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I want to make Gappy happy and be happy with Gappy!

>> No.38199974
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38199974

>>38188827
The best way to pacify a dangerous youkai is to keep them happy and pregnant

>> No.38200062

>>38188827
Gappy is a haggy!

>>38199974
This is true, but where could you ever find a young man who would want to be with a woman so old? Old youkai are probably very dangerous, they'd be very possessive, and they'd certainly find ways to prolong your lifespan so they can keep you forever. Sounds terrible, doesn't it?

>> No.38204727
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38204727

>>38200062
In Yukari's case, she wouldn't waste time on things like consent
She shops around for a husband, and takes home the one she likes, likely picking one she can groom to her liking

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38216230

>>38200062
She's 17!

>> No.38216260

>>38199974
She'll have a miscarriage considering how old she is

>> No.38216690

>>38216260
Youkai are immortal
She'll be young and fertile forever

>> No.38219025

>>38216690
Youkai aren't immortal, they're just really long lived.
Source: uhhh ngl i dont really remember but it was mentioned in a print work somewhere pls trust me bro

>> No.38231270

>>38219025
Youkai persist so long as they are feared
They only die of "old age" because their legends become forgotten or dwarfed by newer entities

>> No.38231346

>>38204727
Imagine being a young boy and getting spirited away by Yukari! Trapped in her home, unable to escape, as she raises you exactly as she desires! Horrifying!

>> No.38231429

>>38231346
Is that what happened to Ran?

>> No.38231532

>>38231429
No, Ran is just Yukari's computer that will also be used to craft you into Yukari's perfect husband. And Chen will be your classmate, but I doubt she'll pay attention to the lessons.

>> No.38231646

>>38231532
Then why doesn't Yukari have a husband right now? Did she eat the last one when she failed to meet her expectation?

>> No.38231654

>>38231646
She probably tried to get a man willingly, but absolutely no one is interested in Christmas cake several thousand years old. So now you get to be the one raised to take the hag's virginity.

>> No.38231723

>>38231654
I would say the fact that she regularly abducts, torments, and then eats children has more to do with her ability to get a husband.

Should have tried to marry a slasher villain.

>> No.38241824

>>38231723
None of that is true, you've been reading too much Akyuu stories.

>> No.38251782

>>38199974
She looks so happy!

>> No.38253250

>>38251782
Which is what makes that image so disgusting

>> No.38260827

>>38188827
>>38199974
If I make happy the gappy, can I live forever with her?

>> No.38266721

>>38260827
if you make gappy happy, she'd never let you die
you will be hers forever

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