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3827915 No.3827915 [Reply] [Original]

Laserdisc Turtle is indifferent to the overall poor quality of posts on /jp/ this evening, he is occupied being moe.

>> No.3827923

yeah i guess that is pretty moe

we should all learn to lay back and chill like laserdisc turtle.

>> No.3827931

>>3827923

He is an obsolete format, he has nothing to do. Of course he's taking it easy!

>> No.3827951

How is he going to get back up? I don't find a slow, lingering death very moe.

>> No.3827970

>>3827951

He doesn't need to eat, he is a laserdisc.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ANONYMOUS!

>> No.3827975

>>3827951
Laserdisc will never get back up. I'd add an "isn't it sad?", but to be honest I've only seen a handful of laserdiscs in my entire life so I have nothing to nostalgia about.

>> No.3827985 [DELETED] 

>>3827914
stop spamming and ddosing Anon Talk .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>> No.3827981

>>3827975

But he's happy, so it's all right.

>> No.3827987

>being moe

You don't know what moe means, do you.

>> No.3827991 [DELETED] 

>>3827987

I know what moe is all to well...

>> No.3828023

What a splendid Pokemon.

>> No.3828031

Fun fact: Turtles can have dicks about half their carapace length, topped with a sharp spike. It is possible that those gigantic dicks are used in displays of aggression, so if a turtle doesn't like you he can ram you with his giant, spike-tipped penis. Well, not really, but he can embrass you by having a penis bigger than you do.

I'd post pictures but I'm lagging beyond belief.

>> No.3828108

>>3828031

>>lagging
>>4chan

What.

>> No.3828141

i am getting 60fps what are you talking about ?

>> No.3828142
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3828142

>>3828108
That's what you get with a hunk of metal connected by duct tape as a computer and a connection no better. Anyway, here's a nice article about well, exactly what it says on the tin.

http://darrennaish.blogspot.com/2006/02/tortoises-that-drink-with-their-noses.html

And I have this picture of alligator dicks on hand so please accept it as compensation.

>> No.3828180

>>3827915
What is this and how do I rape it ?

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