/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In after or before "shiver me ballsack".

Also anyone remember vacuum penis spider?

>>3827530
Stop pretending to have been here for more than ten days, you >implying faggot.
I bet you read that on a meme repository or something.

I'd let her me ballsack

Personally I expected the shaved scrotum copypasta.

In any case, have a repost.

>>3827541
Go cry somewhere else Jones. You're nothing but a whiny faggot.

Sorry... but there's nothing left to shave down there...

Try again next Wednesday.

>>3827541
Days don't mean so much after you discover 4chan, they just sorta fade away.

>>3827530
I unfortunately haven't managed to forget that one...

>>3827586
He does have a point, though.s

>>3827586
Forgot your baww.jpg, did you?

Stupid sexy Suigintou.

>>3827628
>>3827577
dat back

>>3827624
Forgot your tissue to wipe away those tears.

Bawww

>>3827714
Have you read yours today?

All hail!

Have you drank your Yakult today?

>>3827765
I'd let gin drink my yakult, if you know what I mean...

i picked Suigin as my name because my scrotum is perfectly shaved

Ooh, Gin-chan thread is still up.

Junk is still god tier.

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

>>3828573
I love this pasta

RM made way for many legendary copypasta back in the day...

“Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?” she purred.
“No thank you,” I said. “I’m rather tired. You should retire to your box.”
“But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn’t like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama’s bed-desu!”
“Not tonight. You’ll do as you’re told.”
“Why doesn’t master-sama have real girls in his bed?”
“What?!”
“Is master-sama’s penis too small for real girls?”
“Why aren’t you saying desu?”
“Does he have to use dolls instead?”
“SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!”
“Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once.”
“DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!”
“It was too small even for dolls.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT SUISEISEKI!”
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll’s wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I’d be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there’d be nowhere in the world I couldn’t go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck’s sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

>>3828598
>>3828592
>>3828573
Oh god, someone post the poop monster one!

>>3828651
this

>>3828651

I've after that one for years. But seems like it's out of google's reach forever.

>>3828651

Suigintou, best doll.

>>3828678
>Suigintou

Don't you mean Alice?

>>3828681
This isn't a Shinku thread

>>The influx of Rozen Maiden threads on EVERY BOARD I VISIT

>>3828698
Shinku? ALICE?

Surely you jest.

>>3828698
That's right, it's a better character thread.

>>3828698
exactly

>>3828674
Alright, I got a boner.

SEXY!!!!!!!

Whatever happened to the manga? Still runinng?

Where the fuck is season 3 for fucks sake.

>season 3

/jp/ - Japan/General (+ Rozen Maiden)

Anim00ted.

Even after all these years, Suigintou is still number one.

Damn shes so cute.

God tier damaged goods.

I was fully expecting Pygmalion end, but got the shitty sort of deus ex machina brought on by NEET+Shirou protagonist's stupid intervention instead, followed by THEIR JOURNEY CONTINUES.

How could you do this to me, Japan?

Well, at least you gave us Overture for more delicious Suigintou. Masterstroke move.

>>3829766