/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't believe you.

>>38216392
No way

How the fuck?

>>38216392
OP is an actual girl.

I installed one of those imitation Touhou games from the Play Store and they were unplayable because my thick thumb got in the way of the majority of the screen

Which touhou game did you play on mobile?

>>38216392
How does one play Touhou on mobile? I thought emulation wouldn't really be performant enough yet.

>>38216392
How

Woah, Wow, Amazing

>>38217629
>>38217706
>>38217963
>>38217995
There's a Touhou app on the play store that lets you play against the bosses from the games. It works fine but using your finger on a tiny ass phone screen to move the character is kinda ass.

>>38221356
Are you mobile gaming fucks the reason smartphones are fuck huge now? My mom got me a new phone for christmas because I was still using a blackberry and it barely fits in my pocket.

>>38221419
it's for overall content consumption

>>38221419
i fucking hate the new huge phones too

>>38221419
>>38222734
Are tablets not a thing anymore?

>>38223618
Normalfags have to leave their house and only want to bring one device with them. They "need" their phone anyways so they want it to "do it all".

>>38223738
How is this a bad thing? I swear you faggots will shit on anything just to be a contrarian

>>38223738
Yeah those smartphones work like Swiss Army Knives nowadays

>>38221356
LMFAO

>>38224025
Normalfag detected, opinion discarded.

>>38224251
>hurr durr normalfag
i'm quoting you

for me it's 【東方】弾幕遊戯

>>38223738
Honestly you fucker will complain about anything "new" now, wouldn't you?

>>38223738
leave the house sometimes fatty there is no honour in dying from a heart attack

>>38224859
Yes. Normalfag phoneposters ruined the Internet.

>>38224873
>leave the house sometimes
What happened to my beloved jay pee?
>fatty
You're projecting. I weigh 160 at 5'10" and exercise 6 days a week. Really, normalfags should stay home and exercise more; 50% of you are obese.

>>38224936
you can sit on a park bench and pay 2hu on your phone the future is now old man

>>38225067
I could do that 20 years ago with a laptop, but why would I want to go outside?
>the future is now old man
Indeed, I can have groceries delivered to my front door and pay all of my bills online. Additionally, due to Corona I am now a model citizen. We are truly in the Golden Age for shutins.

>>38225122
you know how reimu goes it's nice here *carefree* in eosd? you can do that too if you go outside

>>38225523
"No"

>>38225540
faggot

>>38223618
I'm using a tablet rn. Is the ultimate NEET device.

>>38225540
You can pretend play as Reimu in public and get a friend to act as Rumia

>>38225684
I wish I had friends

>>38225738
/jp/ is your friend. /jp/ is OUR friend?

>>38225738
My life hasn't gotten much better since my friends stopped talking to me.

>>38225738
My life has gotten much better since my friends stopped talking to me.

>>38221419
Maybe don't have tiny tranny hands and don't wear women's jeans

>>38223618
tablets got smaller and phones got bigger
they're one in the same these days.

>>38227018
I can't wait until these days end and someone designs an aesthetic looking device again instead of these retarded looking smartphones.

>>38224561
t. anon of the untamed fields

>>38221356
How accurate is it to the real games?

I’ll bite, give me the name.

>>38239144
By accurate I mean if it’s just spell practice for the official games. If it’s new spells or not accurate to the official ones then I’m not interested.

>>38216392
are you the real reimu

>>38216392
Shmups are perfect for smartphones, but gamers are too stupid to understand this

Two days post and zero mention of the game. The game is very likely the app Thousand Night Amnesis. No stage, just bosses. The shoot is on auto, so you just need to bomb. The death bomb delay is the same as Imperishable Night. Last Spellcard for final boss also don't have the bomb immunity. Extra bosses is dumped along in the fight instead of separated for a single fight, which means PCB and IN in that game is quite hard since you have to fight both Ran and Yukari or Eirin and Kaguya in the same stage. Theres also another game, where you choose Spellcards to play against, but you can only play as Marisa, Touhou Madouroku.
>>38225122
>Indeed, I can have groceries delivered to my front door and pay all of my bills online.
This sounds good until you realize how retarded those delivery cost are.

>bro trust me herding is totally convenient with sensor screen controls
fuck you utter rotten subhuman sacks of cuckold shit for bumping this bait

>>38224025
you're dumb and i hate you for not seeing how massive gigasized phones are an absolutely idiotic thing outside of consuming content on them like some retarded normalfag (i.e. you)

>>38253701
>gamers
Please don't use g word but, yes, you're correct.

>>38253989
Yeah, I bet he's talking about thousand night anamnesis.
The true patrician way to play touhou on the go, should you ever really feel the need to do it while on a train or something, is to get retroarch with the npII kai core and a controller mount for the phone and play the PC98 games on it.

>>38254837
Phones are almost exclusively used for consuming content these days. Such as this game.

>>38264419
Ah I have that one. I got another one by the same guy where it was like a bunch of boss rushes modelled after actual games (e.g in the touhou 6 one you’d fight rumia first and Flandre last)

>>38224025
Big phones are gluttonous and excessive. I want it to fit in my pocket

>>38274181
>a bunch of boss rushes modelled after actual games
How accurate were the spellcards? Is it like a portable practice mode for the real game?

like fan ports?
can touhou games ever go a similar path like doom?

>>38277276
Less than half of the cards are replicated to the real games. But I do remember that they honoured Clownpiece's signature first Spell by following it exactly the same, except that its not a timeout spell. It does try its best to follow gimmicks of the boss from the real game, Okuu, Junko and Clownpi are hell even in mobile version.

>>38225067

>>38216392
Sounds fun.

>>38264419
I'll take people who at least try the game on mobile before saying its too hard and just consume fanon material