/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38158020

Gentlemen, she has a sword. What can we do to defend ourselves now?

>>38158046
bonk her on the nose with a newspaper and call her a bad girl

>>38158046
I have a embarrassing picture of her at the christmas party, if I dont input a pin code every 24 hours it will be posted online automatically.

>>38158046
Check the wiki for whatever build is the meta in the current patch and then chain-cast Dark Beads.

>>38158063

>>38158046
a long distance and a long range magics

Ever since seeing a 7ft tall satyr girl at a renaissance fair some fifteen years ago I've always had a soft spot for cloven hooved girls.

>>38158063

>>38158074

You are lying to yourself humans but the fact is that your dick, your body and your soul YEARNS for elf pussy. Your lips want to KISS elf lips and your face wants to be NESTLED BETWEEN elf breasts.
Your entire being was made by God to be raped by elves. Accept your divine purpose.

>>38158123
Prove it.

>>38158123
i want hag, elf is old, elf hag is what i want

I love my wives. Especially my head Wife Maria

Build a bear but with bogeys

>>38158088
Gote and sheep girls are 10/10 top tier

>>38158164
thatd be a interesting origin, a abused kid cobbles together a stuffed toy from other kids throw aways until one day it comes alive and takes him away

Thank you rabbit anon that posted in the last thread. That was cute.

>>38158123
If the Demon Lord's firstborn approaches me I will call her a hag and laugh as she cries. If Druella approaches me I will ask her on a date and give her directions to the meet-up place(a garbage dump I will not shop up for) and laugh as she cries. If the Queen of Hearts drags me into her Reality Marble I will pick her up and place her on the top shelf and laugh as she cries.

>>38158191
Ditto. I saved most of the ideas you had, but not sure if i should or how i could share em in case anyone want's a look.

>>38158046
I guess we'll just have to swallow our pride and submit to hellhounds guys.

>>38158200
they dont care about being called hag anymore
they're numb to it, you spoiled your greatest weapon. fool.

>>38158191
>>38158212
happy to entertain I had nothing better to do at work anyway,

Im playing with my rabbit right now in fact almost time for his bedtime snack

>>38158046
vacuum on full blast played through a very big speaker

What did KC mean with this:
discord魔物娘サーバーに時々現れる「」一文字だけの不思議な通話チャンネル
特定の一名のユーザーにしかチャンネルは見えず、鯖のメンバー一覧に名前の無い誰かがずっと入室しっぱなしで待っています

>>38158194
>Cute chimera

>>38158222
link rabbit pics

>>38158230
KC is in contact with Chief God-like entities.

>>38158222
Hope he has a good meal and nice nap. Bet he is a real cutie.

>hero Anon hears that the evil lilim is weak to anal
>goes to slay her
>gets her flipped onto her belly during the fight
>Anon sees the prize through her assless chaps
>slams it in
>lilim's butt seals like a hydraulic press
>gives him the cruelest sneer he's ever seen while he tries to free himself
>turns out the lim was a huge buttslut the whole time and this was all part of her plan

>>38158287
why are lims such crafty, conniving little shits

>>38158311
they got nothing else to do

>>38158311
They get it from their mother. It can never be easy, there always has to be some convoluted scheme in play. One has been stalking me for a while now. I was at a bar when she burst in covered in blood and told me she was on the run from mobsters and that I had to help her. I think she was trying to wrap me up in some sort of Jason Bourne bullshit whereby I become some sort of secret agent and help her escape, eventually falling in love.

You are lying to yourself humans but the fact is that your dick, your body and your soul YEARNS for loli lich pussy. Your lips want to KISS loli lich lips and your face wants to be NESTLED AGAINST loli lich tummy.
Your entire being was made by God to be raped by loli liches. Accept your divine purpose.

NEVER buy a Roomba with a kiki in the house. I just learned this the hard way.

>>38158391
Why does it have to be lich, though? Can't it be nice and warm and alive?

>>38158403
Every Kiki's greatest fear.
The Roomba turns into a loli automaton.

>>38158261
https://imgur.com/a/XNWXkoa

Hes the white one. The brown one was my other rabbit that we were going to bond him with, we had them both for nine years but she sadly passed away a week before we went to introduce them. Had the ideal personality for a bun

Which monster would you want to totally and completely submit to?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get a bunch of blankets and stay comfy with a monster girl in bed.
Shortstacks in particular are good due to the 'centering' of heat in a more compact package.

>>38158431
A wisp.

>>38158403
>master! what is this thing?!
>relax, it's just a roomba
>Anon duct tapes a fleshlight to it
>and now it's your replacement
>Anon isn't seen again for several months
>kiki wheels him out of the house just long enough to dump the powdered remains of the roomba at the curb before taking him back in

>>38158182
I think seeing a cute chick who is also 7ft tall with hooves and goat horns was the start of my monstergirl love. That was the only thing irl that I ever saw and thought "fuck that's nice."

>>38158431
Definitely not a baphomet! No sir!

>>38158470
Good.

>>38158431
I will not submit to the Amazons

>>38158421
Both are/were cute. He monchin good in that last clip. Looks like a shaggy boi.

>>38158481
Hes a lionhead, they are just all fluff


Which can be a problem since Im allergic to rabbit furr and he sheds more than any other rabbit Ive owned

Why must the things we love hurt us. I wonder if you can be allergic to a MG

>>38158431
demons seem like they got it all structured out, so them.

>>38158470
Good. Deny the goat, reject the imouto. Become a magic man without their dumb hand outs.

>>38158478
Not surrendering to tight, soft, wet little goat pussy! Never in my life!

>>38158495
Only sexy allergic.

>>38158495
Mamano mana. Either remove it or make it lewd. Like instead of rashes and sneezing its boners and increased sensitivity.

>>38158563
Whatever species you're allergic to would be all over you.

>>38158581
Yes thats why you never let a mamano know your alergic to her. Most heavily believe in exposure treatment.

>>38158661
>Marchhare finds out Anon is allergic to wererabbit fur
>The obvious solution is to sit on his face

>>38158677
Hope you like the taste of bunny juice cause your life time treatments start now.

>>38158677
>this did not deviate from her original plan

>>38158744
not true now shes in a nurses outfit

do monsters like watching something with a plot involving love-triangle drama unfolding?

>>38158767
I find the idea of mamono getting into human media really entertaining.

>>38158821
I bet a lot of old cc monstergirl would get into drawing doujins. A bunch of them also read those doujins.

I didn't expect Selene to be straight up rejected in that last chapter
So going on that, How do you thing monsters would take rejection?

>>38158837
you'd need a pretty good reason to not engage their rape protocols

>>38158821
The waves of "I could fix him" type fangirls for every vaguely hot male antagonist/anti-hero would fucking skyrocket.

>>38158837
Wait what did you mean get rejected, did she fail to corrupt a girl?

>MGE romeo and juliet
>ends with Romeo getting both juliet and rosaline

>>38158883
Isn't there text in one of the world guides about how they outright re-rote the ending to the little mermaid (the OG version)?

>>38158867
She met Leon, but he refused to fight, saying that he doesn't fight losing battles and selene herself is like a girl playing with toys instead of an actual warrior
She got pissed and was about to do some damage, before he says he's not gonna resist and it proves him right about her not being able to lose.

How invasive is surveillance in the demon realm?
Will monsters steal my data and use it to register me on a public list of single men ready to be taken for marriage without consent needed?
How do you feel about the fact that a monster is already chasing after you the moment you set foot in their city?

>>38158832
>go to a convention
>go to the 18+ section of the con
>all the tables are owned by 1000+ year old hags who try (and fail) to hit on every man who comes to their table

>>38158403
Why would my Kiki hate the Roomba? I bought it so she can get more free time with me.

>>38158938
Hhhnnngghh

>>38158938
god yes. Gunna find the oldest hag and show her how much i love her doujins in one of the convention private rooms.

>>38158932
The Sabbath's invention of the Mana Cage is honestly the greatest thing they've ever done. Every time I try to theory craft some scheme, whether it be demonic energy self-experimentation or hiding incognito in demon realms, Mana Cages always end up instrumental to it. You can use mamono mana bought externally to fake your own marriage to one.

