/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kiichan!

there are 3 hololive global threads up fyi
also, it's time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK15Q1qZ7ls

I love you Tamura Hono.

>>38416584
It's time?

It's time

Kawashima got the varus. With a bit of luck he gave it tu Kubo, who gave it to all of Nogi

>>38416584
Plot twist: this will have nothing to do with 5ki and will instead be the remaining 1ki and 2ki jointly announcing graduation.

>>38416584
just got the call, bananaman graduation, to be replace with the faggots from the singing show.

>>38416682
>livestream is just a zoom call of them all at home coughing, saying "get the vaxx, kids"

>>38416642
Filth

>>38416563
>>38416571
wanna smooch her pussy lips

Yeah it was obvious Momo wouldn't be able to go without the attention she once got. Just doing it on her own terms now.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00WxkArRfQ

Kage <3
https://www.showroom-live.com/46_YUKA_KAGEYAMA

>>38417275
>retired from the entertainment industry

Women love attention.

Something to pass the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsGHcgpHPgk

>>38417313
40 years old face trapped in 16 years old body

>>38416933
kek nowadays I hold that for a very possible thing

can't believe im staying up until 5 am because of some stream that's probably just gonna be some dumb bluray release or tour or anything that isn't 5ki even though they're 2 months late

>>38417415
>because of some stream that's probably just gonna be some dumb bluray release or tour or anything that isn't 5ki even though they're 2 months late

same even though it's daytime here.

don't jinx it, it's gonna be 5ki's reveal

>>38417485
If not I will hate fap to whoever announces some other random shit today

stay a little longer and buy the dip

>>38417493
I hope it's just YAC now

>>38417543
shit please no I am hoping for ume and kubo so I am still on the safe side

>>38417415
go to bed, it's a 1-minute video upload

>>38417575
Is there an actual way to check that?

>>38417415
>>38417485
Yeah I still think 5ki will be during 46 HRS TV (maybe near the end). 1 minute means something for sale most likely. Wasn't there supposed to be a Nogi PB released soon? Maybe it's about that.

>>38417622
It's in the video description
>約1分間の動画になりますので、皆さまお見逃しなく！

I just had a dream about a cute Marie gf...

Is there a way to force a dream about Sakamichi girlfriends?

>>38417622
Oh, I didn't even look at description...

>>38417275
I can give her all the attention she wants especially the anal kind
>>38417626
Did you french kiss your Marie gf in the dream?

>>38417622
in the future you should check if it's a "premiere" (scheduled upload) or a "livestream" (actually live)

>>38417626
Oui oui oui

>>38417646
Yeah I know about that, I thought you could check the video premiere length beforehand via API or something.
But as >>38417623 says they said that it's gonna be a 1 min video in the description but I didn't bother to read that.

>>38417631
Go to handshake event

5KI!!!

5ki announce date revealed. Tomorrow?

fuck my life I really waited over 40mins for this shit

11 of them, profiles start being introduced tomorrow at noon JST on youtube, omitatekai during 46hr TV

ok that was a waste of time

Just...show them

Interestingly it's only 11. I guess that's why Shinuchi had her Nogichuu goodbye this past weekend even though her concert is coming up

coomers got BTFO once again

>>38417708
>one tall one
shotgun

I can see Kakki be really popular with her kouhai

>>38417721
yeah....now I don't know who I should hate fap to
and the shadows aren't getting me hard

>>38417733
Do it to the next Nogi that's posted

profile tomorrow
introduction during 46 hour tv last day.

i figured it would be 16-ish again like 4th+new4th
guess they really are done with the grad rush for this year

>>38417740
>>38417744
Ok I can live with that ...my life is saved it's neither maaya nor YAC

>>38417750
Lol they'll already be down to 45 once Hoshino leaves. 44 with Kitano. Sakamichi audition is a sure thing later in the year

>>38417733
There's 8 pairs of legs on display and you can't get hard? What are you, gay?

https://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/202202010000811.html

>>38417758
I need boobas like Yoda for full function

>>38417755
nogi isn't meant to go over 46 members, the most they had was 47 or 48 very briefly briefly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-I9koeI9pU people who bullied kakki at school grew up to be sakuhina faggots

87k applied just for nogi, remind me the numbers for previous auditions.

