/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38257922
Perhaps the yeti should put on a sweater.

I wish for more HellWan content. Can’t get enough of them. Love them.

>>38258031
They're probably one of the girls with the most content. Stop being greedy. I just more lizard girl content.

>>38257922
There is a snowstorm outside and I'm going to go walk in it. What will I encounter in the low visibility?

>>38258031
Can't get enough of them

>>38258139
>disgusting vtumors
Don't be like that, anon. There's no need to fight.

>>38258402
>What will I encounter in the low visibility?
Nothing. Maybe a mugger if you're unlucky, but monstergirls aren't real and it hurts.

>>38258426
>last thread actually hit image limit
>wastes space on a cosplay thot

>>38258444
>thot
I hope so but I doubt it.

>>38258426
I'm more of a Botan guy personally but Lui is very cute

i cant believe I fell in love with a Ruskie fanmade MG profile, if it follows MGE canon and it isnt one of those "prefers strong men" types, she is easy top #5 for me and would marry her in an instant.

>>38258031

I cant believe I fell in love with a Ruskie fanmade MG profile, if it follows MGE canon and it isnt one of those "prefers strong men" types, she is easy top #5 for me and would marry her in an instant.

>>38258502

Anoon.

>>38258502
>>38258517
Is it time to be like the ancient Egyptians and master the art of crocodile sexual congress with the crocodile?

>>38258502

>>38258397
But Anon.

There will never be enough. HellWans are da best.

Also lizards are gud too.

>>38258502

KC needs to canonize this girl immediately and just tweak whatever parts of her profile don't suit MGE but otherwise leave it as it is. Oh, and make her dark skinned.

>>38258531
Yeeeeees?

>>38258625
No you dumb bitch. I'm not going to lick, slurp or drink purposely spilt liquids on your abs or breasts.

Must...resist....urge to.....breed...raijus

Business Yeti wants to sell you numerous daily hugs for the low low cost of one wedding ring!

>>38258426
>>38258462
>>38258467
vtumor scum like you belongs on the cross

Will you make a deal with a sea witch?

>>38259036
no, never make magical contracts its just common sense

>>38259036
Can i make a marriage deal with her?

Stop Russia, you are going too far.

>>38257940
I sweat a lot, will that do?

>inb4 Akanamis surround my ass (literally)

>>38259036
Is it a book deal?

>>38259093
Siberian Hellhound?

A

Your bodyguard is here

>>38259210
I didn't ask for one though. I'm not even important.

Boobs
Breasts
Tits
Milk
Lactating
Sucking on them
Calling her mom

>>38259210
What's she gonna protect me from anyhow? Thots?

>>38259359
Yourself

I don't have a monster tiddy stuffed deep into my throat, and other in my hand.
However I have monster tiddy hidden deep within my heart.

>>38259424
this isn't appropriate work attire...

Welsh Tiger

>>38259477
Dont get distracted by the titties, anon, you're better than this

>>38259507
But what if big spider titties are what I"m really into?

>>38259507
too late, I've given myself into monster titties. They shall set me free.

>>38259399
Gonna be really boring being my bodyguard seeing how I'm just at home most of the time these days.

>>38259463
thats not healthy anon
that could cause you to have a heart attack

>>38259530
Then this attire is exactly what your boss should be wearing

Idgaf about WW3. My options are:
>survive and continue to write code for some jew in germany
>die and go to heaven, where there's Monster Girls
>die and get isekaid to MGE world, where there's Monster Girls
>die and go nowhere, but I won't care since there won't be me anymore
>>38259685
I can only follow my heart brother. There's no other way for me. And my heart says "fit that whole monster boob into your fucking mouth".

>>38259284
You don't have to tell me twice!
>hey anon, mommy's shoulders are really stiff, mind giving me a massage?
>thanks honey, that felt amazing. Oh! I see something else stiff that could use a good "massage" too.

>>38259741
anon no
the tiddy is too big it wont fit

>>38259530

>>38259767
You... give up a few things chasing a dream.
Like integrity of your jaw

>>38259796
Nothing a little bit of demonic energy wont fix.

>>38259741
>>38259796
>>38259813
>"Babe, I'm gonna fit your whole boob in my mouth!"
>"psh, anon, you're silly, that'll never happen!"
>deed down she thinks it's kinda hot, starts wanting a man who can "devour her"
>a month and whole bunch of demonic energy later and anon can open his mouth twice it's original size

>>38257940
Perhaps the Yeti should pull her sweater over my head, forcing me into a hug and burying my face in her enormous, pillowy snuggle lumps

Is this Blessed or Cursed? "Blurssed?"

I wonder how undead monster girls view suicide.
Do they view it as something terrible that must be prevented at all cost?
Do they just see if as a cry for help and revive them and give them all the love in undead that they didn't get in life?
Do they just get mildly annoyed that they now have to drag their ass back to a lich to get revived instead of just letting them fuck you while you're alive?
Do liches keep a log of how people killed themselves for no other reason than "it's a interesting statistic"?

good afternoon I love Jinkos

>>38257922
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus

Dona nobis perpetua bona (2x)

Dona nobis perpetua bona

>>38259910
you have good taste, large Mollies are awesome.
>>38259857
At least I hope to stop there. Once I can comfortably fit all titty in my mouth I'll be content and at peace.
But think of those, who won't stop untill they can fit both. What froglike abomination will they resemble once they're done?

