/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Typical /jp/ user.


Note how shit its posts are.

So my life would be exactly the same except I'm a permanent loli? Sounds good.

No, because it would probably be pretty troublesome and then /jp/ would post pics of me all the time.

>>3822048
Damnit, /jp/.

With that said, maybe. Because I'm ageless, I'd simply wait for the era of humanity where underage sex is a-OK. I mean hey, you have the whole world and underwater to travel. Why not live a little in the meantime?

No sex? That's fine, having sex with a loli body is bad anyway.

What about masturbation? There's no age requirement on that, right?

It'd also be a fucking godsend to no longer be addicted to 4chan.

>no intercouse
Harass men, troll harder

Now my live is fixed and complete

>No operation of a motor vehicle, consumption of alcohol, or intercourse.
I don't do these anyway.

>>3821931
I'd do it.
Ageless = no death from old age = GOD OF KNOWLEDGE, HERE I COME.

>operation of a motor vehicle, consumption of alcohol, or intercourse.

I don't do any of these things anyway, and I'm betting most of /jp/ doesn't either.

Of course, it's not like I ever cared about these laws. Only reason I haven't broken in the third is because I never had a chance.

You could still have sex, it's not like it's the kid who gets in trouble when there's statutory rape going on.

>>3822141
But if I am a girl, why would I dirty my body with such a base act? I would work to be a pure and elegant lady, not some slut.

Who cares about legal rights ?
With my unlimited loli lifespan; I'll build an empire and have every right.

Ageless? No sex? Sounds a lot like Mokou.
I'd go to a bamboo forest and live the rest of my unlimited life there. Must follow ZUN's handiwork.

Technically you wouldn't be able to play eroge either but that law is even easier to break than the others.

I'd go for it.

>>3821931
As far as the law is concerned, laws like that exist only to prevent people who have not lived long enough from making use of those things.

If you could prove that you were old enough in years that have transpired, it doesn't matter what your physical age appears to be.

>>3822191

Ha ha ha oh wow.

isn't there an undecaying loli corpse somewhere in europe? that's as close as it gets to what OP says

>>3822244

I prefer Mokou be the futa and Keine be the girl.

APPROVED

>>3822268
Loli Dracula.

>>3822268

It is actually just a mummified course with a wax mask.

I notice you didn't say watching porn or playing eroge OP. In that case yes!

>intercourse
Relinquished long ago.
>alcohol
Longer still.
>driving
only do it when I must, and even then I'm hesitant. If not for fear of death, I'd wreck my car as an excuse to ride with others everywhere.

Lolify me please.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Greenberg

Unaging? Well, there's some truth in everything. I didn't know about the creepy vanishing tumor that girl had, though. Should look into it further, that's one peculiar case.

Picture is some random defect because I can't be assed with getting a Brooke Greenberg picture.

You know, in most states children are allowed to operate a motor vehicle by age 15, it is okay to drink wine at communion, and in many states there isn't anything illegal about sexual intercourse as long as there isn't a significant age difference between the partners.

And because you're ageless, the mathematical operator "difference" can't be used to compare you to the age of another (since your age is literally not-a-number), so you can have sex with whoever you want as long as you live in the right state. Federalism fuck yeah!

>>3822268

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalia_Lombardo

But think she may be a bit too you-... small, even for Anon's tastes.

Do I get to choose how I look? Because I would totally be an immortal dwarf rat-child.

Of course, since I don't do any of those things anyway.

I wish to become the ageless loli.

Why would I have to relinquish my rights?
People do drink and have sex while under-aged.

How much of a loli am I? Could I pass for at least 14?

If so, I can probably get a driver's license from some fringe state. Drinking and sex are only problems if I get caught. Under-age sex is a double-standard so it's always the guy at fault.

>>3822407
Unless you, the 14 year old girl, are raping newborn boys or something.

What about school and shit?
If I walk around every day as a loli without a guardian, someone'll report me eventually and I'll end up in a shitty foster home.

Listen up faggots, the condition is that you are treated as a child for the rest of your immortal life. It's magic, a miracle or simply the LAW. There are no ifs and buts and a catgirl dies every time you try to argue the point.

>>3822439
>Suggesting you would leave your house.

>>3822466
Our guardians would die eventually

>>3822452
If I'm treated as a child, I can't get in trouble for anything I do. I'll drink as much as I please.

>>3822470
Yes, and? Work from home. Continue to pay bills. When your age gets too high, get a relative's descendant to take it over or pretend to be your own child.

>>3822489
Now that's an interesting way to deal with the not aging conundrum. Though it still runs into difficulty when you need to do something in person.