/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38349221
Can I?

>>38349221
B-b-b-but I don't wanna have sex with squid!

god fucking damn it wanted to get back to something in the last thread and its gone

>>38349248
it wasn't a request, anon..... get in the water or i'll give you some iron shoes and cover u in kraken mana markers then toss u in the sea of hags

i need help! I must find a away to stop incubizing so i can troll a vampire who thinks she can lord over me until i become "nobility worthy of marriage"

i still wanna break into a ball for monster nobles

>>38349248
What about having sex as squid?

>>38349295
ok but they'll let you in

>>38349308
no, i wanna have to sneak in and climb in an open window, then stroll right in wearing sluttly clothes and acting like a cankerflower

>>38349248
that's why you squish them to get the upperhand

I was inspired by a green text prompt in the last thread to do some fapfic writing again for the first time in seven years.
And then I rapidly wrote myself I to a corner, because my reader-insert everyman protagonist is not anime-stupid but is wise to monster tricks, and so it is very difficult to write a scenario where he is convincingly seduced.
I had forgotten the peculiar suffering of the writefaggot, but it's all coming back to me now.

>>38349341
I was with you until you mentioned dressing like a whore. Now I hope you get thrown out.

>>38349377
i was just showing my neck and my hands!

>>38349391
And men wonder why monsters rape us. You should be ashamed.

>>38349402
its not my fault for those uptight monsters getting too hot and bothered

>>38349358
Just make it funny.

>>38349391
Disgusting. You are propagating the stereotypes that human men are irresponsible rape-bait

>>38349430
stop being such prudes! A man can wear whatever he wants, and deal with the consequences later, also a man can dress like he wants to be raped but not want to be. Monsters are too horny

Lilim-proof plan to rape humans right here

the wives are arguing again over who can fuck me tonight. what do I do?

>>38349486
try a doppel potion

>>38349481
I hope he is OK :(

>>38349481
> Can molest anywhere she wants
> Opts for the back of the knee
Monstergirls, everybody

>>38349486
Try the shota potion

>>38349459
Stop being a tease. It's not fair to them, monsters have higher libidos than men. It's like putting a piece of meat in front of a dog and getting mad when it so much as salivates. Have a little compassion, and stop acting like a spoiled child.

>>38349506
don't kinkshame

>>38349512
are you trying to get me raped?

>>38349513
nope, it is fun to make some go stupid or spill their spaghetti
>>38349538
it isn't rape if your married

>>38349506
That's his weak spot.
Even when they're molesting you, monsters want to make sure it's pleasurable for you.

>>38349547
>it isn't rape if your married
I can't argue with that...

>>38349244
Yes.

>>38349547
>likes to tempt monsters
>complains when he gets raped
This is why men don't deserve rights.

>>38349574
I've only seen a couple screenshots, but I assume this scene consists of a Kraken explaining that she's going to rape you and why that's a good thing, followed by explaining why you will thank her for it, and then finally lovingly raping you.

>>38349512
I wanna take the potion and do shota roleplay of that doujin that inspired pomf pomf kimochi song with some hags

>>38349634
more like monsters need to stop taking the bait

>>38349634
cause they stupid?

men deserve to be pets to monster girls

>>38349637
all she needs is some powerpoints with acronyms, pie charts and graphs to complete the presentation and i'm seduced.

>>38349481
it's the sort of scenario i think about when i read ghouls are always on the lookout for blowjob opportunities

Imagine being raised by the monster you will eventually marry haha

>>38349481
damn msgk .. needs rape correction !!

>>38349773
I don't have to imagine.

>>38349773
Imagine raising the monster you will eventually marry

>>38349796
You know you've listened to too many lewd audios when the first thing you imagine on seeing this image is the fat *plap* *plap* *plap* noises they'd make against your thighs

>>38349773
imagine getting raised by a bicorn haha

>>38349637
https://youtu.be/gqNWOPELwrA

>>38349827
>Imagine raising the monster you will eventually marry

>Follows MGE canon
>Abs
>Warrior girl
>Doesn't need to give her a good fight or defeat her in combat to marry, you can marry her normally like most MGs
>Extremely protective or her husband
>Passionate

From the profile release message:
>Sebek is ready to pounce on you right now and enclose you in her incredibly strong arms to give you love!

Gigaterachad based MGE Russian fans.

>>38349882

you say monstergirls are wholesome but rape isn't very wholesome

>>38349914
rape is wholesome when new life is made!

>>38349906
>normal girl too shy to ask you out and you being too dense to do the same dies and comes back with a vengeance
>vengeance to fuck

I have a strong desire to get drunk off homemade mead with the local beehive

>>38349914
however

>>38350060
dum dog bout to get some use out of that company insurance

I want a centaur childhood friend.

>>38349882

>>38350126
>>38350065
Need a girl to brutally rape and dominate me while calling me master.

