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>>38164075
Was the "fan of mass destruction" a bluff?

>>38164114
Yukari can eat a dick, she can't win against the blonde moonie princess and it's canon

>>38164114
Probably not, why would she bluff by using a fan?

Also Yukari would've noticed it, she's not that retarded

Best Hime

>>38164075
Poor Toyohime. Being Eirins student is hard.

>>38164245
But Yukari knew the Lunarians are stronger and outsmarted them by being caught on purpose and opening the portal for Yuyuko, someone they wouldn't notice due to the purity level of where she lives

>>38167017
>someone they wouldn't notice due to the purity level of where she lives
Is it because the Netherworld is purer than the moon or what? There's something I don't get anon, aren't lunarians supposedly the most "pure" beings in the series? (atleast that's what they pride themselves about). What does that say about ghosts or celestials?

>>38167113
>Is it because the Netherworld is purer than the moon
Exactly that, the Lunarians wouldn't be able to notice Yuyuko. Yukari knew about this and the fact that they would target her because of their history.
>aren't lunarians supposedly the most "pure" beings in the series?
They're obsessed with it but aren't the purest, the Netherworld is considered purer than the Moon in canon, which is funny but makes sense since it is the world of transition for souls, unchained by natural laws (only spiritual ones) whereas the Moon was "artificially" built that way and the Loonies need to keep a close eye on its purity level constantly (they use a type of plant for it IIRC)

>>38167017
>outsmarted
yuyuko solved everything for her. hell I believe the plan was conceived by her as well.
yukari is dumber and totally dependent on her younger, softer, prettier, cuter, dead friend! it was even her own fault she is dead! yukari is useless!

I couldn’t save Hatate’s thread…

>>38174221
The younger sister also died, Toyohime will continue on in her stead.

>>38164075
Hot! I want her to sit on my face.

>>38188474
Same

himes side by side

Yukari on the front page!!

>>38232367
Cant believe someone posted that disgusting gap hag in glorious Toyohime thread.

She fucks little bun boys

>>38237098
God I wish I was a little bun boy.

>>38212276
perfection

>>38164075
i cant wait until the lunar capital is inevitably destroyed by the outside world
its gonna be epic

>>38164075
Carefree Princess

>>38241169
This is really beautiful. It's one of the best art of Toyohime I've seen. Thumbs up for the Artist

>>38164245
>Yukari can eat a dick
Mine specifically.

>>38164075
REMOVE KEGARE remove kegare you are worst youk. you are the youk idiot you are the youk smell. return to suwa. to our suwa cousins you may come our reedplain. you may live in the swamp....ahahahaha ,izumo we will never forgeve you. sukima gaphag FUck but fuck asshole youk impure izumo toyoashiharanonakatsukuni..youk purification best day of my life. take a bath of purified youk..ahahahahahIZUMO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget kuniyuzuri .shinano we seal takeminakata , shinano return to your precious moreya....hahahahaha idiot youk and earthling smell so impure..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEGARE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. futsunushi+takemikazuchi+torifune+amanosagume=pacify izumo...you will kuniyuzuri/ tsukuyomi alive on moon, tsukuyomi making capital on moon . pure land tsukuyomi moon. we are pure and have mochi now hahahaha ha because of tsukuyomi... you are ppoor impure youk... you live in a forest hahahaha, you live in a lake
tsukuyomi alive numbr one #1 on moon ....fuck the suwa ,..FUCKk ashol youks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur myth and fantsy. 2kuyomi aliv and real strong sage purify all the youk wild aminal with god magic now we the amatsukami rule .youk of the earth presidant tei inaba fukc the lord daikoku and lay egg this egg hatch and izumo wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our reedplain we will crush u lik a pit of peach. takamagahara greattst countrey

>>38297668
i wish i could send messages like this around gensokyo and prank ultra powerful hyperdeath deities

MOGGED

>>38164075
friendly reminder advanced lunarian tech cannot stand up to golf balls

>>38301875
Why is Yukarin crying?

>>38301875
I now see why Yukari lost to her.

