/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reminder that vampires are the superior undead monster and you should all lookup to them.

>>38328852
oh god oh fuck she's made of metal now?

>>38328864
u mean bully them by breaking in there castle and stealing all the food in the fridge?

>>38328869
>WIP version

>>38328878
Begone dhampire.

>>38328666
>>38328654
It feels wrong in my head that this would be considered as a pleasant experience.
That also means that a gun could paralyze a monster girl for a longer time and allowed a to escape the rape

There are no language barriers between monsters and men, as love is the universal dialect.

I wish to do things with this thicc robutt.

>>38328806
What my uncle used to do to scare off boars and control pigs (pigs are really smart, they like to wander and explore) was to take hair left in the barber shops and throw them around the fields.
Apparently pigs really dislike the smell of human hair. Although I'm sure, that knowing KC and MGE, it would propably lure them in and make them go wild instead.

mummy mommy

mummy mommy

>>38328852
Wights make me want to do things

>>38328917
momsters... are too op4me

>>38328864
Superior undead my ass.
>>38328762
I know it isn't, it doesn't mean demon realm silver shares all the properties with real silver.

>>38328893
THE ADS

>>38328969
No, no ass. Those are titties.

In absence of undead lilims I must declare wights as the superior undead species.

>>38328994
Muchos erotic

>>38328994
i wanna go and grab a wight in the middle of a speech as if one were grabbing a zombie to fuck

>>38328890
Monstergirls don't rape. You'll be fine, Matt Dillon.

>>38328952
Demon realm silver is just silver that's been corrupted by being in a demon realm, it's quite a leap to suggest that one of the properties it takes on from said corruption is magnetism. I'd assume DRS has all the same physical properties of silver, with added magical properties.

>Did you know?
Elvish researchers have discovered that the ancient word for "perfection" and "elf" is exactly the same.

>>38328893
Officer D. Elf might tell you to stop resisting arrest, but deep down she loves it when you do.

>>38329050
>Hellound's paw typed this shitty lie

>>38328994
Obviously wrong. There is no way a stinky wight could ever compare to the greatness of a vampire.

>>38328994
Gonna get busy with her in a closet at the annual ball.

>>38329078
>t. hagpire

>>38328994
i am going to break into her heavily guarded castle just to hug her

>>38329076
Officer D. Elf likes to watch men squirm

>>38329076
gosh Officer D. Elf is looking really cute today

>"Do Winterstown schools have snow days?"
>"When does the snow melt?"
>"The nice Tanuki promised me a free Yeti if I got on the train to Winterstown and I haven't received my free Yeti, just some drink mug"

>>38329076
>Suddendly, death by cops doesn't look like a good idea

>>38329051
>Demon realm silver is just silver that's been corrupted by being in a demon realm
The article doesn't say if it is or it's just a name, either could be the case.
>>38329055
No wonder those ancient civilizations don't exist anymore.

>>38329076
I am going to steal her hat

>>38328864
Only if she looks like this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95134050

>>38329204
She big

>>38328952
I want a Ochimusha classmate that decides that I'm her new master.
Why I have a 400 year old undead classmate is none of your business.

>>38329170
>One of the typical ores that can be mined underground in demon realms.
So was it there before the area was turned into a demon realm, or did it appear afterwards? Corrupted silver fits the theme better.

>>38329177
That will come with consequences anon
>>38329161
Please don't say that to her face, she'd blush too much to make an arrest

>>38329076
Hilting yourself on a man IS NOT a point of contact in a grapple officer D. elf!

tfw you can't stop kissing your molly

>>38329270
chatte the catte. Did the game update?

>>38328852

>>38329076
I'm gonna commit several crimes so they send Officer D. Elf after me

>>38329288
I only downloaded a week ago. Still Imp and Werecat, everyone capped at lv 5.

>>38329077
>hellwan rapists
Unlikely. Hellwans are kind girls that ask men out to expensive spaghetti dinners with after dinner wrestle mating. They just don't let men say no to the offer.

>>38329270
Need me a girl addicted to sloppy kisses.

>>38329308
one more year.

>>38329270
It's literal hell. Stupid sexy cat. Too cute for anyone's good.