>>38350222
i dont trust sneks with fruits

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90153909
Humans just can’t beat the tail-pussy

>>38350161
classic genie move

>>38350274
aw frig dude, my levels

>>38350146
> Crocodiles
> Famous for their mouths
> "Can hold their breath for two hours"
> Mentions of oral sex: zero
The Tartar Yoke was too good for these people

>>38350238
You can always trust sneks, anon

>>38350279
This is a suspicious Genie, I bet all her wishes come true, but with consequences.

>>38350238
Oh come now anon surely there's nothing to worry about when a snake offers you a fruit? When has that ever gone bad?

>>38350316
nope, sneks without fruits i can trust, the ones with fruit are the moste evil, snek tempeted man and made him eat the fruit

>>38350333
that was eve, dog.

>>38350347
but i was taught in school that it was snek who did so, not eve

>>38350354
carry on, then.

>>38350332
>tfw ywn have a cc grape snek gf who is absolutely a dork

>>38350318
>>38350279
> Anon is determined to spend at least one wish for the good of mankind
> "I wish for an end to world hunger!"
> Genie let's out an exasperated sigh as she points at her chest
> "Whadda you think the last guy wished for?"

>>38350333
Nah, Satan was just doing his job as the adversary.
Eve is the one that failed the shit test and tricked Adam into indulging her bullshit.

>>38350506
funni lookin snek

>>38350437
> Being the incarnation of all evil is fine as long as you claim it's a profession
This is "Instagram model" tier reasoning

>>38350332
>get given various snakes through out the day from a apophis, bunyip, medusa, basalisk, and shirohebi
>They are all drugged with their venom
>by taking them all at once they perfectly balance each other out
>anon still gets stomach ache from all the snacks

>>38350437
doesnt the original translation not even reference a devil or satan, its just a snake being a dick apparently

>>38350553
>eating snakes
bro......

>>38350553
it's not clear if they're all venomous.
it is more fun, though.

>>38350565
I think he means "Given apples by snakes..."
Although eating each of them out is probably a more pleasant way of achieving the same effect

>>38350553
>lamias with the strongest venom are positively selected for over the course of evolution
>stronger venom = captive husband = more kids
>every generation of lamias is more potent than the last
>mammas are all proud of their "one drop" daughters, able to incapacitate a man with just a hint of venom
>every lamia family develops a "type" for their men, insisting that kind of man will give daughters with the strongest juice

>>38350392
Better get to milking then.

>>38350522
God literally lets him do it every time.
It's his job.
You're getting him mixed up with Lucifer, who is an entirely different guy.

>>38350608
> every lamia family develops a "type" for their men, insisting that kind of man will give daughters with the strongest juice
I like to think that monsters have all sorts of old-wives superstitions about how to get stronk daughterus.
Something something emotions the man feels at the moment of ejaculation contributing to the kid's personality, so redcaps and ushis insist on getting impregnated by rage-fucks, dormice and weresheep try to make sure you don't wake even a little as they sleep-rape you, vampires and arachne setting up some sort of gothic horror rapeplay scenario so you cum while gibbering in terror

>>38350731
When the portals open and I rush headfirst into mge land it's going to be impossible for me to feel terror. I imagine many such cases among other anons.
Come on, the scariest thing in mge is being afraid you'll fall in love with a girl that isn't your waifu.

So the minotaur of the maze is the king’s daughter, that means if I knock her up I’m next in line for the throne?

>>38350758
Well yes, but currently she's in the maze because she's grounded.

>>38350744
i wonder how many anons will escape the starter town without being married first.
maybe 5%?

>>38350782
They're weak willed and desperate so yes.

>>38350744
I will level up so I can ponder.

>>38350744
Well, sure, but that's because we have meta information and author Q&A. In-universe, no-one is ever *quite* sure that a vamp waifu will lose control and literally bleed you to death. (At least, I hope not. I like fearboners)
>Come on, the scariest thing in mge is being afraid you'll fall in love with a girl that isn't your waifu.
Of course, once you fall in love with her, she *is* your waifu, so this is a logically self-negating scenario.

>KC hasn't updated his game in over a year
>Last text update was nearly four months ago
I genuinely want to believe KC has done more than he showed, but man it's hard getting excited when he's just been stalling his regular updates,

>>38350853
Treat it as a never ever and be pleasantly surprised when he adds 15 girls at once with a shitload of content.
If he only adds two more girls it's best just to ignore it because it's going to be years before it gets anywhere.
Frankly at this point I think he's just going to ignore it and never update. I think somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.

>>38350846
Would a centaur not want me if I'm just 5'8?

>>38350904
Real jockeys have to be fucking tiny, anon.
Centaurs are unironically best girl for manlets.
Also, if I remember my Steinbeck correctly:
> A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger than a man on foot

>>38350889
>somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.
>still doesn't release 2 profiles a month
Is KC-sensei OK?

>>38350931
I think that Steinbeck may have just been a horseaboo.

>>38350853
i'm waiting for poccii to drop the nun wing.
i have the mightiest of needs.