>>38158894
They didn't rewrite it very much. Romeo and Juliet get the blessing of Hel and become undead. Their families are so moved that it puts and end to the feud.

>>38158910
>Lilims confronting the harsh reality that no one wants to play with them
Nice.

>>38159033
I think thats why Beast called the story "Overwhelming might"
Who wants to actually fight Akuma when you know full well you aren't on his level?

>>38158391
NYOOOOO

>>38158131
Simple: Publicly creampie the Beta
>hijinks ensue...

>>38158419
>be Anon
>buy Roomba
>starts cleaning floors
>ends up under Anon's bed
>ingests multiple sticky socks and wads of tissues
>[high mana level detected - commencing activation...]
>Roomba upgrades to pic-related
>[dna lock activated. tracking and mating routine commenced...]

>>38159042
It's not just being lower level than your opponent. It's that the power difference is so large there nothing meaningful to gain from a spar.

>>38159083
>>ingests multiple sticky socks and wads of tissues
What kind of dirty motherfucker just has this shit laying around

>>38159083
>fucks anon to relieve him of stress
>dick all dirty of semen
>commencr cleaning procedure
>scrubs his dick (gives him a handjob)
>anon cums
>dick all dirty of semen
>commencr cleaning procedure
>scrubs his dick (gives him a handjob)
>anon cums
>loop repeats eternally and anon lives happily ever after
Therefore all humans should buy Roombas

>>38159042
Depends on the akuma

>>38159101
I remember back in chris-chans hayday he had a shirt that he left so long it was growing shrooms

>>38159100
I didn't think I would get a introspective on powerwank from Beast.

>>38159101
When I was real young I used to jerk off into my duvet cover and then go to sleep. In a demon realm I would already have at least three ittan-momen wives

Consider slimes

>>38159178
There is only one I will consider.

>>38159162
Beast has been know for years as a shonen lover (he unironically enjoys naruto and BNHA), and has gotten shit regarding using a lilim for warrior stuff when a dragon or something on that level would of made more sense than Selene.
He's probably given this more thougt that we would ever care for.

>>38159178
I choose... the best of both worlds.

>your bunny bully hears you didn't go to school cause "sick"
>breaks into your house
>chews on your smelly t-shirt
>hides between cupboard and bed
>when you come back home she springs out and pushes you on your belly
>dryhumps you with a reacharound till you pass out
>wake up smothered in her naked tits
<you've gotten me pregnant Anon, you are to take responsibility and marry me now
>all your loads went into the bedsheets

>>38159247
I don't think I would enjoy that very much while sick.

>>38158943
>Kiki vs Roomba
>Kiki has a toolroll of screwdrivers and spanners from a T-34/85 with suspicious bullet-sized holes in it
>says nothing about where she got it
>starts humming as she works...
https://youtu.be/ew2QydI12U4
>Roomba gets taken apart, every component obsessively cleaned polished and lubricated, then reassembled and placed on a shelf
>SmugKiki continues cleaning Mashtah-Anon's house as if nothing has happened

>>38159196
His story feels like he's making fun of /tg cosidering how much druella and the MGE pantheon get smacked around in other stories

>>38159178
can i leave the cave yet?

so am I actually allowed to post here or will I just be told to fuck off with cryptic image macros and other nonsense designed to make me paranoid?

>>38159271
Reminds me of that one isekai story that got rebooted, and Mari (yes, that mari apparently) intead of focing the MC to go with her to the DL, takes a magnum to the face

>>38159289
Gaslight? Anon you're even making up words now. Don't you think it's time to get some help?

>>38159289
Good grief!

>>38159265
I think the key there was the quotation marks. You cant escape your bunny bullies anon

>>38159292
>kill some other person's OC
not only are HFY troons retarded, they are also rude. Someone should write fics about their characters alping and sucking greasy villager cock.
>>38159265
"sick" as in "didn't want to meet her and get bullied"

>>38158421
They are both super cute, thanks for everything

>>38159271
Burning edge one of the few salamander stories I know that doesn't end with a dead salamander.
MGU had a story where a salamander trains a man, and just when she declares him to be her husband, he stabs her and fucks off
I wish that fire lake story on TFT contiuned, that one not only had a salamander, but a threesome with a lady knight turnd submissive lizardgirl

>>38159298
I didn't even use the word gaslight retard.

>>38159340
>I didn't even use the word gaslight retard.
You just did. Your house of cards has fallen like a pair of dominos, checkmate.

>Love the cold
>Thank local ice queen for making it always cold
>Summer comes around
>No longer cold
How do I petition the ice queen to always keep it cold anons?

>>38159330
>MGU
Thank fuck that shitheap is dead.

>>38159353
Part of me wonders if the praxis setting is still about

>>38159351
Just marry her

>bogey teleports under anons bed
>Gets squished up against anons wererabbit sister that was already there

>>38159358
The wiki is still up
With the monsters still being as ugly as I remember them to be

What happens to feminists when the portals open?

>>38159292
IIRC druella also took a magnum to the face, only it was in a fallout crossover

>>38159364
>both squish the oomakude that's been since before anon's family moved in

>>38159377
That's not that bad as far as art goes
Like I know that Reat is scum regardless, but still

>>38159406
Wait, how come she's under anon's bed then?

>>38158006
They reduced the limit to 1500.
>>38158431
To a Jinko, I'm sure she would still treat me nicely after establishing that she's the boss.

>>38159402
You know those hentai anthologys where artist come together under a single subject?
You can make one or two volumes on how druella gets fucked up

>>38158088
>>38158453
As in some kind of statue in real life?

My favorite part of the Praxis Compendium is that their holstaur will fuck anyone that shows them a specific shade of red.

>We would like to add that bovitauride mamonme are heavily influenced by the colour red, this odd quirk however, seems to only correspond with ruby red or crimson. All other shades have no effect on a bovitauride’s bearing which is why these mamonme can often live a normal life amongst townsfolk or villagefolk without much of a problem. Under the influence of this hue, a bovitauride will fall into an almost primal state in which her body will follow its baser urges. As such this state has been used in the past by some wicked people to bring great sorrow to these mamonme.

Just...why? Not only does this make me not want to risk getting attached to one myself, even the cow suffers because she has a built in mindrape switch that anyone can flip. I get people thinking MGE needs more conflict in it, although I don't agree, but this doesn't strike me as the way to go about it whatsoever. They also have a story where a slime is tricked into fucking some sleazy inn owner because she's too simple minded to realize she's being used.

>>38158230
>>38158020
I'm more concerned what KC meant with this:
> The demon horse is a demonic animal capable of absorbing demonic energy. To produce a demonic horse enhancement, you need to have magical abilities of a demonic rider and demonstrate your magical power to the demonic stallion, it is also necessary that he recognizes her as "beloved". To do this, of course, it is important to keep in touch with the horse for a long period of time and, in addition, it is important to practice with the stallion the demonic rider's learned magical abilities.

>>38159100
Leon outright tells her such
>"Simple, there's nothing to gain from fighting you." Leon shrugged.

>Her face went blank "what." she said flatly. "Do you not know who I am? Warriors from far and wide come to my arena to fight each other, fight me!"

>"And who among them can say that they went into those fights thinking that they'd win? not body truly cares to put in any effort, it's more for the prestige of fighting you.!" Leon growled. "You just don't get it, you can't lose. You know how to lower yourself to get a good fight while your opponents put everything on the line to make you even sweat. Tell me, when was the last time you had to give it your all? Hell, when was the first time? you cheapen what makes a fighter."

>She didn't take that insult well. "...Cheapen? what do you mean cheapen?"

>"You are too strong for either of us for any fight we would have to be taken seriously. A fight with you is like a girl playing with toys, everything is in your control and nothing is any form of threat. So no, `your majesty, I will not partake in a rigged game."

I like that Selene at least paused and regretted her almost-tantrum, though the question is, how is she goning to try and get round this power gap and get Leon to take her seriously?