>>38259963
At a certain point it's easier to just marry a fairy.

>>38259952
Based

Want a blowjob but too afraid to talk to a girl?
Rub peanut butter onto your dick at the beach or pool, guaranteed a dog girl will come over and lick it off. Though be sure that there's a dog girl nearby and that she's single. Otherwise, you'll just look like a fool

>>38260146
So it doesn't work on non-canine monster girls? It should still work if there's a Ratatoskr observing you.

>>38260206
I mean I don’t advise entering the sea right after. Won’t be funny if a mermaid pulls down your trunks underwater to coerce you into marriage.

>>38260206
It's 100% guaranteed with canine girls.
It may work with ratas or other girls, but it's not guaranteed. I'm just saying, with canine girls, it's guaranteed. With kobolds and cu siths, no sooner do you whip out the peanut butter jar, she'll be over there next to you. You may not even need to put it on your wiener! But I strongly advise you do if you're wanting the blowjob.

Also consider putting on other parts of your body too, like your lips, fingers, tongue, nose, and even butthole if you're into that kinda stuff.

>>38260146
>Want a blowjob but too afraid to talk to a girl?
I'm just gonna go to that Kej prostitute.
It's really strange, I've never seen her with any other clients and she always seem to have time for me.

>>38260618
>>38260146
>imagine not getting paid for a blowjob

>>38260146
or you know, you could go to the local pound and pet all the dog girls looking for a home there.

>>38260146
i don't wanna blowjob, I just want some milk

>>38258397
I want a Kroxigor girl to break a tree with my pelvis.

>>38260146
Change dog for cow and peanut butter for anyting salty

>>38260146
>apply peanut butter to the dick and balls to attract a kobold
>instead a giant Hellwan runs at full speed at you
>pushing and throwing all bystanders high into air
>she tackles you to the ground, and holds you by your throat
>slurps your dick and balls whole into her mouth
>it only takes 20 seconds but you cum 3 times
>she spits your thing out with a loud "plop"
>it's perfectly clean, no sight of peanut butter or cum
>she drags you by your leg into her flat
>handcuffs you to her bed
>opens a closet
>filled to the brim with jars of peanut butter
do you feel like a hero yet?

>Y-Yeah I’m a human adult. M-My age? Humans are considered adults before 200 years so that doesn’t matter! Forget the fact I cum super fast to monster pussy and can’t control my urge to lick abs. And just because I can only use super basic magic even monster girl teenagers can do better doesn’t mean anything!
Do human boys really?

>>38260735
Please come up with something new. This meme is not funny anymore, and not funny again yet.

>>38260735
That's not a human boy, that's just 3 lolis in a trenchcoat!

>>38260770
>hags and lolis catfishing each other

>>38260768
>t. less than 300 years old

>>38259857
anon can now unhinge his jaw like a fucking snake

>>38259891
are you ok?

>>38260731
i'll at least have a smile on my face as i pass out

>>38260146
>Oh Master!
>You've seem to have gotten peanut butter on your face and genitals again!
>Now Master, what did I tell you about cooking in the kitchen?
>Don't cook without clothes on!
>You're hopeless, Master...
>No no, stop, I'll clean it up off you. Just sit down.

One thorough and extensive face-licking and blowjob latter...
>I know you're trying to help out, Master.
>But I can't let you cook if you can't properly handle a butter knife with peanut butter on it.
>Until you can learn to properly make a PB&J sandwich, you're not allowed to cook anything else
>So practice a lot okay? I want to see you improve and do good!
>Don't worry, I'll be here to clean you up if you get messy again!

>>38260846
haha clueless Kiki doesn't realize I only do that to get a blowie and kisses.

>>38260918
She knows.
She loves doing it. She loves peanut butter.
She just plays along to not seem so eager.

>>38260846
Play dumb until she clearly says she wants to give me a blowjob. That's how maids are bullied.

>>38260146
>Want a blowjob
Only if the girl has sharp teeth

>>38260965
Bullying your meido would be "learning" how to not get yourself all messy with peanut butter, and then telling her that now she never has to clean you off ever again.

>>38260807
I'm fine, I just had a random though that a Wight being slightly annoyed at anon for killing himself. Like, they're undead and they all know that they can bring them back to life so dying seems like nothing more than a minor inconveniences.
I dono, maybe it's too heavy of a subject to even bring up, even as a joke.

>>38261029
And yet you randomly get messy again. Meido insists about cleaning you but you say you will just take a shower. Meido insists but you tell her to be clear about what she really wants. Repeat until maid spills her spaguetti clearly saying she wants to clean you with her tongue. It honestly scares me how much into maid bullying I am.

