/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38174164
I like this image more

>>38174164
nah, i only drink milk.

>>38174180
Thanks, I like to think I have at least half decent taste.

>>38174164
Imps are important! I love imps! I love my Arch Imp!
And I'd love a cup of tea!

>>38174182
I can't stand milk, though.

Reposting since last thread died pretty early due to vtumors (not all 6 pages though since there's so many). Jabberwock's Globe-Trotting Gourmet Journey updated with 6 new pages, with Jabberwock interviewing a Crow Tengu from Zipangu! I hope you'll enjoy them all!

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1481820898781011975

>>38174213
sucks to be you, weakling

Great! Another two threads non-sense. So what do we use? THIS? Or the other:
>>38174154

But I see the other one came much earlier. WHat's the matter? Because that OP pic ain't strictly MGE?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its not the size of the maid that matters, but the size of her heart!*
*Or heart analog for slime and automaton based maids.

>>38174228
>everyone has to like what I like or they're weak

>>38174269
smol maids mean more maids

>Human_naked_driving_a_car.jpeg

>>38174265
other thread's pic is shit

>>38174381
>They occupy the same space as a single maid but can be in more places at once.
>One even can perform breast related duties.
Mini-maids, buy a pair today!

I hope you anons will join us for the first draconia Street race. We'll be racing through the streets of the capital so bring your car and let's have some fun

>>38174164
I want shog.

Squidbros, what's a good "please forgive me mistress, for scampering off to secret squidbro meetings" gift to give a mindflayer?

>>38174518
It's literally impossible for me to even consider ever leaving the side of my mindflayer wife.

>>38174182
>not wanting mindflayer milk

Half of /jp/ got nuked including this thread way earlier, what happened?

>>38174596
holo-raid

>>38174596
Like 30 or so hololive threads got shit out all at once

>>38174638
Then why don't they get rid of them? they have their own board

>>38174685
Mods are dragging their feet on it for some reason.
Like, I don't mind watching them but if you have your own board, you post that crap on said board.

>>38174593
most squidbros are literally incapable wanting anything else for nutrition

>>38174518
Bake her something! If you can successfully get to the next squidbro meeting, I'm making a bunch of cookies, brownies, millionaires shortbread, cakes, hot chocolate... etc.

>>38174682
why are vtuber fags so autistic

>>38174703
>Mods are dragging their feet on it for some reason
Mods are holofags themselves

>>38174437
Can someone please explain the dragons and cars meme?

>>38174742
Is there a way to contact Hiroshima so he can discipline his mods? there's no direct contact in the 4chan page

>>38174745
Someone jokingly asked KC about the "dragons fucking cars" meme fetish, and he misunderstood and said that you can't have sex with a dragon in a car.

>>38174685
>>38174703
you guys are a bunch of actual babies if you think thirty minutes is mods deliberately dragging their feet

mods used to let boards burn for half a day until someone who cared finally woke up

>>38174766
Why? Car sex is hot.

>>38174425
>can reach smaller, hard to reach spots
>makes maid duties cute
>can still reach high shelves by standing on each other's shoulders
>massive cuddle piles after a hard day of work
good thing mini-maids are highly breedable, they are the most requested maid, maid pair, and maid bundles

>>38174827
My guess is that he meant mge world doesnt have cars

>>38174518
>Flayer-waifu smiles smugly that her Anon is worried about the false-memories of 'sneaking off to see Squidbro'
>hfw he does such cute things for her to make up for his 'mistake'

>>38174745
What do you not understand?

>>38174920
I guess Anon is going to need one of those big 50s US convertibles for working room
>or horny Dragon turns Anon's hardtop into an instant convertible to get to the prize inside
The scarcity of cars in MGE may be because the car might not be drivable afterwards

>>38174518
>wife found the squidbro mancave Monday meetup location
Bros, I'm so sorry... I used the mind conceal illusion, I never thought she'd follow me there. She told your wives, we're in for it now

>>38175030
the only option left is to frame the altanacha spider boys

>>38174732
They have to have their favorite be in the OP which is autistic, but sometimes people make a bad OP on purpose so multiple threads make sense in that case.

>>38174745
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dragons-having-sex-with-cars

Apparently that shit is an old meme since forever

In the future where all human women are finally replaced by monster girls and monsters girls are able to produce human men, but not as many, creating a imbalanced gender ratio, Ziapngu will lay out a law making yokai harems mandatory for all human boys and men and the mana will be so intense that everything, from doors, to trees will be considered gods or monsters.
And that's how Shinto will be born in MGE.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be gangraped by harem led by a nurarihyon.

>>38175093
I dunno man, I am a 1 monster girl kind of guy. I have nothing against harems but it's not for me. I don't think I have the mental fortitude to deal with more than 1 of these.

>>38175117
You, a monogamous married man, will be in as much danger in the inevitable future as a single human man today.
You will either have to live in isolation with your wife or train your cock, the rest of your body, and your skills to handle six unforgivably-horny monsters.

>>38175093
I'll perform a recursive summoning ritual to summon imps to my home, in that case!

>>38175177
Six should be the maximum, one human man can handle. Don't get too addicted getting gangbanged, you'll become too dependent on sex in order to process normal thoughts in your head.

>>38175030
Hide the video games!

>>38175195
With enough mana, I should reach a point of "lewd enlightenment", where I can both fully experience the joy of orgy with my imp superharem and fully process my thoughts and interact with the world.

>>38174218
Very nice. I'm enjoying the series, it's very refreshing.

>>38175207
It's a long and dangerously lewd road. You'll make many daughters on the road. And you'll grow completely accustomed to goblin culture to the point where you could be too accustomed. And you'll even smell like goblin pussy cum and mana-boosted musk to attract even more dominant goblins. Not saying you shouldn't but it's really difficult to reach some kind of lewd enlightenment. It's kind of the reason many men are too scared to give their bodies to multiple monsters and "harem out" themselves to become really powerful.

