/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38303206
That's a good thing. Gensokyo, the actual canon Gensokyo, is hell on earth. It's North Korea by way of a animal reserve.

>>38303206
Mount Tengu and rural Nagano Prefecture. If it's real I will find it.

>>38303206
but i am here right now...

>>38303206
I only want to enter Gensokyo if everyone looks like ke-ta's 2hus

>>38303206
I'm fine where i am honestly. I'd only consider enter Gensokyou if I had the Power to defend myself.

>>38303206
I don't see why the average human would ever wanna go there. Maybe if you had magic or some shit. After all, the youkai have an eat-on-sight policy for outsider humans, right?

>>38306071
Some Humans do decide to stay in Gensokyo, it rarely goes well. But I guess it's preferable to the French Foreign Legion.

> the youkai have an eat-on-sight policy for outsider humans,
Somewhat. You might be kept around for entertainment first before getting eaten/de-anus-balled.

>>38303206
Fuck Gensokyo.

>>38306462
CEO of Reddit.

>>38306462
Yes. As in Gensokyo should be invaded, Youkai enslaved, and used to produce a master race of Half Humans to rule over humanity.

The CIA is working on it as we speak.

Places like Eientei seem nice but I wouldn’t want to live in Gensokyo at all.

>>38303206
Imagine you enter Gensokyo and find you waifu, but she's 3dpd.

>>38306554
All Touhou characters are 100% 3dpd. Literally immoral thieves, sociopaths, and assholes.

good. i dont want to be raped by monsters

>>38306848
too late, the youkai are going to invade the outside world, enslave humanity and futa rape your asshole

>>38303206
you don't tell me what to do. now i'm fucking going there.

>>38306848
The rape is the only part of getting caught by a Youkai though.

>>38306894
Nah. If they could, they would have done so already.

>>38306554
If they still had their personalities, I'd be fine with that.
If they had the personalities of 3DPD women, then it'd be a problem.

>>38307226
How the fuck are their personalities not 3DPD women in canon?

>>38307648
They become friends with people they fight. When two 3D women fight, they tend to be very unforgiving towards each other.
Sanae is a hard working girl that wants nothing more than for her Goddess to be worshiped.
Kogasa is an optimistic girl that tries to find a purpose in life even after being thrown away like trash.
Alice will offer shelter to people who get lost in the forest.
Marisa is very friendly and tries to get along with everyone.

>>38307813
>They become friends with people they fight

>>38307813
>They become friends with people they fight.
Even ignoring what the other anon pointed out: You shouldn't take the fights too seriously.

>Sanae is a hard working girl that wants nothing more than for her Goddess to be worshiped.
She also wants to become a Goddess herself like all woman.

>Kogasa is an optimistic girl that tries to find a purpose in life even after being thrown away like trash.
She literally only cares about scaring people for the most part.

>Alice will offer shelter to people who get lost in the forest.
She's mentioned as being very autistic and unpleasant to be around when she does.

>Marisa is very friendly and tries to get along with everyone.
She's a thief and most likely a slut.

>>38308112
>most likely a slut
What part of "pure maiden" you do not understand? You wanna get slugged, punk?

>>38308112
>She's a thief and most likely a slut.

>>38307949
comics aren't canon actually.

>>38308112
>She also wants to become a Goddess herself like all woman.
And unlike all women, she works hard for it instead of demanding other people to treat her like a goddess.
>She literally only cares about scaring people for the most part.
She's a great blacksmith. She wants to scare people because that's what she thinks youkai are supposed to do.
>She's mentioned as being very autistic and unpleasant to be around when she does
I'd rather spend an hour listening to Alice talking about making tiny dresses and stuffing her dolls full of gunpowder than talk to a boring 3d woman for 5 minutes.
>She's a thief and most likely a slut.
She usually only steals low value stuf, unlike 3d women who steal half of everything you own.
And she is pure, which is another difference between her and 3d women.

>>38310711
Big if true, can you point me to a source for that?

>>38308112
>She also wants to become a Goddess herself like all woman.
what is wrong with wanting to be a divine being? you act like only women want that.

>>38306071
You're not even safe as a villager if youre retarded enough to step in the dangerous zones without companions, I don't think undworlders give a shit

>>38310711
>comics aren't canon actually
For context, that youkai was an innocent passerby, and Marisa let her go initially. Reimu didnt.