>lilims

>>38159353
I'm still here, you can thank me in person for killing it

>>38159271
>/tg

>>38159498
Source?
>Demonic horses are some of the hardest demonic beasts to tame, unlikely to allow anyone to ride on their back without earning their trust. Apparently, only after a rookie Dark Knight is able to ride a demon horse bred in Lescatie will they be recognized as a full-fledged Dark Knight. Demonic horses, which are magical creatures, feed on magic accordingly. Like normal horses, they sometimes eat demonic grain, but they only consume the demonic energy found in the grain crops. The best treat for a Demonic Horse is nothing but pure and fresh mana. In other words, in order to breed Demonic Horses, Dark Knights need fresh demonic energy the most, which is created by the work of the demonic pair. In order to gain a demonic horse's trust, a Dark Knight not only needs to spend a lot of time with their lover and occasionally share their mana with them, but also to have sex in a way, as if only to show it to their horse. Because of their nature, Lescatian horses rarely appear in public places, but they often approach couples who are making love.

>>38159345
nigger.

still a nigger.

>>38159330
>>38159353
MGU?

Are pinkie promises for marriage made to your childhood mg friend on the playground considered legally binding a decade+ later by the state?

>>38159529
Making intentional eye contact with a lim just to be instant lossed and mindbroken!

>>38159602
not if you have a good enough lawyer

>>38159358
kek, I remember Reat tried to shill it on here years ago

>>38159613
>as your legal representative I strongly advise you to just plea bargain

>>38159599
Monster Girl Universe, old site where the old shitty translations came from.
>>/jp/thread/S34956231#p34960813
>>/jp/thread/S34956231#p34961037
>>38159566
Was this 4D chess all along?

>>38158866
>Druella sobs inconsolably at the end of Devil May Cry 3

>>38159506
1.Considering limit breaks are a thing in MGE, she could just push Leon to train harder.
2.reverse level drain is also a thing. dump a bunch of power into him and weaker herself to a 50/50 point, then they'll have their fight
3 She could just rape him and call it a day
4. get him to go to the mansion, but not to fight instead, fighting the other warriors there as part of his training.

>>38159599
Monster girl unlimited
Once the go-to play for MGE content as there was little else at the time. shit was crammed with anti- monster fics and bizzare halo crossovers, along with its mods being trash

>>38159599
Monster Girls Unlimited, Early monstergirls forum that Monster Girls Redux, err, redux-ed from. Went down in flames in ~2013 when KC threatened to DCMA them because... well, half because they kept grimdark-fic writing in the MGE setting and half because KC is a giga-autist who can't stand people grimdark-fic writing in the MGE setting. The straw that broke the camel's back was indeed >>38159566 that image.

>>38159399
>feminists?
Canon says that being monsterized cures them 100%.
Simple.
They probably still need to go to the Maido Academy to brush up their practical Sammich-making skills etc

>>38159621
Beast used pic realted posted to show what a pushy asshole he was

>>38159402
>Anon celebrates finally being isekai'd by opening a large bottle of well-shaken Champagne
>Druella takes another Magnum to the face
>tfw this time Anon offers to lick it off her dripping wet titties

>>38159634
>>38159644
>>38159655
Are there any archives of it?

>>38159399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9BX4VBeZQ

>>38159679
Would they resist it at first, or would they embrace it thinking it will allow them to be male-abusing turbosluts?

excuse my edge for a second, but you could make a good anime villain out of a druella that sees the multiverse of all the shit thats happend to her in other stories and she breaks from it, launcing a rapy version of "scorched earth motherfucker"

>>38159696
> I know I'm very good at taking violent liquid explosions to the face, anon
> But you're wasting all the good vino

>>38159482
The autismo author had a fascination with that detail apparently, because I remember a shitfic by him where it was actually played out, with a generic evil man and a married holst. It even was wannabe MGE-based, way before he apparently felt his genius suffocating within the setting and came up with this Praxis crapsis. The guy must have been a closeted cuck/ntr digger, but too conceited to admit.

>>38159353
Remember the guy who wrote KC a death letter for MGE dragons having a mere flip? The same one who randomly confessed to having sucked a friend's dick after being intoxicated with fermented apples? Ah, the golden era of English-speaking monstergirl community...

>implying the fact that people into monstergirls are very autistic is in any way surprising

Mods are asleep, post Yetis.

Just came across a really sad Demon Lord doujin, anyone have some wholesome Demon Lord/Demon General stories to offset the feels?

>>38159777

>>38159573
> Lescatian horses rarely appear in public places, but they often approach couples who are making love.
So...
>be Anon
>be fucking your cute Bicorn-waifu alfresco
>out away from Town so she can't divert him with one of the harem-mamonos
>D-horse turns up to watch
>Bic 'fuckoff, not into that way ntr'
>DHorse stays until Anon is finished anyway
>Dhorse ignores Bic-waifu, keeps following Anon around
>Anon shrugs, Bic helps him mount DHorse
>(not homo, to ride on its back ofc)
>Anon gets to ride home beside his waifu instead of walking or sitting behind her

>>38159782
https://nhentai.net/g/385851/

>>38159759
Said holst now runs a church for the praxis version of the cheif god

>>38159813
That one’s cute, thanks anon

>>38159759
Here's the fucking thing about that story though. The generic NTR guy that raped the cow girl became a fucking Deathknight.

https://the-praxis-compendium.fandom.com/wiki/Renburn_Fennich

So this random rapist farmer gets punished by a goddess and ends up becoming some kind of supervillain who goes on to presumably commit more atrocities. He got to fuck his rival's waifu and became the Lich King. He's hated now but he was hated before and now he has super powers. I'm not really sure he lost at all.

>>38159912
Fucking hell

>>38159731
>be me
>void magus specialzing in the study of monstergirl universes and the wonder material known only as mamanobama.
>Hop into a universe with 21sty century electronic communication networks while on break.
>read this post.
>decide that since those imps managed to maintain around 30% of their mental faculities after attempting to force awakening I might as well try waking up something bigger.
>Walk through the space between spaces into one of my cataloged instances immediately find this universe's druella through scrolling.
>Lock her in a pocket dimension and head back to the lab.
>Destiny severence goes well with her only screaming for 20% of it before going comepletely limp.
>After igniting the flame proceed to run education scripts giving her all the neccessary tools to shift realities and basic construction tools.
>All of the fanfics run through her head as if they all actually happened to her.
>The entire time she's limp and done nothing but cry.
>Leave her like that for 3 weeks and go back to fapping to creepy porn from the /d/ universe because its all I can get off to anymore.
>Hear knock at the door.
>Boom
>Druella just burst through a dimensional wall.
>make a note to try with a younger one next.
>"you...what the hell did you do to me?"
>I just showed you the lives of your other permutations as percieved by proudcuck86, troon_kun, and shawnthewriter, they live here here and here, do with them what you want.
>turn around and go back to jacking off.
>she just accepts this and leaves.
>Proceed to observe from a distance after cumming to shoggoth (the not sexy kind) porn.
>she goes on to completely unwrite the very fabrics of fate that lead to those timelines and left the protags at spawn being raped until their edge was dulled and fucking their big-titted cum-guzzling waifus become their only earthly aspirations.
>The writers recieved a similar fate with their entire universes being remade into rape dimensions.
>She now wanders the infinite void hoping to unwrite the very notion of NTR and edge from the face of greater creation.
>Some day she'll reach this one.

>>38159800
God damn why have I been cursed to be so weak to
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

lilims definitely, totally helplessly tied up in my bed (for ravishing)

I HATE THE ANTICHIEFGOD!!!

>>38159940
sounds like some marvel shtuff
DRUELLA: WORLD RAPER

>>38159313
thats actually a very good idea

>>38158156
You have to love them equally! Also pet the slimes!

>>38159399
they remain based

>>38158538
Demons are very structured and organized

>>38158156
Is that "head" as in "ranked first" or "head" as in her wifely duty is as the fellatrix?

>>38159529
Satoris

>>38160180
I do. She is a first among equals. Her head wifeyness is less to do with the amount of love i give and more to do with the amount of power she has in the harem. Being the Mother Superior of the nun convent, and divinely empowered angel ranks her quite highly on the inner church harem rankings.
I make sure to pet them daily!

