/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3832152
No. Japanese must have tiny, soft dicks because these things break even to my average sized dick.

The truth is that Japanese don't even HAVE penises.

It's all an elaborate ruse. Why do you think they have those mosaics?

OP here. Does anyone know?

They are VERY stretchy. VERY.

Seriously, just find a youtube video of an onahole demonstration; VERY stretchy.

>>3832152
In case the picture is related to the question: Don't get that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD778-t668I

>>3832152
just buy a tenga

Buy this and you can kiss any dreams of losing your virginity goodbye.

>>3834011
Not OP, and the last one I tried broke on my first try.

I am not even big...

>>3834017
Like anyone here has a chance anyways.

>>3834020
How did it feel?

I heard a female's vagina feels like the inside of a mouth. Did the tenga feel like that?

>>3834045 implying that he has experienced oral

Most guys aren't flexible enough to suck themselves off

>>3834045
this post is pretty pathetic

>>3834055
>I heard a female's vagina feels like the inside of a mouth.
Yeah, it's pretty shit.

>>3834055
.... You're telling me you don't know what the inside of a mouth feels like?

>>3834045
I inserted my junk. It broke. Couldn't even use it.

>>3834072
I meant what it feels like to have your penis in a mouth, not just what it feels like to HAVE a mouth.

I do know, by the way; flexibility fuck yeah!

>>3834087
But if you know what the inside of a mouth feels like you KNOW what it would feel like to put your penis in there. Just put a finger in your mouth, imagine it is your penis...

Flexible fag here

The inside of a mouth has TEETH and most major structures are right up against bone (the palate, the jaw itself, etc.

Not comparable to a vagina in any sense. The cheek maybe, but you dont give yourself a blowjob with your cheek (Teeth are on the other side)

>>3834097
Don't do that.
Ever since I tried that I fap all the time while rubbing the inside of my mouth with my fingers and imagining it's a vagina.
And I feel really pathetic because of it after every fap session. It's not worth it.

So stretching a few inches shouldn't be a problem, I'm guessing.

>>3834045
I pulled it off. The inside of my mouth felt like OH GOD MY RIBS I CAN'T BREATHE I'M GOING TO DIE HOW DID I EVER BELIEVE SQUISIHING MYSELF SIDEWAYS IN A BATHTUB WOULD EVER BE A GOOD IDEEA.

>>3834146
You can fix this by attempting anal masturbation. You will find it so enjoyable you won't have your finger in your mouth anymore as you will be too busy having it in your ass instead.

>>3834140
Fun fact: Tissue from the cheek is the preferred graft material to use for reconstructive urethral surgery. Cheek tissue has also been used very successfully in the creation of neovaginas for women born without vaginas and uteruses, and also in transsexual SRS. So, if you ever want to be made into a real-life futa with a dick and a vagina, they'll probably construct it from tissue taken from your cheeks.

>>3834360
God gave man two hands so that he could finger both his mouth-vagina and his anus-vagina at the same time.

I would do more anal masturbation if I didn't require a hand on my penis and a hand on my mouse.

It's about time I invest in those prostate stimulators.

>>3834375
You mean they will fucking skin the inside of my mouth and cut it to pieces?
Sounds great.

>>3834386
Read:
>>3834383
Mouse, penis, ass-vagina, mouth-vagina. That's 4 hands brah.

>>3834383
Get one of those devices that allow quadriplegics to use their eyes to control the cursor, or make your own:

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/05/diy-eye-mouse-for-disabled-people/

>>3834360
Tried it, didn't like it. Didn't feel anything special after inserting finger and every kind of object imaginable and moving it around.

>>3834386
How the hell would I fap then?

>>3834399
Did you make sure to locate your prostate and apply light pressure/stimulation? The rest of your ass doesn't feel in any particular way, true, but prostate stimulation feels good man.

>>3834146
Congratulations, you have just discovered you repressed desire to suck cock. Next stop, craigslist.

>>3834420
I probably didn't find it. Which is strange, since I tried every possible depth from 1-15cm and every direction.

>>3834383
I wish anal masturbation was pleasurable enough to make it a rewarding experience to just use one hand on ass and one on mouse.

>>3834400
If you're long enough you can twist your penis around and stuff it into your anus. I've seen a particularly well-endowed ladyboy do this once; I don't think you could do it if you're shorter than 8 inches though. Only five here. ;_;

>>3834420
You don't need to actually insert anything to stimulate the prostate, though; external stimulation of the pudendum (aka "the taint") can work pretty well.

>>3834423
I'm around 7.5, but my penis is rather solid when erect. I don't see it twisting 180 degrees anytime soon.

>>3834431
Externally? Where is that, between the ass and balls?

>>3834448
Pretty much. Just rub it at the right spot.

>>3834448
Yes, it's the place under your scrotum where your vagina would be if you were a little girl.

Buy an onahole, i do not recommend tenga, i just dont like the feel of onacups. Ona Cups tend do do that bump into hard thing your are talking about OP. Their eggs are very good however.

Ona holes are extremely stretchy and will fit almost any penis without a problem. You wont run into the hardness problem. They break before they feel hard. just remeber tightness is not the most important factor in these. Once you try a few, you'll get to know what u like and dont like. I would recommend the toy's heart 17 evo or something like that to someone starting out. If you are on a budget, start with a tenga egg.

Don't worry about needing extra hands. If you stimulate your prostate correctly, you don't even need to fap. It'll feel so good that you'll be leaking jizz constantly. Seriously, I like to plow my ass with the handle of a snow shovel (it's exactly the right thickness to perfectly fill my ass) and even the initial penetration is enough to draw out some cum. It's amazing. I usually don't even touch my dick while I'm doing it because the combined stimulation is too much to handle.

>>3834500
You ever fuck yourself with a knife blade?

It's hot as hell.

Give it a try. Make sure you jam it in there real hard though, or else it'll hurt.

Just keep jamming it in there.

but I poop from there!

Any other suggestions on how to enrich my fappage experience?
Sex toys are out of the question, as I don't live alone.

Dont get UR3 or Silicon

Either get "cyberskin" models from Toysheart... or Tenga if you like wasting money for 1 fap.

I like cup models better as they hold lube inside.

>>3834599
What about the tenga flip hole?

>>3834624

Other disposable Tenga models in general.

Also the average lifespan of a well used onahole is roughly 6 to 12 months depending on the material.

And don't ever use oil-based lubes for these things. It eats away at the material. Always water based only.