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38074855 No.38074855 [Reply] [Original]

Since the old (>>37834628) thread is currently in the process of dying, I believe it's high time to start up a new thread for our beloved mistress

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>>38074855

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>>38074864

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>>38074876

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>>38074884
not sure exactly how many images op needs to contribute for jannies not to disembowel me, but I think 5 is fine for now

>> No.38075002 [DELETED] 

if anyone says it your mother gets cancer

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crinkle

>> No.38075250 [DELETED] 

>>38075023
Seek help. Being sexually attracted to literal shit is a mental illness. You can be cured.

>> No.38078141 [DELETED] 

>>38075023
Snifffffffff~

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>> No.38078501 [DELETED] 

>>38078141
Well? Is it clean?

>> No.38078631 [DELETED] 

>>38075023
remilia you see this shit here

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>>38075023
fuckign faggot

I hope you get your dick caught in a zipper or stub your little toe or somethin.

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I thought you guys would have learned by now to not give (you)s to these retard shitposters.

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>>38080396
The last few threads have convinced me that most remiposters now are just filthy crossies or newfriends. Which would explain their inability to just ignore and take it easy. The spam in Koishi threads died specifically because people just started to ignore them.

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Going on a date with Remimi!
I love her so much!

>> No.38081858 [DELETED] 

>>38078501
Thankfully, absolutely not! Remimi's soiled Pichuuns are a real treasure.

>> No.38081992

>>38080423
Ever since Hololive started having threads on /jp/ most character threads have been absolute garbage from all the unprovoked antagonizing and shitposting. It probably brought over the worst of cancerous fans from various boards. Not even the most popular character threads are safe anymore, unless its maybe a Yuuka or Kanako thread. The mods just dont care anymore about moderating them, they only seem to give all their focus to Hololive.

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>>38081689
this fucker's Remilia is way too cute

>> No.38084064

>>38081992
The hololive threads are where all the activity is so they've either got their hands full or refuse to do more than the bare minimum work to keep the board alive. The irony is that the hololive posters aren't even valuable, they'd go to /vt/ if they got banned, but as far as dumb fuck hiromoot is concerned the noticeable rise in traffic on this board is purely a good thing.

>> No.38084079

>>38080396
Reporting and hiding is better than replying.

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>>38084079
am I retarded for not thinking of this? be honest.

>> No.38084470

my lungs

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姉妹!

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>> No.38085471 [DELETED] 

I want Remi to sit on my face with her fully loaded diaper.

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aaaaaaaand back to page 1!

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>>38084424
Nah you're good, I had forgotten until like yesterday

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>>38086740
that's always good to know

>> No.38086842
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>>38086758
I don't really notice shitposters until they start pooping in the waifu thread

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Remilia wears P

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>>38087196
Now available in obese adult man sizes! Wear the same brand as your mistress!

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>>38074855
vampires suck
satori species is better

>> No.38089020

>>38089011
>vampires suck
yes

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>>38089011
You must be crazy if you think that a t-rex and a girl no one remembers are better than the perfect and adorable vampire sisters.

>> No.38089485

>>38074855
Why are you turning it into a general?

>> No.38089726

>>38087196
Pampers?

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>>38089726
Don't mention that particular P-word in front of Remi!

>> No.38090300

>>38090278
Wow! Flan has her own version too?!

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>>38084079
Don't forget to filter his images.

>> No.38091634
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What the hell!? Remillia is cute!

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Bringing in the New Year with the Scarlet Devil Manor

>> No.38093922

>>38091634
added to my cute remilia folder

>> No.38094403

>>38081689
Why isn't she on fire?

>> No.38094417

>>38091905
Great, now I have to wash their butts. There goes my weekend.

>> No.38094505

>>38094403
In the original novel, Dracula doesn't die when he goes out in the sunlight, he just becomes weaker.
Since Remi is a direct descendant of Dracula, it only makes sense that she's also resistant to sunlight. Not to mention that the snow falling indicates that there are clouds around, so she's not receiving direct sunlight.