>>38417783
I think it was 37k for nogis first gen
When so many applied I really pray that we get only hotties with big tits

Wow some of these faggots really thought it was going to be a blu ray preview. Never listen to biz and saka g, I knew it.

>>38417773
Right but I figured they'd have 46 for a couple of months, not a couple of weeks.

>>38417783
The real question is why 11 and not 12 like 3ki and 4ki? Feels like one girl dropped out or something.

>>38417796
A 1 minute video is about right for something like that. It was just speculation

>>38417802
>The real question is why 11 and not 12 like 3ki and 4ki? Feels like one girl dropped out or something.
4ki ended up being 11 after Miyu choose to halt her debut

>>38417802
>The real question is why 11 and not 12 like 3ki and 4ki? Feels like one girl dropped out or something.

Wouldn't be the first time
Keya also lost some member 4-8 episodes into keyakitte kakenai because of scandal

there will be 1 profile released every day at noon starting tomorrow, but 3 from those 11 will only be released in march for academic reasons
not sure if that means they're skipping the omitatekai too

how insecure would horrorman be if there is someone just as tall or taller than her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK15Q1qZ7ls

>>38417821
I'm pretty sure she would be happy to have a horrorman frend

Anyone Kaki's age (2001) you guys think?

>>38417807
Hmm you're right. Wonder why I was thinking it was 12 all this time. I didn't remember Miyu. Thanks for pointing that out.

can't wait for at least 1 inevitable scandal and to read some good headcanons from sns stalkers

>>38417835
I think manatsu said that the youngest is 12 years younger then her (she is 28)

>>38417835
Maybe 1, like Mayu. Doubtful more than 2

>>38417844
it will be great
I really hope for some early grad

>>38417835
I hope the oldest will be 2005, now that Sakura Gakuin is dead they can capitalize on that market again.

>>38417849
And yeah, Mayu was 20, but close to turning 21 when 4ki was announced. Close enough

https://erikaikuta.jp/

Has anyone ever averaged the age when a nogi graduates?

>>38417877
i think nogi's down to 20.70~80 right now after kiichan but i could be wrong

>>38417821
Based on the shadows, there's probably a couple near the 170cm range, unless all the other girls are complete shortstacks.

Every good idol should enter at 14 and graduate at 17.

>>38417898
That's so young.

>>38417900
at least they aren't wearing this mask

>>38417903

>>38417903
Every idol should enter at 14 and the bad ones should graduate at 17.

https://www.nogizaka46.com/5th_generation/

Am I the only one not hyped for 5ki?

>>38417975
2月8日 doesn't have hair

>>38417975
my dick is ready

>>38417985
It's my first new generation so I'm quite hyped

>>38417987
she already shaved it off anticipating the bunshun scoop on her debut day

>>38417987
could just be a ponytail

>>38418002
LMAO

>>38417985
I'm way less hyped if the youngest is half of Manatsu's age

>>38417985
am i just the right amount of hyped regardless of how young our medicated friend wants them to be

Are the three delayed ones the youngest?
Is it a middle school restriction?

>>38418074
could be, but i vaguely remember ume saying she wasn't allowed to show her face during the 3rd gen showroom audition because her school didn't allow it, she was over 16 at the time

>>38418074
there are schools in japan that don't allow their students to have jobs

>>38418074
>Is it a middle school restriction?
Very possible but I also think there are currently the main exam times in japan

>>38417900
My daughter and wife

>>38417975
claiming 2/6

segizawa yui turns 15 in about 2 weeks

I love you Tamura Hono.