>>38175204
>mindflayer tromps down the bare wooden, creaky steps to the basement
>classic rock blaring from a cassette radio in the corner
>mounted deer head on the wall
>football game on the tv
>a poster of a man on a boat with a beer in his hand, captioned "my wife thinks I'm at work"
>ancient plaid couch that's more stain than cloth
>book shelf of fishing mags and WWII biographies made of wood and bricks
>the squid boys are sitting around a worn felt table playing poker smoking cigars
>try to slither out the hopper window before they can be identified
>wife gets the names from them out of her husband's memories
>informed that they've all be "invited" to a "girl's night out"
>ends up being a guy's night in

>>38175039
That's a smart idea. How do you "punish" a writhing mass of flesh the size of a rhino

>>38175195
imps only count as half of a girl so i think around 12-20 should be okay.

>>38175237
>goblin
Where did I say anything about goblins? I'm summoning imps. Cute little fiendesses who radiate charms both mundane and magical. And I'm going to BATHE in their cunny juices. I'm going to experience continual reverse bukkake. I'm going to reach a point where everything smells like sweat and lust, then pass that point and start noticing their distinct smells and tastes when everything is blurred together. I'm going to conjure a massive bed so we can cuddle in one giant pile when we sleep, and so we can have a place for comfy morning/noon/afternoon wood milking reverse trains.

>>38175237
>>38175320
oops i meant imp

>>38175298
you can't handle it, loli bodies will do wild things to a man's mind.
having too much of it will make you go insane

>>38175320
i was going to do that except with a twin size matress

I’m going to have at LEAST 100 lolis in my harem, I will become the cunny master.

>>38174164
Good edition

I just wanna molest loli liches for crying out loud!

>try to run away and I'll stick your head inside this tail

>>38175420
I use "reveal hidden eyes" to fluster her

>>38174967
>What do you not understand?
Why does she have a Baymax in her closet?
Is it the dragon equivalent of an inflatable sex-doll for lonely dragons?
>"on a scale of 1 to 10, how frustrately horny are you...?"

How much shonen is too much shonen?

>>38175455
You anon are a pervert of the highest order

>>38175526
if Selene was shonen, her fae would be shadowed out, and the frist thing we'd see is her on her throne watching leon and saying "omoshiroi"

>Im going to punch you, and you are going to like it.

Sabbathbros she's in, I think the anti-Sabbath oppai cabal's been fooled!

>>38175758
Ok put up or shut up

>>38175760
this picture is a lie, greenworm would devour those melons she's using

>>38175778
I knew her supposed skills were too good to be true. Last time we trust someone just because her resume claims "she's pretty good at worming her way into places"

>>38174400

>>38175794
>worming her way into places
>you think it's into vaults or organizations
>she meant farms and pantries
she can leave a produce isle bare in 10 sec flat

>>38175842
if she comes on my farm again im throwing more firecrackers

>>38175870
don't do it anon
you'll gain the ire of dire greenworms for bullying their smaller sisters

>>38175894

>>38175903
>not "the veggies must flow"
dune is too violent for sweet greenworm

>>38175842
>worming her way into places
>what she means to say is just being a worm and going places
>she just waltzes on through without anyone noticing
>somehow they always just let it slide

>>38175384
I want to facefuck these eldritch bitches like you wouldn't believe, I don't even care if I turn into a slimy squid thing

>>38175870
>>38175894
>>38175903
>Anon cackles as he throws firecrackers at the invading worms
>Said worms run around "Mwee..."ing and running into each other
>There is a rumble and a giant worm comes out and glares at Anon
Do you have a big enough firecracker for this Anon?

>>38175393
It's a vicious cycle anon. Breeding the loli liches just produces more loli liches.

>>38175420
>anon pushes her hair back to reveal her hidden eyes
>they're a striking, slightly glowing shade of red
>they remind him of a dream he had as a boy, their soft glow and enticing aura enrapturing him
>anon's already lost to the tailpussy and mofu before he's come to
Be extra careful when dealing with covered eyes anon, sometimes it's for your own safety and preserving your own ego.

>>38175928
>somehow they always just let it slide
>guards are protecting the royal garden
>they see a greenworm approach
>she "sneaks" towards them while humming the mission impossible theme
>she looks so cute that they can't help but to pretend that she's actually sneaky
maybe greenworms really are the best ninjas

>>38175760
Beat her ass!

>>38175918
She's too pure, too innocent for drugs and violence. Despite all of the memes like pic related and silly things with them, at the end of the day Greenworms are for cuddles, love, and munching on vegetables with their husbands. Eventually wholesomely cocooning and becoming beautiful Papillons ready to spend the rest of their lives with their beloved, hopefully bringing new little wormlings into the world.

>>38175941
yes, its called my wife, im not suppose to bother her with trivial matters while shes concocting something

>>38175830
I remember people discussing this meme, what did it come from again?

>>38175990
Monster wifes are always there to pull through for you when you need them the most. Amazing.

>>38175985
>ordered to beat her ass
>big monster girls spend the next 24 hours trying to figure out where the "ass" is on the worm to give it a proper beating
>just decide to give up and take her home because she keeps mweeing and asking for food

>>38175204
get yourself a flayer wife that plays Halo co-op with you while you hang out on her in squidform

>>38175903
It should be a Sandwurm mamono telling her Anon "the Essence must flow..."
>while jacking the essence pump ofc

>>38175393
>EO but only with mamono
Imagine

>>38175455
It also reveals 3 jealous Jinkoes schlicking themselves in the bushes...

>>38175768
>...Horse punch
Like a 'Donkey punch' but its more a slight slap on the back of her head.
Tfw she likes it, and next time shyly shows you her collection of riding-crops and harnesses

hats are hot

wake up please americans

>>38176209
You assume we went to sleep in the first place

>>38176135
Too small

>>38176209
I'm up, too bad I didn't wake up to see a lilim next to me...

Did I miss it?

If you want to get in some exercise, remember to bike and not jog! Jogging can trigger rapist instincts in many monsters, on a bike however you stand some chance of outpacing a would be rapist.

