/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get a car you fucking loser.

She was raped and impregnated shortly after you left

Fuck the hobo, kill the girl, marry the subway train

Who cares if you liked her not, just rescue her ass for some expensive cups and saucers.

Then you can drink tea like the pros on TV do.

Alas.

You wouldn't have made a very good Densha Otoko anyway and you know it, Anon.

You probably would have got shanked with a hobo knife if you had intervened. You did the right thing, anon.

So you just left her without saying anything to the hobo? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>3827803

So many butthurt hikkis.

>>3827770
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>>3827774
Wow, so you left her? This has to be one of the biggest IRL moment failures I've ever seen on /jp/. You really could have gotten that girl.

Of all girls, catholic girls are the most curious about sex since they have to compress it most of their lives.

I'm sure she was fine.

>>3827819

She was underage, bro.

>>3827811
But in this case, there was no "internet". There is a big difference, young one.

>>3827819
I think you mean repress, or suppress.

What board am I on again?...

Whatever happened to chivalry OP? What a terrible world we live in.

>>3827831

...except you're the white knight, not me. Silly anon.

So many normal fags in this thread...

>>3827843
Women killed it.

>>3827841
.....what

>>3827839

It's time /jp/ diversified from Touhou and VNs. There are only so many 'which touhou is your favourite' threads we can have.

>>3827849
Ah, yes, it's "sexist" now isn't it? I forgot. My second statement still stands however.

>>3827857
I don't think anyone's going to argue that. Women did indeed kill chivalry, though.

>>3827774
You aren't a white knight, real white knights ride on horseback and don't take the subway.

>>3827830
I don't see the problem.

>>3827843
It's dead in all but a few. I blame feminists.

This thread and its OP in particular should serve as a textbook example of what /jp/ becomes when it's not "all Touhou and VNs" to all the whiners on this board.

>>3827872
...Interesting?

>>3827872
I really, really want to read that textbook.

>>3827879

No, it turns into the retarded son of /b/ and /r9k/.

>>3827881
It'd probably be less of a textbook and more of a magazine. With the pages stuck together.

>>3827772
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>>3827889
You mean the intelligent older brother. I've visited both /b/ and /r9k/ at least once, and this is far more intelligent than either. Though that's not saying very much.

I don't believe you went to the gym today, enjoy your lack of muscle.

>>3827868

The problem is, if I had a 16 year old sister, I sure as fuck wouldn't want her dating a 23 year old.

>>3827830
>She was underage, bro.
That makes it even worse that you left. You left a little girl to defend herself against a delinquent? This has nothing to do with White Knighting, this is just basic morals.

If it was me I would have Dark Knighted the guy. And by that I mean, leave the train, put on my Batman costume and start punching the guy while asking him to tell me where Harvey Dent was.

>>3827868
I think it's more social alienation than feminism. Also the modern concept of chivalry is inherently sexist. The irony is, by women trying to escape a submissive gender role, they end up going it more alone while drunk hobos continue to harrass them on trains (as well as men in every other part of society in all places) and plus now they have to take it while working and going to night school. The world sucks.

>>3827956
The modern concept of chivalry is not inherently sexist. Modern women, however, are.

>>3827941
I don't believe you have a Batman costume or a hobo.
Enjoy your ideals.

Is carrying a pistol with you and waving it around in situations like these a good idea? You know, so when this happens to me, I won't be attacked by the hobo or he'll at least be way more reluctant to do anything if I intervene?

>>3827921

My arms say different.

>>3827971
Get out, /fit/fag.

>>3827971
Okay, and now this thread just went from /b/-lite to /b/ EX.

>>3827813

>>3827971
This isn't /r9k/ or whatever the hell this goes under.

>>3828004

How else would you like me to prove it, then? Post my workout routine, reps, load, etc?

>>3828008
We'd like you to not prove it. You're posting anonymously, remember?

>>3828014

Yeah. I didn't post my face, or use a tripcode. How much more anonymous can it get?

For one, the way someone looks has nothing to do with their actual strength. There are workouts specifically made easily to 'look' tough while there are ones made to actually become stronger. Being 'cut' and 'ripped' most likely means you were doing the latter.

This isn't /jp/ related, and you aren't arc, so go away.

>>3827971
Good god, we have camwhores in /jp/ now? What's next? MSN threads? Hook up threads?

Reported for /r9k/ faggotry.

>>3827774

Densha Otoko?

Nice story bro.

>>3828054

>>3828024
>There are workouts specifically made easily to 'look' tough while there are ones made to actually become stronger. Being 'cut' and 'ripped' most likely means you were doing the latter.
>latter
Look up latter and former, please.

>>3828071
The problem was more that I forgot what order I wrote them in rather than getting the terms mixed up. I'm not sure if that's better or worse though.

>>3828024

It's the people who have never worked out that say this.