/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38292301
I think we know what you mean by media…

>>38292301
What if there's a power outage?
What if the moon bastards detonate an EMP in Gensokyo?

>>38292378
Lets just say the cellars of the mansion are deeper than you would think.

Imagine spellcards being fired out of a tablet.

>>38292484
We called that a 'screamer' back in the day.

>>38292301
I see that Patcho finally finished her SICP!

>>38292301
damn that's a nice server rack

>>38292567
Bitcoin is magic!

>>38292378
Patchouli is smart enough to invest in multiple Uninterruptible Power Supply units

>>38294082
Those are only to give you time to save your work. She's going to need a generator to keep going through a power outage.

Now give access to your library to Marisa! Copying isn't stealing.

>>38294528
How is she going to get diesel in Gensokyo?

>>38308314
She could make the men from the village run on treadmills to generate her power, otherwise there's always the tried and true coal.
Hopefully she thought about this or she'll be in for a rough time.

>>38301263
Patche is going to put DRM on the books.

>>38308350
And for what reason would all these men run just for Patche?

>>38308764
Because she rewards them later.

>>38308350
Maybe just use the youkais as fuel.

>>38308826
I'd happily live as a slave in the mansion if I got to fuck Patchouli.

>>38309005
You don't live in the /jp/ mansion?

>>38309064
Does Patchouli live there?
And no, a dude dressed up as her does not count.

>>38292301
>glasses
Fucking RUINED.

>>38312089
Fixd.

>>38312089
Shit taste

Patcho doesn't realize it yet but I uploaded a kernal level program on to her computer that at completely random intervals will trigger an ear piercing speaker blowing screamer with epiliptic visual effects. It could trigger 3 times in a month or a whole year or hell maybe nothing will happen until a decade later. There is no way of knowing.

Which OS is she using?

>>38308314
There is oil source

>>38332525
Windows Server 2016

>>38332525
OpenBSD.

>>38292484
Byakuren's scroll is basically a magic tablet when you think about it.

>>38324492
don't worry, patche told me she compiles her kernel without modules support.

>>38332973
What is written in there? Was it ever mentioned?

>>38333699
I don't think she can read most of it if I'm remember correctly

>>38333699
Spells, sutras, etc. Plus it has auto-casting capability.

>>38292301
Marisa is going to pirate all your book now.

>>38334066
she can have them, just give her a login to the library so she stops breaking into the mansion.

>>38337091
Nah, shell just staight up unscrew nas storages from the wall

This is a bad idea, Patche will get addicted to the internet and never read a book again.

>>38292301
Look out Patchy, Flan's running through the server room with a high-strength magnet!

>>38292301
Fucking nerd.

>>38332525
Windows NT 5.0 Workstation

>>38333683
Also she has her own compiler and compiles everything herself since she's not melanin-rich.

>>>/int/djt

My fauvorite anemic girl.

>>38354260
I doubt patchy has melanin at all
you could pratically see through her

>>38292301
Patches Ole no Ledge!

What is happening to Koakuma then? You just destroyed her job.

>>38377953
She can now focus on servicing me rather than those dusty old books

>>38333699
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>38377953
She's been moved to IT to answer support tickets and take dumb troubleshooting calls.

>>38292301
My grandfather was a massive book nerd and there's fucktons of books left after him in my hometown. I wonder if there are any that were never uploaded anywhere as digital. Trying to sort through all of them would be a nightmare but this has to be done eventually.

>>38392993
Most books have virtually no value. It's probably not worth your time sadly.

>>38292301
does she have any books about the industrial output of Vietnam in the 20th century?

>>38332846
The only person with the infra and knowledge who can maintain those computers and cables is Satori

Patchy is just desktop support

>>38393049
Mein Altvater hat mal gesagt: "Wer ein Buch verschenkt, der verschenkt nicht Papier, Tinte und Leim, sondern den Inhalt."

>>38393515
we don't speak no nazi here, brother

>>38393553
私の祖父はかつて、「本を配る人は、紙、インク、接着剤ではなく、中身を配る」と言っていました。

>>38393515
I'm already reading the Phenomenology with my Pache fumo. Already went through Kaufmann's commentary on the preface, and she pointed out several errors he had made.

>>38393515
und Ich mach dir Messer

>>38393515
und ich mach dich Messer
>>38393603
テメーを包丁にするつもりだ

>>38312140
well now patchy's vision is all blurry and she cannot read...

>>38332525
windows ME

>>38394347
>>38332860
>>38332880
>>38353841

Obviously Temple OS.

>>38393049
There are at the very list some amazing illustrations that will be lost forever if nobody scans them. Chasing obscure 2hu media made me appreciate autistic art preservation.

>>38292544
thx for the book

>>38392993
Buy or make a book scanner! Even if some have already been scanned, it's always good to have more digital copies of something. Especially if said book scans online are low quality or missing pages.
>>38396976
Sourcemage is fine, too.

>>38312140
>no glasses
Fucking RUINED.

>>38393049
Cute feet and bloomers. I'm going to catch her.

>>38397130
>There are at the very list some amazing illustrations that will be lost forever if nobody scans them.

Seems like something Patchy could have said.

>>38392993
Feed them to the termites!

I engrave them on stones

>>38308361
why?

>>38292301
How do i get acces the the lewd ones?

it's her month!

>>38312140
Soulless

>>38437657
lewd books don't exist.

