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It's not like I like you, or anything.

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>> No.38271828

>>38271817
Fuck, I've added the link to wiki, but pressed enter by mistake. Wonder how long it will be, before someone corrects this.

>> No.38271850

what's better? petting big ears or hugging big tail?

>> No.38271872

>>38271850
I wanna slide my tongue over her entire tail, from tip to base, covering it in kisses, and as soon as I reach the base and she thinks I'll transition to the main course - suddenly change the direction and start going back.

>> No.38271902

>>38271850
Why not both?

>> No.38271934

>>38271902
'cause you only get one or the other anon

>> No.38271940

>>38271817
>It's not like I like you, or anything.

>Lizard girl while sucking anons cock after him beating her in a videogame tournament
I bet pro videogame players would jsut be a lot of lizard girls, salamanders and a much of other combat monster girls now that "fighting a man with a sword" is no longer considered sound dating advice.

>> No.38271978

>>38271940
>dominate a guy in TF2
>he keeps trying to take revenge, but fails
>match ends, leave game
>he adds you to friends
>agree, cause you want to see the salt
>get a picture of lizard's pussy and ass
<Ugu, mashtah you are sooo goooood. You want to breed my pussy? It's all wet for you...
And to think you don't play competetive just to avoid that.

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>>38271850
Big floppy ears.

>> No.38272069

>>38271940
What monster girls would be into grand strategy games, 4x and RTS?
Can you get a Lilim by posting succesful Demon Realm playthrough AAR?

>> No.38272115

Anyone got mg visual novel recommendations? Aside from mgq because I've already played that. Not necessarily looking for more of exactly the same either, just whatever people think is good.

>> No.38272170

>>38271978
>Play a competitive online like LoL
>Reach diamond rank
>Sometimes you let it slip that you're a guy
>You have a whole folder full of lizard girl pussy and tit pics from those incidents

>> No.38272174

>>38272115
If you don't mind differences from MGE (but no NTR or any shit like that) and autistic rpg sex combat, then Monster Girl Dreams is a nice game.

>> No.38272221

>>38272170
Aside from role reversal Anons posting. I don't think games or male dominated hobbies would change, or dating dynamics would do a total 180 with men being the chased sex. After all - men wouldn't change at all.
Hence the video games would probly stay more or less the same, but the sex ratio would be less skwered and gamers would be calmer, for they would be getting pussy.

>> No.38272301

>>38272221
You're probably right, but I just really like the idea of lizard girls getting horny over pro players.
That and I just really like the idea of accidently mere'ing a lizard girl so she starts sending me nudes and so on.

>> No.38272379

>>38272301
>lizard girls getting horny over pro players.
And now I just have the mental image of lizard girls treating pro players like they're rockstars.
Asking them to sign their tits or whatever.

>> No.38272393

>>38272301
>lizard girls getting horny over pro players.
That would still happen very often.

>> No.38272451

>>38272221
>Hence the video games would probly stay more or less the same
Would probably see a rise in competative 2 vs 2 games.

>> No.38272519
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38272519

She cute

>> No.38272836

>>38272221
That might be true but I still reject that reality because gamer girl monster girls are hot.

>> No.38272874

>>38272221
It could still make for an interesting dynamic change when both parties are equally sexually aggressive.

>> No.38272890
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38272890

It's cold outside, stay in bed.

>> No.38272975

>>38272836
I'm not saying there won't be any monster girl gamers. There will be tons and tons. They just won't be the absolute majority (it will be 50:50 max).
>>38272874
I think it would be like dating for hypothetical Gigachad. You're still as horny as a healthy man, it's just that all the girls are equally horny for you.
The difference would be that you wouldn't be searching for a new girl after pulling one.
So dating in post portal world = every man gets the same ammount of female attention as a super handsome, rich and successful guy, but men do not start acting like girls.

>> No.38273025

Kikimora trivia: Most Kikimoras will ensure that their master's home has as few carpeted surfaces as possible.

>> No.38273082

I wish monster girls were real.
They check all the boxes for me: they're pure, they're loyal, and they're loving.
There's nothing I want more than a happy, everlasting marriage. And of course I do want to raise plenty of children with the woman I love as well

>> No.38273124

>>38273025
Cool Kiki fact number 2: most kikis have had sex in every room in the house

>> No.38273175

>>38273025
but I'll get cold feet...

>> No.38273177

>>38273124
cool kiki fact 3: to hear them speak slav, just hide under the bed

>> No.38273212

>>38273177
>to hear them speak slav
just learn which country is she from and say something good about its neighbours. She will go on an autistic rant for 4 hours how they are all feral, uncivilized savages, and halfway through she will start speaking in her native language.
Or just make her play CS:GO with voicechat on.

>> No.38273259

Good morning Monster Girl Thread!

>> No.38273267

>>38273212
u mean MS:GO? maid strike: global offensive

>> No.38273279

>>38273259
Good morning John

>> No.38273289

>>38273259
bueno dias, mandy

>> No.38273308

Skeleton girl and parasite slime and living armour cursed sword waifu.

>> No.38273311
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38273311

>>38273259
Good morning sir

>> No.38273322
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>>38273177
>hides somewhere in the house
>at some point, hear a thud, followed by a loud, juicy KURWA
>about to get out but then hear your kiki swear so much in her native language, you're too scared to come out
>and none of the words were repeated

>> No.38273329

>>38273279
Your name: John Human
Your mission: Marry and have tons of kids with a monster girl.

>> No.38273363

>>38273329
>Break into a monsters house
>THIS IS THE HUMAN BF COALITION
>YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR TOO LONG
>EITHER GIVE UP OR GO DOWN GETTING RAPED

>> No.38273374
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38273374

>>38273329
Breed lolis

>> No.38273469

>>38272975
Even Chad doesn't get female attention. They just let him do what he wants. Unironically women orbit like betas.

>> No.38273477
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For me, it's hags with no experience.
I'd cherish her forever

>> No.38273491

>>38272221
Don't mind it too much. The whole role reversal thing is just an expansion of how reverse relationships are with MGs(they try to date you, they lust for you, etc). Since that gets reversed it's always fun to think about what other things get reversed too. It also makes for nice stories, like the whole "gamer guy" thing.

>> No.38273497

>>38273469
Idk man, I'm not well versed in all the sexual market phrases. I just wanted to say that with monster girls the sex roles wouldn't do a 180. You'd just have as easy time finding a nice girl, as a handsome and successful man does.

>> No.38273531
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38273531

>>38272115
There are 2 translated vanadis games (lamia and scylla-slime ones)
There are lots of short translated mg nukiges even on steam. Like that recent anubis one or DL with huge horns

>> No.38273538

>>38273491
Yeah I don't mind anyone making or enjoying those memes, but I don't like it when people try to make it as the cannon state of things.
Like when someone makes a nice greentext about tying up and molesting a monster girl, and suddenly some Anon barges in like "UUUU YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 1000000 AND YOU THINK YOU CAN BE ON TOP. FOORSOOTH I SAYETH ALL HUMAN BOYS SHOULD BE KEPT ON A CHAIN IN THE KITCHEN". It's all good till it's getting forced on other people that don't want it.

>> No.38273620

>>38273497
since mgs are all about monogamy and corruptive sex I assume it wouldn't change much at all except in specific areas like gaming that might get hyper aggressive lizard girls and dragons or really bored danuki in eve online turning it into a race war game.
Dating would now probably become both sides being passive until ones likes your mana and becomes really, really aggressive. Since going around naked is a thing we'd probably see nudes but mostly it would just be Sabbath girls trolling imageboards where they aren't banned instantly telling us all to fuck little girls.

>> No.38273643

>>38273538
I think the whole point of being such a vague setting is that there isn't really a canon on how thing really work for the minute details, so anything can actually happen as far as stories go. But I agree, the subfags can sometimes get pretty annoying.

>> No.38273672

>>38272221
It's not like their aren't a bunch of submissive monsters and monsters that specifically rely on the men to go after them (even if most rely on magics or pheromones to entice men). It's been flat out said the one thing that drives monsters wild and pretty much guarantees you can get the type of monster you want is monsters love lust and desire directed at them and that a man telling a monster that he wants them (specifically desire to have sex and breed them) is pretty much the most attractive thing to any monster and something that goes a long way to get around any power requirements or personal likes that a monster may have.

>> No.38273717

>>38273672
The real handwave is male competition and scarcity. Rare monsters must have a small onlyfans worth of males trying to fuck them.

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38273789

>>38273531
>>38272115
I actually wanted to post pic-related but that pic works too if you ignore taimanin and chii-chan

>> No.38273808
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38273808

Is this daughteru abuse?

>> No.38273829

>>38273717
I think the real handwave is how MGs are supposed to live comfortably being kissless virgins somewhere in the wild. Seeing how much emphasis it's put on semen and sex, you would think they would go crazy or get sick living that way for too long.

>> No.38273832

>>38271603
Pred. Giantess to be exact

>> No.38273951
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38273951

WAAAAGGGGHH!

>> No.38273955

>>38273267
It certainly is most uncomfortable, not having a hubby's dick to suck and fuck but:
>food
Most monster girls eat normal human food anyway. Those that don't sustain themselves off elements, or live in big gatherings of humans, where they can passively absorb the mana of people inhabiting there.
>mana
They absorb the mana from surrounding humans and monster girls or from the world itself (but that's not satysfying).
>sex
If they get to certain age and not have a husband yet, they will either shlick or much on each other's carpet with other monster girl, untill they can find a dick.
I know yuri is trash, but this fake-yuri is kinda hot. KC should expand on it a little. Make it so that two girls that lap on each others' veevees are also inclined to form a bigamous relationship with their two beloved persons - their husband and wife.

>> No.38273989

>>38273829
Monster don't literally eat semen. Essence is just plentiful in semen. Monsters also can only feed off of mutually enjoyable sex filled with emotions like love.
>I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.
>An old adage that we can say has been handed down by the succubi is this: “without delicious sex and pleasure, there is ne delicious mana.”
All monsters can an will eat food. It just isn't as efficient as essence. There are also essence supplement that taste horrible but still exist if a monster really needs it.
>Essence is the greatest treat for monsters, but there are many of them that mainly eat food other than mana, and even monsters that mainly eat energy can also replenish nutrients by eating normal food.

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38274034

>>38271817
>"Hey Dumbass, Your plane is fixed up and ready for flight. And say hi to The Princess for me."

>> No.38274073

>>38273832
Neck yourself >>>/trash/

>> No.38274074
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38274074

>>38273311
It's her year.

>> No.38274091

>>38274034
Conveniently small cockpit gremlin for emergency repairs and mid flight entertainment.

>> No.38274113

>>38271817
OK, ya mind if I bang your wurm aunt and your dragon sis?

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38274124

>>38273311
do the needful sir

>> No.38274139

>>38274091
Conveniently small cock* gremlin for emergency repairs and mid flight entertainment.
>gremlin finishes repair
>impale her on your cock
>go back into the plane

>> No.38274143
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>>38271817

>> No.38274150

>>38274143
very cute potential Pharoah usurper

>> No.38274156
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>> No.38274189

>>38273989
And then there are all the Anons who would be willing to fap just to bully their waifus.