Eat imp ass

Now that everyone is asleep I can freely post about massive vampire milkers

>>38174164

>>38164978
>>38165242
After that hectic evacuation and the loss of Martyr Squadron, nearly all the troops and personnel of the unit that just evacuated and other units that have arrived are met with their new commander.

"Greetings ladies and gentlemen. First I would like to thank our Overgod and All-Creator above that you have made it here in relative safety with the blessing of our Overgod Almighty. And second, I welcome you to our ranks soldiers and persons of The 50th Resilient Ones. The name of your battalion does not lie, you are indeed one of the best military units of Kolechia and continue fighting on against the monsters even when your country fell into monster hands. It's surprising and almost miraculous your unit continued to fight and survive in that remote island base for Overgod how long... Sadly not everyone has made it, we have lost Martyr Squadron as they valiantly fought flew against those monsters that tried to encircle and overwhelm The 50th Resilient Ones' escape. Atleast Echo Five-Seven also made it out along with The Resilient and other Kolechian forces at that evacuation. Martyr 3, the greatest and best of that squadron being grabbed and thrown by a Wurm... Overgod bless his soul and his sqaudron's, a Vigil will be held for Martyr Squadron later on. But moving on, you all must not dwell in your past defeats and failures! Look around you all, notice that you are all soldiers, citizens, volunteer fighters and militias from different countries, counties and kingdoms. Those demons were able to divide and conquer you all, that is how and why they were successful in beating you all. That won't be the case anymore however. From this point forward you are all integrated and part of The Order's Holy Armed Forces. With us and The Chief God blessing us, we will eventually turn the tides in our favor! We might not be able push an offensive against the demonic monster hordes in an upcoming mission. But we sure can try to halt their advance and break their momentum. For now you are all entitled for rest, take it easy for now and await your next operation. Bear in mind you are now soldiers of The Order, crusaders of the Divine! And lastly, I would like to give praise to an exceptional Ace Pilot who performed well during the evacuation of The 50th Resilient Ones; Crimson."

At the mention of that name, a pilot stands up. And the commander speaking continued.

"Crimson, you have performed excellently during the evacuation of The Resilient Ones, despite the loss of Martyr Squadron. You continued flying and fending off those monsters and their Air Force. Giving enough time for the rest of your comrades to escape and you flying off as well. For that, I congratulate you and more than that. Crimson, you are also officially an Ace Pilot of The Order's Aerospace Force. The same goes to all you other pilots! You are now pilots flying for The Order's Aerospace Force, thus you will receive new modern aircraft. But for now, take a break. You will all be called upon soon enough, standby for your next sortie... That is all, dismissed!"

***

Will that Wurm get another chance at a man?

>>38176950
I love vampiric cows

>>38176209
Stop being a continent of alps and then maybe.

>>38176959
Tldr shorten for my shit attention span please

>>38177231
tl dr; UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MONSTER ASS AND TIDDY, SO EROTIC

>>38176209
y?

>>38177730
becuase its euro hours so the thread is either slow or gay

>>38177755
ogey, let me post some tiddie

>>38177755
Euros are in work, that's why it's dead.

>>38176959
>Helltaker
Shit fanbase and shit girls.

Maybe it's too early in the morning for this but...
Pharaoh vs. Apophis! You have to choose who rules the desert (and your body)!
https://strawpoll.com/aeay7fgjx

>>38177796
Imagine living on the wrong side of the atlantic

>>38177781
some more

>>38177915
Beats living on the wrong side of medditerean if you ask me.

>>38177231
Sounds like ace combat fag is shitting the thread up with his garbage fanfic again.

>>38177796
Isn't a significant part of the thread NEETs?
t. EuroNEET

>>38178056
The poll shown only 30% is unemployed, and like half of it are students.

>>38177896
I'm siding with Apophis and I bet we'll overthrow Pharaoh through the power of democracy!

>>38178143
>democracy
please, no. State your demands.

Stupid youkai. Sexy, but complete idiots.

>>38178176
We want Fox to bring back Firefly

>>38178143
Let me run for president, I just need to secure Khepri votes.

>>38176959
eat shit

>>38178227
>pandering to the dung beetle demographic

>>38177915

Monster Girl Threads are the only reason I even come to /jp/

>>38178350
Imagine wanting to fuck the smug.

>>38175938
>>38175384
Those two in particular are very erotic, they trigger my vampire fetish too. Except, I think it's more a mental vampirism in their case.

>>38178392
yeah

>>38178368

>>38175384
i dont think they marked this on the map

>>38178368
Same. I don't spend as much time as I use to here though, used to be I'd have the thread open 24/7 and comment frequently. Now I lurk other places but still drop by when I', procrastinating.

>>38178368
Same, but with 4chan as a whole.

>>38176959
>as the assembled troops watched in shocked awe, a mighty wave of DL mana washed over the breifing room
>their Commander and a large number of their most monster-hating pilots transformed instantly into Alps
>the less aware pilots who couldn't scramble out of the way in time were grabbed and rape-marriaged into partnerships with horny Alps who moments before had been their squad-leaders and heroes
>most never recovered from that mental shock of being Amazon-pressed by a horny succubus body still wearing the hastily torn remnants of their squad-mates' uniform
>the older wiser NCOs at the back of the room managed to slip quietly out the emergency exits
>the grizzled Sergeant-Major gathered the little band of survivors together in a darkened hallway on Deck 5, speaking quietly to avoid being hunted:
>"well, lads, that's it. We lost. Now, there are 2 options, go back in there and end up trapped fucking some faggot Alp for all eternity, or we surrender to actual monsters, but at least they're real girls..."
>the other troops waited nervously for his orders
>"...as for me, I'm a bit of a stickler for polished badges and such, I guess I'm going to let some Assault-Kiki whack me with her frypan, then cook me some eggs and bacon in it, the rest of you make your own choices and ... Good luck, boyos."
> /end tg-shit

>>38178488
Based Sergeant-Major caring for his troops. Had it been another schmuck you would have been thrown into the Alp pit for the sake of "victory". I would gladly stand by his side when the Kiki corps come.

