LOLOLOLOL. Why don't ask you ask the government to bail you out

We made it to the best year friends

>>38420769
HOLD UP
YOUR QUOTING OF MY INCORRECT WORD IS ALSO INCORRECT

>>38420641
>incumbent mayor anubis slips into 4th place in MGC election polls
>candidates Mcjuggs and Anon neck and neck for top spot
>candidate jinko climbs to unexpected 3rd place on campaign for men's rights

>>38420782
>Why don't ask you ask the government to bail you out
Please don't give them any ideas.

>>38420789
Explain

>>38420793
>3rd place
not not for long it seems, ol'ms'bis is clawing her way back up

>>38420810
I wrote disarster
You said i wrote "disarter"

>>38420797
like those hag larpers can pull it off

>>38416867
'admit it' implies literally anyone here is ashamed of that

>>38420784
Oh no, this doesn't look like the calm and casual rape that she promised it would be!

>>38420827
same shit
>>38420833
>rape
>calm and casual
Anon, you aren't the brightest, aren't you?

>>38420828
Don't underestimate the Sabbath, anon. They have their fingers in many cookie jars. I heard they were behind the political assassination of Jane F. Kakuen.

>>38420884
they might have once held such power but in this day and age, they are old grandmas who are way behind the times

>Valentine's Day approaches

>>38420884
wittle girls would never do that, silly onii chan.
>>38420831
And why would they be? Women have wanted to be the breadwinner for years now. Get with the times. Something seems to be going wrong with equality though because women don't aggressively pursue me

>>38420788
a place to be respected
both you respecting them and them respecting you. jinko's drink their respect men juice.

>>38420788
We still have 2 years to go.

>>38420926
sounds horrible, I'd rather get raped by the sabbath who are at least honest with their intentions

>>38420908
>wittle girls
They're not fooling anyone.

>>38419218
nacha would probably kick and step on you in squid form saying you're "disgusting <3"

>>38420903
I'm building a bunker. It's Wurmproof and to prove it I put a jar of cookies inside.

>>38420967
"Foul creature unlovable by the sane <3"

>>38420903
if you put your ear to the ground you can hear the vibrations caused by eros shaking with excitement

>>38419218
half related, but i enjoy the idea of a mindflayer squiding you then putting you on other members of the harem

>>38420988
>IMPLYING ANYTHING IS TRULY WURMPROOF
all wurm needs is time and she can get through anything

>>38421030
Wurm gasps as she is faced with a logic puzzle

>>38421050
>implying wurm cares for such things

>>38421050
Wurm uses quantum tunneling to achieve the correct solution!

>>38420988
>Tremors but with Wurms.

>>38421073
>quantum tunneling
big words mke me head hurt

>>38421074
>Wurms Armageddon

>>38421050
>wurm asks her friend for help

>>38420903
I'm ready for all the cute Valentine's couples.

Wurm chan I need your top headlines for the wurmly bugle!

>>38421156
>origin of the Green/Wurm party

>>38421029
>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...
She would probably organize some Lovecraftian roleplay with that.
Like having her husband going squid while she makes that Nacha thinks she is some poor innocent girl getting sacrificed to an Eldritch Deity.

>>38421164
>Anon smell good
>why anon run?
>how to trap anon

>>38419213
>no sabbath candidate
I sleep

>>38421156
>Wurm is the muscle
>greenworm is the brain
>>38421164
>doggy wants more lego and more tunnels we can't use
>why men don't like to play doctor no more?
>where the best place with nice juicy meat
>Remmeber to give stuff found to lost and found

>>38421208
What if worm is the muscle

>>38421164
>Spider-wan unmasked?

>>38421218
then wurm is new brain

>>38421164
how to do math to impress your crush!

>welcome to infowurms I am your host Alexa wurms
>Today I ask, If Marshmallow kitty not chew toy, why is it chewy?
>What is my husband hiding in his pants. I believe its a snack
> The order covenant of our lady in chastity dark matter bombing was a inside job
> Remember to buy wurm force plus so you can be smart like me

>>38421207
well they never campaigned

better urban planning=more taxes, more spending and taking of your money. DO you want to be even more broke? Vote Anon, I'll reduce taxes by 80%

>>38421321
>I DON'T LIKE THE CHEMICALS THEY BE PUTTING IN THE WATER TURING THE FREAKING MUCUS TOADS GAY!

>>38421332
If I wanted less taxes I'd vote for (and marry) Echidna. Also, I'm not a whore.