>>38304206
Lets see.
Smaller chest.
Unlike Toyohime, people don't want to be around her for extended periods of time; the same can be said for short periods of time.
Her chest is smaller than Toyohime's.
Toyohime has natural yellow eyes and not the alternating purple and yellow that Yukari has every once in a while. (causing confusion and disarray whenever someone insists they're one color and not the other)
Toyohime has a larger chest than her.
Unlike Toyohime, she's a youkai. She has not one shred of humanity within her. (Absolutely incapable of bonding with humans.)
Toyohime doesn't suffer from back problems, but Yukari does despite being smaller.
Toyohime, being larger, doesn't suffer from Yukari's chest envy.
Her strength comes from her hax ability, unlike Toyohime.
Yukari believes many will find Toyohime to be more preferable as she has a larger chest.
Yukari's companion is a Shikigami that she regularly abuses, unlike Toyohime who has a strong sister at her side to create a duo nearly impossible to defeat in a normal situation.
Yukari's chest is absolutely dwarfed in Toyohime's presence.
Unlike Toyohime, Yukari isn't married yet (and probably won't be)
Yukari's smaller chest puts her at a disadvantage when accounting for the similarities elsewhere.
Being one of the two most prominent people in the Lunar capital, Toyohime has many who look up to her and adore her as their leader.
Insert chest joke here
Yukari on the other hand has many enemies, and those who fear her, despise her, wouldn't want to meet her, or have some combination of the aforementioned.
Hime 1-0 YKRI
Toyohime, ruling with her sister, has many genuinely loyal subjects. Yukari rules through fear and manipulates others into fighting for her.
Toyohime has most of the "mass" if you catch my drift.
On another note, Yukari has three other partners, but one sides with humanity (which is no different than being against her, the other does her own thing and probably speaks to her once every 500 years, and the other one doesn't even show their face in public.
Yukari;s cup size is C while Toyohime's is F.
Toyohime, would probably be approached by her friends to have fun, whereas Yukari has to make it known that she wants to have fun too, only after everyone else had been having fun long before she became aware of it.
Yukari has to spy on everyone to snuff out rebellions unlike Toyohime who does nothing, knowing that her loyal subjects love her too much to even think of rebelling.
Even Yukari couldn't manipulate the size gap.
The difference in fashion offers Yukari a slight discomfort as Toyohime has a trendy hat whereas Yukari still wears an old mob cap, implying she is older than Toyohime despite their ages being ambiguous.
Not enough fat went to Yukari's chest.
And of course the height difference. Despite arching her back more, Toyohime is still taller. While this might go in Yukari's favor, any advantage is quickly overcome by the fact that Toyohime's height gives way to more effective hugs which sways the male audience in her favor over an extended period of time. Not to mention that it is Toyohime who is standing tall, and Yukari who is leaning against her, creating tension between the two.
Yukari got fucking titmogged. Holy shit.
Despite having similar status, Toyohime is overall more appealing. In being her (close) friend, you become a friend of the Lunarians and possibly someone if high ranking if you didn't get a chance to marry into royalty (Watatsuki's family tree, etc.). You would be loved and adored by the people of the capital despite your standing which might prove to be slightly controversial, which would end up being the most of your worries in what could be a very comfortable life so long as nobody, like Junko, has a revenge mission that puts the Lunarians directly in their sights. With your ties to Toyohime (and by extension the Watatsuki) many would approach you with business deals that even Kanako would be jealous of. Yukari on the other hand doesn't nearly the same reputation. In being Yukari's (close) friend, you are someone to be weary of. Many, knowing of your ties to Yukari, would be hesitant to approach you. Despite your close relations to Yukari, you would find yourself no different from the average human in Gensokyo, only with the added bonus of not being on the menu of humans that can be eaten (woohoo!) since doing so would be a death sentence from Yukari herself. Despite her status, unless you approach them, there aren't many who would willingly strike deals with the likes of Yukari or her associates.
Hime>Gaphag
Unlike Toyohime who is treasured by her people, not many people know Yukari even exists, and those who do know that she is the very definition of untrustworthy. Yukari stands no chance against Toyohime's beauty (as many would claim). Toyohime's skin is naturally lighter and softer to make up for her weird shade of hair.
Also, I forgot to mention Toyohime's chest which is obviously larger.

>>38309300
>Yukari isn't married yet (and probably won't be)
>he doesn't know about Lafcadio

Toyohime's sister is here too.

>>38309844
But Lafcadio is her ancestor.

>>38310928
My hime!

>>38310928
The vigilant hime!
>>38300895
The carefree hime!

>>38309300
Okey so
> Toyohime has a larger chest
> Is more beautiful
> more trustworthy
> has a better reputation
> has more friends and trustworthy allies
> being her friend opens a lot of doors
> doesn't have many Enemies

>>38310928
Do you think Yorihime would be the kind to threaten to kill her sister's boyfriend?

>>38314180
what a needy, wanting to hog on her sister and her nephew!

>>38164075
Toyopoyo. How do you get superior genes to make yourself worthy of breeding with Lunarians?

>>38322229
Go live in the Netherworld for a couple of decades and work towards becoming a Celestial. Then you'll be pretty much a Lunarian.

You should also do some great heroic deeds along the way to boost your status, makeing you more worthy.

how did yuyuko become more pure than the lunarians?

>>38324057
> Since Yuyuko Saigyouji and Youmu Konpaku are inhabitants of the Netherworld, a land even purer than the Moon is, after Yukari Yakumo opened a gap that let them into the Lunar Capital in Silent Sinner in Blue, the Lunarians were completely unable to detect their presence.