>>38440138
black magic

>>38292301
Where's the electricity coming from?

>>38468037
Her farts.

>>38454576
>he doesn't know....

>>38468037
fairy slave labour running to generate energy

>>38480653
I will save the cute fairies from the evil witch!

>>38292301
hot fatty

>>38292544
Should I get the first, second or the javascript edition?

>>38496222
Second edition. I haven't looked at versions in other languages but I've always heard bad things. Don't get hung up on it using Scheme, it's a very good language for teaching and you can easily apply the concepts to other languages.
The SICP lectures on youtube are helpful ancillary material. They use first edition but they're close enough that it doesn't matter.

>>38292301
E-Library Hacked by Marisa

>>38496584
Thanks anon, I'll see if I can get my hands on a hard copy

>>38312140
Nice one

>>38292301
Patchi’s library
https://mega.nz/folder/jlEwhYyJ#iK4mVC4y5iwk_cr3eIpX4g

>>38504747
Is this actual magic?

>>38504861
Yeah

>>38504747
Have any /jp/sies cast a magical spell?

>>38504921
I mainly do the ol’ lesser banishing/invoking ritual of the pentagram + middle pillar + a Martinist ritual called the Chain of Light

I also did sigil stuff

>>38504921
I did blood rituals and doing other ones for an overpowered egregore only a handful seem to support, despite it still wrecking shit world-wide

>>38507917
What was the function of the egregore?

>>38508001
Its own survival.

>>38292301
Wow, Patchy found a way to be even lazier! She'll probably never get up again!

>>38292301
Bump

fat

Patchy is sick with the flu today, her head hurts so she cannot even read.

So sad! Say something to cheer her up.

>>38526261
The order looks upon humanity with disdain. Humanity, that false construct of the ignorant beast man. Man; man is a destroyer. His destruction is vast, his destruction is all-encompassing, but it is uniquely human. His is not the joyous, self-confident destruction of the barbarian, nor is it the matter-of-fact and purposeful destruction of the predator fulfilling his natural imperative. Man's destruction is the sour byproduct of life in dysfunction. Man's destruction follows the deadly rhythm of life out of balance. Man destroys his own life while also destroying all life on earth, neither admitting to his destruction nor even recognizing it. Man has squandered his powers. And our scorn for him has grown boundless. By its pitiful motions, mankind has demonstrated its unworthiness. Let the destruction it has unleashed devour it: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth; a strike for a strike. Let us not misuse this sacred gift of destruction. Let us view it in its true light that we may embrace it.​
Destruction does not stand opposed to creation. Destruction is an ally of creation, and both are necessary for life to function and flourish. Destruction can no longer be permitted to move outside the will of life. It must regain its rightful place in the order. It must be put to the service to those who serve the will of life. Let the strong bear witness to my message; let the strong heed my words. Take up the mighty powers of destruction, for therein dwells the power of life. Wield it wisely, and wield it ruthlessly. ​

>>38526261
I'll read a book to her if she likes

>>38526261
1 And the dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority.3 One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been
healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast.4 Men worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, "Who is like the beast? Who can make war against him?"5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months.6 He opened his mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven.7 He was given power to make war against the saints and to conquer them. And he was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast--all whose names have not been written in the book of life belonging to the Lamb that was slain from the creation of the world.9 He who has an ear, let him hear.
10 If anyone is to go into captivity, into captivity he will go. If anyone is to be killed with the sword, with the sword he will be killed. This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of the saints.11 Then I saw another beast, coming out of the earth. He had two horns like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon.12 He exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed.
13 And he performed great and miraculous signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to earth in full view of men.14 Because of the signs he was given power to do on behalf of the first beast, he deceived the inhabitants of the earth. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived.15 He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.16 He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead,17 so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.18 This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is
man's number. His number is 666 Chapter 14
1 Then I looked, and there before me was the Lamb, standing on Mount Zion, and with him 144,000 who had his name and his Father's name written on their foreheads.2 And I heard a sound from heaven like the roar of rushing waters and like a loud peal of thunder. The sound I heard was like that of harpists playing their harps.
3 And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and the elders. No one could learn the song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth.
4 These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they kept themselves pure. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among men and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb.5 No lie was found in their mouths; they are blameless.6 Then I saw another angel flying in midair, and he had the eternal gospel to proclaim to those who live on the earth--to every nation, tribe, language and people.7 He said in a loud voice, "Fear God and give him glory, because the hour of his judgment has come. Worship him who made the heavens, the earth, the sea and the springs of water."8 A second angel followed and said, "Fallen! Fallen is Babylon the Great, which made all the nations drink the maddening wine of her adulteries."9 A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand,10 he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb.11 And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."12 This calls for patient endurance on the part of the saints who obey God's commandments and remain faithful to Jesus.13 Then I heard a voice from heaven say, "Write: Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on." "Yes," says the Spirit, "they will rest from their labor, for their deeds will follow them." 14 I looked, and there before me was a white cloud, and seated on the cloud was one "like a son of man" with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp sickle in his hand.

>>38526261
can youkai get covid?

>>38531292
Patchy is not a filthy yokai.

>>38292301
Bump

>>38533234
What’s the youkai of Covid

Please pack up your books along with the other useless items.

>>38563055
Where are they sending her?

>>38574101
hopefully to my house.

>>38332525
gentoo