/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can now legally confirm that Kanon smells like soap.

>>38279795
Why can't real bunnies look like that?

>>38279795
Why does everyone strip when drunk?

>>38279795
I prefer cunnies over bunnies

>>38280577
I want both. That is, all chiesters and Maria

>>38279795
Quit making threads early.

>>38280421
not very ladylike

Is it just me or is Nemu from euphoria just Beato but with rape instead of magic?

We need a porn game of Umineko

Taimanin Higurashi when?

Satoko can be Yukikaze

Rosa fucks dogs.

>>38282085
No.

>>38282087
Sorry bro, she loves the knot.

>>38281350
I knew nemu before beato maybe beato is nemu with magic

>>38283398
Are you guys watching closely?

>>38283487
cute ATM

>>38283584
I'm borrowing her

>>38283487
>>38283693
When you really take a moment to look at them...

>>38283736
why is ange sleeping with beato (snek forme)

>>38283871
That's Lambdasnek

>>38283487
>>38283584
>>38283693
>>38283736
>C-Coomer bros...h-he's here... I hope he doesn't find out about our early need/a/g thread so we can horny spam in peace.
*Tap* *Tap*
>A-AH!
*As the malding cumbrain forty year old turned around he saw a sight that SHOOK him to his core...and that sight was!*
Looks like you jinxed little coomer. I'll be over here as soon as I finished up the last thread... I hope you enjoy fried pigs because that's what you're fucks going to be when I'm done with. Heh, isn't that right demon?
*Are you sure!? You haven't done this in some time human!!! You could fully become one of us!*
Heh looks like you forgot demon... I'm already one!

*YAWN*
post your dick again dicklet

>>38283919
>AIEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE SPERG-SAMA!! I FUCKING KNEEL JUST LET ME HORNY POST IN PEA-ACK!!!
Can you feel that in your body? That's what we humans called fear. That crippling sense of dread surrounding you? I've taken you out of your cumbrain delusions and now I'll send you back to the depths of hell you belong to horny scum

>>38283919
Also you've never seen my dick so cope

Damn. All I had to do was press a single button on the screen and his post disappeared.

>>38284004
Stop hiding posts COWARD

>>38284030
No

>>38284004
>C-CLICKED XD There now I can spam my garbage horny posts anytime I w-WHY IS HE STILL POSTING CLICK CLICK CLICK FUCK FUCK FUCK SAVE ME JANNYYYYYY
Pathetic. Make crystals and end your suffering already

>>38284030
Based wanderer and learner of the world
>>38284041
The same type of person to burn books that go against libtard ideology

>>38284041
https://files.catbox.moe/rte2g4.mp4

>>38284041
Also dude you funny weird image of beato and your use of spoiler text makes me TOPKEK XD dude we should make that the big meme of the month like BIG but instead we say BEAT!

>>38284079
>>38284069
>>38284067
Thanks for the (You)'s friend

Why is Ryukishi shilling Umineko so much it's clear everyone cares about Higu

mmm getting early 2000's Megaman vibes
just make as many manga as possible itll work

>>38283693
nice

>>38284095
A coomer can't be my friend so unless you ain't one then you ain't my bro

Okay guys im watching the new matrix on HBO, I have never seen the original so im going in no biased. I'm like 10 minutes in and I'm wondering why agent Smith is a darkie, Wasn't he white in the originals? I got a bad feeling about this bros...

(Forgive the new IP I haven't been home in like three days so posting from phone!)

>>38284595
Wasn't Will Smith always black or am I misrembering

>>38284610
Nah he had that revirtligo back in the 80's just looked it up!

>>38284610
Oh wait that was men in black not the Matrix jeez I really need to get some sleep...

Goodnight sperg. I'm glad you arrived just as I left for the night so I don't have to put up with you.

>>38284664
blessed timezone

>>38284630
It's okay anon, Get some good rest and we'll meet again in the morning bro!

>>38284664
Goodnight bro! Although I don't appreciate the rest of your post.

мяу

>not English
>Coomer image
Be better. Extreme low quality.

Guys big chungus Keanu is here!