>>38178587
>japanese culture

>>38178595
Ok?

What’s this summoning magic meme too? Some monsters want teach their husbands summoning so they can always be by their side?

>>38178636
Means no westshit, capiche? Jap style art only

beware

I will have 20+ moth kids with my moth wife
And we will live in blissful matrimony forevermore

>>38174164
Do any of you guys read the lorebooks your waifus come from?

>>38178709
you're the moth mother multiplying master

>>38178734
I don't even know from which lorebook she comes from.

>>38178734
My waifu is to new to be in any lorebook.

>>38178734
No, only I write my waifu's lore.

>>38174218
This wock is cute. Monsters with big egos are cuuuuute!

>>38178587
I think I like all the helltaker girls apart from loremaster

>>38178862
i want a queen jabberwock gf, all haughty and spoiled

>>38178899
Anon that's maximum overhaughty. That's dangerous.

>>38178911
i like danger, it makes me harder but It can't be that dangerous

>>38178929
Her oh ho hos shake the very earth and will make you instantly rock hard.

>>38176959
you already posted this fuck off

>>38178949
>her mouth tentacles join in as well
>making a symphony of oh ho hos
>sounds as divine as her right to be queen

>>38178488
But wait! What about that frustrated still-single Wurm?

>>38164815
>>38165242

>>38178887
ngl the chocolate pancakes always made me curious.

>>38178669
I'm not sure what you mean exactly, but summoning magic allows you to summon a monster that signed up for it before hand; you can specify what kind of monster you want too, as long as that type fits. It's not said if it works on men so monsters can summon them (expect KC's "sure, why not" answer), but monsters need to know about it first.
If you mean married couples, there's a separate teleportation spell that's about teleporting oneself instead of your partner. Connection you have with your wife allows you very easy teleportation to her and vice versa.

>>38178995
Big purple drills, regal outfit, breasts so big and a bodu so tall you could be right under her nose and she couldn't see you.
>>38179010
>And then a man fell from the sky and landed in the Wurms arms and they lived happily ever after

>>38178949
>anon's first time in wonderland
>hear her ohohos and gets rock hard
>stumbles upon a tea party
>his boner visible to everyone there
another peaceful day in Wonderland

>>38179010
i'll take her, just tell me where she lives and give a gas mask and I'll break in or just ship me to her as a lovedoll

>>38179046
That is the figure fit for many regal girls.
>When a local lich gets nobility status and alters her body to fit this description.
>Monotone but smug

>>38179046
>bodu
what?

>>38179092
Regal ladies need huge tracks of land.

When the portals open how can I possibly explain to my wife that I already have a tulpawife of her kind, and how would I get my Tulpa to stop being jealous of the real deal?

>>38179145
Well duh, being a landowner is typical for nobility.

her love like her wrath knows no bounds

The most recent law passed in MGC allows police to stop, strip, and 'search' (more realistically, grope) any male pedestrian walking on the street. Even if the man is doing nothing wrong and no contraband is found, they still have no legal recourse to hold the officer accountable.
How is this legal? This is just another assault on the rights of single men in this city. It's blatantly unconstitutional but the mayor doesn't give a fuck- she's on record as having said that any man who is molested or raped was 'obviously asking for it'. I hate this city! Down with MGC!

>>38179193
its not legal, you're just really gullible

>>38179145
>"You are Anon, that mercenary who saved those lost ghoul children correct? "
>"I am Illya Louise Von Echart, Dutchess of the Ghost Glade, Arch-Magister to the Queen, and soon to be lady of the Sunless Fen."
>"The tale of your exploits have reached even the halls of my lofty keep and I was wondering if you would be interested in touring my lands after this ball? "
>All of this is said in a monotone.
I need this haughty lich to Oh-ho-ho-ho at me while her massive manatanks are crammed into a revealing dress.

>>38179145
i now know where I am gonna hang out at, i also know where I am going to crash parties at
>>38179193
stop whining and face the wall so officer tentacle can search you

>>38179193
>blatantly unconstitutional
I don't even think they have a constitution, Anon, pretty sure their law enforcement is quite medieval in nature. Just deal with crime as needed and then goof off the rest of the time.

>>38179193
They have no legal right to do it to you if your wife refuses. You do have a wife, right?

>>38179193
Always have a friend with you when you go out and make sure he's slower than you. You can run and let him get caught and searched

>>38179237
No, because this city is full of pushy monsters and that's it. I'm saving myself for a nice human woman instead, like God intended!

>>38179256
Based.
Pure vanilla romances between a human man and a human woman are wonderful

>>38179256
Here's your nice human girl to marry.

>>38179193
great, another thing to worry about, o am both an illegal immigrant and have to deal with this shit, sometimes I wonder if I should've have stayed in my country

>>38179308
Lady, you've got a little, uh...discharge.

>>38174164

>>38179193
i've got a pass that prevents me from being molested

>>38179370
Alright, alp.

>>38179370
Anon the get out of jail free card you took from the monopoly board can only work so much before they catch on

>>38179415
it was signed by yhe mayor, i got it signed on a meet and greet. I will be free from cops messing with me

>>38179415
>cops so dumb that they take that card as something real

>>38179520
It's what happens when the police force starts accepting Wurms.

>>38179533
Officer Wurm is the best cop, everyone loves her and all the criminals sh catches give up the moment they see her

>>38179520
They'll give a badge to anyone due to the sheer amount of officers they lose to the force being used as a dating service. It makes it hard on the male cops because they have no reliable backup. Why just the other day my buddy from the academy tried to apprehend some mobster and now he's missing and there's a video going around of him being forced to brush fluffy tails

>>38177896
Didn’t know Apophis were that much more popular than pharaoh

>>38179590
>forced

Ocelomeh are the ideal childhood friend

>>38179193
Oh boy, lets see what monster girl police is gonna "stope and search" me today!
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Demon
Well, it was nice knowing you all. Looks like I'm getting force to sign a "non-disclosure agreement".
At least demons in police uniforms sounds sexy as hell.