>>38329077
It isn't rape as long as his dick says yes.

>>38329321
I already posted this a few threads ago but I just wanted to share it one more time. For anyone interested, it's from KC's patreon.

>>38327501
You can rape a lizard by ensnaring her in a trap that restrains her and raping her. Make her feel like it was by accident to, like you didn't set the trap, and that you're just some random guy taking advantage of the situation and her.

>>38327501
Also, the far less Kosher way of raping a lizard or any monster girl is to rape one that's already married. I highly recommend AGAINST this however.

>>38329356
>heckhound tries to rape anon
>no matter how much she tries to blow him, titfuck him, or massage his dick with her big meaty paws she still can't get him erect
>"why?! Why won't you get hard?!" She screams at him
>"because you're not my wife"
>hellwan's heart goes doki doki

>>38329439
That seems like a good way to get a knife to the cock. Possibly not a demon silver one.

>>38329470
>threatening male genitals
Oh boy, here we go again.

>>38329481
NTR is heresy in MGE. What the hell do you think would actually happen?

I'll have to shit this shitpost out. I'm still have a crises from realizing that a baphomet could reject me but that I remembered she's not real anyway so it just got worse.

>>38329499
I mean, if she senses that you desire her and she doesn't already have someone, she isn't gonna reject you.

>>38329496
Same punishment that happens for every other crime: corrective rape.

>>38329496
>Punishment for raping a man's wife in the MGE world
A forbidden magic that causes unwilling alping and a lengthy stint in prison. Sexual torture and eventually married to the grossest, nastiest scum of a man possible with a tiny penis.

>>38329169
>Shove your face into officer D. Elf's tits
>"I can't breathe!"
Kek

>>38329522
But I don't want to marry an alp

What is the monster equivalent of Radiohead? What do virgin monsters listen to and go "This is totally me".

>>38329499
Use your imagination. Git gud at magic, or nail some other short mcgork.

>>38329586
Come on bro don't be like that bro don't you want to play couch-co-op Halo during your honeymoon bro?

>>38329586
Too bad

>>38329303
I'm reading this.

>>38329439
>random man beating up a monster full to the gills on man juice from her husbando
Anons took this the wrong way, pal. Why does anyone think this is likely? Even gross small penis anon's Alp could beat the crap out of a random dude.

>>38329610
Any good?

>>38329450
>falling for a married man
Poor heckwan.

>>38329680
Meh

>>38329658
>>38329680
It is early yet, I haven't gotten far. Standard guy pulled into a portal and holds out. He's got some cool tech. Not bad, but not unusual. No crazy edge, which is good. Middle of the road.

I think being called submissive and breedable by mgs you meet is the highest form of compliment one can receive

BIG
KOT
PAWS

>>38329742
Speak for yourself.

>>38329742
I have the submissive part down but I'm not sure I'm very fertile

>>38329742
I'm not submissive and breedable I'm feral and sterile damn it!

>>38329742
Even by Umi Oshos?

I know given time mana fixes all but how would a echdinas or monster girls in general react to finding out their husband is shooting blanks

>>38329519
Monsters will kill as a last resort. This would probably be one of those cases. Considering no husband would just let you rape his wife and hurting or killing a monsters husband is the number one reason a monster will kill. Not only that I wouldn't be surprised if something like this could get a monster to plea to Eros to curse them to never be loved or touched again. Eros is sympathetic to monsters.

>>38329742
Yeah, nah, my wife wears the collar in our relationship.

>>38329827
based and man's best-friend-with-benefits-pilled

>>38329742
It depends. Some monsters openly want an aggressive man that will rape them. It depends on the breed and preferences.

>>38329842
Friends would make dog ownership a lot more popular.

>>38329842
Kiss marks do things to me.

>>38329161
>>38329249
>walking out the back of a store with boxes of the new Rapestation 5 systems
>all of a sudden Officer D. Elf comes around the corner and tells you to stop and get on the ground
>you start complimenting her for her work and how she looks stunning in that uniform
>she breaks face and starts talking back to you saying that you don’t look bad for a criminal
>that’s when you go in for the kill
>you kabedon her against the wall telling her how badly you wanna break the law so much more with her
>but you’ll settle for a date instead
>Thursday at 8 you tell her at the boardwalk
>then you get her phone number from her and drive off with her in a puddle of her own femcum
Cops are easy if you know how to talk.