>> No.38094513

>>38094505
I prefer universes where vampires aren't on fire under sunlight

>> No.38095116

>>38094505
>Since Remi is a direct descendant of Dracula

>> No.38095148

>>38091905
added to my fat ass remilia folder

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>>38095116

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>>38097299
she's cute when she's smug

>> No.38097341

>>38097299
when she bite a human

>> No.38097348

>>38089011
Remilia > Satori > Flan > Koishit

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>>38089485
Remi discussions are serious business. She is much more complex and charismatic than the other 'hus.

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Prepare your lungs.

>> No.38097579

>>38097563
all the chest pain and breathing problems people have for the past 2 years are caused by those hoofs

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>> No.38103914
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What would happen if DIO and remilia have sex?

>> No.38103941

>>38103914
eratohoTW

>> No.38104029

>>38103914
They'd have a daughter called Sakuya.

>> No.38104474
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>>38078356
/jp/ has officially decided who the superior sister is

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>>38104474
The natural result!

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>>38104474
I'd expect nothing less!

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>>38104474

>> No.38107604

>>38107561
giraffemilia

>> No.38112028

>>38084424
damn why does remi have such a fucking rack? not that i dont like it but wow

>> No.38113385
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>> No.38119857

bump for the mistress

>> No.38120797

>>38104474
I'm glad to see that more people are coming to appreciate Remi's toxic feet

>> No.38121597

>>38091905
iamgine the smell

>> No.38121637

>>38113385
assrape

>> No.38121646

>>38103914
I'd be cucked

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>>38074855
post stinky vampire feets

>> No.38125469

remi is sicilian

>> No.38125892 [DELETED] 

>>38081689
Did you get to change her diaper?

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Behold!
The most beautiful picture of the Mistress!

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>>38125435

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Reminder to filter the word d*aper

>> No.38126080 [DELETED] 

>>38125469
Alright now I know for sure you're the same footfit from before

>> No.38126090 [DELETED] 

>>38126080
*footfig

>> No.38126097 [DELETED] 

>>38126080
stop doxxing me

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>> No.38126176 [DELETED] 

>>38126097
Alright. Hope you have a very smelly day then, friend.

>> No.38126473 [DELETED] 

>>38125469
Is that why she smells so bad?

>> No.38126485 [DELETED] 

>>38126473
kys

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>>38125914
you are going to frown town

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>>38127272
why

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>>38127463
sorry by frown town I meant SEX town

>> No.38128101

>>38128072
vampires can't be impregnated

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>>38128101
Tell that to all the the dhampirs running around.

>> No.38130355

>>38125914
My poor lungs!

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Does Remilia ever get tired of being mistaken for a kid?

>> No.38130425

>>38130355
we're gonna need masks forever

>> No.38132919

>>38130394
I'm sure the daily rape attempts are more tiring

>> No.38134159

>>38130394
Maybe if she learned how to use the fucking toilet she wouldn't have that problem

>> No.38138889

I love Remi's cute sexy diapers!

>> No.38139930

>>38134159
Maybe if Sakuya would take the time to potty train her, but we all know she is going to keep her in diapers.

>> No.38140724

remi would pretend to be your gf/wife for years and then eat you because she's just that evil

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>>38140724
Stop lying, my wife Remi is a very kind girl. I trust her with all my heart.

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>>38140921
living the dream

>> No.38141361

>>38140724
I would be fine with this.

>> No.38141399

>>38140724
Not true. As long as I was useful to her she would keep me around, and only drink small amounts of my blood sometimes if she needed a snack.

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If Remilia wet her bed how would you handle the situation?

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>>38140724
I don't think that's the case. Remilia puts on a veneer of cruelty but in reality she's just lonely which is why she keeps smelly NEETs like patchy around.

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I want to give Remilia a shoulder massage.
And then proceed to lick her back and wings.