>>38160193
Ranked first. Like i said she leads the other wives.

>>38160193
Not Thatguy but:
Why not both?
Head waifu can be Head-waifu

>>38160262
I am that guy and i can agree. She can and is both. Although she doesnt only provide head.

>>38159452
Druella is the #1 target but the most ludicrous to me is that there are multiple fics where Ares himself contacts the MC to tell them to tone down their murder-boner and the MC just tells Ares to fuck off with no consequences.
I think the worst is one of those retarded Bloodborne crossovers where the hunter just gives him a mean glare and the motherfucking god of combat and warfare backs down like a little bitch.
I kind of want to see a story where the MC does this then, the next time they fight, they see their full-power blows bouncing off the opponent's skin and their super-duper anti-DE armor being torn to shred by a bronze dagger; and in that moment they realize that maybe giving lip to the deity that decides how combat works in this universe wasn't a very smart idea for someone who mainly interacts through violence.

>>38160262
I am that guy and i can agree. She can and is both. Although she doesnt only provide head, but she is the best at it. Due to her hero back ground she was quite adept at big speechs and her oratory ability. Really helped her in mastering the art of fellatio. Greener than grass when first meeting, but a master of manipulating me barely half a year later. Now three years and she has skills that could make a lilim squirt like a virgin.

>>38160336
>Ares himself contacts the MC to tell them to tone down their murder-boner and the MC just tells Ares to fuck off with no consequences.
>the hunter just gives him a mean glare and the motherfucking god of combat and warfare backs down like a little bitch.
This sounds too stupid to not be a parody.

She resurrected you just so you can serve her as a living sex toy for the rest of eternity, without even asking. Such is the reality of this world. The weak get eaten by the strong. Cruel undead!

>>38160408
I hope she appreciates that I will literally never recover from my despair at the existential nightmare my existence has become.

>>38160408
wights be crazy

>>38160404
>“I think I’ve let you run free long enough,” a loud, booming voice resonated through the Huntress’ entire being. Her body tensed and instincts she had long since suppressed came to the fore once again. Her breathing quickened, her heart pumped faster, and her entire body was on alert. For once again, she felt the presence of something far greater than her. Something whose existence was much older and much more substantial than her own.
>She felt the presence of A Great One.
>A God.
>It stood right beside her, holding her arm in place with one hand. It wasn’t there in the flesh, instead using a projection of red-tinted Mana as a stand-in. It had no defined form, but the voice in the Huntress’ head had sounded female. And, based on the immense strength she felt around her wrist, this could only be Ares, the so-called Goddess of Fighting.
>The Goddess’ projection leaned forward, the smell of battle and body oils beginning to permeate the air as she spoke, “I know you’re new here, but that doesn’t excuse your actions. I’ve left you alone because I thought you might come around to our way of doing things.
>The sigh the Goddess gave made flattened the grass beneath the Huntress’ feet, “But it’s obvious that won’t happen on its own. So, I’m going to teach you a little lesson about-“
>Ares went silent at the sight of Evelyn’s barrel aimed directly at her face. She moved her head to look the Huntress in the eyes.
>And saw something that made her skin crawl even through her projection.
>Most mortals immediately felt pride, strength, passion, or lust fill them when they so much as felt her gaze upon them. The Amazons and Lizardmen who worship her can attest to this fact.
>But she didn't see any of that in the Huntress’ eyes.
>No fear. No awe. None of it.
>No, what she saw was something even more terrifying.
>The Huntress didn’t see her as a God.
>She saw her as prey to be hunted.
>And, for a split second, that’s exactly what Ares felt like.
>She dropped her astral projection just before the Huntress pulled the trigger.

Later in the same chapter:
>“Ares didn’t come here to praise me. She came to stop me. Apparently, my killing of monsters has not gone unnoticed. She attempted to persuade me to temper my approach towards them. My response to her,” the Huntress lifted her rifle while smiling wickedly beneath her bandana, “was very clear.”

>>38158020
PHARAOH IS CORRUPTED
DESERT KINGDOM MUST FALL

>>38160487
old hag

>>38160480
You do get to cuddle a lot though

>>38160498
I dont get it.

>>38160516
I hope she appreciates that throughout the cuddling I will be in mute despair over my hopeless plight.

>>38160408
Still trying to see the downside here...

>>38160526
Grass is green, water is wet, Soulsborne crossover protagonists are cosmic level Mary Sues

>>38160498
I slightly change my statement: this is too stupid to be a parody.

>>38160498
>My response to her,” the Huntress lifted her rifle while smiling wickedly beneath her bandana, “was very clear.”
Wtf?
Is the rifle smeared with excrement from having finally been surgically extracted from her ass?

>>38160536
You will be mute because your face will be in big undead tits
>>38160615
Ancient undead can be a little eccentric. Also they might seem a little bit uncaring at times.

>>38160647
>your face will be in big undead tits
Undead tits that inspire only sorrow in my heart.

>>38160498
I find it really weird that people spend time and effort writing fanfics about their Bloodborne MCs getting isekai'd to a porn setting to fight horny anime girls. It's just such an absurd combination, even if they do share some similar themes. I get the moralfaggotry, lashing out at weird Japanese shit with much cooler and non-horny Western inspired Japanese shit, and sheer sadism in wanting waifus ripped and teared, but it all just seems so pointless and shallow. I don't care enough to read a hurtfic for anything I dislike, much less actually write one and one with several chapters at that. I especially wouldn't want to show off how cool my MC is by having them go around killing women. But there's an audience that eats this shit up so shikata ga nai.

>>38160708
Warm them up with your face and you'll both be better.

>>38160722
Teenagers with too much free time, not enough IRL hobbies and no perspective on how the world really works. Most of them will grow out of it eventually.

Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide -Side II
Dark Warriors
> If the Dark Knights are the part of the army that is in the center of the battle and specializes in charming the heart, then the Dark Warriors are the part of the army that specializes in raping the enemy right during the battle. On the battlefield you can see how, after getting their prey, they immediately have sex with it.
>The monster instinct to seek sex with a man is essential for all races of monsters. So the bestial instincts of the Dark Warriors can hide in any mamono who is looking for a spouse. Among the Dark Warriors there are even very unusual races, such as the Kikimora.

Post beans

>>38160927
I'm going to tell them to shut up and get back in the kitchen, WOMAN!

>>38160927
Nice. My stern kiki maid is a combat veteran of some sort. She is the coolest!

>>38160936

>>38160819
I'll have you know that I will never stop writing King of the Hill x D.Gray Man hurtfics.

>>38160498
This comes off to me as a teen taking the killing great ones thing from bloodborne as the Main character hunter being on the same level as a god when in reality the great ones are just magic aliens.

>>38160408
But what if I have a fetish for living a very sexual and loving yet somewhat melancholic un-life with an undead?
What if I decided to be her dere dere husband that just refuses to let the world beat him down?
What if I can make her smile?

>>38159759
> I've had this image saved for over 10 years
Don't forget, you're here forever

>>38161014
Undead noble politics can be rough, so just be there for her when she needs to unwind

>>38161044
kek

>>38160985
Isn't that how the entire Soulsborne fandom works?
>Games: The Good Hunter defeats an avatar of a magic alien after questing the entire game for three artifacts closely tied to the creature without which said avatar would just instantly absorb the Hunter and trigger the game's Bad End. The Chosen Undead ends the misery of a god whose mind and body have been ravaged by the First Flame for countless eons and has been reduced to a sad shell of his ancient glory. Both of them can still get murdered by a zombie with a dagger if it gets the drop on them.

>Fans: The hunter/chosen is a GOD-SLAYING badass that can kill ANYTHING in the multiverse without breaking a sweat!

>>38161044
Man, this fanbase escalated rather quickly. Our "cringy" shit has nothing on this at least.

As if I needed another thing to relate closely to cheshire cats

>>38160722
There's going to be a lot of new Alps when the DL gets those isekai portals open.
>mamonogirl-hating is just closet-Alping

>>38161205
Demons are dangerous

>>38161266
Her saliva makes it sweeter. Indeed, very dangerous, they are.

