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first for raiju best wife

SAN check

I wish to be a cumpump for the undead sabbath.

>Anon gets tired of his meido being cagey about her past
>Tries to go to the agency who hired her for her records
>They're under strict confidentiality agreements, and he's brickwalled
>Out of desperation, turns to trawling search engines with different terms
>Fifty pages into "Balkan Kiki"
>Comes across some shitposting forums where a buried halfway deep into a thread there's posted a grainy coloured photo of a Kiki in military gear and looking to be on active duty
>She looks mean, and she looks familiar.
>Posters discuss the subject in question, apparently she's quite infamous, and has a number of titles, but no one knows her actual name, and no one's seen her since the photo was taken
>The Cleaner of Kosovo
>The Disinfector of Dubrovnik ​
>The Sweeper of Srebrenica
>The Mop of Macedonia

>>38101985
Pharaoh knows how to use a computer?

>>38102175
Not really, her apophis rival got one so the pharaoh thought she'd look lame if she didn't as well. She doesn't really know what she's doing, and she gets too nervous around her young advisor to ask him for help.

guess krampus ran out of steam already? seems like pyrow is more popular

>>38102306
OF course pyrow is more popular, it's a gyaru jk.

Reminder that vampires are the best undead, you should respect them no matter how chuuni they may act.

Slippery, slimy, tentacles!

>>38102306
Pyrows are a lot more practical to interact with

>>38102000
How did you escape paralysis long enough to post this?

>>38102406
the tentacle forest is a strange place

>>38102378
So bully them with a dhampir, got it.

>>38102441
Seems like a great place to go camping and connect with nature.

>>38102454
the tentacle brains are cute enough but i feel weird about the fairy powder process and man marionettes that lurk in the forest depths.

>>38102463
>fairy powder process and man marionettes
Que?

>>38102474
i kind of expected you to be aware of the forest if you wanted to discuss it

>>38102333
B-based?!

>>38102471
Can't trust her, she has obviously been bought off

I wanna sniff ancient bapho breath.
I wanna sniff ancient bapho cunny.

But really I just want an ancient bapho in my bed playing with my penis and kissing and licking me all over

ded

>>38102660
Oh dear, someone forgot to recharge their lich

>>38102660
its time to sleep

>>38102545

Tentacle Pyrow

>>38102673
How long can a lich last on full battery?

>>38102831
So casual, no-strings-attached tentacle rape?

>>38102075
Kiki Bellic! My cousin!

>>38102055
Just think of all the loli liches eager to get their hands on a mana battery.

local Manticore in a great mood after ear nibbling
>I love my hubby
she said
our reporter confirmed her husband was seen pulling strands of fur out of his mouth

>>38102846
Go home Roman.

>>38102037
>Rolled 2d10: 10, 10
>Failure (Critical)

The squamous glutinous writhing of her gelatinous flesh hammered away at my spirit. The squelching turbid limbs of the creature slithered o'er me, my screams of terror muted by thick mucous.

"It's okay, mastah. You aren't well, but Kiki will be back with your medicine soon. I will help you rest and look after you." said the slime maid. Her bright innocent voice was a jarring contrast to the hungry palpitations of her mucoid form's prehensilia. My protests were bound by her muffling cloying grasp and oh too bold attentions, barely a portion of my scream audible to my yet uncovered ears.

What the hell do you know of sanity, I screamed in my thoughts, I am the sane one! Yet her quavering flesh still sought the measure of me, clinging and probing, drawing obscene pleasures from me with her wickedly perverse motions. My raging thoughts continued in spite of her attempts to calm me into refractoriness. The sharp frothing concepts surged within, not yet lulled by her ichor seeking motions.

