/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thoughts on eggs?

>>38237005
Good for breakfast.

Winter is here to stay

Hey dude, I made your fox portable.

>>38237022
Where is booba and hag appeal

>>38237022
Do I just pick it up by the ears? Or by the tail?

I'm dreaming of a land flowing with milk and honey so please bring a holstaur to the local hive

If you marry a Shoggoth or a Mindflayer, or any of the abyssals really, would you become immortal?

>>38237005
Fertilize them.

>>38237050
Probably not. The setting makes a pretty big thing about undead being deathless when even the demon lord has a limited life span. But any monster can become undead.

>>38237040
That’s Yukari’s job and this is definitely not a move to reduce competition.

>>38237050
I would become fucked dry, that's for sure.

>>38237022
yukari is getting no more kids until she fixes my ranitosh

>>38237118
JUST BANG THE GAP ALREADY

>>38237012
Take your groundhog girl to an eye doctor.

>>38237163
no, she will not get fucked unless she gets me back ran as she was

>>38237183
I'm pretty sure the gap hag has been playing with boundries again and upping that fox's chest.
They're looking larger than I, or she, remember.

>>38237219
nope, that how big she was. Now this is her messing with boundaries

What would happen if two men get into a fist fight in the demon realm over some bullshit?

>>38237333
They make asses out themselves?

>>38237219
She hasn't only been playing the fox .......

>>38237333
They get sent to bogey pit to cool off.

>>38237333
Police get involved, and not just to fuck them.

>>38237005
You have to eat all of them.

>>38237376
i wanna be assigned a bogey

Need scary mammono.

>>38237409

>>38237413
>tfw no fox artist wife to paint with

>>38237400
>assigned a bogey 'parole officer' after you get into a scuffle
>terms of parole are that you have to spend at least 18 hours a day cuddling with her
>"so you don't get up to any more trouble"

>>38236977

>>38237348
It's my wfie, Yukari!

Shork

>>38237430
>this even happens for minor offenses like hopping the turnstiles or loitering

>>38237256
just to get clothes it looks like.
Nice wings though.

>>38237348
>I wonder if Anon would notice if I made them bigger.

>>38237430
I don't know if I can do anything for 18 hours a day. That's way too much.

>>38237005
disgusting. Usable only in baking.

>>38237479
>t.alp

>>38237460
Jaywalking is a very serious crime in MGC (for men)

>>38237022
You ruined it.

>>38237471
Sleeping can count too if you're lucky.

The fox demands hugs!

>>38237050
from what i remember an incubus and a monster, as long as they are fucking a lot, are immortal. so, yes? maybe?

>>38237488
>jaywalking
>very serious
how? is it because he could walk into a rape alley? [spoilerwhich is all streets[/spoiler]

>>38237488
Filthy criminals that practice jaywalking deserve the humiliation of public nursing handjob, creampie rape at cowgirl position and reverse piledriver rape to set an example.

>>38237445
The pact is sealed.

>>38237183
You may have your fox back.

>>38237500
Sure, just remember, you need that liver to filter toxins.

>>38237500

>>38237445
>wfie
this spelling error, angers the haku

I expected these to be bigger considering their cost, look at their size compared to a regular water bottle.
I suppose that's on me, but I still feel no remorse.

>>38237550
Cancer be like
>Is it really okay for me to be on the cover?

>>38237550
I just find ironic that you used a bottle that says "purified drinking water" next to the corrupted semen demons.

>>38237566
I don't avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

>>38237501
No, only undead and their husbands are immortal. It it part of being in league with Hel, the goddess of life and death. It is considered her afterlife. If you worship Hel she gives that blessing also. Any monster can also be raised as an undead. Normally, monsters and their husbands can have lifespans ranging from almost normal human up to 10,000 years for powerful couples like the demon lord and her husband. Reincarnation is a thing in MGE.

>>38236977

Had a weird dream, playing Bloodborne and Doll was super concerned I didn't level up once. Then explained I planned to beat the entire game at Level 1. Then...
>Is that so? Follow me
>Obeyed her
>She suddenly halts, I accidentally bump on her, she sits down I get crushed on the ground dick stuck in her FAT ass
>She keeps calling me weak and dumb for trying tackle the game at level 1 and is gonna show me how pathetic I am
>Shakes her hips until I cum, my body gets paralyzed from the afterglow and she just picks me up and princess carries me to the mansion
>then she rides me and keeps raping me as the sky outside turns a shadw of bloody red and a bunch of eyes start opening across its entirety but she doesn't care and doesn't stop

>>38237566
That never occurred to me until you mentioned it, but you're right, that is pretty ironic.

>>38237631
What? But beating the entire game at level 1 is the boldest thing you could possibly do.

