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Of course Suwako doesn't have a hymen. That fucking little girl's head is inside her all the time.

Right. Kanako is a prude, Suwako taught Sanae all she knows. We know.

>>3830767
That's better not sarcasm.

The big one hasn't a descendant.
The little one has created a descendant through the virgin birth of a human.

Just thought you should know.

>virgin birth

denial wishful thinking

>>3830779
>giving birth to a human

denial secondary thinking

I don't know who they are and where they are from, but you clearly have gotten it the other way around.

>>3830778
>virgin birth
>birth
Ok, she still doesn't have a hymen

just because Sanae is Suwako's descendant doesn't mean Suwako ever give birth.Sanae's ancestor probably Suwako's brother or sister.Think about it.Suwako would still call Sanae her descendant.

who cares about this?

the little one's cute that's all i care for. the big one's an old hag.

The big one is my favorite anyway.

>>3830763
You guys don't understand what ancestry means. Suwako is an ancestor to Sanae, but that DOES NOT mean Suwako had to be Sanae's mother, grandmother, or great grandmother. For all we know it could have been Suwako's sister that gave birth to Sanae. Or even worse, it could have been Suwako's great grandmother that gave birth to Sanae.

All dogs share common ancestry with wolves. Obama has ancestry with Dick Cheney. Need I continue? Great, I'm glad you finally understand. I'm going to sleep for now.

>>3830865
Yeah, rather than the obvious, let's give a god with absolutely no mention of relatives a mother or sister or whatever the fuck you're arguing. Enjoy your sleep.

>>3830877
With your logic. Let's label a goddess a non-virgin because apparently she had a one night stand with a human guy that ZUN never even bothered to mention. Makes perfect sense.

Way to defeat your own argument.

Neither of them exist

>>3830877
The obvious being direct goddess -> human birth?

>>3830778
>>3830779
>>3830782

loljesus

>>3830894
>implying that humans claiming divine ancestry wasn't one of the most widespread practices in the ancient world

>>3830894
The obvious being not making up relatives for Suwako for the sake of playing with a word.

>>3830912
Considering how laughably easy to become a god in ZUN's world, they probably actually did have divine ancestry.

SANAE DOES NOT HAVE A DAD.

SHE OBVIOUSLY POOFED INTO EXISTENCE.

Suwako was raped.

A manga told me so.

>>3830891
Suwako and Kanako are based off of real gods. ... I use the term real loosely here.

>The big one has a hymen.
No. She also no longer has one due to her constant use of her "pillars".

When do you ever hear about Gods or Goddesses procreating with humans? Just imagine how awkward that would be. "Oh, it's that Goddess I've been worshiping my entire life." "What's that, you want to spend the night at my place?"

I cant fathom such a scenario of Suwako being surprised and embarrassed by the sudden accumulation of warm (girlie) juices, dripping down her silky white panties as she begins to blush at the man's untethered manhood. Seriously, just imagine Suwako's mouth guzzling down sperm (too much for her little throat to swallow). I cant begin to envision the look on her face as the man slowly began to remove her undies. Can you even imagine Suwako being kissed from head to toe and then being pummeled helplessly (in the missionary position) into her first orgasm as the lucky bastard she chose to impregnate her begins to lose control of his body. Just think about Suwako as her vagina muscle began to contract on the man's cock, the pressure enough, to send any of us to heaven. What would it be like if Suwako started to pant heavier and heavier with each consecutive pump of her lovenest. My faith wont allow me to believe she screamed kero as she final reached the climax of her 3 minute orgasm. Now just imagine Suwako (a Goddess) trembling in pain from her (newly) broken hymen, as her vagina muscle began to enter the final contraction stages. I refuse to believe said man made her orgasm again by performing cunnilingus on her soft and wet, untethered (Goddess) blossom that up until that day, no living creature had ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

ZUN is a weird guy, but I doubt he's that weird. If a God/Goddess gave birth, it would be done by way of Jesus Christ (i.e., virgin birth).

>>3831138
>When do you ever hear about Gods or Goddesses procreating with humans?
Eh, I don't know. I seem to recall something about it in pretty much every mythology. Not so common, right?

>>3831138
I tried not to fap while reading this.

I failed it.

>>3830761
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>>3830760
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Whats with suwako's expression on getting a penis in the ass, since clearly she wanted it unless for some reason Thor or Odin from norse mythology raped her, and they don't even exist in the ZUNIVERSE

>>3830760
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>>3831138
>When do you ever hear about Gods or Goddesses procreating with humans?

Hmmm, I don't know, maybe you're right.

>>3831165
>>3831168

Fuck yeah anal.

>>3830759
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>>3831213
Anal sex is unfortunately the only canon way of having sex with Suwako. Judging from ZUN's loli proportions, Suwako's vagoo isn't developed enough for sex.