I am not mad, screeched my discordant brain, the world is triangular and not a sphere! Gnomes are stealing my socks, pleaded my wet eyes entreatingly at the too placid face of my slimefrau, you have to believe meee. The negro elves have laid their eggs beneath the city in a scheme to control the weather via the power of aglets, I screeched mentally as the reeeeeing within reached agonizing heights. So too did her squelching effusive motions seek to draw a climax from my sublunary form. In an instant I was struck rigid from the dual ascents. My yammering mind cast raucously outward in a final screech before falling into the torrid darkness at the antediluvian level of mind: Indescribable Nigga!

Serb Kiki
>serves you sarma
>pours you rakija
>puts yugoslav war music on
>entertains you with a talk on how the neighboring nation, who live 30 kms away are all vile savages
Polish Kiki
>serves you pierogi
>pours you cider
>puts disco polo on
>entertains you with a talk on how her nation was a top superpower in Europe for 30 years somewhere in XV century
Russian Kiki
>serves you blini
>pours you samogon
>puts hardbass on
>entertains you with a talk on how vodka is Russian, not Polish and how other slavs have no culture

impregnating an ocelomeh means i get to visit the cat kingdom

>>38103095
Implying you need an excuse

>>38103081
I want a harem of balkan kiki warvets from each faction

>>38103081
I'm gonna grill them all some burgers with fries, a root beer to drink, put on some some revolutionary war music, and talk about how great freedom is.

>Tfw you've got six kiki meidos that basically hate eachother, and the seventh head meido, Tita fell will with a flu and you've gotta look after her while the others tear the house down

>>38103112
i wanna nap in a huge cushion pit under the sun with cats

>OC ideas: plenty
>money to give them a physical form: non
how many characters of yours are stuck in imagination purgatory?

>>38103193
Many. I've done plenty of character writeups but have neither the disposable income nor the talent to do anything more.

>>38103193
You can always commission it for cheaps. Just ask a begginer artist. Sure it will look wonky, but you'll have something to post.

>>38103193
I've got the opposite, plenty of money I'm doing nothing with but zero imagination.

>>38103193
>>38103215
>tfw furfag levels of disposable income
>multiple ideas
>crippling social anxiety/lethargy combo

>>38103193
I've got like three stories that I want to write and a handful of characters that I want art for. It really is suffering

How about instead of feeling sad for the lack of money, we talk OCs?
I have this one of a Kikimora that's sort of an older sister type that whenever someone mentions her they bring up how good her sandwiches are

squid is fine too degeso

>>38103289
I have one jabberwock oc that is a saint of the wonderland church called the cathedral of our holy and anointed lips. She works with a gazer that is called Maria the lipless due to her eyestalks being more skeletal and have a mouth

I want to be femdommed by a big strong Yeti!

lets talk about how good haunted houses would be, with the very thicc ghosts that woukd be roaming around

If a pharaoh is flat that’s just a sign from the gods her lands and her are infertile, get a buxom pharaoh instead

>>38104074
small hills

>>38101985
Copying post from that pruned thread with the Ace Combat OP pic for I'm intrigued with such a design for automaton mamono:

How do you fuck a jet-robot-girl like pic related? Is there a pussy-flap that opens hydraulically when she builds up enough moistness pressure? And where does the preggo belly-tank fit? What happens once she gets pregnant? Surely all that armor pieces and gear is modular and can be removed.

>>38101985
Tomb Kings, fuck yeah!

>>38104074
Thank you for the information. I'll be sure the rightful queen knows who to take her throne from

>>38104074
>>38104232
the desert is shit

Black Souls made me into harpies. There's no going back.

>>38104263
Which one got you? Goose, Dodo, Griffy or Jubjub? There's no wrong answer

>>38103584
Same, but gentle femdommed. I want to be the little spoon while she gives me a a handjob with her big soft paws while whispering
>your such a good boy
>you don't need to worry about anything, yeti's here to take care of you

>>38104115
I think pic related is a more sensible way to approach vehicle girls. The girl is a mostly normal girl but she can also manifest a 1:1 version of the vehicle she's based on, kind of like how Stands work.

>>38104317
Jubjub

The Chimaera is a versatile an underrated girl.

>>38104414
I'm running away from fear

>>38104420
Resistance only makes her wetter.