>>38261044
was just checking.
never thought about it like that, so i guess so? like if death isnt permanent then it kind of loses its impact, especially if you have the power to reanimate a cropse at the snap of your fingers

whos the biggest jobber?

>>38261124
Jobberwock of course.

>>38260846
I’m not a fan of food play IRL but somehow, with monstergirls, it’s ok in my book.

>>38261029
>Bullying your meido
Making her watch as you do the chores yourself

>>38261218
Steal her apron and use it for maximum bullying.

>>38261218
>tie her up and gag her mouth
>watch her go insane when you mix the whites and colors in your laundry
>she starts gnawing at the gag when you begin using the oven brush to clean the toilet

>>38260846
>Serve as a naked plate for your kikimora maid.
>She makes sure to lick every bit of food off of you until you're completely clean, even licking the skin that had nothing on it.
>Steadily makes her way downwards.
>Slowly savors your dick, making sure you're as clean as a whistle before you cum in your mouth.

>>38261250
That's how you make your kik go feral

>>38257922

>>38261247
>steal her apron and use it to jerk off into

>>38261261
Jokes on you, my maid was a feral Kiki I picked up on the streets.

>>38257922
Somethings wrong with my fairy guys…

>>38261302
condoms and foxes don't really go well together

>>38261305
>implying she wasn't planted there deliberately by the kiki shadow government
I'm no conspiracy theorist but

>>38257922

>>38261369
>greenworm and breadstick massscare
>not genocide

>>38261368
If the waifu is that thirsty why not just impregnate her?

>>38261409
>kiki shadow government
fuck those slav mobster kikis

I'm hoping my human sister gets monsterized one of these days so we can elope

>>38261520
that's kinda weird anon

>>38261409
>kiki shadow government
Isn't that just maid central? People think they own the world but they just own your immediate government seat of power.

>>38261516
what is this

>>38261508
>want to go against Kiki mob
>catch their leader alone in a dark alley
>suddenly a 8ft tall bald mob with a realmsilver baseball bat appears
<do we have a problem kurva?
>he doesn't look like a baseball enthusiast
>wake up in your own house
>see a kiki doing chores in your kitchen
can't win against them

>>38260846
>You expected peanut butter? Too bad!
>It was me, Shog!

>>38261608
Don't bully Kikimoras. Behind each of them is her thumbman looking brother who learned all his common courtesy and compassion in CS:GO matchmaking.

>>38261608
>imagine being so dumb to start at the top and not try to weaken it from the bottom
Its like you want to lose. Also I would just grab her and run off to fuck her hard

>>38261611
Shog making this kind of face is scary, but also extremely cute.

>>38261611
Kiki and shog must not fight

Maido together strong

>>38261608
there is a way. marriage to the leader

>>38261630
>Don't bully Kikimoras. Behind each of them is
another kiki

>>38257922

how to sex kiki? how to flirt with kiki? How to get Kiki wetnurse?

>>38261732
hire her?

>>38261760
but I aint got the money.... Can I pay in cum?

>>38261768
use pencil shavings as legal tender

>>38261731
The fuck is this.

>>38261778
Thrasir from Fire Emblem.

>>38261778
She is Skeleton Jelly.

Be honest, would you be heartbroken if a cu sith or cait sith was the only girl interested in you and none else?
Or would you just accept her and learn to love her?

>>38261927
I'm not going to reject unconditional love of a monster girl just because of furfags on the internet, in real life I wouldn't mind them.

>>38261927
If my girlfriend has to wear a paper bag on her head at all times, then the relationship isn't going to work out.

>>38261927
They are very cute and would be pleasant to pet. There are much worse girls like parasite slime.
>monster girls are real and the one who is literally perfect for you is a regular human woman but with slime worms inside her.
It is the same for succubi too but at least they are somewhat monsterlike.

>>38261927
I'd still rather them than any of the parasite ones so it could be worse.

>>38261599
Wrassling but with monstergirls

>>38261927
Cat Shith - hard nope
Cu Sith - I've grown up around dogs all my life, trusted my life to EDDs in Afghan, but sorry, I wouldn't ever fuck one
>Break it to her gently, maybe go out and play throw the stick a bit, then over a big meat dinner suggest it would be fun if we went hunting together
>Spend winter outdoors hunting for an Ice-Queen
Cu's make good hunting doggo buddies

>>38262018
>Cu's make good hunting doggo buddies
The profile entry says this is how it starts. Enjoy your dog wife, you should have listened to the order while you had the chance.

>>38262099

>>38262099
The rare Greenyip! What a marvelous and elusive creature!

Primates have specifically evolved to be on their guard against snakes even more than other predators. Also there is a theory some snakes evolved the ability to spit venom as a weapon against early hominids in order to compete with their ability to throw objects. Which means that (you) quite literally evolved to fuck snakes

>>38262099
>>38262120
now show me rainbowyip or blueyips

>>38262139
Is pinkyip okay

>>38262125
Very good camouflage.
>>38262139
>rainbowyip
RGB gamer Bunyips are even more shy and autistic.

>>38262167
ok but some more, bunyipman

I love you, Monstergirl Thread!