No... Chad stole Keanu's girl...

posting Chloe then

Keanu is one of us!!! I could totally see him using 4chan in this movie. Apparently he's a game developer and he made the first three matrix movies as games and now his studio wants to make a fourth one. He thinks thats fucking retarded and doesn't want to do it but his boss doesn't give him a choice. We learn that he tried to kill himself in the past and now he's forced to take these meds to stay sane. Then a music montage plays of this depressed 40 year old man being forced to listen to a bunch of retarded faggot zoomers talk which direction they should take the new matrix while just ignoring Keanu. Is this what we have to look forward to bros? Watching our creations get defiled by a bunch of ambitious douchebags looking to make a name for themselves while we just carry on living? I don't want to get old...

>>38284893
Oh that's great anon please tell us more how Chole plays an vital role to the story and themes of ci-
>Urm actually I just want to goon to censored coomer images of her
What a shock /s

Douchebag chad laughed at his wife trinity for saying she looked like the girl in Keanu's game. Lucky nice guy Keanu is there to pick up the pieces and raise her kids too!

>>38284974
Chill, it's just Chloe

>>38285015
I do find her rather cute, So I guess it's alright to post cute images of her

I fully understand why Keanu wants to blow his brains out now, He suffers from extreme delusions everyday with his game merging into his reality. I would have no idea what to do if I saw my boss turn into agent Smith and some black guy turn into Morpheus all while explosions and a gun fight go on. Poor poor Keanu... He has to keep taking his smiley meds :)

Maybe Ciconia would be more popular if Ryukishi actually promoted his fucking series.

>>38285106
Sounds awesome. I'll watch it tomorrow.

>>38285165
Based, So far it's pretty epic. I won't post any big spoilers here, if you're gonna watch it. I would say watch it on HBO max but it was leaving at midnight tonight so that's why I am watching it.

Maybe these threads would be less shit if Ryukishi actually released new material.

>>38285133
You will get Higurashi and Umineko and you will like it.
https://twitter.com/shingidan25/status/1484736831740465153

Guys I get it now, Matrix 4 is just the answer arc for the Matrix series. All it makes sense now

>>38285257
The only new umineko we're getting is that shit from Mei

>>38285275
What is so good about the new Matrix movies

>>38285300
The Matrix being a delusion sounds like a pretty cool twist.

where the fuck is phase 2

>>38285300
>>38285312
I have to be honest...this movie is pure fucking kino. I can see how some reddit plebian would hate this movie if they just take it at face value and refuse to think. I'm like an hour in and it's so fucking good. If you look beneath the surface and view the entire series with the boys of information they give us about Keanu's time in the "matrix" you'd see how it's all in his head as a form of extreme escapism. I'm out an hour in and I already have a theory explaining the entire series denying the fantasy aspect of it. There's even a scene where "matrix" Keanu is told that he doesn't look like Keanu in the "Matrix" but that is how you see yourself. To everyone else you just look like some random gray haired guy. Which if you were a magic fag you could chop it up to the machines doing this to keep in line after his "death" in matrix 3 but the strange thing is Trinity looks exactly the same in the matrix!! After giving us the hints about his delusions and his attempted suicide all those years that the entire series is just Keanu coping with his depression and each movie is a revaluation in his mindset. Italianon would love this movie for sure, I'll post my full theory after I watch the first three movies after this one

>>38285385
in your mind higu nigger

>>38285435
Higubros...

>>38285474
Cute canon couple

Damn Trinity has some big tits

wake up neo

I just realized the main villains of this movie are Keanu's douche boss who represents agent Smith and his therapist who wants him to take his meds. This is schizo kino to the mac

>>38285612
Kino, The sea of fragments are kinda like the matrix too

>>38285673
yeah beatrice is a tranny just like the wachowskis

>>38285694
Holy shit I thought you were just insulting the creators for making the films but no they are actual trannies. I don't know how I feel about this series anymore...

Alright just finished the movie, If my headcanon is correct then it's the purest of Kinos that either finally gives the balding cuck who sees himself as Keanu a happy ending or just gives him hope for a happy ending if they plan to make more. I won't spoil the ending of you haven't watched it yet, But in short this series was about a love and how one fool have up on it for the sake of others but in the end, After years of being jaded by the retards he gave up his love for, says fuck it and gets his "happy" ending and stops taking his pills. I must watch the originals next!

Yeah my theory pretty much just got confirmed with the after credits scene, Showing the retarded zoomers employees in the "matrix" talking about what else they should put in the new matrix game. Ending the movie in the "Matrix" which "contradicts" the ending. It really was all just a delusion all along

How old does a person have to be to not know matrix?