>>38104448
>she has noodle arms but they have jelly stingers to paralyze you for rape with her strong legs
genius

>>38104448
im still gonna run and turn catatonic if she touches me

>>38104519
if she touches you with those jelly arms its all over for your penis

>>38104329
>I think pic related is a more sensible way to approach vehicle girls. The girl is a mostly normal girl but she can also manifest a 1:1 version of the vehicle she's based on

Bruh, that is just literally a human girl! Granted, I don't get the context of that image. But at first glance, that is just a racing girl. Nothing "Vehicle Girl" about her, therefore, hard to consider it as an Automaton Mamono.

You know what? I think that Ace Combat posting anon is not wrong about posting pictures of those Gijinka Ace Combat planes and especially the girl-ified pics of the drone aircraft from Ace Combat 7. Atleast those look like off-profile Automaton mamono if you ask me. But still, I guess all the gear, equipment and armor pieces such a design like pic related is modular and removable when not in flight or combat. And if you get pass all those gear and armor pieces and metal bits. You still get a cute sexy robo-girl with soft flesh for groping, touching, fondling and love making.

But I have no idea how such designs would deal with pregnancies. What, they're grounded until they give birth? And again, pic related (and that AC7 OP pic of that pruned thread) can just be passed off as off-profile automatons, regardless of what our vigilantes say. Perhaps they're more "modern" and advanced MGE automatons unlike the "ancient old" profile automatons. Which are antiques...

>>38104414
So we have a mershark, scylla, cancer and what else in there?

>>38104601
my desire for automaton porn popularity will never be fulfilled...

I want monster titties in my face, and I want it now!

>>38104601
It's like with dragons and sandworms. The original form is so far removed from a human girl that it's easier to give them two forms rather than one form that tries to be both.

>>38103118
>Harem of balkan kikis
>They don't get along because they happen to be from different countries
>The ones that were from the same country stopped getting along because somehow they are from two completely different countries now after a revolt
How do you even manage the situation?

>>38104962
Through dick, unity!

>>38103193
>>38103278
I feel you.
It gets worse the more characters you make/write.
Being poor is misery.

Parasite slimes and slime carriers are the best and nothing is going to stop me from obtaining my ideal slime carrier waifu!

>>38104978
it's all fun and giggles until that one weird kiki remembers her training from the yugoslav wars in the heat of the moment.

>>38102238
she does her best

>>38104847
Sex...

>>38104603
I think she's just a three-parter. Like the girl below her is just Hakutaku, Sea Slime and hydra, and pic is just wolf, antelope and bear.

>>38103193
I'm trying to learn how to draw to take them out of purgatory.

>>38105144
I would like to give them all three fats loads then.

>>38101985

>>38105271
whats the allegory thing?

>>38101985

So I've been away from home more than I thought I would and my neighboor texted me that he thinks my kiki is starting to "change". Apparently he heard loud noises there and then like glass being broken, doors being shut violently or big objects being thrown forcefully on the ground. He says all lights are off and he hears something growling in my garden when the front door is open.
He says I should have gotten myself a shoggoth like himself to avoid such things.
What do I do ? Neighboor and even his shoggy are too scared to try talk to her.

>>38105615
I'm sure it's no big deal. Maybe you should spend another few days away from home, though. Let her simmer down a bit, you know? I'm sure a little more time is all she needs.

>>38105403
The weak should fear the strong.

>>38103193
Not much, since I draw and you should too!

>>38105615
Imagine being away from home for a prolonged time and not bringing your maid with you. It's almost as if you want to have cold, unappetizing tea everyday.

Thinking of what a tomboy Kejourou would be like, I imagined her kind of like a Kej/Pyrow hybrid, and I came to a conclusion that Pyrow doesn't need to change much to be tomboyish.

>>38105713
Show us them nerd

>>38105715
who's gonna take care of the house ?

>>38105715
I don't like tea or hot drinks in general.