>>38262175
does she use the gamer word?

>>38262099
>>38262120
>>38262167
Going to need jabberwocks like this.

>>38262203
I love you too Mikan

>>38262018
Sorry to tell you this, but once you're in a close and intimate relationship with a cu sith, it's only a matter of time before you become husband and wife and eventually parents to a few young

>>38262131
but they also evolved too

>>38262203
What was the name of this VN again? I remember seeing it well over a decade ago but never had the courage to actually try it, until I discovered monster girls that is.

>>38262268
Yeah, to fuck you.

>>38262131
what does this information mean for lamias?

>>38262282
It means that they have a place in history as the hot antagonist boss woman you want to sex

>>38262131
>tfw ywn see a kakuen and a lamia makeout with each other

>>38262203
Cute doggo

Stop thinking and just breed monster girls

>>38262280
Great enemies to lovers situation. It's a shame snakes stopped evolving or we could taboo hatefuck.

>>38262300
>Lamia and kakuen friend decide they need to a get a bf together before they're khv forever
>Figure that they'll show anon how hot they are
>Start making out in front of him
>Neither of them know how to kiss and are mostly mashing their faces together while looking at him
>They look even more uncomfortable than he does

>>38262326
I am but I can only get the girls so pregnant.
The jinko is also starting to complain about back pain from her breasts.

>>38262340
>tfw you need to show them how to kiss
At least it will be real hot&heavy

>>38262344
Back pain is a myth made up by the ((breast reduction)) industry. It's actually caused by our soft modern sedentary lifestyles. Healthy women with big tits don't have back pain
>t. mamano dairy advocacy coalition

>>38262340
Oh, they must be lesbians. I'll just leave, obviously they're not interested in a man.

>>38262340
They should play into their strengths and rub each other off while swaying hypnotically instead.

>>38262061
No, there's cunning plan, I "accidentally spill" the peanut butter on the frozen ice-hole to get it warmed up for me.
>yeah, I might owe her one for that, but by then Icey is my No1 waufu

>>38262280
>>38262298
>>38262330
>no other monster has such a deeply ingrained relationship with humanity
>they like to bring up this fact a lot with other monsters

>>38262330
>It's a shame snakes stopped evolving
Oh no, Sensei is foaming at the mouth.

>>38262131
are you implying humans are literally build for big snake tail?

>>38262377
You say that but she's told me that she no longer has to work her back muscles as, and I quote, "My breasts are heavy enough weights as it is. Also, we're out of protein shakes."

>>38262433
I love lamias but have trouble imagining how sex with one would work beyond the basic sitting lotus and missionary positions

>>38262420
What, do they enjoy getting corrected by dogs? The relationship may not be as long, but it's DEEP. Almost as deep as a dog girl's love for her master.

>>38262451
Man's best friend(with benefits)

>>38262451
Theree was an ancient copypasta that said black people complain euros smell like dogs all the time even when they don't have contact with them.
It may just have been racism, or it may have been that europeans spent way more time around dogs than any other group of humans.

>>38262431
i wanna bang sensei

>>38262489
>Now Anon, we're going to cover advance arcane theory and its applications, after which I will allow you to milk my breasts.
>....M-moo

>>38262431
At least Haku-sensei isn't trying to strangle you with her thighs

>>38262420
There was another hypothesis that humans hate centipedes for similar reasons.

>>38262445
How cute. You'd be more likely to encounter the Amazon position and what snakes call "The Bean Pole" wherein the males is wrapped such that his ankles touch each other, his legs are straight, and his wrists are pinned against his hips such that he can only lay and take it while his wife slams into his poor hips.

>>38262585
What about spooders

>>38262575
No, she generally does that with her breasts.

>>38262597
I don't recall having seen one, but the centipede idea goes to way back when there were fuck off hueg centipedes actually big enough to eat a child. Maybe spiders had something similar going?

Seriously, don't think.

Just grab the first monster girl you see, shove your dick up the love hole, and dump inside her cunt.

>>38262598
Advanced education techniques

>>38262668
I'm not easy, she gotta say she loves me first!

>>38262689
She'll say it as her womb and vagina are reshaped into organs designed to milk you.

>>38262668
no, i'll just fall asleep on the street instead

>>38262668
Does it have to be the love hole? Can it be the butt hole?

>>38262680
It's certainly a reward I'd work hard for.

>>38262740
>Hey baby girl, I'm not really interested in making love with you or making you feel good. I just wanna masturbate with your shitter.
Don't be a degenerate, anon. Make her feel good too. Stick it up the love hole. Now stop thinking and stick it up her cunt.

>>38262766
But my waifu's shitter is her love hole

>>38257922

how to annoy a haku
>what is love
>Love is when-
>BABY DON'T HURT ME
>NO MORE

>>38262784
You waifu shits out of her vagina?
Disgusting girl.

>>38262821
mgq is a horrible place.

>>38262812
Why would you annoy a minotaur?

>>38262838
For fun

>>38262812
I would of just whispered in her ear "Whomst'd've"

>>38262838
Because being a matador in MGC sounds fun

>>38262838
It's a doggy dog world out there.