>>38310866
>she works hard for it instead of demanding other people to treat her like a goddess.
She still demands other people threat her like a goddess.

> She wants to scare people because that's what she thinks youkai are supposed to do.
That is peak 3D.

>I'd rather spend an hour listening to Alice talking about making tiny dresses and stuffing her dolls full of gunpowder than talk to a boring 3d woman for 5 minutes.
She just doesn't talk at all.

>She usually only steals low value stuf,
I'm pretty sure she has Excalibur lying around her home.

>And she is pure
The girl that lives alone in a forest. Do you really think that?

>>38314514
> I'm pretty sure she has Excalibur lying around her home.
I thought she had that Sword used to kill Orochi

>>38314960
Point being: She's got a lot of good valuable stuff lying around like the thieving harlot she is.

>>38307226
>single mother Marisa
>bpd Reimu
>dog mom yukari
>slut Reisen
>tatooed cirno
Ruin other 2hus for /jp/.

>>38315740
who are you quoting?

>>38314991
She doesn't steal all of them. She, much like Rinnosuke, gathers a lot if shit she find when flying around Gensokyo. But yeah she is a Theaf

>>38306524
> Eientei
> Nice
I'd rather not be surrounded by Lunarians or Tewi and her shames thank you very much.

>>38311336
We should all take a moment and be thankful for spell card rules, who knows how many windows-era touhous would have met their fate at her hands without them.

>>38316063
what's wrong with lunarians

>>38314514
You're delusional.

>>38315740
>dog mom yukari
How the fuck is this worse than canon "Literally a child serial killer" Yukari.

>>38316212
He is smart. He distrusts the Himes and their teachers.

>>38317028
The village should set up a neighborhood watch to protect all the innocent children from her.

>>38316063
Hanging out with Kaguya seems like fun.

>>38330739
This hag needs to be raped by adult men until she stops going after children.

>>38330739
Nah. She mostly targets outsider children.

>>38306554
i once had a dream with Akyuu and she looked Japanese with black hair instead of purple, she was not ugly at all.

>>38308112
>She's mentioned as being very autistic and unpleasant to be around when she does.
kinda hot

>>38314514
>She just doesn't talk at all.
even better

>>38331703
In my dream I bullied her for being a virgin for so long in her current reincarnation until I reduced her to tears.

>>38303206
lol

>>38303206
Gas The Hakurei
Gas The Youkai
Save The Kappa

>>38303206
>daily reminder you'll never visit a third world country
Uh? Ok?

>>38305508
>disgusting moriya novelty store

Who gave Reimu access to a computer and why is she on 4chan?

>>38303206
>This Reimu
PCB-PoFV was the peak of ZUN's art.

>>38355430
It really wasn't

>>38315740
fatass yuyuko

So, are outsiders still a thing in the current lore?

>>38374145
So normal Yuyuko, then?

>>38376053
yes? why the fuck wouldnt they be

>>38378593
Mostly because of panels like this indicating the human villagers literally have no clue there even is a outside world.

>>38380594
>about why hardly any folk live outside the village.
Anon I think your reading comprehension is low. He obviously means within Gensokyo, not the entire goddamn world. Hardly any humans live outside the Human Village in Gensokyo

>>38381255
I guess? Do they even know about the barrier? In that case, how are these suspicions mere rumors? Why else do they think there is a giant barrier preventing them from leaving?

>>38381255
If he meant Gensokyo, then I find it odd he would call such things "mere rumors". I mean, why else would he think the Hakurei Barrier exists but to create a land for Youkai?

>>38382900
He's right, but not in the way he thinks he is. He likely doesn't know they eat the human village's fear and the outsiders are reserved for actual consumption. Wonder how his view on youkai would change if he knew that

>>38382988
Probably.

>Wonder how his view on youkai would change if he knew that
If he doesn't keep quite he would probably find himself disappearing without a trace. Otherwise, I Imagine he would probably be wary of Youkai but secretly relieved that they at least aren't on the menu. Human village already seems to threat outsiders pretty well, and it's not like he could do anything about their circumstance.

>>38382988
>Wonder how his view on youkai would change if he knew that
If he doesn't keep quite he would probably find himself disappearing without a trace. Otherwise, I Imagine he would probably be wary of Youkai but secretly relieved that they at least aren't on the menu. Human village already seems to threat outsiders pretty well, and it's not like he could do anything about their circumstance.