>>38105741
If it's either the house or me I'd rather be me.

>>38105758
Only shogs deal in absolutes.

>>38105791
>If it's either the house or me I'd rather be me
oh I'm sure you will find a hag to take "care" of you while you're away, just don't let your maid find about it, she might take it "badly"

>>38105068
>You were looking for homes when you found this odd mansion.
>A whole neighborhood could fit on it, butit costs as much as an apartment.
>You booked a tour, figuring out it can´t be worse than a Wight that will come to life to stab you at midnight.
>The owner contacts you minutes after you click on the mansion and offers to take you there on her car.
>You wonder if you put your contact info on the web before searching for a house.
>She is quick to arrive. Her car looks like a museum piece.
>Dressed on a suit and tie, you almost miss the feathers on her wrists, and her shoes that are not shoes. A Kiki.
>After a brief lecture on the history of the mansion, delivered with a complimentary posh water flask at the back of the Limousine, you can see the gates.
>A Kiki stands on guard at them.
>Entering, you are greeted by a garden. A Kiki is watering the flowers.
>Front Door. Another Kiki
>Living Room. A Different Kiki is there.
>Dining Room. Another one, arranging dishes.
>Kitchen. Yet another one.
>You ask if this house is a Maid Academy. Are they selling it for cheap because of financial problems?
>Your tour guide dismisses those questions, and explains to you that all finances are covered up, thanks to an extensive capital from years of mercenary jobs.
>In fact, you don´t need to pay anything for the place, she says, before apologizing, as she drugged the water flask you were given...
>You wake up, tied to an ornate chair, on a ball room, bigger then the mansion would be.
>In front of you, all the Kikis employed at the place bow down to you, and preent themselves, armed to the teeth.
>The spot of bedroom maid has to be shared between them all, and to organize it, a Head Maid must be established, you see...

>>38105739
U know me, I drew that Bayport getting boobhatted by the winegote

>>38105914
*that bapho
Fuck autocorrect

>>38101985

>>38105855
Ah~ The good old "cheap mansion" scam. That's how I met my maids too.

>>38105949

>>38103289
I've been thinking a lot about Demons of X, X being a sin. Said sin affect their personality and body. The specific one I've been thinking of is a Demon of Sloth. Her body is made not to be slothful herself, but to encourage sloth in another. Her mana makes you physically weaker and crave it more. Her body is the same kind of soft as a Bogie's. She's tall and strong, tall enough to lie on top of.

>>38103864
Its the only place where being haunted is a good thing.

>>38105741
Trumparts are ideal maids for the man who loves to travel. Wherever you go, you can keep your house in her pocket dimension and keep her card in your wallet.

>>38106051
Yeah but how do you get one to leave wonderland with you?

>>38106051
So we've got a 10, a queen, and a king. What are 'T' and the second one from the left, then?

>>38106083
chloroform

>>38106105
I assume it's supposed to be 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace.

>>38105976
Make them hunt the sort of targets that overwork themselves in some manner and you got a top-tier girl right there.

>>38105976
i liked that lethargy succubus from lustgrimm. she'd lounge around in pajamas and lazily try to get you to fuck her.
if she won one of the scenarios involved was she'd lay there giving you paizuri reminding you that you should be running away. you had just enough strength to pull back but not enough to get out of her tits so you'd collapse and awkwardly thrust over and over instead.
something real nice about being a helpless slave to pleasure.

feeling the burn?

>>38106105
>What are 'T'
Artist is Russian and accidentally used "Туз" instead of "Ace"

>>38106178
Good idea, I'll work that in.

>>38106213
No my tea is still cooling

>>38106178
>her mana makes you physically weaker and crave it more
Every day you come home a little more tired, choosing to laze around the house with your demon instead of getting important things done. You can always go to the gym tomorrow, after all...

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

Church tells me to find a nice human girl to marry.