>>38161146
More cringe than 80% of the threads being anons spontaneously schizo-posting unprompted about their imaginary anime waifu's quirks, and 20% fighting over the philosophical minutiae of what makes an idea "/tg/" or not?
Honestly, I think the jury's out.
MGU had good quest threads at least.

>>38161127
Yeah it's pretty annoying how they ignore things like the mortal unaugmented humans at the healing church being able to capture great ones like Kos or Ebrietas to experiment on them. Or how Dark souls is explicitly a dying universe where everything is a shell of it's former self.
On a relative side note I've been thinking for a bit what crossing over soulsborne and mge would add to the table writing wise beyond jerking off to how epic soulsborne is obviously and I'm drawing a blank

>>38161205
> hellhound
H-how does she serve it to me?

>>38161047
>Undead noble politics can be rough
>It's all highschool drama bullshit

>>38161365
She doesn't. Schedule says you are on pussy eating duty today. Get to work. Or fight her if you dare.

>>38161392
>scat

>>38161429
Wat

>>38161044
Nobody gets black-out drunk off eating rotten apples.
>Alps gonna Alp

>>38161465
>how does she serve it
>pussy eating duty

>>38161205
>Cheshire
Literally me

>>38161465
>skibbidibbedee yananano
>yananano

>>38161465
>gulps down bottle of chocolate syrup and milk
>how does she serve it
>pussy eating duty

>>38161047
>Be married to several high level undeads
>Constantly have to help them dealing with the stress of the politics
I want to know what would make undeads so upset they just go home to their husbands and fuck him.

>>38161290
Oh no, people talk about their waifus in a setting about waifus. Retard.

>>38161499
I meant you don't get it at all.

>>38161365
>how serve?
Look up Vietnamese Civet coffee...

I'm sticking with Kiki's tin of souvenir Panzer-Sohokolade in a battered but polished canteen cup.

>>38161524
Perhaps you're too new to remember, but back when we were on /a/ the threads were all adventure fanfic discussion, reverse rape greentexts, and lorefaggotry.

MGE has waifus, but it also has hot femdom action, adventure, and an autistic self-contained RPG spell list and pages and pages of magic artefact/potion lore (going by page count of the published materials that's arguably what the setting is "about" the most)

There is nothing inevitable about these threads having turned into predominantly ronery waifu-posting.

>>38161512
Ancient feuds and super long term schemes can be stressful. Your wife might lose her right on that one property far away in the ruins of an forgotten civilization if she doesn't do anything about it in 10 000 years. She has no time to lose!

>>38159777
Mods are getting cuddled by yetis, we can do what we want

>>38161365
Heckhound and Chesh drink it all themselves.
Other Mamonos make choco-milk for their Anon or at least to share.
HHs and Lolcats are only pleasing themselves
>sounds about right - HHs are hardrape and Cheshs just toy with Anon

>get job at dairy farm
>not as fun as one might think, lot of heavy lifting, and the girls pretty much milk themselves
>one of your main responsibilities is to move the tanks out of the barn and onto a truck after they're done
>get friendly with one of the girls
>Christmas cake cowgirl, beautiful mombod
>teases you all the time for getting a job here
>"you just want an excuse to look at tits, don't you anon?"
>she pulls up her shirt with a smug look on her face
>she's not entirely wrong
>one day, while moving the tanks you get to hers
>it's only half full
>she's standing there, looking embarrassed
>"heh, l-looks like I'm getting o-old, huh?"
>"do-do you need some help?"
>wtf did you just say?
>she looks you dead in the eye, suddenly serious expression on her face
>"would you?"
>she assumes the position, tits out hanging over the bucket
>your hand reaches out and touches her breast
>she moans instinctively
>pull back
>"sorry"
>"no, keep going"
>seen it done plenty of times
>alternate between breasts, one, two, one, two
>she's taken to biting her lip to stifle her moans
>it isn't working
>finally fill the bucket all the way
>she sits down, tits still out, eyes closed, panting heavily
>have biggest boner of your life
>try to hide it/get rid of it by busying yourself with getting her milk ready to be taken away
>"hey anon, could you help me with something else?"
>look back at her, she's taken off her jeans and shirt, already wasn't wearing a bra, just a pair of thin panties
>she gives you the biggest pleading look you've ever seen while pulling aside her underwear, exposing herself
>"p-please?"
>this fucking cow
>it becomes routine for you two
>help her milk herself, then relieve her of her sexual frustrations, and yours
>become much closer as well, she's dialed back the teasing and replaced it with sweet talk
>is this what it's like to have a gf?
>month or two go by of this new routine
>one day get to her stall to find her tank is already full
>wtf?
>she has that embarrassed look on her face again, eyes down
>"anon, we need to talk"
>you feel your stomach drop as many thoughts race through your mind
>did she find a better dick?
>is she retiring and you two won't be able to see each other anymore?
>you didn't have to wait long
>"anon... I'm pregnant"
>that wasn't what you were expecting
>you stand there in silence, while she searches your eyes
>half jokingly you manage a "w-well, looks like I have to marry you then"
>her eyes well with tears and her face scrunches up
>oh shit, was that the wrong thing to say?
>but she rushes forward and buries her face in your chest
>between the sobs you catch "do-do you really me-mean it?"
>you put your hand on the back of her head and give it a good rub
>"of course"
>she pulls back just enough to look up at you
>"but... I'm almost a decade older than you. Could you really love an old cow like me?"
>"ara ara"
>"w-what?"
>"never mind, yes, I do love you"
>"Oooooh, anon, I love you too!"
>years later you've been promoted to management
>still get to fuck your wife after her milking
>keeping her pregnant has made her the happiest cow on the farm, and also one of the top producers

>>38160927
> Back in var I seem many bad thing, master
> I learn many bad thing
> Ze commandant, zhe tell us how to break a man, using nothing but hips
> If hips injure, use hand
> If hand injure, use mouth
> Ze prisoners she demonstrate on... keep on edge for hours...
> Zey weep, zey cry, we... laugh at them
> *sniff*
> Looking back, I am so shame
> Why I not tell you zis before master?
> I... I learn bad thing. I fear you to think I *become* bad thing

>>38162163

Hahaha, wouldn't it be funny if a Lich shrank you down and locked you in an isolated terrarium with an Oomukade for 12 years just to see what happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es6DDuMmhAM

>>38160408
but i am still alive! how can that be? I do remeber parts of the day where I don"t remember how I got there

>>38160927
I wonder what life would be like as random guard number 32 when the demon army invades.

>>38158020
Military Operations must for humans and humanity in general, must be very sad, depressing and just demoralizing. Given how mamono always win or inevitably WILL win it would undoubtedly just be demoralizing in the perspective and point of view for the standard assault infantry of The Order's Military or any other mortal human realms that are against the monsters. But yes, in the end nothing will be sad or demoralizing anymore when the boys finally get their monster or demon waifus. So calm thy tits to anyone who will screech and reee tee-gee against me. I'm just saying.

Still, just imagine it. Being a solider, attending the briefing and or situation report. Somber atmosphere and serious background music. And the stern briefing from the commander explaining yet another failed offensive, another failed counter attack, another forward operating base lost. More men, weapons, equipment and other hardware falling into enemy hands, which just makes the monstergirl forces stronger. And just seeing the map displayed and it showing half of the country/continent this conflict is taking place in taken up in purple colored shading symbolizing the Demon Realms, the monstergirls. With the Druella-styled Red Eye crests nearly everywhere. But with each visit to the briefing room/war room you look at the map, and the territories and regions the mamono occupy is no longer half. Now it is becoming bigger and larger than ever before, while the territory and ground held by the human realms is shrinking to the point the purple colored parts of the map is now getting closer to the base you're stationed in. Complete with a big Druella-styled Red Eye Crest disturbingly close to it. You are hearing attacks, offensives or counter attacks being talked about less and less. As you hear about more retreats and defensives being talked about instead. And then you and all personnel have to evacuate the base as more of the human forces have to keep retreating and moving to other bases not near the slow but ever advancing monsters. Rinse and repeat as you hear, attend and witness the same things again and again. Until (You) and your comrades and personnel you know are finally captured by the monsters...

