/jp/ - Otaku Culture

New wallpaper?

This one took me a second.

Last Stand.

Industrialization of Gensokyo sure came and went in a hurry, Marisa looks no different than before.

>>3823032
FUCK

I had to take a second look.

Flandre as Price is so wrong

Who's the one flying the helicopter to come pick them up?

I now this is a cute and kind of creative pic but the part of me that browses /v/ is rageing like a motherfucker.

So, what is this supposed to be a parody of?

STAY FROSTY.

>>3823062
Explain. I do not play many games anymore.

some sort of modern warfare parody?

>>3823073
Youtube the ending of Modern Warfare 2.

Final scene of Modern Warfare 2.

What the fuck, Japan. Everything has to be Touhou'ed?

>Implying /jp/ plays games other than Touhou.

Remember, no Lunarian.

REIMUREZ DO EVERYTHING

>>3823084
Imagine that we do! It's crazy right!?

>>3823084
That's like saying NEETs don't surf the net.

>>3823077

Wait, what? Thought it was some alternate setting of the Modern Warfare ending.

You're saying the ending of Modern Warfare 2 is similar?

>>3823082
Yes.

>>3823106
They picked one of the maps from the multiplayer, did that funky filter/trace thing, and then added touhous reenacting the final scene over it.

>>3823073
parody of Modern Warfare 2's ending.

Marisa is replacing the role of a batshit insane US general, Flan is the badass commander that was getting beaten to death, and Sakuya is the player who just pulled a knife out of his gut and kills the general.

I just hate it because it transformers 2 of shooting games (It sucks if you didn't get that)

>>3823119
Only because it has almost as much explosions and plot as a Michael Bay film

>>3823119
y u do dis?

>>3823142
because I am spiteful and drunk

>>3823023

>>3823161
but why not we fill this thread with other touhou crossovers.

>>3823119

>I just hate it because it transformers 2 of shooting games (It sucks if you didn't get that)

Sadly, this. It's sad when a game claims realism as a selling point, then throws in anti-materiel rifles as sniper rifles and dual Desert Eagles.

Seriously, dual Desert Eagles.
You can't make any claim to realism and have professional soldiers dual wield Desert Eagles.
You can't expect a game to be seriously taken with dual Desert Eagles.
Seriously, even otherwise badass Jo Carpenter looks utterly silly dual wielding Desert Eagles. A single action Ruger does the job just fine. Why aren't there any games with Ruger revolvers in them? At least Bad Company had the REX.

>>3823169

In other news, I am almost about to get the Prestige in MW2 multiplayer, and am almost unbeatable in Hardcore Team Search And Destroy.

No, I do not use dual Deagles. Yes, I use the SCAR. Yes, I use the Barret .50.

I liked all the call of duty games that were made by IW, I'm going to skip this ones, NO LEAN, NO DEDICATED SERVERS.

Anyways I'm having a blast with the Bad Company 2 Beta on the PS3.

>>3823169
DUAL GOLDEN DESERT EAGLES.

Seriously.

>>3823184

Does the job just fine.

>>3823184
Wait, I forgot.

DUAL GOLDEN RED DOT SIGHT DESERT EAGLES WITH LASER TARGETERS

Marisa is still the Seto Kaiba of the Touhou universe, I see.

Wonderful and all, Infinity Ward, I loved all of your call of duty games but...

>no server browser, cancerous matchmaking system
Sorry, you just lost a customer.

>>3823169
>anti-materiel rifles as sniper rifles

This. The barret is designed to penetrate tank armor, yet in MP it sometimes takes 2 shots to take a person down. Not to mention the ridiculous lack of recoil on a .50 CALIBER WEAPON and the ability to lug it around the entire map and fire it accurately while standing without being overwhelmed by the weight.

/rant

>>3823241
It recoils pretty incredibly heavily if you fire from standing. Prone, there's not much, but there's almost none in the real thing if you're in the right position.

ah, I forgotten that most of our tripfags browse /k/

>>3823241

That. "Coolness".
I don't believe games incite violence or anything (and if I did I'd probably shut up about it since I'm in the game industry), but it disturbs me when wargames include needless and nonsensical "coolness" to cater to the kids.

>>3823254
I don't count that little jump in the game "heavy recoil". My point is that you can fire it effectively without taking time to set it up, and that the person you're controlling must have huge arm muscles because any normal person will have trouble just keeping the damn thing up while standing.

>>3823254
>fire from standing
>recoil pretty incredibly

Yeah.. Download Day of Defeat: Source and fire an unmounted .30 cal machine gun. You're pointing directly at the sky within 2-3 bullets.

>>3823272
>Udonge as Rochelle

Goddammit... at least it fits her role of being boring and useless.

Point is, a gun meant to be used against medium to heavy machinery is stuck in a game where it's practically only ever used against people - and not even at particularly long range at that. The only reason it's there is because it's big, makes a big bang, and thus must be awesome.

An FR F1 or -perhaps best at the ranges in the game- a Vintorez would do the job much more efficiently. But still I have yet to see those in any game at all.

>>3823272

Kaguya as Nick?

Oh, man, I can barely wait to hear her lay some sassing down on Tew-Ellis and Rei-chelle.

>>3823272
Keine as Charger
Alice as Witch
Medicine as Spitter
Letty as Boomer
Rumia as Jockey
Suwako as Hunter
Manrisa as Tank

>>3823049
CHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>3823442
in before chensaw

>>3823466

I laughed.

