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Let her in.

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>> No.38368461
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>> No.38368477
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Hooves,Horns and Horny!

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>>38368461

>> No.38368492

>>38368439
Nah, she not wearing proper ppe

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>>38368461

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>>38368461
All monsters are best lolified, especially loli liches

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>>38368461
One more!

>> No.38368520

>>38368499
Nah, u just wrong

>> No.38368537
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First for loli wives
I love my wife.
https://files.catbox.moe/wn4uvc.png
>>38368486
heretic

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>>38368537
if heresy is wrong, why does it feel so right?

>> No.38368575
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>>38368555
I don't mind adult bapho as long as you include the most important part

>> No.38368608

>>38368555
Whenever I see this picture, I imagine Bapho is the aunt and Satyros is the niece.

>> No.38368612
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>ywn be raped by a big bad wolf
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95648346
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95648292 (please ignore the hyena)

>> No.38368674

>>38368439
No, I won't let her in, this is my house

>> No.38368725

>>38368674
OUR house now
-your future wife,probably

>> No.38368738
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>>38368499
The classy tall types make for top tier lolis.

>> No.38368756

>>38368725
>OUR HOUSE
No commie is gonna get my house while I am still breathing. I aMA A RED BLOOED AMERICAN AND COMMIES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!1!1!

>> No.38368772
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I signed up for a (semi)marathon next summer. Only 7 months of training time left, wish me luck and pray the aroma of my sweaty balls won't drive the more sensitive-nosed runners too wild.

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>>38368756
We have eagles if you prefer.

>> No.38368806

>>38368772
>local anon gets raped during marathon

>> No.38368814

>>38368806
But did he finish?

>> No.38368823
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I want to betray the hero's party after months of fighting together as friends and assert the dominance of monsters over our world!

>> No.38368826

>>38368814
YUPINSIDE

>> No.38368835

>>38368826
Many times!

>> No.38368855

>>38368439
So Ace Pilot Anon and his Fighter Jet Automaton Wife are one of the greatest pilots to ever grace the skies. But what about ace pilots of the Order's Airforce (or "Aerospace Force" as that other anon puts it.) Like for example: Purple 26 or Lenny Falkner, aka: "Duo Tail Fairy". Or what about that Legendary "Moby 2"?

>> No.38368861

>>38368823
I want to be the guy that gets instantly beaten at the start of the game so that the hero can have somebody to mourn, I hope it's to a Holstaur or a Minotaur.

>> No.38368894
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>>38368806
>local anon gets raped during marathon
>earlier today, a local marathon turned into a local orgy
>witnesses reported that it started as the race began and anon set off the monsters hunt and rape instincts
>as anon ran, his sweat attracted more and more monsters until being cornered by a cow and dogpiled by his chasers
>"he was a good runner, im sure hes a good father too" reported one jinko taking a break from the orgy
>we expect a rise in baby bumps in the coming months, stay tuned for the post orgy cuddles and interviews

>> No.38368900

>>38368823
nah, i'd most likely just never meet those fags and just do merc work for monsters which is mostly thinly veiled prostitution

>> No.38368913

>>38368861
I want to be common guard trapped in a supply closet with my heroine childhood friend who secretly betrayed the order to get me and will use my cock to become a monstergirl.

>> No.38368915

>>38368855
Then there's the famous pair of Alps, Tom and Val.

>> No.38368916

>>38368894
A single anon impregnated an entire marathon of monsters? are you sure this was not a harem setup?

>> No.38368937

>>38368823
i will be the anon who takes the lethal attack from a boss,dies,and later gets resurrected by a lich to live happily after

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>>38368894
Allowing men to participate in races was a mistake.

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>>38368439

>> No.38368951
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>>38368861
>enter the starting zone, a windswept plain with rolling green fields and gentle hills
>party leader takes a few steps, triggers a random battle
>three level one holstaurs appear
>scripted event occurs and all three cows attack you, his childhood friend from the nearby village
>knocked out instantly
>tearful goodbye to your oldest companion as the cows descend on you
>he continues the journey with vengence in his heart, his last memory of you being buried under a pile of huge, milky tits
>meanwhile you're loving life with three new holstaur wives

>> No.38369004

>>38368915
>"Anyone I do not like in particular Alps!"

Come on now. Can you think of something else better. What if such people are really heterosexual? I thought Alp-ing only happens if the person is LGBT-Q-I-A-what-ever-letter-they-add?

>> No.38369025

>>38369004
It's just a joke on how gay Top Gun is, I have nothing against crazy stunt-making scientology man or the dude who sang for The Doors.

>> No.38369029

>>38368537
Does she cut you with her scythe a lot?

>> No.38369057

>>38369004
its LGBTQQIP2SAA
lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, intersex, pansexual, two-spirit (2S), androgynous and asexual.

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>>38368439

>> No.38369088
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>Marry lilim
>her sisters invite themselves over to see their new brother in law

>> No.38369139

>>38369088
>they never see my face cause only my wife can see that
>I always cover it with a mask or something like that

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>>38369088
That family must be hell

>> No.38369154

>>38369088
>Reclusive lilim that just enjoys studying magic
>'tastefully' chubby
>Hires you out to go and collect relics from across the world for her to study
>Slowly bonds over time with you.
>Eventually you two decide to share a bed together, relaxing in the after glow.....
>And then one of her sisters just teleports into the room to congratulate her on getting a guy much to her increasing embaressment

>> No.38369155

>>38369139
>cover your face with a mask cause you love your wife
>mask is always a silly face cause you love to embarrass your wife

>> No.38369169

>>38369088
why is she not happy?

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>>38369029
No, but she does ride on my shoulders a lot.

>> No.38369246

>>38369169
>now i have to visit my family instead of spending time on my hobbies or hubby,goddam

>> No.38369253

>>38369155
>Lilim has a very serious speech that she is giving her generals
>She is so absorbed in her speech that she doen't see me
>I quietly walk in behind her and start doing funny stuff and changing out my mask for funnier and funnier faces
>The generals are about to crack
>Then I pull out the rubber chicken

>> No.38369309

>>38369088
i pretend to be a lovedoll to make my lilim wife look she needs some help

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>>38368439

>> No.38369379

>>38369355
What does the fox say?

>> No.38369392
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Pregnant monsters

>> No.38369394

>>38369379
squeeze her mofu to find out

>> No.38369404

>>38369379
kon kon

>> No.38369409

>>38369392
The optimal state for a monster to be in.

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Do you let your future wife catch you easily or will tease her with some hunting game?

>> No.38369448

>>38369435
she would literally pop out the ground, grab me and take me to her den

>> No.38369506
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It is dangerous to drink slime? what if you accidently swallow some of her juice while having kinky fun? or if she decides that transforming into your drink is a good prank

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>>38369084
Stop crossposting, please.

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>be salaryman in MGC
>have to walk by Sabbath lodge on the way to work
>Baph girl has taken to hanging around outside about the time you're coming home
>likes to catcall you
>"hey mister, wanna come inside and play?!"
>you laugh it off as it's kinda cute, but you've never seriously considered it, you prefer momsters
>over time the flirting gets more and more aggressive, sometimes downright mean
>"hey loser, walking home alone again, I see!"
>just ignore her now
>after a particularly stressful day at work, you're walking past the lodge
>"Hey there old man!"
>"please miss, not today"
>"what'sa matter? Can't handle a little girl like me, you virgin!"
>something in you snaps
>grab her by the wrist, she shuts up
>pull her into an alley
>rip down your pants, pull her underwear aside, and impale her on your cock
>that ought to teach this brat to respect adults
>regret the act immediately after you've satisfied yourself
>she follows you home that night, refusing to let go of your hand
>big smile on her face, she won't stop going on about how happy she is to have found a husband
>after a few weeks the bratty attitude has mostly been overwritten by a submissive and doting wife
>still looks like a fucking kid though
>despite this bitch basically tricking you into "marrying" her, you can't help but admit you've become attached, and you're glad she's in your life
>plus she uses megamorph on herself all the time to fulfill your mommy fantasies

>> No.38369535

>>38369506
she can just crawl out no problem if she needs to.
but as long as she has access to more biomass, and her core is intact, she'll be fine even if you eat her jelly.

>> No.38369539

>>38369233
Fellow loli thigh enjoyer, I see.

>> No.38369567
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>>38369515
>oh no, the same picture saved from the same external website by different people has the same filename! stop the presses
also, why do you have that other thread open? hmm?? might you be another one craving a monsterboatgirl wife???

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>>38369535
the though of eating slime just freaks the hell out of me for some reason,i always think slimes are delicate or something because they are pure liquid

>> No.38369628

>>38369515
and here i thought he posted here because he had nowhere else to go.
guess i gave him too much credit.

>> No.38369632

>>38369521
>can't handle a little girl like me
Correct

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>>38369567
>Same picture saved from the same external website by different people has the same filename
When you save images from 4chan or other imageboards, they will be renamed. You can't fool me.

>> No.38369673

>>38369515
KAN-SEN by Kenkou Cross when?

>> No.38369713

>>38369521
I'm imagining sabbath girls smoking cigarettes while they harass men coming home from work. Must be awkward to have the bapho that made lewd motions at you the week before trying to sell you sabbath scout cookies

>> No.38369728

>>38369713
if you go behind the sabbath buildings you can find jaded familiars taking their smoke break

>> No.38369731

>>38368951
>married Anon sometimes shows up for comedic effect
>talking and hanging out with the MC who's still mourning him
>MC is also friend with the wives now

>> No.38369753

>>38369728
It just hasn't been the same for sabbath tobacco companies since the demon mothers for decency board made it so they couldn't advertise in magical girl shows

>> No.38369758

>>38369713
I actually considered writing she was on her smoke break, but it doesn't fit Sabbath's "act like little girls" shtick. Plus, smoking is gross.

>> No.38369766

>>38369656
that's why i said "different people" and "same external website". like, for example, Twitter, where the artist posted the picture, and where the two different anonyms, one who posts here and another who posts on the other thread, got it from.

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>>38369728
>jaded familiars
this will not do, time to take them all home and make them smile again

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>>38369769
Yup, I don't even like flatties but familiars are not allowed to be sad

>> No.38369794

>>38369656
Also, if two people took a picture from Pixiv or Twitter, I would never believe that they would post that picture on two different boards 20 minutes apart.

>> No.38369852

>>38369309
>Lilim wife brags to all her sisters that she found a husband before all of them
>Invites them over to show you off
>Take potion of breath allowing you to hold your breath for hours
>Take potion of relaxation making all your muscles go numb and limp
>Tell lilim wife you’re going to take a nap before her sisters show up
>Potions take effect as you lay down
>When her sisters show up she tries to call you downstairs to no avail
>Just plays it off you’re sleeping and brags about how cute you are when you’re napping
>Opens door to see you sitting up on the bed limp and lifeless
>Your lilim wife shakes you attempting to wake you
>Lilim sisters try to hold back their laughter over their sister falling in love with a love doll
>Ask her if she needs a visit to Ms. Flayer
>Kicks her sisters out and yells at you for embarrassing her
>The punishment 24 hrs of edging then 24 hrs of creampies

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>>38369758
>Let's go onii-chan, smokes.

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short men BELONG to tall onis

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Around slimes,never relax

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>>38369435
Me hunting her. Then her turning tables on me, by jumping and draining me. Then me turning tables yet again, by doming her.

>> No.38369935

>>38369852
fucking worth it, i'd also make a fake box to really sell the fact that she fell for a sex doll

>> No.38369938

>>38369758
smoking is something only older people do now. Like the generation before being addicted to meth.
I wonder what our addiction will be, hopefully cooler than a social media addiction.

>> No.38369945

>>38369853
I got that reference.

>> No.38369986

>>38369938
marijuana alraune addiction

>> No.38370014

>>38369916
I really like the idea of being teased/mocked my a monster girl in a sexual way but at the same time I think I'd just get really depressed if they actually did it.

>> No.38370026

>>38369916
Oh no, he's low level.

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>> No.38370053

>>38370043
>bug collectin'
byeah

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>>38370014
> I think I'd just get really depressed if they actually did it.
at that point she has already claimed you,wouldn't you be happy to have obtained a wife?
>>38370026
Melee focused characters tend to be weak late game compared to wizards

>> No.38370065

>>38370043
Wholesome and lewd!

>> No.38370084

>>38369852
>while she shakes me
>recorded lines play
>very lewd
>and very embarrassing

>> No.38370110

>>38370084
Make sure to repeat the same one multiple times.

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I'm going to surprise my Hellhound wife by wearing a collar and leash around my neck!
She's fairly composed so it will be ok

>> No.38370128

>>38370110
>pomf, what we are gonna do on the bed?

>> No.38370142

>>38369852
>24 hrs of edging then 24 hrs of creampies
>punishment

>> No.38370147

>>38369852
>The punishment 24 hrs of edging then 24 hrs of creampies
Jokes on her,i am into that shit

>> No.38370149

>>38369309
also a fun strategy to use against cheshire-san.
are you real or just a figment of her imagination?

>> No.38370153

>>38370128
>"Pomf, what are we gonna do on the bed?"
>"P-please be gentle..."
>"Pomf, what are we gonna do on the bed?"
>"Pomf, what are we gonna do on the bed?"
>"I love you!"
>"Pomf, what are we gonna do on the bed?"

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>>38369435
My wife is extremely powerful and knows a lot of people. I probably won't even know she's cornered me until it's too late. She'll turn me into a good little trophy husband for her!

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>>38368439

>> No.38370173

>>38369435
Hunting for sure. Adds spice to life and I'm sure she'd like a challenge.

>> No.38370184

>>38370174
All of those outfits are nice.

>> No.38370186

>>38370149
just imagine messing with her as in you get up and move to a different place before she wakes up

>> No.38370187

>>38370014
yeah but i also like the idea of being repeatedly hip-checked into submission by a succ

>> No.38370188

the local hag keeps making obscene gestures to me when I go out in the morning

>> No.38370189

>>38370054
>wouldn't you be happy to have obtained a wife?
Yes, but I would also be really bitter if she went too far.

>> No.38370198

>>38370188
pretty easy fix, make those gestures back and dress like a massive slut. Also act aggresive. She'll surely get scared and run off

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>Surprise penis inspection day!

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>>38369539
One day I want to have her use a Doppelgänger Potion and be surrounded by squishy loli thighs.
T o T

>> No.38370218

>>38368537
>tail modesty curtain
i'm into it.

>> No.38370219

>>38370189
anon you may be abit too prideful

>> No.38370223

i wonder, what would monsterified lsd do?

>> No.38370231

>>38368499
couldn't be more wrong. some loli monsters are top tier, but only if they are made into non-lolis.

>> No.38370236

>>38368823
Why not just join a party of monsters?

>> No.38370239

>>38370223
Imperial star destroyer?

>> No.38370242

>>38370239
LSD

>> No.38370244
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>>38370188
go to church
the sisters would be glad to hear your grievances and relieve your frustrations

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Would you like to relax with a squirrel and her squirrels in the forest?

>> No.38370255

>>38370174
>3 dragons arrive at Anon's door
>only polite to invite them all in
>they all make it plain they like Anon
>Anon cant begin to decide
>they all look disappointed that nobody is getting picked
>Anon's waifu walks in and suggests a game of Twister and maybe some drinks to break the ice
>3 dragons are relaxed
>Anon doesnt have to make difficult decisions
>nobody gets upset that another dragon got picked instead of them
>Thank the DL, Black unicorns are the best unicorns

>> No.38370260

>>38370242
just have an alraune weed garden

>> No.38370279

>>38370223
>wut du?
Open portals to Wonderland

>> No.38370298

>>38370279
so i can give one to my bitchy dragon boss and make her chill and become a jabberwock?

>> No.38370325

>>38370298
>harried Anon puts mon-acid in his bitchy boss' teacup friday afternoon
>dont know what happened over the weekend but she calls Anon into her office first thing monday morning
>lifts the hem of her OL skirt
>there's an "Eat Me" tag hanging off her pantsu

>> No.38370327

>>38370298
yeah but it wears off later

>> No.38370344

>>38370327
but what is done is done

>> No.38370362
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38370362

>>38370231
Actually, the truth is the other way around

>> No.38370373

>>38370298
>>38370325
>just wanted to make chill out
>now you have to fuck her
>anon can never catch a break

>> No.38370375

>>38370344
>she gets pregnant
>gives birth to jabberwock

>> No.38370383

>>38370362
Wow, suddenly she looks cute.

>> No.38370396

>>38370219
Entirely possible, but that won't stop me.
Might also be having a bit of an inferiority complex but I'm not gonna psychoanalyze myself.

>> No.38370400

wonderland bogie, the clown one

>> No.38370413

>>38370362
'lolicons' never cease to confuse, sadden and worry me

>> No.38370423

>>38370255
>3 drinks and 2 rounds of Twister later
>one Dragon complains that its not fair, other Dragon is in shortshorts and her dress keeps snagging on horns while trying to stretch to Green-LeftFoot
>Anon's waifu calmly suggests that Naked Twister would be a lot fairer for everybody
>great idea, but the next game only lasts half a round of turns...
>next morning over breakfast everybody agrees that Black corn first-waifus are the best waifus.

>> No.38370435
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38370435

>> No.38370446
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>>38370413
Why would you ruin such a sexy smoke hobo by making her flat

>> No.38370448
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38370448

I woke up one day and my kobold suddenly looks like this.
Should I be worried?

>> No.38370453

>>38370435
oh gosh shes pregnant

>> No.38370460

>>38370446
i dont know
thats why they never cease to confuse, sadden and worry me

>> No.38370468

>>38370448
She just got spicy

>> No.38370470

>>38370446
>ruin
Flat is sexy too

>> No.38370487

>>38370470
but the picture he was talking about looked like an actual child, not just a flat girl. flat is fine, a child is not.

>> No.38370502

Here comes the puritan

>> No.38370511

>>38370400
What would they be like?

>> No.38370523

>>38370487
>looked like an actual child, not just a flat girl
UOOOHHHH

>> No.38370530

Loli is fine, idc. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. But incest is the worst. I knew a family where 10 year old kid killed himself because his mother diddled him.
That shit is straight up evil.

>> No.38370566

>>38370448
Worried? Heck no.

>> No.38370585
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>>38369392
Yeees.

>> No.38370589

>>38370250
Only if this one isn't the nosy gossiping type.

