/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3835155
Shes called, Yukari Yakumo, you know...

she was sleeping

You are now looking at her gaping vagina.

Yeah, there's a θ-tan.

So, when are the creating that black hole that's going to kill us all?

Is that the last experiment?

>>3835175

So have they actually opened the door yet?

>>3835155
What a moumental waste of the tax payers' money.

When are they going to start that thing?

>>3835367
Already did, I think.

>>3835376
works for me

>>3835379

If I remember right, it'll take quite some time before they're up to full power.

That thing looks like an asshole.

>>3835367

>What a moumental waste of the tax payers' money.

You spelled monumental wrong.
Also, it's rather sad that you don't care more about cutting edge scientific investigation because it's one of the only things that pushes humanity forward. Without it we'd still be in the damn dark ages controlled by bronze age mythology.

>>3835431

That's what your mom said.

>>3835367
Cost of LHC: $5 billion
Cost of Iraq war per year: $100 billion

Are you fucking kidding me?

Of course there's an LHC-tan.

>>3835454
Yes but Iraq war nets us oil.

LHC nets us balls hitting each other.

Noteworthy remark: The media's and general population's disinterest in the LHC project after the success of the experiment and the debunking of the nutcases who "theorized" that it'll kill us all.

>>3835504
So the LHC produces gay?

SIGN ME UP!

>>3835442
First of all, I did not spell that word wrong you dick nipple. It was technology, that spelled it wrong. Yup that's right, I took your advice and I relied on technology to help me, and guess what, it DIDN'T fucking work.

We've become far too dependent on this machine run economy. There were no NEETs back in the stone age. It's this setting of ours that makes us this way. Do you realize the turkey you ate a few days ago had to be hatched, raised, cleaned, and driven to your local market before your mom brought it back home to cook it. And here you are, too lazy to lift a finger to eat it.

And even as you read this, you realize there's nothing you can do to change this life. Your butt will still be making dents in chairs, years after you've read this message. We need to kill our parents, doctors, scientist, lawyers, and professors, as they are the ones that constructed such a shitty system.

>>3835518

Sorry bro...Seeing I actually make my money in the sciences, you'll have to do better than that.

>>3835518
Fascinating rant, sir.

>>3835367

You're a terrible person.

>>3835518
>We need to kill our parents, doctors, scientist, lawyers, and professors, as they are the ones that constructed such a shitty system
You want to kill bureaucracies not individuals who play a pragmatic role in society.

>>3835518

>>3835504

>LHC nets us balls hitting each other.

Wow... Oversimplify much?
I'd say it nets us a better understanding of the fundamental constituents of matter/energy. Without the advancements in quantum mechanical understanding that we've already had, the computer that you're sitting in front of wouldn't exist. Understanding how the universe is actually put together naturally leads to practical application of that knowledge.

>>3835504
>LHC nets us balls hitting each other

I don't know, that sounds pretty hot.

Here the sum up

LHC IS WORKING
LHC has yet to go beyond what has been done before the last experiment was at 450 GeV the "final" experiment before the upgrade to 11 TeV
or more is going to be 5 TeV

All in all nothing this year, maybe something next year.

>>3835454
It's not $ it's € and thats a lot more.

>>3835552
>Understanding how the universe is actually put together naturally leads to practical application of that knowledge.

Give me an example of a "practical application".

>>3835591
inb4 whats TeV or GeV
1 TeV: one teraelectronvolt (a million million electronvolts), or 1.602×10-7 J, about the kinetic energy of a flying mosquito

inb4 thats not much energy for 5+€ bil euros.

>>3835595
GPS, Transistors, Microchip, Fiberoptic cables, Laser Mouse, Radio transmiters, Nuclear bombs, Nuclear energy, Fusion energy, Solar energy.

>>3835595

An extreme example, but still an example. You didn't it had to be beneficial.

>>3835618

CCDs, laser printers, CRTs, Plasma TVs, LCD, Ion drive engines.

>>3835595

Me and >>3835622 are overcomplicating things, heres a simple thing.

You want to fly, you dont have wing you dont have shit, so how do you build a flying machine. You see birds can fly, but why because they flap their wings?

You discent the bird and disover a few things, it's very light it has hollow bones, it very muscular so it can flap the wings, it has wings so what makes the wings so special, is it the shape or something?

You think around and you discover that the wing produces lift, as shown in the picture air moves more slowly under it and produces preasure that lifts you up, so you try to replicate what the bird has, you build a light weight frame, with wings that produce lift and engine that does the muscle part by let's say spinning a "wing" in a circle to produce propellant force.

And theres your Understanding how the universe is actually put together naturally leads to practical application of that knowledge.

>>3835645
>wings
>you dissect the bird
>I'm a faggot.