>>38329906
Do you actually show up for the date?

>>38329825
Monsters are also significantly stronger than normie humans, any would be rapist is likely to end up like that mage in KC's twitter story: punched in the face.
Not to mention that a lizardmans husband could probably fuck you up too.
If the rapist is not a mere normie, maybe even hero-tier, then she would most likely get some anime-style power-up/rage-mode given the way the setting works.

How did the conversation even get to raping someone else's wife?
I thought you guys were talking about raping a lizard mid-fight, which would be incredibly based and hot.

>>38328864
i just need to survive to daylight and she will be screwed.

Would a demon silver axe still work for chopping wood?

Don’t let your fairy listen to linkin park for too long or she WILL go goth tryhard on you

>>38329969
Westoids

I'm gonna send the ushi and when best friends to the kiki maid academy as a goof!

>>38330043
She looks more like she's been watching Beetlejuice one too many times

>>38330043
You're doing a poor job of convincing me.

>>38330043
>goth onahole
Hawt.

I'm hungry

How do I find my shog friend when we’re playinh hide and seek, should I just start licking and fondling things around the house?

>>38330043
I bet she’s never even heard of The Cramps, Fields of Nephilim, or Type O Negative.

>>38330159
I must teach typhon-chan compassion and mercy!

>>38330108
So go tell your kiki/shog/momster.

>>38330108
MeToo
We gotta stay strong. Don't give into the gains goblins.

>>38330159
>playing hide and seek with Shog-chan
>start licking things to try and make her change form
>she’s trying her hardest not to laugh when you were licking that tree
>should’ve locked the garden gnome instead…

slurp

>>38329270
Update fucking when

>>38330108
Nice to meet you Mr. Hungry! I hope you like this thread!

>>38330043
Oh no. [Linkin Park intensifies] It looks like it's stuck on repeat. What a predicament.

>>38330159
> playing hide and seek with Shog-chan
>start licking things to try and make her change form
>she’s trying her hardest not to laugh when you were licking that tree
>should’ve licked the garden gnome instead…

>>38329303
Why is she sitting on his face

>>38330229
>gasping heart sounds
>dazed face
>sopping wet
That's quality.

>>38330238
Stop anon that's a gateway drug to evanescence!

>>38330249
Where else does a Monstergirl sit?

>>38330214
>oh honey, that won't do, not at all! If you don't eat what I prepare you then you can't possibly grow up big and strong! Here, have some of this cake I made just for you, it's really, truly delicious, I promise.

>>38330260
on my lap.

>>38330249
>gandharva
Because her ass is a delicious part of a complete Eros approved breakfast. Mmm mmm it's magically delicious.

How now brown cow

>Anon is a deeply troubled child, acts out due to poor home life
>The bogeymomster dispatch screws up and sends a Bogey and a bogie to anon
> To make matters worse they are sisters who don't get along
> Both show up at the same time under the kids bed and start arguing
>"This is my case damn it!"
>Anons bed is rattling and shaking and be has no idea what's going on

>>38330293
I too like a big ol’ bowl of Gandharva Grahams in the morning but I’m more a fan of Frosted Jinko Flakes.
And never buy Wonderland Crunch, every box is just a portal to wonderland.

>>38330386
Wait a minute, something’s wrong with this cow!
She’s not producing any milk yet!

>>38330402
Don't fall for the grahams anon, Graham crackers were designed to keep people from getting horny. That cereal is a ordering psyop

I'd like to see a lilims reaction to that and the other anti masturbation cereals
"Well now this, this is just weird"

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/36620848
Wholesome Greenworm content in case you missed it.

>>38330262
3 days later Anon's caring Shoggy takes him to Dr.U.Nicorn to get cured of intestinal polyps
>Anon wonders how a Shoggy can sense a problem like that without a medical scan...
Smug shogg grin

>>38330629
i don't know if a shog would let other providers handle her husbands medical care

>>38330616
Very good, sir.