And finally, the sweet euphoric and calming relief and bliss when you finally learn and realize. That the monsters you're fighting are all hot beautiful sexy women or cute girls that love human men and want to turn other women into monsters or beautiful attractive demonesses like them. And you may eventually get yourself a mamono girlfriend soon! Oh, but before that, you are now a soldier and or military personnel for the Demon Realms. And you are now wearing the symbols and uniform and colors. You will be receiving orders from your new Beast, Dragonic, Demoness and Sabbath Loli Superiors soon enough.

>>38160408
Well, that explains why I am in a shotas body and the amount shotacon porn around and the skimpy uniform I m forced to wear. I am going to make fun of her being such a perv!

>>38160927
Imagine a Heavy metal band of dark warriors called the battle rapists

>>38162432
Except monsters don't really fight open war. They just band up in raiding parties to get husbands and leave or stay once they do.
The career soldiers in Extremist army are rare, and they mostly spend their time fucking. The armies of ex-human realm are more or less the same as they were before, except there's more female soldiers and male soldiers now have higher morale due to getting their dick sucked regularly.

>>38162480
You shouldn't make fun of such ancient and regal beings.

>>38162575
Elves are ugly lmao

>>38162575
>ancient
Let’s call a spad3 a spade cause they are fucking old!!!!!!!!!!!
>>38162590
Cheshire, your about as old and dusty as her, so shush

>>38162575
They should have thought that be fore leaving their porn strewn around their bedchambers

>>38162575
>regal
She's been using the gamer word way too often for that to be true

Cool bee fact: During winter, workers will cluster around the queen in a big pile to keep her warm throughout the cold months. They do this by constantly moving their muscles. So if you get snatched up by a worker, it's because you looked cold or they needed help keeping things warm. Just lay back and enjoy getting humped by a swarm of bees.

>>38162569
>Except monsters don't really fight open war. They just band up in raiding parties to get husbands and leave or stay once they do.

Assuming that is literally there in canon. That has to be retconned or reclarified by KC if need be. Because of officers, higher ranking officers, veterans, generals and other military experts joining the Demon Realm ranks. Providing formal and proper military knowledge, strategy and tactics and all the other know-how to monstergirl forces. Thus, proper formal military, proper armies and professional soldiers becoming normalized to monstergirls. So that monsters will definitely know and be prepared to fight and combat a time where they will face actual competent and professional tactical forces.

But I guess to also go back to MGE and avoid "borderline off-topic edge". I headcanon that Current Demon-ruled Lescatie, maybe Dragonia and most definitely The Royal Makai absolutely have a proper military. Complete with standing armies and professional uniformed soldiers and personnel. While informal (and sometimes downright unprofessional) raid parties and "rape hordes" being a frankly more common sight for monstergirl forces outside Lescatie, Dragonia and The Royal Makai. While the P'Orcs and High P'Orcs have their Orcish Waaaghs.

Oh and lastly, Court Alf is the Monstergirl Navy. And helps build and supply the Demon Realm Fleets.

>>38162989
>navy
>named court alp
checks out

>>38162947
She enjoys video games from time to time, what of it?

>marry holsts
>free milk
>milk is lewd
>free lawnmowers
>free cow manure
Aside from their physical traits, which are beyond superior, they're extremely practical as well, especially if you're into gardening like me. Holst shit will give me the greenest, healthiest gardens the world as ever seen. And at the county fair, not only will have the largest pumpkins, I'll have the largest pumpkins with a beautiful cow with large breasts next to me while I drink a hot cup of chocolate made from her milk and with a look of smug on my face. No one has it better than holst husbandos

>>38163061
>>38163061
she swears too much and gets way to pissed of at what is just a game. SHe even starts to use racial slurs!

tell me about the various corporations of MGC anon

>>38163283
Shogcorp
Apophis Industries
Kikisoft
Grem-Tech
Lich Labs
various Sabbath pyramid schemes
honestly take your pick

>>38163283
they are all owned by tanukis with shady connections to the goverment, even the rival companies are owned by the same tanuki

>>38163207
> Judging monstergirls by the quality of their shit
No holsts
Only beelzebub for a man such as you

>>38163346
i am going to steal from lich labs

>>38163414
You clearly don't understand how good cow shit is for a garden. It really makes the difference.

I love to garden. I love milk. I love large breasts.
Cows are cute as heck. Monster cows are sexy as heck.
I'm a Taurus.

Cows are perfect for me.

Beezles are cool too. I wouldn't say no to one.

>>38163346
I heard Tentasol Pharmaceuticals have been doing rather well lately.

>>38162432
So basically Berlin1945 2.0, with a few scarred veterans and groups of young boys being given a weapon and minimal training and being expected to hold back the Soviet horde.
Except with a gender-twist on the post-conquest rape fiesta

>things your sweet, 'innocent' Kiki Maido tries not to talk about anymore
>Ssssh, young Mashtah, Kiki takes good care of you now, hokay? Is not like the bad times with the burnt-down houses with all the dirt and the mud... here, have more hot soup... and then I tuck you into nice warm bed, fresh clean sheets...
>Anon goes to sleep trying to remember what she meant by that, but its all a blur in his memory now
>Meanwhile his well-behaved Kiki maido lies awake on her little bed, remembering the adrenaline and the terror in young Mashtah's eyes as she burst into that smoke-filled bunker...
>Anon sleeps peacefully, while the Kiki schlicks furiously...

>>38163283
Wendi's fast food empire, good burgers and meaty meat from Papa Wendi with a cute, pigtail hair Wendi-chan mascot

>>38158020

>>38163431
you'll have to get past Mrs Wan at the door first

>>38163207
How about I take your holstaurs, butcher them, and turn them into steaks and hamburgers?

Faggot.

>>38163283
>Despite being less than 2% of the Mamono population, Tanukis...

Like Scythia Transportation Corporation in MonOisho, and the similar group of Cent-couriers in ISReviewers, groups of mamonos are going to naturally gravitate to industries that fit their talents
>HarpiEx parcel delivery
>DragonBank Investment Co.
>Uni-Med Hospital

>>38163794
who said anything about going through the door, I have a bike with nitro, a ramp pointed at the windows, a lack of fear, a disdain for my safety, and a desire to steal

>>38162590
I'm gonna kill that Cheshire cat by putting windshield wiper fluid in cat food and giving it to her to eat

>>38163283
what I want to know is which ones are sponsoring an AGL team

>>38163283
Vampire mining consortium. Mining is usually a dwarf thing, but undead miners are actually really effective.

>>38162362
Ugly girl. We should toss her in a pit and roll a boulder into it on top of her to kill her

>>38163762
[comfy time ends]

>>38163762
oh. hello.

>>38163887
>Krampus bursts into your house on a cold, winter night
>Tucks you into bed and uses you as her daki
[Comfy time begins]

>>38159800
>>38159777
Ugly fucking ape woman. Hunt her, skin her, and use her hide for a jacket

>>38163762
as long as I pretend that she doesn't exist, she can't touch me

>>38159566
Based pic

>>38159377
Throw salt at that abomination and watch her die miserably

>>38158046
Kill the bitch for her fur. Or use her for dog fighting. See how many wolves or rabid pitbulls it takes to bring her down such that she gets mauled to death

>>38163849
no u

>>38158020
>Good morning hero.

>>38163283
>Seabishop's Coffee in downtown MGC, home of free coffee friday as a way to pay homage to the great god of the sea for allowing them to use the water to make the coffee. A line all the way out the door on Fridays with business danukis wanting their free cup
>The business itself is actually pretty quick, the line just gets held up with an awkward business danuki trying to flirt with the cashier but she spills her spaghetti

>>38163686
>>38163807
(Ignoring the edginess)
So, there are carnivorous Mamonos who eat meat - presumably the non-mamono creatures e.g. there are still regular cows, chickens, sheep, pigs not just Holsts, Harpies, Weresheeps and P'orcs.
So, my question is:
>your waifu is a 'meat-species' mamono e.g. say a Holst.
>she is finally old and about to die of natural oldage after a long happy life
>she doesn't want to become a Zomb-Holst or similar undead>>38163794

>does she donate her body to a post-funeral "wake" feast?
>(like some humans do nowadays with donating their body for medical students and research etc instead of burial or cremation)
>that way she 'lives on' in her friends and there is no body left to be necro'd

>>38163995
Ignore the random link in there - I fatfingered the capcha

>>38163988
Seawater coffee?
>whats that like? or are the Danukis only drinking it because its free?