>>38417975
2月5日公開 with the adam's apple

>>38417975
The first one is a slut

>>38418260
They all are

just did it to 2月5日公開

>>38418262
Life was so much better back then.....

>>38418263
But she is a huge slut

>>38418286
she looks like she has the biggest tits so you are probably right.

>>38417975
2/3 already wilting

they all look like white girls

>>38418309
good

>>38418309
word

>>38418320
*slap*

>>38418320
*smooooch*

>>38418297

>>38417275
Momo is for love and caring

>>38418320
I wish Mayu touched my Tako balls

>>38418451
Mayu has touched a lot of balls in her life already and is the reason Seira gets progressively more bimbofied. Choose your friends wisely

Claiming the white skin with long black hair one

>>38418545
this will trigger

>>38418518
I want kage to grab my head like that uwu

>>38418550
> white skin
Depends on how white it really is
Sakamichi management loves to publish pictures of members with skin 10000 times whiter then they are in reality

>>38418579
I will know when she is introduced

>>38418579
Except Endo Hikari

>>38418605
she's actually black irl

>>38418583
right here

>>38418545
Seira ain't no bimbo.

>>38418618
And that's a good thing

>>38418662
I really hope it's not her, I'll boycott nogi for life and turn trans for meimei

>>38418691
this isn't the mnl48 fan thread

So the last one will be asuka

>>38418698
i wish it was her

>>38418662
Is that Miho's hapa sister

>>38418721
no tits
no thanks

>>38418732
it's seira's half sister

>>38418721
please no
https://twitter.com/rona_roll/status/1458625872412430343?

Bullies but cute

>>38418771
that's why there's no such thing as a perfect hapa

https://streamable.com/2947y6

>>38418721
good morning sir have no boob and therefore no vagene
you are sir durgah, you not going to fool me this time

Lol they're not going to have some roastie still on social media as part of Nogizaka. Quit posting her.

>>38418800

>>38418816
another victim of the kpop faggy cult

>>38418816
She's a roastie after the fact. Kpop too.

>>38418825
>>38418827
why did she become so influenced by kpop girls

>>38418816
why is her face melting

>>38418799
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL SIR

>>38418837
Too much surgery

>>38418833
she is mentally ill....I know that as a fact because I am myself fucked up in the head.

>>38418837
dr kim

>>38418816
kek

how the mighty hath fallen

>>38418850
*elbow*

>>38418850
That Hori would likely have centered multiple singles. When she got weird at the end of her time in Nogi she doomed herself

>>38418850
some sakamichi members hit the wall hard
example
https://youtu.be/StoycYUS9T8
true she wasn't one of the members you would call a beauty but still she hit the wall hard
himetan also hit the wall hard
but Mai mai is still going strong

a white member will help the group be more popular in the west

why japanese people

>>38418877
that's not a good thing sir

>>38418912
shit really when you compare this to that
>>38418844
You see why management usually decides how they should look like

>>38418877
It's the last thing that I'd want.

Risa's voice...

>>38418877
Congratulations. You have won the award for the dumbest suggestion by a non-schizo in the history of this general. Quite an accomplishment.

>>38418877
>help the group be more popular in the west
no, you really want nogizaka to have their own fortune cookie?

Hey when I said white skin I wasn't talking about some Stefanie on tiktok

>>38418987
her name is corona

>>38419065
are the balding rumors true?

>>38419065
Cute Kono in the back

>>38418980
>>38418985
what if she's hot af

>>38418197
FILTH X3

>>38419127
we already have seira

>>38419138
who writes 2 and 3 like that

>>38419141
I'm talking hotter than Seira

>>38419138
Bloody hell

For me it's fake Stacies

>>38419138
>>38419153
it has to be a girl

>>38419138
Shit, clean your room, Bro.

>>38419138
Imagine the feel on your bare feet

>>38419138
Honobros, not like that!

>>38419153
herro, eastern europe poorfaggot!

l
m
a
o

it's black short wavy hair, it has to be a sea

>>38419202
no, it's some russian, or even worse- ukrainian poorfag.