>>38237631
nice

>>38237631
fucking hot, all i dreamt of was a game of push down and rape

>>38237631
gerhman was a fucking lad for making the doll that thicc

fuck dragons and fuck their queen. that is all

>>38237661
To be honest I kiiiind of kept jobbing before even making it to the Cleric Beast, so I guess the seethe manifested subconsciously in the dream
>>38237672
God I love 2B
>>38237685
I dream rarely and most of the time I do super dumb shit. I'm glad this time something happened. Probably because this time I had little agency to waste cutting grass or flipping stones.
>>38237708
Agreed

>>38237743
I will once they've got a better attitude. Meaning once they're zombies

>>38237763
why noy now? just bust into ones cave, take off your clothes and sleep in their bed

>>38237769
Because dragons need to be bullied and made to beg for it. That's why you send them pictures of empty egg cartons

>>38237708
>Be anon, madly in love with a girl you'll never have
>Get a life size doll of her made to enact your fantasies
> It monsterizes into a living doll
> Your longing for the original girl attracts a doppelganger as well
> Then the real girl confesses too
> He just tells people their triplets now

>>38237790
u can bully them by calling them quick shots in bed and how much of a virgin they are. Also teasing them for being old as well

>>38237769
Noy?

>>38237861
noy!

>>38237747
I just really love gynoids.
They're the closest we'll ever get to waifus irl

>>38237868
>>38237861
Drinking noy with the onis

>>38237882
>I will now pleasure myself with this boy

>>38237901
Technically we have the tech to do it now

>>38237927
Somewhat. We still don't have intelligent AI, and the robotics, while massively improved, still isn't up to par with natural movement.

Plus it'll be backdoored to fuck and spy on your every waking moment and report you for badwrongthink.

>>38237955
>tfw you have to jailbreak your wife

>>38237955
>tfw in the future people will hack your fuckbot into becoming a prim and proper android that hates the idea of sex for anything other than reproduction purposes
I can see that being a common joke, actually.

>>38237672
>>38237747
>>38237901
>>38237955
I prefer my robowaifus to be a bit more exotic.

>>38237996
>robowaifu doesn’t like it when you break the terms of service

Ghouls tongue my anus

>>38238014
i agree

>>38237955
>Plus it'll be backdoored to fuck and spy on your every waking moment and report you for badwrongthink.
>insert Doskoinpo doujin plot

>>38237550
stop while you can bro don't end up like me
https://files.catbox.moe/6xn2fh.jpg

>>38238124
Nice man, really nice.

>>38238124
>pale skinned jabberwock with original color scheme otherwise
i don't why but it makes me feel wrong, like real wrong

>>38238124
Thats pretty great. I wish they were in english. Only thing making me hesitant to grab them.

>>38238124
Holy based.

>>38238124
also still trying to find a copy of sister falling to upload.

>>38237022
It was already self-propelled, retard, you ruined everything. Gremlin engineers, I swear.

>>38237413
I bet she has ink stains on her chest constantly.

>>38238050
Licker type girls sure can be awkward
>okaerinasai welcome home honey
>gee anon i bet youre so sweaty after work haha
>what if you took all your clothes off ehehe and lifted your arms up
>maaan itd reek in here i bet youd need to be cleaned pronto ahahaha
>oh umm you’re actually doing it well since you asked so n-nicely…

>>38238216
>come home
>waifu is giving herself cunnilingus

>>38236977
Molest fox ears.

>>38238253
>Come home
>Waifu is giving herself a rimjob
I think this is more accurate of those toilet-licker akanames

>>38238314
I'll molest all ears and none will stop me.

>>38238253
Damn thats hot. Bet she would be moaning out your name at the same time to

>>38238314
>Rub bunwifes ears
>Trigger her grooming reflex
>Starts aggressively licking her own fluff

>>38238314
i am a licensed horn molester, i will not stoop so low to molest the ears

Gazer and wock!

>>38238365
>Gazer and Wock as roommates
>All the stuff they get up to
it would be a blast to watch

>>38238014

>>38236977

>>38237409
The correct term is nightmare waifu. I agree though they're really fucking hot

I finished the Queen slime request an Anon made before.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36481912

I hope you like what I did here, because I might have missed the point you tried to make about changing to empire from office and vice versa.
I can rewrite it, if you want to.

Anyway, happy reading!