>> No.38370625
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38370625

>>38368439

>> No.38370647

>>38370487
They aren't actual children they are drawings and they are drawings of monsters. Even in universe monsters reach adulthood by age 10 at the latest. You don't have to like loli but If you are going normalfag, do it somewhere else. It's retarded to have a anti loli tantrum on /jp/ of all places.

>> No.38370668

I am a human male supporter of the haggath.

>> No.38370681

>>38370511
extra lewd with their punishments. i'd also imagine even thiccer than normal and will be hounding any anon unlucky enough to be in one paths for naughtiness

>> No.38370692
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38370692

>>38370585

>> No.38370699

Enormous monstergirls who can pick me up and cuddle me like I'm their teddy bear

>> No.38370717

>>38370668
>>38370699
i agree, I want a haggath that is filled with monsters who are extra thicc and tall that view me like a very cute pet

>> No.38370839

Desperate Christmas Cake monsters who never managed to snag a man; either because they are incredibly shy or because they never had the opportunity.
I will approach one, get to know her, hug and comfort her, and won't pursue her any further. I will be her shoulder to lean on, but I won't attempt to romance her. I want to see her reaction and what she'll do.

>> No.38370860

>>38370839
that is a good way to end up very brutally raped until you can't think aside for sex

>> No.38370877
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38370877

>>38370239
Yes

>> No.38370883

>>38370502
>Dont fuck kids
>Here comes the puritan
Anon?

>> No.38370892

i love monsters who ask for consent!

>> No.38370901
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38370901

>>38370883
Monster girl lolis are legal and much cuter than anything else on offer.

>> No.38370905

>>38370892
consent is my number one fetish.

>> No.38370910

>>38369521
>baph gets pregnant
>nine months later
>UOOOOHHH DAUGHTER CUTE DAUGHTER PRECIOUS MUST PROTECT UOOOHHH
>honey that was funny the first time you don't need to keep doing it

>> No.38370950

>>38370647
Yeah, I kind of forgot where I was. My bad. It still bothers me, but I'll keep quiet.

>> No.38370957
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38370957

>>38370901
>Cuter
and once again, the faggot lied.

>> No.38370964

>>38370892
i hate monsters who do, if you wanna rape me, don't ask me. I'll just tell you no

>> No.38370971

>>38370957
The cute paws, hair, and legs are just making you think the adult body is cute too. See past and overcome that.

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>>38370964
What if they announce the rape beforehand?

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38370993

>>38370971
I have more. You are wrong on ever level.

>> No.38371004

>>38370992
only if they got me in their grasp if not, i'll just run to make the rape better

>> No.38371010

>>38370992
Monsters can't rape you if you refuse.

>> No.38371014

What happens if I int drain a wurm?

>> No.38371028

>>38371010
It's a very strange route to go with that KC removed all idea of consent in favor of predestination, but he did. So they can rape you because you're all stuck in thrall of a higher power.

>> No.38371029

>>38369057
No one cares, they're all mentally ill and unwelcome on this (or any other) board

>> No.38371031

>>38371014
Theres a class 5 reality failure gap in a 6 kilometer radius around her. Reality breaks, and a dimension of the maddened lusty dreams she has of you consume the hole in the world.

>> No.38371033

>>38371014
rebound occurs and wurmy becomes even smarter than the oldest hakutaku

>> No.38371048

>>38371033
>chuuni wurm becomes machiavellian evil genius
Oh no!?

>> No.38371054
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38371054

>>38370993
Doubt it

>> No.38371062

>>38371028
It's a joke.

>> No.38371076

I love monsters that go through all the proper steps of love and romance before marriage!
I love both of us experiencing the joy of virgin sex on our wedding night!

>> No.38371077
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>>38371062
Rape is NOT something you joke about.

>> No.38371097

>>38371048
>becomes a CEO and absolutely destroy tanukis in business who underestimate her

>> No.38371101

>>38371077
But I was begging for it, officer. Can you let my wife now?

>> No.38371126

>>38371077
Rape in the marriage doesn't exist. If you dress like a whore, expect to be used like one. If he came to his rapist then itsn't rape anymore. Got any more points for me to disprove?

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38371142

>>38371054
I don't. This image is cuter. Far cuter. Yours is not cute at all. She looks unwell.

>> No.38371148

>>38371077
Glad bri'ish monster girls understand.

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>>38371126

>> No.38371166

>>38371149
he dressed exposing his collarbone, his arms, hid his mouth, and is dressed like a nurse. DO I HAVE TO GO ON?

>> No.38371167

>>38371149
when the portals open us spamming these memes is going to get so many of us doxxed and raped.

>> No.38371197

>>38371142
Ushis were made to be overpowered, pinned and mating pressed, in fact all monsters are made to be dominated and you can’t disprove that

>> No.38371207

>>38371197
shut it, turtle

>> No.38371209

>>38371197
lol have fun getting gangraped and husbando'd

>> No.38371219

>>38371209
it does sound likes TONS of funs

>> No.38371220
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>>38371166
This one is indisputable

>> No.38371238

>>38371220
that is just flirting and you can say no with your mouth but your body is always more honest

>> No.38371246

Human men were designed to fertilize huge mermaid clutches

>> No.38371259

human men were made to cum inside dog girls

>> No.38371305

I love Mindflayers.
They are the best.

>> No.38371309 [DELETED] 

>>38371259
That's just white guys

>> No.38371320

>>38371305
anon, blink twice if you are not currently getting mindmolested by a flayer

>> No.38371322
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>>38370423
And thats why KC gave us the BlackWhorse and the SmokeNuri
>for when Anon cant decide which dragon waifu to pick
>and so the other 2 will never have to get upset Anon chose wrong

>> No.38371324
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38371324

I want to larp as a knight and be humoured by actual monstergirl knights

>> No.38371340
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>>38371305
Correct.

>> No.38371358

Name the best green monster (that isn't greenworm).

>> No.38371359

>>38370877
Not a Boatfag, so a few curious questions:
So do all the guns fire off when Anon comes in her?
I suppose any position except standing face-face is pretty much impossible?
HTF does she fit in Anon's kitchen to make Anon a sammich afterwards? Or does it just pop out from her 'galley' somewhere?

>> No.38371365

i wanna be a traveling artist while wearing a gasmask in MGE just to see the reaction
>>38371358
wurm

>> No.38371369

>>38371358
Orc

>> No.38371370

>>38371010
It's not rape unless you do refuse... at first.

>> No.38371378

>>38371077
Agreed, all Anons seriously need to be raped as seriously as possible.

>> No.38371382
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I want to walk up to a big, scary aggressive monstergirl and tell her to lean down so I can pet her and scratch behind her ears

>> No.38371386

>>38371358
Tentacle

>> No.38371400

>>38371358
>other 'best' green:
S-Lime

>> No.38371430

Did you know that being a serf in the middle ages meant you were tied to the land not "owned" by your lord? This means that it is not acceptable for the Kejourou duchesses daughters to extract their "toll" without your consent.

>> No.38371448

>>38371430
You oviously missed the great reorganization by Sheryl Silverstien.
Those tanukis know how to write a law.

>> No.38371460

>>38371322
I'm picturing Anon riding up to the Order invaders threatening MGC
>just one puny worn-out Anon on his black horse waifu
>they start to laugh and ready their weapons
>then Anon's 3 secondary waifus appear overhead...

>> No.38371480

>>38371460
The order don't attack people like that.

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38371594

>>38371358
greenwurm

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>>38371305
mm yes squid tiddy

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see spot run

>> No.38371605

>>38371480
Nigga you what

>> No.38371617

>>38371197
While I can't disprove it, you can't prove your statement either and the burden of proof is on you.

>> No.38371629

>>38371359
> *Space-boat.
The same questions still apply.

>> No.38371650

Would you be disappointez if you found out KC was an antifeminist in real life?

>> No.38371652

>>38371029
Leave me alone, all i did was point trivial shit out hours ago

>> No.38371654

>>38371605
It's true. Most order forces pretty much give up on first contact because cute monster girls are clearly harmless. No, it doesn't make sense. The order doesn't make sense.

>> No.38371664

>>38371430
>imagine being a serf
haha, couldn't be me. Dum peasant.

>> No.38371665

If it was rape...why didn't resist that Medusa at all and let her carry you to her lair? This looks consensual to me.

>> No.38371681

>>38371650
What?

>> No.38371685

>>38371600
Kids books for Heckpups:
>see Dick and Jane
>see Spot
>see Spot ignore Jane
>see Spot chase Dick
>see Spot get Dick
>see Spot get dick
Sweet dreams, little Heckpuppers

>> No.38371695

>>38371650
I highly doubt KC is a feminist. I'd rather he be one, but I don't think he is.

>> No.38371700

>>38371664
>he's a slave
Lol

>> No.38371707

>>38371700
>he can't think freely
lolol

>> No.38371725

>>38371695
>I'd rather he be one,
???

>> No.38371742

>>38371695
I think he just hasn't met the right woman yet. Or is actually a MG. The setting is too pro female for him to really hate women, otherwise it would be more about taming monster girls.

>> No.38371743

>>38371359
I imagine boatgirls as being able to shift between three different forms:
>basically human
>human with boat parts
>1:1 boat
I don't know how other people see it but that always made the most sense to me.

>> No.38371745

>>38371650
Define "antifeminist". If you mean opposed to modern feminism, good. If you mean woman-hater, I think MGE would be considerably different in that case.

>> No.38371750

>selling the order weapons that only just make mgs hornier

>> No.38371759

>>38371725
He means MGE feminist. Defending the right to rape.

>> No.38371760

>>38371695
>>38371742
Feminism is anti woman.

>> No.38371767

>>38371760
cope

>> No.38371776
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>>38371358
The original green Night Gaunt.
>Initially I had been thinking to color them green. However a purple color had a better connection with their "night" theme, and within the Cthulhu creatures there were others that I wanted to save green for. Thus in the final form their color was changed to purple.

>> No.38371777

>>38371776
Fuck, that looks so much better.

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38371784

>>38371767
seethe

>> No.38371785

>>38371777
*not to say I don't like the current one, I just prefer this.

>> No.38371792
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38371792

>>38371784
Remain enraged.

>> No.38371793

>>38371777
Eh, I think the purple is better. More fitting for something that prowls around at night

>> No.38371795

>>38371594
Clever disguise, but for what purpose?

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38371803

>>38371776
>within the Cthulhu creatures there were others that I wanted to save green for
Ooh

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38371804

>>38371784
seed

>> No.38371806

>>38371793
Yeah, the purple makes more sense, but I just prefer the green. Weird, considering purple is my favourite colour and I really like purple/pink/black monster girls.

>> No.38371823

>>38371725
I think feminism is good. I am fully aware I do not belong here.

>> No.38371837

>>38371795
free food, who wouldnt feed a greenworm?

>> No.38371854

>>38371795
to get more anons to lower their guard and come closer

>> No.38371855
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>>38371823
If you think feminism is good you haven't been paying attention to the state of the west.

But that's politics, so I will cease immediately.

>> No.38371866

>>38371803
Mindflayers look good in any color.
I find the idea of more 'Cthulhu creatures' exciting, though. Many possibilities. More abyssals, cultists, monsters with a maddening presence, unfortunately named black cat monster girls and maybe some kind of new deep-sea realm?
>>38371795
She craves the munchies. This is the only way.

>> No.38371881

>>38371866
deepones, starspawn, or maybe just flat out dagon will probably be the green ones

>> No.38371886
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38371886

I don't even view monstergirls as women. More like otherworldly creatures that have a deep love and fondness for men and decided to take a complementary form. So I don't subscribe with the whole "demon" thing, at all. The Japs always had a weird take on demons anyways.

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>>38371804
feed

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>>38369506
Nah, it's not dangerous to drink slime. In fact, if they like you, they'll usually encourage it.

>> No.38371929

>>38371886
jesus thats some long hair on the bunyip.

Bunyip husbands probably spend at least a hour a night brushing them

>> No.38371947

>>38371905
>wan
i think chesh-chan broke again

>> No.38371956

>>38371866
To be fair the quote is from the Night Gaunt making of from 2017. It's not some kind of recent announcement. In 2020 when he was talking a lot of chaos monsters for Halloween I saw him say something about how he has ideas but they are a hard concept to design so please be patient.

>> No.38371962

>>38370448
You abused her for denying sex with her.
Nature now took its course and she's evolved to ensure she gets that sex with you like she wanted!

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>>38368439

>> No.38371983

>>38371929
And enjoy every second of it.

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>>38371929
I love long hair. Especially ponytails, ponytails are my weakness. A shame they're hardly ever drawn.

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>>38371947
that tends to happen, you just got to mess with the settings

>> No.38371993
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>>38371905
Need

>> No.38372007

>>38371983
with the amount of excess fluff they'd be shedding you could probably just make all your clothes from your wive's furr, and stuff all your pillows too.

And if your a manlet just grab onto her back and drape her hair over you, bam instantly able to sneak into any venue for the price of 1

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38372017

>>38371984
long hair is the best

>> No.38372019

>>38372007
I'd rather use her hair as a blanket. Held between her tits in the front, covered by her hair in the back.

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38372022

>>38371993
breed

>> No.38372053

>>38371855
Following this messsage, I will do the same. However, anyone who says 'the west' is probably a conservative, and therefore their stance on feminism is probably backup by their schizophrenia dillusions.

>> No.38372055

>>38369916
The knight needs to invest in those "low accuracy but 100% crit rate" moves against metal slimes.

>> No.38372074

>>38372053
go make a thread on /pol/ and fight with them
theyll give you plenty of memes and arguments

>> No.38372076
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>>38371650
He just making paradise for otaku and lonely men (and that's good). I don't think he care about feminism. Honestly, I support his views on MGE .I don't want to be a potential rapist and be ashamed of my gender because some ugly man-looking woman tells me so IRL. I just want to have beloved wife and kids who won't be afraid of me and won't become zombie-victims of propaganda. It's possible only in MGE.

>> No.38372092

i came here to escape this shit anf real life, not to bring it back

>> No.38372102

>>38372092
True, thats kind of my bad. I'll stop.

>> No.38372111
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38372111

>>38372022
Weed

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>>38372076
This is nice
And sad its come to this. I can't help but wonder what KC's life is like sometimes

>> No.38372116
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38372116

The conversation is now about bugs. This is a bug thread.

>> No.38372126

>>38372116
Stop bugging me

>> No.38372127

Cultural exchange meetings between demon realms and Order realms probably have a safety precaution thing where they wear flags to indicate whether one doesn't want to get touched in an inadequate manner or not.
Red means don't sexually harass me
Yellow means you can touch me but only when i'm alone and other preferred conditions.
Green means you can totally do whatever you want to my body in any situation.

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38372128

>>38372116
cool bugs

>> No.38372129

What creatures that don't have a monster girl do you REALLY want a monster girl for? Copyright be damned, I want a xenomorph. Something primal and instictual. Building a hive and all.

>> No.38372137

>>38372076
>Anon has gotten chocolates from 6 different venom using mgs today
>they all dosed theirs with venom and aphrodisiacs.
>time to see what gives out first, their ability to think straight while being railed by a man on horny pcp or anons heart

>> No.38372139
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>>38372111
feed

>> No.38372150

>>38372129
We need a high-level chaos/eldritch girl.

>> No.38372158
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>> No.38372159

>>38372116
po twojej pysznej zupie
nie ruszam dupy z klopa
ta zupa była z mlekiem
na mleko mam alergię

>> No.38372171
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>>38372139
Greed

>> No.38372175

>>38372113
Source for pic? Tried yandex, iqdb, and saucenao.

>> No.38372212
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>>38372116
Bugs are gross. I want soft, warm, fluffy mammals.

>> No.38372229
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>>38372150
Yes

>> No.38372233

>>38372116
i wanna ride a soldier beetle into battle

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>>38372233
First she must be bribed

>> No.38372260

>>38372129
I'm surprised we don't have clam/oyster/etc monster girl yet.

>> No.38372266

>>38372116
Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive.

>> No.38372291
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>>38372266
Based. The only good bug is a preg bug.

>> No.38372294

>>38372252
i dont have apple, i have lots of bacon tho

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>> No.38372304

>>38372150
So the ones mentioned in the shoggoth profile

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>>38372159
Na pewno wybrałeś właściwego posta?

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>> No.38372327

>>38372113
Going off the game update speed I'm thinking he wasn't joking about men becoming only able to think about sex as all hobbies are lowered in importance.

>> No.38372330

>>38372266
She's smarter than you, anon. Be afraid.

>> No.38372331
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Freed

>> No.38372336

If you could combine and mix 2-3 different species of mg's together, what would you make? What does it look like?

>> No.38372355

>>38371142
>She looks unwell
Looks like an especially healthy monstergirl child to me.

>> No.38372359

>>38372327
Are you implying KC is posting from the MGE world?

>> No.38372377

>>38372359
It's the only logical answer.

>> No.38372382

>>38372137
>Venom
>Ingested
Well, at least they were smart enough to also include aphrodisiacs. I'd be too paranoid to eat any chocolates given to me by someone I didn't both know and want to bang, though.

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>>38372377
I hope he's met his waifu by now, even if I'm not a fan of baphs.

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>>38368439

>> No.38372427

I thought KC is married

>> No.38372428
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38372428

Weeks later, she still won't leave my brain. Shes coming, I can feel it.

>> No.38372436

>>38372409
Want me a ditzy cuddlewurm.

>> No.38372441

>>38372409
i need the sauce

>> No.38372473

>>38372427
What

>> No.38372489

>>38372331
Damn memecat is stealing my beer!

>> No.38372494

>>38372427
So did I. I remember hearing someone saying he's a good looking guy, so its not unlikely.

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>> No.38372532
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>>38372489
Nah, she's just getting you one.

>> No.38372534

>>38372427
>>38372494
Must not be a very happy marriage then.

>> No.38372560

>>38372534
Not really kc writing fantasy porn doesnt preclude a happy marriage.

The real question is has his wife posed for reference material

>> No.38372573

>>38372560
With his vehement hatred towards ntr and his autistic rants against miserable women, I'm starting to think he may have been married once and got cheated on, or just divorced. If he ever was actually married.

>> No.38372585

>>38372573
>autistic rants about miserable women
Huh?

>> No.38372600

>>38372585
I meant more in regards to the fanfics some edgelords like to write and send him, which sets him off.

>> No.38372622

>>38372573
>With his vehement hatred towards ntr
It's good. We really need more men like him.
>autistic rants against miserable women
I'm not quite understand what that means. Any examples?