>>38419138
btw nr.1 is closest to real sakuhina idol

Morning

>>38419155
impossible

>>38418877
>white/black/brown girls trying to act cute
deport yourself

>>38419296
Ohayo runbro

>>38419362
nogi has had brown cute brown girls before

>>38419389
I am talking about deportees, not tan idols

>>38419312
but what if, that's the point

>>38419397
>indonesian

>>38419403
>deportees
>indonesian
there is 0 difference

>>38419420
god that pic is really the best to piss people off

>>38419398
as long as she doesn't takes her spot, I'm all for it.

Kinda tired of this hairstyle

>>38419403
https://streamable.com/oir7xj

>>38418875
Why do they all have this kind of wall in their apartment..

>>38419432
yes

>>38419076
Wish I was there

uh oh

https://streamable.com/yh3lum

>>38419461
what are the chances that he fucked some idol?

>>38419493
i think he is married. i would say 20%

>>38419505
0%

>>38419476
You never know, anon, maybe it's YOU behind the camera taking that picture...

Habu is really photogenic, I'm very jealous

>>38416563
>>38416571
I miss her already.....

>>38419517
cope

>>38419518
Maybe you're right! :-)

>>38417275
Why are you posting the heretic?

>>38419493
he fucked maaya

https://streamable.com/wbh5br

>>38419493
100%
His wife is Maichun

>>38419523
All ikemen are

>>38419543
>>38419544
but they dissed and laughed at him being a manlet

>>38419403
KASU

>>38419557
that was just a skit anon

>>38419557
only our deportation queen >>38419420

so true it triggered

>>38419584
schizo memes aside, Seira seems like she was abused as a child.
I gathered this from watching the recent NUC episodes and the leg massage episode on doko.
Whenever she is abused she seems accepting but keep screaming GOMENASAI like your typical jav girl.

>>38419630
Nice headcanon.

>>38417275
Insatiable buttslut. She needs to be using her best asset, however: her voice.

>>38419630
this is just blatantly false

>>38419630
this is your brain on sakuhina

>>38419630
everything they do is fake
just look at the hinachans with their variety show
it's like they follow the japanese variety behavior 1:1

so true it triggers

>>38419639
She is a super masochist, she also prefers the oni-mc aka OOsamu

>>38419630
wow

>>38419679
They all do.

>>38419630

>>38419715
Tsutsui prefers Himura, she said likes my face

>>38419737
man I really hope they do some more deep fakes with her
there is just one vid online and it's shit

>>38419764
>deep fakes
pathetic

11 out of 87,000+. There's no excuse for having any uggos. 12th was probably an uggo and got reserved for Hinata instead.

>>38419778
>12th was probably an uggo and got reserved for Hinata instead.
So true it will trigger.

>>38419737
Love how she makes people seethe.

>>38419778
kek

>>38419795
KUTE!

>>38419770
>pathetic
my life described with one word

she definitely knows

>>38419802
no need to make it even more pathetic by posting sakuhina

>>38419835
they all know dude

>>38419795
Trannies aren't people

>>38419852
based and nogigumipilled

>>38419852
Kubo, stay away!

>>38419835
All Osakan girls know.

>>38419487
>https://streamable.com/yh3lum
Hello. My name is Jimmy. And I ate her pudding.

>>38419858
Cute!

>>38419895
that dude is living the life

>>38419895
>Higuchi lives with two guys
uh oh...

chub

>>38419543
You didn't even post the best evidence. Where they're acting out a restaurant scene.

Nick: Ma'am, how was your meal?
Wada: Hi, my name's Maaya.
Nick: Would you like Water, or are you okay?
Wada: Wada okay

>>38420073
Bemiho is a treasure

>>38419986
mirin kasuga

Imagine going to school with a 5ki and not even knowing it. Then it gets announced and revealed suddenly. And that 5ki arrogantly keeping that secret. Teachers and administrators probably already know by now, however.