>>3830759
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>>3831229
Gods aren't restricted in such ways. If Suwako wants to have a tiny loli pussy that can still take your whole throbbing shaft up to the hilt, it's not a problem.

>>3831254
what a slut goddess.

>>3830761
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>>3831254
Best use of divine powers.

I hate fanon Kanako.

based on the thumbnail, this is probably not what you think it is

>>3831254
Well, if I became a god, I'd probably give myself a penis that filled every vagina snugly to capacity and a magic touch that both tickled and pleasured every woman I desired. I can imagine a woman doing such things with god powers as well.

>>3830865
Okay, first of all, YOU don't understand ancestry. You are an ancestor if they are a direct descendant of yours. You share an ancestry if your parent or grandparent etc is their ancestor.

Second of all, Sanae is a -distant- descendant. I'd guess around 100 generations removed. In that case, the percent of divine blood she has is really, really, freaking tiny, so she might as well be pure human.

Third of all, they're both goddesses. They can probably regenerate hymens or remove them at will, whether or not they've used the area before.

>>3831296

And what effect does it have on males?

What the fuck is the hysteria about hymens anyway? Chances are an active girl will break hers doing something nonsexual anyway.

>>3831315
It really makes you wonder why they even evolved.

>>3830762
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>>3831165
>>3831168
post the rest of the hcg set

>>3831298
Noun 1: Ancestor - A person from whom one is descended, especially **if** more remote than a grandparent; a forebear.

Noun 2: Ancestry - inherited properties shared with others of your bloodline

I hate to tell you this, but all of your mother's aunt and uncles can be considered your ancestors as they also carry some of your parent's bloodline. It's sad you didn't know this.

You're confusing the word ancestor with the word lineage: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lineage

Noun 1: Lineage - Direct descent from a particular ancestor; ancestry.

>>3831324
They didn't, a hymen is just a skin tag left over from development in the womb. The inner folds of the labia and entrance to the vagina aren't exposed to the elements very often, so the hymen isn't torn as quickly as the other skin tags. This allows the nerves to become more sensitive, which is what makes the first time so painful.

Protip: You are debating a word in translation, your discussion means nothing without actually looking at the original phrase used.

>implying that a supernatural God is limited to having children via the conventional intercourse/pregnancy path

maybe Suwako ate Sanae and Sanae poped out of Suwako head!

>>3831138
>When do you ever hear about Gods or Goddesses procreating with humans?
Pretty much universal. The Chuci songs of China are basically all about guys having sex with goddesses. In the case of Shinto, considering that it's basically animism, the border between "god" and "human" is very loosely defined.

Also Suwako, like many other early earth goddesses, was also probably a fertility goddess.

>>3832520
>implying implying XD

>>3832535
Suwako and Kanako are both fertility goddesses. And fertility goddesses weren't known for being chaste.

>>3832538
THIS. In my opinion, it's an insult to call a fertility goddess a virgin. THEIR DOMAIN IS CREATION AND BIRTH.

>>3832535
>>3832538
>>3832541
Hello normalfriends trying to make Touhous more normal.

Just look at this sprite then take a second look at this >>3831138 text. Do you really think ZUN wanted Suwako to be a goddess of fertility? She doesn't even have breast.

>Suwako and Kanako are both fertility goddesses.
[citation needed]

ZUN officially stated Suwako controls a deity of fertility that is represented essentially as a giant penile earthworm. He did not state Suwako herself having fertility as a portfolio, as I recall.

>>3832563
Goddes of the Earth. Goddess of wind and rain.

Name me a single deity whose dominion is over the earth or rain and is not associated to harvest/creation/fertility. Name me just one.

>more normal.

But, there is nothing more or less normal about someone who's a virgin and someone who is not. Where did you get that idea?

>>3832579
This is the new Get out of /jp/ image.

>>3832574
Try Goddess of the Mountains.

Not Goddess of the Earth.

>>3832591
Too slutty. I feel like I'm going to get an STD just by looking at it?

So...is this thread a bunch of trolls or a bunch of pitifully desperate Suwako fans?

Or is it both?

>>3832574
Uuhhh, that's a tough one. Varuna?

>>3832603
Then it represents /jp/ perfectly.

http://www.jstor.org/stable/2719402?seq=1

stfu

>The big one has a hymen.
>The little one does not.

The hymen is actually a remnant from fetal development that isn't present at all in most women, so you can't really be sure that either of them does.
It doesn't say anything about virginity either since even if it's big enough to be noticeable at all, it usually stretches rather than breaks.

Zues was probley exactly how a god would be. Spends his time trolling people and having sex with women who are not his wife.

>>3832995
Little girl, watch out! That mountain goddess is going to eat you!