>>38350942
bi-monthly means every other month.

>>38350962
biweekly and bimonthly are bullshit measurements.
it's not your fault but still.

>>38350962
> Bisexual
> Do it with both genders
> Bimonthly
> Only do it with half of the months
Either you're wrong, or Anglos are stupid at language

>>38350981
Bisexual means you're only doing it half right

>>38350981
>bisexual
>right hole 50% of the time
I don't know anon, seems pretty airtight to me.

>>38350990
But it's the right hole 3 out of 5 times unless the girl is a manticore, in which case it's 1 in 3. Or you can fuck up everything by counting slimes with their literally infinite holes.

>>38350161
>>38350889
>Frankly at this point I think he's just going to ignore it and never update. I think somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.

There would be zero reason to think that. He updates profiles anyway and Patreon offers zero input in the process.

To be frank, I think if KC engaged more with his paying community, he would get way more cash, could hire more people and things would go easier.

Seriously, how did monster girl island ended up making 30k per month and yet the most ancient biggest waifu MG setting apparently doesn't gather enough to pay for english translations and forced KC to put money from his wallet. He really needs a manager, he has massive potential but he just insists on doing everything alone and the Patreon offers little minus instant translations, If he made polls for the next MG or allowed fans to give input in the next MGs made or be able to decide the next MG that will be waifuable in the game, I think he would gather way more and would be able to hire people to help him in the game.

>>38351021
Mgi didn't have lolis and a metric tonne of shit that would make it reviled in the west. It was incredibly bland and normies go gaga for 3d

>>38351021
it's his gift and his curse.
precious few can earn his trust to that extent

>>38350961
>i'm waiting for poccii to drop the nun wing.
Sauce me up if it’s anything like FoBS

>>38351032
What's even the point of wanting to fuck monsters if you're going to cuck out and only accept the most boring sanitized interpretation?

>>38351036
Just spam pictures of your waifu at him. He likes that as long as you drew them.

>>38351021
>There would be zero reason to think that.
Apart from the fact that, y'know, there is 0 progress on the game for months and even the best case scenario is just adding a measly 2 more grills.
I love holsts as much as the next Oedipus, but come on, this game's been in development for like 10 years now and has approximately 50 minutes of content. Either his heart's not in it or he's so supremely incompetent at practical gamedev that it amounts to the same thing: eternal vapourware

>>38351039
https://twitter.com/Poccii890
laboratory wing gets extremely deviant but i like the rest well enough.
his previous game was pretty decent too, if the second portion a bit half baked.

>>38351079
Now in his defense we've no idea how much he'll add until he adds it. He's promising a vague soon date but I don't trust it.

>>38351053
there might be a slight difference between a liked picture and assisting game development

>>38351049
To normies s regular girl with cat ears is the peak of deviancy. Some even consider it a step too far.

>>38349303
That will be just Dream of the Fisherman's Wife reenactment. Is this really that Hokusai intended?

>>38351049
It's possible to be turned on by monstergirls and simultaneously turned off by loli. Perhaps it's socially conditioned, but that doesn't detract from the fact that I'll bear myself raw to snakegirls yet get boner-killed when they're drawn titless and neotonous.

>>38351087
>https://twitter.com/Poccii890
Oh I played this before, just didn’t recognize the author’s name, honestly the best parts of the game for me are the intro with ddr succ boss, and the lab shota part with the milk bots and the mermaid bots

>>38351032
>Mgi didn't have lolis and a metric tonne of shit that would make it reviled in the west.

Like anyone but SJWs would "revile" a game for this stuff. MGI had you fucking a femboy and the sharkgirl that already sexed you, do a 360° personality turn around and basically dump you and marry a dragonboy instead if you refuse to train and become a warrior. If MGI was not reviled for that shit, I doubt MGE would get reviled because of loli stuff.

>>38351079
The game's been in development since around 2019-10-28 06:07:00. KC has had that mock screenshot with the imp for like forever and I remember reading what were supposedly his ideas for a game back on MGU but it's not like he was actually working on it. There's a big difference between occasional idea guying while working on profiles and books and actually sitting down and writing for your game. I'm pretty sure he stated he didn't want to work on the game till he had at least 200 girls done. I'd love to have a completed first of the game in my hands too but let's not get crazy with how long this has taken.

Also hold up KC did game streams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673uZMIkS_4

F@
Goth
C@
T@s

>>38351180
>completed first
completed version. Fuck I'm dumb.

>>38351036
>precious few can earn his trust to that extent

I feel wholesome about the fact KC himself PMed on Twatter to invite me to join his sekrut twitter.

>>38351176
See, you just described a valid sexual orientation with a cute femboy, a strong woman, and then you go be s fucking pedophile.
He would be off patreon in an instant and actual monster girls are niche as hell. Not everybody wants to be a coat, only me.

Human men are children and should be adopted by Dragon momsters.