>>38106336
As you should.
On an unrelated note, one of the nuns would like to make your acquaintance. She's very self-conscious about her appearance, though, so you'll have to wear this hood.

ignore vampires ,elves, dark elves, pharaohs and other glorified human girls

>>38106336
Of course anon. Here's a 100% human girl, just for you! She's nice, loves fellow humans and is handy with a sword as well! Just make sure to not get cut in front of her, she, um, uh... She isn't good with blood. Take great care of her, OK?

>A-anon? Would you like to read Philippe Druillet comics with me?
How do you respond to the nerdbug?

>>38106381
She's really cute. She must be out of my league...

>>38106336
Marry a Witch, theyre basically Loli humangirls with a hat.
>Order completely fooled by sex-lolis

>>38106407
call her a nerd

>>38106083
Put the card in your pants pocket.
Have a hole in your pocket and no underwear.
>simple

>>38106410
I don't think she is. She even wants to go adventuring with you! Look, she even picked out a low danger quest to explore a secluded cave! Go with her and see where it goes.

Bapho-chan tongue my anus

>>38106497
Alright, I had fun exploring that cave with her. Now that we've made camp, though, she's really absorbed with writing something in her notebook. She keeps dodging the question when I ask what she's writing, and whenever she makes eye contact she gets all flustered. I think I did something wrong.

>>38106336
Church is for losers!

>"Anon, this wasn't what I expected when I took the skill Armor Buster"
>t. Lizardman that had her breasts triple in size.

At least it came with an attack bonus

>>38106619
Don't worry, a trained expert is on her way to help things along (with your adventure, of course). For now just get a good nap. Who knows what the morning might bring.

>>38106619
What I always wondered about this picture is why a dhampir would make her chuuni OC a cursed sword instead of a dhampir. Wonder how many monsters self-insert as other kinds of monsters

How to punish kiki for spilling tea?

Finally did this damn thing, took forever. I think I would swap succubus and kraken and perhaps also lower jabberwock by one. Not sure about ryu, she ended up a bit higher than I expected.
Mucus Toad is surprising, I do definitely like them but them beating succubus and demon I did not expect.

>>38106807
>lilim #1
mindbreak slut

>>38106824

>>38106336
I dunno the priestess with a bunch of feathers around her told me I should fuck angels and if I refuse it will be a grave sin

>>38106774
Simple, it's the edgy aesthetic. It's common for self-inserts to have little surface-level resemblance to the one doing the self-inserting.

>>38106786
Make her clean it up on her hands and knees but fuck her in the ass while she does it.

>>38106841
Perfect way to make her do it again, everytime she wants her backside visited.

>>38106786
punishing maids is weird energy

>>38106083
Ask a danuki if she can get you a pack of cards from wonderland. She'll know what you're looking for.

>>38103193
i would like like to get my entire harem
>>38103289
ive been thinking about my ochimusha beetle, its been coming along nicely, shes a lancer beetle with a naginata

>>38106786
How do you know the tea is going to be spilled?
Just because it's in the air, doesn't mean it's going to be on the carpet.

>>38106732
Something on your mind?

>>38106786
tell her not to worry and help

>>38106336
Church is right.

Rate my taste. Missing a few, but all of them fit either Almost wife tier.

>>38106987
Eros smiles down upon you.

>>38106963
That poor shirt is on its last legs. She's asking too much of it.

This is all nice and cool but which lim has the biggest bust?

>>38107022
DL

>>38106987
Wait, what's so bad about/needs changes for the cats and arachne?

>>38107022
How can we answer that when we only know what a few of them look like?

>>38107010
poor girl needs properly fitted clothes

>>38106381
w-what happens if I cut myself?

>>38107032
Mostly just art changes. Would like both to be brought up to modern mge standards. I should redo it though now that you point it out.

>>38106963
i love corruption-bait

>>38103193
I just can't find any artists to commission. I have to rely on a lot of physical description instead of visual references and so stuff like skeb isn't an option along with non-english artists in general. And most english artists I find have constantly full queues too.

>>38107120
Based. Bet that nun would make a great slime carrier muskateer.