Monstergirls deem all men "Chads" because they literally don't perceive men below the top 1% as "male". To them these are a neuter, drone subspecies of humans, or perhaps some elaborate, settlement-dwelling wildlife. Humanity is very lucky our meat is inedible to monstergirls...

>>38330796
Hibernating moff?

Need to draw jinko tech support telling you do not redeem your v-card and screaming “I FUCK YOU SIR” angrily when you tell them you will

>>38330616
*snap*
Yep, this one's going in my cute worm collection.

>>38330902
I will do the needful.

>>38330429
Emphasis on yet.

>>38330721
>because they literally don't perceive men below the top 1% as "male".
No they don't.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interests due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Monsters will love any man, especially if they lust after that monster.
Only NTR fags aren't considered as male.
>On the other hand, the criteria for being disliked are: people who are excessively evil, such as those who kill for pleasure, men who intentionally try to take someone's wife, etc., are not tasty and cannot be recognized as males in the first place.

>>38329356
Even if he is asleep or passed out?

>>38330968
we know, dude. pay him no heed.

>>38330968
Anon, I...

>>38330985
>Even if he is asleep or passed out
That happened irl and it wasn't considered rape and had to pay child support

>>38330721
female human hands typed this post

>>38331211
Why is she so alluring anons, I can't get this fucking cat out of my mind.

>>38331280
purple is ero

>>38331280
You like big paws on cunty women.

>>38330229
Be careful not to ask an Akaname about the length of their tongue.

>>38331330
Yes, she's purple and obnoxiously colored, an assault on the senses

>>38331349
Just the right amount of annoying where it circles into endearing.

>>38331330
>purple is ero
Very true

I love my lich daughter!

>>38331330
purple and black are the sexiest colours in my opinion.

>>38331330

>>38330931
Please, sir, her village is endangered!

>>38331557
i'd rather purple. pink and blue are acceptable adjacents

>>38331531
Purple, crimson red and black.

doggos...

>>38331513
Lichanon why are you letting her pick up such bad habits?

>>38331618
being accepted by pack or herd animals seems nice.

>>38331639
fortnite is the hot new crazy and all the sabbath are playing it because any child would which they totally are, haha.

>>38331612
oh yeah, red too. cant believe i didnt add that too.
although, every colour can be sexy, its all about execution.

>>38331685
No one can let the Anubis find out about scale models, dioramas and miniatures their autism will overload

touch slime

>>38331650
very nice, even.

>>38331769
I wanna hang out with far left and pamper the short one.

>>38331816
We're sending help immediately Mrs. Fletcher.

>>38331760
I have terminally cold hands. I NEED this.

Anyone know any good slime stories?

>>38331760
Lewd.

>>38331860
Do I have the slime for you!

>>38331639
Bad habit? Dabbing isn't a bad habit! Copying techniques from dragon ball is a bad habit though.

>>38331903
i want that with a lava golem

>>38331860
Putting your hand into a long tongued monstergirl and let it wrap around works too

>>38332022
My favourite part of the wight. Higher! More thigh!

>>38332056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDMy-GplkQ

>>38329270
Wtf lewd

La Futa Spic is about to deliver the goods once again

>>38332141
FUCK wrong tab ignore I suck cocks sorry will delete immediately

>>38332148
top kek

>>38332148
eh, not for me but i wont judge.

>>38332022
Thoughts:
Pale lolis with thick thighs and hips
Sex with young undead girls

So can I just fight any random lizard girl or salamander in the streets or do I have to challenge them and take them to a proper arena?

>>38331860
Horsepussi.

>>38332222
You have to make sure its a fair fight and that they accept.
No ambushing them in the shower while you have a Demon Silver Sword.

>>38332263
What happens if I challenge her to a game of Russian roulette?

>>38332278
Demon silver bullets and a revolver

>>38332222
Challenge them first. The forward girls will challenge you. Remember to make it romantic even if when doing a formal street fight or dive bar mix up.
>be in seedy bar
>down a bottle Lescatie Bourbon
>smash it on the bar
>points the remains at her
>yells that he can't stop thinking about her gorgeous eyes
[X] Romantic
>be in seedy bar
>down a bottle Lescatie Bourbon
>smash it on lizard's head
>points the remains at concussed lizard
>yells that he can't stop thinking about her gorgeous eyes
[X] Doublefaggot

big kots needle love too

warm

>>38332167
I disagree, please refrain

>>38331953
Kikibreeky in shanghai

>>38332351
Ready to pounce.