>>38262838
I enjoy flirting with danger.

>>38262858
then just cast a spell of invisibility and then do it again at random intervals

>>38257922

>>38262888
This seems like it'd get you turned into a cheshire. Not because you're a fag, but as punishment from the gods.

>>38262879
Annoying a very smart and educated minotaur is still a terrible idea.

>>38262668
Which hole is the love hole?

>>38262927
The hole in which, when you orgasm inside of it, there's a chance for impregnation.

>>38262922
we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, anon

>>38262918
can alps alp into monster girls that arent just succubi but with a different name?

>>38262918
the gods are alps for not allowing me to mess with monsters

>>38262936
the mouth?

>>38262936
The belly button?

>>38262936
hot
>>38262941
alps can alp into anything.

>>38262936
the anus? The nasal passages? the eyeholes? the ears? I didn't get sex ed anon

>>38262959
>>38262964
>>>/global/rules/2

>>38262838
u wouldn't?

>>38262821
Basic anatomy

>>38257922

>>38262922
It wouldn't be dangerous if it wasn't stupid. Did I mention that I like to headcanon that many hakus are closet martial arts practitioners? Just imagine clowning around, getting ATATATATA'd and ending up paralyzed on the ground with a throbbing erection.

KC said in a tweet a kiss with a Lamia lasts 10 minutes minimum.

>>38262838
I want to tip a Minotaur

>>38262984
>every post made on 4chan is completely serious
How new?

>>38263056
MGE snakes don't have an all-in-one hole

>>38263075
Mam please I love snakes but I have asthma I need to come up for air

>>38263088
Your premise applied to my post as well.

>>38263101
>I need to come up for air
This is considered a hilarious joke amongst aquatic types.

Whats the stance here on Corruption of champions? I know it has a lot of furry/futa stuff but the monster girl stuff is great in my opinion

>>38263129
Too little diamonds, in too big of a shitpile.

>>38263075
KC also said in a tweet that it's my turn on the xbox now.

>>38263129
that game is too furry for me and I think cait sith is a top five girl.
>"Yes, I will have sex with this fairy"
>"uoooooooooh, gonna spear my ass on this dildo for no reason UOOOOOOOH."
that game is degenerate as fuckand really likes the stealth consent to the futa tanukis & friends

>>38257922

>>38263175
I’m in great danger, are’nt I?

>>38263175
I'm going to ignore the women and hop on the nearest computer like usual.

>>38263129
Goblins had the best scene. Especially getting raped by a horde of your own goblin daughters

>>38263208
So gonna use the ran os

>>38263188

>>38263208
>portals open
>get waifu of choice
>she wants you to stop shitposting on 4chan and erping in limsa limosa to do shit with her.
Social obligations are a cruel reality and for some reason I can't imagine monster girls being hardcore gamers.

>>38263234
>tfw your house is so hopelessly dirty that your maid has to emergency call the maid force to help her out
You wouldn't go to those extremes, would you?

>mg anime club

>>38263223
Gonna put some RAM in that system if you know what I mean.

>>38263246
I imagine I'd want to shitpost less if I my own MG, but I'd still come around to BS with you fags during my daily "fuck off and leave me alone" time.

>>38263254
Zoro and Sanji fangirls?

>>38263246
We can't lie to ourselves, if the portals were to open 4chan would be abandoned in less than a week, either that or the only boards remaining would be the nsfw ones.

>>38262638
>but the centipede idea goes to way back when there were fuck off hueg centipedes actually big enough to eat a child
That was in the Carboniferous you dope. Way before mammals even evolved. Besides those were herbivorous centipedes

>>38263304
I think it'd be the opposite. Less traffic on porn boards because everyone's balls are empty and more on lifestyle boards. I imagine waifucare would be popular on /an/ and /trv/ would explode due to people exploring a literal new world and being dragged out of the house in general. I wouldn't want to go near /k/ or /tg/, though.

>>38262941
KC kept on expanding the number of monsters alps can become because the Japanese ask him about genderbending every chance they get. Just assume it works the same as regular monsterization at this point. The succubi as the default, other monsters if the victim is heavily influenced by that particular mana or already has matching personality and desires

You can go no further until you say at least 1 nice thing about her.

>>38263246
>>38263304
Are you sure?

>>38263348
she has good taste in knifes

>>38263348
I like her hair.

>>38263353
I think anons are lying to themselves about just how much they like it here. People who can switch off like that are on already reddit or facebook where everyone is already fake like real life.
Actual porn sites would die off and the popular ones would turn into hyper niche ones focusing on incest and ntr of human women dressed up as monsters because actual monsters would never do it.

But we're here forever, but now with 10 times more cunnyposting and smug furfags with ten minute long webms of petting their wives.

>>38263348
Overwheliming might is an Intresting take on powerwank.

>>38263331
Pede legs typed this post. Why'd it take you so long to reply, huh? Did you trip all over yourself in your excitement?