>>38107120
corruption makes me feel bad

>>38107120
>shells between her tits
hot

>>38107163
Corruption is great when it actually improves their lives though.

>>38107163
I'd agree for the most part when it isn't mge style.

>>38107120
Bad anon, human girls are for staying pure.

>>38107163
Mge corruption is litterally only positives though. What makes you feel bad?

>>38107194
Nah you see that girl would look better if you slapped a fox spirit in her and let her enjoy herself more.

>>38107117
This is modern MGE werecat in case you weren't aware of her.

>>38107194
If she's so pure than why has that shrine maiden had her breast size start increasing so rapidly in the past few weeks?

>>38107272
Will KC's love for leotards go too far someday?

>>38107272
tom'd

>>38107277
That happens to all the shrine maidens. It's completely natural.

>>38106083
If you marry one I’m pretty sure you just have to ask her to come out with you

>>38107303
Are they supposed to be bigger than her head?

>>38106336
My headcanon is that human women are just as pure and loyal as monster girls are in MGE because of the competition.

>>38107325
It's just what happens. Stop questioning the ways of the Chief God.

>>38107272
Im aware. Thats the biggest reason why i am thinking of redoing my list.

>>38107277
She's still growing.

>>38101985

>>38107326
Unrealistic, women would constantly seethe about mgs and talk shit about anyone that interacts with them.

>>38107383
But is she...?

>>38107326
Maybe in places like Zipangu, but I doubt the ones that believe monsters are still literal man-eaters feel the need to be competitive.

>>38107383
does mgt like great mosu?

>>38107326
2D human girls sure.

>>38107326
Order girls don’t see mg as competition

>>38107369
Anon she's 25.

>>38107384
and then they want to change teams once the wrinkles set in and the suitors dry up

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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 141. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>38101025
No, I was just busy this weekend.

>>38107396
Have they fucked yet or not?

>>38107442
Yay, our messiah

>>38107448
No, she's too busy seeing ghosts and getting tased by little girls. That is not a joke.

>>38107442
The a lot of "GAAOOO!"

I like the idea of demons being mean, cold, and cruel to everyone except their close family.

>witches

>>38107557

Post mamano hybrids you think would work well.
>flow kelp banshee

>>38107578
Slime Carrier + Most other species.
Slime Carrier + Manticore would be especially dangerous.

>>38107578
some of my harem
>dragon wight
>vampire arachne
>dullahan mershark
>ghoul lamia
>cursed sword living armor
>ochimusha soldier beetle
i need more undead

>>38107442
>manticore
oh!
>3player
oh.
>m/m/f
oh...
well the shogs cute at least.

>>38104325
If a Yeti hugged me tight during sex and whispered cute things, I would give her enough kids for a hockey team

Consider Doromes

>>38107412
Ultimate hit or miss, they're either god tier or garbage.

>>38107433
Looks younger than that.

>>38107654
strictly better gnome

>>38107412
he did ntr once, for the money, it was his best selling work for some reason.
i hope kc does go that route.

>>38107697
pretty sure he would kill himself first

>>38107697
fuck off

>>38107697
And people wonders why we try to gatekeep as much as possible.

>>38107697
I'd hope those you hold closest suffer, but you obviously have no loved ones.

>>38107673
Thats because she's just distracting you with her breasts!
See? She's impure!

>>38107573
What if my goal is actually making a whole soccer team with my waifu? Do you see how much them athletes earn per year?

>>38107412
he did ntr once, for the money, it was his best selling work for some reason.
i hope kc DOESN'T go that route.

god damn autocorrect

>>38107697
How come the "default" fetish that makes the most money is always the most alienating and sad?
You'd think that it would start with vanilla and become less mass marketable from there.

>>38107770
i care not to plumb their troubled psychology

>>38107770
Deviance is always more willing to pay than normal. A better way to look at NTR is it being the most Popular Deviant fetish thus more people willing to pay with Vanilla being the most Popular overall but not as great a percentage are willing to pay.