>> No.38274235

Did that draw anon ever do those bunanon drawings, I crave the bun

>> No.38274254

>>38274150
>anon constantly trying to drag out snake to conquer
>she just wants to play some games

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>>38271817

>> No.38274290

>>38274156
S.P.I.D.E.R.
sexy
professional
insect
(of)
dominant
(and)
erotic
rape

>> No.38274303

>>38274276
Miss dragon is squishing the grapes with her feet!

>> No.38274314

>>38274290
>staying late at the office to finish work
>got the whole floor to yourself
>suddenly pick up the distinct smell of coffee and the sound of skittering

>> No.38274316
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38274316

Be wary of the forests. It is said some Village girls come back odd after entering.

>> No.38274334

>>38274314
>staying late at the office to finish work
>got the whole floor to yourself
You just made me remember all those horror games with this premise

>> No.38274341

>>38274314
Oh no, not the nightshift! They have long hours with lax managerial oversight!

>> No.38274399

>>38274314
vampire spider

>> No.38274440

>>38274316
Please, she's just a normal village girl!
Look how happy her faces are!

>> No.38274528
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38274528

Imagine the leglocks.

>> No.38274561

>>38274334
>There are rumors of the workplace being haunted after dark
>It turns out it's just the spaguetti-spilling Arachne that is way too shy to work during the day and she always get the late night shifts

>> No.38274563

>>38273259
>"how do you do fellow human men?"

>> No.38274569

>>38272069
Anubis is the most obvious one
>>38274399
>Tfw no camel spider gf to excessively bite you during every hour of the day (and night)

>> No.38274571

>>38274528
Imaging making Meivia cum by massaging her scalp

>> No.38274581

>>38274341
>lax managerial oversight!
On the contrary, you will be under very, very close scrutiny. All night.

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38274672

Año del Tigre!

>> No.38274694

>>38274440
I guess anon. She does look pretty happy.

>> No.38274704

>>38274569
camel spiders are not real spiders though, theyre more like ghouls because theyre really bitey
regular spiders are like vampires because they paralyze you and suck on you

>> No.38274705

>>38274694
Exceptionally so, now be sure to get her some food and prepare a bath, she's had a rough day and needs to relax.

>> No.38274740

>>38272890
Big, white, fluffy paws typed this from a remote cabin

>> No.38274776

>>38274740
Or an apophis who thought it would easier to get a husband if she moved north

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>>38274740
>from a remote cabin
don't look behind you, anon

>> No.38274824

Remember bunyips are ambush predators in every environment.
>That rustling in your ceiling isnt a raccoon
> How long has that card board box been there
>Something is following me in the library stacks...
> Whats that weird snow pile in my yard
>Oh hey a trail of classic rock cds

>> No.38274835

I bet undead girls have a ton of wars over land that nobody gives a shit about since they can't die.
All the fighting is done on the honor system, if you get stabbed you have to lay down until the battle is finished.
Now a Wight and a vampire is going to war over who owns the land where anon lives.

>> No.38274848

>>38274835
It's all fun and games until the undead trex girl stakes her claim

>> No.38274852

>>38274705
>Draw up Bath
>Village Girl walks in before you leave
>ask if she would like me to make her some dinner.
>walks over to me confidently
>says she has her dinner right here
>cups my balls.
I have made a mistake.

>> No.38274870

>>38274852
The best kind of mistake.

>> No.38274892

>>38274870
molested by humans?
Okay pervert.

>> No.38274943

>>38274848
Imagine being raised after 65 million years.

>> No.38274959

>>38274824
>how long has that cardboard box been there
That's a really big box or a really small bunyip

>> No.38274962

>>38274943
She might be a bit unga bunga.

>> No.38274995

>>38274848
>Lich raises a t-rex girl
>She goes full on "must claim my own territory"
>She decides that anons house is the best place
>Vampire who is currently owning the land is deeply offended by this

>> No.38275007

>>38274959
Medium sized box but she's coiled up real tight like a spring. Had to cut out ear holes though

>> No.38275010

>>38274800
Oh no she's already in my room, and she has hot cocoa!

>> No.38275048

>>38274835
>don't feel like fighting
>lay down
>wight mounts you
hey wait a minute

>> No.38275065

>>38274316
neat

>> No.38275121

HH
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95675941

>> No.38275142

If I have a human wife who dies will she turn into a type of ghost monster girl or a type of zombie monster girl?

>> No.38275150

>>38275048
>"HE FELL FOR IT! FIRST TO GET HIS DICK GETS TO MARRY HIM!"

>> No.38275160

>>38275048
Well what did you expect? That's how you become the spoils of war.

>> No.38275171

>>38274314
>overworked spider is drinking right after her shift ended
Poor girl, you know what you must do, anon

>> No.38275175

>>38275142
yes

>> No.38275176

>>38275142
Both at the same time, she keeps telling her body zombie body what to do but it won't listen

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>>38274034
"Yes."
>t.An Order Princess

>> No.38275214

>>38271872
Someone has mastered the art of the tease. Be prepared for payback later.

>> No.38275220

>>38274892
I but the slime is also molesting me.

>> No.38275228

>>38271872
I want to sneak up on a lizard girl and startle her with an air horn to see if her tail falls off.

>> No.38275233

>>38275208
Order princess is about to get a special "Gift" from one of the monster princesses

>> No.38275236

>>38275208
Is that a holy grenade?

>> No.38275265

>>38275208
Im going to send the Princess some Pslime Dildos without a return address.

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>> No.38275290

>>38275010
>hot cocoa
Huh, mine brought two hockey sticks and a puck.

>> No.38275297

>>38274528
They're all combined with tail hugs. Sounds kinda nice.

>> No.38275309

I'm telling you all. Ace Combat 7 would just be offensive and racist to all the poor Automaton mamono and Ro-Butt Women for its hostile depiction of unmanned autonomous drones.

>> No.38275313

>>38275176
>Both at the same time
So what you're saying is: I'll get two wives from my original wife, one is her physical form (the zombie/undead) and her consciousness (the ghost)
I love this idea already. I'm going to pour so much essence into both of them every night that the ghost will become a phantom and the zombie will become a wight

>> No.38275322

>>38275236
It's actually a dark matter bomb but she doesn't know that

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38275329

>>38275236
>Comprised of an orb topped with a cross, Globus Cruciger is a Christian symbol that has been used since the Middle Ages to emphasize the dominion of Christianity over the world. The cross is representative of Christ and his sacrifice, while the orb or globe represents the world. Together, they symbolize the triumph of Christ over the world. This composite symbol is also known as the Cross Triumphant and has been used in iconography, coins as well as royal regalia

>> No.38275342

>>38275329
Based Hakutaku.

>> No.38275347

>>38275265
i'd respect it more if you added the return address

>> No.38275378

>>38275289
That would be scary given the right circumstances. I mean, imagine that she just wants to fuck you dry but you don't know that because it's the first time you've seen a monster. All you see is a being twice your height that looks nothing like a human and is heavily stalking you through the city.

>> No.38275412

what do you guys think of L_Buffer

>> No.38275429

>>38275412
the ass was fat.
prone to some indiscretions but on the whole i do enjoy his works.

>> No.38275473

>>38275313
>Anon asks lich to bring his wife back
> Lich comes back to him days later with a zombie, ghost, flesh golem, shadow, and banshee following behind her.
> She used all parts of the buffalo

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>>38275378
i'm a sucker for gentle giants

>> No.38275512

>>38275485
If I pull that off, will she die?

>> No.38275528

>>38275347
The Secret is the pslimes know the return address. the Princess will find out eventually.

>> No.38275535

>>38275512
She's a big gal

>> No.38275587

>>38275485
>>38275289
whoa big!

>> No.38275604

>>38275208
>>38275329
Janny, do your fucking job already.

>> No.38275611

>>38275604
No.

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>>38275535
wurmie doesn't really get this joke but she wants to be a part of it anyway

>> No.38275624
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>>38274740
>>38274800

>> No.38275631
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>>38271817

>> No.38275632

>>38275485
The best giants.

>> No.38275646

Are there any good gremlin stories/greentexts?

>> No.38275669

>>38275631
Cranberry snake

>> No.38275688
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>>38275485
Holy shit, I'm only like 5'5. I want to be her teddy bear

>> No.38275693

>>38275631
>when an apophis gets adopted by a pharaoh

>> No.38275707

>>38275688
>Holy shit, I'm only like 5'5

>Hundreds of monsters type IMAGINE ok 4monster

>> No.38275708

>>38274824
!

>> No.38275730

>>38275707
H-Haha

>> No.38275743

>>38275707
Actually gave me a boner

>> No.38275770

>>38275730
>>38275743
>Another Anon mentions he's nearly seven feet tall
>Still gets spammed with IMAGINE

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>>38275485
>shoves your face into her chest before leaning in to bite you

>> No.38275860

>>38275707
What monsters would be most open to being with a manlet like me?

>> No.38275874

>>38272519
best monstergirl, this specific jabberwock

>> No.38275883

>>38275860
Not sabbath anyway. They want a big brother not a little one.

>> No.38275908

>>38275883
Not true. It's mentioned in world guide 3 that there are shota in the Sabbath. Monsters don't discriminated based on physical appearance. It's a main part of the setting.

>> No.38275913

>>38275770
I fucking love /hbg/ posting, it let's me imagine what life would be like on 4monster. God I'd be a fucking man whore.

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>>38275707
>>38275770
>>38275792

I aint no manlet, but I wish a big girl would do this to me.

>> No.38276001

>>38275913
>God I'd be a fucking man whore
You're a bad boy!
A boy should devote their heart and body only to the ones they marry

>> No.38276014

>>38275913
The role reversal shit is extremely gay

>> No.38276019

>>38276001
But I plan on marrying them all. I'm going to become a massive streamer and I'll call all of my subscribers my 'harem'. Every meetup is just a mass breeding party.

>> No.38276022

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5067690

Beep boop.

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>>38276014
> t. amazon bait

>> No.38276034

>>38276014
no u

>> No.38276066

>>38276019
>1 subscriber
>its anon's mum

>> No.38276077

>>38275707
>>38275770
>Anon mention any physical attribute he has
>Still a shit ton of IMAGINE

>> No.38276089

>>38275860
Probably most of them, I'd imagine. I'd wager the ones who'd like short guys the most is Hellhounds or Jinkos. Beeg, dominant ones.

>> No.38276098

>>38276066
This just got even hotter

>> No.38276150

>>38276077
Imagine mentioning your mental behavior on 4mon. No way a monster finds autism and schizophrenia hot. Right?

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>> No.38276161

>>38275290
>big Yeti breaks down your door
>grabs you by your shirt collar with her strong paws
>drags you off to what you assume will be her rape cabin
>it's a hockey rink she made on a frozen lake
>she needed one more player for her big game against the Frostbite Fenrirs
>she throws you a jersey, goalie pads and skates
>the opposing Tsuraras, Ice Queens, and Glacies on the Fenrirs team are staring you down hard

>> No.38276162

>>38276150
>autism and schizophrenia
A flayer just inked herself somewhere.

>> No.38276190

>>38276162
Is that our only option bros?

>> No.38276198

>>38275913
Same, I would be a whore but I would still draw as well. To make it a bit more fun, I’d say what I was wearing while I drew the piece

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Spiders get drunk on coffee, but what to do about this smug roach

>> No.38276206

>>38276031
God I'd tease these dorks so hard by posting food I've made and refusing to show them anything on my body while doing it

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>>38276066
>"...THIS is why he's locked up all day?"
>"If he won't go out and make me grandchildren, I'll take the matter into my own hands!"
that night anon's stream hit 1mil subscribers as his momster busted down his door and raped him

>> No.38276236

>>38276219
Stop anon I can only get so hard

>> No.38276244

>>38276190
For clinical disorders MAMONO MANA would fix them no matter which girl you got. If you're just a spastic then there's surely another spastic to match.