>>38237171
>Ice Queen finds a chubby groundhog girl and steals her for a day
>She has a big ceremony in Winterstown square for Groundhog Day
>White Horn-san's students are playing music the best they can to warm up the large crowd gathered
>Without a word, Ice Queen pulls the groundhog girl from the ice box she stuck her in
>Groundhog girl is frantic, arms flailing, trying to get away
>"No shadow, 6 more years of winter"
>Ice Queen releases the poor girl as she runs off, scrambling through the crowd
>Yuki-onnas and Yetis in the crowd cheer at the prospect of never ending winter
>Selkie-san sighs as she treks back to her diner
>There's going to be a lot of hot chocolate orders today

There must be a tanuki watching out for me in some multiverse. Today was a good day anons.

>>38238383
Agreed

>>38237409
>give shog a book of H.R. Giger artwork and tell her to do the whole house like that

>>38238519
is it bad that I wanna stick my dick in that mouth?

>>38238525
Not in the slightest. I also want to

>>38238420
Not the anon who requested it but i enjoyed it. Not really great at providing much constructive criticism though so if you want any of that dont ask me. I didnt notice you wrote her or she when referring to a male.

>>38237409
Any waifu similiar to this?

>>38238582
Oops I fucked up at the start. Thanks tho.

>>38238799
Shoggoths can do that.

>>38238816
>>38238773

>>38238816
I don't understand the spiked club.

After being given demonic revelation, I have learned that every poster in this thread will be devoured by ghouls, me included. Devoured in the fun, pleasurable way with their superiorly erotic mouths!
Some just devoured by one ghoul but for most, you will be devoured by multiple ghouls, somewhere between two and five ghouls.

I'm sorry if this is the fate you did not wish for when you meet mamono for the first time, but it's the fate that has been revealed to me by demonic mamono. Make your plans now and enjoy the experience. Learn to love those warm, slimy tongues crawling all over your body: licking and sucking at every bit of you.

>>38239013
i'll fuck fate itself!

>>38239042
I think fate will be fucking everyone instead
Master your power bottom game

>>38238170
>>38238124
I respect a man willing to have physical proof of the sabbath book.

>>38238124
>>38238170
>A fellow cunniisseur
Very based

>>38239013
As long as it's by the hit Doom Metal band 'Throat of Doom' with their all ghoul line up. In which case I'll happily be devoured after purchasing a backstage pass.

>>38239162
I cannot divulge how and when you will be devoured by ghouls, just that it'll happen. You're free to speculate and prepare accordingly

I dont want to cause unnecesary drama but i have a question. What would happen to the girls that get engaged with a toxic person, lets say a person that could abuse them psychologically or physically, does the mamono mana or the girls themselves can change that person to the better? i mean they could be the best thing that could happen to anyone but it would be kind of sad if the girls have to put up with all kinds of stuff, like i said i dont want to cause unnecesary drama it is a question that occurred to me reading some past threads, sorry in advance.

>>38239013
Your vision is flawed.
I belong to foxes

>>38239177
It better be by Throat of Doom, four ghouls all taking turns deepthroating in gothic/metal clothing? I need it.

>>38239208
1. Fate supersedes all, all things work out happily in the end of MGE
2. Mamono do tend to make their husbands better people morally, or at least less evil (See Bogie or Kikimora)
3. Truly bad/irredeemable people don't get Mamono.

>>38239236
Fgo ruined fate

>>38239208
No need to be sorry. That person will propably be driven to naturaly masochist monster girls. In time their mindset would change with mamono mana working on them.
They would go from "I want to hurt this girls for fun", to "I want to inflict masochistic pleasure on the girl, because we both love it".
They would be ridden of any desire to do lasting damage to their wife, and their instinct would be subverted into pleasureable activity they could both enjoy.
Naturally if the man is irredimable and only wants to hurt, and not to love - monster girls would attack and try to apprehend him, so that he may be locked away and brought to profesional help, to fix his broken mind.

>>38239208
If the man she picked is an asshole, she can guide him in the right direction, even if it's hard. Truly irredeemable men that will never get better are the only type that monster girls find genuinely unattractive.

>>38239013
I'm just going to hire a bodyguard or two

>>38238934
It's in the far future. She has an oni grandmother.

>>38239208
Monsters make those that can be redeemed better. Scum beyond redemption are stated multiple times to be the only people monsters don't like and will never be attracted to.

>>38238124
My man, you have no idea. These two books are just the latest additions to my collection.
I built a bookshelf and then started buying books, then ran out of space while still having books, so I built another bookshelf and bought more to fill it in an endless loop. I have spent roughly $1500 on LNs since August.

>>38239288
I think the point he's getting at here is that someone like that could still attract a human woman and then she could get corrupted into a monster.