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>>38074855

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>>38081689
remi when she sees your grotesque micro penis

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>> No.38167108

>>38167094
cute toes

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>>38167108

>> No.38167148

>>38167122
cute eyes

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>>38167148

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>>38074855
uh oh anon I think she saw your posts about her feet

>> No.38171582

>>38171567
put your gas masks on

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>> No.38173871

>>38094505
In SSiB she starts to burn in the sunlight

>> No.38173911
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Got something a few days ago! Just waiting for some more things, and the pillow itself.

>>38080423
What's a crossie?

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>>38173911
Other side.

So cute! I love her so much it's fucking insane. I want to interact here more but I have no idea what to say so this is the best I got.

>> No.38174193

who is your favorite remi-artist?

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>>38174193
Oh, it's impossible to decide really. Every Remi is perfect and I love every artist who draws her.

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>>38174193
60mai draws pretty cute remis. I mean it's kinda hard to fuck up such a cute design.

>> No.38174876

>>38174193
In general I like Remi art where she looks dignified and mature

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>>38171567
Slander! I would rather die than post about feet!
>>38173911
Crossie is a term for someone who crosses over (hence the name) from other boards, as seen in certain nuances in vocabulary and mannerisms

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>>38167094
This is how Covid 19 spread in Gensokyo

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>>38175083
horrible

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Remilia-chan is so cute! I love her so much!
It's easy to understand why Sakuya is so devoted to her.

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unrelated to thread but does anyone know why the bottom of the board is now at page 8? seems like we're missing a few pages there

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>>38186308
Yesterday holoniggers spammed the board with 30 threads at once, then people made threads reacting to this, and it killed a ton of threads. Meidos finally deleted all the spam and now we have 8 pages

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>>38186322
Mods actually being helpful? A miracle!

>> No.38186399

>>38186383
Not really, because it’s due to them that it even happened in the first place. It was just so bad that they had to do something for once

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>>38174050
Noice daki, might I ask where you got it?

>> No.38191194

>>38187867
I got it off Mercari, as far as I know it's really old and the circle doesn't produce it anymore.

>> No.38191439

>>38186383
I don't think allowing three pages of a board to get nuked every couple of weeks by a single general is "helpful".

>> No.38197746

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95556720
ToT

>> No.38200232

>>38191194
Also just to add, the circle was Verdant Force

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Holy shit the mistress' thread is about to die

>> No.38216163

>>38216160
That can’t happen. The mistress is an undying vamp

>> No.38216852

stop bringing this smellfaggot thread back

>> No.38217266

>>38216852
>I can't filter shitposters who say the exact same things every post

>> No.38217281

Post THAT Remi picture.

>> No.38218406
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Hmm. I really love my wife! She's pretty and cute and great. The mistress truly is amazing.

>> No.38218717

You black have a black heart

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>>38217281

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>>38219478
oh she is just so shy...

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>>38217281

>> No.38219708

>>38219624
cute

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>>38217281

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>> No.38243649

>>38074855
Okay.

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>> No.38257701

Marrying Remi?

>> No.38261009
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>>38257701
Already done.

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>> No.38261699

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1jgSkP0Oc

>> No.38261795

>>38257701
You'd need a Church that she won't burn up in

>> No.38262086

>>38261795
We could use the Hakurei Shrine and have a Japanese style ceremony

>> No.38262354
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she arrived finally

>> No.38263400

>>38261091
God I wish I was Flan-chan

>> No.38263992

>>38261091
I want to bully Flan-chan's prematurely ejaculating penis

>> No.38264007

>>38262354
Cute Remi. I hope you have comfy times with her.

>> No.38265184

Toot toot sonic warriors toot toot

>> No.38270142
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It's been 10 hours since last post, what's going on here?

>> No.38271065
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this one time 3yrs ago I was explaining Remilia to my drug dealer friend and he said "dayyyuum she bad!" then I started winding up to punch him (I am into boxing) and he said "HOL UP, bad means good nigga" and I was all, "oh shit, Remilia bad." I am glad I almost went that far for Remilia.
>>38261091
FWNBT (flan will never be trans)

>> No.38271954

>>38271065
pardon my asking but what led to you telling your dealer about remilia?