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>> No.38276260

>>38276244
>If you're just a spastic
And I feel fantastic

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>>38276260
Got the girl for you.

>> No.38276289

>>38276270
I love that smug cat

>> No.38276299

God I momstercest so much

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>>38271817

>> No.38276330

>>38276161
You might not be able to rape them directly, but you sure as hell have a chance of doing so in the game field. Fire up your competitive spirit!

>> No.38276346

>>38276270
Are cheshires mad because their big paws prevent them from using things

>> No.38276364

>>38276031
Tropical Island Amazons>Any other

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>>38276299
I don't, though, so therefore you are not allowed to enjoy it. Stop.

>> No.38276385

>>38276014
You're extremely gay

>>38276364
Viking amazons > *

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はあああ...くそメスガキが...!!!大人を誘惑しやがっ
てレイプ矯正が必要なんだよな...
Works in Progress
https://i.imgur.com/q4buXBu.png
files.catbox.moe/6k2pd0.png

>> No.38276412

>>38276014
guess im alping then

>> No.38276429

>>38276412
Do human women and men who become monsters act differently to regular monsters? They must a little, surely.

>> No.38276517

>>38276205
Delinquent bug-girls huffing squirts of bugspray into a plastic bag to get high.

>> No.38276587

>>38275688
I love crabs work but the guy can't do asses well

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>>38276190
>>38276244

You are going to Alice!

>> No.38276673

Monstergirls would literally maul you to amuse Chad.

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>> No.38276695

>>38276673
we are all chads to our wives. Monsters don't do hypergamy.

>> No.38276708

>>38276244
Makes me wonder how many of our fellow MGEfags needed mamono mana to heal them but the portals never opened in time...

>> No.38276723

>>38276517
>huff to get high
>poor anon has to take them to the infirmary to sleep it off
>they drape themselves over anon touching him and asking him if he thinks they're pretty
>manages to dodge being dragged into bed by giving them a bag of chips instead
>anon now watches them as they roll around in bed and munch on chips

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https://imgbox.com/g/0uJIzyZeTL
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 86. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/3OSzvvnL

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.38276752

>>38276708
banshees will always be there in time

>> No.38276757

>>38276402
>bratty child
I like the original "damn female kid" translation more

>> No.38276780

>>38276757
I like bratty more

>> No.38276781

>>38276673
This. They're not different from real women.

>> No.38276783

>>38276402
I have so many UOOOOOOOOHHHHHs but I can't post them here. Damn

>> No.38276789

>>38276517
>Delinquent bug-girls
I don't know if I should be aroused or scared

>> No.38276796

>>38276781
>>38276673
Yesterday's bait with shitting on christians and Trump was more amusing. Do better, schizo-chan.

>> No.38276803

>>38276749
thank

>> No.38276820

>>38276402
I have been laughing at this image for about 15 minutes.

>> No.38276827

>>38276789
Yes.

>> No.38276851

>>38276781
Real women don't love because they only care about someone if they are of use to her, and will toss them away once she thinks she can get someone better.
Monster girls love you and will never repalce you because they understand how that will hurt you. They love you like how men love women, and that's fucking gay.

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38276876

Stop posting about dumb shit and lay the angels already

>> No.38276908

@38276673
@38276781
>>>/bunker/

>> No.38276909

>>38276517
>Delinquent bug-girls huffing squirts of bugspray into a plastic bag to get high.
What no bf does to a bug
Don't let the bugs suffer, marry deliquent bug-girls right now anons.

>> No.38276927

>>38276723
Would giving the roach girl some sugar help or only make the groping worse?

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Trust foxes

>> No.38276999

>>38276986
Why?

>> No.38277000

>>38276986
I trust foxes to always be untrustworthy.

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>>38276986
truss foxes

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>>38276876
Okay but you probably won't like the outcome

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>>38276986

>> No.38277085

>>38276986
I do. In fact I trust them so much that they would feel guilty if they try their nefarious fox tricks

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>>38276876

>> No.38277103

>>38276927
worse
in fact she'll "thank" you by giving you something sweet in the form of kisses, alot of kisses

>> No.38277124
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>Spend every day in her mouth
>No need to work since you've no bills
>Make mad bank off her Spice if you so choose
>Live for thousands of years which means you do too
>Has a long tongue for amazing blowjobs and tonguejobs
>She's very protective
>She's adorably cute
>She's incredibly lewd
>She's absolutely monstrous
>She's low-key yandere
>Most importantly, she loves you deeply from the bottom of her heart and she's got a very big heart!
Sandworms are most definitely the best monster girls of them all. Nothing even comes close to competing

>> No.38277129

>>38276820
it's pretty great
>>38276757
I think either works but yeah
>>38276783
T o T

Reminder to rape your local sabbat to teach those brats a lesson

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>>38276999
They are the most trustworthy monsters out there. Can you trust hellhound with anything beyond raping you? Can you trust a vampire to not treat you as a mere bloodbag? Can you trust a centaur to not pin you against the wall? But you can always trust foxes as they only have your best interests in mind
>>38277000
Slander, you’ll be hearing from my tanuki lawyers
>>38277017
Foxes are extremely trusting as well and you can truss them if you feel intimidated by our beauty

>> No.38277136

>>38277091
>can't we just make love like normal couples?
>"No! Now pull my leash and call me your breeding sow and slut!
>yes dear...
>"Hmm...?"
>err-shut up slut
angels are weird

>> No.38277163

>>38276851
Incredibly blackpilled but I've never seen an example of women expressing love so I can't disagree.

>> No.38277165

>>38276429
They tend to be more likely to join the extremist faction than natural-born monsters because they know what it's like on both sides of the fence.

>> No.38277179

>>38275624
I do not like her smug aura, it mocks me

>> No.38277190

>>38277163
You're responding to an autistic schizo, who's been trying to shit this thread up for years. Don't give him attention, don't read his shitty baits and he will leave one way or another.

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>>38276986
dare you enter her magical realm?

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>> No.38277217

>>38276909
>drunken bug-girl
>staggering around in the alley
>sees Anon
>"hi, will you be my Bugboy?"
>cant understand why Anon starts going spazz and reeeeing uncontrollably...

>> No.38277221

>>38277190
Technically he's responding to someone responding to an autistic schizo, not responding to the autistic schizo himself.

>> No.38277228

>>38277103
>Lemme give you some sugar too, hehehe
>it takes a few hours before it becomes possible to pry the roach away from anon

>> No.38277233

>>38277206
Dumb. DUMB.

>> No.38277253

>>38277228
Bug feet are like velcro, your not getting out of a devilbug's grip unless she agrees to let go.

>> No.38277255

>>38277124
But they vore people.

>> No.38277299

>>38277255
Really it's closer to unbirthing.

>> No.38277315

>>38277255
Aye but only a wee bit

>> No.38277362
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>Citizen, our investigation has found that you display symptoms of depression, low self-fulfillment and persistent asocial behavior.
>Your psychological evaluation has concluded that you require immediate long-term therapy.
>Due to shortage bogeys I have taken it upon myself to personally oversee your treatment.
>Treatment is MANDATORY.
>Method of treatment: Frequent positive affirmation, engagement in productive household-related activities and regular mind breaking.

>> No.38277371

>>38277228
>anon finally gets free
>he's relieved at tasting something thats not bug for a change
>instantly gets kissed again as his "savior" was another roach
>she was jealous of her friend's new boytoy and wanted some sugar for herself

>> No.38277381

>>38277362
can I go to the beach?

>> No.38277425

>>38277381
>Engagement in outdoor activities is encouraged (but only if supervised).

>> No.38277431

>>38277381
Yes, but you can't stray more than ten feet from her at any time. And you have to wear those really cute swim trunks with no shirt.

>> No.38277434

>>38277362
Oh no, anything but that. How horrible, please, have mercy.

>> No.38277451

>>38277362
I will take the rope if it's not a bogey, bitch

>> No.38277456

>>38277425
>anon proceeds to go on 5km hikes in the local area everyday

>> No.38277465
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>>38277362
Can I get a corrective manticore instead?

>> No.38277477

>>38277362
>But Miss Lillim our records show that we have a surplus of Bogeys.

>> No.38277497

Human men are not economically valuable until they have a wife to cum inside of, in an economy greatly driven by the pornography industry, in an age where magic does all the productivity for us.
90% of human men are involved in pornographic production where they are engaged with a variety of genres of porn including lolicon incest femdom porn, manticore tail rape porn, kikimora payday porn, demon contract violation porn, and tanuki repayment porn.
With monster girls mostly involved with magic being 99% of the workforce demographic as well as 90% of the overall female demographic in every demon realm, men are left with one way to make money and that's to make porn, with hardcore sex, something monsters are interested in

>> No.38277522

>>38277497
Why work when I can fish all day and feed the catch t my rapecat wife?

>> No.38277529

>>38277497
No! I have dreams! I wanna be an architect, not make porn!

>> No.38277540

>>38277371
This is a sure way to become addicted to roaches

>> No.38277552

>>38277529
You can make pornographic architecture and architectural pornography.

>> No.38277563

>>38277522
How are you going to make money to enjoy all the wonderful stuff the demon realms have to offer?

>> No.38277566

>>38277497
Or men can be househusbands. It's where we belong.

>> No.38277579

>>38277497
What about driving? Monster girls can't drive. As incredible as they are, they are still women.

>> No.38277595

>>38277579
Men should still drive, but their wives/adoptive mothers/sisters should accompany them.

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tfw no big strong hellhound wife

>> No.38277623
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Man's natural place is to be smothered between a big girl's tits, thighs or under her ass.

>> No.38277627
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>> No.38277628

>>38277206
>tfw you will never be as abstract as this Sandworm.

>> No.38277633

>>38277623
I actually want a fluffy loli thighjob.

>> No.38277641
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Woman's natural place is to be balled and gagged, impaled on her husband's hard cock.

>> No.38277644

>>38277579
>he still drives
embrace the extensive public transport network anon, your travel card is good for everything from trains to trolley buses

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38277659

>>38271817

>> No.38277667

>>38277627
Spiky-haired arachne is cute. I bet she's tsundere as fuck.

>> No.38277675

>>38277644
You clearly don't live in Eastern Maourope. The only public transportation that arrive on time and does not take hours to reach it's destination are shogbuses, and they only take their husband and his meido.

>> No.38277691
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38277691

>>38277641
I want to ball gag monsters.

>> No.38277701

>>38277691
Look how happy she is, waging all those tails at the same time.

>> No.38277704

>>38277627
I want to get webbed

>> No.38277709

>>38277644
Public transport is where human men get raped and groped though

>> No.38277711

>>38277465
Those tits are SPILLING out

>> No.38277736

>>38277709
That explains why MGC puts so much into public transport...

>> No.38277744
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38277744

>>38276986
Always bet on Ran.

>> No.38277752
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>>38277613
There's something about the size difference.

>> No.38277757

>>38276757
I also hate the westernized "bratty child" that outsiders are using

>> No.38277789

>>38277736
And the labyrinth of back alleys

>> No.38277799

>>38277709
But what about the male-only train cars?