>> No.38372649

>>38372532
doesn't she get cold in there?

>> No.38372657

>>38372600
>>38372573
Iunno ntr started in japan as a big medium and most sane people hate it, considering how insistent its "fans" are they probably annoy the shit out of him with it. That and him getting irritated by edgelords sending him garbage fanfics that he clearly wouldnt like while also disrespecting his setting doesnt speak to his personal life, or how successful his love life is.

>> No.38372664

>>38372622
>>38372585
This is the same baiter that has been recently. Recently he's been trying to bait with politics, hence the feminism topic today, conservative vs sjw 2 days ago and christianity earlier i the week.
Please do not respond to him.

>> No.38372674

>>38372649
Yes, and she needs (You) to warm her up!

>> No.38372687
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I SAID THE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT BUGS.

>> No.38372692

>>38372664
I think you need to up your reading comprehension skills, nobody in that chain is supporting ntr.

>> No.38372696

>>38372674
Do not give the Cheshire (you)s.

>> No.38372706

>>38372494
I wanna see a pic of him

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>>38372706

>> No.38372725

>>38372687
I need a bug with boobs as big as a cows

>> No.38372726
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>>38372687
Bugs are GAY

>> No.38372728

>>38372674
but two people can't fit in that fridge, it's too small

>> No.38372739

>>38372726
and so are u

>> No.38372753

>>38372726
please ms fox, you've had enough to drink already

>> No.38372756

>>38372687
>Anon Lives in a big old house
>Kiki is constantly trying to shoe out the devil bug and large mouse that infiltrated last winter.

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>>38372753
You know what comes next

>> No.38372783

>>38372696
Why? What's she gonna do? I'm not scared of some dumb purple cat.
>>38372728
It's just a portal to Wonderland, anon. All refrigerators are.

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Do piscine monstergirls use external fertilization? Are they into bukkake?

>> No.38372822

>>38372674
Slightly related, I love the idea of cold blooded monster girls using me to warm up via cuddling.

>> No.38372829

>>38372781
She has pretty eyes.

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>>38372116
love bug

>> No.38372849

>>38371776
>>38371803
These color schemes remind me of Bionicles for some reason.
I really like them.

>> No.38372852

>>38372792
To each their own, but I prefer them getting pregnant like mammals. Or at least their eggs get fertilized in the womb, and then get laid.

>> No.38372859

>>38372781
putting her to bed after a glass of water?

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>>38372792
Why not both. Human way for more intimate experience and making your child, fapping on the entire clutch if they need to increase their numbers fast.

>> No.38372865

>>38372822
Same but for undead and icegirl lolis.

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>>38371984
Agreed.
Needs more ponytail.

>> No.38372872

>>38372129
Deathclaw! Big, strong claws and big, strong packs. Caves, where the only furniture is your wife's abs, where you will lie whether you like it or not.

>> No.38372876

>>38372865
Undead are cold? I know it makes sense but I thought they still had a heartbeat and stuff. I may be being retarded, though. Its very likely.

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Worship one eyes

>> No.38372890

>>38371866
Speaking of the colors of new chaos monsters, what would a monster inspired by The Color Out Of Space be like? Probably too abstract for an MG.

>> No.38372896

>>38372867
centaur vital organs are in the horse or in the human part?

>> No.38372900

>>38372886
what a weird cow

>> No.38372971

>>38372792
All monster fertilize internally. Even those that lay eggs after a time. They are not literally that animal. Just like how he has said dog monster can eat chocolate and onions.
>The mermaid in the illustration on the page to the left isn't wearing anything on her lower body, but normally their vagina is concealed by scales and can't be seen. When they start to have sex with a man, they use magic to get rid of the scales, and the vagina will appear in roughly the same position as in a human woman. Since the new Demon Lord's assumption of power, they've continued to change and adapt so that having sex with human men is convenient and pleasurable. For that reason, it's not possible for them to lay eggs and then spawn the way ordinary fish do.

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*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid

>> No.38372995

>>38372890
I like the idea of abstract. I think they'd be some strange, corrupting influence that drives a man they like mad with lust and corrupts women into abyssals (Maybe a new servant-to-the-color-out-of-space monster, or just a prexisting one)? Their very influence creates a 'dark abyssal realm'

>> No.38373025

>>38372896
I headcanon the upper torso is just a 'neck' and muscles to support the head, strong arms and huge titties.
Keeping everything else in its horse placement is just simpler and connects together, and horses breathe down a long trachea in their neck just fine so Cents should just as easily.
>The same with Arachnees, having the lungs in the small human-torso couldnt support the whole body's needs so they presumably have a spiders breathing system in the lower body.

>> No.38373027

>>38372864
>>38372989
/mggg/tards strike again.

>> No.38373031

>>38372989
Huh? Well that was odd, I guess.
*contine walking and ignore her*

>> No.38373037

>>38368486
Boobs too bug ass too small, i am enraged

>> No.38373041

>>38372989
Kunoichi are probably really small. That makes them cute and cuddly.
Or they could be something like Kotaro from tenkaichi.

>> No.38373060

>>38372989
What are some "jutsus" kunoichi would use?

>> No.38373061

I want to hug a monster girl

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>>38372896
>the vital organ
Is at the back underneath the tail and asshole.

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>> No.38373076

>>38373060
honestly the cloning technique is probably one theyd use

>> No.38373105

>>38373037
*Big

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>> No.38373123

Need magic or something to hide my identity from monsters so i can live a peaceful life

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>>38373123
Go ask the woman with the big hat, I'm sure she can help you.

>> No.38373138

>>38373123
just pop on a gas mask

>> No.38373157

>>38373123
All you accomplish by hiding your identity is you're known as a "mysterious, handsome stranger".

>> No.38373161

>>38373134
She gonna get herself hurt, licking shrooms be danger

>> No.38373163

Harem or no harem? I need a consensus.

>> No.38373176

>>38372890
>color
Probably something that doesnt actually exist in our puny 3d universe and the 'color' is just its 3d shadow on our world not the mamono itself
>Anon will need some crazy 4D or more unimaginable psychadelic spatial symmetry to get his 3d P into a 5d V.
>maybe by huffing matango spores mixed with Alraune-peyote

>> No.38373186

>>38373163
I want a harem of my wife
Like multiple versions or copies of her

>> No.38373188

>>38373123
Too bad you can't do that thing monstets can where people just don't acknowledge you as available. That'd be nice for threadcanon scenarios.

>> No.38373189

>>38373163
Depends on who's in the harem. Some monsters fit better than others. Bonus points for monospecies harems.

>> No.38373200

>>38373134
i much rather will just plnat my face between her tits

>> No.38373203

>>38373163
I completely understand the desire for a monogamous relationship, however from what I understand there aren't enough anons for every monster girl. Do you really want some poor lonely monster to go unloved?

>> No.38373205

>>38373163
I'm not a hard monogamyfag, but I lean no harem. I only have so much to give and it's unfair to split it.

>> No.38373209

>>38373163
I would only have a harem if they mons were bisexual it will feel super fucking awkward for me if they dont love each other aswell, its comfy to be a big lovepile

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>>38373163
Not hating on haremfags, but one waifu for laifu is the way for me.

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>>38368439

>> No.38373212

>>38373163
I'm cool with anything from one waifu to a harem of Bicorns all counter-cucking each other.

>> No.38373232

>>38373163
I'm a strict monogamyfag, vanillafag, and purityfag.
Even if I were to get married to a Devil Bug she'd be the only one for me

>> No.38373233

>>38373163
I will take as many wives as I like. It's all up to the predestination of MGE.

>> No.38373239

>>38373212
that made me think of bicorn spies counter cucking each other in counter spy measures

>> No.38373247
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>>38373163
I want a one-waifu, but one who still likes having fun with her friends and her new Anon.
>eg a Satyros and her troops might fit me well

>> No.38373261

>>38373163
I normally prefer monogamy but there are two monsters I love so much I want them both.

>> No.38373272

>>38372336
mummy and roper

don't know what it'd look like though aside from all the grabbers

>> No.38373275

>>38373239
Wouldnt that more like a Bic and a Uni fighting over Anon like the black&white Spy-vs-Spy in MAD magazine?
>Uni trying to keep her target Anon pure
>Bic trying to corrupt Anon with her tricks

>> No.38373289

>>38373163
Harems are haram. Monogamy for me.

>> No.38373308

>>38373163
I am a whore

>> No.38373317

I am surprised so many anons are against harems solely because there are too many cute girls to want to limit myself to a single one.

>> No.38373323

>>38372127
>red means don't harass me
the minotaur embassy does not understand

>> No.38373327

I want a sausage egg and cheese bagel,
Which mg for this?

>> No.38373331

>>38373308
It's good to be honest with yourself anon.

>> No.38373353

>>38373327
A bit too much meat for a Troll's bed and breakfast to provide, but any prosperous P'Orc Warband has a camp that you could visit around that time, they'll hook you up, the bagels are freshly stolen from a nearby village.

>> No.38373363

>>38373327
Humpty egg, p'orc, and holst. Can't help you with the bagel part.

>> No.38373364

>>38373212
>Anon declares his love to a Bicorn
>ok, we can sexx now but you can only have me as a waifu after you sexx and corrupt another 5 mamonos
>Anon has a 'type'
>Anon goes to corrupt another Bicorn by sexxing her then proposing her to be his waifu
>rinse, repeat
>until Anon has a ring of 5 Bicorns and has corrupted enough to sexx the 1st Bicorn, closing the loop
>result: 6 Bicorns, all married to Anon while he is cucking 5 others
At least he gets one day off a week.

>> No.38373380

>>38373327
>bagel
Ms T.Nuki's bakery and kosher deli

>> No.38373384

>>38373163
Anons, don't be fooled by this post.
This is a tally created by and for monsters to measure how many human boys are actually sluts who would rather settle with multiple women; as opposed to devoting their hearts to their soul mate

>> No.38373389

>>38373317
I personally don't want a harem because I wouldn't want to risk favoritism and would rather devote myself to my only wife than split it between multiple. If you think you can handle that, go for it.

>> No.38373391

>>38373384
Silence.

>> No.38373408

>>38373384
Snd wats wrong being an honest slut?

>> No.38373421

>>38373380
Those New York Nukis make a mean bagel.

>> No.38373422

>>38373327
Kiki
>a kiki is the mamono that will make Mashtah a sammich anytime before sex as well as after sex

>> No.38373423
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>>38373163
I'm not really interested. I'd find it hard to love a single girl let alone multiple with my apathy.

>> No.38373426

>>38373384
>sluts who would rather settle
Sluts don't settle, with one woman or multiple, that's the problem with them.

>> No.38373445

>>38373422
what about during?

>> No.38373455

>>38372876
It would make sense that they're cold, although less cold than ice monsters. All I know is I hope loli wights are weak vs. body heat.

>> No.38373456

>>38373327
I dunno, u fruit. What I want to know what monster can make a mean bacon egg and cheese

>> No.38373461
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Is your waifu a culinary master anons?

>> No.38373476

>>38373445
Kiki would be happiest making her Mashtah a sammich while sexxing her Mashtah simultaneously
>Kiki may need to clean up her melted kiki brain from the kitchen floor afterwards, and even thinking that would turn her on even more

>> No.38373482

I want to be a homemaker human boy

>> No.38373485

>>38373389
I think I have enough room in my heart for two or so wives.

>> No.38373517

Alright anons, do you want to make a ton of money? Well the local monster mob run casinos are actually terrible about catching card counters. The hellhound pit boss doesn't even notice; just bat your eyes her way and just forget about doing her job. I've managed to make neough to start as a professional card player in their no limit games.

>> No.38373566

>>38373517
I run an onlymonsters, tons of money with so little work

>> No.38373574
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>>38373482
That's the spirit

>> No.38373604

>>38372890
>>38372995
Oh yes, their influence creating a dark abyssal realm and corrupting human women inside of it would fit very well. The monster could look somewhat like a gargoyle or mud-golem trapped inside a meteorite of the same plastic-metal material, with the colored nodules inside being her "womb" or "eggs" (Or would she look like strangly colored mist in humanoid form?). And to put a bright, mge-like spin on the story, they use the collective mana and spirit energy in the area to make it more corrupt, and utterly alien in it's perversity. This bright, attractive world with seemingly entirely new and unique kinds of actvities makes the outside world look drained and dead, in comparison. They also compel desired men to approach them, and fuse with their alien meteoric body, joining them inside for a flurry of increasingly alien and perverse lovemaking, not possible in a place of this earth. Eventually (the husband, the monster, or both?) transform into a mist and violate each other in strange and fascinating ways, promoting the spread of their unique demon realm. When the monster has finally become pregnant, it is always at least dozens of children, which take the form of those nodules with a peculiar color, hanging upon the branches of trees in the core of that demon realm. When ready, they are all sent off into the night sky, to land upon other locations in the wide world.
I think that works suprisingly well, though I'm still not entirely sure what the monster and husband should look like. I'm tired of slimes. What say you?

>> No.38373605
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>>38373461
more of a culinary blaster, but I'll say never say no to barbecue

>> No.38373710

>>38373574
The arms on this amazoness look short.
I'd make the arms long enough so that the elbows are aligned near the belly button when in idle position

>> No.38373715

i want to be whore! with a group of clients that i cater to and thier sick perverted fetishes that i pretend to hate but really like

>> No.38373742
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>>38373482
>>38373574
It really is nice to see amazons won't have to work too hard teaching anons

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This squirrel has big scoops, but she can no longer get the big scoops because squeezing into places she shouldn't be is hard. Laugh at her.

>> No.38373785

>>38373767
no, i'll give her even bigger scoops, big scoops of ice cream

>> No.38373811

>>38373785
Time to freeze her brain

>> No.38373825

>>38373811
no, to give her even bigger scoops and make squirrel milk

>> No.38373853
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>>38368439
smol robutt

>> No.38373862

>>38373604
I like everything except the mist. The mist is far from a transformation I'd want. Maybe its suited for others, but it lacks the physicallity of the others.

>> No.38373872

I overheard my rapist (a manticore), literally bragging to her friends about how hard and violent she assaulted me, and they all applauded her with great cheers as if it's completely moral and apparently just on all ends for a monster to rape a man.
Is this what monster girl society is like?

>> No.38373882

>>38373872
sounds dope, would you mind me recording what you went through? For evidence of course?

>> No.38373930

Does KC know that there's a fairly substantial amount of international fans who enjoy Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
How do we express our love and appreciate for both him and his work?

>> No.38373945

>>38373930
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have bothered with the English translation of the game if he didn't know.

>> No.38373955

>>38373862
So many people are against tf but I think it's cool. In anohter life I may have fell in with the otherkin crowd.

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>> No.38373989

>>38373872
and I love it!

>> No.38373990
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>>38373715
And this, dear anons, is why you need your mothers in your lives.
>whoranon gets his first client
>mommy shog
>he's all pumped, ready to get his first paycheck
>"no anon, tonight I'm going to take care of you"
>lays on her back, spreads her legs, arms reaching out to him, warm smile on her face
>anon goes in aggressive, trying to bury his face in her breasts so she doesn't see how flushed he is
>she places her hand on his head and gently rubs it
>"there there, you don't have to be so forceful, go slower, that's it, good boy"
>anon begins to sob as realizes how much love he was missing out on
>"oh anon, it's ok, let it all out, mommy is here to take care of you"
>anon looks up at shoggy
>"m-mommy?"
>she beams as he accepts her new title
>"that's right, I'm your new mommy, I'll be taking care of you from now on"
And that's how anon stopped being a whore.

>> No.38374029

>>38373990
ss-stop, i will n-not fall to momsters

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>>38373163
My penis says harem because I want girls of various races, body types, and personalities. But I'd probably be perfectly fine and better off settling down with one girl if I met her. I am a fan of a story in one of the books that was about a wizard who tried to form a harem of wererabbits with a hypnosis app, only for all except one of them to run off to be with men they were already interested in and he ended up marrying and being more than happy with the one that stayed behind.

>> No.38374058

>>38373604
I think keeping the 'farm' part of the story could be a good idea. I know it might be a stretch, but I think it could work. Maybe it creates fields of fruit/vegetables that appear dead, but are actually highly corruptive foods that when eaten cause instant monsterisation when eaten and instant demon-realmification when the seeds are planted. Or, maybe the seeds of the fruits cause another meteor to fall, which is how they reproduce. The man's energy is used to fertilise the ground, and eventually they are planted elsewhere by some wandering extremist.
Maybe she treats her husband like some kind of creature to be milked, keeping with the farm theme? No idea how the transformation could work.

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>>38373990
Are shogs even capable of putting themselves in a position as your better? They are THE subservient race, literally made to serve.

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>>38374062
I don't like this picture, please only post happy kraken

>> No.38374110

>>38374101
kraken is cute

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>>38374101

>> No.38374115

>>38374060
Mother-son relation is probably the only plausible situation where Shoggoth is technically your superior. When I think about it, I believe Shog momster would care about raising her son well so he's worthy of being called "Master" as an adult.

>> No.38374127

>>38373990
I don't need a mom. I need a bunch of monster clients to pay me for fun

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>>38374029
>oh my dear sweet anon, it's so adorable that you think you have a choice
>>38374060
>what are you talking about, anon? I'm just trying to take care of you. Just trying to give you all the love and affection you've been missing in your life. Just trying to make you happy. Now come over here and let mommy spoil you.

>> No.38374148

>>38373930
I don't know how much knowledge he has of like the Russian MGE community, but when the MGU debacle happened KC explicitly stated that he believed the people he was upset with were merely just a fraction of the community. Also, as someone else already said, he paid some amount out of pocket to get the game translated for us and even got it revised when people weren't vibing with the way certain characters talked.

>> No.38374155

>>38374058
This sounds interesting and chaos monsters are based.

>> No.38374162

>>38372494

I feel very conflicted about KC being a chad. On one hand I respect him even more if he made such a setting for us despite being on the opposite end and having no need to. Talk about a very based and compassionate guy.

On the other hand, I dont trust a chad to manage MGE, in particular the "zero rejection" and "you can marry any MG aspects"

Though, being sexually and romantically rejected tends to make you very bitter, so I guess if he made such a hugbox vanilla setting, it makes sense he is doing well romantically and sexually.

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>>38374127
>silly anon, what do you need money for when I can be all the things you'll ever need in life? By the way, I hope you like your breakfast!