>> No.38274335

>>38262354
Nice! I'm still waiting for that one too, it'll be my second cover, posted the other earlier. She's so cute!

>> No.38275333

Remi has never seen a toilet in her life!

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>>38271954
Well why not? I managed to juggle being deranged and neruotic with being normal because women liked me so I wasn't damaging my social image

>> No.38281401
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>> No.38288862

https://twitter.com/anterdel/status/1484331540439986176
Me and my wife.

>> No.38294531

Question Bros, can you really say you love someone if you're willing to share lewd pictures of them online?

Personally I don't feel like there's okay. Sharing someone you love, like a commodity or something to brag about just feels like normie jock behaviour to me, and completely disrespectful to her.

Best to dedicate yourself to her because she's the only thing that's important.

>> No.38295516

>>38277282
>>38271065
Get out of /jp/

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>>38294531
I don't share lewd pics of Remimi, only SFW pics. She's too cute.
captcha: J0Y

>> No.38302691

What is your favorite depiction of Remi?

>> No.38302721

>>38294531
I wouldn't mind Remi bragging about sleeping with me every night to other 2hus.

>> No.38304515
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>>38302691
Naive but conciously aware of it and trying to cover it up

>> No.38305046

>>38302691
Ruthless vampire with a heart of gold and a secret love for humanity. More childish than she wants to admit.

>> No.38305074

>>38302721
What if she puts you on a leash and shows you off as her concubine?

>> No.38305544

>>38305074
I wouldn't mind her putting me on a leash, but I think that should be reserved to the bedroom. If she wants other people to think she is the dominant one in the relationship, I think she can do that without the leash.
Unless you mean she actually thinks of me as just a concubine and not her husband, in which case It'd hurt my feelings a lot.

>> No.38305733

>>38274335
I really love this, it's my first and probably only daki but it's super nice

>> No.38306417

>>38305544
>Unless you mean she actually thinks of me as just a concubine and not her husband, in which case It'd hurt my feelings a lot.
I hate to tell you this, anon, but you are probably closer to a pet than anything else.

>> No.38306474

>>38302691
Childish, incontinent, nice padded underthings.

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>>38306417
I don't believe you.

>> No.38306781

>>38306649
Feel free to keep pretending you aren't just something she's taking care of to pass the time. I'm sure she'll turn you into a vampire any day now.

Any day now...

>> No.38307029

>>38306781
I'll never doubt Remilia. If she says she loves me, then I'll trust her with all my heart.
Unless she outright tells me I'm just a dog to her, I'll never believe those horrible things you're saying.

>> No.38307055

>>38307029
I mean, she seems to care about Sakuya but calls her a dog. She might not be as trustworthy as she appears.

>> No.38307304

>>38302691
Mature but still fun loving and care free. Just wants to enjoy herself with the people she likes. Doesn't play League.

>>38302721
I mean, just with other guys though. I find bragging about someone you love like they're just there for social status to be... distasteful.

>> No.38307332

>>38307055
It's all about perspective. Dogs can be the closest friend you have, better than any humans. I think she could think of me (not the anon you were talking to) as a dog but still truly love me. It'd just be the kind of relationship where she's the boss and I'm still her Butler.

>> No.38307675

>>38307332
I mean, that is the best you can hope for unless you are Sakuya levels of competent.

>> No.38307975

>>38307304
>Doesn't play League.
That's oddly specific.

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>> No.38310743

>>38307975
I guess it's kind of hard to get into a proper conversation sometimes. I'm not used to all the anonymity, nor do I know when the thread hits it's limit.

I just wanna talk about the girl I love so much and I don't know what to say to describe how truly in love i am, as well.

But it's more the idea behind not playing league. Not being a certified GAMER(TM).

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I've decided I'm going to cook a flan, and some kind of black forest cake for valentines day. Gonna post it in the v/a/lentines day thread as well. I've never baked before, but I've decided to learn for her! I think this is a worthy cause. Got roughly what, 3 weeks to learn how to put a cake together?