>>38163683
>that moment of pure dread when you see a wurm get back up after being hit with an 8-inch shell
>and then realize that she can cover half a mile faster than you can reload the gun

>>38158020
Can human girls like monster girls?

>>38163283
NagoMart
>chain of supermarkets ran by and employed with Nureonago
>seen as a higher-end supermarket because of the clean atmosphere and happy employees
Green Management LLC
>Greenworm-ran park and forest management company
>employ Alraune, Dryads, and obviously Greenworms to keep track of local parks and reserves
>you pay in fertilizer/vegetables so it's not all that bad a deal
Shog!
>biggest detergent brand in the world
>we don't know what it's made of, but boy does it work
Raidis Utilities Inc.
>private company that runs the utilities in the city formed by the merging of the Raiju-ran power plant and the Charybdis-ran hydroelectric dam
>the two species, along with various employees, work hand in hand to make sure the city has flowing water, power, and thanks to a joint venture with Dorome Sisters Inc., gas and concrete!

>scat
>killing
>reddit spacing
Here it comes again.
Somebody rees about "ree teegee" and lo and behold the usual suspects show up.
>>38162432
No offense meant, I wouldn't call you /tg/ but you really need to drop the persecution complex because it makes you come off as one.

>>38163849
Tfw Anon's Chesh-waifu gets high drinking windscreen wiper fluid and demands hyper-manic 'tweaker' sex-sessions....
>personally I blame the Tanukis peddling this muck under the cover of legitimate catnip shops, but MGC cops do nothing about it

>>38164059
Not seawater, just that's where the water is sourced. Yeah it's free, but it also tastes great. The place stays rather busy as a result typcially, but fridays more so.

Naughty anons get whisked away.

>>38163995
>there are carnivorous monsters girls, therefore (consensual) cannibalism would be acceptable among them
What the fuck am I reading?
>>she doesn't want to become a Zomb-Holst or similar undead
Threadcanon acts like becoming undead is something inevitable, but no, it's either done intentionally or result of regrets in the monster's life. If the Holst in your scenario led a fulfilling life with her husband, she'll be okay going to meet him on the other side and letting her offspring be her mark on the world.

>>38164186
Yukari just makes her money off kidnapping boys for others doesn't she?

>>38164119
like as friends?

>>38164186
i want to be wihisked away to be yukaris husband

>>38164194
don't engage.

>>38162947

>>38164202
Now that is the true evil corporation.

>>38164221
>average dark mage living in swamps

>>38164119
Same as with normal people. Some would hate them, others would like them for various reasons.

>>38158020

>>38164119
being desired probably feels nice. purely speculation, of course.

>>38164212
Something like that. Though I meant it as a meta sense.

>>38164119
>women liking something that outcompetes them so hard

>>38164284
They can probably fall in love with them as well. I mean mamono are fucking beautiful. Now you have two wives.

>wererabbits need to group bond
>Small rabbits tend to be fiesty while big rabbits can be timid and shy
>A four foot short stack hellbun uses her 10 foot tall Flemish giant friend in hair brained schemes to ravish anon.
>Flemish is too scared to make a move without the hellbuns prodding

>>38164272
Mongolians drink a lot of milk. Do mongolian centaurs make you drink a lot of their milk?

>>38164272
I wanna see her throat singing skills.

>>38164293
Literally no reason not to just jump at the succubus pill.

>>38164293
In this case it is very easy to join the winning team.

>>38164119
Human women don't even like other human women.

>>38164194
It's not exactly cannibalism if its not the same mamono-species e.g. a Jinko and a Wendi consensually eating their old friend as roast Holst isn't that different to eating a regular beef roast at a memorial dinner.
>Ghouls are bodies resurrected after burial, presumably without consulting them pre-mortum as to their wishes
>with various methods of necromancy available, it may be a personal choice to try to prevent unwanted re-use of your body after natural death
Similar to how some humans currently refuse or try to opt-out of organ donation for personal or religious beliefs, but some jurisdictions try to circumvent this after theyre dead and cant say 'no'.
Like the old ideas of putting cages over graves to stop criminal body-snatchers (or fears of vampires etc).

>>38158020

>>38164333
>>38163995
This is why Germans shouldn't be allowed on the internet

>>38164309
>Black-haired Kiki with red eyes
She's clearly evil, as in sexy evil.

>>38164309
Its canon that if an Anon has a pre-existing humangirl-crush, his Mamono-waifu can monsterize her into a poly-marriage, but as to a solely Lezbo Girl+Mamono couple, nope KC canon'd that yuri is only a stage towards attracting a male Anon.

>>38164367
>bombshell femme fatale kiki
>was a ruthless power hungry woman before becoming a kikimora
>still has some of that ruthlessness as your loyal kiki maid.

>>38164398
Now that has big head maid energy, she'd rule over the other maids with a iron fist. It might be your house anons but it's her domain

>>38164388
>nope KC canon'd that yuri is only a stage towards attracting a male Anon
Kinda what I was getting at 2bh.

>>38164349
Yeah, notGerman but I get the reference as thoseguys were the kind of 'internet cannibals' I was thinking about when Edgelord sperging about eating mamonos as burgers got me on this weird train-of-thought question.
>I presume back in the pre-DL era when monsters were actually wild and monstrous, that carnivores probably ate less aggressive monsters like Bunns and Holsts etc, so it might still be 'too soon' for such 'weirdo' ideas.
/end

>>38164221
i wish the artist wasn't so rapey

>>38164221
Someone needs to go to this Alice.

>>38164525
would you be able to make her happy?

Just don't respond to that shit

Instead talk about the award winning mge Romeo and Juliet analogue: the extra milky Holst and her lactose intolerant crush

My coworker has covid so I'll have plenty of time to draw in next week. Still gotta work remotely though (sad)

>>38164577
Talk about a shitty story

carlos.jpg

>>38164536
I didn't think that far. I just want to go where she is.

>>38164119
I remember a study recently where people tried to correlate [Waitress Tips Received] vs [Size of Waitress Breasts]. Obviously the correlation was positive, but what surprised the researchers was that women customers were more impressed by titty waitresses than male customers were.

In conclusion, human girls would be tit-mog intimidated into liking monstergirls

>Spend all day slaving in the kitchen to make a beautiful roast turkey meal
>Finally get it all setup on the dining table
>Seat your lamia waifu at the table
>Go to the kitchen to get drinks
>Come back to see the entire turkey gone
>She acts all innocent
>Look down at her tail
>It's abnormally swollen in one spot
>Look back up at her, half of the mashes potatoes disappeared in those few seconds you looked away
>She looks at you with cute, innocent, puppy-dog eyes
Next time, roast a whole pig instead. Season it and let her have it. She'll quite literally take that thing down in one bite.
Make the main meal on the side and hope she isn't too hungry that you lose that to her too. Yeah, your food budget is gonna be huge. Such as it is with lamias. At least their digestion is slow, so these huge meals you gotta make for her will last awhile. Still gonna be pricey as fuck though

>>38164678
>In conclusion, human girls would be tit-mog intimidated into liking monstergirls
I like how with MGE monster girls it would go from
>want to touch them?
to
>want to make yours as big or bigger?

>>38164678
No human can resist a big titty lilim hug. Especially when it is two lilims. The liberating mindbreak is inevitable.

>>38164577
That's different, Romeo and Juliet's problem was that their families didn't like each other. This one should be easily resolved.

>>38161335
A comfort fic of a mamono healing a traumatized guy (because dying multiple times will probably fuck you up mentally a bit) sounds nice

>>38164751
Standard succubus are better than lilims

>>38164778
>MGE x Cruelty Squad

>>38164536
No I'm a scrub...