>>38351212
I would join you on a rack in an instant if the opportunity was offered to me.

>>38351212
>strong woman
Lol

>>38351237
I'm not going to let some quadruple-digit aged lizard tell me I'm a child

>>38351269
That’s exactly the sort of being who has full right to call you such.

>>38351276
I refuse to be judged by another species' standards especially greedy firebreathing hags

>>38351308
Good thing Wurms aren't greedy firebreathers.

>>38351319
No, they're dumb rockeaters. That's almost worse, but at least they're not so stuck up they die alone with enough frequency for their virginal corpses to get their own encyclopedia entry.

>>38351331
That's nice now submit to your scaly overmoms.

>>38351269
Good, get an elf instead.

KC confirmed on Twitter that MGs don't use anticonceptives, ever. You are going to have all the children God gives you.

>>38351344
Not a chance and I'm not eating my vegetables, either. I'm gonna go hang out with that cool pyrow down the street! She's my bestcompletelyplatonic friend!

Dog earing pools to piss of the griffon librarian! Entertaining the building with a drink make her owl assistant's eye twitch!

>>38351237
>adult male forcibly adopted by wurm
>she tries but anon is basically taking care of her instead of the other way around

>>38351350
No thanks

>>38351354
Oh noooooo how terrible

>>38351362
Books, it's too late

>>38351354
Counterpoint: God himself couldn't stop me from spraying countless babies all over these tits.

>i will never wake up to cheshire wife softly purring into my ear, wrapped around me in a full body hug
its one of those days anons

>>38351354
I'm wearing a condom for the fun that can be had and they can't stop me

>>38351344
I'm getting a griffon to keep the lizards away

>>38351344
Oh awesome she made cookies!

>>38351354
>>38351388
Just tell Succubus you want to give her "a skirt" and "horn decorations".

>>38351331
>die alone with enough frequency for their virginal corpses to get their own encyclopedia entry.
Kek
Mere female lizards btfo

Going through KCs website and looking through the use story section really makes me curious how much it costs to get fanfiction translated.

>>38351378
Exactly. Monster contraceptives is their love of getting paizuri'd / throatfucked / bukkake'd / tailpussy'd.
Of course, when you've got a slime waifu, every drop of protein that hits her anywhere gets you that many cc's closer to daughteru

>>>38324767
>CC unagi jorou tries to bait anon into the rape cave
>she offers him a SNES
It has donkey kong

>>38351525
I can't be the only one that would work on. New games are garbage, anyway.

>>38351079
>and even the best case scenario is just adding a measly 2 more grills.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be at least 3 girls (Holst, Alrune and Werewolf) because everytime he showed a girl that wouldn't show up the new version he said so. And considering he also said he didn't want to spoil all the girls it's probaly it'll be more than three.

>>38351552
>the new version
meant to say "in the next version".

RIP Oedipus. You would have loved hot and horny milfs in your area and sphinxes

>>38351552
One loli per update please.

>>38351354
Good, that stuff poisons both the girl and the river.

>>38351563
dude
Oedipus tore his how eyes out and ran screaming into the forest when he was told the truth

>>38351603
And?

>>38351603
Yeah, pretty fucked up that the fuck your mom complex got named after a guy famed for putting all his effort into not fucking his mom and ripping his eyes out when it happened.

>>38351599
But what if the freaking chemicals in the water turned the frogs freaking bisexual instead of gay and resulted in larger harems?

>>38351180
>The game's been in development since around 2019-10-28 06:07:00
Ah yes, the "game development only starts on the first code commit, the planning and design stages do not exist" school of thought.

>>38351613
Shoulda called it the Freud complex.

>>38351614
I had an argument about that with someone the other day, we ended up consulting the original paper: what actually happened is the frogs don't turn gay or bi, but rather, hermaphrodites.
You want futa mgs, anon? 'Cos that's how you get futa mgs.

A lilim told me to find the bluebird of happiness.
It's a task. First of three.
I don't know what the other two are yet, she'll tell me.
If I complete all three, I'll be loved.

>>38351633
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!

How do you escape when Kikis revolt and decide to seize the means of reproduction?

>>38351614
God I love this toad so much.

>>38351654
Sieze them back. Your kiki belongs to (You) and is your thing.

>>38351654
I just grab deez nuts. Instant victory.

>>38351654
I put her cleaning supplies on the tall shelf where she can't reach

>>38351654
Jokes on you. I will insist that Kiki seize the means of reproduction every morning.

>>38351615
Anon, please. I did talk about that. A game's obviously been a thing he's wanted for a long time now but as far as I know there's no proof he's seriously worked on till around his announcement that he was now seriously working on it. Having an idea for a thing 10 years ago doesn't really mean much until you start trying to make that idea something more than just. What you're actually capable of doing, what you really want from your game, all manner of things can change once you go from simply daydreaming to making it a reality. Hell, the imp screenshot from way back when looked like a traditional Dragon Quest fight with a 4 person party. The imp fight we have now is considerably different than that. Of course planning is important but sitting on your plan for 10 years doesn't mean you're actually doing anything. Trust me I'm an experienced game developer I've made several shitty RPG Maker games that suck ass.