>>38179549
>tfw Officer Wurm single-handedly restored the good perception of the police in the community that they had lost in the Alp scandal of '94
This is why we love Wurm-chan, keep up the good work.

>>38179590
give me a mask, an address and a smile and I'll make sure those mobsters are behaving and are upright upstanding citizens

>>38179415
>taking the "Community Chest" card and showing it to gullible Holsts
>tfw when getting free milk straight from the source all week

Need me a kiki to shit on my chest.

>>38179664
>>gullible
>letting you get addicted to their milk
anon, you dropped out of 5th grade, didn't you

>>38179010
Try to keep up, she got an Anon fall on her off the castle walls
>I did the first 2 greens setting it up then another Anon did that one, so her problems are over
>happy ending for Wurm, many "happy-endings" for her ex-Order Husbando

>>38179664
>he thinks it’s the card that’s letting him get that

>>38179607
You damn foxes will get what's coming to you as soon as we find your hideout.
>>38179654
The last vigilante that tried that ended being recorded on a casting couch. It was twenty minutes of disgusting content like him having to hand feed the interviewer tofu

>>38179717
The plottwist is that they let him because he said please.

>>38179718
Don’t worry, I’ll be quick and I’ll show them fake fried tofu as well as things that will tangle up their tails

>>38179193
Yeah, its not legal and it's not fair
>go get a good Tanuki lawyer
>pay her 20 gold and sign up to a contract
>Guaranteed your days of being molested by the cops for being a single-Anon wil be solved overnight
>or your money back...

In all seriousness though, I'd most definitely would like a kikimora to shit on my chest. Piss too. Just once though. Never again after that. Just once. I just need to know...

>>38179666
>...shit on my chest.
Tough gig to achieve, Satan bro
>Kikis will eventually do scat-play if you ask really nicely, but they'll want to immediately clean it up as well
>they will also do Yuri-play if Masstah has another mamono home
But finding a Kiki who will do scat on a Mimic?
That's a pretty rare combination of kinks...

>>38179839
Anon wtf

>>38179873
>>38179875
I&R, retards.

be like mero

>>38179873
>>38179875
Dumbasses

>>38179890
I&R?

>>38179892
>tragic?
You don't need to tell Anons be do more of that here.

>>38179839
I want to tease a Kikimora by cleaning after myself so she has nothing to do.

>>38179873
Btw, how exactly does an Anon fuck a Mimic?
Doesnt the wooden box get in the way of the real treasure-box?

>>38179946
You can climb in the chest with her, but also the keyhole directly links to her pleasure hole.

>>38179946
get in the box shiji

>"This is a really good burger. I have to come back to this place sometime. Maybe after I fuck anon in his car tomorrow."

>>38179911
Ignore and Report, instead of giving (You)s for effortless, obvious bait.

>>38179992
>keyhole directly links to her pleasure hole.
and then Don Knotts walks in

>>38175117
Same. I don't blame haremfags for their choice, but i prefer vanilla more. Even if incubus powers will give me an oppurtunity to handle with several girls, I will only love one.

>>38180009
i want to go to dragonia to see how crazy it is, and also to be an artist to draw all the pretty dragons. I won't make much but probably be enough to eat and have a place to sleep at

>>38180053
Sorry Anon, we are all banned from entering because some based individual sent an empty egg carton to the queen.

>>38180039
You can't make a full adventuring party with just you and your single wife.

>>38180101
That's where the daughters come in!

>>38180009
What Deonora likes to eat?

>>38180079
The dragons who made that law will be zombies in no time just go in when everyone has forgotten it or just ignore it altogether and go now.

I would like to speak to the learn cow. I require assistance.

>>38180186
Yes? What is it?

>>38180101
Not true, just don't take on hard quests. A hedge knight and his cheshire thief accomplice don't take unneeded risks.

>>38180101
Never played Superstar Saga?

>>38180213
I really need help learning to write character dialogue. Do you have any advice?

>>38180217
>ask Cheshire were to go next
>she just tells you spots were you and her could fuck
nearly useless is better than nothing.

>>38180229
Add a wurm to the mix and you've got an Inside Story.

>>38180245
Sandworm*
fuck

The Queen of Hearts and the Fallen God have teamed up in order to create the horniest monster possible.

>>38180261
i've seen how this story ends

>>38180261
It turns out it's man.

Wonderland fucking sucks.

>>38180261
The Tricorn.

>>38180243
>She teleports into stores and takes food
>I am always having to go back later and leave some gold so we don't end up in the clink
She can't grasp that we are supposed to rob other thieves to avoid trouble with the authorities. It will do no good to run from her as she always catches up to me.

>>38180146
Boys

>>38180293
yeah but jubjubs

>Anon runs a dairy
>Its all dragons
>"Hmmm? No these are cows. very exotic cows."

>>38180232
Not the Haku, but:
>speak out loud what you've written to check it, or speak what you want the character to say then try to write that down exactly, not 'proper' sentences.
MsHaku probably isnt the best mamono to ask this anyways, because, uh, most people, umm, kinda don't exactly speak real good english, y'knowatImean..?

>>38180293
you're wrong. you're so beyond wrong. you are unfathomably wrong. you can't even begin to understand how foolish you are.
whats wrong with wonderland though? i like it

>>38180348
Problem there is im autistic as shit and dont speak normally. What sounds natural to me sounds overly formal to others.

>>38180277
She needs to follow the convent dress code.

>>38180371
You can always look at popular media and look for a character with a similar personality and adapt their speech patterns.

>>38180277
For some strange reason, this looks leagues way lewder than >>38180379 does. Not sure what is going on.

>>38180359
Cheshires are made for so many wonderful things, both lewd and loving.

>>38180359
Wonderland sounds legitimately horrifying. The amount of bad ends where you end up fucking forever is pretty high, and if you're a woman it's just a minefield.