>>38236977

>>38239339
what a nice lass

>>38239339
I wish this was my house
I wish this was my daughter
I wish I had a family of my own

>>38239214
you dont belong to anything
you arent a slave
be free

>>38238934
Maids always have a demon silver weapon on hand to deal with intruders and bad masters

>>38239299
A monster would most likely have no loyalty to any person that far gone like if they truly were some sociopathic killer incapable of redemption. Monsters don't bond with their husband just because they had sex automatically no matter what. It's stated many monster can even bond and have their bodies change even before sex if they like a man. If it was actually was some problem like a mental health issue, becoming an incubus cure a lot of conditions and Mindflayers can be used as counselors.

>>38239236
>>38239261
>>38239262
>>38239288
Thanks for answering the question, i like that KC create an ideal world where everything works for the better, love it.

>>38236977

>>38239339
>approaches you
>moos
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

Why do monster girls insist they belong on the battlefield when it's completely obvious that they're made to become brood mothers?

>>38239379
ryangosling.gif

>>38239613
Why do men insist they belong on the battlefield when it's completely obvious that they're made to become househusbands?

>>38239471
>check it out, new pet.
>followed me home from the last pyramid, finders keepers.

>>38239613
Something about being stronger and faster but I think that's mostly just exaggerated strength

>>38239613

I want a Holstaur wife and lots of Holstaur kids in a nice idyllic green scenery with rolling hills and beautiful pastures

>>38236977

>>38239735
fat fox

>>38239683
Same but minotaurs

>>38236977

No boy can beat the CLACK.

>>38239672

The cat.

The blyat.

>>38239919
What are those totally-not-corrupted nuns up to?

>tfw ww3 is nearly about to start
>tfw still no portals
>tfw by the time the portals open they're going to look through and see nothing but fire and death
too late

>>38239952
Nothing some necromancy can't fix

>>38239932
Best accent for a Kikimora?

>>38239955
best sabbath anyway. But the baph is taken so... I choose to pretend I didn't read that part

>>38239957
Tim curry Ukrainian

>>38239952
Maybe they'll be waiting for us on the other side.

>>38239952
the more the merrier

>>38239955
Haha, you can't necromancy ashes, Anon.

>>38239639
>Pharaoh returns from her negotiations with the coastal city-states to the north
>There are even more desert monsters speaking languages she doesn't recognize
>She really needs to have a talk with the court treasurer over her hoarding habit
Monsters collecting other exotic monsters is a fun idea.

>>38239978
>Master we are escaping to da only place uncorrupted by the evils of shoggothism

>SPACE

>>38240005
Maybe if you're a weak little order magician you can't

>>38239997
wonder how much the concept of reincarnation makes wisps seethe

>>38240005
Don't the Japanese have a big thing about spirits sticking around because of the unrequited issues they had in life? I can totally see places of agony attracting undead or fire elementals

>>38239997
So... a couple million of men at most will get a wife, having to die to do it. But everyone else is fucked.

>>38240045
Where is the sandman eque flaming ash girl mg

>>38240049
All of us will get a wife anon. Don't fear, ww3 will be armageddon. KC is igniting war in the just for this. Latvia dies first

>>38240049
the gristmill of existence continues to churn impartially. better luck next life

>>38240062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashadokuro

>>38240087
Thats just a big skeleton! This clearly indicates we will get bone milf amazon someday

>>38240062
Wifing up a sandmanwoman and baku sounds like a very comfy marriage.

>>38240069
Sorry Anon, looks like Ukraine is first. Better luck next time.

>>38240069
Latvia has the highest rate of sudoku in the world. If anything they deserve the portals first.

>>38237445
Your ancient evil wife is scaring away all the foreigners from Zipangu. The yokai actually want dumb Order crusaders to show up!

>>38240199
Y tho?

>>38240206
Order expeditions = free husband

Send help, I have been detained by foxes for “smuggling contraband into Zipangu” but I’ve never even been there. I know they’re planning something else but I can’t understand what they are saying

>>38240257
>flatty
just run or better yet, call out for OPPAI, OPPAI KISTUNE BABA-SAN

>>38240257
Listen buddy, just marry the damn fox and get it over with. I’m still being detained by this Kunoichi customs officer three years after she claims I was “smuggling sausages” in my pants.
I’ve tried writing the embassy but they just keep congratulating me on my marriage.

>>38240257
Remember anon, following laws is for squares and anubi

These azur lame foxfags are so fucking obnoxious.

>KC does Pyrow
>Then does Krampus
>Still waiting for Balrog after 84 fucking years and I'm ready to go to where my ship died with my crew

>>38240357
You tell ‘em Steve Dave.

>>38240357
Do you prefer bunny boats?

How do I haggle with a hagnuki?

>>38239875
>>38239672
stop making them boring

>>38240446
Make her an offer so good she can't refuse, like a high interest rate or marriage for life with her in control of your finances.

>>38240446
Tickle her balls

>>38240535
Unfortunately it is the tendency of plebs to take wonderful, unique things and try to make them the same as everything else.