>> No.38374167

>>38374148
How was the original translation because the current one is great.

>> No.38374177

>>38374148
>Russian MGE community
>MGU
>MGU debacle
Wait what's all this then, could you fill me in?

>> No.38374181

>>38374101
But that's horny kraken.

>> No.38374187

>>38374162
He's only gotten further and further into the zero rejection and easy marriage aspects so let that guide you. It seems to be very hard to get an mg to pass you up if she likes your personality.

Which is a pretty incel mentality in my opinion so I doubt KC has a great opinion of women.

>> No.38374200

>>38374166
It's more fun when I don't know them and they pay for it

>> No.38374201

>>38374166
Shog eggs and shog pudding again?

>> No.38374205

>>38374134
momsters too op, make my weewee feel funny

>> No.38374214

>>38374181
she's horny because she's happy to see you

>> No.38374229

>>38374134
oh my god i never considered shog tail pussy
i dont know why but i have a huge onahole fetish
not using them myself, obviously, but having them forcibly used on me

>> No.38374230

>>38373990
But did he get his paycheck

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>>38374167
Honestly, the only thing I remember actually being changed was the danuki's accent got tuned down a bit. I'm not sure if anything was done with the imp but that was definitely another thing people took issue with.

>>38374177
Russians like MGE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84R0qhoEtgM
The MGU thing wasn't a big deal and it's best not to dwell on it too much. It was the first site that profiles were being translated on, but for various reasons there was a lot of grimdark and dystopia posting which eventually culminated in KC getting hatemail and a picture of a baphomet head on a pike. He wanted bapho man banned and he was but it only lasted a bit before he was unbanned and sending KC a familiar's head on a pike. KC took their privilege to post his stuff away, giving it immediately to a new place called MGR, and they've been a bogeyman ever since.

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>>38374177
>>Russian MGE community
Russians like MGE there's a whole VK community for it where artists post in character responses to random questions from Russian fans, it's called MGE_ask
>>MGU
>>MGU debacle
Before there was Monster Girl Redux, there was Monster Girl Universe a fan site that people would post stories, art, translations, etc. to, till eventually one day paladin shitposters went all "Murder monster girls" and the website got shut down via KC being angry over these shitposters

>> No.38374264

I wonder if monster girls have a term like CC but for men.
Or do they just think than any "man" under 200 years old is still a kid?

>> No.38374269

>>38374257
>Saw but with a lewd monster twist.
I don't want to play a game!

>> No.38374305

>>38374264
the latter would be what hags think, but i'd think there would be dilfs or silver fox for men who are greying

>> No.38374317

>>38374305
>silver fox
Silver foxes are meant for fox pussy.

>> No.38374319

lilim tummy

>> No.38374320

>>38374254
>>38374257
I see, glad to know that I can view Russians as brothers and that they have good taste
Any other major international communities for MGE? judging by this map of Europe it looks like there's a Monster Girl & Femdom Reich
https://litter.catbox.moe/rfy0w3.jpg

>> No.38374348

>>38374254
People on MGU also tried to groom me as a 13 year old so theres that.

>> No.38374367

>>38374319
>Lilim tummy
>I sleep
>Lilim belly
>I awaken

>> No.38374369

>>38374348
Proof?

>> No.38374386

>>38374369
I mean all that shit is long gone but they knew I was 13 and kept trying to erp with me and pushed for meetups

>> No.38374396

>>38374148
What a cool guy

>> No.38374413

>>38374320
I'm really bothered and confused about why my country is big dick. It beats futanari, at least.

>> No.38374422

Are there like rpg physics in mge? Can i level as a brawler? Can i punch out a monster if i practice Fist on a training dummy for fifty years

>> No.38374451

>>38374201
And dropping a huge shog-shit in your shog-toilet later.
>all is shog, all is good

>> No.38374482

>>38374422
Yeah mge is pretty much a fantasy rpg setting.

>> No.38374521

>>38374422
He has said it works on anime/game physics.
>To give you a somewhat concrete example, Wilmarina (when she was human), who gave the impression of being easily beaten by Druella, was strong enough to drop a bullet with the wind pressure of her sword swing. It's a fantasy world. And even if you're a mob human or a mob monster girl, you've got enough HP and defense to keep you alive even if you're blown away by that wind pressure! It's a fantasy world.
>It's more like a fantasy manga or an RPG, because RPG people are so tough that they don't die easily even if they're slashed or shot, and falling from a great height is a survival flag!
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/587905104298123264
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/588275084143517697

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where's the alfred hitchcock x mge crossover?
i want to hide in a building while jubjubs rub themselves on the windows

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>>38374320
>Bulgaria
>Vanilla
They're too pure for this world

>> No.38374546

>>38374482
It's sad the game will never get updated and actually add some real worldbuilding.
Plus it's a jrpg game so it's unlikely we'll ever get any environment art.

>> No.38374548

>>38374540
Denmark too

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>>38368439

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>> No.38374632

>>38374254
Idk which is weirder. Seeing people IRL doing MGE stuff. Russians having such thing for them, or just seeing mge as a whole being so "open" apart from secret mongolian yak herding forums like this.

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Here's your anubis, bro

>> No.38374671

>>38374632
P

>> No.38374674

>>38373930
He was veey happy when he found out he has a Mexican fandom.

>> No.38374690

>>38374632
I am glad that mge is getting a little popular, and really happy that people are making their own stuff, respecting the lore and vision that KC made for his creation.

>> No.38374701

>>38374422
I swear there was something in the books that explained how leveling works but I cannot for the life of me find it. One way or another you do get exp just by fucking your wife.

>>38374632
Seeing MGE stuff outside of the internet does make me cringe a bit. Makes me feel exposed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Go6IHF6UA

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POV: you have just been caught by a kot

>> No.38374704

>>38374690
I don't know if I want it more popular but I do like knowing its spreading to other places.

>> No.38374707

>>38374690
Believe or not the Russians had their own warhammer/tg fags and had to tell them to shut up and banned a couple for posting on their forum

>> No.38374733

>>38374702
Jokes on her, I want to make kittens!

>> No.38374737

>>38374702
First I'll have to get out my kot detector to confirm

>> No.38374739

>>38374674
>Mexican fandom
Tell me more.
>>38374707
Good to know Russians know what they're doing.

>> No.38374748

>>38374230
He did! However when he went to deposit it the teller said
>I'm sorry sir, but Shogbank isn't a real bank.
When she handed the check back to him it crawled up his arm, down his side and leg, and slithered off into the night. Anon could have sworn he heard it chuckle right before he lost sight of it.

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Don't let the soft exterior fool you. Yetis are foul mouthed bullies especially when it comes to sports

>> No.38374760

>>38374737
>fending off a horny kot with one hand while searching for your trusty detector with your other hand
what will you do if it says she's a kot?

>> No.38374761

>>38373163
I don't like harems. I prefer "you belong only to me and i belong only to you" conception.

>> No.38374765

>>38373862
I only suggested mist because there are too many slimes and that was really the only corporeal form given to the color out of space. You could also interpret it as a more abstract form, such as an elemental, a dream, or a small intersection with another dimension in which you both reside.
I prefer the idea of the girl being within the meteorite and both of you mating inside of that enclosed space, myself. Maybe the husband turns into the plastic-metal meteorite itself, and the girl is trapped inside and mates with the husband's internal tentacles? In this case the monstergirl could be composed of a material unlike anything on earth. Firm and cushioned just like a human body, but appearing partially transparent or translucent like continuously shifting mist.
>>38374058
eeh, I think the important parts of it are that it sucks the life out of things (which in mge should be made metaphorical), that when it does that it gets stronger and the area around it gets stranger and more alien (More perverted, and in the case of chaos monsters, very strange), and that it's influence lingers around like some sort of toxic heavy metal in the soil, slowly accumulating in everything (Mammono mana corruption).
Maybe it has a preference for landing in isolated farms though, since those have a lot of life, and their produce travels far and wide to corrupt more and more land.

>> No.38374768

>>38374623
I want to accidentally mindbreak a dog with our love for each other.

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Black sclera is ____

>> No.38374787

>>38374320
>Any other major international communities for MGE?

The best Hellhound fanfic I have ever read is on a Spanish speaking forum. The author is, I think, Peruvian:

https://forosdz.com/temas/my-monstergirl-academia.94683/

Ugly anon with a silly name "Siponsio de Dolores, Esperanza y Milagros." gets isekaid to MGE college and protected by Hellhound waifu.

>> No.38374796

>>38374781
marriage material

>> No.38374802

>>38374254
>>38374707
Why russians are so based?

>> No.38374828

>>38374802
it's this or suicide.

>> No.38374835

>>38374781
a must on a monster girl.

>> No.38374846

>>38374254
3dpd chesire is making me feel... odd.

>> No.38374852

>>38374701
I mean it definitely feels like I'm exposed, eh I had a hard time processing that women can be into MGE too.

>>38374781
Reserved for best girls. Like a demon.

>> No.38374863

>>38374667
Something is corrupt with this nuub.

>> No.38374876

>>38374702
Oh no?!

>> No.38374887

>>38374632
>Russians having such thing
The old Russians fans found MGE almost 12 years ago and translated it on LiveJournal. By the way, most of modern russian fans are 14 years old kids or 3dpd scum.

>> No.38374891

>>38374781
nice to have but not essential

>> No.38374894

>>38374667
>Those horns
Is she gonna start correcting me about Egyptian history or what?

>> No.38374898

>>38374760
My kitchen detector is my penis, if it's hard I know she's a kot

>> No.38374908

>>38374887
haha, at least none of us here are 3d. I would hate to be 3d.

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>>38368439
What villain was responsible for this?

>> No.38374922

>>38374898
Kot detector

>> No.38374939

>>38374910
I think she's just shedding, anon.

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>>38374781
Perfect for the headwife who corrupts new girls

>> No.38374952

>>38374781
>Black sclera is ____
A way to make Sensei's blood pressure rise without finishing a sentence.

>> No.38374977

>>38374749
>raucous Yeti at a hockey game
>*BANG* *BANG*
>CAM ON WINTERSTOWN
>*BANG* *BANG*
>SCOAR SOM FACKIN GOALS

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https://imgbox.com/g/0uJIzyZeTL
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 118. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/j1xRLmSk

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.38375025

>>38374977
>Full of piss and vinegar until the traditional after-game brawl breaks out
>tjen

>> No.38375030

>>38373742
>Not burying your dick in her right there while basking in the mid-late afternoon sun, enjoying the scent of the sea and sex
It is as if you don't WANT to live.

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Heckwan daughterus
I will protect and cherish them.

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>> No.38375078

>>38375057
But who will protect the anons they're after when they go boycrazy?

>> No.38375094

>>38375078
The wans are going crazy so THEY can protect the Anons, silly.

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>>38374990
Heh

>> No.38375107

>>38375095
....Not gonna lie, I'd love a shortstack hellhound that is still a fireball of fury.

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>>38375057
Raise a giant pack of daughters

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>>38375078
The Heckwans will protect their mate (husband) after acquiring one. And when new Heckwan pups are born the cycle repeats

>> No.38375135

I want a flying fish mermaid, with pig elegant fins, an athletic body, and the ability to turn into a personal paraglider, that sounds fun.

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>>38375108
Not enough...
Never enough...

>> No.38375146

>>38375074
I'd be afraid to touch this one, much as I'd like to.

>> No.38375155

>>38375078
>anon got asked out by Hellwan-chan
>show up to her house
>Heckhound's dad is waiting on the porch with a shotgun and a box of realm silver shells
>"woah, don't worry, I won't lay a finger on her!"
>dad sighs
>"son, this is for YOUR protection"
>hands gun and shells to anon

>> No.38375170

>>38375155
And that was how Anon had the best game of laser tag ever. Realm silver bullets sound fucking AWESOME.

>> No.38375174

>>38375155
>Hellhound twists the barrel into a knot looney toons style

>> No.38375200

>>38374702
Breed her, she wants to fuck, she gets fuck.

>> No.38375204

>>38370120
Wonderful idea
I'm sure nothing bad will happen to this anon

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>> No.38375267

>>38375260
The bar scene wombo combo

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Please consider Giant Ants.

>> No.38375325

>>38375304
No way, there could be spiders among them.

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>>38375304
I can only love one hive of insects

>> No.38375348

>>38375304
I'd be a liar if I said I didn't prefer the Toumasu iteration over KC.

>> No.38375367

>>38375325
Are they sussy?

>> No.38375389

>>38375304
I have now considered them.
I still like black harpies more.

>> No.38375404

keep big cats away from shotas

>> No.38375413

>>38375367
>There could be SPIDERS here, Anon thought as the breeze blew across his bare chest...

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>> No.38375472

>>38374852
>eh I had a hard time processing that women can be into MGE too.

I am quite confident they are just into the costumes and haven't read the MGE, at least not deep into the lore. Or they were posing because a MGE fan asked them to for a video, and they like cosplay, so agreed.

>> No.38375485

>>38375413
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.

>> No.38375510

Hellhound mesugaki
Prone bone and anal mating press

>> No.38375540

>>38375472
Women generally just go where the attention is. But we had that one femanon who just said she liked the cute girls and ignored everything else.

>> No.38375544

Ah testing, dick in hag pussy

>> No.38375553

>>38374348

I got an informal warning from a mod in MGU for "misogyny" for saying in a Werewolf fanfic that monsterized human women from would be the weakest in the Werewolf pack and would become the new Omegas in the pack.

Note, this was a time where the fandom still didn't understood a lot of MGE (or KC hadn't rectonned it into being such a hugbox) and the Omega Werewolf in the fanfic (that I didn't write) was treated badly. Also the Alpha Werewolf had a male harem.

I also got a lot of flak and into skrimishes for stating that mosnter girls were better or objectively better than human women.

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>>38375544
>this is my chance!

>> No.38375574

>>38375540
>But we had that one femanon who just said she liked the cute girls and ignored everything else.

Which is what I meant, these women, if it was their idea, are likely only it because they like the designs.

>> No.38375579

Some parts of the setting still unsettle me mostly cause they seem kinda bad but Are put under a filter to make them look like good things or an assumption that you would be fully on board for it, though the offness of it all has its own charm i guess.

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>>38375404
brb downing pedomorphosis potion

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UOOOOOHHHH
HUMAN SHOTA EROTIC

>> No.38375608

>>38374254

I have to admit it....... that 3d Cheshire cosplayer, is cute.

>> No.38375614

>>38375579
Embrace the spooky

>> No.38375616

>>38375606
Gonna cast a megamophosis spell on a jinko

>> No.38375617

>>38375579
Such as?

>> No.38375631

>>38375304
Giant Ants are great. Everyone says they are workaholics but mine is super chill! She just hangs out at our web and sucks me off every fifteen minutes

>> No.38375666

>>38375608
I'm a normie now thanks to her. Gonna turn my life around to attract her only to remember women have bad personalities not like mgs.

>> No.38375686

>>38375389
>Spoiler
Based corvid lover.

>> No.38375710

>>38375616
>ywn see an extra thicc jinko in your life

>> No.38375720

>>38375579
Gonna need an example there chief

>> No.38375734

>>38375617
Not him but i feel kinda bad for monsters being transformed into monstergirls against their will(even if they were probably bad news before hand). They are like victims to something that leads to their happiness admittedly but still seems kinda fucked up, everything that they are is that way not from themselves but molded by the will of the DL.

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>>38368439

>> No.38375746

>>38375710
Its something I desprately need alongside a short, tubby, pear shaped cheshire.

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Dragons may be big and scary but they have feelings too

>> No.38375762

>>38373930
He sees twitter posts in multiple different languages tagged with the jp MGE and MGE fanart tags

>> No.38375763

>>38375734
go away enslaved anon

>> No.38375764

>>38375757
Why did she have to change :(

>> No.38375778

>>38375145
why does one of them seem grumpy about pizza

>> No.38375787

>>38375757
i will send myself as a love doll to one lonely dragon and act like such until she uses me for the first time where I come to life!

>> No.38375796

>>38375778
just wants to look grown-up by hiding her excitement

>> No.38375798

>>38375757
I wanna wash a Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqLDBgaBkM

>> No.38375807

>>38373163
Harem but not a super large one 4 is enough

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>>38375764
Don't be a weirdo

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Im going to try and parachute into the pharaoh's palace, hopefully the royal airforce gets scrambled so I can tease some muscular harpies.

>> No.38375849

>>38375812
I thought this was total war general and we were shitposting yinyin
>>38375807
I think a lot of anons opinions would change in practice since there isn't a limit to how much time you can spend with one person.

>> No.38375863

>>38375835
nah, im just gonna walk through the front door like a lost child and ask the pharaoh if she's my mommy

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>> No.38375875

>>38375807
2 is my max. Although there are also only 2 monsters that I really like.

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>> No.38375890

>>38375867
They call her "quick shot," fastest climax in the west.

>> No.38375891

>>38375835
All the Monster in Egypt have such well-toned bodies! It's making me nervous!

>> No.38375902

>>38375891
Dont say that around the anubis shes getting a little chubby from all the desk work

>> No.38375907

>>38375835
I'll keep the guards on the ground busy for you by flipping their dresses since they go commando

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>>38375568
Christmas Cake she'll take, but hag she won't

>> No.38375922

>>38375891
I'm gonna make a mercenary company of extra muscled, extra buff monster girls.
Those that wish to fight for coin, glory, and husbands!*

*Support staff need not be big and buff.


>>38375902
Look, if you had to do all that paper work and run a kingdom you'd stress eat too.
Do you have what it takes to tell the pharaoh that, no, her gold statue can't have ruby nipples on it?

>> No.38375928

>>38375907
Good, and the cookout on the riverbank should keep the crocodile commandos busy for a while.

>> No.38375936

>>38375734
I kinda see what you mean, but the process itself is more about removing the inhibitions, and while the conditions are wide, about this part
>everything that they are is that way not from themselves but molded by the will of the DL.
the transformation is about helping the one undergoing it fulfill her desires. For example, it may look shocking if a shy girl turned into a Hellhound bent on dominating her man, but it's a manifestation of something inside her she was unaware of or actively repressed, or at the very least it doesn't interfere with what she wants.
>>38375763
He would have complained about why you can't be gay and why monsters don't have sandpaper vaginas and shit.

>> No.38375940

>>38375922
I work in IT I tell ancient boomers no everyday, clearly she needs help, I'll take her assistant position

>> No.38375944

>>38375807
3 would be my max unless it was Sultan style and I was only expected to come through and bang every once in a while (not how MG work). I have trouble imagining myself giving that many people a worthwhile amount of attention.