>>38285975

>>38285975
doll joints erotic

>>38284974
>tell us more how Chole
tell us more about*
You need more punctuation marks in your posts. Punctuation marks that are used correctly.

>>38285752
that series*

Ushiromiya Miyako

>>38285133
Promoting without actually releasing new phases timely would be pointless.

>>38286872
How long is phase 1?

>>38286872
There's the perspective that continuing a series when it's not popular and doesn't sell particularly well is also pointless

>>38286924
why was ryukishi so silly as to create an unpopular series

Higurashi fans: overweight, never shut up, attracted to children
Umineko fans: scrawny, antisocial, attracted to trannies
How accurate is that?

>>38286981
very

Higurashi fans: tall, strong, fit, attracted to children

>>38286947
I'm just saying that it's not difficult to lose motivation if you're putting out something people don't want all that much, besides a few nerds that will buy anything you put out. Doesn't help that in this case just churning out higurashi sequels works just as well if not better.

I don't think promoting it more without a second phase would hurt just that much. I didn't find out about Ciconia until late 2020, and that's only because of Gou.

>>38287127
I kind of feel bad for Ryukishi, but then I remember that he's richer than me.

>>38287144
That blog post I can't find where Ryuukishi was feeling like shit after putting out Tsumihoroboshi really fucking killed me. I think he's a lot less confident than he looks and he's willing to give his work to someone else thinking they'll do better somehow even when it isn't the case. People also have a lot of expectations from him when he probably just hates that shit.

>>38287268
Nips are a weird crowd.

>>38287268
https://0707toshokan.wordpress.com/2020/02/02/after-tsumihoroboshi/

>>38287395
do you think I can also claim things that don't have a source and have people believe them

>>38279795

>>38287395
Thanks

>>38287280
They're ruthless sometimes. But I don't think zeronana's weird. I think it's just people are generally afraid of looking bad and insecure, so you don't see this often.

Seriously, who even gives a fuck about Oryous past?

>>38287623
Don't you like the higurashi stories, anon? You are going to have many higurashi stories

>>38287518
You arms WILL become drills.

>>38287508
Why would the person make this up?

>>38287623
Kimiyoshi is the gay man on the cover. Don't you want to know about that?

>>38287677
For attention, in order to troll, she was bored, take your pick.

>>38287762
Ciconia's villain will be a furry, cementing the fact taht all wtc villains/antagonists must have some sort of degeneracy in them.

>>38287787
Takano is not a degen!

>>38287856
She offered to dress up as a cat and lick milk from a dish and who even knows what despicable whorish acts she pulled to slither her way up Tokyo's ranks. She is THE degenerate.

>>38282085
She's not white.

>>38287664
GOMEN NE ARISU

Most breedable club member in Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

>>38288286
Cute god.

>>38288729
what brand though

>>38288177
Smart rabbit

>>38288748
marlboros

>>38288748
Oh, that? It's laced with drugs.

>>38288863
Ew, I prefer Luckys, but they are kinda shit to. Rolling is so superior it ain't even funny.

rena wants you to tempt fate
she knows what your fate is
she wants you to disobey nature

>>38288882
too*

this is a face i love to hate and a neck i yearn to strangle

>>38288993
I also like killing

I'm tired of Higurashi and Umineko.

>>38289020
Why?

>>38289020
wtf muslim Rika

>>38289012
then you need to get strangled too

>>38289031
Would love to see you try.

>>38289043
i would be happy to try

>>38289027
Overexposure

>>38289029
niqa~

hey that means purity, used-goods anon, wink wink

>>38289053
I am too strong for you.

>>38289074
little boy

Sex with What the fuck were the chances of Rika's final world having Viertoko?

>>38289083
only if you promise to be gentle

>>38289096
Any Rika was bound to get her. So 100%.

Does it count as cheating if you rape your gf's clone?

>>38289096
When Hanyuu (?) said it was the golden fragment, she meant "auauauau golden hair in a fragment means certain torture and doom, Rika, you should not go into that fragment" but Rika only heard the "golden" "fragment" words.

>>38289145
>put your gloved hand into a woman's mouth slightly
>IT'S RAPE ITS RAPE YOU RAPED THE GIRL

>>38289173
It was merely hypothetical

>>38289191
rika should have gone in feet first

>>38289191
Akasaka's name backwards is...