>>38421332
but candidate anon what will become of existing public transport infrastructure and the city travel card system?

>>38421354
she'll only reduce one portion of taxes, I'll reduce all the taxes I can and you can be a whore only for your wife
>>38421362
I'll reduce the cost of using and owning a car so you can ride in peace and be free

>wurm chan is the best investigative reporter in the city
>This is soley because it's impossible to stop a wurm from going where they want
>Her note pad is written in crayon and she goes " say cheese!" When taking pictures of incriminating events

>>38421332
no it doesnt

>>38421391
shush, u

>fed up of chesh's pranks and jokes
>next prank she does, just break down in tears as she grins thinking it's a joke
>sob about how her stupid antics have been taking a toll on your mental health and you can't take it anymore because you don't know when things in life are real or not
>her grin falters
>run away crying and saying that you wish she'd just leave you alone while she stares dumbfounded
>go get with some nice big girl who tells awful drunken jokes that somehow make you laugh
>tell her you're glad to have her, and that you've never seen any cheshires since you met her
>chesh hiding in your house cries softly
haha dumb girl

>>38421386
>she forgets to take the lens cap off her camera so all the "photos" are crayon drawings as well

>>38421395
we need only divert spending away from useless things like the sabbath

>>38421404
>every anon buy her paper because of cute it all is

>>38421416
>anon was later found ODed on cunny juice

>>38421378
You would have had my vote if you had promoted mandated male chaperones. Too little, too late.

>>38421416
If we waste any more money on "weeaboo", we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month.

>>38421417
>Nobody realizes she caught the head If the local order cell fornicating with a baphoment

>>38421435
>mandated male chaperones
I have to cater to my monster citizens as well. Think about it. Imagine that you have the chance to chaperone the hottest monster that you had ever seen but many other men wanted to do the same but only one can be it, it would suck if you couldn't.
I had to make some scarfices to make sure everyone happy
>>38421453
Mayor Anubis be sticking her hand in the cookie jar is what a little birdie tod me

>>38421482
>She was caught by wurmchan
>Her hand is literally stuck in a cookie jar
>BREAKING NEWS MS.ANUBIS WONT SHARE COOKIE WITH ME

>>38421453
agree, we need to spend it on important things like housing (since we are seeing a huge boost in population for obvious reasons), healthcare (more people, more money needs to be spent on it) and also public transport/community meetup spots like parks and bars (most likely spots for couples to meet)

Which candidate will give me a White Horn to brush and cuddle and love?

>>38421506
>The great Cookie jar scandal of '13

>>38421482
Sorry, worded that wrong, mandated chaperones FOR men.

>>38421528
same thing I wrote applies here as well
>>38421526
I will, just gimme your address, and your name and A white horn shall be yours to love

>>38421399
This upsets me.

>>38421550
Something seems suspicious about this...

>as McJuggs and Anon pull away from the pack in the polls candidate Anon holds a press conference to rally more support to try and take the lead
things are heating up and we're only half way through election day

>>38421566
Nope, I wiill fufill my word to you, dear citizen. I want to see the smiles on everyone faces!

>>38419805
>Greenworm wins because they had a buffet at the debate and somehow she got on stage and stole everyone’s heart

>>38421527
What wurm neglects to mention is that she already had 13/14 cookies in the jar and demanded that anubis-chan also share the last one with her. Furthermore anubis-chan's mom baked those cookies for her daughter to take to work. This lack of integrity on wurm's part is highly disturbing, if she can't learn to share then who can?

>>38421596
well their currently tied with the Zombie Party and Miss Jinko for 4th so their gonna have to step up their game if they want in office

>>38421609
What a lie, Anubis had a hidden cookie that she was palming at the time

>>38419213
tell me about the flower district

>>38421653
>>38421653
'retty 'lowers

Hello friends. I'm here on behalf of the Green/Worm campaign, urging you to cast your vote for them. I firmly believe they're the right choice for a safe and prosperous MGC in the future. As a joint ticket, they have the most complete package when it comes to understanding the needs of the city. They know the struggles the little ones and the big ones have to face on a day to day basis. Their main platform of revamping the flower district and underground is just the beginning of their plans to revitalize MGC and make it a better home for us. They hope to:
>commit to the aforementioned improvements of the flower district, beautifying one of the defining features of downtown
>in this vein they plan on communicating diligently with the Dryad Corporation in order to improve our general landscaping
>revamp our underground facilities, building homes, networks, and new businesses to push our city onwards
>improve our restaurant and eatery scene, turning MGC into a tourist destination and enriching the lives of those who live here
>Creating an influx of new jobs and new single guys in town
>provide tax breaks to local food suppliers to decrease costs and fulfill our new needs
>they've even reached out to Holstaur Farms to discuss plans for a joint building of a dairy within our own city limits
And that's just the tip of the iceberg(lettuce). My vote is for Green/Wurm, and I hope you will consider doing so too.