>>38351744
> There's a big difference between occasional idea guying while working on profiles and books and actually sitting down and writing for your game.
You're making a big assumption that he was half-assing it before 2019 but then from the moment he did a commit he's been whole-assing. Who knows, maybe he spent more hours a day on design ~2013-2019 than he has on code 2019-2022? Given that his apparent interests and expertise are artist first and coder way, way, way second, that should probably be the default supposition.

Anyone know of any Nurarihyon fics?
I need them for... reasons.

>>38351378
>>38351494

That might work a few times but once she's on to your tricks she's going to put you into a leg lock from which there is no escape.

Just a heads up, subject 10 has breached containment again.

>>38351975
>Tricks
Huh? I just genuinely enjoy ejaculating in monster mouthpussies, titpussies and handpussies. If it's an issue I guess can finish in her pussy pussy, but I need to use every part of my wife for sexual pleasure.

>>38351945
Iron beast made one

>>38352008
You can put your cum in other places while she's pregnant.

>>38351945
This but loli nurarihyon

>>38352002
Just put a scared shota in the chamber again and turn on the intercom, his cries for mommy will lure her back in.

>>38351798
I wish I could say KC was dedicating the entirety of his ass to this project, but a single 10 minute long demo, as much fun as it was, is a bad look. Still, I've been waiting since that imp pic so I'll continue waiting. I'll just play other MG games in the meantime like Sequel Kludge right now and Re:BF when it comes out presumably sooner than the next MGE RPG release.

>>38352125
I won't use some poor kid as bait, I'll lure her in myself, a sacrifice for the greater good.

>>38352142
I tried the Sequel games but they seemed to have an extremely skewed game:porn ratio. When you get maybe one booba per hour of generic RPG grinding I feel I might as well not bother.
Breeders of the Nephylm gets it right I think - impregnating monstergirls is the core gameplay, rather than an occasional CG tacked on to a Dragon Quest clone. Shame it's gone the way of all Patreon games, somehow farming tens of thousands of dollars a month despite never updating.

Women's place is in bedroom, remember that lads.

>>38350846
I watched a shad video about what weapon is the best for centaurs and he said its unironically a human riding on her back.

>>38352235
Maybe the real weapon was the husbands we raped along the way?

>>38352214
A mere rabbit

>>38352214
Men's place is in kitchen

>>38352212
I never tried Breeders of the Nephylm because the graphics filtered me, but if I was going to recommend a game just for the sex it would be Desire Dungeon. It's a battle fuck and the dungeon is literally a straight line that you go down. A neat thing about it is that the different monsters you fight are individuals and you'll steadily build a relationship with them the more you encounter them. It's still pretty basic and there's no harem ending so you'll end up with only one monster at the end if that's a problem but it's a cute game.

I'd also usually recommend Lulu Farea and its sequel, but those games do make you work for the porn. The gameplay is fun though, it's a resource management puzzle game where you have to carefully use a finite number of keys, potions, and even inn trips to clear a dungeon. The RPG battles aren't really actual battles and more just another part of the puzzle. Also the story is fun.

>>38352251
Rape is getting pressganged, how horrifying

>>38352335
go back to 4mon, slut

Are you a wizard?

>>38352335
>eating in current year
I come back from work and sustain myself from wife's mana. The only use I have for kitchen is bending her over the counter.

>>38352380
Going to all that effort to impress a loli only to get that. Bad end.

>>38352214
>>38352389
this anon is prime gangrape bait

>>38352389
>working in the current year

>>38352251
A weapon to surpass even Metal Gear.

>>38352380
nah, magic is.....kinda gey

Long skwerl.

>>38352442
Can't get gangrapped if that stupid flying Molly is hogging my entire dick in her tail all day, with conviniently placed portal in my pants.
>>38352453
Gotta stay on the grind, keep my eyes on the bag, get dough for the gym and guns and new clothes and jewelry for the missus.

respect the nobility

>>38352441
Personally I wouldn't bother with lolis in the first place.

I am going to cast a spell of illusion to make myself look like a plush version of me with the sign "hug me" then sit in the build -a-bogey workshop window

i am going to call fat titty angels cows and no can stop me!

I will divorce my monster wife so we can be fuckbuddies instead

>>38352699
there is no divorce in monster langauge or culture. All you gonna get is a confused head tilt followed by a spanking for suggesting such stupidity

>>38352736
She would cry if she thought you didn't love her. Luckily you don't get a choice in the matter.

>>38352736
Spanking!?!? Why so mean, just trying to share human culture with them, it coulda been fun. Goes to show you should never share any ideas with monsters.