>>38420086
i have that

https://streamable.com/8dcef4

>>38420180
>not even knowing it
probably not that hard when the 7/10 is suddenly transformed into a 10/10 with bleached teeth etc
and I doubt all school friends shut up 100%

>>38420133

>Neru can't enter keyakizaka
>make a whole spin off group around her so she wouldn't be alone
>take Neru back to main group

???

>>38420131
no soul fake human satan idol

>>38420180
>>38420205
iirc, this audition let girls apply in groups. That's one obvious way to know your friend applied.

>>38420180
Imagine going to the same school with Maiyan only to see her getting bullied and being forced to become a hikki.

>>38420224
>Idol gets attacked
>Do nothing about it
>Blame idol
You expect these niggas to be good at this shit?

Happy birthday my angel

>>38420131

Any significant change from H46? i've been gone a year bros

>>38420243
I just know from my school time that most "secrets" are secret for a couple of days to a few weeks at best. Those who joined probably got all things done like the eye bag injection,teeth and all that stuff.That isn't a 100% give a way that this person joins nogi but still shoud raise some suspicion

>>38420207
I want to get into Hinatazaka for Audrey but Higashimura's face gives me nightmares.

>>38420243
I wonder if any grouping made it all the way through the audition.
I imagine at best it would only be a pair.
Hopefully twins.

>>38420277
kosaka died

>>38420303
She still needs to put out a few more photobooks before she is allowed to die.

>>38420303
>kosaka
>dead
Thank fuck, i was always a Miku fan, who replaced nao?

>>38420319

>>38420319
Mikutea

>>38419660
But hinas are idiots
>>38420282
Is filled with uggos and attention whores, audrey and just a few girls are actually worth watching.

>>38420318
And then a photobook just after as well, for good measure.

>>38420277
Waka and Kasu got corona'd last week

>>38420224
>have general dislike/superiority complex over hira
>have chance to become fulltime kekmember
>fools herself thinking she could take Techi's place as center
>fails miserably
>see hira rocketing to the stars
>realize her mistake
>dips out

I exist to laugh at nerutards

>>38420329
we love them cause they're filled with uggo burrikos

>>38419630
omg this is 100% true

>>38420324
Hey no kpop

>>38420365
I love them because katoshi acts like an alcoholic

>>38420351
Not wrong

>>38420383
and miipan is an alcoholic

>>38420365
Shiho's slap actually seemed real

>>38420390
true but when I think about it ...who isn't an alcoholic in hina?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLQojk4SZ9k&t=55s

>>38419487
Yes, I'm very hungry

>>38420371
This thing is so ugly.

>>38420236
You will never be a woman

>>38420365
Still not as ugly as AKB

>>38420351
At least she got some of her cheeks back, when she came back to entertainment she looked like a skeleton. Probably got depressed after quitting.

>>38420419
herro, tranny meimei spammer!

l
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a
o

>>38420429
Didn't she quit because she got depressed?

>>38420440
That's one of the rumors, we dont know for sure

>>38420351
opportunistic whore that fails every time kek

>>38420440
Bunshun told me she chose cock over keya.

>>38420405
Kino

>>38420429
why did she quit anyway? She had an edge compared to other members for being this "special" member that was left out, why wasn't she more successful?

>>38420466
And then got dumped lmao xD

>>38420421
They get mogged by 48s.

>>38420466
Keya's got a lot of rumor (some are reality) of girls prefering cock over the group:
Harada Mayu
Neru
Imaizumi
Nijika
Nanako

May be forgetting someone

Imagine being this pretty at 16, unbalanced af, how can other girls even compete

is miho still skinny? i miss fat miho

>>38420539
by being in senbatsu
for now

>>38420526
Shida she was the OG slut

>>38420541
the good thing about hina is that somebody is always crying
and I love crying idols

>>38420578
Didn't Imaizumi meet her scum husband through Shida?
I remember hearing Shida had a bunch of friends in Youtuber circles.