>>38180371
What >>38180402 said. Reading stuff in particular, as in fiction or nonfiction with actual character interaction, helped me a ton. At least I think it did.

>>38180429
Thats totally fair. I personally wouldn't call them bad ends, but thats just because of my personal perfences. Obviously theres a few, I'm not going near the dimentia girl or the egg, but most of them are nice.

>>38180402
>>38180432
smart ideas, thanks.

>>38180406
i find the latex bodysuits to be a bit garish.
plus big hips and lewd curves do so arrest the monkey brain

>>38180480
Miss lerncow is also available for...private lessons.

>>38180498
im ok, thanks for the offer though

>>38180498
since they transfer knowledge on contact i want to be taught geography and grammar via mixed martial arts

>>38180532
could a learncow punch knowledge of quantum physics into my skull? hot

>>38180532
>instantly know the topography of rural Mongolia the moment she puts you in a leglock
>a light kick teaches you what an oxford comma is and when to use it

>>38180498
If MsHaku studied Anons' habits as much as she does Mamonos, she'd know that "English - private lessons" usually means "Stern Femdom Nanny-play with spankings"
>how about French Lessons?
>or maybe Greek...?

>>38180371
So use>>38180402 and >>38180432
It might even help IRL.
Most of /chan is Tisms, some of us are just better at larping as Normies than others.

>>38180638
how do you mean it might help irl? do you mean like trying to copy someone else's speech patterns? ive considered that

>>38174164
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSAdNFhWFdE

The Order is basically Christianity? But is there Judaism in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia? Is there a version of Judaism and Jews in MGE?

Are Jews and Judaism just another Sect of The Order that basically worships The Chief God in the end? What difference is there with a Jewish Order Paladin from a Catholic/Christian Order Paladin on monsters?

>>38180681
>The Order is basically Christianity?
I thought it was an allegory from the crushing salaryman culture

>>38180681
>But is there Judaism in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia? Is there a version of Judaism and Jews in MGE?

Which one of your MOTHERFUCKERS is the ASSHOLE that sent Deonora that DISGUSTING piece of paper?
You humans were supposed to have your IDs with personal information for protection.
For that you need to sent a self-pic of your complete human body naked, including and with special quality on the face, neck, nape of neck, niples, asscheeks, dick, feet AND armpits.
And what did Deonora get? All of the above. While the human was driving, God forgive me, a C*R!

>>38180681
lmao autist

>>38180730
>nape of the neck
huh

>>38180730
>feet
Always knew those dragons were degenerates.

>>38180730
I sent my application photos just like she asked.
I'm sure to get in, because I sent along a festive treat to sweeten the deal.
>great idea, huh?

Do bicorns breed true and produce more bicorns, or do they have rebellious unicorn kids who are embarrassed by their moms and want to rebel

>>38179873
>Kikis will eventually do scat-play if you ask really nicely, but they'll want to immediately clean it up as well
I'm not even asking for scat-play. Just one dump on the chest. Piss play may be more frequent though. Like I said I just need to know. And I'll want the shit cleaned up immediately, so it'll work out.

No yuri though. Just gimme one wife. I won't reject more if other mamono come onto me, and they're adamant about it, but I truly only want one wife.

>>38179875
Sorry. I just need to know. It'll be a one and done experience.

>>38179919
My kiki won't have to worry about that. I don't like cleaning whatsoever.
I do like to cook though, and I do make a mess when I cook, so I think she'll be happy to help by cleaning up and preparing some side dishes when I do.

>>38180845
I admire your love for Kikis, but still think your fetish is shit.

>>38180832
Logic says the former but that's not as fun as the latter.
> cuckhorse trying to persuade her daughter to 'just try it once, honey'

Mods need to stop beating off to cp and actually doing their jobs.

Bicorns are really tempting, but I've been feeling increasingly monogamous as of late.

>>38180915
Men tend to feel that way as they get older. Wonder if that makes harem species nervous.

>>38180915
that's fine, just means you can bully bicorn by only loving her

>>38180845
stop degrading Kikis to pee pee poo poo play

>>38180929
That's one smug horse.

>>38180877
Scat isn't even a fetish of mine. I don't like shit. I just need to know her as intimately as possible, and this is necessary for that.

Watersports I can tolerate. When I get batshit, crazy horny, I start to like it. You know those moments? When you start to look at the weirdest stuff and wank it because your horny level is off the planet? And then you come back down to Earth and say "what in the actual fuck is wrong with me."
But that doesn't happen too often, maybe like a couple times a year.

Kiki is perfect in this scenario. She's an expert maid, and when I sober up, she'll clean it off me in record time, so that I'm not lying in shame for longer than I need to be.

>>38180929
But there's another species that I'd want with just one wife.

>>38180929
I wish there was more Bicorn art

>>38180998
>that pic
Wat

>>38180950
she's smug cause her idea of a "nice romantic outing" consists of bringing anon to the rape alleys to have a train run over him

>"Mmmmm...count da fishies...hug da fishies...play with da fishies...zzzz..."

>>38181005
She appears to be a member of starfleet, anon.

>>38181018
Fish pee all over the place

>>38180960
When the portals open please remember that little girls don't poop and stay the fuck away from me and my wife.

>>38180960
That's one hell of a cope, m8. Even in the heat of the moment there is always self-control to not fall into shit fetishes. If you want to be shat on just to "experience it" you are most likely a closeted shitfag.

Greenworms are the most huggable monsters

>>38181055
>You have alterted the weresheep

Salamanders can eat the hottest chilli

>>38181062
I will allow the weresheep into the cuddle pile.

>>38181078
isn't there someone you should be asking before bringing people into HER cuddle pile?

>>38181072
Salamanders, or dick warmers as I like to call them.

>>38180723
Nukis aren't Jewish because they are capable of feeling love.

>>38181072
My kind of girl.

>>38181102
Tigers are weak to sleep attacks though

>>38181078
>cuddle pile
What is this, the 2000s? Everybody knows cuddle fires are the new hotness

>>38181102
Is this the wolf in sheep clothes I've heard so much about?