Maybe it's the impregnation fetish talking but I can't be the only one who voted echidna. Silent majority I assume

>>38421550
No, anon, no it doesn't. There is a clear difference between men and monsters. Men are far weaker, more emotional, and more vulnerable than monsters, and you would have us served up on a silver platter to them. There is no practical difference between voting for you and voting for the Jinko party. Men's rights? Give me a break, she's promising more "freedom" for men. Freedom to what? Get raped, that's what. Mandatory Chaperones for men would reduce rape. So long as every anon has his strong wife/adoptive mommy/big sister by his side he'll be protected, as it should be.

>>38421653
large planet and bug population, well known for its gardens and parks

>>38421678
Fuck that shit. Women are already taking away rights from men around the world. I don't need monsters joining in the fray.

>>38421686
>planet
how rude can you be, anon?

>>38421669
As soon as her 10,000 daughters are old enough to vote she'll steal the election

>>38421669
If I could change my vote I'd vote for Echidna, but I'm a dumdum who mixes up urban and rural.

>>38421692
>>38421678
You should have voted order for radical change. There can only be safety with strong anti stalking legislation and confining all monsters to the moster quarter.

>>38421678
why would I want to reduce rape? I know you want to get raped anon... don't you?, Every man wants to get raped, it's just part of our nature. So be Honest, you just want a monster already picked out for you so you can raped by her

>>38421729
I see where you're coming from, but I love my wife too much to restrict her rights.

>>38421703
Speaking of reproduction, we know low level monsters like devil bugs can have more children in a shorter timespan than powerful monsters and we know that eventually mamano will be able to have sons. So does that mean that the more children rule will stay true to having sons or will they somehow have the same chances of having a son as species like pharaohs?

so uh, when we gonna call the election?

>>38421729
>imagine not trusting monsters this much
They only want to have kids, just some more than others. Don't you want kids too?

>>38421735
Not all of us are whores, anon. Our first sexual experience should be with our wife, who has carefully been selected for us by our mothers.

>>38421759
some time tomorrow, want to make sure we cover all timezones, I'll probably repost the link periodically
speaking of which if you haven't already voted;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb/r

>>38421767
See my point, You want a monster picked out for you to get violated by behind closed doors

>>38421777
But not a stranger on a train!

>>38421786
you'll be strangers when you first meet as well, so what's truly the difference?

>>38421792
What part of
>has carefully been selected for us by our mothers
Did you not understand? They know what's best for us.

>>38421808
Even if she puts you with a fat old hag that is a massive pervert?

>>38421773
Which one allows for monster girls to be enslaved?

>>38421763
Think about the climate anon.

>>38421820
My mother knows my requirements. Certainly better than I or anyone else does.

>>38421827
None of them that's too extremist for everyone. Vote order, our time will come soon my brother.

>>38421831
what climate, the hot and heavy one that monsters bring?

>>38421831
Yes, I am thinking about fucking Ryu so that it can rain. Doing my part all the time.

>>38421848
Rising sea levels caused by desperate Otohimes.

>>38421862
pretty easy fix, tell them that there are men that are willing to marry "17" years old like them at anytime

>>38419314
How are they making that clapping sound? Their hands aren't moving...

>>38421453
>did someone just say "weeaboo"? Cause I think I just heard someone say "weeaboo"

>>38421667
Eat the shroom.

>>38421842
Monsters being slaves is a canon thing. It's just that monsters are the ones behind the scenes making their owner fuck them and manipulating things so the the guy they like is the one that buys them.

>>38421896
So which party?

>>38421834
Anon, I thonk you are just a whore in denial who would take anyone that their mom introduces

>>38421969
But mom knows where to find the best hags since they are her friends

>>38421951
An Umi Osho would probably run on a platform like that.

free cpus, gpus, and even prebuilts for votes. coming out of my own pocket

>>38421969
How very dare you, sir! I am a proper gentleman who has only, and will only give himself to his wife, whenever she demands!