>>38263342
>>38263353
I mean, sure, the site itself probably wouldn't die, but to think it would still be the same land of shitpost it is today it's quite impossible. Its essence somehow would die in the end.

>>38263428
>t. primeval amphibian

>>38263348
I like a girl with big meaty wings.

>>38263435
>Its essence somehow would die in the end.
The essence of 4chan is retards and bitter virgins. The former would be taken care of and the latter would cease to exist, so it makes sense that the site would change as much as its users. That's not the user BASE, but the users themselves.

>>38263440
You dare besmirch my honor?! Fight me, you cur!

>>38263463
Most of us wouldn't be virgins, but r9k is too incel and pol is too racist and insane to go for monster wives.
Christ is king, after all.

>>38263348
she looks like a nice girl

>>38263481
I would definitely want to see them struggle. Would ironically make for a good thread too.

>>38263481
>Christ is king
>cut to a hellhound literally fucking the faith out of some god-botherer

>>38263481
>>38263512
Christianity and MGE almost don't contradict themselves at all. Stop baiting.

>>38263481
What would happen to mgtows? I'm not talking about incels, but guys who have actually been with women and learned to unlove them?

>>38263344
Does that mean this comic is canon now?

>>38263519
Except all monstergirl being influenced by an arch-succubus and having literal demon energy? lol

>>38263525
Fuck off faggot

>>38263536
MGE "demon" is literally a hot girl that wants to be a good wife and have many kids. Demons here are malevolent spirits, that want people to suffer and be miserable.
They have nothing in common, but name.

>>38263344
>desires
Sounds like a lot of arse-tongueing Alp Akanames.
>wtf is it with poofters and liking the taste of other poofters' shit?

>>38263519
Anon Christ is king is just one of their schizo phrases when saying the vaccine is the mark of the beast.
Also, baphomet and the black mass

What if a game like Monster Rancher/Monster Farm except with monster girls (with fugging them as part of the training regimen)

i think i like the fuzzy spiders a little better

I see the usual suspect got tired of baiting with NTR and used-goods posting and started baiting christians ITT.
Bugger off, everyone can like monster girls, if they are not fags about it like you. Take your weak baits and fuck off.

>>38263348
>say something nice
Confirmed that Lefthanders are the master-race, thanks.

>>38263348
I like her story, her design, I like Beast.

>>38263129
coc1 is mediocre.
Kasyrra in CoC2 is fucking cute. I really like evil looking villainesses showing their loveable, cute site. Mommy dynamics with her are sweet too.

>>38263559
Cute spooder, especially the arachne not pinkflesh forelegs is a nice detail.

>>38263567
You're mean

>>38263481
>too... to go for monster wives
Literally doesn't matter because the monster wives would go for them. The only way they wouldn't get their world views shattered (or at least fractured) would be if there weren't enough MG to go around. And even then. As the other guy said, the struggle would be amusing.

>>38263611
stop ruining my thread and I'll be nice to you

>>38263246
>anoooon come to bed, it's cold and I need you as my daki
>"hold on babe we hit 2% enrage elmo strat p3s"
>"then I have to do beast tribes, fashion report, retainer ventures, daily crafting, new glams, erp cafe..."

>>38263614
There are as many girls as the world needs and monsters don't rape. At worst it would take five years for them to have a population explosion.
>"Guys, I trust in Jesus but it's been two months and this elf won't leave me alone. She even says we can go live the trad life in the woods and she's got blonde hair and blue eyes. Psalms to keep me strong?"
>"Don't do it once you fuck a monster you lose your soul forever" *Questionable link to one america news network and trump saying men need to stay and wageslave for a fulfilling life."

>>38263644
literally nobody says that, please stop baiting

>>38263519
>almost
"Almost" doesn't keep you out of hell

>>38263644
Be fair, it wouldn't just be American news and Orangemanbad, literally every politician, non-schizoid news publication and human hole-bearer would be out screeching about how MG would end the world. Because they would do exactly that. The screeching would stop after the tanuki moved in and the world experienced a few choice dark matter bombings.

Or at least that's one outcome I'd foresee. A clever dark priest or two coming ahead of the first wave and painting the monsters as poor refugees could result in something leaning a bit in the other direction, but not without some of the aforementioned opposition.

>>38263676
People only care about refugees when they're men, because for left-leaning women that means more dicks.

>>38259210
sauce?

>>38263664
golly, how terrible

Stop talking about this. Politics should be monstergirls' world, boys get too emotional to make rational decisions. Just let your wife do the thinking and if you're given to right to vote, vote for who she tells you to.

>>38263545
The thing is if she was the other kind of succubus she wouldn't tell you. It would be perfectly reasonable to not trust them at first.

I'm sorry for bringing up not-fun politics. Please accept this dog as an apology.

>>38263700
Man is a political animal.
You are a mere monster.

>>38263663
It was slightly hyperbolic, yes. But perhaps you should go into an antivaxx thread there before deciding?

>>38263615
Ofc he thinks that we are all this 'bugboy' nemesis from a decade ago.
>MGE question: if your waifu is a Flayer would you let her live in your head rent-free too?