>>38352830
a divorce will sound like a permanent breakup, dumbass

>>38352825
Ranking up Diplomacy to 100

>>38352838
So it needs a rebranding for a proper sales pitch

>>38352866
>Hey babe, I wanna be something less than husband and wife
how the fuck you gonna spin that?

>>38352878
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, which we need because I hate you

>>38352894
so you looking to get rape corrcection yourself? Cause that is how you get it

I like the idea of a simple romance
Like meeting a minotaur at the park daily
Or
Getting to know a vaimpire during the lunch hour as the sun is shining but you are her the "bright spot" of her day

Is hell such a really bad place if the women are like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRL1hGPOUTo

>>38352878
“Hey how about we be together without the pretense of marriage, i like you for you and i dont think we need to use such limiting labels on what you and me got going on right?”

>>38352956
now that works better

lets speak about what you can find in the black market of MGC. What contraband and illicit drugs can you find?

>>38353304
Male contraceptives.

>>38353340
how much, and how can I know it aint just a honeypot

pregnant memecats

>>38353390
>honey, can u remove the bread?
>NO, IT STAYS ON!

>>38352699
>fuckbuddies
Pyrow.

>>38353390
She looks inbred.

>>38353460
thats just bongland genetics

>>38353352
>ukraine gets invaded, nuclear fallout
>all is lost, you feel your body melting like that guy the japanese studied.
>in your last breath, you feel a monster girl stick it in.
Better hope it's your waifu.

>>38353390
that'd be pretty funny haha

>>38350311
oral with a croc or a gator is daynegous. they'v got the jaws that can bite with 16 kilo-Newtons, and with their sharp teeth added in, any sudden twitch amidst throes of pleasure means kissing your meat goodbye. funnily enough, their mouth-opening muscles are extremely weak to compensate for the closing strength, so if you want safe kisses you can just hold her head and hold her jaw and smooch away as much as you want.

>>38353604
Hope you brought plenty of stimpaks.

>>38353390
How pregnant?

>>38353679
>daynegous
You make Ms. Haku, anon.

>>38353679
>daynegous
You make Ms. Haku drink heavily, anon

>>38353844
Miss Haku needs to liten up.

>>38353874
>Ms. Haku was later about to drink 99% rubbing alcohol before being stopped

>>38353903
Give her a glass of milk

>>38353844
Critics are a diamond dozen these days.

>>38353903
Miss Haku needs a vacation on a farm, she'd be dressed nice and skimpy in cowprint. Her only contact with anything sophisticated would be pirated classical music played in the barn to increase the milk production. Her only activities would include hanging out with milky Holsts, Minos and Ushis there, getting milked by farmer Anon's strong and rough, but gentle hands, and mooing happily.
This would load her batteries up and take her mind away from the bottle.

>>38354025
>diamond dozen
It's a dime a dozen!

>>38354048
She really needs to lose 'n up.

>>38354073
And you wonder why you flunked out of school, anon?

Haku, people take these cows seriously?!

>>38354140

>>38354098
School didn't teach me nothing anyway.

>>38354140
>>38354152
those are very big wells of knowledge, I wonder.... can I get smart if I drink from them when she's asleep
>>38354158
>didn't teach me nothing
so it did teach you something!

>>38354140
>>38354152
God, I need to fit this entire tiddy in my mouth, even if it kills me.
I need massive fucking monster boobie in my throat. I refuse to calm down.

Waking up in the strong arms of a Yeti...

>>38354206

>>38354231
Big muscles for big hugs!

Cruel is the fate, in which I can't just gobble up entire monstrous titty and happily suck on the entirety of it for hours and hours.
Flat is justice too, I could trace my tongue over those sensitive nubs, and suck mosquito bite nipples of an embarrassed monster, who loves it too much to push me away.

>>38354239
That's the good stuff

>>38354041
Can I work as a farmhand there?

Yetis with muscles are scary i dont want her to hug me

>>38354309
how about xl extra thicc yeti with pudge?

>>38354329
How about the best of both worlds with a strongfat Yeti?

>>38354329
Would hug her back

>>38354305
Sure, "happy moo" farm is always hiring!

I really love my centaur wife and centaur daughters.

why did I listen to the voice on the phone and go to the kiki mafia hq?

>>38354309
I'll distract her saying I'm cold so you can get away.

>>38354506
Thank you for your service brother

>>38354439
Centaur lolis are probably top cuteness in a non sexual way.

>>38354548
What about mofucores?

Good morning, fellow Orderites! I had the worst dream last night. It started off with a nursing handjob from a human woman, though I had to guide her hand to my penis, and when even when she got the hint she wasn't very skilled. Moved on to something much more exciting, suspended congress sex. However, when I asked her if I could release my seed inside her, as any gentlemen of the Order would do, she said "no, it's not safe today." I asked if I could release in her mouth and she said "ew." So I asked if I could at least finish on her stomach and she said "no, gross." After that the mood was ruined and I ended up not finishing at all. Anyways, I think a Nightmare is trying to turn me away from pure human women, what do?