>> No.38277807

>>38277709
>comment on 4mon rn
>lol, how can some monsters "not find a man?"
>literally just get on a bus or train and start molesting one!
>when he spills his spaghetti and he'll be putty in your paw!

>> No.38277808

>>38277736
It's just part and parcel of living in a big city.

>> No.38277821

>>38277799
There's a vote to get those banned. It's looking like it's gonna pass.

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>> No.38277878
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>>38277871
I hate botes

>> No.38277882

>>38277878
Gross piercing.

>> No.38277888

>>38277871
That little jump is very cute

>> No.38277919

>>38277821
They can't do that. Have they seen how crowded it gets in normal train cars with some of those bigger monster species?

>> No.38277930
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>>38277882
You should see her clit piercing

>> No.38277976

>>38277752
size difference is a very cute trope

>> No.38277994
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>>38277930
>clit piercing

>> No.38278016
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>>38277976
Only if it's within reason, it can quickly get out of hand to /d/ tier.

>> No.38278017

Men really sit in front of an arachne on the train and expect to not get raped. They are like "oh no how was I supposed to know the Manticore next to me would tail me!" Lmao.

>> No.38278035

>>38278017
Tails are hot. A loli manticore would easily be a top 5 girl for me.

>> No.38278036

>>38277994
Wights are evil! Cry more!

>> No.38278064

>>38277919
Don't know what to tell you, anon. It's probably the bigger girls who're voting to get rid of male only cars. They don't have men to rub themselves against anymore.
I suspect there are also a lot of whores who like being fondled that voted to ban male only cars. Probably itt right now.

>> No.38278065

>>38278016
Freckles are cute!

>> No.38278070
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>>38277878
Rude.

>> No.38278085

>>38278017
It's not our fault we expect monsters to be civilized and not rape

>> No.38278091

>>38278064
>get on train car
>Its the sabbath girl scouts out selling cookies again
>Plenty of space, sit in between all of them anyway
>they don't say anything

>> No.38278108

>>38278016
Freckles are great. Not enough freckled girls.

>> No.38278134

>>38278085
Men secretly expect and want them to rape, that's why they always "accidentally" brush past a kitsune's tails on thier way to the back or cum into the suctioncups of the kraken playing with them from two rows back.

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>go on dating website
>message two dragon girls
>arrange to meet both of them at the same place and time
>don't tell either of them about the other
>let them fight

>> No.38278157

>>38277627
>Managers asks you to clear out some spiders from a room

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>>38278142
Anon why

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https://youtu.be/RIuO5A1ykBU

>> No.38278224

>>38278091
>oh golly, that anon's really cute
>I know! You should go talk to him!
>what? No, you talk to him!
>no way, you saw him first!
>fine... h-hey onii-chan, you-you wanna buy some cookies?
>sure kiddo, what kinds you got?
>wh-what kinds? Well, we have thin mints, samoas, shortbread glazed in cunny juice, peanut butter sandwiches-
>wait, what?
>I know, the peanut butter ones are my favorite too!

>> No.38278256

>>38277497
>implying I can't just draw porn and make a living like that

>> No.38278260
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So what kinds of clothing do monsters fetishize like men do with things like spats or maid outfits and would you dress up for a monster?

>> No.38278268

>>38278224
The peanut butter ones are the best though. Tagalongs or whatever.

>> No.38278283

>>38278260
Very formal and posh wear.

>> No.38278297

>>38278260
Tight, short cropped vests and short shorts.

>> No.38278304

>>38278260
you ever see that movie Zardoz?

>> No.38278320

>>38278142
>it was a hydra girl
>both girls have the same body

>> No.38278322

>>38278016
I agree, I'm not into giantess stuff but I love big girls.

>> No.38278335

>>38278260
they like hoodies because they can eventually steal them for the scent

>> No.38278361

>>38278335
Dumb monsters, they are never going to get that favorite hoodie smell if they keep stealing them every week.

>> No.38278367

>>38278335
I can see that ending poorly for larger girls but maybe they try and get you in their oversized hoodies to make sure everyone can smell them on you

>> No.38278376

>>38278367
big monsters shoving men under their baggy clothes while they are still wearing them is a niche fetish I absolutely have

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>>38271817

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>>38278367
God yes please.

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How does your wife react to trying to spy on (You) just to find you masturbating to her pics?

>> No.38278400

>>38276077
Even if you say you're a fat manlet with a small willy?

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>>38278367
>>38278394
>delinquent hellhound makes you wear her leather jacket everywhere to keep the skanks from rival gangs away
I need it

>> No.38278433

>>38278400
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interests due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.38278438

>>38278393
Centaur-chan doesn't look as smug as before.

>> No.38278461

>>38278400
Pathetic big brother roleplay for sabbath.
The most pathetic man in need of protecting for dragons.
100% bogey bait.
Low hanging fruit for a lazy chesire.
Who cares you're going to be spider legs anyway
>>38278433
That's an extremely low bar for complete scum. You must have to be a childraping mass murderer to be beyond redemption to these girls.

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>>38275289
>>38275485
>>38275792
Big Monsters pursuing adventurers.

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>>38278426
>mana makes it completely redundant but you play along anyway

>> No.38278491

>>38278461
>Who cares you're going to be spider legs anyway
What does that mean?

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>>38278491

>> No.38278506

>>38278481
Bold of him to ignore the invincible pursuer enemy type.

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STRAP ME TO A CAMEL AND FEED ME TO A SANDWORM!
I AM READY!

>> No.38278519

>>38278505
I don't understand

>> No.38278529

>>38278519
Just smile and nod at the happy couple, anon.

>> No.38278532

>>38278505
>autistic screeching

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>>38277627
Where's my Australian, large-type breed Arachne homestay? She might be dangerous and rude, but I'm going to help her adjust!

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>>38278519
That atlach-nacha gives her husband the power to turn back and forth into a spider. I don't know why he's bringing this up all of a sudden.

>> No.38278568

>>38278558
Yeah, I'm an aracnphobe, so noooo waaaayyy

>> No.38278573

>>38276783
>>38276820
>some slutty young monster sends you nudes
>respond with the ToT emojis

>> No.38278579

>>38278573
That is considered consent under monster law, fyi.

>> No.38278580

>>38278568
you cant be scared of the spider when you are the spider anon

>> No.38278606

>>38278517
>follow instructions for a portal to summon your ideal partner
>sandworm pops out, accidentally obliterating the room, the house, and the entire street

>> No.38278615

>>38278606
Post a copy of those instructions and I'll try them out. We can be /x/ too.
>>38278580
being a spider sounds great. Who doesn't want to be a monster?

>> No.38278620

>>38278606
Doesn't matter. Acquired sandworm waif.
Off to the dunes we go

>> No.38278623

>>38278568
shut up and horrifically mutate anon

>> No.38278626

>>38278260
>Biking leathers
>Short shorts expeditionary clothes
>Naked apron (universally loved)
>Three piece suits
>Cuddle comfy outfits like sweatsuits
And that's without going into species-specific stuff. I bet dressing like a cowboy would make centaurs and minotaur types gush like waterfalls, for example.

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The proper way to greet royalty.

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>>38278615
If I had to marry a chaos race, I'd rather be with one that leaves me with opposable thumbs.

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>>38278634

>> No.38278667

>>38278615
It's a power under the husband's control (he change change back and forth at ease) and they do go on dates and have sex in normal form also.
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>Humans and other monsters have different values, so even if it feels good and not embarrassing to intertwine tentacles with a deformed husband, they might recognize that holding hands and intertwining fingers with a human husband is even more indecent than that. I've heard it's just as pleasurable and pleasant!
>Among the abyssal-type monster girls, those whose husbands are a berserker, seem to be in an irrevocable state of being used by their husbands as breeding material (although most demon girls are fallen to an irrevocable level of pleasure by their husbands in the first place). But sometimes they have lovey-dovey dates with their human husbands.

>> No.38278671

>>38278635
You can swap back. You're just going to be spending most of your time as a spider with your wife in your reproductive sac getting tentacle fucked.

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>>38278634

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>>38278635
Why are wendigos so adorable?

>> No.38278695

>>38278684
i find the wendigo fanart and antics adorable but man I dont like loli at all

>> No.38278704

>>38278695
thats why you get yourself a big wendi

>> No.38278712

>>38278667
I never said it wasn't. non tf lovers won't understand.

>> No.38278724

>>38278704
those probably look kinda like krampuses which is acceptable.

Where are my other holiday themed girls, need a easterbunny wererabbit, a christmas tree dryad, a scarecrow/pumpkin alrune, and so on.

>> No.38278729

>>38278695
>>38278704
I can picture an Anon trying to eat a burger in peace, but a giant Wendigo is standing over him, breathing heavily.

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>>38278684
It helps make them the ultimate reverse-protectionfag species. Sets off all the "must protect this innocent cinnamon bun" flags while also giving you the means by which to fulfill that. Even though monsters don't need much protecting to begin with.
It's weird then that I like them so much, given that I also really love Hellhounds for their protection-factor.

>>38278695
To each their own.

>> No.38278757

>>38278739
well thats the problem for me, they look like children, adorable children Id want to protect but not have sex with

>>38278729
>after the portals opened Wendys' had a rebranding campaign

>> No.38278761

>>38278729
>Wendi is drolling like crazy looking at anon's burger
>Selkie has to get the Wet Floor sign out again

>> No.38278763

>>38278729
Latenight, please.

>> No.38278768

>>38278712
My wives are a Night Gaunt and a Atlach-Nacha. The transformation is my favorite thing in the setting. But you telling someone that doesn't like it "hur hur hur, your're going to be a spider no matter what" or whatever just makes it sound like your trying to troll and these threads as is have a delicate relationship with the more extreme aspects of the setting.

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>>38271817

>> No.38278799

>>38278768
Anon, someone asked what would you do if you were fat with a tiny dick and I gave four of five options. I think including one tf option doesn't count as condemning someone to the transformation pits to be legs forever.
>a delicate relationship with the more extreme aspects of the setting.
At this stage it's safe to say anything even vaguely unpleasant has been retconned out somewhere.

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Everyone wish her a happy birthday!

>> No.38278812

>>38278768
not that anon but on the topic of transformations I wish some of the mgs had some more monsterous options. Or rather like, if there was a atlach-nacha style drider but instead of a girl rider inside her husband its a drider where the vagina is a writhing mass of tentacles.

Off the top of my head the most "monsterous" appendage in mge is the manticore tail, and the tentacle mge itself of course

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>>38278704
the wendi's are such a nice family

>> No.38278830

>>38278771
This woman is one of the major reasons while I have been into mgs and I came to these threads.

>> No.38278831

>>38278811
If Young Lonk didn't hook up with her post-game, he gay.

>> No.38278838

>>38278818
Another day at 'Wendi's Old-Fashioned Stretchy Meat'.

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>>38278704
big wendis need big meats

>> No.38278867

>>38278856
No meat locker is safe in Winterstown.

>> No.38278869

>>38278818
>>38278856
now thats my kinda wendi, even if she is sneaking all the cartoon meat for herself

>> No.38278881

>>38278799
Are you new? Marring a monster gives you a huge pornstar dick by default. No transformation needed. The Atlach-Nacha came out of nowhere. I mean certain people hate the potions and transformations and being cancerous about it just makes it seem like you want attention. Even his fetish guide to the setting lists them as optional. Chaos monsters are rare and monsters what men that want them and share their fetishes. lust and desire are the most important things to a monster.
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and energy released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>> No.38278883

>>38278869
Big girls mean big food. If you don't have an adequately large dedicated wendi supply of stretchy meat it's on you.