>>3835656

>I'm a faggot.

No, you made your point just fine, albeit with an old example. Hell if you want to use examples from history you could whip out Brahe, Kepler, and Newton explaining the motion of the planets.

>>3835645
I lol'd.

>>3835645
That theory is totally wrong, but I'll get behind the cause

More LHC pictures, dammit.

Hey, if I jumped inside of that when they activate it would I be able to get super powers? I'm waiting for DC/Marvel to use this as a plot point

>>3835747

You'd suffocate, there's no air in the tubes.

>>3835747
There'd be air from where he jumped in.

Probably.

I don't like how LHC gets all the attention as a physics facility. Where's my mild-mannered, patient Kamioka Observatory-tan, hunting for neutrinos with her giant heavy water net? Hardworking RHIC-tan constantly worried over how LHC will eventually outdo her, and mature, experienced Tevatron-tan who already is made obsolete by LHC and will soon cease activity ;_; ? CAST-tan in swimwear constantly gazing at the sun in search of axions? Hell, other telescopes like OWL (I don't get why something called Overwhelmingly Large Telescope doesn't get funding. ) or the old favorite, Hubble Space Telescope?

>>3835618
>Fusion energy

>>3835775
I want an ITER-tan, ISS-tan, JET-tan

>>3835775
Hubble tan needs to ba made before http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Webb_Space_Telescope

>>3835775
>>3835775

Hubble is an old hag

>>3835770
And he would die just by jumping inside.

>>3835781
Yeah I'm sure the world laughs at Fusion energy, it laughs so much that it spends 20+ billion euros on stuff like ITER and JET.

>>3835775

Fuck big telescopes, very long baseline interferometry is the future.

>>3835811
Oh yeah, Very Large Array would be 27 identical young girls who combine to form an adult. Somehow.

>>3835827
I've seen catshroom girls do that, I've also seen robot girls do that.

>>3835155
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>>3836080
Colliding Cirnos doesn't sound like the best idea.

>>3836085

You'd probably reach absolute zero, though.

You are now aware that LHC is the Hakkero and Sun Wukong will jump out of it instead of some black hole.

>>3836085
but good for the global warming

>>3836091

>>3836090
You mean below absolute zero.

>>3836091
LHC reaches full power, master sparks 30 square miles of swiss countryside

/jp/ sure is slow.
Ever russian imageboards had a hundreds LHC-tan images posted already.

Large Hadron Churuider

>>3835747
The energy of the particle ray is no more than fly hitting you..

That is all I saved

Damn, I wasn't able to save the nude ones. Thanks anyway.

>>3836169
lol wut, it would burn your clothing

>>3836169

Each particle is probably safe enough by itself, but taken together the system has a pretty huge amount of energy in the beam and stored in the magnets.

How the hell does the LHC of all things have -tans?

What's next? Microwave-tan?

Now that I think about it, particle-tans are more appropriate than particle accelerators. You'd have shy, elusive Higgs boson-tan or elegant class idol Electron and her elder sisters Tauon and Muon. Electron-tan would have a secret crush on Proton, who is secretly a reverse trap composed of young up and down quark sisters standing on each other's shoulders (they masquerade as Proton when up quark is on top and Neutron if down is the head, since protons are composed of UUD quarks and neutrons of UDD. )

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>>3836216
Awesome. Fund it.

/jp/ I am proud of you for this thread.

>>3836257
Is that 1%-tan?

I don't understand much about it, but could someone just give a simple explanation of what kind of technology we may be able to get if this experiment works? Will this thing possibly lead the way to finally developing teleporters or something?

>>3837470
It would lead to a huge stack of raw data, which future researchers could use to potentially invent things like teleporters.

>>3837470
We'll finally get loli catgirl android maids. This is very important research.

>>3837470
It will increase our understanding of how the universe works. So it could lead to the invention of new technologies. Or more advanced present technologies since we would have a greater understanding of how physics works.

>>3837470
No. In fact it's nothing important, don't believe everything money greedy scientist are preaching. They might find smaller particles, re-address their silly theories and then build greater colliders to find again smaller particles. Now go to start and repeat.

>>3837504
Oh noes. Those evil greedy scientists. You forgot to mention that everyone on this earth is greedy.

>>3837485
Fun thing is there's such a gigantic amount of data that it's hard to consider it all and then make sense out of it. Which may be in part how Japan gets away with "experiments" like trying to breed whales with cows. Or that one dude who claims to actually have bred sea urchins with tunicates. I hope he didn't really pull that off.

>>3837523
Announcing the 'Quest of the God Particle' is just ridiculous

>>3838230
I'm still hoping they will next announce they're going to drill into the heavens to find it, giving rise to the saga of Tengen Toppa Hadron-Colidann.