>>38332242
How will this help with cold hands??

>>38332167
Counter thought:
Pale lolis with thick thighs, hips and HUGE boobs

>>38332437
Stick your hand inside and find out.

>>38332351
Way ahead of you.

>>38332458
O h .

>>38332411
Zombies are cute, I like the idea that they could be like, the childhood friend that dies tragically but the deep love they couldn't express during life brings them back

>>38332475
Do it. You know you want to. Rub her horn too.

>>38332551
I surrender please don’t eat me!

>>38332315

>>38332351
Is this a big kot?

>>38332423
No, must proceed with little undead wombs and buttholes being filled with cum.

>>38332485
>Childhood friend dies
>A few years later, she ends up at your doorstep
>Before you can even process what's going on, she hugs you tightly
>The only thing she says is your name, over and over.

>>38332695
Loli is trash and it sounds like you’re one really hard bender away from grave robbing and necrophilia.

>>38332589
Would Arachnes like the fact I have two pet Tarantulas?

if i'm going to survive in the demon realm, i'd have to have a diverse group of friends who are completely different ranges of species.
A minotaur for the strong friend, a harpy for the mobile fast friend, a hakutaku for the smart friend, a demon for a sneaky good-insight friend, a rata for the highly social friend, and succubus for a jack-of-all-trades friend.
All i gotta do is practice my social skills and i got a one way ticket up the hierarchy

Wait
If I pretend to be retarded no mg will go after me, since that's a very unattractive trait for females, and I can life my simple farmer lifestyle forever!

>>38332816
>since that's a very unattractive trait for females

Get your kid a Kobold so they can grow up together. They might even eventually get married to each other!

>>38332816
Oh, Anon...

>>38332816
>horde of cows tripping over themselves to make the same "farmers belong to their cows" joke

>>38332816
>...... But that doesn't mean there aren't dangers for lethargic men with little "ambition" or "desire", or for the humble gentleman.
"I will give you ‘desire’ ", said a monster girl looking at you with a wicked smile on her face

>>38332833
Nah, my boy's getting a wyvern.

>>38332833
Family pet monsters girls would have been a dangerous life for me and my family. We've had dozens of snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoises, aquariums, two monkeys, dogs, rabbits, hermit crabs, and of course triops, sea monkeys and ant farm.

I wouldn't have been able to handle growing up with all those girls

>>38332898
Thats a Large harem you would have had. Your pelvis would be strong as hell.

>>38332844
>joke
no farmer is complete without his cow, it's just a question of who is top cow

>>38332916
What do you call a group of friendly zombies?

>>38332916
https://youtu.be/dH3Kes1WTwE

>>38332929
Every cow is bottom cow. Except minotaurs.

>>38332929
lady this is a crop farm

>>38332929
shouldn't you be getting to the agricultural school miss?

>>38332832
>>38332835
w-what?

>>38332849
Hey I can even scream and hop in a wheelchair.

I love red.

>get back from my classes
>no monster gf to cuddle with or daughteru to hug
It hurts bros

>>38332833
he be getting a jabberwock wetnurse or a bogey wetnurse
>>38332816
>Aren't boys cuter when they are almost retarded
>Some monster, 12XX

Cooking with foxes.

>>38332963
don't worry, she typed that message while in class cause she heard someone being wrong on the internet

>>38332915
I used to pretend to be Steve Irwin.

Now that would be a fun twist on mges if instead of the scholar it's a Steven Irwin parody.

"Crikey look at the horns on that ushi, let's see if we can catch her so we can get a closer look"

>>38332816
>since that's a very unattractive trait for females
Of course, it's just as unattractive as for males.
>I can life my simple farmer lifestyle forever!
Farming is not for retards, your plan won't work.