>> No.38375949

If she dont have an ass so big i can ride on it as she walks she aint worth anything

>> No.38375956

>>38375944
I think Six is optimal but I also associate that with the optimal dnd party size. The real question is how the bed situation works

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Thick Tail

>> No.38375969

>>38375940
>Telling boomers no
That's where it starts.
Then you're looking for poorly documented fax lines no one knows even exist because the Telecom company is no longer servicing copper lines in the area and you have a week to fix things as the account is temporarily suspended and they're taking the numbers away on the second.

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>> No.38376002

>>38375958
Sure! What could go wrong?

>> No.38376005

>>38375969
I used to repair NYC surveillance radio systems with phone camera pictures of network maps drawn on diner napkins

I'll get to the bottom of of these problems so Anubis can get a nice break even if I do get lost in the pyramids underground labyrinth for three days

>> No.38376012

>>38375902
im stealing her away and I will not take no for answer, and any other chubby monsters in the Pharoah court

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>>38375902
Chubby?

>> No.38376019

>>38376012
careful you'll throw out your back

>> No.38376029

>>38376005
God I feel you on that.
>What do you mean we need actual blueprints and documentation in the event something goes wrong?

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>> No.38376037

>>38375956
>6
They'd need to really into each other for that to be remotely possible. Like, almost more into each other than me. A godly bicorn or smoke hobo harem manager would be a requirement for me at that size.

>Bed
You wouldn't be able to call it a bed even if it were raised; it'd basically just have to be a huge padded area with some pillows thrown a out. There might be a few blankets, but they'd somehow ALWAYS be poorly distributed and everyone would use each other for warmth or stay in a sweaty yet comfy pile.

>> No.38376043

>>38376019
and, it is but a little inconvenience for my quest for pudge

>> No.38376044

I recently got scammed out of my entire bank account by the schemes of a danuki, my life is ruined

>> No.38376050

Remember, Jinko is the only girl so far KC has called not only tall, not only massive, but "unusually massive"

>更新完了! 今回は「人虎(ジンコ)」珍しくマッシヴな虎娘です。いつもの西洋風地方にもいるけど、妖狐と同じで霧の大陸(中華風地域)の出身だったりします。

>> No.38376062

>>38376050
I'm aware and I love it.
Big jinko abs for ruining with cub bumps

>> No.38376066

>>38376043
cant steal her away if you collapse at the first door you try to carry her through.

Shes going to be all embarrassed when her gigantic ass shatters your spine

>> No.38376083

>>38376050
I am aroused by that statement.

>> No.38376088

>>38376066
I'll pray to eros to protect my spine before I go and steal her. Surely she will keep my spine safe

>> No.38376098

>>38376044
When you inevitably marry that nuki, be sure to cum outside her during your first time as punishment for being so mean.

>> No.38376105

>>38376088
>pray to eros to give you a way to carry out the chubby anubis
>bright pink light fills your sight obscuring your vision
>When it clears you see your salvation
>a wheelbarrow

>> No.38376115

>>38375956
I'd go with half that for the dps/healer/tank trinity instead.

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>> No.38376137

>>38376105
>Its a heavy-duty one
>Grab anubis and see if any guards care
>Pop he in and start pushing like your depends on it
>Run out with the most embarrassed anubis that ever lived

>> No.38376174

>>38376105
wow, Eros is a big meanie

>> No.38376185

>>38375607
This image is terrifying. Imagine for a second, you are an inquisitive and curious young boy eager for new adventures. One day in pursuit of the thrill of exploration you take it a step too far and end up somewhere you really shouldn't have gone. The lights grow dim until eventually it fades out completely. You fumble your way through the dark and come across an old mirror. In the reflection you see yourself and something far more sinister lurking behind you in the shadows. The creature then slowly starts to get closer and closer until you can almost see it in its entirety. You're frozen, stricken with fear, and unsure of what to do in this moment. All you can do is watch yourself helplessly in the mirror. The monster, noticing your anxiety, then places her massive hands on your shoulder, perhaps in a reassuring or taunting kind of way...
It's a matter of perspective after all.

>> No.38376200

>>38372428
I wanna be her human dildo that she shoves into every hole: vagina, ass, and mouth.

>> No.38376203

>>38371650
honestly, I wouldn't be mad.

>> No.38376207

>>38376174
look shes a god but some things you got to do yourself

>> No.38376216

>>38376044
Theres gotta be some monsters who try to swoop in after a danukis victims before they can get them fully in their clutches

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>>38376050
Jinko is my favorite MG and this is one of the things I like about her, that and she's really chill.

>> No.38376220

>>38376207
but a wheelbarrow? That anubis isn't that heavy!

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>>38376050
Big cuddly love cats

>> No.38376224

I hate eros

>> No.38376231

>>38376200
Glad someone else recognised her, great game.

>> No.38376240

>>38376224
Well fuck you too, tom-to-be.

>> No.38376241

>>38372260
what would they even look like?

>> No.38376244

>>38376105
I love Gods with an ironic sense of humor.

>> No.38376253

>>38376231
I didn't used to like doll monster girls until that game. Now I have an appreciation for them.

>> No.38376284

There aren't enough yandere monsters

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>>38368439

>> No.38376297

>>38376241
Like a girl in a clamshell, similar to sandworms, mimics, and charybdis.

>> No.38376302

>>38376284
almost read that as 'yandere momsters" which is also something that there isn't enough

>> No.38376320

>>38376302
>yandere momsters
This is also welcome
There will never be enough yandere momsters

>> No.38376329

>>38376295
Um, miss Shoggoth, why is your milk lavender?

>> No.38376332

>>38376216
What other monsters tend to be rich to compensate m? Or i guess ones who dont need money at all like farmer ones

>> No.38376336

>>38376320
i need that yandere holst momster greentext

>> No.38376349

>>38373209
based

>> No.38376378

>>38376253
Same. A few of the segments are a bit no-no, and chapter 3 some shit i wasnt a fan of too, but the content thats good is REALLY good. The stuff I've seen on their pixiv for donors looks really promising, shame it takes him so long to make that shit.

>> No.38376381

>>38376332
dragons, wight, liches, pharaoh, vampires and other noble and highclass monsters

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>> No.38376396

>>38376284
Well, technically any monster can be a yandere, but theres not many whos whole schtick is yandere stuff. I like them.

>> No.38376413

>>38376329
grape flavor milk

>> No.38376425

>>38376381
Now then which of these would it be worse to be save from a danuki with? I am feeling vampires but lich probably too would suck

>> No.38376429

>>38376336
I'll get to writing as soon as I have inspiration.
I managed to type all of >>38376185 so maybe

>> No.38376443

>>38376332
Poor anon gets swooped up by a big troll lady and carried onto her vineyard

>> No.38376466

>>38376378
Confession:I liked the boss at the end of stage 3. A lot. It awakened something in me.

>> No.38376510

Hellhounds are good monsters and they represent monster girl values the best when compared to every other species

>> No.38376532
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>>38376510
Very aggressive, very rapey and very loving?

>> No.38376542

>>38373461
what monster girl is she?

>> No.38376554

>>38376542
Helwolf

>> No.38376559

post a cade

>> No.38376565

>>38376532
Arent they bullies though? And they will never do what you ask of them because of their untamable nature

>> No.38376589

>>38376565
Not bullies, but they're very teasing and domineering. However, if you aren't into it/them, they won't bother. Some people like them being untamable. I find the idea of a 'tamed hellhound' deeply disturbing.

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>>38376565
>And they will never do what you ask of them because of their untamable nature
Depends what you ask for. I'm sure they'd love feeling all strong and capable if you ask them for help with something.

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Clingy and yandere at times, Oomukade momster

>> No.38376610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wgqSCocDuY
alright boys your gonna be dropped deep behind undead lines, your mission is to find and destroy a number of supply dumps the enemy have been using to reinforce this sector, once that's done you'll have to make your back to friendly lines on your own.
it'll be dangerous out there but if you stick with sarge your sure to make it back, he's done this sort of op a dozen times
good luck!

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>>38376589
>I find the idea of a 'tamed hellhound' deeply disturbing.
I like the idea of one playing at being tamed and just looking for the perfect oppurtunity to really get back at me

>> No.38376642

>38376610
do not give the retard (you)s

>> No.38376653

>>38376637
>Huh, theres been a suprising lack of you raping me recently, whats up? Things have been very... consensual.
>Oh, nothing! Don't worry about it!

>> No.38376662

>>38376601
Ask to touch their beans

>> No.38376664

>>38376610
>sarge has a secret lich gf on the other side who just loves the thrill of the hunt

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>>38376565
>>38376589
Personally I love the idea of "taming" strong and aggressive monster girls. Even if I have to cheat.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Raging_Mushroom
I get the feeling that with Hellwans it'd be a never ending struggle for dominance, even with the rage shroom.

>> No.38376696

>>38376682
you'd end up like fucking bane, but instead of venom its just roid-shroom juice

>> No.38376698

Surfing through KC's tweet, he likes to work out, and to sits up and ab-work.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1357302561200459781

>> No.38376709

>>38376532
>Remember, I am only doing this because it is your birthday. Tomorrow you will not get out of bed!

>> No.38376718

>>38376664
>be sarge
>after days of trekking through this goddess forsaken jungle you and the boys are nearly back to friendly lines
>you didn't all make though
>Jenkins ran straight at the first vampire he saw
>Smith was lost to a ghoul pit
>your sure they'll be fine
>just as your about to give the all clear to the others to move up you catch the scent familiar of perfume...

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>>38376336

>> No.38376745

>>38376329
Blueberry crumbler flavored cappuccino.

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>>38376682
The struggle for dominance is nice but I'd want at least one day out of the week for a super vanilla romance break

>> No.38376765

>>38376698
I struggle with ab workouts like hell.

>> No.38376768

>>38376664
>>38376718
>sarge and lich brought together over the shared experience of trying to wrangle the equivalent of a frat party into a cohesive unit

>> No.38376780

>>38376752
You could get that any day. You just got to put the bitch in her place first.

>> No.38376793

>>38376698
Why else do you think he calls himself KENKOU (healthy) Cross?

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>>38376565
>And they will never do what you ask of them because of their untamable nature
Just because she's in charge doesn't mean she will never do what you want. She won't obey an order, but she can listen if you ask her nicely.

>> No.38376806

>>38376752
I want more like this pic, with a dozen different monstergirls each time.

>> No.38376832

>Boob-hatted by a hellhound

>> No.38376834

KC said in a tweet that if you hug Jinko and rub her abs she just stays there, blushed, frozen. Basically, not knowing what to do and extremely flustered. But that she will find you rubbing her abs so incredibly cute she won't be able to help but hug you back.

So basically, taking this with the "gentlemen Jinko" tweet, Jinkos seems to be really tall walls of muscle that don't know how to act around men and get very easily embarrassed, with the exception of mating season. KC also said that if a Jinko knows by your attitude that you are lusting after her, he believes she will enter in heat at that moment.

While not explicitly stated it is a plausible headcanon that the purpose of heats and mating seasons is that if it wasn't for them, Jinkos would die virgins like Dragons, but rather than out of pride, out of not knowing how to handle romance-sex and not daring to make a move on a man.

Given the Encyclopedia profiles are from interviews with monster girls, I wonder if the "I just don't attack men because I train, keep my mind pure and urges in check" part of the profile was really covering that Jinkos do so because they just don't dare to make a move until mating season force them and have all that pent up lust and frustration unleashed.

>> No.38376852

>>38376834
I like how Jinkos are just giant teddybear cats. Sound like one of the top ten monstergirls to just cuddle on the couch.

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>>38376834
Yep, still the best girl.

>> No.38376867

>>38373163
haremfag for life.

>> No.38376884

>>38376852
>I like how Jinkos are just giant teddybear cats

I don't know what to think of it, on one hand I think it is cute, on the other, I really liked the idea of Jinkos being strong 100th dan martial arts waifus that would kung fu the shit out of anything that messes with her husband.

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>>38374863
don't worry about it

>> No.38376912

>>38376884
i don't need protection or whatever but i can see how a giant muscled cat with knives for hands gets a bit nervous about handling delicate anons

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>>38376912
>i don't need protection
See, that's what you think. But she knows better.

>> No.38376940

>>38376884
That's not mutually exclusive.

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>>38376834
Need shy docile tiger on one arm and loud aggressive fire dog on the other

>> No.38376953

>>38376884
Isn't that normal in a relationship? You treat your mate with affection, yet are ready to tear any threats to them to pieces?

>> No.38376955

>>38373163
In practice, a monogamy-fag.
In fantasyland, a polygamy-fag.

While I have a desire to mate with damn near every mamono on the planet, I'd marry the first one to overtly express interest in me. And she'd be my only wife. I'd be loyal to her in this life and the next. Of course, I have preferences too. But even if that first girl to pursue me is of a species I don't care too much for, I'd still give her a shot and likely end up with her forever. She'd be my one and only for all eternity .

However, I do like to fantasize about many different types of mamono. So, unless that first girl to express interest in me is a bicorn or I get swarmed on by a group of girls wanting my dick, I'll be a monogamy-fag.

>> No.38376961

>>38376940

How it isn't? They basically can't talk to you (if you have just met her) without stuttering and sweating bricks.

>> No.38376962
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I'm going to surprise my wife by laying and waiting on our bed and when she comes into the room I'll invite her with open arms to embrace me with a big hug

>> No.38376982

>>38376955
This. This anon puts my thoughts and feelings into the perfect post

>> No.38377003

>>38376955
i've got small edge cases for things like twins and harem-prone species like khepri but that's pretty much my angle.

>> No.38377009

>>38376955
Based and One-True-Love-pilled.

>> No.38377015

>>38376955
This is my views as well.

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>>38376961
See >>38376953. She may be a stuttering, blushing mess when talking to the man she loves, but God help whoever poses any danger to him.

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>> No.38377079

>>38376698
More on KC working out:

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/14157852610

Imagine:
>Go to an anime expo
>Normies outside grab a copy of MGE and begin to make puns at it
>"I can only imagine the writer, haha"
>Badmouths Bapho and commissions gore art at the expo
>KC shows up
>Extremely ripped Jojo's style
>KC beating ensues
>At the end he just draws a smug Bapho face and drops it besides the guy
>"Here's your receipt"

>> No.38377084

>>38376955
>give it up to the first girl who says her womb tingles.
Unless a baphomet says this for some reason I'm out of luck. Some of us have to work for our presdestined wives who are very hard to get but also we have a 100% chance of getting them.

>> No.38377086

>>38377027
>Love? Ah, but Jinko-San, we have known each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know your name, hence the "Jinko-San"!

>> No.38377094

I believe in true love and predestination.

>> No.38377100

>>38377084
there's a couple shortcuts for baphos.
fairy powder, for instance.

>> No.38377113

>>38377079
This post reminds me of that dobson comic with the super girl.

>> No.38377115

>>38377094
>I believe in true love and predestination.

Do you love her because you are predestined for her or are you predestined for her because you love her? Anon gets isekaid to MGE and meets his waifu, who instantly upon meeting him gets the womb tingle "he is the one!" fate feeling.

Is she his waifu because it was fate to be with her? Or was it his fate to be with her because she is his waifu?

>> No.38377119

>>38377115
Both. At the same time.

>> No.38377122

i'd honestly go to dragonia and scrape my knee to get my wife

>> No.38377136

>>38370362
>loli nurari
Imagine the sleepovers

>> No.38377137

What happens if you go to Dragonia's barracks and shout "I want to marry and become a househusband for the strongest most overprotective dragon!"?

>> No.38377143

>>38377079
I don't read moonrunes

>> No.38377145

>>38377122
there are easily ways to get a wife in dragonia

>> No.38377148

>>38377143
https://www.deepl.com/translator

>> No.38377150

>>38377145
do you know what type of dragon comes digging when you get hurt

>> No.38377151

>>38377150
yes

>> No.38377156

>>38377086
>"But my name is Jin Ko. Surely it must be fate for you to know my name before I have introduced myself."

>> No.38377159

>>38377136
>Come home after a long work trip
>Head to my room.
>Loli Nura
>Loli Ochimura with a the outline of a yakuza tattoo on her back.
>Loli Kunoichi
>All pampering my cat on the bed.

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>>38377159
>lolis on cat action
Great choices.

>> No.38377169

>>38377151
so u know that is the easiest way to get the wurm. It was either that or to start digging

>> No.38377174

>>38377122
>trip and twist ankle at dragonian immigration bureau
>get mobbed by several dragon officials
>3 wurms bust through the floor with first aid kits
>sea bishop kicks down the door
ladies, please

>> No.38377175

>>38377150
which type

>> No.38377185

>>38377137
A white dragon with blue eyes will spirit you away.

>> No.38377189

>>38377174
>sea bishop kicks down the door
I have so many questions, yet I know that the fish is a keeper.

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>>38377174
>>sea bishop kicks down the door

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>> No.38377226

>>38377189
>>38377190
it's more of a drop kick, really.

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>> No.38377277

>>38377255
this tanuki think she can buy me?

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>>38368439

>> No.38377310

anons, what would lure you to go into a shady alley? just wanted to know for no reason at all

>> No.38377314
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>>38377255
What's with these monsters sending lewd pictures and expecting answers

>> No.38377323

>>38377314
send sharpie in tussy

>> No.38377325

>>38377310
The promise of affection you don't have to buy while you slowly wait for the entropy of the universe.

>> No.38377343 [DELETED] 

>>38377325
Love.

>> No.38377349

I want to make it clear to a Jinko I believe in traditional (Amazonian) gender roles and marry her.

>> No.38377372

>>38377314
>>38377323
I'd keep making requests of that one cute manticore to send pictures of her doing increasingly provocative and lewd things to her own tail.

>> No.38377384

>>38377314
and who the hell is giving my number to these monsters, i don't know any of the monsters

>> No.38377428

>>38377323
>>38377372
>>38377384
You better be careful eventually you'll see your house in the background of one of those pictures

>> No.38377431

>>38377384
They get them from the single pages

>> No.38377440

>>38377431
is that why some monster call me for phone sex?

>> No.38377441

>>38377428
Bring it on, I have a dozen different vibes ready to be taped along the inside of a tail pussy with her name on them.