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>>38278869
We must keep some stretchy meat for ourselves

>> No.38278897

>>38278376
i wish there was more art of it. its even better if the clothes aren't baggy, and keep the man tight up against them

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WOOFED

>> No.38278915

>>38278881
>Marring a monster gives you a huge pornstar dick by default
early setting info and non canon. Otherwise the q and a saying monsters don't care about physical attributes would be wrong.

Probably a mistranslation.

>> No.38278918

>>38278888
>Hunting for rare monsters in the frozen wastes
>Looking for a few scales from a white dragon to sell as cooling elements to gremlins
> Place a hunk of prime stretchy meat out as bait
>Pack of wendis swarm out of the forest like adorable piranhas instead

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>>38278376
>Get in the shirt, anon

>> No.38278943

>>38278915
It's like the one thing that actually does change physically barring disabilities.
It's not non-canon early setting info, it's in WGI:
>most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds

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>>38278811
Good job Ikea.

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>>38278931

>> No.38278964

>>38278931
Wouldn't have to ask me twice. She might have to smack me to stop tickling her and giving tummy kisses on the way up, though.

>> No.38278986

>>38278943
>On first being attacked by a monster girl, humans are likely to be consumed by an instinctive fear and revulsion at their demonic appearance. Such atavistic terror and Order moral objections are thrown aside with the transition to an incubus: Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters [8]. Lust skyrockets to keep pace with the monsters' insatiable hunger for sex, and their interests in other things (like work and hobbies) decrease, as sexual activity becomes a more important part of their lives:
Early Setting non canon info.

If what you say is canon then I can go right ahead and say that all monsters are 100% sex obsessed loonies and that incubuization is ego death. But it's not.

>> No.38278990

You know despite being a Australian waterbased myth I cant help but think of bunyips as snow monsters because of their white furr.

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>>38278986
What are you on about?
I'm talking about MGE World Guide I, which is considered canon info, and has nothing to do with your non-canon info. The quoted bit I posted is directly from it.

>> No.38279020

I don't get why you guys keep talking about retcons when it's clearly just KC dispelling all subtly so autistic westerners can catch up.

>> No.38279038

>>38279003
Why am I even arguing with a hugboxer schizo. KC already retconned himself in a world guide anyway.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Topic_-_Heroes_and_Incubi_~The_Unfettered_Ones~_(p71)

You will only get a big dick if you want too and it may not be incubi related.

>> No.38279041

>>38279020
The only person that keeps bring this shit up is a troll. I doubt anyone is actually this retarded.

>> No.38279054

>>38279041
But you are this retarded anon. But I am sure there is still a monster girl for you. Perhaps a bogie who won't belittle you?

>> No.38279069

>hugboxer schizo
Oh, he's back

>> No.38279074

>>38278986
Take your meds.

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>>38279038
That says absolutely nothing about it. It just explains the relationship between mana, incubi, and heroes. Y'know, becayse WGIII has a heavy focus on mana and magic.
It explains nothing about the particulars of incubization itself because it was already covered in WGI.

Unless you'd like to argue that World Guide I is somehow non-canon.

>> No.38279103

>>38278944
This is a good chart as I now know many things!

>> No.38279110

>>38279088
thats one smug ass snek.

>> No.38279118

>>38279088
Don't argue. He knows. He's just saying shit for (you)s at this point.

>> No.38279125

>>38278952
C-can I join?

>> No.38279127

>>38279110
Thicc tails are considered a point of pride for serpentine types.

>> No.38279132

>>38279088
it is. Just like most of the original book is non canon from an unreliable narrator.

Incubi have zero changes to a regular human. Any big dick is unrelated and a byproduct of becoming an ascended human being.

Ergo, anon can be short with a tiny dick or fat or whatever he wants.

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I see he stopped trying to appear even the least bit credible.

>>38279125
Absolutely.
Leaving is the hard part.

>> No.38279152

>>38279003
Kc needs to make a Canon mg

>> No.38279158

>>38279149
Who the hell would leave? I guess it'd be hard to get Tim's all bundled up like that, though...

>> No.38279169

>>38279152
That would just be a camera obake.

>> No.38279173

Big fluffy girls that get angry when you try to use a regular blanket!

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>>38279169
Obsoleted by tengu media.

>> No.38279183

I want to be a grossly overleveled hero that escorts junior monster adventurers and teaches them how to be great adventurers!

>> No.38279191

>>38279173
It's fine when you're under the blanket together with her.

>> No.38279196

Why is it that in every fandom out there, every time there's a fag screaming about retcons it's a cherry-picking schizo who actually doesn't know shit?

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>>38279110
you must stop her before she becomes too smug

>> No.38279205

>>38279200
I dunno, it may be too late.
Look at that snek, even now she's too smug

>> No.38279207

>>38279196
Because you've gone so far into headcanons you don't even view anything KC as relevant anymore unless it supports you.

>> No.38279222

>>38279200
DO NOT STEP ON SNEK

>> No.38279224

>>38279207
I don't think I am who you think I am.

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>>38271817

>> No.38279233

What's her diagnosis?

>> No.38279234

>>38279205
Challenge her smug anon, she wants you to try.

>> No.38279237

>>38279196
He's most likely the one doing the "monsters are sluts" earlier in the week. People told him he was wrong and out context/hyperbole. Now he's reversing it saying everything is unreliable or old information. I don't think he cares about the topic. He's just saying shit for attention.

>> No.38279238

>>38279227
The real Fox News.

>> No.38279239

>>38279224
Look, anon. There is no shame in wanting a big dick or to be super ripped. But you just have to accept that monster girls can't force it on all of us.

>> No.38279240

>>38279233
ligma

>> No.38279246
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>>38279233
Assburger syndrome

>> No.38279254

>>38279234
>See Anon, that is the secret.
>All those arrogant, smug monster girls? They secretly long to be desmugged, it gets them going harder than anything else.
>So go on, desmug them.

>> No.38279260

>>38279196
There's a small part of MGE "fandom" that insists there is some mythical ~old lore~ that's super grimdark and KC just reconnected everything

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>>38279183
This but also sex with the party members I'm carrying.

>> No.38279278

>>38279260
Baphomets mythical reverse harem of men ensnared by her vagina. They are now given out as a reward to the witches.

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>>38279222
how bout squish snek?

>> No.38279293

remember anons always let your wererabbit check the bed for lamias before going to sleep

>> No.38279301

>>38279158
Tim's employees would recognize the mofu blanket that comes in and immediately know their order

>> No.38279303

>>38279227
Imagine watching Fox News for the cute reporters.

>> No.38279312

>>38279227
I'm going to break into the newsroom and mating press that fox infront of millions of viewers

>> No.38279333
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>Wanting to marry cheshire cats
Fucking disgusting. You ever smell feline breath? It's awful... absolutely awful. Yeah, they look cute, but lots of other things look cute too.

Marry a dog girl instead or even a squirrel. I bet even a pig girl smells better than disgusting cats. Don't even give the cheshire's the time of day. They're gonna be even worse than your standard cat since they're Wonderland degenerates. Yes, marry all the other girls except them. That way, I can have all the cheshire cats to myself... I mean uh, no. I don't want cats either. That's nonsense. Just don't consider these smelly meme cats. Go for a proper girl. Yes, a proper girl. I'll keep the cheshire's away from you.

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>>38279227

>> No.38279335

>>38279312
If people keep this up they're going to run out of interns to promote. Oh, who am I kidding? No they won't.

>> No.38279354

>>38279303
>oh, I don't actually listen to the news, I just tune in to look at the tail.
They are playing you like a fiddle

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>>38279233
Being cute!

>> No.38279384

>>38279335
>everyday the news cycles through many foxes as they get pounced on camera by horny anons
>only fox still working is the CC weather lady
>only reason she hasn't been claimed is that she keeps blasting the anon with her fox magic cause she gets spooked by him
>but, bless his soul, he keeps trying everyday

>> No.38279385

>>38279261
>When you inadvertantly make a harem of former students through teaching them.
Sally is either gonna try and get your dick while you're teaching her or when she's put on a few levels in wife

>> No.38279399

>>38279261
to get the true ending beat the game with all followers pregnant

>> No.38279426

>>38279399
Nah, thats false.
You have to have all followers with the 'pregnant' status along with get a "lewd win" against the final boss.
That gets you the "True Harem End"

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>> No.38279455

>>38279354
Should I not have bought the silver bars? The lady on the phone said I can use them to preserve water in the apocalypse...

>>38279384
I keep telling him to try tin foil but he can't seem to hear me through the TV. He'll wear her down one day.

>> No.38279462

>>38278546
>Red Back Arachnes
Puts a whole new meaning to a Redback on the toilet seat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEqmnOfV6Q

>> No.38279469

>>38279455
If you have enough of them you can use them as dragon bait.

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>> No.38279519

>>38279469
>trail of silver bars leading to a stick and box trap
>you keep catching tanuki instead of dragons though

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>>38271817

>> No.38279549

>>38279519
The black harpies are honestly worse. At least once I marry off the nukes they don't come back...

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Give me one good reason why you're not lathering oils on an anubis skin right now (and if it's ! ! your pp is small)

>> No.38279643

>>38279637
Im busy brushing the bunyip furr and thats like 20 feet of fluff

>> No.38279645

>>38279637
! !

>> No.38279651
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>>38279549
>marry off the nukes

>> No.38279654

Do cat girls rub themselves against you like an actual cat?

>> No.38279660

>>38279654
yes they also wiggle their butts in the air before they attack

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>>38279654
Absolutely.

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You should join your local sportsball team. Particularly sports that let you hide your face in a helmet. That way you can see how crude monsters are on the field when men aren't around

>> No.38279674

>>38279654
chesire says she displays cat like behavior with her husband and cait sith does.

>> No.38279690

you know ive been thinking, mge in a lot of ways shares DNA with startrek,

In that I mean as the demonlord's plan progresses its rapildy approaching a post scarcity utopia society.

And you know all the men banging multicolored non human ladies

>> No.38279696

>>38279385
>Sally is either gonna try and get your dick while you're teaching her
She wouldn't need to make any concious effort

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>>38279690
Don't lie you just want hot alien ladies in tight uniforms boarding your ship

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>>38279701
yes and no

>> No.38279720

>>38279666
I'm thinking of so many situations now. Monster girl Mulan where the genders are all reversed and when the man is finally found out he gets raped by the entire unit.

>> No.38279731

>>38279715
>Cosplaying Hellhound decides to perform a Klingon mating ritual on you

>> No.38279745

>>38279701
>Watched second most recent Trek movie a few days ago
>Green with envy when the scene cuts to Kirk in bed with two catgirls
Yes, I want that. None of the warfare, though.

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>>38279745
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

>> No.38279774

>>38279761
You see rape-bots have a preset rape limit. Knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

>> No.38279790

>>38279720
I wonder how mad a group of amazons would be if they found out they've been fighting alongside a man for months and not some weird looking living armor

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>>38279178
Aya is an honorary MGE girl

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Is this how zapweasels draw their weapons?

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>> No.38279846

>>38279808
I thought they had to generate a charge by rubbing their vaginas first.