>>38332844
>>38332929
>>38332951
>>38332963
>farmer anon has a crop farm not far from the local agricultural school
>every morning as he goes out to tend to his fields there's a small herd of cows watching as they walk to classes
>heard that damn "farmers and cows" joke every. single. day.
>contemplates if selling his family farm would be worth it just to get away

What about underground mushroom farm with abyssal monster girls and dark elves? Could be comfy. Do you have any non-conventional comfy scenarios you like the sound of?

Cow (forma de fox)

>>38333035
Dios mio, esto la Vaca con Kitsune.

How is life inside the Kiki Gulags?

>>38333017
>underground mushroom farm

>>38333055
clean

>>38333055
Very, very sanitary.

>>38333016
the line between rancher and farmer blurs ever further

>>38333061

If so, why has no man come back home?

>In order for a knight and his Wyvern mount to become one and improve cooperation, it is crucial that they spend a lot of time together and develop a more loving and trusting relationship by having plenty of close physical contact. For such reasons, in some countries that produce many dragoons, children who will be dragoons in the future are brought up together with the Wyvern children who will become their mounts. As childhood friends, fiances, brother and sister, or master and servant, eventually love will blossom, they will become sweethearts and eventually marry. By nurturing this love for as long as possible, they gain a strong understanding of one another, creating the strongest dragon knight pairings.
Imagine being born and raised side by side with the girl who you will eventually marry haha

>>38333061
that's why my shog keeps me in the sanitarium

>>38333086
I'm going to reject the path set for me by others and run away

>>38333035
>>38333045
>llama eso, una maldita vaca
Miran esto, mi hermanos

>>38333106
San José. Mira este camión de leche.

Whats the average MGE parents reaction of NEET sons when they hear a knock in the door, open and see a big muscled Kiki with a strong Russian accent, handcuffs in her hands ready saying
>I come for yerr son!

>>38333105
Your Wyvern sister won't be too happy about that...
She might even develop yandere traits and tendencies you know..

>>38333086
>wyvern twins with one guy
wonder how that goes

>>38333045
>>38333106
>>38333120
Speak AMERICAN goddammit.

>>38333135
>sister
No thanks, don't want my kid to be deformed. I'll marry the nice snail girl instead.

>>38333165
no quiero, homo

>>38333167
She's not actually your blood related sister so it's okay.
But you two were born and raised together so naturally you two are brother and sister.

>>38333035
It’s zorra you pinche cabrón

>>38333186
>*But you two were born and raised together so naturally you two were called brother and sister.
Minor edit sorry if my original post was a little confusing

>>38333150
Each one grabs a shoulder with their claws and then starts flying

>>38333125
>please come in, he's in his room, as always
>when can I expect first grandkids?

>>38333086
That sounds like too much trouble. I think I'll learn magic from the nice dark mage down the street instead of what my parents want

>>38333256
I just barged into the local dark mage covent doing a ritual of sort. And I don't remeber what happened next aside from waking up in my bed covered in a mystrerious fluid......

>>38333195
wasnt expecting to see best girl here

>>38333281
go to your local sabbath to learn magic in the proper manner, by reading outloud from a book while a witch sits in your lap.

>>38333150
They will just share him

>>38333269
get naked

>>38333324
nah. i learned all the basic magic after that and also if I go back there again they are going to teach mid grade magic, also there has a been vid of a person who looks like me banging alll the dark mages in that covent. It has been giving me a bad wrap. I hear snickers about how I please old hags for free. And also I now tend to get blackouts frequently and wake up in the house of one of the mages

>>38333056
Damn that Generic MC-kun, getting all those high class monsters to himself.

>>38333135
I don't what she thinks, I'm done with people deciding everything for me, soon I'll be gone and no one will find me

>>38333324
nah, too small, too flat, not enough meat

>>38333086
>just go out and wrangle some completely feral dragon to be a mount
>unfortunately, while she's fine with being ridden, she doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the dragon knights
>so far she knows less than a hundred words, hates wearing a uniform, and growls at the other dragons when they get close

Hug the bug.

>>38333456
Oh no she's going to make me play arcade games with her zombie lackies

Im going to Dump Barrels full of pslimes into an order cities public water source and watch as the entire city turns into a slimy kingdom.