>> No.38377455

>>38377310
"Excuse me, could you help me with something for a moment?"
>agree because I can't say no to anyone
>monster hands me a heavy box, tells me not to drop it
>yanks my pants down
Is it humiliating and pathetic? Yes. Is it realistic? Even more so.

>> No.38377463

dumb cumpumps don't need human "rights"

>> No.38377471

>>38377463
Men have the right to be protected and loved by their wives.

>> No.38377472

Gonna study and classify the primary types of automatons by role, weight class, and weapons!

>> No.38377480

>>38377472
>weight class
that is highly classified

>> No.38377496

>>38377463
can i still wear the funny hats that i borrowed permanently?

>> No.38377510

>>38377480
No, you just have to get them on a scale or get an idea of how much armor they have and what material it is, that will give you a good idea of what their weight i-

>Heavily armored fire support automaton gets a noticeably red glint in her optics and informs anon that "Minimum recommended firing range does not mean minimum actual firing range" when he moves to weight her.

>> No.38377513

>>38377472
>anon spends the rest of his days with a simple cleaning model and never even begins his research

>> No.38377518

>>38377513
I'll have you know that cleaning models vary greatly in size and scope from light weight, speedy cleaning models that can handle dirt and debris pickup along with dusting to industrial models that can clean roads and even power wash houses if need be.

>> No.38377520

>>38377310
I'm too paranoid to be drawn in easily for myself, but I might stick my head in if it sounded like someone else was in trouble.

>> No.38377528

>>38377480
Mark them all as heavyweight until they divulge their real weights.

>> No.38377539

>>38377510
that makes me want to weigh her even more. Just because danger gets me hard

>> No.38377544

>>38377539
Anon no, she's going to fire her high explosive, demonic energy shells at point blank range!

>> No.38377557

>>38377310
Guilty Gear -Strive- season 2 complete roster
I need to see it. please. I have to.

>> No.38377559

>>38377544
even better! IM THROBBING IN ANTICIPATION!

>> No.38377572

>>38377310
She need only extend a kind hand out to me, look mysterious and offer me 'pleasures beyond flesh'

>> No.38377600

>>38372428
>>38376253
what's it called?

>> No.38377606

>>38377600
castle of temptation

>> No.38377648

Have any of you guys played Succubus in Wonderland? I just found an english translation, and I'm curious if its worth the download.

>> No.38377744

>>38375970
you've my attention

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>> No.38377820

>>38377314
>>38377255

Someone ps do a Jinko "I showed you my abs"

>> No.38377825
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>>38376050
BEEG

>> No.38377831

>>38377572
That'd trigger the hell out of my NOPE reflex. It seems I have the instincts of a prey animal; in MGC that'd probably be a good thing because I would be exactly that.

>> No.38377839

>>38377802
>"You sure have big ones, huh..."

>> No.38377845

Would Tanuki buying a slave from humans that was actually a real slave for humans (not "slave" in the dark elf sense) be an ok story for KC and the thread? Or would it be too grimdark?

>> No.38377848

>>38377802
I need my adventuring mates at least this busty.
Even the tomboy high orc.
Especially the tomboy high orc.

>> No.38377859

>>38377845
hard line to tow since they'd be more about dismantling than supporting that enterprise.

>> No.38377860

>>38377802
the angel goes....

>> No.38377864

>>38377845
I think it would be cool, someone mentiond humans having slave markets. And they do have bandits and shit.

>> No.38377889

>>38377845
I can maybe, MAYBE see it if she buys Anon and then reks the slaver's business to get her money back and then some GTA style, but it's super questionable otherwise. Also, by the end only the man's heart should be enslaved.

>> No.38377894

>>38377845
If it was for the reason to free them. Monsters are against most kinds of slavery.

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>>38377845
Still waiting for the war prisoner slave story, where a soldier is captured and is sentenced to be worked to death by his enemy's kingdom, then when on the verge of death is bait and switched with a "surprise this was in mge all along" and the slave camps are overrun and rampaged through by a passing monster army, ending with our "hero" getting delicately cradled and carried off by a hellhound or dragon or something.

>> No.38377913

>>38377802
>justice
>>>not flat
B-Bros?

>> No.38377924

>>38377913
maybe it's one of those square/rhombus situations

>> No.38377940

>>38377802
i am going to have a nice glass of angel milk

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>>38377860
i don't have a solid hypothesis yet but i keep finding connections and overlap between angel, elf and cow.
must have a common ancestor or something

>> No.38377947

>>38377802
Hate to be that guy, but...
too big.

>> No.38377954

>>38377947
and your too gay.

>> No.38377963

>>38377954
I like my waifu's agile. Tall, intimidating and agile. Although, don't get me wrong, I like big booba.

>> No.38377964

>>38377947
I personally think her wings need to be bigger.

>> No.38377979

>>38377964
I agree. Bigger wings. Perhaps more sets of wings, too.

>> No.38378004

Demons in red stockings or Lilims in purple stockings?

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>>38377979
extra wings are often omitted as a courtesy to fragile mortal minds

>> No.38378033

>>38378026
i dont care, i want a full angel, not one that is just barely one

>> No.38378049

>>38378026
Extra wings
A nearly blinding divine aura
Big booba

>> No.38378052

>>38378049
its a flying holy cow

>> No.38378054
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>>38377947
Alright, fine, you can have this one, geeze.

>> No.38378059

RETURN TO JOJO

>> No.38378067

>>38378052
>Anon, you know that comparing me to the golden calf is considered a major insult amo-
>Oh, you mean because of my breasts.
>....
>Its still a bit rude

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>> No.38378075

>>38377310
Crowds blocking all other ways out

>> No.38378088

>>38378067
please moo for me, flying cow-chan!

>> No.38378100

>>38378088
>I have existed since the creation of the world
>Since the stars first ignited
>Since humanity was first created.
>....
>...
>m-moo

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>> No.38378114

>>38378100
i am going to marry this cow and make more cows! I will be making a new breed of cow!

>> No.38378116

>>38378105
Love those dumb lil' smiles. Not only are p.slimes good waifu material, they are also S-tier friend material.

>> No.38378187

>>38378116
Same friend. They are a women's best friend and a man's best wife.

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>>38368439

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>>38378307
Monstergirl art with backgrounds are my absolute favorite pictures, even if they're somewhat simple.

>> No.38378319

do they have a pope?

>> No.38378351

>>38378319
yeah the dl

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>> No.38378454

If a harpy gets cumflated, will she be too heavy to fly? They can't get pregnant after all.

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>>38378454

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>> No.38378469

>>38378454
what does cumflated mean?

>> No.38378475

>>38378454
Give it a go and find out

>> No.38378477

>>38378469
oh anon

>> No.38378484

>>38378469
cooming in your waifu so fucking hard her womb inflates.

>> No.38378488

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy with the royal sphinx guard.
Someone has to protect the treasures of the kingdom and sometimes riddles just aren't enough.
Jinko sized riddle cats coming at ya

>> No.38378490

>>38378469
They get cummed inside so much, they're full of cum and they look pregnant despite not having a baby inside but instead be full of cum.

>> No.38378492

>>38378484
why would you want to do that?

>> No.38378527

Beast MGs are subhuman, literally!

>> No.38378551

>>38378492
brcause mr.krabs told me to

>> No.38378557
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Russians really love MGE. I wonder if KC has a problem if he finds out they sell MGE merch.

>> No.38378574

>>38378557
i wish i could me hand on mge merch

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>> No.38378597
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Yes Russians are based, but remember, we arent the only community with tg style things. For example in the hot croc warrior girl profile we have a guy complaining about her:

>Ну и нахер нам крокодили что могут тебя с легкостью удушить? Где логика? И кому будет надо бабу которой сносит кришу м которая в пориве страсти может тебе чтото сломать? Сами пишете что имеют огромную силу !!!!! Я лично против таких персонажей которие легко порвут человека без напряжения! Неужели мало адских гончих, мантикор, драконов и агресивних ламий? Даже ящерици уже неадекватние ибо могут тебе бросить визов на дуель - хоть ти и можеш бить валянком. Я ловлю одни фейспалми от таких мамоно!

>So why do we need crocodiles that can easily strangle you? Where's the logic in that? And who would want a woman who can break you in a fit of passion? You write that they have tremendous power !!!!!. I personally am against such characters who can easily rip a man without effort! Is it not enough hellhounds, manticores, dragons and aggressive lamis? Even lizards are inadequate because they can drop you a Wiz on a duel - even though you can hit them with a wallop. I get a lot of facepalms from those mamonos!

>> No.38378667

>>38378597
Did you tell him he's a bitch

>> No.38378676 [DELETED] 

>>38378597

There is also a woman asking for monsterboys to be included:

>Ну почему нет описания мамоно парней?

>Anna:Why isn't there a description of the guys' mamono?

>Reply: You will find this in another group (sort of)

>Anna:No one is doing that group.
And no one wants to do fan mamono guys(

>Reply:What can you do, dude?
>Reply:Anna, because being a mamono is better than being with a man who is a mamono

>Anna:It's still not fair

>Reply:pfft nonsense. In the world of mamono girls and men cannot become men because of mamonization and the influence of eros. If I were a woman I would want to become a mamono or serve eros and find myself a husband. But I'm already a man, so just buydonia. The perfect pure person. Just like the perfect wife.

>Anna:It's still not fair and stupid. After all, everyone should have boyfriends to carry on the line if the men aren't around

>Reply:Not a boyfriend, but a husband. And you can find him.
>Reply:the presence of men mamono poisons all the beauty of their appearance
>Reply:And there are mamono men in general. They are incubi)

>Anna:not poisonous, but on the contrary decorative, unless of course they are such freaks as pig-horns

>Reply:pfft decorating. They are unnecessary . Their existence can denigrate the pure intentions of the author and mamono men are incubi and they are already there.

>Anna:I don't care, it just turns out that mamono is only for sperm-babies

>Reply:perm-babies? Almost all people are sperm addicts by nature. Mamono's make real personalities out of such people, that they don't think in one place. Sex itself with mamonos and their husbands is not just about getting pleasure and curing sperm toxicosis. It's an expression of love. Even I who can't feel the pleasure of sex and getting hurt because of it agree that sex with a mamono is not just a trivial emission of semen. For people who want more romance there is the goddess Eros and her teachings. Teachings that suit me fine.

>> No.38378684

>>38378676
>There is also a woman asking for monsterboys to be included:
kek

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>>38378597
There is also a woman asking for monsterboys to be included:

>Ну почему нет описания мамоно парней?

>Anna:Why isn't there a description of the guys' mamono?

>Reply: You will find this in another group (sort of)

>Anna:No one is doing that group.
And no one wants to do fan mamono guys(

>Reply:What can you do, dude?
>Reply:Anna, because being a mamono is better than being with a man who is a mamono

>Anna:It's still not fair

>Reply:pfft nonsense. In the world of mamono girls and men cannot become men because of mamonization and the influence of eros. If I were a woman I would want to become a mamono or serve eros and find myself a husband. But I'm already a man, so just buydonia. The perfect pure person. Just like the perfect wife.

>Anna:It's still not fair and stupid. After all, everyone should have boyfriends to carry on the line if the men aren't around

>Reply:Not a boyfriend, but a husband. And you can find him.
>Reply:the presence of men mamono poisons all the beauty of their appearance
>Reply:And there are mamono men in general. They are incubi)

>Anna:not poisonous, but on the contrary decorative, unless of course they are such freaks as pig-horns

>Reply:pfft decorating. They are unnecessary . Their existence can denigrate the pure intentions of the author and mamono men are incubi and they are already there.

>Anna:I don't care, it just turns out that mamono is only for sperm-babies

>Reply:perm-babies? Almost all people are sperm addicts by nature. Mamono's make real personalities out of such people, that they don't think in one place. Sex itself with mamonos and their husbands is not just about getting pleasure and curing sperm toxicosis. It's an expression of love. Even I who can't feel the pleasure of sex and getting hurt because of it agree that sex with a mamono is not just a trivial emission of semen. For people who want more romance there is the goddess Eros and her teachings. Teachings that suit me fine.

>> No.38378703

>>38378667
It is a 2020 discussion, so no use.

>> No.38378705

>>38378597
why not bring the nice things here instead of the bad things?

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>>38378597
>And who would want a woman who can break you in a fit of passion?

Y-yeah, haha.... who would want that....

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>>38378588

>> No.38378728

>>38378705

Becausr its fun, also so the community sees that not only here we need to gatekeep.

>> No.38378744

>>38378705
This. Why share the shit stuff.

>> No.38378748

>>38378597
>can easily strangle you?
>>38378597
>can break you in a fit of passion
>>38378597
>they have tremendous power !!!!!
>>38378597
>can easily rip a man without effort!

When you think you are describing negative traits and instead are only selling her as top waifu and getting the reader horny.

>> No.38378753

>>38378697
Based replier, holy shit

>> No.38378810

>>38378319
girls dont pope

>> No.38378820

>>38378492
>Why would you creampie your wife?
inb4 "that wasn't my question"
>Why would you creampie your wife a lot?

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>>38378446
Let me upgrade that for you

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When and under what reasons is it okay to hug against your Hellhound's wife red chest fluff?

>> No.38378847

>new manga drops, my monster friend tells me to check it out
>isekai garbage
>mc has op powers but everyone hates her
>buys a human slave that instantly swoons over her and does anything she says
>insanely good at something anyone with half a brain could do, praised as miraculous by idiotic side characters
>generic evil order villain fighting against love for reasons
Every time. She never has any good recs. The only reason she even reads it is because the main character is her species. And that slave guy looks strangely familiar...

>> No.38378880

>>38378847
>creator is listed as Knott A. Mon'ster

>> No.38378931
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>>38378847
Anon I'm drunk so I'm going to be candid. You need to go to her house and tell her straight to her face that it was garbage, absolute trash and you see her angle, you know what she wants. Then you need to grab her by the collar and pull her real close, you need to be sharing breath so close, and you need to tell her that if she has the hots for you then she should've just stopped beating around the bush and told you. But it's too late now, so you're taking charge and you're going to sling her over your shoulder, carry her to her bedroom and you're going to fuck her on top of her stinky neet bed on top of all of her neet doujins. And it's not stopping until the next day.

Thank you for reading my blog

>> No.38378956
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38378956

Oh no, wolf girls in MGE have all pointy teeth, kisses must suck.

>> No.38378962

>>38378931
>fuck her
What? She's my friend, bro. I've known her forever. She's like a sister to me. I would NEVER fuck her.

>> No.38378970

>>38378962
Fuck your friendsister Anon, right now. That's all she's ever wanted is incest but not really sex.

>> No.38378983

>Anubis is trying to pass through immigration
>Pull out a ledger to see if she's cleared
>It's a very organized ledger with vellum pages and a black trim cover
>She's visibly aroused

>> No.38378993

>>38378970
She doesn't want it either, bro. One time I brought up how gross it would be if we smashed, and she said "Yeah, gross, ha ha..." and got all red because she was repulsed by the notion.

>> No.38379001

>>38378838
Whenever, as long as shes ok with it.

>> No.38379012

Which song or music would suit a MG invasion?

>> No.38379016
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>>38378993
>"Yeah haha, so gross, haha..."

>> No.38379025

>>38378956
Anon I see it
Both of them

>> No.38379033
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>>38379012
Don't worry Anon, I gotchu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

>> No.38379040

>>38378318
>Secret Focks Shrine discovered! +12xp

>> No.38379043

>>38378983
>monster keeps trying to get you to strip search her
>you don't even work at customs

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>>38376832
Hmmmm yes

>> No.38379057

>>38379043
>they don't know that women handle the searches for women
It's never the first timers you have to worry about. It's the ones who already got through but come back who are the real virgin killers

>> No.38379067

anons what mgs make the best nurses because man am im always 15 minutes away from turning to dust

>> No.38379071

>>38379067
Grelia's Sabbath-

>> No.38379085
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>>38379057
Imagine the disappointment on her face when the female agent comes around.

>> No.38379095

>>38379071
Not the lolis, just pull the plug

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>>38379067
shog will make you feel like a whole new man

>> No.38379121

>>38379103
That is true the chaos girls remaking you would definitely fix the problem and the shog outfit is a easy switch to a nurse theme

>> No.38379148

>>38379085
>suuc agent is bantering with anubis while she does the search
>Wow miss you have nice tits, you could feed a family with these
>Haha... I know

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>>38379148
Nice...

>> No.38379202

>>38379148
>she hid a manticore stinger under her tits to try and prick any male officer that searched her

>> No.38379210

>>38379202
>her pride hurts and she becomes increasingly desperate as nobody searches her

>> No.38379253

>>38379210
>small ray of hope as the nice customs officer slipped his number in when he returned her passport

>> No.38379261

>>38379043
>working law enforcement
>got to do a cavity search on a repeat offender manticore
>put on the elbow glove
here we go again

>> No.38379295

>>38379261
I wonder how far their tail pussy actually goes, or if it just enters like magic void territory.

Like if I had one of those probe cameras could I reach the base? Where does that lead to if it connects to her tail bone?

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>>38372494
>>38376698
>>38377079
I'm so confused, is KC like the reverse of those shota artists but with loli?

>> No.38379443
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>>38379295
It's probably like wock tentacles, i.e. technically another mouth, despite the nickname.
Shove apples/cake/etc in there when she's not paying attention and see what happens.

>> No.38379472

>>38379443
if I was a wizard in mge id constantly be performing dangerous and unethical experiments.

Like splicing a hellhound and manticore together before releasing them into the wild to wreak havoc on submissive anons

>> No.38379494

>>38379443
>shove a cake in it
>she whips around with a pissed off look complaining about her diet

>> No.38379507

>>38379295
I imagine it connects to the stomach, with the tube getting narrower the closer it gets to the base, such that only liquids can be consumed through it.
I imagine the jabberwock's tentacles act in the same manner.

I like to think that manticores can get drunk twice as fast by drinking from both their mouth and tail pussy.

>> No.38379508 [DELETED] 

The English translation of the Hellhound's book profile, almost entirely removes the Hellhound's caring and protectuve nature, over how they treat their cute weak husbands with care. In fact, it seems like here HHs see human weakness as a negative thing they only tolerate in their husbands, rather than something cute that attracts them to protect them in the first place.

I would really like to know if it is Seven Seas localization and mistranslation or if it is correct, would be very sad if it is, as book profile trumps the web profile canon.