>>38289173
well, sex between girls isn't real in the first place

>>38289215
red cliff

>>38289266
Cao cao PWNED forever

>>38289145
Don't worry, Kimiyoshi already gave her permission

>>38289295
kimiyoshi gave permission to erika

>>38289145
is this the official manga?

>>38289310
As official as Twilight of the Golden Witch manga

Am I official?

>>38289365
Do you wanna be official anon?

>>38289365
Did R07 wrote you and released in visual novel form? If not then no.

>>38289365
You are CONSOLE ARC

>>38289365
yes

>>38289173
It would be rape, but since they're lesbians it's not rape.

>>38289310
Yeah, the episode 5 manga adds a few panels showing Lambda attracted to Erika to go alongside all the "Erika is identical to Bern" lines that were rather common in episode 5, before the idea seemed to be silently pushed aside later on.

>>38289365
rena thinks you are

>>38289445
>before the idea seemed to be silently pushed aside later on.
i saw that as bern's active rejection of erika, since she wouldn't accept the idea that she herself could be a slacker, so obviously erika couldn't be like her

>>38289445
Yeah, the manga is shit and I hate it.

Day 190 of praying for RGD adaptation.

Day 2 of praying for RGD to be erased from the internet with no trace left.

>>38289529
It would be ok if it didn't have all these ridiculous faces. I don't hate them, but they make it hard to take the whole thing seriously. Although maybe that was the point....

Every 07th doujin gets suddenly dumped and translated

>>38289677
>all these ridiculous faces

I'm gonna draw a doujin

>>38289706
Make it a Satokei one

>>38289714
I don't like Satokei

>>38289699
That's thanks to ryukishi being shit at drawing, though, the ps3 sprites were perfect

Is there anything special about the episodes in the archive to explain the 1GB size for each of them?

>>38289771
No, they are shitty QTEC'd upscales, Higurashi was animated at 576p

>>38289739
How about Rika x Keiichi?

>>38289751
you mean these sprites?

>>38289699
That still looks much more tolerable than the manga.

>>38289798
Do you really love Keiichi so much?

>>38289821
idk, erika looks pretty nice in the frames that have been posted in this thread

>>38289814
Yes. She's just smug. Nothing wrong about that.

>>38289797
alright thanks

>>38289714
This.

>>38289837
I just like these two together, I'm not that other guy.

>>38289856
i want to fuck both of these characters

I want to fuck a /07/ with a smelly pecker while he cosplays as K1

So who is Bern in the VN?

Mion! Shion!
>Shion! Mion!
Mion! Shion!
>Shion! Mion!
LOOOOOVE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa02dnodb38

(Mion) me o akete goran himitsu shiru toki yo
riyuu aru hazu yo koko ni iru wake
(Shion) me o tojite goran uso wa mune no oku
jiyuu aru hazu yo koko ja nai basho ni
(Mion) futari wa kagami
(Shion) KOWARETA kagami
(Mion) omote to ura to
(Shion) senaka awase ne
(Mion) fushigi na sadame
(Shion) fukitsu na shirushi
(Both) naze futari umarete kita no ka na...
(Both) doushite daiji na koto kara ushinau no?
(Mion) kanashii koto bakari fuete iku you de
(Both) konna ni suki demo todokanai
(Shion) nayami no kazu bakari fuete iku mitai
(Mion) tsunoru omoi
(Shion) KUROSU shite'ru ne
(Both) BAASUDEI
(Mion) hohoende goran zenbu ukeirete
riyuu motomete mo munashiku naru dake
(Shion) hokoronda kizuna itsumo mayoi no mori
jiyuu motomete mo setsunaku naru dake
(Mion) futari wa kugutsu
(shion) KOWARETA kugutsu
(Mion) oni ni toraware
(Shion) ishi o ubaware
(Mion) onaji chi ga HORA
(Shion) nagarete'ru kara
(Both) sou futari kago no tori na no ne...
(Both) naze ka na daiji na koto kara kowashitai
(Mion) okashii kurai nakisakende goran yo
(Both) donna ni nite'te mo chigau kara
(Shion) kizutsukeau koto de tashikameau no ne
(Mion) tsunoru omoi
(Shion) hametsu maneku no
(Both) RASUTO DEI
(Both) daiji na koto kara kowashitai
donna ni nite'te mo chigau kara
(Mion & Shion) I want to destroy everything precious first
Even though we look the same we're still different
(Both) daiji na koto kara ushinau no?
(Mion) kanashii koto bakari fuete iku you de
(Both) konna ni suki demo todokanai
(Shion) nayami no kazu bakari fuete iku mitai
(Mion) tsunoru omoi
(Shion) KUROSU shite'ru ne
(Both) BAASUDEI
RASUTO DEI
BASUDEI

>>38289920
ikukos cat

>>38284411
I WANT THIS I NEED THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
WHERE CAN I GET THIS BUNNY RENA FIGURE ????????