>> No.38279971

>>38279720
Seeing how it's the military, I would say they would all spill their spaguetti because they don't even know how to talk to men.

>> No.38280002

>>38279720
>>38279971
And they all lived happily ever after with anon as the camp husband.

>> No.38280035

It's really funny that the newest MGE drama is that mamono mana gives you a bigger dick. How can anyone be happy with not having to earn their bigger dick and instead simply being given a bigger dick on a silver platter? That motherfucker KC is out here grafting large cocks onto people without their consent and we have to do something about it! Who's with me?!

>> No.38280038

The more I write the more the ideas in my head transition from Monster Girl to /r9k/ and I absoluttely hate it with passion but may as well post it and fix it later meaning never
https://pastebin.com/abDjCzqM

someday I will write a proper story, but it seems today is not the day

>> No.38280048

>>38279701
I can like it for multiple reasons!

>> No.38280064

>>38279637
Because the portals haven't opened yet

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>>38280064
And they never will

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>Meanwhile,when mastah is not at home

>> No.38280131

>>38280103
Wait, they wait until I'm gone to have chair races? Man, I was a champion at those in school.

>> No.38280147

>>38280103
>no cheeki breeki
western spy kikis

>> No.38280148

>>38280131
You're just for sex and service, sorry.
>>38280100
Don't say that, KC is hard at work and tech is always advancing.
Alien disclosure any day now, they could easily be from mge.

>> No.38280161

>>38280147
get the pyrow

>> No.38280167

>>38280048
How many of those reasons are just getting abducted and molested by strange alien lifeforms?

>> No.38280179
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38280179

Around dungeons,never relax,you might enter and never come out

>> No.38280189

>>38280167
you just gave me an idea, Being studied as a human male by a bunch of mature monsters that have just seen a nude man for the first time and the curios yet awkward touching that goes on

>> No.38280223

around dragons protect you pelvis

>> No.38280227

>>38280179
From KCs twitter:
>KC:On the first floor of a dungeon where adventurers gather, there is a tavern and inn run by a monster girl, and 50% of the adventurers are eaten (in the sense of sex) by the employees. 50% of the adventurers are eaten by the monster girls in the depths when their information is leaked from the inn.
>Someone else:In other words, unless you go as a couple or a pair of lovers, they'll eat you.
>KC:The human wife adventurer will be turned into a monster by the magic in the dungeon, and the husband adventurer will be eaten (in the sense of sex) at the rest stop on the way, so it's still 100%.
>KC:It's been said that where people gather, merchants gather, and where men gather, monster girls gather. So I'm sure there are some! There are likely to be Tanuki stores in the middle of dungeons to help adventurers, but there are also likely to be items that attract monsters, or items that have become monsters themselves!
>KC:By the way, you can get strategy information on the demon girls living in the dungeon from the Ratatoskr informant stationed on the first floor of the dungeon! You can also get information on the informant herself! (Actual proposal)
>Someone else: I'm sure they'll tell you that the sword from the weapon shop across the street is effective against that demon, or that if you wear the armor from the armor shop there, even magic won't work against it, and they'll make you buy equipment with rutting or aphrodisiac effects. By the time you get to the demon girl you want, she's ready to eat!
>KC:There's a lot of information about equipment that works great for demon girls! (There's armor that increases perspiration for Beelzebub, robes that increase body odor (male odor) for beastly girls, and accessories that make semen easier to accumulate and more delicious for Ghouls.

>> No.38280236

>>38280223
Dragons are among the most spaghetti spiling monsters, I just gotta act and look like a slut and they back off

>> No.38280243

>>38280148
>Alien disclosure any day now, they could easily be from mge
If aliens turn out to be some kind of human-loving demon women I would honestly laugh at conventional science.

>> No.38280255

>>38280243
When you think about it, who else would bother actually contacting us?

>> No.38280263

>>38280223
around wocks shield your cock

>> No.38280285

>>38280227
>A dungeon with stores inside it
But but what about preparing for adventure and stocking your potions and all that? thats cheating!

>> No.38280289

>>38280263
That just makes them more bold, what you have to do is act like a doll as she molests you with her mouth tentacles. Not showing a hint that you like it

>> No.38280294

>>38280227
So just go in with your equipment and supplies prepared and give false information. Got it.

Loot here I go.

>> No.38280302

>>38280255
Heh, intergalactic booty calls.

>> No.38280312

>>38280285
>>38280294
>>using supplies
All I use is my little club and an pair of underwear

>> No.38280322

>>38278831
ME LONK

>> No.38280323

>>38280312
Unga builds are always strong. No sex, only fight.

>> No.38280337

>>38280312
>Anon gets filtered by ranged enemies he cant reach

>> No.38280342
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>>38280285
That's not completely unheard of in JRPGs. Usually the goods you buy in dungeons are way more expensive so you're getting taken advantage of because you didn't prepare enough.

>> No.38280345

>>38280255
>>38280302
If I remember right, the voyager probes had an image of a naked man plus tons of cultural things about us. Clearly, we made the booty call first

>> No.38280353

Lactating flatties.

>> No.38280362

>>38280302
>Nasa finally gets a message that takes all the scienctist 20 years to crack
>All it says is :LET ME SUCK THAT DICK

>> No.38280364

>>38280236
thats threadcanon. Real dragons are top tier monsters that cause awe in all and most men would consider like winning the lottery to even talk to a dragon

>> No.38280375

>>38280364
In awe of their massive size

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>>38280364
well, kind of

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>>38280342
i have only played old ass RPG (Normie stuff like chrono trigger and final fantasy) and elona,so that sounds completely strange to me,neat thing anyhow

>> No.38280407

>>38280378
>Circle day
>Triangle day
>X Day
SPEAK CLEARLY DUMB LIZARD

>> No.38280425

>>38280345
>monster girls get the probe
>They see the naked men
>Monster girls now think that human men are dirty whores that would undress at any chance they can

>> No.38280426

>>38280345
>>38280362
I wonder how much porn we've beamed into space? Would MGs be proud of us?

>> No.38280428

>>38280407
This is first grade stuff anon

>> No.38280429

>>38280378
>Silver hair
HAG ALERT
HAG ALERT

>> No.38280450

>>38280426
>I wonder how much porn we've beamed into space?
Only humans find nudity "Embarassing" animals fuck any time they want with no concern,they live simple and nice like wurm

>> No.38280455

>>38280425
>>Monster girls now think that human men are dirty whores that would undress at any chance they can
They're wrong?

>> No.38280464

>>38280455
are u that easy? would u undress or dress like a whore?

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>>38280450
>animals fuck any time they want with no concern
I dunno, I heard one of the reasons pandas are so hard to breed in captivity is because they don't like when humans see them fuck.

>> No.38280486

>>38280382
>You'll never force Elves to worship your Demon wife

>> No.38280513
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I see that, once again, you primates are insulting not just your betters but the one being who is most superior to all but the Demon Lord herself. Yes, >>38280429 , the most majestic Queen Deonora may have luscious silver locks instead of a more mundane and common color, but if you had any modicum of taste you'd realize that a dragon having silver hair means that she is among the most powerful and wise of our entire race. That you DARE call her a 'hag' is one of the most incorrect and senselessly insulting statements I have ever heard. Deonora will be hearing of this- that, I promise.

I swear, with every day that goes by in this place I see further disrespect of my Queen. It's pathetic. You need to start acting like proper males of our species.

>> No.38280514

>>38280464
I'm really just looking for a reason. Space babes would qualify.

>> No.38280528

>>38280513
and what she gotta do, eat 40 more gallons of holst icecream in a day again

>> No.38280534

>>38280378
EMPTY EGG CARTON

>> No.38280554

>tfw ywn have a hag jinko wife
https://files.catbox.moe/xfm8yr.jpg

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>>38280236
>>38280364
>>38280378
Hag dragons, how do they ever hope to find a husband at their age?

>> No.38280570

monsters for speed?

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>>38271817

>> No.38280579

>>38280513
How did these mere lizard hags even figure out to use a computer at their age?

>> No.38280582

>>38280342
Sometimes there's also dungeon shops that sell stuff that's way better than what's in the town since it's harder to access.
It's usually exorbitantly priced though.

>> No.38280589

>>38280567
I'll do it. just make sure she is the oldest, fattest, and most haughty one of all

>> No.38280590

>>38280570
how fast we talking anon?

>> No.38280594

>>38280570
Centaur illegal street races when?

>> No.38280608

>>38280570
Cheshires, if only because I want to see if it would calm them, thus proving that faggot cats have ADHD.

>> No.38280621

>>38280590
I want this fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3D4Uv-4iGg

>> No.38280637

>>38280621
that's pretty fast

>> No.38280651

>>38280621
fuckin hell i feel sick just watching that

>> No.38280669

>>38280621
sorry anon but team A-NON has wiped the floor with the competition ever since their arrival in the AGL, few monsters can even keep up
>>38280651
no monsters in racing gear for you then

>> No.38280673
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>>38280621

>> No.38280679
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Join the mobile infantry and fuck a bug. Service guarantees matrimony
>Would you like to know more?

>> No.38280687

>>38280621
>>38280669
>Team A-NON's driver (pilot?) jokingly says during an interview that'll he'll marry any monster that can beat him
>thousands of new driver applications

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>>38280570
Speed?

>> No.38280699

>>38280621
>for me it's grem-tek

>> No.38280708

>>38280698
wonder worm but the leg things are just tits

>> No.38280710

>>38280698
what does worm belly feel like?

>> No.38280720

>>38280651
you won't be able to keep up with the lizards with that attitude anon

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>>38280710
it is indescribable

>> No.38280735

>>38280621
speed junkie hellhounds and sallies

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>>38280710
Soft and smooth.

>> No.38280805

>>38280567
In awe at the size of this lass, absolute unit.

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>>38280570
>Out of all the harpies, they're the race with the mightiest power. they can fly around the sky at high speed and use skills similar to magic called "shinzuuriki."

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>>38280805
she big

>> No.38280858

>>38280842
>tfw nerds are the rulers of the sky
Dragons have a lot to answer for.

>> No.38280878

>>38280852
>tfw ywn get to stick your head in between jabber tits

>> No.38280882

>>38280621
That's pretty sick

>> No.38280899

>>38280858
>Out of all the harpies
A-fucking-hem.

>> No.38280906

>>38280852
she amazing

>> No.38280927

>>38280852
shes damn near vored him
he vanished

>> No.38280928

>>38280570
>all these replies
>not a single mention of cockatrice
>the monster who's entire gimmick is that she runs
Sad

>> No.38280935

>>38280927
Stop pushing vore fag

>> No.38280937

>>38280928
i could go for some chicken thighs right about now....

>> No.38280944

>>38280928
i dont think many people like the rape bird
thats probably why

>> No.38280945

>>38280852
Imagine a Jabberwock that lifts, that would be amazing.

>> No.38280956

>>38280928
>>38280937
We only like beast girls here.

>> No.38280967

What do you guys think of that one fucky age regression dieselmine game? I love it, except for the age regression, and that kind of features quite predominantly. I like milking farm too, but its not a particularly loving femdom in that.

>> No.38280976

>>38280679
what kind of bug are you offering

>> No.38280996

>>38280967
your sweet home, my succubus mama and eldritch home?

>> No.38281000

>>38280976
brain bugs

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>>38280945
She's lifting alright. Lifting a cheeseburger

>> No.38281004

>>38280944
I would, that's pretty hot.