>>3823023

Cool filters

This is for the record: History is written by the victor

The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth.

But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom.

Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us.

For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth.

With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.

>>3823760
>>3823766
>>3823770
>>3823776
>>3823777

BOOF what the FUCK do you smoke?

Sanae ? what the fuck ?

>>3823815
One of Sanae's fanon personalities is pretty insane, in case you haven't noticed.

>>3823801
glue

>>3823823
what a bitch

>what a bitch

bracing for impact

DID SOMEBODY SAY ビッチ???

what the fuck happened here

what the hell boof

>>3823823
I'd like to think of Sanae being naive

>>3823466
still my favorite picture
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

what. the. fuck.

>>3823880
Then think of her that way.

>>3823897
But Sanae is a filthy slut, so yeah.

>>3823177
In other news nobody seemed to give a fuck about Arc's shit accomplishments in shit video games. More at 11.

>>3824267
No, just no!

>>3824307

I love how you claimed that nobody cares about the shitty tripfag and then you proceed to show how much you care by posting.

great job, faggot

>>3824316
>>3823897
>>3823880
I don't really like the fanon side of making her as annoying as possible. I appreciate the fact that anons like you still exist. Thanks.

>>3824349
Np!

>>3824341
I love how I riled you up enough to respond to my post. I think I'll go beat my dick now. Enjoy niggers eating your wife's pussy out as a deranged cow calf gives you a mean blowjob fucking fornicator.

>>3824376

Forgot your tripcode, Arc.

>>3824391

Oh, come on. I'm not nearly as retarded, butthurt, or childish as >>3824376.

>>3824391
What is he saying William? Who is this Arc he speaketh of?

>>3824404
I don't know Andy! C'mon lets go eat hay and buttrape his 12 month old daughter!

>>3824402
>Oh, come on. I'm not nearly as retarded, butthurt, or childish
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

>>3824404
>>3824413

you should be ashamed for associating yourself in any way with bobby kotick

>>3824426
>>3824413
>>3824404

Out! Out, furries! Out, you devils! Out upon you! I exorcise thee and thy faggotry! Leave and never return with your cancerous fur-faggotry!

Or I shall sharpen my knives, and tonight we shall have horse-meat for supper.

I wouldn't mind a game where Reimu and gang have to solve some new problem in Gensokyo, but instead of sortie in pairs like usual, everyone flys out at once, except the other characters only fly ahead of you as part of the background and they all go:

OSCAR MIKE, WE'RE OSCAR MIKE
REIMU, TAKE THAT BURGER TOWN
REIMU, DO EVERYTHING
KEEP UP REIMU

And then Reimu snaps and beats up everyone.

>>3824437
Give this one seven shots of morphine and two blue and reds.

>>3824437
But Arc~

Horse meat is too tough!

We'd have to make some sort of stew out of it. And I didn't bring a cooking pot.

>>3824453

>OSCAR MIKE

What... the... hell?

>>3824453
TANGO SUCKA

>>3824468

Let not your heart be troubled, Anonymous. Cooking pots I have aplenty.

>>3824470

Did somebody say OSCAR MIKE?

Because I do believe someone said OSCAR MIKE.

>>3824481

Is that some sort of letter code? O-M?

>>3824470
Oscar Mike = OM = On the Move.

Real-world military slang.

OSCAR MIKE

>>3824488

... in what country?

>>3824481

THE ENEMY IS JAMMING OUR RADAR

THERE IS NO OSCAR MIKE!!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!!

>>3824493

USA

>>3824488
I thought it mean On Mission? Or does it work for any O. M. combination

ENEMY PREDATOR MISSILE INBOUND

>>3824493

Glorious America.

(Touhous are pinned down next to a river)
(Alice calls for air support)

Sakuya "Hey, isn't this danger close for the task force?"

Alice "Since when does Marisa care about danger close"

(MASTER SPARK from the sky, whole block is leveled)

>>3824504
>>3824495

OUR AC-130 IS IN THE AIR!

sWHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED%uFEFF WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES.

>>3824504

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK, IT'S GOING TO HIT ME, I JUST KNOW IT. STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU BASTARD, HE'LL GO FOR THE DOUBLE KILL.

I thought you were cool, Helen.

>>3824533

What ever made you think that?

>>3824540
Don't worry, I still <3 you

EVERYONE

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3824553

Go on...without me....

>>3824559
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Oh, it's Arc. Everyone in da choppa! We are out of here!

>>3824519
Hi Summer, I decided not to heed your warning and I won the lottery. Now what?

>>3824604
Post the ticket here

>>3826356

>>3824553
>>3824570

Would I lose my /jp/ cred if I added this to my figurine case?

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this video on 10 other threads i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>This thread

That picture is disturbingly well done considering

Also I didn't expect Shephard to betray just because it didn't make sense to me until right at the end when he says he's the overlord from the first game who was in charge of the 30,000 marines(for one city storming operation? bullshit) who got killed in the nuke. He was pissed that Russia was glorifying Zakaev.

Still doesn't make sense why he tries to wipe you out.

>>3826428
Never figured that out either. It seems like IW makes him kill you just to say, "Oh hey he's now the bad guy and you have to kill him because he killed Roach and Ghost, and that's, like, bad."

Game of the fucking year.

if u post this inside 3 threads it will kill the heron and ur kitchen will be safe forever