>>38422015
>how very dare you
Is that a grammatically correct statement, anon?

>>38416219

But what the the candidates stances on skub

>>38422002
votes for who though anon?

>>38421991
How will she be able to run a compelling platform?

>>38422076
who? who wants to see more smiles on everyone's faces and make sure that the cost of living goes down, Anon!

You're all wild pigs

>>38422098
>said the p'orc while rolling around in mud

>>38420545
That would be her scary form. I bet she can mindfuck most mortal and appear in many forms
Even as a Chief God like form just for some little trolling.

>"I'm Hebi kornaki here to give you live updates as voted are counted"
>Remember while the Worm party has strong support by wurm voters research has shown only 45% of wurm voters know how to correctly fill out a ballot

>>38421669
you're far from the only one with one, im suprised shes not winning by far

what monster is most likey to be the derpiest and cutest one as well

>>38422132
Ride the wonder worm!

>>38422272
amazonian snek, most likely one of the constricting one

>>38422310
put 'amazonian' before anything and they become better. im not even a musclefag, i just like the rr.

>>38422270
100%

>>38422330
amazonian toaster

>>38422132
Speedball.

>>38422334
thats a slur, sir. you cant call automatons that.

>>38422342
ok, rustbucket, tincan, trash can, roomba, or my favoirte, complex abacus

>>38422342
they call me a meatbag, so its fair

>>38422372
rustbucket is just another way of saying christmas cake

>>38422330
>>38422330
amazonian alp

>>38422396
so there are hagbots out there?

You have alerted the fox anon, what do you do now?

>>38418945
My erection is starting to hurt

>>38422429
hug her and dont let go while I climb up and wrap my legs around her

>>38422415
aren't most? they were built by some kind of forerunner civilisation, so they've been about for a very long time.

>>38422429
Offer myself

>>38422457
but you know hwat I mean, ones that were built to look mature also never call any a robutt a hagbot.

>>38416219

>>38422481
fucking Automadore 64

>>38422429

>>38422429
look at her with puppies eyes and ask are you my mommy? while turning my head a bit

>>38422429
I suppose I have no choice but to enjoy the marriage

>>38422429
Caller her a stinky oba-san, flip her skirt and run away laughing.

>>38422429
Tell her she's way too high-class to be seen with a loser like me.

I want to play healer for a big cow while she goes adventuring. Do you think milk restores mp?

>>38422429
lose myself to her ara-aras and fufus and get milked over and over again while my head goes empty

>>38422429
Give her the offering anyway. Not like her spotting me makes a difference.

>>38422579
Imagine playing healer for a group of monsters.
They'd get hurt on purpose just so you'd have to touch them all over.

>>38422608
thats when you stop healing and tell them to nurse their own wounds or get hurt yourself

>>38422615
>get hurt yourself
Anon no! They will be all over you!

We need drinks
wat you people dringing tonight

>>38422429
Resign myself to being her caretaker/servant, I mean it can't be all bad plus I bet she has a great Vinyl record collection.

>>38422619
Oni sweat
Which is already 150 proof considering how plastered they always are

>>38422619
hot chocolate :)

>>38422622
Stupid sexy fox hags
Where do I get a fox hag?

>>38422679
What she is looking at?

Happy Monoeye Day! Are you doing anything to further monoeye awareness today? Because that cute monoeye that lives down the hall from you sure seems aware of you.

>>38422706
Sing "eye love you baby" to her.

You see, your honor, Miss Apophis claims I was staring at her fangs when she engaged in her bout of proactive dating but in actuality I was staring at her plush lips the whole time. Therefore I wasn't begging to injected with venom and was actually begging her to cover me in purple lipstick marks so because she didn't give me what I was begging for it was rape! I rest my case

>>38422706
I'm gonna give her a wedgie and a spanking.

>>38422660
Bingo Parlors, Grocery Stores, Jo-Ann Fabrics, Cracker Barrel.

>>38422748
God I love fox hags

>>38422737
I heard she's secretly into that. I don't know what it is with monoeyes and bullying fetishes.
>>38422748
Going to the mall before it opens to meet old foxes! Taking them on a date to Golden Corral!!

>>38422777
Your hag showing you off in front of her friends to make them jealous.