>> No.38281016

>>38281003
>a cheeseburger
more like chesseburgers

>> No.38281020

>>38280679
Okay, but what about my citizenship in the United Citizen Federation?
Will citizenship extend to my bugwife and our many children as well?

>> No.38281028

>>38280996
thats the one

>> No.38281036

>>38280679
>>38280976
>>38281000
>tfw i was watching ronanke gaming explaining how the godbug came to be
is this a sign to fuck bugs?

>> No.38281042

>>38281000
i dont know if i should let a Beelzebub make my decisions for me or anything

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>>38281003
She just needs to get motivated.

>> No.38281091

>>38281061
>I'm gonna be so strong, anon will be so proud!
>right after this cake of course~

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>>38281003
just imagine laying your head on soft jabberwock belly

>> No.38281104

>>38281091
if there was ever a monster for gluttony, it has to be the jabberwock

>> No.38281112

>>38281061
I want a dairy of strongfat cows

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>>38280976
I've got the best kind of bug but if she's not to your liking we can drop you off on the nearest bug planet and let pure chance find you the right one. Just step into that completely innocent looking tunnel
>>38281020
Yes just stay away from Buenos Aires. I don't think they like bugs over there very much
>>38281036
They're doing their part are you doing yours?

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>>38281092
It's just the right size and looks incredibly soft. Combined with her height, she's like a big pillow to cuddle with.

>> No.38281142

>>38281121
saggin' dragon

>> No.38281160

>>38281117
oye, no hable de me gente de bueno aires ahi si o te saco el wacho.
>>38281121
jabberwocks have a grip on me, what I wouldn't give to have a jabberwock teacher

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>>38281142
The sag is so hot though

>> No.38281215

>>38281160
>oye, no hable de me gente de bueno aires ahi si o te saco el wacho.
I don't know what any of that means so I'll just assume the Starship Troopers reference wasn't appreciated

>> No.38281216

>>38276749
Thank you, wiki man

>> No.38281227

>>38281215
just fucking with u, got the reference

>> No.38281244

I want my face to be held by big soft troll hands

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time to make mistakes with ms snake

>> No.38281270

>>38281244
That is a good desire, being touched by Troll hands in general is good.

>> No.38281280

>>38281207
>>38280852
>>38281256
why do I wanna shove my face between monster boobies and just get my face squished as I fuck her standing while under her clothes

>> No.38281294

>>38281117
Give me her angrier cousin

>> No.38281304
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https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1446798644791808001
>The “You” who has 9 wives doing as they please with “You” has a monster cock carefully raised by those girls, and as for Mob Dark Brave-chan’s husband, she has her fingers wrapped around him jerking him off day and night, and his dick has grown into a monster cock without a single trace of the tiny one he had as a human.
Wonder how fast the penis growth is. It would be funny (and hot) if it grew literary as she is stroking it, making you look like an extreme grower.
Or if it grew literally while inside her, feeling how it feel tighter. I bet it would feel awesome.
Guess it depends on the power of the monster, and how fast you incubize. High-level succs/demons should be capable of that, at least.

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>>38271817

>> No.38281327

>>38281294
We're all out of normal hornets so I hope you're fine with the larger angrier Japanese ones

>> No.38281380

if ushi oni means cow demon, does that mean they lactate like holsts and minos

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>>38281380
yep and they can even moo if you ask nicely

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>>38271817
There's something strange about this tiger.

>> No.38281393

>>38281380
Yes, its a little known fact.

>> No.38281395

>>38281117
I am from Buenos Aires and I say KILL THEM ALL! We only want two type of girls in these parts spider and fish girls, if you go to the inner provinces you will get cows and horses, lots and lots of horses

>> No.38281399

>>38281392
Seems fine to me, go ahead and enjoy a fresh glass of Tiger milk.

>> No.38281408

>>38281395
I am NOT from Buenos Aires and I say we should lay with them all regardless.

>> No.38281425

>>38281395
You WILL marry the bug

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>>38281388
>>38281393
brb reevaluating my sorting, I already loved them but this combined with stuff like pic related is important data.

It doesnt unseat bunyip however, especially not with the trivia kc released

>> No.38281442

>>38281380
i am interested in the minimum stimulus required to make a holstaur lactate through her shirt

>> No.38281465

>>38281442
depends on what you mean by minimum and how many hours it was since she was last milked. If it was over a day you could probably just show her a red paint swatch and its going to start

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>>38281442
>boy I sure am thirsty
probably saying that near her

>> No.38281493

>>38281430
I want to marry that fish!

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>>38281493

>> No.38281519

>>38281327
Yeah that's fine, if you are going to drive her over hit every pothole on the way to me just to shake her up a bit.

>> No.38281520

>They're proud of their breasts, and they can freely change the shape to please the man they love by gently enveloping his manhood and sweetly melting his mind with pleasure.

Holsts have transforming tittys confirmed

>> No.38281544

>>38281515
Based bald anime man.

>> No.38281561

>>38281520
always knew they were a chaos species

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undead milk is best milk

>> No.38281569

>>38281520
I really look forward to the game update!

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>> No.38281611

>>38281566
If I molest ghost breast will it grow?
I must test this on her and her gardener for science.

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>>38281611
ghost titty is very responsive to desire

>> No.38281644

>>38281628
Then she better be ready for some extra big, extra heavy breasts.
Also a pregnancy or two

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>>38278729
...just a small bite?

>> No.38281717

>>38281695
>small bite she says
>she eat the whole thing in one bite
my burger...

>> No.38281720

>>38281566
>>38281628
>Yuyuko
Goddamn this slut is making me feel things. I still don't know where the community brought up all that lewdness of hers since Zun draws then all loli style.

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>>38281720
fans be horny

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>>38280928

>> No.38281754

>>38281748
h-hayai

>> No.38281758

>>38281717
It was small for her, you should have gotten a bigger burger!

>> No.38281761

>>38281695
I cant say no to a cute girl like that.
Gonna cut my burger in half and give her half.

>> No.38281764

>>38281748
chciken drifto

>> No.38281769

>>38281695
that lady and the tramp scene has a different feeling when they share a hamburger instead of spaghetti
but such is wendigo romance

>> No.38281772

>>38281748
S-She's fast!

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>>38281758
That only partially helps.

>> No.38281840

>>38281695
Ah... She's big!

>> No.38281843

>>38281818
Worse than piranhas

>> No.38281845

>>38281758
Can't order a bigger burger if big wendi is cuddling you in the booth

>> No.38281856

>>38281777
>tfw this is technically a big worm sticking its tongue at you.

>> No.38281863

>>38281695
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE WENDIS
Wendigos are feral creatures, and feeding them brings them into campsites and trails. More than sixty men were married in this park alone because they offered the wendigos burgers, hotdogs, or steaks. To humans, this is a gesture of kindness; to a wendigo, it's a proposal. These are feral creatures, and they WILL interpret your offering as a proposal and a testament to your skills at providing meat for them during their gestation. Do your part by ignoring wendigos hovering over your grill, and secure your food when you are not eating. Watching these majestic creatures is okay; feeding them is not.

This message was paid for by the Wintertown Park Service Committee.

>> No.38281879

>>38281863
>White horn park ranger constantly dealing with the antics of big and little wendi duo

>> No.38281883

>>38281863
>t.angry CC icegrilspark rangers

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>>38281863
didn't read, giving meat

>> No.38281885

>>38281863
This sign can't stop me because I can't read

>> No.38281887

>>38281748
Is she moving fast or is she just wide?

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>>38281887
yes

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>>38280928
>>38281748
>>38278729
>>38281695
I'm jealous of the anons who manage to get latenights without even trying! Very cute stuff though!

>> No.38281968

>>38281962
Parcee please, you can be bred too.

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>> No.38281987

>>38281748
Cockatrice-chan is going too fast!

>> No.38281997

>>38281748
>Anon chasing cockatrice
>Through wacky hijinks he ends up crashing and lying on the group
>Cockatrice stops
>meep meep *blowjob sounds*

>> No.38282057

>>38281863
You went hiking and didn't viciously fuck a Wendigo over the nearest tree stump? Man you missed like half of the fun of hiking.

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>> No.38282077

>>38281884
>>38281885
If you feed the wendigos, you will be banned from the park. If you are in need of a conjugal partner, please ask the nearest ranger, and they will be happy to join you in coitus.

>> No.38282099

>>38282077
>whitehorn rangers seething because all the campers bring burgers and brats instead of carrots and salads

>> No.38282102

>>38282077
but park rangers aren't cute, I want a wendi

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>>38282077
Can't ban me from the park when I am now married to a resident Wendi

>> No.38282121

>>38282105
going by the profile wendigo got their own blizzard cloaked village.
sounds fun to stumble into

>> No.38282124

>>38282105
nice breedable hips

>> No.38282128

>>38282121
Imagine being the stretchy meat delivery guy.

>> No.38282131

>>38282099
I assure you that the PROUD and NOBLE whitehorn ranger is most certainly NOT jealous of the barbarians bringing their greasy, discount meats into her park. And she is most certainly NOT jealous of those smelly coat dwellers, tactlessly dragging anything with a penis out into their little caves. You are simply projecting your jealousy onto her because you know that my standards are too high to ever date a philistine like you!

>> No.38282133

>>38282077
rules are made to broken, just like hymens

>> No.38282176

>>38282131
>haughty white horn ranger doesn't want to give into seething but every day, there is more bottle of wines in the trash

>> No.38282187

>>38282176
>in the trash
Hey, at least they are keeping the environment clean.

>> No.38282188
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Can someone tell me how retiring from adventuring and marrying the thick kobold tavern owner is considered a "bad ending"?

>> No.38282204

>>38282188
whoever told you that is probably a lolicon, a better end is marrying the old maid kiki

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>> No.38282207

>>38282188
Well, you didn't get that treasure, but you discovered that the real treasure was the girls you flirted with along the way. I guess that's kind of like losing?

>> No.38282211

>>38282188
there are no bad endings anon, however that is in fact a chubby kiki

>> No.38282219

>>38282188
its canon ending, your kiki daughters will usher in a new age for maidkind

>> No.38282220

>>38282211
I like'em big
I like 'em chunky

>> No.38282230

>>38282188
It's the 'joke' ending at the start. Where instead of travelling the world, meeting lots of characters and some of them becoming party members, you stay in your home village and settle down with your tavernmaid wife.

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>>38282211
she is just filled with love

>> No.38282234

>>38282188
You can't get the bad ending if you only use just the tip

>> No.38282243

>>38282233
oh i got no problem with her, in fact shes a great twist on the kiki concept and I have a bar wench outfit fetish, he just called her a kobold which was inaccurate

>> No.38282252

>>38282234
>just the tip
we all know that's not gonna happen

>> No.38282253

>>38282188
the world can wait. let your kids sort out ng+

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>>38282188
>>38282233
Nav will never draw fat kiki again and that's a shame.

>> No.38282264

>>38282233
That's not all she'll be filled with...

>> No.38282266

>>38282262
if he won't, then I shall do it in his stead

>> No.38282268

>>38282252
You've just gotta have a little self-control

>> No.38282281

>>38282268
A monster's pussy will draw u in, just the tip will turn onto a quarter of the shaft, then half the shaft, then 3/4s, then balls deep. Even if you don't want to just insertation will be enough for your dick to sink inside

>> No.38282282

>>38282188
its not as good of an ending of marrying a redcap thats been stalking you

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>>38282266
Based and chubby pilled

>> No.38282292

>>38282262
i've still been digging the jubjub kick

>> No.38282306

honest question, do harpies have like, functioning hands with their wings? the old black harpy art had them but modern drawing dont.