>>38181072
>Salamander makes food
>But it always has carolina reapers in it
Dare you eat the spicy monster food?

>>38181055
>no fluff
Automatically disqualified

>>38180832
As far as canon goes, Bicorns all start as Unis but get cheated-on by their Anon and he builds up so much dark-mana until they switch to black-mode.
>(altho I dont get how&why any Anons would be dumb enough to want to cheat on pure Unis ofc but its in MGE so it is a canon thing)
So my headcanon is that a Bicorn's daughterfu would be a fresh Uni.
>she may get corrupted by her mother's bad influence during childhood into seeking out an 'unsuitable' sleazebag Anon who she deepdown wants to cheat on her so she will become blacked like her Mama
>that may be how the strange illogical cycle of Unis getting cucked into Bics perpetuates
>a pure Uni wouldnt marry a scum-Anon otherwise
So Bicorns are kinda like the MGE version of multi-generational trailer-trash skanks having shit taste in men like their shitty daddys.
But ofc a Uni can still find a good Anon and break out of the cuck-cycle

>>38180681
It's just window dressing. Japs don't even see Jews and Christians as different things.

>>38181145
>tfw no rawr uwu scene girl Pyrow

>>38180079
do i have to channel my illegal immigrant blood

>>38180938
Now thats a Kiki that probably would happily shat on Shiesse-Anon's chest
>while holding a knife across his throat so he doesnt move and make a mess with the shitlump anywhere else

>>38181145
See >>38181154

>>38181153
>Salamander uses carolina reaper
>Her mother has access to PEPPER X
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_X

>>38180589
oh yes please

>>38181005
There's a canon Bicorned race in Trek-verse
>idk if they also cuck but Kirks probably fucked at least one

>>38181177
Your close mindedness will cost you many cuddling opportunities over the course of your life Anon. It isn't too late to change.

>>38181177
>glorified hair
>warmer than literal fire
I diagnose you with profound mental retardation

>>38181100
Poll: Side-ears or Top-ears?

>>38181179
Ah~ Pepper X, the edgiest of them all.

>>38181189
Cuddles that are not fluffy can scarcely be called cuddles at all.
Who cares about “opportunities” when the opportunities are bad?

>>38181155
>t. limp dick beta male
>t. malding over the inability to please multiple women
Bicorns are likely more dignified than whatever floozy their silly, misguided husband hooked up with. Definitely by the end when said floozy is cumming buckets from the Bicorn's fingers, trying to entice the husband.

>>38181204
I kind of like Centorea's honestly

>>38181190
>glorified entropy

>>38181179
>look down at the spicy dish
>it smells like death and it cause your eyes to water and eyebrows to be singed
>look up to see the giddy salamander waiting to try her homemade dish
whats it going to be anon? a trip to the hospital or a sad sally?

>>38181239
Seething cuckhorse hands typed this post.

>>38181155
>Bicorns all start as Unis but get cheated-on by their Anon
This can't be canon anymore since cheating never happens now.

>>38181263
None, you literally slither away from the kitchen while humming the mission impossible tune. She can't be mad or sad at you if you do it in an over ridiculous way.

>>38181263
What hospital? All it does is clear your sinuses.

>>38181272
She just watched a video of a unicorn's marriage vows and now she's fucking livid.

>>38181307
My headcanon is some unis secretly want to share their husband and encourage him to find other partners so she can be the cuckhorse she was always meant to be.

>>38181055
No

>>38181239
Please, tell me more about how a Bicorn will present these floozy hookups to m- er, her theoretical husband.

>>38181029
No, I don't want loli, and I'm not gonna cuckold someone. That stuff repulses me.
Girls do poop though. Sorry to rain on your parade.

>>38181030
You've obviously never been super-mega horny before

>>38181345
How did she even put on that pajama with those big meaty paws?

>>38181365
Husband has to help button it up. It takes over an hour just to get the two breast buttons closed.

>>38181365
Stretchy clothes and very carefully

>>38181307
Read the source material, hugboxxer.
>Bicorns are a canon sub-species on Unicorns produced by cucking, who like cucking, and actively seek a harem to get cucked by.

>>38181352
Why do discussions about bicorns always tend to hold the view that the bicorn decides who the secondary wives are going to be? Surely a man marrying a bicorn knows what he's getting into. Go on monster dating sites and scroll through the profiles with her until you find desperate singles that match (you)r tastes. It's really that simple.

>>38181396

>>38181437
We never got a translation for this, did we?

>>38181396
Inb4 "The word "cheat" is a mistranslation"

>>38181454
We have hq scans at the least

>>38178862

>>38181422
The text suggests that a Bic-waifu will actively 'push' various candidates onto a reluctant Husbando if he hasn't actively sought any himself using his power of increased attractiveness to othe Mamonos.
>hence the dinner-guest meme pic

>>38181352
It depends on how proactive she is. Some just go ahead and spy on their husbands search history to see what fetishes and tastes he's been hiding from her. Others might hire a professional, like a Ratatoskr or a Tengu to do both that and track down a candidate.
Once that's out of the way, they could hire an Arachne or Dark Elf to do the dirty work or retrieving them...or they can do it themselves.
The rest it pretty straightforward. Tease her, and stir her up. Get her ready to violate that perfect dream of a 1-man-per-girl relationship. Edge her relentlessly before yo—... before the husband gets home.

>>38181471
tiny dog and horse

>>38181471
Tiny

>>38181471
diminutive

>>38181471
Heres a non fairy sized pic for you my dear friend

>>38181471
That's the keyword
>reluctant
If the husband knows his bicorn wife's proclivities and actively searches out other women than forcing other women on him is no longer necessary (unless it's his fetish). Of course a bicorn will still provide advice and direction for wife-hunting but other than that she would be perfectly happy letting her husband choose his own additional wives.

>>38181396
>>38181458
Like I said, new stuff from KC means cheating seems nearly impossible to actually do.