>>38289935
If you say that really fast a couple o'times, it sounds like Ikuko scat.

>>38289920
Hanyuus evil side. Everyone who thinks shes Rika is retarded.

>>38289923
Is there a high res version of this pic?

>>38289920
Koshka

>>38289923
Why does Sion molest her sister?

Mion x Shion is the most retarded ship in all of WTC.

>>38289985
No, this is.

>>38289920
Rika that graduated St Lucia, became an OL cat lady and started a writing career
Gou/Sotsu is what happens when Satoko finds out that the above mentioned Rika wrote about uuoooohhhh'ing her across multiple timelines

>>38289981
because she's gorgeous

>>38289985
Bernkastel x Lambdadelta exists

Yesterday was Gertrude's birthday, no-one said happy birthday.

>>38290119
Gertrude has smaller breasts than Cornelia.

>>38289985
The most stupid and worst ship is Battler x Beatrice, period. This is objectively a fact.

>>38290024
And that is a good thing.

>>38290119
I forgot...

>>38290126
That's a cruel reason not to celebrate someone's birthday.

>>>/a/233298308
Weird how an anon that post filenames with underscores that also uses "pussy" as an insult a lot posts in the same thread as a person who sometimes confuses commas with fullstops.
Bunch of spammers inhabit these threads.

>>38290119
Paper receipts aren't birthed genius

>>38290181
are they birthed stupid?

>>38290149
Oh that's not why I didn't do it, I just wanted to share the information.

>>38290176
This is already known, the only people who pretend it isn't are those very same posters.

>>38290256
I always wonder why the mods never do anything about them, no matter how much anons report them.

>>38290176
That's the default danbooru filenames, newfag.

>>38290287
Hello, used goods anon. Everybody knows that, nobody said they aren't from danbooru. Your knee jerk reactions always betray your low intelligence.

>>38290139

>>38290319
I'm not your boogeyman, only a goat would deny Erika's purity.

>>38290352
It's a real pity that she's used goods, though.

>>38290352

Funny how you spawned and started using the exact same style as him when I called "him" out, then.
I wonder why you/he are/is like this. Like, what happened there? Childhood issues?

Mion had sex with a random man instead of K1 only to give birth to a future prostitute.

>>38290390
Are you okay?

>>38290433
Mhm.

>>38290424
Let's face it, K1 would not take Mion's skank even if she begged for it.

>>38290424
Mion x K1 is #1 ship since 2006, a manga spin-off no one's reading won't change that.

>>38289920
VN Rika gives birth to Higu Bern
Sotsugyou Rika is Umi Bern
Different kakera, different beings.

>>38290458
How boring I'm aiming for Satoko x Teppei

>>38290444
She could literally just lock him in a basement, restrain and rape him and K1 would not only forgive her but also apologise for making her do it.

>>38290424
My wife isn't a prostitute.

>>38290458
Don't you think you should take a break from posting?

>>38290488
Schizo, I literally haven't posted here since christmas.

>>38290488
Don't listen to him, keep posting Keimi chad

>>38290496
I am just saying this because I care, anon.

Is Keiko supposed to resemble Keiichi?

>>38290515
Yeah I don't intend to stay here for longer than necessary, but whenever I'm back I won't stop posting KeiMii.

>>38288177
>>38287664
>>38287518
Rare posts

>>38290424
She's not exactly a prostitute, she's just a girl that will be tricked by old men to have sex with them because of how retarded she is.

>>38290530
From TRT? Yes. They're the harbingers of friendship

What if ENORMOUS BEATO ate japan

>>38290624
That would make her a GIANT WHORE, she should only vore her loved one.

>>38290657
Oh, ok, good point. What if she was still ENORMOUS but only ate her loved one, then?
It would be a bit weird if she was extremely large, though. If she was, like, 500 feet, for example, it would be awkward for her to eat just one person.