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The English translation of the Hellhound's book profile, almost entirely removes the Hellhound's caring and protectuve nature, over how they treat their cute weak husbands with care. In fact, it seems like here HHs see human weakness as a negative thing they only tolerate in their husbands, rather than something cute that attracts them to protect them in the first place.

I would really like to know if it is Seven Seas localization and mistranslation or if it is correct, would be very sad if it is, as book profile trumps the web profile canon.

>> No.38379528

>>38379523
Going on vacation, anon?

>> No.38379538

>>38379528
completely forgot about the extra art.

>> No.38379541

I have even more questions about weapons and silver realm.
I dreamed of me using a non lethal and a good feeling flamethrower to incapacitate monster girls but how making it?
Can you reproduce the breath of a dragon or what compose it to avoid any harm?
Or you should just try to use demon realms silver under the form of gas with a other chemical agent to gelled it?

>> No.38379542

>>38379528
What was it? A scary, advertiser ruining nipple?

>> No.38379549

>>38379542
Advertiser destroying hellhound pussy

>> No.38379555

>>38379542
Nah, dick in hellhound pussy with with his cummies

>> No.38379563
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The English translation of the Hellhound's book profile, almost entirely removes the Hellhound's caring and protectuve nature, over how they treat their cute weak husbands with care. In fact, it seems like here HHs see human weakness as a negative thing they only tolerate in their husbands, rather than something cute that attracts them to protect them in the first place.

I would really like to know if it is Seven Seas localization and mistranslation or if it is correct, would be very sad if it is, as book profile trumps the web profile canon.

>> No.38379588
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>>38379472
You're doing god's work.

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>>38379549
>>38379555
Hellhounds always were brutal

>> No.38379599

>>38379563
KCs got enough tweets about HH you can come to your own decision.

>> No.38379606

>>38379597
I want to bury my face in that tail

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>>38379588
the illusive horned fox

>> No.38379618

>>38379606
She may get mad that you chose the tail instead of the ass

>> No.38379621
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>>38379597
Brutally wonderful

>> No.38379623

>>38379588
we are lacking in some of the classic wizard fuck ups like owl bears, frankensteins etc.

>> No.38379625

I won't take this sexual harassments from my demon boss lying down!
I'm just gonna start sexually harassing her instead!

>> No.38379626

>>38379625
king

>> No.38379628

>>38379618
I could go for the base of the tail that's close enough for both

>> No.38379639

I was looking for ASMR Hellhound videos in youtube and literally before the video plays, an ad came with a guy saying "There are no untrainable dogs, just untrained humans."

Kek.

>> No.38379640

>>38379628
>Anon goes for the tail
>She takes his head and pushes it further down

>> No.38379641

>>38379628
What is the base of the tail called? I know it's a dock for horses, but is that true for all tail bearing mammals?

>> No.38379643

>>38379599

For example? What did KC said?

>> No.38379654

>>38379639
>They know
Ads in MGC must be wild as hell tho.

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>> No.38379684

>>38379659
nice

>> No.38379686

>>38379659
This is important.

>> No.38379701

>>38379659
Where is the full, Anon

WHERE IS IT

>> No.38379726

>>38379494
>You hear strange smacking sounds throughout her lecture
>The cake does not need to be disposed of later

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>>38379701
Oh, very well.

>> No.38379736

>>38379734
Yes excellent

>> No.38379743

>>38379734
Excellent proportions all around.

>> No.38379762

What is the purpose of the Hellhound's chest fluff?

>> No.38379766

>>38379762
For you to burry your face in.

>> No.38379773

>>38379766
Isn't that what boobs are for

>> No.38379780

>>38379773
You should do that too, yes.
You should also burry your face between her thighs and eat her out like a good boy.

>> No.38379781

>>38379734
I read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice

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>>38379773
It's extra padding.

>> No.38379785

>>38379773
The boobs are for the warm squish, the fluff is for the pheromones.

>> No.38379786
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>>38379781
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE

>> No.38379797

>>38378697
Womens are parasites of every fandom.

>> No.38379822

>>38379786
>Hellhound manage to clone herself
>GOOD NEWS ANON
This just makes me think of what having a cuckqueen wife would be like when she demands you fuck her clone and not her.

>> No.38379829

>>38379797
Women on the internet are always fiending for monster porn, and often demand it in inappropriate places.

>> No.38379854
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38379854

>Trying to sleep
>Vampirate neighbor is blasting sea shanties at 4 am again
How do I get her to fucking stop this?

>> No.38379859

>>38379854
Bully her about being a pirate without a ship until she gets one and fucks off.

>> No.38379893

>>38379854
fuck off back to /vg/

>> No.38379911

>>38379854
Shiver her timbers and plunder her booty.

>> No.38379957

>>38379659
>Pentagram pattern strings
Oh no!

>> No.38379966

>>38379957
Monsters are very innovative when it comes to fashion.

>> No.38379971

>>38379966
>This kind of fashion makes me question my loyalty to the chief goddess
>Unknown order solider, after the monster girl attacking his village decided they didn't need armor anymore

>> No.38379988
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>>38379893
>/vg/
Is he an actual crossposter, or is /vg/ just the new boogeyman after /tg/ thread committed sudoku?

>> No.38380002

>>38379988
its warhammer art, thats all you really need to know

>> No.38380033

>>38380002
>We're no longer allowed to post anything Warhammer related
You're just being silly at this point. Might as well just ban all non-MGE art while you're at it if you're that paranoid.

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>>38380033
>post anything Warhammer related
You already have /tg/. Anyway, i will report every post with warhammer picture.

>> No.38380112

>>38380096
I'm not the one who posted it.
But there's also a thread or something for helltaker, odes that mean you should report >>38379786 as well?

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>She said that she know a good spot for hunting at night but why deer would give me that kind of intel
Should i follow ?

>> No.38380156

>>38380112
I don't care about Helltaker. I hate only warhammerfags who steal threads after bump limit and spread edgytrash mixed with political crap. Also that's my last reply cuz you're newfag or pretend warhammernigger.

>> No.38380163

>>38380002
I agree that gatekeeping is important, but a sexy space goat is a sexy space goat. If the anon isn't posting about dropping a space marine squad onto MGE world let them have fun too. If you push too many people away the threads will just become endless circle jerking over mofu and cow tits, and while those are fascinating subjects they'll surely get old eventually if that's all you talk about.

>> No.38380174

>>38380153
The Winterstown outskirts can be dangerous at night. Be careful, or the local Anubis will have to save you again.

>> No.38380176

>>38380033
This thread has always shunned warhammer related stuff. Few months ago, we even had multiple threads side by side for several days/weeks, because the OP pic in one of them was from warhammer and people refused to use so it.

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>>38380163
I know it sounds silly, but after I've seen what happened to the vg monster girl thread last year, I'd say that it's always better to have too much gatekeeping than not enough of it.
Good posters will lurk more and adapt anyway, bad actors will use any excuse to force their shit on you and there's definitely a group that's unhappy with this thread's general spirit and would love to alter it.
Simply put, better safe than sorry.

>> No.38380249

>>38380176
I still think it's a bit silly. Sure, there are warhammer fags but why does that mean all monster girl content that's even slightly related to it is de facto banned?
I mean, maybe it's just because I can't tell >>38379854 is from warhammer.
The logical end point of that is "nothing but MGE pics". It just feel like walking on eggshells when posing anything that's not strictly MGE fanart.

>> No.38380256

Was looking for Hellhound stories in KC's official site. Wow, what a brutal setup, of course, the Hellhound will rescue him:

>"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really didn't want to do this. ......

>"It's okay, Dad. It's the only way to save everyone.

>Ugh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lim.

>A small village at the foot of a mountain somewhere in the Anti-Monster Territory. The village is currently suffering from a hunger rarely seen in recent years. Surrounded by mountains on all sides, there was no immediate help from the city.

>The villagers have been able to survive on their few reserves of food, but there will be a limit to what they can do. In order to postpone this limit, the villagers made a decision.

>In order to reduce the number of people living in the village, they decided to thin out the population. Unfortunately, one of the first to be selected was this boy, Lim.

>"If you want to hate me, hate me. I'm sorry I was such a bad father that I couldn't protect you.

>"Don't worry about it, Dad. Don't worry about it, Dad. My little brother and sister will have enough to eat without me.

>"Don't worry about it, father. The villagers, driven mad by hunger, cut the tendons in both of Lim's legs.

>They did not want him to come back to the village because he was too hungry. Lim's parents wanted to stop him, but if they did, the whole family would be killed.

>The villagers were suffering from hunger to such an extent that they would commit such a heinous act. Knowing this, Lim did not blame them.

>Fortunately, there are no carnivorous beasts in these mountains. You will not be eaten alive by a beast. Ugh ...... I'm really, really sorry."

>With these words, the boy's father left the place, leaving Lim alone. Lim, who was left alone, cowered in his cage.

>> No.38380280

>>38380256
It's even more edgy then /tg/shit and so dumb. They leave him to die just so he can be rescued...

>> No.38380294
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>>38380163
I agree, I mean a bunch of images are from non MGE MGs, we just assume it is MGE and adapt them to it even if they are from other settings, like this Kiki.

>> No.38380318

>>38380176
It's shunned unironically edgy grimdark shit, a monster girl is a monster girl.

>> No.38380335

>>38380256
Reminds me of a story that probably got nuked off of pastebin about a blinded shota sex slave that gets purchased by a hellhound and taken care of.

>> No.38380348

>>38380233
>but after I've seen what happened to the vg monster girl thread last yea

Anon, my NEET incel autistic ass has been sitting here for like 6 years. This thread has gone from shaming and shitting on Anons that don't want MG to have standards to:

>I think fulfilling sex with the woman of your dreams that has zero previous exclusionary standards handed to you on a silver platter is incredibly based and I am tired of pretending it's not.

No way is this thread getting derailed as long as we are here. I have fought tooth and nail with the other anons here to steer the thread in this direction. Relax, but stay vigilant.

>> No.38380365

>>38380280
>It's even more edgy then /tg/shit and so dumb

Yet its on KC's official site and unless he police his site less than he police Twitter, it means KC is fine even with very dark stuff provided:

>The dark stuff is not from or to monster girls
>It has a happy waifu ending

>> No.38380378

>>38380096
That pic: Receptionist Aut-Hound looks at Anon as if "Other" probably should be 'D:All of the above'

>> No.38380414

>>38380256
Some follow up:

>Lim pondered Emila's words. When he was in the village, he had heard about demons from the priest of the Lord God's cult who came to preach once in a while.

>He said that they were evil and dangerous beings that attacked, tormented, and ate humans. But the Emira in front of me was different. She was abandoned in order to reduce the amount of money she had to spend, but she offered me a hand of salvation.

>"...... Yes! Please take me with you!"

>"Okay, that's it! There's hardly any food around here, so let's go to a new place!"

>There was no hesitation in Lim's mind. He nodded at Emila's words and wiped away his tears. It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for.

>I'm not sure what to do. I'll lend you a hand, so stand up.

I mean Japs, I get monster pussy is great and a sexy Hellhound girl is nice. But you would think that a guy that was told monsters are murderous tormenting demons by The Order, and that just got abandoned to starve and die by his family, would be more hesitant and sad and not just happily jump at it.

>> No.38380416

>>38380280
I don't see how it is /tg/ or too edgy? It is not like MGE is stranger to dark stories (as long as they have good ending or it isn't some inane chest thumping about muh humanity and glorifying violence against mamono) Don't see how any worse than Merse's backstory for example.

>> No.38380434

>>38380256
No, while its 'grimdank' it fits into MGE canon, so I can see why KC let to live.
>it isnt nasty mamonos doing the grimness
>Order towns and rules are shit
>Order humans are shit to other Order humans
>getting kicked out of an Order town, even if it involves being painfully crippled and left to die, Anon still has a better chance of a happyending than staying
>And presumably abandoned Anon gets found and cured by his fated waifu not just freezing and bleeding to death - because it wouldnt be in MGE without at least one mamono turning up before he dies
>only if the mamono turned up and then left Anon to die would it be non-canon grimdark

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>>38380416
I feel that people tend to for get merses backstory was pretty deep
also the assassin that killed people on the orders of mary's dad. though that story is made lighter in that the sword was cursted and was warping people to safety

>> No.38380440

>>38380416
>Don't see how any worse than Merse's backstory for example.

Seeing all the flak and controversy it got, I just never read Fallen Maidens, just skipped it. Im fine with the profiles and KC hugbox from the Tweets, don't need to read something that will probably spoil my fun.

>> No.38380460

>>38380416
Let him to die in a cage is edgy when the logical solution was to just mercy kill him.

>> No.38380464

>>38380434
>Order towns and rules are shit
>Order humans are shit to other Order humans

This, KC allows Order shit, just to portray how good mamonos are in comparison. This is why cheating is actually a part of canon, and not only happens, it happens A LOT going by Vol 1, but only from human women. Going from some comments I have read, The Order represents modern society and it seems KC despises basedciety with The Joker's passion.

>> No.38380474

>>38380440
That is a fair a valid view anon.

>>38380256
I mean its dark but it looks ripe for a cute healing ending with a mamano. Which i imagine is what happens.

My own waifu has a fairly tragic backstory before becoming a monstergirl, meeting me and living happily ever after.

>> No.38380511

>>38380464
basedciety>>38380464
>KC despises basedciety with The Joker's passion.

>Interviewer: Why did you smiled when I told you under your setting a lazy guy that has never done something with his life will just get a gorgeous maid woman that will have sex with him? Do you think that's funny? Something to celebrate?

>KC: I do, and I'm tired of pretending it is not.

>> No.38380533

>>38380414
I'd also pick the monster girl.
Beats starvation any day, even if you think you're gonna get eaten.

>> No.38380536
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38380536

you wouldnt fuck a cat

>> No.38380539

>>38380096
Lmfao, so touchy over an image I couldn't even identify as Warhammer that you say you'll report them all. Thats 4channel for you.
>>38380464
There's dark but I'm surprised it's that dark. KC didn't originally portray the order as this dark but I guess he changed over the years. In light of this we can assume older lore saying that most order members have a change of heart after meeting monster girls might not be totally true. Maybe only heroes.

>> No.38380559

>>38380539
Its a non canon fan story. It might get that dark but its probably pretty rare. The situation portrayed in that story specifically seems like one that would be more susceptible to actually letting monsters over run the town do to despiration.

>> No.38380562

>>38380533
>pick
>Hellhound
>One that is seeing you in a particularily weak state and in need for protection

Friendly reminder that any asking for consent by Hellhounds is just an act of courtesy. It is like when you enter Dragonia empty handed and weak looking and a huge Dragon Knight tells you "Please, come with me",

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>>38380536
I would a big one.

>> No.38380591

>>38380539
>There's dark but I'm surprised it's that dark. KC didn't originally portray the order as this dark but I guess he changed over the years.

I mean, lets remember at the end of the day it isnt written by KC himself, he cant read every story and he isn't the Gestapo. Any story that doesn't break a blatant rule will likelt just get a pass, even if it isnt what he would write.

And again, he cant read all, thete could even feasibly be NTRs lurking in the sea of fanfics in his website and KC wont know if no one bothers to report it.

>> No.38380608

>>38380591
Isn't this the man who goes through English fanfiction to police it?

>> No.38380619

Suffering is fine if the objective is healing.

>> No.38380642

>>38380608

Nah, I was just looking for some Hellhound stuff and just thought the opening interesting to share,I never stated it is bad and in fact outright stated in the post the guy will be rescued by Hellhound waifu. I have no provlem woth some dark stuff if it has a happy ending and follows MGE core.

>> No.38380649

>>38380619
>Suffering is fine if the objective is healing.

Even KC kinda agreed on a tweet that NTR-like cheating is ok, if it is to be healed by a monstergirl.

>> No.38380664

Darkest I'd probably write is a a cheesy anime scene where a valkyrie goes dark when her "hero" gets betrayed and almost killed
then she heals him
then they fuck

>> No.38380665

>>38380464
Hugboxes ree when Anon has to 'suffer' any kind of difficult choice (not even pain just not getting his best waifu at the first mamono he sees) to get to his waifu
Orderfags reee when Fatuglysmelly Neets get their waifus without any effort at all.
>I'm middle-ground, if Anon has to risk death to get his waifu, make a difficult choice like leaving his village, or survive some calamity, it just makes the happy ending all the better than either of the other extremes.

>> No.38380680

>>38380665
Got any actual examples, or did you just schizo people into existence?

>> No.38380682

>>38380591
Yeah KC pretty much says on his website that secondary creations can do almost anything they want so long as it doesn't violate the spirit of the setting.
He has a list of fetishes that are forbidden (NTR, multiple men on monster etc...) then has another bunch of rules where he says something about no killing of monsters, stories should have happy endings etc... but aside from that anything is fine. It just has to respect the spirit of the setting.

>> No.38380694

I like how this story begins:

>There are strong people and there are weak people.

>"Come on, get up."

>The strong enjoy tormenting the weak.
But there are times when the strong protect the weak.
>And now, the strong are torturing the strong for the sake of the weak.

>"Haha..."

>He grabs the tormentor by the face with an iron claw and slowly lifts him up.
>He then throws him off.
>The man is thrown against the wall and faints.

>The next time you mess with one of my males, I'll crush your balls!

>I'm a Hellhound.
>It's a rare demon girl in the wolf species that never takes a liking to men.
>Then, a man approaches.

>"Hahaha... Renge-san."

>"Oh... Male... I mean, Kota..."

>He ran slowly and approached Kota Inori, also known as Kota.
>It's a great way to make sure you're getting the most out of your time.
>I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not, but I have.

>What, you were looking for me... The sun is still high in the sky. Oh...so you want to mate!

Before you reee at "one of my males" remember the translator often mess up with the plurals and singulars and make more mistakes with long text. So obviously it really says "my male".

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>>38380434
The Order in general isn't bad and isn't equivalent of Imperium. It's just full of idiots who know nothing about mamono. KC just shows them as confused and afraid children who need help. If you read canon books you will see that Order soldiers and heroes just can't hurt monster girls and surrender to them. ASoFM games, wich not actually canon, but still demonstrate this well. Only completely murderfaggots like warhammerkids can't be forgiven and have happiness in MGE.
But you know, if one of them will be isekaid then this scenario will happen:
1. Warhammerfag has been spotted by mamono
2. He screams about Emperor and murders
3. She rapes him without care
4. A normal married man is born

>> No.38380757

>>38380743
>Only completely murderfaggots like warhammerkids can't be forgiven and have happiness in MGE.