>>38240558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNrzqnTYoMQ

>>38237012
They all look super weak to anal.

What information do we have about gazer goo? Also the fluffy tail, it’s shocking that such an important feature isn’t mentioned in the profile.

>>38240772
Pads

>>38240739
>putting your dick in "the icebox"
That's a dangerous game to play, Anon

>>38240772
>What information do we have about gazer goo?
It comes from Gazers.
It is gooey.
I think KC said somewhere that it's somewhat edible but that might have been someone shitposting here.

>>38240739
Ice Queens are actually really nice.

Although, that doesn't make them any less weak to anal.

Amazons aren't so tough. They can easily be defeated with the power of a delicious meal made with love

>>38240819
Laced with laxatives of course. Can't be raped if she can't even leave the bathroom.

>>38240811
>automaton says she wants to try something "new" in the bedroom
>ties you down to the bed
>okay, she wants to be on top tonight, that isn't too-
>gets weird look on her face
>sound of a turbine powering up begins to shake the room
>wife now sounds like a v8 engine
>looks at you with heart-pupils
Do you risk your pelvis and stay, or do you slip the ropes and run to safety? Keep in mind, she'll be embarrassed if you leave.

>>38240819
Gonna dominate an amazon and get her addicted to doggy.

>>38240798
It’s probably the same stuff that night gaunts use.

>>38240909
Careful anon she can turn that around on you pretty quickly by flipping you on your back and getting you addicted to reverse cowgirl

>>38240963
>>38240966
>hard cut to anon happy in the kitchen with his four daughters

>>38240966
Not if I hold her tail tight.

Does anyone have any images of Maine Coon or Ragdoll catgirls

>>38240963
Not only does Night Gaunt slime shape their husband into a squidbat all the other information makes it sound like the only thing similar is that they are both black slime.
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
>Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own.
>The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced.
>Additionally the horns and tails glow from excreted mucous, which means that in pitch black those specific parts of the body appear to be floating in the void.
>The smoke-like substance that comes from the Night Gaunt's back is something I designed to be a bit like a scarf. When producing the mucous which coats the Night Gaunt's body, excess magic is burnt off to create the smoke which trails after them.

>>38240772
>So what exactly is that black (liquid? solid?) mass on a Gazer's body?
>It's mysterious Gazer-gel. It's a protective coat turned half-solid from the girl's magic powers. It feels elastic to touch and can change its shape freely by putting it on and removing it (?)

>>38238050

Uh oh.

>>38239863
Important

>>38241104
Is that from KC's game? Are there other weaknesses?

>>38241104
not sure if this is kcs game but how is kcs combat gonna work? One instance of each mg type like mgq? Do you recruit new party members like pokemon or something?

>>38241134
The lilim gives you one fetish during the tutorial. It stays with you throughout the game. Pretty sure there's also one for tits and ass.

>>38241147
>Do you recruit new party members like pokemon or something?
I want a full party of Gazers. Nothing will be out of sight.

>>38241147
Yes.
Yes.
Also, there's a yet to be implemented demon beast hunting mechanic. Pretty sure that one will just be regular rpg mechanics.

>>38241163
weak to handfuls of sand

>>38241017
Coconut from Nekopara is a maine coon. Games aren't great but I like her very much. She has a nii-san fetish and is very insecure about being bigger than her sisters.

>>38241134
Yes and yes.

>>38241147
Right now it's less combat and more like sex with an oldschool rpgish menu system.

>>38241163
It's doesn't have encounters. Its pretty much just a visual novel. You meet set individuals and there are certain quest involved with each.

>>38241167
is it like, you have sex once and now they are your wife or something? Is there a cap on wives if so?
Even if he only adds like 20 monsters thats a pretty massive harem

>>38236977
Super-cake.

>>38241183
It's doesn't have random encounters.

>>38241174
not a huge fan of nekopara either, but she was very cute. loved her voice, too.

>>38241186
honestly id love for kc to just make a book of nothing but character profiles of existing mgs.

Its a good way to show off some variety and show of the personality of the mgs more.

Im not just saying this because I want more bunyip art no sir definitely not the reason

>>38241184
I've only been tom'd so far but yeah, they're your wife after you bang. You can keep doing the sex minigame and their levels increase and stuff, the gains mostly relating to stuff like passion, horniness etc. When their level goes up the cap on their love meter goes up past 100%, it's cute.

You make money by selling the excess mana you and your wife generate from fucking. It fills up in a bottle and everything. The game is really fucking wholesome.

>>38241214
Leave out a jar of vegamite, I hear they love the stuff .