>>38324057
Yuyuko is from the Netherworld, which is a place purer then the Luna Capital, which in turn makes her purer then the Lunarians.

Say, who exactly counts as a hime?

>>38327094
Toyohime, Yorihime, Kaguya, Kotohime, and Wakasagihime. Maybe Parsee too.

>>38327562
Well I didn't vote for them.

>>38327562
Yuyuko too. She is the Ghost Princess of the Netherworld.

>>38324057
To be pure means to be absent of both life and death, being inhabitants of the Netherworld makes them free of both (though Yuyuko would probably be even purer than Youmu as she's outside the cycle of rebirth)
Lunarian purity is more artificial and it takes effort to maintain the moon's purity

>>38327562
Momoyo too, buggy princess!

>>38329478
They should just move into the Netherworld. The Moon sounds way to annoying to maintain.

>>38311212
How do you know she didn't do the nasty in the pasty?

>>38347842
tthe smaller toyohime

>>38212276
Why does she look so much like Yukari? What's the connection?

Why does she look like Yukari? What's the connection?

>>38362230
She doesn't look that much like Yukari. Toyohime has youthful cheerful energy while Yukari has hag energy.

>>38164075
BREED
LUNARIAN
WOMBS

>>38303980

Canon Hime boobs.

>>38377511
looks like fun lol

>>38377511
This is what the moonies were scared off? These Guys are adorable.

>>38392666
and himes are adorable too
maybe they should mate
please

>>38388174
> The Moon of the background
Is she on Earth? What's she doing here.

>>38392673
You can breed the Rabbits anon. The Himes are married after all, well unless you want to go for Kaguya. Although that might put your life in danger if she doesn't like you.

>>38392787
you might be understanding which side of the equation i'm on here

>>38392792
I'm not sure what's that's supposed to mean. Mind explaining it to me?

>>38374154
"Been there, done that." - Niel Armstrong

>>38395567
Only the Best Most Superior specimens of Humanity can breed the pristine LUNAR women

I want to fuck a Hime...

>>38404264
Which one? There are like 4 Moon ones and multiple Earth ones.

>>38392933
I think it was suppsed to be "you might not be understanding".

>>38198924
Toyohime about to rape you into a crater after you illegally stowed away for moonie pussy

>>38377716
just look at toyohime's peaches!

>>38377511
Now I understand why the Lunarians were so afraid. This is down right terrifying.

These himes have nice bodies.

REMINDER THAT WE HAVE LUNARIANS TO BLAME FOR THE EXISTENCE OF YOUKAI

>>38437695
Another small hime... what's going on?!

>>38164075
Don't like this character!

>>38445064
Why? She's of superior stock!

>>38377511
looks like fun

>>38437695
Damn lunarians.
They're attempting to gain favor by turning their leaders into lolis.
What a dastardly scheme.

>>38462232
I hate lolis and lolicons so it's just having the opposite effect

>>38232367
This is the Toyohime thread, anon.

>>38303980
Post the one where it's like "50,000 moon rabbits"

>>38165620
Based Eirin

>>38487739
Hime tush....

>>38474743
REMOVE KEGARE remove kegare you are worst youk. you are the youk idiot you are the youk smell. return to suwa. to our suwa cousins you may come our reedplain. you may live in the swamp....ahahahaha ,izumo we will never forgeve you. sukima gaphag FUck but fuck asshole youk impure izumo toyoashiharanonakatsukuni..youk purification best day of my life. take a bath of purified youk..ahahahahahIZUMO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget kuniyuzuri .shinano we seal takeminakata , shinano return to your precious moreya....hahahahaha idiot youk and earthling smell so impure..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEGARE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. futsunushi+takemikazuchi+torifune+amanosagume=pacify izumo...you will kuniyuzuri/ tsukuyomi alive on moon, tsukuyomi making capital on moon . pure land tsukuyomi moon. we are pure and have mochi now hahahaha ha because of tsukuyomi... you are ppoor impure youk... you live in a forest hahahaha, you live in a lake
tsukuyomi alive numbr one #1 on moon ....fuck the suwa ,..FUCKk ashol youks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur myth and fantsy. 2kuyomi aliv and real strong sage purify all the youk wild aminal with god magic now we the amatsukami rule .youk of the earth presidant tei inaba fukc the lord daikoku and lay egg this egg hatch and izumo wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our reedplain we will crush u lik a pit of peach. takamagahara greattst countrey

>>38496039
here you go (sorry for low quality)

>>38511348
completely and utterly btfo

>>38511348
How is America so Chad in Touhou?

>>38496051
Molesting pure himes isn't based. That fallen sage had better back off!

>>38164114
Nope, Toyohime could have atomically disassembled Yukari at any moment. She should have, really.

>>38164114
If it was then Yukari must be the most retarded 2hu out there to fall for that trick.