Them not having functioning hands always kinda put me off for some reason

>> No.38282308

>>38282292
Its been pretty nice.
Lots of jub love

>> No.38282311

>>38282131
I'm worried for the lost man that miss ranger finally beats the wendies to.

>> No.38282312

>>38282262
Welp, if she isn't going to help me get in shape I guess I will have to help her instead.

>> No.38282313

>>38282306
they got a couple claws hidden at the top of their wing

>> No.38282340
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Is there any community support programs for flatcubbi?

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>>38282262
smol kikis are good too

>> No.38282351

>>38282340
Yeah, they're held at the local holst dairy.

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>>38282262
Somebody pester him to draw loli lich anal

>> No.38282367

>>38282355
do it yourself

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>>38282306
Yes.

>> No.38282383

>>38282131
imma just go find a big batch of snow and stick my dick in it instead, lady

>> No.38282407

>>38282355
cute

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>>38271817

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>>38280735
When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

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>tfw ywn wake up to see this in the morning everyday

>> No.38282472

>>38282460
Sagging hag

>> No.38282484

>>38282472
and? thats what makes it so good

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Goodnight anons.

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>>38271817

>> No.38282521

>>38282188
I've had a dumb as shit idea of a former alchemist/adventurer working as a bartender with a Succubus hostess who has the hots for him but is too afraid to ask a grey fox of a man out on a date.

>> No.38282540

>>38282507
Night. I kind of hope the threads burns down while we are sleeping though.

>> No.38282561

>>38282507
good night, don't let the bedbugs bite too hard

>> No.38282577

>>38282484
She's a hag! She's old! She sags everywhere! She has a muffintop! And she isn't a 17 year old in the slightest!

>> No.38282578

>>38282460
A drunk hag?

>> No.38282581

>>38281256
kimihito is lucky

>> No.38282589
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Why are all elves so weak when you rub their ears?

>> No.38282604

>>38282460
Yukari is my wife, and I want to wake up to her like this every morning.

>> No.38282609

>>38282589
fuck off back to /tg/

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>>38282577
stop anon, you're making me harder

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>>38282577
And? The muffintop is cute and gives a handle for poundings
>>38282578
a sleepy hag as well
>>38282616
thi dude gets it

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Would you?

>> No.38282666

>>38282662
sure, I'll wash it for her

>> No.38282708

>>38282521
>bright eyed teenage lesser succ vs tired old man
>"move along, you wouldn't want a grizzled old merc like me"
there's some role reversal i can get behind

>> No.38282773 [SPOILER] 

How does one acquire the spark to actually love a wife?

>> No.38282799

>>38282773
First, you'll want to find a monster girl because all women are evil. After that it's easy.

>> No.38282860

>>38282773
>>38282799
This. It's a monster female that's yours. There are many like her, but that one is yours.

>> No.38282881

>>38282773
Relationships are about mutual attraction and support, sometimes it can be cultivated depending on the pairing but you have to actually be compatible.

It is a common trap to stay in toxic broken relationships that are bad for both parties because they are afraid of being alone again and there is comfort in routine even if it is not truly fulfilling

>> No.38283042

>>38282881
Anon the people in this thread have legitimate chances of being forever alone. We're definitely in the try to work it out category and not the cut ties on a whim group that most modern people are.

>> No.38283061

>>38283042
i mean i'd just get a monster and not worry about it. not settling for 3d

>> No.38283089

>>38283061
Smart. Still waiting for my Sabbath email here

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Uber-powerful ghost/phantom making you experience porny version of F.E.A.R.!
Walking through a creepy, haunted metropolis where reality frequently breaks, just because she masturbated too hard!
The city appears deserted, most inhabitants have disappeared into a different dimension where they are being raped by her apparitions (or in the case of females they became one)
Anytime you encounter someone they soon end up brutally raped by ghosts.

>> No.38283163

>>38283042
I honestly don't believe that most people in this thread will be truly forever alone, mostly because I once thought like that too.

But that's not what I meant in that reply. That anon seemed to apply a inability to even reach a point of feeling love which isn't a issue of a relationship needing to work through problems.

Either way never give up hope anons it's the worst thing you can do

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>>38280976
Lewd as fuck roaches

>> No.38283193

>>38283163
Yes, portals soon.

>> No.38283318
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which type of mermaid do you like more?

>> No.38283337

>>38283318
in general the left, I prefer more monstrous girls

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>>38282460
Keep your hag, I'm taking this

>> No.38283361

>>38283318
whales are gay
sharks are not

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>>38283318
I like both

>> No.38283390

>>38283318
I like the angry swim a lot

>> No.38283409

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that just because a girl has pale skin doesn't mean she's undead.
Although do remember that Yuki onna actually ARE spirits so they may be dead.
Like ghosts, although they get annoyed if you start asking them about their 'mortal status'

>> No.38283425

>>38283409
Pale skin best skin. Especially when paired with dark hair and bright eyes

>> No.38283475

>>38283425
This is true.
Especially if they have red lips

>> No.38283616

>>38283390
>piece of shit mermaids took all the sailors
>bitch ass kraken took one guy off the deck and didn't sink the ship
>godamn scyllae grabbed all the extra men before charybdis spit them out
>smelled blood two miles away but some punk siren got their first
>FUCK
are there underwater cupids? or is that like a sea bishop subdivision

>> No.38283807
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Don't mind me, just here to harass the taser

>> No.38283808

>>38283318
Ones with sharp teeth that laugh like "shi shi shi" and dunk me under the water even though it scares the shit out of me because they loved seeing my panicked face and the way I have to cling to them in exhaustion after my body can't swim anymore.

>> No.38283857

>>38283807
Just point her ears towards the bad guys and ZAP!

>> No.38283984

>>38283616
>eros harpooon gun
i could see it

>> No.38284056

>>38283857
>Veritable lightning storm surges forwards
>Tail discharges the same amount
>directly into (You)
>Get dragged off by Officer Raiju to "recover" from 200k volts

>> No.38284099

>>38282662
Never trust the underwear prepared by a monster. Likely has a libido spell

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>>38276749
Very nice echidna. How lamia wear bathing suits and panties is one of the biggest monstergirl questions

>> No.38284406

>>38283163
>Hope
What's hope? Hope is the aspiration of a result. I'm just not interested in 3dpd at all. Maybe something will happen to change my mind. Doubt it, not holding out either. So again, what's hope? Hope for what?

>> No.38284420

>>38284388
Clenched by her 'lower fangs'

>> No.38284428

>>38283318
Left. Side to side motion awakens my latent naga fetish.

>> No.38284430

>>38284420
I don't care how sexy it is. That looks very uncomfortable

>> No.38284453

>>38284430
Monsters have a strange way of being comfortable in whatever clothes their husbands want to see them in.

>> No.38284478

>>38284430
It's okay, she has a very powerful Snussy.

>> No.38284486

>>38284478
You mean PUSSY

>> No.38284500

>>38284486
Get with the times grandpa, zoomies like us don't enderstand oldglish fr fr its not a word if it doesn't sound like boy pussy.

>> No.38284517

>>38284388
When they started copying that fashion style they learned the trick of tying a bead into the end of the fabric to grip onto
>degenerate mongirls these days have about 8-10 beads in a row as training for when they get their Anon...

>> No.38284763

>>38284388
Her pussy holds on to the end of the suit

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>>38276205
Roachgirls are very easygoing and low maintenance, even when it comes to their vices. Nantaimori is a high no Devil Bug will turn down. To make things even better, they aren't picky about the food on the 'plate'. They are so enthusiastic that expired food or a apparent lack of food won't stop them from thoroughly licking every millimeter of the tableware clean. Every. Millimeter.

>> No.38284834

https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Paula

KC WHEEEN

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>>38283182
Wights and Ghosts exist. What is missing from them, do you want the milking, monotone and laugh, or the shotacon?

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>>38281566
>>38282460
>"Yahhoo! Anon! Over here!"

>> No.38284975

>>38284836
Chen!

>>38284965
Hags...

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>>38284834
Wights and Ghosts exist. What is missing from them, do you want the milking, monotone and laugh, or the shotacon?

>> No.38285049

>>38278260
i could see them getting into 3 piece suits as they can either gently or violently unwrap their man layer by layer and use the tie as a leash/gag

>> No.38285168

>>38285034
Yes, also 8 ft tall and po po po

>> No.38285175

>>38285034
>>38285168
ポポポポポ

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>>38281566
For me it's Troll milk

>> No.38285279

>>38284800
CAn I just give her some pizza instead

>> No.38285308

>>38285168
>>38285175
Comparatively deep voices on girls are underrated. Harley Quinn voice is grating. And tall women are hard up as the sex-height algorithm screens them out.

>> No.38285318

>>38281566
>buttermilk 24/7
>>38285196
What does it taste like?

>> No.38285341

>>38285279
Yes as long as they can eat it off of you.
>rub pizza slice on self
>throw pizza slice on the floor
>devil bugs ignore pizza slice and lick residue off of you
Now that is true love.

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This image right here is why you guys shouldn't sleep on the Korean fans

>> No.38285415

>>38285359
>making plantgirls offers they can't refuse since 2018
>Il Padrino theme plays when she crawls through the forest
>Plantgirls: Don Greenworm please take this api as a show of gratitude
All she needs is a fine suit, fedora, and a unmerciful heart of stone. Wait. Just the fedora then.

>> No.38285423

>>38285359
Greenworm is just getting cuter and cuter with each new image

>> No.38285425
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Sitting on a park bench, eying young anons with bad intent.

>> No.38285485

>>38285425
Beware the cross-eyed foxes.

>> No.38285527

If greenworm got into the game that would be really something

>> No.38285533

>>38285341
Perhaps it is true love, but I wouldn't be able to treat my roach like that.

>> No.38285575 [DELETED] 

>>38285527
>not letting your roach lick you
Rude and cruel.
>having one roach
Blindfag detected.

>> No.38285584

>>38285533
>not letting your roach lick you
Rude and cruel.
>having one roach
Blindfag detected.

>> No.38285707

>>38285527
>mweehuehuehue
>“This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This forest like a great big salad just waiting to get tossed.”

>> No.38285732

>>38285527
It might happen. The greenworm guy is one of only 4 westerners he follows on his personal.

>> No.38286232

Does anyone have the image of 2 Kobolds waving at each other over the fences from different yards?

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>>38285732
How did a single Anon become so powerful? Greenworms must really be top tier monsters wielding great power and influence to lift one human into such high splendors.

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>> No.38286598

>>38284965
a winning combo that can't be beat

>> No.38286928

>>38283155
>F.E.A.R. but mixed with Monstergirl Encyclopedia

Okay, but what about the Replicant Clone Troopers?

>"FLASHLIGHT!"
>"WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!"

>> No.38287007

>>38283155
I like how F.E.A.R 2 already got a monster girl approved ending

>> No.38287136

>>38283155
>Anytime you encounter someone they soon end up brutally raped by ghosts.
The only ghost I'd agree to be raped by is Sadako

>> No.38287269

>>38287136
i want 8 ft ghost

>> No.38287439

>>38286482
fancy succ, i wanna see a fancy succ with a fancy yet silly big hat

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