>>38290657
She's already a whore.

>>38290675
Beato trying to vore Battler, but she keeps accidentally eating George, making Battler cry and call her a whore.

>>38290675
She just has to use her magic to revive or clone her lover and eat him over and over again!

>>38290731
They have made a deal in which Beato can't use magic in order to eat Battler, she has to use her body.

significance of keitaro's mom being a curry fanatic

>>38290725
Beato spits out a boner-having George who doesn't know that he was inside Shannon, crying next to battler

anyone got a nice reaction folder for umineko funnies zipped?

>>38290754
Yeah.

>>38290725
Beatrice isn’t powerful enough to consume George.

How would Chie react to being cucked by Satoko?

>>38287762
uwu Rosa! *boob snout* Uuuu! *wiggle tail* hehehe

>>38290767
Not even if she's 500ft tall? How large does she need to get, then?
>>38290775
How would Satoko even do that, would she eat all the curry in the supermarkets which happen to be near Hinamizawa?

>>38290775
Still not as angry as when someone fucks with curry.

I don't want to have children because my son would suck on MY wife's titties, those breasts belong to ME and ME ALONE

>>38290790
>How would Satoko even do that
Read Rei to find out

>>38290808
Haha.

>>38290766
can you share with me because making my own is tedious and has been long work

>>38290815
Did I hit too close to home?

>>38290818
No, because you thought that posting your captcha was funny

>>38290822
I am laughing because you said "read Rei".

>>38290441
>>38290837
>>38290790
Avatarfagging as a MTF, now that's pathetic

>>38290850
They are just reaction images, calm your moobs.

Beato is a biological female.

>>38290862
Your choice of reaction image is suspiciously consistent.

>>38290825
Not funny but it spelt words anon

>>38290887
Beato is a very endearing character, I can't help it.

>>38290863
..in his fanfiction only.

>>38290914
Yasu is a biological female.

>>38290390
Definitely childhood issues.

>>38290901
Why do Kinzo and Bernkastel share the same bed?

>>38290937
Kinzostel.
...Bernzo?

>>38290931
Nice samefag Beatrice self insert, are you that lonely? This kimd of desperate need for attention is not healthy.

>>38290937
Because child belly and chest erotic

How much do you think Ryukishi pays for all the music in every game? He has a lot of tracks, and they're all very good.

>>38290923
Unlikely given the way the body has developed.

>>38290963
Bern is an adult

Have we gotten any news on the new higurashi anime project so far at all? A website, or something on twitter?
I can't even remember if they announced whether it'll follow up on Sotsu or not.

>>38290965
That is explained by her mangled genitals.

>>38290962
Are you the one who spammed that /a/ thread, because that's who I was talking about.

>>38290982
I can attest to that, I am married to her, after all.

>>38290995
There is no other Higurashi anime

>>38290962
self-insert*
You probably wanted to type "self-inserter" although the proper term is "anon who projects himself into Beatrice". The author self-inserts, the audience projects itself.

>>38291040
It was announced though.

>>38290998
It isn't, because the vagina isn't the hormone production center for females. That takes place deeper inside the body in the ovaries. And for the ovaries to be damaged to that extent, Yasu would've taken much more severe damage to their abdomen than would what be required to cut off someone's penis and testicles. You would be expecting things like very bad leg injuries and problems with the digestive system.

>>38290995
Nope. The next event marketed by the anime staff is the Watanagashi festival in June. It was also the one marketed in the teaser that aired right after the final episode, so I guess we're only getting something there.

I CLICK

>>38291013
I only joined the fun after it was linked here

>>38291048
No it wasn't

>>38291087
yes it was

>>38291090
Show me an anime announcement right now.

>>38291097
I refuse.

au au ...i guess

>>38291097
I was asking for one in the first place, I'm not >>38291090

>>38291114
yes you are

>>38291045
At least you self insert as a woman now.

Poor Reekah

>>38291238
I don't, since I haven't written anything with a female character, neither do I project myself into any female characters, which is probably what your moronic ESL ass meant.

>>38291264
Shouldn't it be the other way round?

>>38291269
You are not Beato, sissy boy.

I will kill anyone for Hanyuu

>>38291286
You are the only one who thinks that I want to be Beato, my ESL mentally ill friend.

>>38291298
You unquestionably think that too and, do I have to remind you, transsexuality is a mental illness.