>>38333540
>makes you play all the games with tickets because her zombie friends are too slow to get the high score and max amounts of tickets
>now she never lets that Paladin-Kun plushie out of her sight
>she even named it after you

>>38333526
That gun looks heavy, is she able to handle it?

>>38333587
Yes ma'am

>>38333552
Angry Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0

>>38329162
Yeti with a Yeti

>>38333456
Is that you wightfag? Posting all these wightfu images?

>>38333611
Nope

>>38329162
Why is all milk sold in bags? I demand milk in glass bottles!

>>38333482
It feels right that some growling would be normal for wyverns. Vanilla dragons too, but especially wyverns.

>>38333572
Haven't seen any new eel in a while.

>>38333640
What song best pairs with this webm

>>38333611
Didn't wightfag turn out to be a literal cuckold fetishist or am I thinking of a different wight lover

>>38333633
Give your balls a tug, buddy

>>38333650
https://youtu.be/vwp8Ur6tO-8

>>38333665
I don't understand this Yeti's thick accent, can someone translate?

>>38333665
I'm not your buddy, friend

Albino pharaoh

>>38333692
I'll accept chocolate, blueberry, or grape, begone with this vanilla pharaoh.

>You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

>>38333684
>I'se The B'y that hugs the man
>And I'se The B'y that cuddles him
>And I'se The B'y that carries him off and
>Brings 'em home to rape him

>>38333652
Just remember it's not unheard of for waifufags to be into weird and unsavory shit and be glad they have the sense to not bring it here.

>>38333704
anon please thats very rude, she's got a complex about her skin

>>38333735
Like what?

>>38333737
I have a bathtub full of wine mixed with grape Kool-aid. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.

>>38333751
floor tiles

>>38333751
Who Cares. Im not into caring about what people do on their own time as long as its not posted on here.

>>38333810
Yeah they give us enough good shit that I don't wanna go searching for the bad shit

You don't have to go grimdark shit or even include The Order to have drama in MGE, here are some scenarios which canonically would make sense that include real drama and would be interesting to see fics about:

>1)Christian anon loves MGE and digs Ocelomeh, hard. He goes to Memexico to visit the pyramids, gets lost in some mist and suddenly can't recognize anything. His jaw drops as he see Ocelomehs walking around and an Ocelomeh warrior jumps in front of him, claiming him. He is so into her and are very compatible. He is now more grateful than ever to God, feels he has received an amazing blessing and owes Him a lot. There is just one problem.... Ocelomeh society is extremely religious centered around Tecazilpocas, Anon treats them respectfully and as superiors, but simply refuse to worship them as gods. This cause problems to the point his wife starts to lose status in Ocelomeh society and anon feels terrible about it, at times she even snaps at him before apologizing. Worse of all, because of the public affection rule, the Tezcalipocas demand anon gets from his wife increasingly harsh treatment and she must comply or can't step in when anon is receiving a public scolding, even at times that when Anon talks back or argue with the Tezcas, ordering the wife to literally shut him up by beating him up with the (mamono silver, obviously) Macuahuitl. The Ocelomeh too feels bad as the harsh treatment anon gets and finds increasingly hard to follow the orders. She knows anon is otherwise a model husband that knows his place as a good househusband and doesn't deserve to be treated like a resisting order radical. Thus, a real clash of the cultures ensue. How will anon and his Ocelomeh wife solve this problem?

>2) As we know, given KC stance on fiction, there is a huge chance MG society does have a real censorship problem (he has lowkey admitted he doesn't believe in free speech for certain topics, though take this with a grain of salt. Incomplete info and translation issues are always a possibility when reading what he says.). Anon is an aspiring movie director or writer, however when he wants to explore darker topics, including ones where the villain wins, his work get censored and is threatened to be handed to the MG cops or even just be "disappeared" by having a Kunoichi take him away. There is even some sad scenes where he comes home to find his work has been confiscated or destroyed. He also get told by some monsters that this is the reason why men belong only in the bedroom or kitchen and have no business taking serious careers like writing or movie making.

>>38333667
I can't make out what the other monster is. An Oni? An Inari?

>>38333665
Titfucker!

What are some good date night spots in MGC?