I've been pretty disappointed in myself recently, haven't really been doing much, but I should absolutely be doing better for the girl I love so much. So, baking it is.

>> No.38314177

>>38307675
>being incompetent in the toehoeverse
Just become immortal through the power of autism, wizards are a thing.

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>>38306781
remimi's too incompetent to turn anyone into a vampire, she can't even drain an adult man fully because she's so small
captcha: gay hats

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Remilia earns money for the Manor by selling Spring...

>> No.38319545

>>38319006
I'm buying out the Mistress for the next 10,000 years.

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>>38319006
>>38319545
I'm buying out Remi until the day I die.

>> No.38319626

>>38319588
doing this without mentioning that I'm also immortal to get a cheaper price

>> No.38319640

>>38319006
Remi twisting herself into anatomically impossible positions!

>> No.38319687

>>38319006
I want to steal the mistress' dirty underwear but her goddamn meido keeps getting in the way!

>> No.38324676

>>38128072
I thought that was Itou Yuuji.

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>> No.38358267

>>38349210
Uuu~

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>>38349210
Strike a cute pose Mistress!

>> No.38364063
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Why is Remilia so cute?

wrong answers only.

>> No.38364172

>>38364063
you're trying to get people to say she's the better sister are you

>> No.38367508

>>38364172
But that wouldn't make sense since it's a correct answer.

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She's come to play at that poverty-stricken eyesore run by the perpetually poor shrine maiden!

>> No.38371912

>>38370068
Truly the Mistress is benevolent gracing that worthless poorfag with her presence.

>> No.38379154

bump

>> No.38379268
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>>38217281

>> No.38381813

>>38379268
I suffer in 3D land.

>> No.38382555

>>38342875
Jesus Christ that fluffy hair!

>> No.38382665

>>38379268
Not having a Remi to snuggle with makes me depressed.

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>>38379268
You can't sleep well into the afternoon - Remilia is so lazy

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>>38379268
This is so indecent. You can clearly see her panties. Also, isn't midday for vampires the equivalent of midnight for humans? Why is she awake when she's supposed to be sleeping?

>> No.38382944

>>38382665
I could be your Remilia for a night, anon.

>> No.38383042

>>38382881
No matter how much you bitch I'm still not fucking you Flan.

>> No.38385118

>>38382881
Because she wants to sleep while snuggling next to her hot water (blood) bottle human.

>> No.38387064

>>38382944
Thanks, anon, that makes me happy.

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I love vampire fashion. Specifically, this sort of overly-decorated royal garments with redder colors to indicate vampiric corruption. It's elegant and frightful at the same time, and really cute!
Just like Remi.

>> No.38387484

>>38387324
>vampire fashion
Does Remi ever wear a suit or a cape?

>> No.38387727

>>38387484
Yeah, her birthday suit

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>>38382881
i dunno, maybe she just has a hard time sleeping without me

>> No.38393876

>>38391643
I want to celebrate my 300th wedding anniversary with Remimi.

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>>38393876
Same!

>> No.38396734

>>38396711
Imagine bragging to the frog goddess and all the other hags about your extremely long and stable marriage while they're still single. Huehuehue, if only they had the Mistress' charisma.

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Ojou-sama misunderstands the Princess Carry

>> No.38401718

I don't love anyone else even one one billionth as much as I love my amazing vampire wife!

A life of dedication to the most perfect girl. This is true happiness.

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>> No.38407584

>>38401718
I love her more!

>> No.38407767

>>38407584
This is not a competition, anon >:(

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>>38407584
>>38407767
If it was I'd win, since no one loves Remimi more than me.

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Scarlet ladies.

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i love the remi

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>>38410915
Anon, why did you post some weird 3D thing dressed up like Ojou-sama?

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>>38074855
post booba remis

>> No.38415953
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>>38415462

>> No.38419578

>>38415462
i don't wnana breathe remi pits

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>>38415462

>> No.38420561

I can't get enough of her used you-know-whats, especially when she makes boom boom in them.