>>38181422

I've always liked the idea of them doing the harem thing but are always pushing to be the head wife, like Shaltear and Albedo. Not lore accurate but since KC's answer to stuff is generally "Yeah, sure, whatever makes you happy." I think it'd be a fun dynamic.

>>38181437
I wish I had a Kobold too

>>38177231
Wish she got more love from artists

>>38181204
I can cope with either.
>As long as they dont use 'human' headphones on the sides of their head with no ear there.

>>38181529
She is very cute.

>>38181458
Got a firm reference for that, or is it just your headcanon going 'lalalalala'?

>>38181487
Yeah, I figured everybody knew it, so it was just a placeholder.

>>38181554
Do you even know what inb4 means?

>>38181523
>I've always liked the idea of them doing the harem thing but are always pushing to be the head wife
Reading a book on Anglo-Indian relations right now and that's how historical harems usually worked. It'll be one to three older wives who hold most of the power even if there are younger wives who receive more sexual attention. Of course monsters getting older only makes them more attractive so sexual competition between younger and older wives is guaranteed to continue long after their initial marriage

>>38181365
Yeti brand stretchy pajamas, because big paws is no reason to sacrifice big snugs

>>38181585
Is there even something that a Yeti can't make stretchy?

With kcs whole " the author is a unreliable narrator" and the no cheating things it's probably more likely that the "cheating" is just another mg that loves her husband and assaults him. Or even the whole " husband gotta be a virgin" thing not being true and a result of a unicorn falling in love with someone already married

>>38181569
Pointy stick goes into man?

Did one of you motherfuckers just look at an apartment? Why is someone named 'Kiki Forever' in my prospect queue.

Honestly anons, I prefer the older style smaller paws the original werewolf had vs the giant paws kc gives mgs now. I can't help but feel they would be like wearing ovenmits all the time, too big and imprecise for daily life. That said he has toned it down a bit recently, bunyip paws are still fluffy and big but way more proportionate

>>38181422
Oh, I'm not saying I want her to pick. I'm saying I want to see what she'll do with the other mamono I bring home. I'm saying I want to know more about how she'll prep other girls to please me.

I want to settle down with a harem of big-boobed tall milfy cat girls in the cat kingdom. Being drained and dommed everyday, obeying my feline overlords.

>>38181625
I bet the small paw mgs get insecure around the ones with real mangrabbers, like yetis.

>>38181635
She didn't think that far ahead, making it a very uncomfortable situation for every party involved.

I am already married to a fiercely loyal and loving girl. Do I even need her to get transformed into a monster? She's already great as is.
Though, I guess it'd be nice to do a soul marriage or something similar so our love is truly everlasting

>>38181642
Until they are putting together a crib and their big meaty paws aren't precise enough to pick up the tiny screws from the carpet

>>38181644
Then I'll have to instruct her. In explicit detail. I'm sure she won't mind being told exactly how I want to watch her prepare and present other girls to get my dick wet, right?

>>38181653
Man, I dunno why but this image screams feelings of nostalgia to me.

>>38181396
>Cuck and cheat now mean the same thing
>If you cheat on someone, that makes you the cuck
>The wife can't be into it and actively turned on by your infidelity to the point she wants to (and eventually will) rape you harder
I hate the internet. You are all a bunch of dickless incels.

>>38181145
That'd be nice, cuddling in a fire tornado.

>>38181653
The general opinion of monstergirls, especially the radical factions, is that you and her could always be more
>loving
>lecherous
>and lewd
There is no upper limit to the pleasure you could be feeling.

>>38181682
This. There are no netorare mamono. There are three (3) netorase mamono.

>>38181307
I always interpreted the cheating that results in a bicorn being some mg falling in love with a unicorn's husband due to some circumstances and raping him.

>>38180998
>>38181005
fantasy monster girls in sci-fi settings are my jam, too bad i don't have many relevant pictures
imagine going through the great frontiers with your mamono crew as the only guy onboard, signed up as a cabin hand and an everyman assistant, learning the ins and outs of spaceship work and the girls' bodies
>old, experienced Gremlin mechanic trying to show you that she's not that old and still got a good grip on a wrench and your penis. "ara ara, did ya really get yer' bolt hard from an old wrench-wench like me?"
>Salamander & Lizardwoman munitions expert sisters, mostly because i don't know if a dominant or a submissive gunner is better so you'll get both tag-teaming you during holodeck combat drills
>bored Sphinx navigator, teaches you star chart mapping with no nonsense, but once the lesson's over it's time for the questionnaire with predictable results get it wrong = get bored rape as punishment. get it right = get to rape her as reward. if you're really stellar, she might even show some emotion as a bonus
>strict first officer Anubis, used to serve in the space force, expects diligence from the new recruit, and won't hesitate to use underhanded means to get you to obey the rules. for example, if you sleep in, she'll wake you up with a blowjob and post-orgasm "torture"
now there's still questions of who'd make the best captain for this ship, and does this fine crew need more mates?(like a Medical officer, provisional supplies and services manager, R&D personnel for space magi-science; maybe even a Clown, every space vessel needs a clown) hahaha i said "mates" get it because crewmate but also sexual partner i'm just a god of comedy sometimes

>>38181701
Wait what are the other 2

Is there a sci-fi waifu setting similar to mge?

>>38181731
Nurarihyon and Dryad.

>>38181737
Not that I know of usually when sci fi allows romancing aliens its just space elfs.

>>38181731
Smoke Hobo invites half the town to your house every night for an orgy.
>>38181748
>Dryad
Idiot. They just let their tree husbands hang out with each other in the tree dimension.

>>38181119
>Salamanders, or dick warmers as I like to call them.
Taking along compact supplies when adventuring is wise.

>>38181778
>Anon is strapping adventuring supplies to a horse.
>Loli Salamander just laying on the back like corkwood.

>>38181768
>Smoke Hobo invites half the town to your house every night for an orgy
>poor anon keeps thinking its game night and keeps getting tricked
>he just wanted to play monopoly or checkers with his neighbors