>>38420541
me

>>38420578
Yeah, shida was one too. She just wasn't the OG because Mayu got her teacher's cock before.
>>38420625
Yes, the father of her baby is an abuser pedo YouTuber

>>38420541
That me

new drama offer for mihochi when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InY12433ILg

>>38420660
would you look at this crossdresser lmao

>>38420660
>https://twitter.com/sleepinglion423?s=21

>>38420695
and >https://www.hinatazaka46.com/s/official/diary/detail/42603?ima=0000&cd=member

>>38420541

>>38420660
I love this lardass so much

>tfw no miyu daughter to spoil up and brag about her job as Idol to other dads

>>38420681
Wow. She does look out of place.

>>38420731
it's not really something to brag about, especially if you're not a kitano tier dad

>>38420731
kute!

>>38420731
She really did doom herself by dropping out of the originally 4ki and going 4.5ki. She'd have made senbatsu for sure

>>38420731
Daughtergf?

>>38420795
Yes, ""daughter""

>>38420795
*pins*

>>38420724
I like all Hinas but Miho is definitely one of the best ones in the group.
Cute when chubby.
Cute when slim.
Not physically inept.
Likes cosplay, anime, games.
Has good sense for variety.
Good talker.

>>38417228
>>38417254

>>38420925
>>38419138

>>38420681
She looks alright in my opinion

>>38419138
>>38419141

cant wait to see chimas

>>38421122
Not him, but come on.

>>38421122
>She

>>38421160
Come on? Where are we going?

>>38421254
Don't know about you, but I am about to hatefap to Honosu.

>>38421193
>>38419869

>>38418877
Sakus got a white girl among them.

>>38421271
Based

>>38421283
frfr no cap on heazz

>>38421283
Yappari ne

>>38421287
>those shoulders
Is she playing in the Super Bowl?

This thing is so fucking ugly.

>>38421353
>>38419795

>>38421353
lmao
100% it's a tranny, you kan't convince me otherwise

>>38421353
We all know you're ugly, anon.

>>38421320
She did play volleyball so it explains her physique.

>>38421353
So true, it triggered.

Trannies seething again right on schedule.

>>38421384
like a clockwork

>>38421371
Did people repeatedly spike the ball into its face?

>>38421363
>>38419737
Yup

>>38421384
>>38421389
SeiraCHADS destroying tranny again.

>>38421283
She does have white features in her

>>38421394
It's volleyball so that would happen with any player.

seira confirmed thread oshi
trannies deport

Schizo triggered again

person above was sodomized by his father

Yup schizo is mad. Mission accomplished.

>>38421437
ozekiiiiiiii
best member in saku

>>38421461
I want Ozeki's genki side back.

>trannyfaggot spazming, but doesn't dare to post meimei
"bullied into submission"

>>38421461
Poor man's defective Walmart version of Ikuta.

>>38421461
absolute state lmao

>>38421479
>mfw

>>38421436
That's a funny way of saying Masumoto Kira

>>38421503
I don't think she is a tranny though

>>38421461
Good times

>worked him into a shoot
>bullied into submission
Yep schizo is mad again.

>>38421461
Honestly most girls in early Keya days were fun, even Hirate.

Prepare for another meltdown by the Nogi spammer

>>38421461
She was fun back in the days. Wonder what happened.

Alert! Tranny triggered! Meltdown inevitable!

>>38421530
Only thing melting is this face.

>>38421552
>>38421551

>>38421522
yeah but seems like all the stress + attention killed her

>>38421542
I doubt that management is giving her much attention nowadays

>>38421542
New members plus her friends leaving

l
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Post 5ki again so that this moron doesn't ruin another thread with his personality disorder

>>38421577
5th gen being discussed is exactly what triggered him back into this loop

>>38421575
>>38421494

>>38421552
Wow.