>>38422706
I will think up some sketches to draw for Cyclop and Gazer

>>38416219

>>38422843
Your hag showing off her pregnant belly to her friends

COWS
OUTSIDE MY HOME
BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR
THEY'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
I HATE MILK
I HATE MILK
I HATE MILKMGCJVC

>>38422906
>Cow police 'pacify' one of the last remaining holdouts of the Milk Wars (2022, Colorized)

>>38422881
I want a hag foxwife so i can make her pregnant

Imagine being seduced by a big booty JS Demon

>>38423013
Batta's Foxes are great.

What is with this flag?
Theres a salamander in the mega that also has it.

For the guy who wanted a parasite slime, since my last work was way too nuki focused, and didn't had smut:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36618013

I didn't really know how to execute this for days, but now its finally done. Now, I'll move on to the evil mg with the hero. Anyway happy reading

>>38423109
Just Google it? Appareantly it's Saint Kitts and Nevis flag

Dragon has date with recently isekaid anon. While waiting at the pub's table she rants about men, about how men are children and other stuff. As she opens her eyes, she finds anon there, with flowers on his hands, he arrived early to the date.

What would she do?

>>38422706
eye dont see her

>>38422843
I want to see the smug of that hag when she rolls up and I open the door for her

Dragon has date with recently isekaid anon. While waiting at the pub's table she rants about men. As she opens her eyes after finishing the rant, she finds anon there, with flowers on his hands, he arrived early to the date.

What would she do?

Anyone else here would feel inadequate of your waifu geniunely proudly showing your ugly ass off to her friends? Specially if some friends have actual chad husbands.

>>38423224
" And that was my impression of order women"

>>38422748
Wait is that from that guy what Made the skyrim doujin?

>>38423254
Yes

>>38423254
yup, same person, abubu i think

God I love mature women

>>38423235
If your wife is not ashamed of you, you shouldn't be either.

>>38423259
i do too, anon. I do too

>>38423254
Yes, Abubu

>>38422914
imagine the forced breastfeeding... the horror...

>>38423254
>skyrim doujin
Jesus fuck I'm scared to look

>>38423235
>local sabbath meetup. All the witches and their husbands.
>"Hello my fellow normal men, how are we today?"
>"Very good. I am contemplating how my wife is attractive but I am not a pedophile."
>"Yes, I am very glad we are all well adjusted people watching our wives play in the playground we built"
>"look, they even brought some local actual children to play with them and their children!"
>One last greasy neckbeard anon in the corner comes out.
>"I actually find all this pretty hot"
>nods and a general lack of eye contact all around.

>>38422906
>>38423302
>>38422906
Cows inly want the best for you, to grow up string and healthy. and a gallon of milk is the only way

>>38423314
It's about a dude playing skyrim VR with porn/cute anime model mods and fucking all NPCs

>>38423349
Cow hands typed this
Try to not to spill milk all over your keyboard

Attention large monstergirls, I am only 5'5

>>38423410
Anon. you don't like milk?

>>38421207
They're behind the scenes pulling all the strings.

They don't need to campaign anyways. They'd win in a landslide vote.

>>38423411
IMAGINE

>>38423416
I can't drink it

>>38423427
nope, those shrimps have never donated to me
>>38423448
we have lactose-free cows as well as way to fix that

>>38423416
I WILL NOT DRINK THE MILK
I WILL NOT DRINK THE MILK
>>38423448
based

>>38422429
yell "I'm a single male and I need a big strong girl to save me from a horrible fox!"
at least 5 big girls will come to my rescue

>>38423416
I mean... it's fine I guess...

>>38423411
lol, do I need to get out a magnifying glass for you, shrimpy?
>>38423468
I wasn't asking if you wanted to

>>38423142
>>38423142

Can I request fic of poorfag anon that, thinking he will not get claimed as they only marry strong men, offers to work as a massagist on a Hinezumi dojo for some easy bucks as he hears some Hinezumis complaining how they end up all sore after training. Start to get molested, like the Hinez demanding he take a bath with them or demand increasingly long massages and demanding he massages body parts like the chest too, but he is too dense and thinks must be his imagination as he is not a fighter and they are just being gentle. Eventually a Hine ask him in a conversation something like "So, any MG you plan to marry?" he replies "I think a Jinko would be nice", the Hinez begin to rant, their voice tone and rants become increasingly more aggressive. He can't understand why they are acting like if he insulted their ancestors and tries to leave the dojo.
>Nope.jpg Hine at the door punch him in the gut as the others drag him to a room
>Mass rape and becomes the dojo husband.