>> No.38421682

>>38420561
based

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Ozeu-sama is getting ready for the summer, too bad it's a made-up summer in Patchouli's library 'cause she can't do any real sun-bathing

>> No.38423794

>>38423133
She does moonbathing instead.

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>>38415462

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>> No.38425437

>>38425323
i cant breathe

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>>38415462
Say less!

>> No.38446627

>>38420561
I don't know anon, that sounds awfully smelly.

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This is still a damn good image.
It's not posted often which is good too.

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>> No.38475238
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God, I love my wife! She's so cute and pretty and huggable and soft. Plus, who doesn't like some wings and fangs? Cute... cute!!!

>> No.38476538
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Let's do it on the bed with Ojou-sama

>> No.38480022

>>38476538
>続きなど無いわー!!
Remimi doesn't love Sakuya!
The poor maid will fall into depression after realizing this fact!

>> No.38483885

>>38476538
translate it weebs

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>> No.38494930

>>38379268
What's Remi doing in bed without a diaper on? She's going to need a spanking, for her own good if nothing else.

>> No.38495026

>>38382944
fuck off faggot

>> No.38495194

>>38494930
i really hope you die

>> No.38495258
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I love Remi so much.
Knowing that I'll never be with her is very painful.

>> No.38495418

>>38495194
If she wets the bed she might get a cold from her sheets, and that would mask her beautiful voice.

>> No.38495493

>>38074855
best thread on this board

>> No.38495899

>>38495493
Every thread should be a Remi thread and if a thread isn't a Remi thread there should be posts asking "Where's Remi?".

>> No.38495973

>>38495899
Correct

>> No.38496563

>>38495258
Hold on a minute... Vampires don't have reflections

>> No.38497120

>>38496563
yeah and normal mirrors don't float
Also ZUNpires are OP. I remember her not getting btfo by sunlight in SSiB

>> No.38497135

>>38497120
ZUNpires don’t instantly get btfo by sunlight. It’s more akin to a really annoying and eventually kind of painful sunburn that causes your skin to peel immediately. However, it is implied that, if exposed long enough, they will eventually burst into flames and suffer damage.

>> No.38497430

>>38497135
Who wants to be in the sun, anyway? I'd rather spend time with my wife indoors, hugging her and doing fun things with her.

>> No.38497473

>>38497430
Based Remi

>> No.38497940

>>38496563
>>38497120
It looks like this thing https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dark_Mirror

>>38497135
Remi was literally dissolving into dust in that one EoSD ending where Reimu was trying to huff her loli fumes.

>> No.38497952

>>38497940
>that one EoSD ending where Reimu was trying to huff her loli fumes
Reimu likes cunny? Based Reimu??!

>> No.38498301

>>38497952
I meant she was trying to burn her up and smoke her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Ibo1Kpl50

>> No.38498321

>>38498301
Reimu is Kushpilled???

>> No.38498406

>>38495899
Remi posters need to louder, angrier and have access to time machines.

>> No.38499845

>>38494930
Sakuya's trying to get her into big girl undies again. This is going to get messy.

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>>38498301
>>38497940
Just a little bit of Remilia is fine to smoke

Reimu understands that a bit of light (pun intended) bullying is fine.

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>> No.38505005

>>38504547
Damn this one looks really good

>> No.38505025

>>38504547
Based Remi. She looks sinister as fuck.

>> No.38507863

>>38504547
My blood in the glass cup.

>> No.38508153

>>38504547
How much of that will she actually drink, how much will go on her dress ?

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>>38421682
>>38497473
>>38497952
>>38505025
Crossies out

>> No.38510978

>>38504547
didn't know remimi liked grape juice that much

>> No.38511222

>>38497940
No, but Remi said she would, and Reimu asked her what would happen if she sniffed that dust.

>> No.38511542

>>38510079
Based

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>>38415462

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>>38521793
imagine smelle

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Who'd get excited over some mere pudding? Not her, that's who.

That's not permission to give it to someone else though.

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