They can be forgiven and have happiness, just not in their present condition.

>> No.38380783

>>38380743
It's not just warhammerfags, I'm a warhammerfag (I've been here since /a/) it's just /tg/ autists in general.

>> No.38380838

>>38380783
I've been in this fandom since 2010, and i saw so many WHdegenerates write fics and draw pictures how they killing mamono. You may be forgiven by mgs, but not by me.

>> No.38380856

What's the stance on /k/ autists such as myself then?
I forgot that we gatekeep here to preserve the thread's relatively comfy atmosphere and culture.

>> No.38380901

>>38380856
Was there ever an actual problem with /k/ here? From what I've seen, the stigma against everything /tg/ related comes from /tg/ mgw thread crossposters/refugees trying transplant themselves here and refusing to conform to existing thread culture.

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>>38380856
You can tell this cat about your revolvers.

>> No.38380921

>>38379563
the official translation is shit in multiple places

>> No.38380955

>>38380921
What other questionable things are there from the official translators?

>> No.38380959

>>38380743
Yeah but what about canon servant ?
They fire the canon without seeing monster upclose.
Same go with a lucky archer

>> No.38380984

>>38380856
Just use silver realm bullet and muh death is gone

>> No.38380993

>>38380955
Sabbath stuff, over flowery wording in places and having to do reprints because they completely fucked up the minotaur profile by implying they're sluts.

>> No.38381024

>>38380856
I dont think /k/fags have ever been a problem so no. In fact most seem like chill guys like that one deer fuc/k/er.

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>>38380856
I don't visit /k/ and I don't know what they're like, but you'd hear about them more if they were a nuisance here. Besides the twats described by >>38380901 the other kind of crossposter not welcome here is the type that doesn't lurk beforehand to see what the thread culture is like, usually easy to spot from posting frogs (not the sexy kind) and other iFunny-tier crap. Luckily, those don't come too often.

>> No.38381085

>>38380856
>Was there ever an actual problem with /k/ here?
I didn't think so but I wanted to make sure nevertheless.
>>38380907
Revolver Ocelot?
>>38380984
>Just use silver realm bullet
That was the plan anyway. Man, I'd really like for my gun to monsterize so I can marry her.
>>38381024
>most seem like chill guys like that one deer fuc/k/er
Classic /k/.
>you'd hear about them more if they were a nuisance here
Yeah I figured as much. There's probably only a handful of us after all.

>> No.38381092

>>38381085
whoops forgot to tag the other anon >>38381049

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A rapekot showed you her beans

how do you respond?

>> No.38381179

>>38381085
>Revolver Ocelot?
That's the joke.

>> No.38381185

>>38381179
Yeah I'm aware
Metal Gear Solid.

>> No.38381201

>>38381178
Touch, of course.

>> No.38381207

>>38381185
Metal Gear?

>> No.38381218

>>38381178
Mating press into oblivion

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>>38381207
Snake?

>> No.38381236

>>38381201
you just activated her rape card

>> No.38381283

>>38381178
Flick those beans

>> No.38381365
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My penis is too large. It can only be accommodated by the biggest of monsters.
My heart is too big. Only the largest of monsters can hold it close to theirs.

>> No.38381399

>>38380608
Only if someone points it out to him. Some people have a habit of sending KC shit just to piss him off.

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>>38381365
>doubting the stretchy

>> No.38381439

>>38381223
>ara ara, you're not attracted to an old snake like me, are you?

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>>38381409
I love fairies with my heart and soul, however not even their stretchy veevees or size changing magic would be of any help.
I'd make a fairy the happiest girl in the world, however my dick is too big, and in order to live my life without seing my loved ones pain, I need to find the biggest and muscliest monster there is to gift my heart to.
Woe, woe, woe is me! I wish I had happiness, instead of this giant cock.

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>>38379563
You misunderstand the nature of hellhound. When she see a male she don't bother herself how he is weak or strong. She wants to rape him into orgasm mess and make him hers because hellhounds consider all human men as weak creatures that should be protected. If male is strong enough to resist it's just an additional bonus for her to make him submit. Well, it's really doesn't matter how strong are you, you will never turn hellhound into obeying puppy. Even in sex she allowing you to be active, but not the actual dominant in life. Just keep in mind that hellhounds is full-femdom monsters.

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>>38381561
They are protective-fags fetish monsters, not full role reversal femdom. They won't make you stay at home and cook, and slap you when you try to talk back like amazons or Delves. They just want to protect you and shield you from any harm.
I don't think "full-femdom" is correct shelf to put them on. Unless you only mean it in terms of sex.

>> No.38381632

>>38381085
Fuck. I'm a god-damned glue eater, forgot to reply to this post too >>38380901

>> No.38381635

wind guide you

>> No.38381653

>>38381613
>Unless you only mean it in terms of sex.
I mean this. They don't care about "Only the strong one can have sex with us!" like lizards or dragon girls (and even they have exceptions)

>> No.38381676

>>38381635
Why is it guiding me to commit tax fraud?

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>>38381223
Not posting Solid Snek Miia

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>>38381697

>> No.38381740

>>38381409
Stretching a fairy so thin on the BAnonC that the other mamonos run her out of MGC thinking she's an illegal condom.

>> No.38381785

>>38381613
>and slap you when you try to talk back
?

>> No.38381808

>>38381785
Unfunny thread meme.

>> No.38381855

>>38381808
>Unfunny thread meme.
Yeah, every femdom girl is.

>> No.38382009

>>38381740
MGC harem sex:
Slide your cock into your Fairy waifu then use her whole body as a 'ribbed for her pleasure' condom to fuck your Centaur or Oni etc large-size waifu
>Fairy gets a fucking plus an allover wet-pussy body-massage
>the Bigger Girl gets an extra-sized dicking with added vibrations from the fairy's arms and legs going ahegaoepileptic in her pussy
Double-win

>> No.38382112

around elves let your guard down

>> No.38382139

>>38382009
>but anon, if we use her like a condom I won't get any of your semen for myself!
>not to worry babe, thanks to being incubized, I can now come buckets! There's no way her tiny body can hold all my jizz!
>fairy sees this as a challenge, clamps down causing her to inflate like a balloon while still inside the other wife

>> No.38382148

>>38382009
Better to get a witch or genie to actually transform a monstergirl into a condom temporarily. When done many times, it pleases the whole harem!

>> No.38382190

>>38382148
>Better to get a witch or genie to actually transform a monstergirl into a condom temporarily
https://i.imgur.com/jvRJ7Pk.png

>> No.38382244

>>38381855
>There are still salty af maledomfags
Thought by now all of you would have calmed down.

>> No.38382360

>>38382139
>get stuck in one of your wives because of thix
>have to go to the ER
>Miss Unicorn has never been redder

>> No.38382376

>>38382190
roaming the seas of wild tags on pixiv while looking for good art has done something to me...
It's also just more direct.

>> No.38382412
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Can I put it in a fairy's butt?

>> No.38382448

>>38382412
Yes. In fact if you see a fairy it's your duty to use her as a cumdump.

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>>38382112
This. Elves are a proud and noble people and can be trusted with young boys.

>> No.38382579

>>38382540
I like this dude's art
But god, why did he have to make a work with cheating in it :(

>> No.38382656

>>38382579
>a work with cheating in it
So don't read that one?
Try finding a one off you really like with great art, deciding to see if the artist did anything similar, and finding nothing but shit (literally) in the rest of his works. That's pain.

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>>38382540
>tfw ywn have two elf momsters
i was born in hell, please I need it!

>> No.38382684

>Oh? You come seeking the aid of the elves?
>We are masters of martial prowess and our knowledge of the arcane is second to none, its only fitting that a human like you come to us...but why should we?
>There are many threats in this world from the dread pirates that lurk on the seas to the undead clambering out of the dark.
>Surely you must realize that a few, middling orcs are be- Eh? Where are you going?
>W-wait up! We'll help we'll help! J-just don't go to the dwarves!

>> No.38382738

>>38382684
Good. I was bluffing anyway, I really didn't want to go to the dwarves.

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>>38382673

>> No.38382741
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Any elf that wants me must be at least this tall.

>> No.38382755

>>38382738
Do you want a shortstack pouting at you?
Because that's how you get a shortstack pouting at you.
Its like you don't want to get that lucrative mineral trade going.

>> No.38382790

>>38382740
i would rather see traps than hairy pits

>> No.38382800

>>38382755
>Do you want a shortstack pouting at you?
Yes?
>>38382790
Literally gay.

>> No.38382860
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Elves are /tg/ level girls.

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>>38382540
100% true

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>>38382863
Anon no! It's a trap- they want you to let your guard down so they can

>> No.38382955

>>38382740
This is the most hag art I've ever seen.

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>>38368439

>> No.38382963

Elves are literally just human women but with knife ears

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>>38382963
Spoken like an inferior h*man.

>> No.38383041

>>38382957
I don't know what's going on here but now I really want a "haunted houses and palaces" thing but with actual undead monster girls.

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>>38382955
Tanishi, enjoy.
>>38382963
That's why they're the most trustworthy! Because elves are the closest to humans (except maybe the majin girls).

>> No.38383123

>>38383063
I swear this dude has great potential to create some of the most heartwarming romance stories paired with God tier art for hag lovers such as myself, but I guess those cuckshit works makes money. Dunno why else one would do it. It's just the money right?

>> No.38383182

>>38383123
Ntr reminds me of my life but for short doujins the fetish doesn't do much for me. Then again cuckolding was big in the west for ages, maybe lots of people just have inferiority complexes deep down and deal with it this way because they just can't admit that the problem lies with society.
And of course when you have a fetish it generally has an underlying cause like that.

>> No.38383191

>>38383123
Maybe it's just the site I'm using, but out of his 30+ works I found two with cheating in them.

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>>38382963
>>38383063
I'd rather do a monkey than an elf.

>> No.38383280

>>38383269
A pair of monkeys in the wild! What are they talking about?

>> No.38383283

>>38383280
monke stuff

>> No.38383313

>>38383280
>what can I do to get anons attention?
>stick your butt out at him!
>great idea! Hey! Why are you taking your butt out too?!
>he's gonna like mine better!
>nuh uh! Hey, anon! Who's butt do you like better?!

>> No.38383322

>>38383313
>tfw no baboon gf with a bright red ass

>> No.38383373

>>38383280
banana and how to get more and the one in anons pants

>> No.38383474

>>38383373
>hey anon, I know you've been holding out on me, c'mon, show me that big banana you've got tucked away in your pocket
>oh my gosh! I knew your banana was big, but not this big! I'm not sure I can even fit this in my mouth!
>mhmm, anon, you didn't tell me your banana had a creamy filling, absolutely delicious
>um, ma'am, that's a twinky. And I was saving it for dessert.

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close air support

>> No.38383515

>>38383322
>tfw no big buff gorilla gf that thinks your normal human dick is gigantic

>> No.38383548

>>38382412
The 2 holes are going to be that close together you won't even need the old "Whoops, I missed" excuse, it's going to be a 50:50 lottery every time.

>> No.38383549

>>38383515
All beastgirls can be tamed by cock.

>> No.38383564

>Go to mindflayer massage parlor
>She’s married so I know there won’t be any funny business
>Tells to me relax and just let all my worries wash away
>Massage was so relaxing and comfortable I fall asleep
>Wake up 4 hours later fucking a werewolf doggy style
>Look around to see a whole pack of werewolves laying around sleeping leaking my cum
>Apparently werewolf pack wanted a happy ending and she didn’t have any available male masseuses

>> No.38383653

>>38383564
>getting used like a love doll in my sleep
now that is something I'd never thing I'd have a fetish for

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Elven cow-I mean ladies in your area looking for dic-I mean husbands!

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>>38383657
You can't fool officer D. Elf! She has eyes like a hawk, and right now she sees nipple!

>> No.38383672

>>38383657
tell me more. I need some more details

>> No.38383691

>>38383668
Y-you're mistaken, officer, th-those are fingers, I swear!
>>38383672
Walk around the elf quarter after 8 pm, you'll get the full picture.

>> No.38383704

>>38383691
but i live in little hagville!

>> No.38383712

>>38383269
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

>> No.38383717

>>38383657
Please, I know my cows.
She's not fat enough to be a cow.

>> No.38383727

>>38383717
>>38383717
u made every cow in the area cry. Are U Happy, Anon?

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>>38383123
A real crime I tell you.

>> No.38383733

>>38383668
she spends an awful amount of time looking at and for them...

>> No.38383741

>>38383733
IS MISS DARK ELF A MASSIVE LESBO???????

>> No.38383743

>>38383727
No I am not.
Mostly because they aren't my cows.

>> No.38383760

>>38383668
There is a foot of snow on the ground, so why is officer D. Elf still wearing a pencil skirt?

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>>38383741
Please don't make such slanderous accusations. Or look in her 'WORK PICTURES' folder.

>> No.38383772
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>>38383479
No one can call owls lewd if they only do their dirty deeds in the dark.

>> No.38383784

>>38383767
So she knows what type of nip is best nip, inverted nipples with nice big thicc nipples when they aren't inverted

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>>38383717
>o-of course I'm not a c-cow?! Wh-what proud, noble, elf such as myself would refer to themselves as a lowly c-cow?!
>>38383704
every town has a elf quarter, you just need to know where to look.

>> No.38383799

>>38383712
Well you've finally made a monkey out of me

>> No.38383804

>>38382360
>Anon has to go to the MGC Hospital ER after an 'accident'
>Receptionist Tism-Hound gives Anon the clipboard and strange looks >>38380096
>leaves Anon to wait in chairs with a towel over his lap
>Anon finally gets to see Dr. U.nicorn
>Anon's Fairy-waifu is vacuum-locked on Anon's dick
>Hmmm.... Anon will need Unicorn medical magic plus centauride upper body strength to fix this problem
>Dr Nicorn finally manages to grip the sedated Fairy and slowly pull the stretched body off Anon's dick
>Anon's dick is still diamond and now covered in half a pint of retained cum
>Dr U.Nicorn's face starts turning red...
>Dr U.Nicorn's white mane starts turning grey-black...

>> No.38383818

>>38383795
>filename starts with CCC
>shows an elven cow
pottery

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>>38383795
every other house in hagville is a 1000 year old elf hag, there isn't an elven quarter

>> No.38383865

I can't wait for Lilith and Hero to make MGs birth incubi sons, so elves can have their males back and they can finally leave our shotas alone.
Can't even walk my son to Miss Red Oni's piano lessons, without hearing those Hags UOOOOHHing at my kid the entire time.

>> No.38383883

>>38383865
>it happens
>they still don't birth elves

>> No.38383901 [SPOILER] 
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>>38383844
Ya best start believin' in Elven Quarters, anon, yer in one.

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>>38383901
>elves
>pure and noble
>looks at me like I'm slab of fresh meat just waiting to be devoured
>I even saw a couple drool with thier mouth open when I jog outside with a shirt

>> No.38383916

>>38383883
nice try hag, but elves and dwarves are coming back

>> No.38383921

>>38383479
>Jericho trumpets howling.

>> No.38383933

>>38383865
I'd be so proud of my boy being a heartthrob already like his papa

>> No.38383977

>>38383865
knowing myself as a kid, I would very likely get taken by an elven hag.

>> No.38383986
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FUCKING ELVES SHUT UP!

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>>38383986
no, drink some warm milk and calm down, Anon

>> No.38384029

>>38383986
I like how by the end she's loving it. Elves really are pathetic.

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>>38383865
>>38383914
>>38383977
>>38384029
>I-I don't know what you anon's seem to be implying. We elves are pure! We would never stoop so low as to d-drool over or catcall a young boy! Ask of the nobles, elves make the best babysitters!

>> No.38384057

>>38383977
I remember I used to hug random girls on the streets as a kid. They mostly liked it, and I liked how they smell.
In retrospective I was a super smart kid, but I would last like 2 hours as a MGE shota before getting married,

>> No.38384077

Men should be kidnapped and raped by elves solely for pleasure! Who cares about procreation anymore! Getting raped by elves is fun!

>> No.38384109
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>>38384077
it is also fun to play with elven eqars

>> No.38384149

>>38384109
I've never heard of an eqar before. Must be a pretty weird part of elven anatomy. Where do I find the eqar?

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Elves belong in bondage to be used as toys for men.

>> No.38384167

>>38384109
Cute tummy.

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>>38384149
eqars is a funny way of saying ears in elf. they love messing with them on their own. If you ever find an elf doing so, they are pretty much masturbating

>> No.38384183

I was born to serve monster women.
Yes! That is my true purpose in life.

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>> No.38384197

>>38384191
those ears..... look like they need a good nibble

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>>38384109
If the race has long knife ears, you need to dom her and play with them.

>> No.38384232

>>38384197
But anon, that's all ears.

>> No.38384408

>>38380856
Don't bring military fuckshit in here and you're good to go. Nothing wrong with going to a shooting range with your cursed gun wife and getting completely schooled idk what /k/fags like i just know you all really like guns, dont be a twat and its all good

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>>38381223
SNAAAKE?

>> No.38384457

>>38384417
i need the grape rape milk

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>> No.38384503

how do i get strawberry milk

>> No.38384510

>>38384408
MGs will love shooting guns recreationally, because they are loud and fun (guns). In fact all women I ever took shooting loved shooting and it's an extremaly rare hobby in my country.
Also demon silver solves the problem of killing people with guns, and gun accidents. If you'll shoot your foot because of the poor trigger discipline while holstering.the pistol, you'll just get hard.
Come to think of it - with demon silver bullets, you can use real guns as cooler asg.

>> No.38384519

>>38384503
Marry an Eros holst.

>> No.38384529

>>38384510
If you shoot your foot*
sorry, I am not a proficient english speaker.

>> No.38384554
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Spess elf.

>> No.38384580

>>38384554
Now they can be desperate hags in the Tau Ceti system too.

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>> No.38384618

>>38384417
damn purple reptiles have milkbags like that?

>> No.38384667

>>38384519
What about the flying holsts?

>> No.38384670

>>38381653
>or dragon girls (and even they have exceptions)

Dragons dont have this fetish at all, it has been thoroughly debunked. Dragons have the dual nature and desire of protecting weaker men as their treasure and getting defeated by a weaker man, and they are fine with either.

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>she took your last image

>> No.38384689

>>38381785
>>38381808

To be frank, pleasure inducing slaps by a tall warrior girl are very very hot.

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