Actual politics in a mge world would probably be about things like wolf packs arguing with harpy flocks over who has rights to what men in what area

>>38263704
Yeah, hunkering down until you've got confirmation that people aren't getting dryfish Ed is legitimately the intelligent thing to do unless you've somehow got word from god ahead of time. That'd be my strategy at least, then I'd grab the first succ I could find if whatever came through the gate appeared to be MGE-adjacent.

>>38263730
The solution is to have men enslave them all and distribute the wives among the group.

>>38257922

>>38263550
> For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places...
Eph 6:12
Im not the Jebusfagg, but it looks like a certain Lilim might finally get some 'wrestling' action going on.

>politics
>alpfaggotry
>role reversal cringe
Everyone just shut the fuck up

>>38263740
That will work out well.
>The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself. Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

>>38263793
>ywn bully a Lillim by calling her the antichrist
The bullying tastes better if you call them things she doesn't even understand.

>>38263801
People just need to learn not to respond to baits.

I want a kiki that defends the house from burglars (jizz thieves) with home alone style shenanigans!

>>38263821
>People just need to learn
Very optimistic.

>>38263832
>home alone style shenanigans!
That sounds extremely messy, inefficient, and would likely cut into her time to make dinner. Please pretend I posted that image of a kiki wiping a handgun

>>38263832
But that somehow implies that you keep vials of jizz in a safe box somewhere.

>>38263814
Tfw JebusAnon is in trouble and surrounded by 'demons' but the Nuns arrive to save him...

Please remember to report any OSHA violations in the dungeons you raid.
The dungeon and adventuring guild will not accept any bellow standard dungeons.

>>38263836
The worst part is, that this fag lives in a similar timezone, so I have to endure his shitposting all day ITT, and thread only gets comfy, once I'm asleep.
Untill then it's NTR, cock carrousel, religious baiting, politics, giantesshit, furfaggotry.

>>38263836
I can hear this image. It says mattaku nee~

>>38263072
>Did I mention that I like to headcanon that many hakus are closet martial arts practitioners?
That's a cool idea, although I imagine hakus would be more about grappling and throwing

>>38263850
Box is slang for vagina so you are technically correct

>>38263853
This tentacle pit does not meet proper lubrication guidelines!

>>38263894
(Lewd) grappling makes sense, but I always picture qi manipulation bullshit that requires knowledge of pressure points to use. Like grappling, it's a low level of physical violence, but also implies a decent degree of intellectual study.

>>38263853
shit's been out of code since the former DL

>>38263850
...vials of jizz...
>Hfw Anon's new Kiki is cleaning under the bed for the first time and finds Anon's annual jizz-/b/ottle of fermenting cum
>Anon's tfw he returns home and his Kiki maido is drunk and dancing around the kitchen with an empty jug

>>38263644
>trump saying men need to stay and wageslave for a fulfilling life."

What? If anything Trump would immediately monsterize his wife or get a MG immediately if they dont love each other anymore. Then Trump would be the one candidate to run supporting monster wifes, as the rest of the media and candidates get triggered as shit.

>>38263853
The local dungeon turned into a full blown theme park after the mayor married a creeping coin. The profits are through the roof.

>>38263948
Gimme the thick fox, indeed the thick fox in my life

>>38263948
Shaggy tail.

>>38263481
>but r9k is too incel

Anon, incels are prime monster husbands. They would be the first guys to jump into the MG bandwagon right after the MGE community proper.

>>38263959
"So many monstergirls, and you can just grab them by the pussy..."
DJT or KC?

>>38263937
I think it would be more like the Kiki's is collecting and bottling it for her own use

> Our third anniversary a lovely vintage!

>>38263580
i like the main villain of the first one, the minotaur girl. shes hot. haven't played it, mind.

>>38264003
I wonder how much of an internal struggle she'd have to not just drink it immediately? And on top of that we'd be talking about literal bottles of jizz that could've been used to make chick's instead.

>>38263977
Can I interest you in a girl, that's 70% a fluffy tail?

Mommy? The thread is scary today, can we go home?

>>38263700
boys can talk politics! just nothing relating to their own rights. or anything important really.

>>38264042
Ask your mommy if she can alp the baiter.

Do you guys think slimes need to even worry about transportation? Couldn't they just build a series of catapults and use that? Simply regenerate when they land there and they're good to go.

>>38263700
I fully support the extremist faction.

>>38261927
It don't matter. None of this matters.

>>38264030
Considering mges porn logic incubi are either jizzing more then any actual living man or could just take a supplement to be able to fill a kiddy pool.

More then enough to totally fill her and have extra to spare. Though it would be funny to see a kiki scrambling after sex to get a bottle to save the excess

>>38264003
Slavic MG with a jug of Anon's accidentally fermented homemade Jizz-vodka.
>squatting and balalaika music commences...

>>38264037
go on

Need spider-cuddles.

>>38264060
>Ask your mommy if she can *Master the baiter.
Ftfy

>>38264081
Whoah mama. That girl is like 93% fluffy tail.