>>38291314
think that, too, and do I have to remind you that*
Thank God I don't have it, then.

>>38291288
ΒΙG Hanyuu would kill everyone.

>>38291336
>think that, too
What an ESL-worthy use of commas.
I know you see yourself as Beatrice, but you don't have to imitate her English too.

>>38291382
I feel a bit sad for you, since you keep imagining other fat men as Beato.
An ESL who can't use proper syntax thinks that proper usage of syntax is ESL-worthy? I think you just need to pay attention to your classes, instead of bitching at me here, anon, it would really help you out.
Do you know how demonstrative pronouns work? Some anons have trouble with them.

>>38291069
I BEAT

>>38291417
Oh no, you posted something that happened to the character....what am I going to do now?
Oh, that's right. I am gonna CLICK.

>>38291428
I love OG Ange sprite so much

>>38291280
Read the Minagoroshi VN. Watching Satoko do stuff is how Rika spends most of her free time.

Although it was a plot point in Gou that Rika was obsessed with Satoko too when she started looping (her refusals or annoyance at letting her go) they did a very bad job showing it outside of that specific context.

>>38291410
Beato is Beato; I would be delusional if I imagined another person as Beato, like a certain fat sissy boy here who just admitted to being a teenager does.

>>38291479
Gou story had a chance to be good if R07 didn't forget how to write.

>>>/bant/14337246
Rika-chan...

>>38291491
> like a certain fat sissy boy here who just admitted to being a teenager does
like a certain fat sissy boy (who just admitted to being a teenager) does here*
It's good that you talk to more people, anon, I say it's good to try and make friends. But you should really avoid fat sissy teens like the other anon you've been talking with, I can't imagine the conversation would be that engaging.
Weird of him to admit that he's a teen, that's illegal. Are you sure you aren't being delusional, again?

>>38291109
Au au, Satoko. You should push your parents off a cliff so that you can move in with Rika and I can watch you sleep.

>>38291594
>like a certain fat sissy boy (who just admitted to being a teenager) does here*
Another useless correction, as expected of the fat ESL boy. Teach is calling you back to class, kid, don't leave her waiting.
>like the other anon you've been talking with
Oh my, a dangling preposition? Teach is not going to like this.

>>38290790
>Not even if she's 500ft tall? How large does she need to get, then?
Not even the Creator Witches can comprehend the nature of George’s incomprehensible girth. It defies both physics and magic.
No matter how large Beatrice becomes, she could never consume George.

Are these what seshat's would look like?
https://litter.catbox.moe/y441d7.webm

>>38291668
>Another useless correction
No correction is useless, ESL anarchist teenager.
Dangling prepositions aren't grammatically wrong.
By trying to call my corrections "useless", you incorrectly corrected something that wasn't incorrect.
There is a saying in Manchester which goes like "the happy harlot can't conceal herself, no matter how hard she tries", meaning that when the nature of something is so obvious, it can't be hidden.
Replace the "whore" with "retarded ESL" and that's you.
Nice "no u" again, you seem to be incapable of thinking.

>>38291381
The world is not ready to witness such glory

>>38291776
What if she was gigantic but still invinsible

>>38291785
Hanyuus big invisible eyes peeking through your window.

>>38291809
Hanyuu is a sicko

>>38290126
depends on the version
though I supposed since there's no version where she's bigger then her average is still lower.

>>38291809
Hanyuu putting her foot on my window, causing my house to begin to smell like a damp thick sock as I begin to lose my shit

Owned hard.

>>38291750
Now, no u-ing someone and preemptively accusing them of doing exactly that is what I expected of a fat ESL boy "taking classes."
"Like a certain fat sissy boy who just admitted to being a teenager does here" doesn't require a comma as the sentence is more natural-soundimg without a pause. Meanwhile dangling prepositions, despite being grammatically acceptable, are widely considered poor form.
See you in September, son.

No Uu-Uu ing someone

>>38291908

>>38291915

>>38291869
They are considered bad form, but they aren't grammatically wrong, which is the point. You didn't know that, of course, since you are ESL and you can only "no u" eternally, because you aren't intelligent.
It does require a comma, otherwise your sentence is unnatural and wrong.
But at least you kept one of my corrections in your pathetic attempts at arguing with me (more like, flailing randomly) and put "here" where it was supposed to be put.
it's always fun exposing you, because you really do seem like you think you're intelligent when you don't even know the basics.
An anon feels bored? He can just talk to you for a couple of hours and you never fail to entertain with your "no u"s and broken language, it's like watching a sitcom after arriving home from work. Well, more like a "shitcom", since your brain is full of shit, but I digress.