>>38349221
This is what you hear in a Dark/Extremist Demon Realm that treats human men as pets and playthings. All while treating regular humans as second-class citizens:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlId_Cg-8bY

>>38354740
This is clearly monster induced degeneracy, the only allowed sexual position is missionary. Handjobs and other non vaginal sexual acts are heretical and forbidden. Seak help from the local chapel.
>>38354764
Too much thread memes, man. No one treats humans as pets except Amazons and Delves.

>>38354548
Shetland centaurs with thick Scottish accents who can pull fully loaded mine carts despite only being 4 feet tall.

>>38354764
I'm pretty sure the extremist demons are just the ones that aren't too lazy to get out of bed.
The closest thing the monsters have to a cohesive force is anubii too busy building autism pyramids for no reason.

Good morning anons, here with a daily reminder that vamps are the best.

>>38354709
I've not seen any loli manticores.

>>38354740
You should see a new local priest who moved in just yesterday. I bet she can tend to your spiritual needs.

>>38354811
>clearly monster induced degeneracy
>Seak help from the local chapel.
I suspect as much, I shall head to the nearest at once!
>>38354952
I've met her, she's really nice! I do find it odd that the snake she keeps as a pet never comes out, I've never even really seen it, aside from the motions it makes under her dress. Also, her nun hat is really large. Like, much bigger than any other cleric's hat I've seen. She must have a lot of hair under there.
Anyways, I'll be off, thanks for the advice, I'm sure Cleric-san can correct my perverted mind!

Do I have to go to school to become a professional snake breeder?

>>38355075
I'm a self taught Manticore venom addict and tailpussy worshipper and I'm well regarded and highly known, competent specialist in my field.
Education is a meme, just work hard and follow your heart (dick).

>>38349221
Beware of small foxes.

>>38355182
I'm not scared of some dumb, stinky brat!

>>38349221

>>38349221

>men need to know their place!
>their place >>38355307

>>38349221

mg4tn

>>38355231
horss

how do we convince Order Ace Anon to defect?

>>38355605
give him an automaton hyper manoeuvrability fighter

>>38351630
She's already yours.

Are there high class arenas in MGC that I can take a salamander to as a date instead of a restaurant?

>>38355629
Anon no! pairing a pilot with an automaton can only end in tragedy

>>38355665
what's the worse that could happen?

>>38355599
>frontpussy for nice, cuddly sex
>horspussy for hardcore impregnation pounding
> horsbutt for surprise anal at unexpected times
Taur-types are the best

>>38355691
>Ace Anon and his automaton plane are the ultimate team
>perfectly in sync, no one can hope to outmatch them in the skies
>Order rump state makes one final attempt to retake the world
>is now in a possession of a truly terrifying super weapon
>the pair battle their way across the country, dismantling the Order war machine
>but they arrive at the super weapon too late
>both know there's only one way to stop the firing sequence now
>they'll do it together, like they always have
>as they make their final approach Anon realises he's lost control of the plane
>demands to know what she's doing
>she tells him she loves him
>ejects him
>Anon can only watch as she flies straight into the weapon's heart, destroying it from within
>only a tiny part of her would be recovered
>Anon buries it with a ring

>>38355659
Medival times dinner AND tournament

>>38355856
anon why

>>38355856
He’s gonna feel really silly for that last bit when she Iron Giants herself.

I only like monsters that are /k/

>>38355856
delete this

>>38355934

>>38355934
i dont trust foxes with firearms

>>38355831
gey and cringe
>ace anon destroys the super weapon from the inside, running from the explosion that is engulfing the super weapom
>his robutt wife takes im out just in the nick of time
>He gets a bit of steel in the hip tho. >Recovers and walks with a limp but has 20 robutt kids in the countryside with his wife

>>38355976
when do you trust foxes?

>>38356008
What does that have to do with grapesnek?

>>38356017
always trust foxes

>>38356053

>>38356038
Grapesnake wants the superweapon to use against the pharaoh.

>>38356038
>Anon visits winter town with his snake wives
> Spends the entire time in a snake ball because they are too cold

>>38355965
That Springfield rifle is a piece of abstract art.
There's no firing pin, a half finished trigger guard, and the look of the whole thing looks sorta silly. I hope there's at least a bolt on the other side and it's just being obscured.
Still like the idea of Springfield as a cursed/blessed rifle though

>>38356070
well first she'll need to get past the laser pyramid!

>>38349358
>very difficult to write a scenario where he is convincingly seduced.
Just have him give in to the seduction when it's a monstergirl he likes

>>38356099
Miss Anubis please the kingdom is nearly bankrupt, we can't afford another mega project

>>38356099
That's what the cybersphinx is for

>>38350332
>Oh come now anon surely there's nothing to worry about when a snake offers you a fruit? When has that ever gone bad?
Bro if it wasn't for sneks offering fruits, we'd all be chilling in Heaven having a good old time.

>>38356128
>literally evolved to deal with our throwing arms and bipedalness
>got us kicked out of paradise
how deep does the snake pit go?