>>38264072
Senko would campaign on mandatory 3-a-day fluffings for all mofu monsters.

>>38264092
Never wear black clothes around a white furred bunyip, think of the shedding!
You'd need a kiki just to keep up with it and at least a pallet of lint rollers a month

>>38264078
>maid cleanup team at the ready after head chef "accidently" uses too much humpty egg in masters food
code white code white

>>38264114
She sheds it on purpose to mark me. If I clean it up, she'll just gonna work hard to get all my clothes in her fur again.

I made a tier list of monster girls I'd like to cuddle with romantically. I didn't want to do all of them, so I found a tierlist of archetypes. Thoughts?

>>38264042
>tfw no dark mage momster
>ywn wake up with your face between her tits
>ywn wake up inside you momster and cum again as you wake up

>>38264078
>it would be funny to see a kiki scrambling after sex to get a bottle to save the excess
Imagine her not being prepared for that. You'd know you're in for a special time when the wife walks in with her crotchless panties and a tray full of empty wine bottles.

Although I find the idea of intentional husband milking for the purpose rather than collecting excess jizz instead kind of hot. Too bad it's not a beverage you'd want to share with her.

>>38264116
Boy, that's a cute Bug.

>>38264134
I can't tell if you like taurs or not, you put spider in A but horse in D

>>38264001
>Media outrage
>MGs reply with: we actually want to be grabbed by the pussy
>Media: Reeeee! You dont know what you are saying! You CANT like that!
>But lazy weaklings that havent lifted a weigh in their lives just want you to protect them!
>Hellhounds: Excellent!
>Coach potatoes just want to effortlessly have a hot wife!
>Kikis: So many mastahs to set straight!
>Shoggs: Ooof! (incomprehensible moanings)

>>38264183
Spider legs can wrap around you a lot better than a horse's can. I also just prefer spiders.

>>38264183
Not all taurs are created equally.

>>38257922

>>38264203
>Spider legs can wrap around you
You mean like this? >>38264082

>>38264227
yes

>>38264072
>>38264103
A fluffy tail in every bed and fried tofu on every table.

>>38264246
I don't know if it would actually be comfortable because it's all chitin that is probably not really pleasant to touch

>>38264259
I'd still prefer it to horse.

I want to be adopted (or kidnapped) and raised to become a monster girl's husband.

>>38264255
"if they cannot have bread, then let them eat tofu."
Queen Fluff I

>>38264259
>He doesn't like the pointy parts of his waifu
Those horns aren't going to molest themselves, anon

>>38264317
"if they cannot have bread, then they won't spread because no one is going to be bred, Fred, that's really bad

>>38264148
Well if you take her by surprise she might not ways have a bottle on hand, or if you have a harem she's gonna be sneaking in if she wasn't part of that session. Can't let the vintage go to waste!

>>38264318
I'd molest the fuck out of every part of my spiderwaifu. Especially the legs.

I'm doing a tierlist right now in spirit of the other one, and I'm noticing that the further up the tier list I get, the more purple things are. Why is purple the hottest color?

>>38264373
color of royalty.

>>38264103
My waifu would protest that on the grounds that three is going to get in the way of getting things done, but especially because it’s just not as fun when it’s required.

>>38264072
Women are majority voters, so sadly MG candidates would lose elections horribly.

>>38264314
same, I want to be sold to my older monster wife as a raise your husband deal.

>>38264114
>Never wear *----- clothes around a white furred bunyip...

>>38264373
it do be like that

>>38264410
All you need are a few social media influencers and dark matter bombs in key locations to turn that around.

>>38264427
>social media

>>38264456
You heard me. Get Dr. Oz and Oprah or someone in on it too if you really think you need the old lady vote.

>>38264410
You think the extremist faction is going to let silly little things like 'democracy' get in the way?

>>38264314
>adopted (or kidnapped)
You were purchased by an ojou monster from your peasant family.

>>38263075
He also had another tweet today about the Bunyip.
>Ms. Bunyip's tongue has the highest body temperature of any Lamia species, making it warm and inviting.
>She has a reputation for ruining her husband's head in no time when she kisses him deeply.

>>38264072
>>38264103
>>38264255
>babe, it's 4pm. time for your mofu fluffing

>>38264503
Maybe he could tweet about his game once in a while.

>>38264490
>being raised to be the perfect gentleman

>>38264490
Imagine parents selling their NEETs
>So, you're saying that not only I will get grandchildren, but you will also pay off our debts and continue supporting us financially?
>Anon, pack your stuff, you're coming with this nice lady

>>38264536
Does "husband" or "cumpump" count as a profession?

>>38264536
It's too late, I've found religion. The religion of little girls.

>>38264427
>release one dragon zombie in New York City
>within 12 hours, a third of the population is undead

Neetfags, if your family knew what we know about MGE MGs (that they only want husbands to love and have a family with) and a MG offered a dowry to your parents, would they unironically sell you to her?

>>38264556

I always imagined Tanukis make their husbands involved with their business

>>38264503
He can't keep making bunyips even better it's just not fair to other girls