>>38241224
well thats cute, has he said how many mgs will be in the game? I cant imagine it'll be more than 50 tops

>>38240446
Accidentally call her mommy

I harem'd a gazer, a raiju, a gremlin, and a jabberwock, all in one sleepover. The gazer basically fucked me first in the middle of the night, woke the rest of the girls, and they all took turns raping me like any other normal young monster girl going through hormonally stressed changes.
Now I have to go to demon realm school with four girls latching on to me in front of everyone.

>>38241247
I dunno, but a few threads ago someone said that the imp and werecat have like, a novels worth of dialog each and he wasn't wrong. He's put a ton of care into both of them, so they don't feel like just jpgs with a bunch of lines. Given the level of both quality and quantity, even 50 seems ridiculously high.

>>38241156
Also one for blowjobs.
>>38241247
all of them. But we focus on reality here and the reality is that we've given up on the game updating and wait for portals now. Be realistic about your expectations.

>>38240446
Cut to the chase and fuck your gran-nuki

I wanna rub a troll girls feet, I bet they're sensitive and incredibly soft

>>38241247
He said want to put all of them in the game eventually if possible.

Imagine the cuddles

>>38241303
jesus, I know realistically it wont happen but thats wild.

Assuming the game recognizes you having multiple wives at a time the only exclusive ones would probably be like the religious ones like angel to dark angel, or unicorn/bicorn

>shirohebi gets progressively more nuts as you acquire literally hundreds of wives

>>38241156
Nice...

>>38241338
I don't think you will be able to choose your wives. The demo was pretty linear.

>>38241163
>I want a full party of Gazers
Reminder that Gazers hate one another even more than they hate non-Gazers.

>>38241304
Now throw in the sleep maus

>>38241347
I hope you are. I'm a witchfucker and don't plan to change my ways.

>>38241303
The Dwarf Fortress of exotic girl fucking.

>>38241357
Imagine cumming just from being cuddled by the three of them

>>38239093
>>38239158
that was the first one i bought now I have a bapho oc - life comes at you fast

>>38241350
removed after in MGE 5e...

the removal of negative traits from villains is deeply frustrating, sometimes you need black and white evil crazy villains for dnd. I habitually play good character and you can get into motivation paralysis as a result

By newly estabilished fox law this is the only attire human males are now permitted to wear.

>>38241437

I actually say that we should end this kitsune tyranny. Human boys have be taught the wonders of dragon tails.

>>38241486
yip yip

>>38241486
I don't want some crusty hagon tail

>>38241486
Damn straight.

>>38241486
Men have dignity, which is why they have the right be hugged by and cuddle with Jinkos.

>>38241498
I want to go to a ryu shrine just to find out the local shrine head is a ditsy tomboy!

>>38241502
big sexy cuddle kitten

>>38241399
Nobody likes 5e.

CHUFFED

>>38241297
feet have no appeal. they're as sexual as the liver.

>>38241517

I thought we hired the Hellhound to bully the worm, why do they look like they're having fun?

>>38241528
Why are off the shoulder kimonos so sexual?

>>38241525
ok

>>38241486
nah, I want be free to do what I want, when I want, and be allowed to roam around without needing to be careful or have an escort, not needing to cover up, and most of all, To fuck hags when I want

>>38241525
>they're as sexual as the liver

>>38241532
Because it always looks like they're about to come off.

>>38236977
How would picture more Modern Day and advanced Automatons be like? Looking at the standard profile Automatons, they clearly look like ancient tech, literally. The profile Automaton gives a clear ancient or old antique porcelain doll appearance and vibes. And clear Gearpunk feelings and aesthetics (which I guess is accidental on KC's part), pretty much showing that the Automaton is an old-ass yet comparatively advanced design. But still old and antiquated.

In defense of that Ace Combat gijinka plane poster. Pic related can come close to off-profile automaton OR Modern Day Automaton. The gear, equipment, wings and armor pieces as per pic related is modular and removable when not in combat or flight. And if you get pass all those gear pieces and metal bits you still get a cute sexy robo-girl with soft flesh for groping, touching, fondling and love making. And when you do make love to them and get possibly pregnant (because mamono mana), they're grounded until they give birth to a new unit and or until further notice.

>>38241532
You can pull the top down and suck on her titties.

>>38241548
every time i see this picture i just disregard the whole wall of text next to it

>>38241548
leave

>38241548
didnt read lol

>38241548
>In defense of that Ace Combat gijinka plane poster.
lmao, thinking that's fooling anyone

>>38241644
The one thing a yeti might hesitate to hug.