>>38333865
Bicorn Vs Shirohebi.

>>38333930
I wanna take a Gremlin to a tech convention for a date.

>When your little sister brags to her monster girl friends that you're an adventurer and super cool.
>Their parents brush it off as you spinning tall tails or being a merchant.
>Then you come back to town and it turns out you're a max level adventurer.
>And you're still single.

>>38333856
The second is good and has role reversal and stuff. But the first option is just a soap opera plot.

>>38333930
flower district is always a nice place to go

>>38334098
>Kiki watching spanish soap opera's

>>38333930
the AG circuit

>>38333994
>Then every single Mamono in town seeks to jump your bones.

>>38333930
Taking an automaton to see the world's largest magnet.

>>38334119
>Sister gets defensive and tries to chase the older women away.
>"This is why oniichan never comes back to town! You keep hassling him!"
>Meanwhile a loli lizardman is just looking at you as if you were the king himself striding through town.
There would be many, many potential marriage prospects.

>>38334027
Bicorn gunna make sure her captain has a different girl in his bed every week.

>>38334119
>Then every single Mamono
Man, English is weird. You can read that two different ways and I thought you were shitposting for a hot second there

>>38333930
Ya gotta take your harem to a escape room and tell them they gotta work together to solve it or else no sex for one hour. Then you just watch from the control center.

>>38334228
Gotta make it Wurm proof.

>>38334254
Wurm gets a puzzle to do on the side

>>38333667
>>38333640

Shirohebi is nowhere near my favorite MGs. But lately I have been really enjoying imagining confessing to a Ryu my fetishes or that she finds them out, she then calls a big buff warrior Shirohebi shrine maiden and just says "take him away and do as you please with him". The Shirohebi just grabs one of my arms with her 2 arms and walks me away with her, pressing my arm between her buff arms and her ample chest. As she drags me to her room, the Shirohebi chats up with me and if I fail to answer, her tone gets increasingly more aggressive, squeezes my arm a little tighter and puts her yandere then and immediately goes back to normal as I reply. She constantly makes passive aggressive yandere remarks as she takes me to her room.

>>38334282
I would be perfectly fine being taken by a really buff Shirohebi.

SOFT TROLL HANDS ON MY FACE

>>38334338
SOFT TROLL ASS ON MY FACE

>>38334344
YES I LIKE

>>38334228
>spoiler
thats unimaginably cruel.

>>38334344
SOFT TROLL TITS SMOOSHING MY HEAD

>>38333930
l'étreinte sombre is a really good hotel/resteraunt, I'd give it a look. its only a 15 minute walk from durella's castle, so you know that shits good.

>>38334351
what they dont know is that the hour started the second they got in the escape room so there is no actual punishment.

The reward however involves a raging mushroom pizza

>>38334338
>>38334344
SOFT TROLL HANDS ON MY ASS

big focks

>>38334254
Can a Wurm understand how to get Churchill’s Cigar out of that bottle?

>>38334406
she'd leave it in cus she knows smoking is bad!

The smoke hobos hate that she tackles them and destroys their pipes on sight

>>38333640
https://youtu.be/fHI8X4OXluQ

Should you be concerned if your wolfu starts nyaa-ing?

>>38333930
For a Greenworm? Probably on top of a tall tree, where the freshest leaves are.

>>38334393
That focks looks pretty soft.

Is it okay for Hellhounds to awoo as they rape you?

>>38334539
No, that's too far.

>>38334539
Yes, but what if they start wan-wanning instead?

>>38332956
I like the room, is there any way I can bathe without her?

Smart monster girls don't wear panties because panties get in the way of quickies.

>>38334556
Panties with holes.

>>38334556
Ha, my wife doesn't wear her panties because I'm wearing them!

https://twitter.com/greatveemon/status/1411316055750762503

>>38334556

>>38334593
anon get the kikis panties off your head

>>38334622
Never!

Lion pussy.

>>38334717
Thinking about thos beans

>>38333930
our bedroom

>>38334745
Not much of a date, is it?

>>38334793
Some anons are very bland. Although escape rooms are cringe.

Look at this cunning predator.

>>38334665
miss elf really likes to let it all hang out