>>38355856
>the tiny part that was recovered is actually her Core/Black Box, using it the gremlin techs could restore and rebuild her entirely
>instead of building another aircraft, since the war is over they put her into a humanoid body with all the top specs and a free customization package included
and so, pilot Anon and his jet-wife lived together happily ever after. good end.
also why couldn't they just shoot the thing to stop the firing sequence? why is self-sacrifice necessary? logically-thinking automatons will never act like this, 0/10 immersion ruined

>>38356123
>anubis gives you this look
>the funds for the new satellite-based weapon system have already been allocated

>>38356123
>>38356182
>pharaoh hides behind her throne and watches in horror as court Anubis chokes out advisor anon whilst demanding the kingdom build another multi-billion silver project

>>38356099
The laser pyramid is still under construction, please invade at a later date
Thank You

>>38356008
>>38356038
sorri, going fast makes the mind go doen the shitter meant for>>38355856

>>38356124
oh yeah? just wait till the mechasnake comes online!

>>38356128
>angels fall from heaven so they can see their little brother
kind of wholesome

>>38350138
https://youtu.be/FFDYuO53BUk

I am going to make 20 billion slime kids with my slime wife

Now I want to see an Apophis dressed up as Cobra Commander.

>>38356268
hey me too

>new Apophis lewd on Danbooru
>awesome
>read tags
>MFW

>>38356196
nope, I pull out a demon silver pistol and then bring her to the lego pit

>>38356268
But can you have a male son with a slime wife, are you just gonna see the fetus growing in the goo

Every attempt I ever made to emulate kcs art has failed. The man truly is a master of the loli form.

>>38356298
Cursed, aint it?

>>38356338
Perfect time to convince her to start wearing clothes in public.

>>38356338
Y'know I had the same kind of question. But what you said is probably right, I mean it makes sense

Max level hero prodigy returns to the starter town and marries a low level monster!

>>38356392
What color would an undead Apophis be?

why is it always pink mist

>>38356448
Pink=Eros
Mist=pheromones

>>38354872
>no wings
Into the dhampir bin she goes

>>38356449
Hot pink

>>38356525
>gyrau apophis with pink skin
>undead gyaru apophis with pink skin
I am erect

Frankenstein girls would have a daddy complex and you can't prove me wrong

>>38356569
That is a fat worm.

>>38356557
Is this some sort of fate meme?

>>38356593
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Frankenstein, A Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley

>>38356593
Definitely a reference to the story, but I'm not ruling out possible fate shenanigans.

What's the most frightening monster to be pursued by?

>>38356644
Lilim or apophis

>>38356644
Sandworm

>>38356618
It's a Frankenstein joke, I've never understood what fate is and at this point I refuse to learn

>>38356644
wurm

>>38356593
Holy fuck do I hate fate

>>38356683
Go on a boat. Sandworms can't swim!

>>38356644
Unicorn

I wanna marry a zombie

>>38356644
Slime or Ghost, since physical barriers aren't an issue for them.

>>38356699
Something tells me MGE sandworms will have little problem traversing through water, especially if it's just some desert oasis or river

>>38356699

>>38356745
Isn't water poisonous to Sandworns?

>>38356448
>Hero anon: accidentally activating the third trap in the dungeon

>>38356593
nah. never read frankenstein, but i know he was a really shit dad to his boy

>>38356644
a momster

>>38356699
>Sandworm can't swim after you
>folds space so your boat ends up on land
Fugg

>>38356805
sandworms dont know magic

>>38356761
That's not what the profile says.

>>38356816
Says you! My wife's studying to be a mage, I know she can do it!

>>38356784
>Accidentally
Nah, hes just addicted to huffing the pink mist at this point

>>38356816
Spice comes out their butts

>>38356831
What are the eyes on the shell for?

>>38356644
Dormouse.
>Coming home one night, you see a dormouse sleeping on a bench outside
>Swear you keep seeing the same dormouse sleeping on different benches, always in front of you, in plain view, as if she was teleporting
>Finally reach your home, you think you see her sleeping in your neighbor's car
>You do a double take, no she's sleeping in YOUR car, even though just moments ago you grabbed your bag and she wasn't in there
>Quickly unlock your door, run inside, and lock your door behind you.
>Let out a sigh of relief
>All seems calm and right
>Go to your bedroom, everything's in proper order
>Get undressed in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and head off to bed
>Close your door behind you
>Turn around
>BAMMMM
>Jump scared by a dormouse
>Black out
>Wake up next morning with a cute, sleep mouse snuggled up against you
>Your pants are off, your penis pressing up against her
>Upon close inspection it appears some crusty residue is on her cheek
>What you can only assume is your seed, given the smirk on her sleeping face

The silent chases are the scariest

>>38356816
He has talked about how some can learn Anthropomorphosis or shrink their body to take a lamia like form. I assume powerful individuals could learn more.