/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38413171
I'm pretty sure a lot of them won't marry at all. You really think there's man in Gensokyo that Yuuka would marry?

>>38413171
I'm glad Touhou has almost no romance in it at all outside of Junko and the Watatsukis being married, yuri or otherwise.

>>38413198
Me

>>38413329
You'll have to defeat me in unarmed combat first.

>>38413336
WOULD marry, I'm married to someone else.

>>38413216
one of the reasons why i enjoy the lore/storylines so much is because it is more so focused on friendships rather than romantic relationships

>>38413198
Yuuka would marry a prodigy botanist if one fell into her garden and proved their skill

>>38413198
Man no.
Boy, yes

>>38413171
thats my hagwife

>>38413198
This. Most of the cast consists out of youkai that are either too sociopathic or too dumb to marry.

>>38416266
>that are either too sociopathic or too dumb to marry
Or to not kill dumb anons on sight if they get too cocky.

>>38413336
>defeat me in unarmed combat first
You typed this with your arms, didn't you?

>>38414087
I don't normally wish I were younger but damn I really do right now
>>38416505
I'll take them off right before the fight.

>>38416266
cutesokyo is the correct interpretation

>>38413329
>>38413336
You're not in Gensokyo.

>>38416498
Well, yeah. Most anons would probably end up in several pieces if they ended up in Gensokyo.

>>38416959
Nobody has sex in cutesokyo. It's basically a pre school tv show.

>>38413198
Why wouldn't Yuuka marry someone? She's not an American femnazi who needs to be a strong independent women to protect herself from all the potential rapist males out there. She probably grabs a man that catches her eye and makes them her husband every time one dies.

>>38417166
>Nobody has sex in cutesokyo. It's basically a pre school tv show.
You still get a modicum of fan service in those shows because they know their target audience isn't fully comprised of children

>>38418147
>a man that catches her eye
Key point.
100% of anons that are not me don't have a chance of getting married in Gensokyo.

>>38418282
We don't acknowledge the big friends.

ReiMari

>>38416266
Rumia is very smart after hearing that she can relax all day as i cook and bring her food and that she get fat and stay pregnant till i die

>>38413171
>all 2hus are 100% straight
Everyone but Marisa

Our temporary existence here on Earth is purely training to prepare us for Gensokyo. For example, we are forced to at least try to get along with people so different from us for that reason, we need to be ready to deal with a different creature a day.
Also, if you die a virgin, hardly any girl will be interested in you there.

>>38421463
>hardly any girl will be interested in you there
No girl is interested in me here, so that doesn't bother me much.

>>38421518
Anon, you need to work on this. I'm sure you're a nice guy, you just need a little more confidence. I'm not telling you to change for a woman, I'm telling you to realize and be proud of the amazing person you are, because this is very attractive!

>>38421584
not him, i like the sentiment, but that's a little too many words, picrel would do well

>>38421731
Sorry I'm a little drunk

>>38421584
Thanks, anon. I'll try my best.

>>38421518
>>>/fit/

>>38421584
That isn’t going to get girls interested in him though

>>38423626
Fuck girls, anon deserves happiness in his life

>>38413171
Has anyone ever done an idea where because of the incredibly skewed gender ratio men are treated as sacred cows in Gensokyo and are expected to have more than one partner.

>>38421463
I will try so hard in this life to be worthy of holding Yukari's hand.

>>38425573
Sorry, anon... I'm already in this position :(
But we have a daughter, she is a very sweet girl, I can introduce you to her if you want :)

>>38427056
I know you're lying because you're not dead and there's no internet in Gensokyo

>>38413171
That man? Me.

>>38418147
>Why wouldn't Yuuka marry someone?
Why would she? She probably thinks less of humans than we think of, say, a bug.

>>38418282
Well, yes. But no sex, ever.

>>38425287
Yes.

Then the actual manga confirmed there is no such thing and the human village has men a plenty.

>>38427459

>you're not dead
This is relative

>there's no internet in Gensokyo
You are underestimating my nigga Nitori

>>38427459
Satellite waves should be able to penetrate the barrier so I'm sure you can get internet there. I mean that's how Hatate's phone camera is implied to work.

>>38439283
Yukari owns a smartphone

>10000 years old and still unmarried
Hahaha what a bunch of unwanted hags ahahahaha

What gen is Yukari anyway?

>>38414087
green milk...

>>38445433
Reminds me that Sumi can upload her pics to twitter while fighting people.

>>38445546
She is 17

>>38421463
Marisa is the straightest 2hu, she actually has a man that she looks up to and has an associated past with.