>>38291926

>>38291926

>>38291946

Doing this to Satoko as a 30 year old man

>>38291973
Instead of Asumu not being Battlers biological mother Rudolf should've been not his real father so we could ship him with any of the aunts.

>>38292010
more shipping would make umineko even better

>>38291946
>>38291953

>>38292010
But then he wouldn't be a Ushiromiya, which would've been shit.

>>38291931
>You didn't know that, of course
How embarrassing; you accuse me of not knowing something I just personally taught you. This is not just disregard of grammar, but of basic logic itself.
>and put "here" where it was supposed to be put.
At this point you are just praising my correct grammar while putting on a smug grin.

Still seeing you break down into such a mess is quite amusing, albeit a bit sad.

>>38292010
but then they wouldn't be his aunts

Would you become a 34 if you had the opportunity?

>>38292045
Sounds like hell

>>38292045
Do I have flesh factory PTSD?

>>38292045
Old man cock doesn't sound that tasty to be honest.

>>38292045
recycling dumb researchers and witches into more satokos

>>38292045
That said, I would love to have sex with every 34

>>38292045
Only the Illuminati secretary

>>38292123
they mog all the meepers thats for sure

>>38291931
Don't forget the "haha I win you loose" at the last word in to reassure himself

>>38292290
Thirty minutes and that's all you can say, sissy ESL kid?

>>38292306
maybe take your own derangement syndrome medicine bro

>>38292326
Maybe*
medicine, bro.*

So. Anon is no longer human.
He has become a witch.

well I guess that's all he's got

Someone here is malding. Extreme shame perhaps?

>>38292298
Irrumanyuu paizuri

>>38292420
ironSIDES

>>38292448
Is this what all e-sluts will look like in the future?

>>38292548
hopefully, but they can't all be as endowed and talented as her

>>38292677
Gohda would never do this willingly.

Gohda is the witch's sex toy.

This thread is alright I guess.

>>38292783
Yeah, I suppose, but there's one thing thread quality will never change...

>>38292788
That I love my wife Lambda.

>>38292723
lambda is a cake, goha is strong against pastries

piss girl

>>38292820
I see. Does he also hold special power over Rosa?

>>38292830
it only works with actual food and not older women

>>38292842
Reasonable.

>>38292845
he had that sexual harassment scandal and is not a terribly manly person so i think it's safe to say gohda is not very attractive to women

>>38289060
Thank you for using my joke

>>38292827
I wish Lingji would force Momotake to rape this bitch already so she'd stop being a smug cunt

>>38286233
Fake news, Dlanor has always been made out of flesh. She is not a doll!

>>38286363
>>38286371
I don't care. Bitch.

>>38286873
Did the artist really feel the need to draw a side boob shot? It could've been just as cute to leave it a head shot only

>>38287623
This, I don't want my MC to be a girl! How the fuck am I supposed to self insert now?

Oh boy, I wonder if my 8 hour old post will get a reply! I can't wait for this new, stunning insight into already finished discussion!

>>38289365
Yeah officially gay lol

>>38289714
This, But take out the sex stuff and just add bunch of cute sol stuff

>>38289771
Why are you watching the anime? This is a place to discuss the VN which is why moot made this place newf/a/g this is not your epic secret hideout go back to /a/.

>>38290335
That's how my cousin Earl died

>>38290424
HAHAHAHHAHA VICTORY TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD SATOKEI BROS!

>>38290895
This is a reddit meme. /a/ tier post. Do better, Be better.

>>38291069
Bruh instead of clicking how about you get some bitches to click their phone number to you? LMAO

>>38291738
Seshat isn't black so pink

>>38291750
>There is a saying in Manchester
Lol your British, Go get beheaded by Abdul.

>>38293049
Also there's*
Dont ever correct my posts again when I go to bed subhuman coward bongaloid.

>>38292045
Why would you want to be a girl? Girls are just the sidekick to the main characters of life, Men.

>>38292783
That tends to happen when I save it in the beginning. This power...

>>38293072
Might be because I've made a habit of hiding your posts as soon as I realize they're yours.

What's going to happen to Ange?