>>38241668
Side hug! leaves room for the chief god

>>38241643
He didn't even bother changing the fucking filename. Does he really think that'll work

>>38241186
wtf I love krakens now

>>38241682
i dont know why he tries, clearly no one here likes that shit. haven't a clue what ace combat is but the design shown looks like trash

>>38241578
>>38241605
>>38241618
>>38241549
>>38241578
>>38241605
>>38241618
>>38241643
>>38241690
Here. Maybe this is a better alternative.

Which MG would give her husband a good slap when he does something really stupid, get away some minutes to cool off and then come back, sit besides him and ask him if he is okay?

>>38241703
Why do they all need to be combat focused? I care not for war. If anything, I want to distance myself and the rest of humanity from it as far as possible so we can just chill with monster girls for eternity.

Does anyone have anything on how undead incubisation works physically? Do they still have a heartbeat? Do they still need to breath? Need it for a story.

>>38241708
Bogie and Krampus
The slap is on the ass

>>38241709
Okay, so I guess the Cursed Weapon girls are not Halal anymore because anons can't get over one other certain anon?

>>38241708
>Why do they all need to be combat focused?

To be frank, having a monster girl warrior wife who you know will protect you, beat the crap out of anyone that tries to harm you and could if she wanted you destroy you, is very hot.

>>38241726

If I recall correctly and I might be wrong because my memory on this is very fishy, KC said or implied that monster girls can't become cursed swords, sadly. Because there are many very sexy combinations.

>>38241726
Give me a cursed scythe. I need my chunni/ancient evil cursed monster gf

>>38241709
>Why do they all need to be combat focused? I

To be frank, having a monster girl warrior wife who you know will protect you, beat the crap out of anyone that tries to harm you and could if she wanted you destroy you, is very hot.

I dont understand the robo war dude

if anything a modern day automaton should have things like built in lube/cleaning solutions, sex toys and comfort shit.

Like turning her hand into a onahole and then rotating it at high speeds, a sexual transformer if you will

>>38241757
Ace combat fanfiction, with a crossover with MGE in name only

How monster girl related does a story need to be to be posted here?

>>38241811
MGE related at the very least.

The only technology you need is a good stick.

>>38241742
i dont see why they couldnt, theyre a parasite species

>>38241811
100%.
Go back to your home board if you have to ask that question.

>>38241811
Not focused on the order or humans that's for sure, unless it's about human x monster girl.

>>38241703
RIP AND TEAR

>>38241822
Without being a smartass writing a fanfic about the Order where no monster appears at all or any mention of them can be removed without altering the story.

>>38241709
>Why do they all need to be combat focused?

Then care to explain to me why does the standard MGE Automaton always come with an arm mounted blaster cannon? Sorry, but barrel on the Automaton's arm is CLEARLY a blaster cannon. And I don't hear any of you silly boys complaining and being up and arms with Automaton-chan having a gun of herself.

>>38241017
i think she's a maine coon but it's conjecture

>>38241883
literally every mg weapon ever mentioned doesnt actually harm people it just makes them horny

if anything that gun shoots bullet vibrators at people

>>38241829
yep and we all know a good stick, amirite guys?

>>38241876
That's why I said MGE related, as in follow the rules of the setting. You could write a story about literally anything as long as you stay true to the world building the setting is trying to convey. Though what would be the point if there aren't any MGs in it? That's literally the good part.

>>38241883
If you'd read the profile you'd know that they don't have any kind of war weapon.
Begone invader.

>>38241899
>>38241935

They are war weapons, they are just repurposed for MGs style of warfare and it is an incapacitate weapon rather than kill, but it is a combat weapon, like Ocelomeh's macuahuitls.

>>38241899
>>38241935
>>38241883
Expectation: The Automanton's Blaster Cannon has the same or similar sound effects and audio design of the lasers and BlasTech blasters from Star Wars

Reality: The Automanton's Blaster Cannon's sound effects and audio design would likley sound more like Megaman's arm blaster. As in the older/original 8-But NES Games.

>>38241350
Sounds like a Gazer harem is going to be highly competitive.

>>38241977
i would of hoped for the x1 sounds

>>38241975
their weapons were designed nonlethal even before mamano mana kicked in.
hardly a machine of war.

If you met your waifu would you be okay with the "just sex and we are married" or would you like to have a formal marriage ceremony? How would you like your waifu to dress? Traditional white wedding dress? Something more tribal? A Kimono?

need to relax

To pivot from the bad shitposting I come bearing another rabbit fact.

When rabbits want attention one of their common tactics to get it is to rub their head against you and lick you. So please be kind and stroke your were rabbits head when the rub against you.

Im running out of fun facts anons

>>38242022

Non lethal war is possible.

>>38242022
Knowing MGs, I bet their weapons are designed for anti-virgin operations.

>>38242049
White wedding dresses are boring. Give me some sex ritual or binding where she inscribes her runes onto herself

>>38241975
No, I mean it was never a lethal weapon.
Automatons were never war robots.