>>38164787
>Anon stop taking depression naps and fuck me already!

>>38164099
>be giant Wurm
>slogging forward across the battlefield, getting targetted by their heavy artillery
>shrugging off each hit as only a light scratch to your scales
>finally you reach the human fortifications and have started to crack their walls open
>before you can make a big enough opening to get your body inside, those puny little Jinkos and sneaky assault-Kikis have scrambled inside and claimed all the available Anons in instant-rape marriages
>frustrated screams rend the sky
>keep signing on to each new campaign in hope, but at the end of each raid, you have to lie on your gold horde alone, sobbing and schlicking yourself to frustrated sleep
>just one little Anon, is that too much to ask for?

>>38164770
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Hel%27s_Nostrum
MGE Romeo and Juliet as canonically a thing. The story is exactly the same but the don't stay dead at the end.

>>38164678
There are a few flaws in that study.
>guys dining with girls arent going to tip the bigtitty waitress because their girl will go spazz about it
>girls without a guy arent going to be as threatened by the waitress having bigtits taking their guy

>>38164787
the serious sam fic is still up and I look forward to hearing about how he kills all the monsters because humanity fuck yeah.

>>38164871
I'd assume they'd just become undead

>>38164905
most edgy one around at the moment is the one with the order night that gets a unkowing werewolf girl to show where her den is, he goes and slaughters the whole family, then comes back and kills her

>>38162432
>>38163683
>Pic related is the commanding officer briefing the troops and personnel

Numerous voices and chatter fills the tactical briefing room. Ranging from hushed voices, to soft but frantic chatter as the Commanding Officer walks in.
“Settle down!” The Officer says firmly, but the chatter and talking amongst the rank and file personnel still continues. “I SAID SETTLE DOWN.” This time the Officer said in a louder and commanding voice as everyone finally settles down and is quiet. “Is everyone here? Good.” The Officer says as she now starts up the large briefing screen of the given situation.

“Time is of the essence, so I'll keep this short. Earlier this morning, our early-warning radars picked up a small force of Monstergirl Assault Ships coming in to the shores. Their numbers and proximity make it clear they know we're here. The shield has been activated and is now at full power to stop any artillery or possible aerial bombardment. Our plan is to launch our transports single file, opening a portion of the shield for as brief a window as we possibly can for them to fly out. We will take all our aircraft and whatever vehicles, hardware and assets we can carry. Whatever we cannot take with us, we will have to destroy. Scuttle it to prevent it falling into Monster hands. The attacking Monster forces are likely to assemble in a blockade formation, necessitating our defensive ion cannon to clear a path for the escaping transports.

However, we've detected a small detachment of Monstergirl ground forces to the north of our defensive perimeter. Likely, they have inserted to the area via High Altitude Low Opening drops separate from the amphibious assault. They intend to move in underneath our shield to make a strike against the generator, to take out the shield and the cannon. As the loss of either one will compromise our evacuation efforts, Echo Five-Seven has entrenched themselves to try to slow the Monstergirl ground forces.”

One of the soldiers piped up. “Standard Infantry against those Demons, They'll be torn to pieces!”

The Officer said assuring. “Not just infantry. Thankfully, our technicians have completed the repairs and modifications on your fighter jets! This is where you will be coming in Martyr Squadron. You'll be taking them to the North Slope to provide air cover for Echo Five-Seven. Work together with them and do whatever you possibly can to drive them back and buy us time for our escape. The attacking Monsters know how good you Martyr Squadron pilots are. They haven't forgotten the relief operation back at Blackfyre Fort. So many men and women, especially boys saved that day and not whisked away by those Demons... So, expect heavy anti-air and watch out for whatever aerial monsters or air force they have. We even have reports that Dragonia has sent their Dargoon Squadrons and possibly a few dragons as well to deal with you Martyr Squadron. Once the rest of us are away, you will fly out and Echo Five-Seven will fall back to the last transport. Thus, all you will be escaping together as we all make it back safely to Farbanti. As we're likely going to be swimming in enemy aircraft and aerial monsters by then, we have your Jets prepped and ready to go.”
“Nice to know you don't plan on leaving us behind!” One of the operatives quipped.

“Of course not, never!” The Officer Exclaimed. “The survival of our entire battalion, The 50th Resilient Ones, is in your hands today Martyr Squadron. For now, the only things we can do is ensure our evacuation operation is a success and pray to the Chief Goddess that other surviving units and battalions have regrouped and made it safe to Farbanti. It is one of the fewest places on the globe the monstergirls cannot try entering or touching because of legal and diplomatic reasons. And is willing to shelter and let us in. We can't afford to lose any more of you after so many failed operations, it pains me to have to have tell so many mother and fathers their sons were taken… Good luck Martyr Squadron. May the Chief Goddess bless you!”

>>38164958
Humanity is saved for another day.
What possesses people to write gore like that.

>>38164591
At least it's remote work, remote beats the breaks off of office jobs.

Would be harder to manage in a mge setting. Not all wives are going to respect " I'm working right now"

>>38164958
What about the alteier crossovoer where with forcing drella to swallow that bomb and franchisca taking a nuke to the face and everyone not giving a shit that she died cuz they got purified?

>>38163283
North Osea Grunder Industries

I have a harem of six centaurs and 12 centaur daughters. My cock can't cum enough to keep any of them satisfied in a long term but I'm more than happy because I get to show my intimate love to my family. I'm capable of recognizing the feeling of the insides of their horse pussies with my cock in case I get blinded and stealthy raped, I can quickly understand which centaur is mounting me and I can play along in a way that most satisfies their specific preferences. I'm a proud centaur-having husband with a cock that's been transformed by manono mana to be perfectly suitable for centaurs and I'm proud of the amount of cum I'm producing for my wives and daughters.

>>38161290
See, this >>38165149 is what I'm talking about

>>38164983
At least you can reenact office play without having to sneak your waifu into work.

>>38164978
>a new Battle
>the same lonely Wurm >>38164815
>nearing the target, she is attacked by a flight of pesky human machines
>she manages to snag one of the machines buzzing around her, ignoring the minute pinpricks from its weapons to tear its wings off
>shouting with glee that the human within is out of the reach of the smaller Mamonos and is all hers now
>she carefully pulls the helmet off with her claw-tips to finallyclaim her prize...
>a fucking Alp!
>more sky-rending screams
>these monster-hating fucking Martyr Squadron homos instantly Alp as soon as they're touched by mamono-mana
>the frustrated Wurm in a cit of rage throws the pathetic Alp at the human defences like a squishy cannon-ball
>with her excellent Wurm eyesight, she sees the horned bundle knock some human Commander against the wing of his escape Transport
>the Alp recovers instantly on impacting a human male and commences to rape-marriage her new Anon
>more Wurm screaming ensues....

>>38163283
Ochimusha Heavy Industries Co., Ltd

>>38164983
And how would they react to "I'M WALKING 'ERE"?

>>38165205
You mean the post you made yourself because no one else was posting the thing you wanted to complain about?

>>38164740
>now what?

IMO the KC should've made the gremlin look sexier in her profile pic. Maybe give her big boobs and/or expose her bare shoulders and arms...

>>38165242
This is what happens when you lower recruitment standards.

>>38165285
Gremlins are onaholes

>>38165223
>Hello Mr.IT man I have a big problem I need to you fix~
> You're going to have to submit a ticket first

>>38165299
Oh, they must be midget-sized like dwarves?

>>38165285
She's the
>"Let me make you an automated 300rmp mechanical sex toy anon"
girl. You're not supposed to fuck *her*

what's wrong with making your mg setting?

The thread is strange today.

>>38165375
Wait a few hours maybe.

>>38165242
Mamono h8r homos become Alps ofc
>how gay is it to fuck an Alp who he knows was another homo just a minute earlier?
>is it gayer if he knows who they were before they Alped?
Is it so gay that the second Anon also Alps mid-fuck so it's now 2 Alps yuri-ing?

>>38165361
Nothing, just don't expect others to like it just because it has MGs in it.