>>38242052
come back in a month with facts about a new animal

>>38242050
This is why you don't go to the public pools in MGcity. Too high of a change of surprise marriage.

>>38242058
ok. would you suggest it as a common definition?

>>38242049
I would be fine with skipping it if we're going to live by ourselves far away from other people, but otherwise I'd prefer to have a ceremony. I'm sure she would enjoy it, and the wedding dress would suit her.

>>38242049
>marriage
Fun black mass
>dress
Like a witch I guess. Most sabbaths are cool but not the whore one from the profile picture.

But if everyone is dressing like a whore, in a way, nobody is.

>>38242065
I had a leopard gecko for 16 years and my family has had 2 monkeys, dozens of turtles, snakes and other reptiles so I guess I got other funfacts stored up.


Leopard geckos raise their tails above their head and sway them back and forth to distract their prey when hunting, this is the secret to defeating lizard women, they may mean for it to be a distraction but it telegraphs their strikes

Doppelganger fun fact: GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO~

>>38242049
I would think of the most ridiculously elaborated ceremony just to annoy my waifu. Think South Park's canadian royal wedding levels of ridiculous.

>>38242049
I'd like A ceremony. Huge marriages aren't my bad, but something a bit more grand than going down to the courthouse (or going down on each other in the bedroom, as the case may be) would be nice. Traditional garb for each of us sounds about right.

I’m going to defeat all the pharaohs at card games.

>>38242049

I really, really want to fuck my waifu while she's in her wedding dress. Dress, elbow gloves, stockings and all.

>>38242138
>Why does everyone assume I am good at card games? I deal in infrastructure not games of chance!
>I swear, between that, claiming I am friends with a dark mage, and talking about white dragons I have had it up to HERE with outsiders.

>>38242049
A big, extravagant tea party among friends that will probably devolve into an orgy by the end of the night.

A colorful wedding dress is nice, but the idea of the both of us in colorful wedding suits is also entertaining.

>>38242172
>Highly skilled administrator pharaoh that is secretly a geek for card games
Dunno why I see this being a thing. Will you help her hide her hobbies from mthe grapesnake which may or may not be as equally geek for the game?

Which monster girl makes the best slampig?

>hag monster that wears a wedding dress under her regular clothes. you know, just in case
i need

>>38242197
the best what

>>38242198
What the hell are her regular clothes, a trenchcoat? Jedi robes?

>>38242210
>a trenchcoat
That'd be hilarious
>She looks like a streaker
>She actually just wears that so she can "hide" a gaudy dress complete with rolled up train underneath

>>38242208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

>>38242210
oversized sweater, skirt, and one of those pillbox hats to keep the veil in it

>>38242049
I'd definitely want a monster bride to have a traditional ceremonial outfit more fantastical than a normal wedding dress.

>>38242218
>That one MG trenchcoat kid in school
>Everyone thinks she will start an orgy at school by shooting demonic guns
>She's just a dorky girl who wants to be prepared for marriage

>>38242198

I think it would be interesting to see how mgs of different species approach wedding dresses.

Arachnees culturally probably want to make theirs themselves. Lamias are a interesting question since where should the dress actually end, maybe they get like a decorated stocking all down the tail?

>>38242299
I personally prefer them to just not have anything even remotely resembling a dress, or even anything like something from human culture. if im marrying a monster girl, id rather the ceremony be from her own culture.

>>38242339
>monster girl culture
>rip, tear, kill
They're trying to move away from that and into a progressive society.

>>38242352
human society isnt progressive

>>38236977
As someone who is afraid of deep waters and being on open sea, this is really, REALLY terrifying

>>38242404
She'll keep you safe.

>>38242370
In some human countries you can even have a kobold pet. The order even doesn't hate them.

Think about that, bigot.

>>38242370
Except when it comes to porn apparently.

>>38242417
I thought it said that only happens in the border regions where control is more loose/more people know that MGs aren't that bad. The order would probably crack down on it if they had more influence in those parts.

What do you want a story about? I'm stuck, and I'd like to cherry pick little parts of ideas I like

>>38242460
A heartwarming tale about maids in zipangu.

Who taught them to act like this?

>>38242231
Yetis sure love their funny shirts

>>38242460
pyrow shenanigans as she tries to convince anon she wants to bone

>>38242460
Loli sex

>>38242536
no
kill yourself

>>38242520
I love Yetis

>>38242550
Don't lie, Anon, You are only here for the shirt.

>>38242546
oh

>>38242556
Why would I need a shirt if I had a Yeti to cuddle me?

>>38242049
Might be ok with a small ceremony after i get the whole harem

>>38242550
Yetis love you.