>>38107756
We just need to support KC more and if he ever dares to dabbles in that forbidden territory we cut off the life support

>>38107770
>>38107756
i guess ntr is the jap equivalent of doing furry commissions for artists.

>>38107557
>>38107573

>>38107820
This comic just made me realize how thin of a line there is between furries and MGs

Best Fit for Dark Mage or Kejourou Momsters?

>>38107852
I disagree with these archetypes. A kej momster would have aspects of all three.

>>38107880
What would your Momster Archetypes be then? or would you even have Archetypes?

>>38107442
Yeah, look at all those tigers!

>>38107895
I don't know if I would say there are archetypes, at least as far as I can say. But a kej would hug you as much as you wanted (like the 1st), be relaxed and drink a bit (like the 2nd), and might be a bit chilly sometimes (like the 3rd).
she also would very much like to peg you, also like the 3rd.

Spider holes.
From yesterday's topic of Spooders having 4 holes.
>be Anon
>wake up still sticky with bits of web everywhere, Anon’s Spooder-waifu stirring groggily beside you
>”Uh, sorry, I said I was just going out for after-work coffee with the girls but it turned into way too many Espresso-martinis... Thanks for coming and getting me.”
>”No, it’s okay. And you’d better save your apologies for that other girl – the Dhampir, uh, Lillian? The one we dropped home.”
>”OhDee-Ell, yes that would be Lillian. I didn’t get all ‘scary-spidery’, did I? She’s pretty timid.”
>”Nope, you were quite friendly... extremely friendly... when you were kissing her goodnight... and when you were suggesting that because she didn’t have a Husbando yet, maybe she might want to come back here with us and play...”
>”Ohshit, did I really? I mean, I know I get a bit...”
>”Yep. You got a little bit Enn-Tee-Arr, and when she said she had to go, then kissing her goodnight your tongue might have got down to about her tonsils.”
>”Sheesh, well, too much coffee does get me crazy-horny. Sorry, I’ll have to sort things out with her on Monday, and I can make it up to you too somehow.”
>”Don’t worry about with me, you already did. After finally letting her go, you sucked me off the whole way home, and then...well, I recall the idea was to make up for not bringing your friend home as my ‘extra fun’ present, you decided we needed some extras here.”
>“Is that why everything is so sticky? Are you okay?”
>”I’m fine, there’s a few scratches on my ass, but everything else should wash off. So, after finally letting me cum in your mouth, you webbed me to the bedhead and rode me until I came in your puss, then sucked me hard again, then used your palps to get my cock lined up with your asshole and rode me again. And you might want to go brush your teeth soon, because after being in there you re-sucked me, yep Aye-to-Emm, and then turned yourself fully around...”
>”Oh, I didn’t..? Well, it does feel sore, but everything does, I just figured...”
>”Nope. So you kept going on about still giving me more holes to cum in without the Dhampir being here, so somehow you managed to line yourself up backwards... and, honestly, I never even thought about it being possible and I have no idea how deep your web-thing goes, but your web was so slippery you managed to get me balls-deep in there and pounding pretty hard, with the little fiddly-bits that do the spinning all swirling around in my pubes until you finally drained me out. All while spraying slime-gooey web everywhere like ‘squirting’ and shouting something about wanting to knit my cum and your web together into a vest.”
>A whaaa...? A vest..?”
>”Yeah, something about wanting to wear it to work so you’d always have my cum on your tits in meetings. Although, of course, you were in no state to knit a stitch by then, you just fell off me and collapsed.”
>”Oh I’m so sorry, honey, I’ll go get us breakfast...”
>She moved to kiss Anon’s mouth but he stopped her with a fingertip making a sideways ‘brushing’ motion.
>Anon kissed her gently on the forehead instead, on that cute middle spot where all her eyes could watch simultaneously.
>”No, you need to go have a shower, and brush your teeth, remember. I’ll go make eggs and maybe just orange-juice? I think it’s too early for more coffee.”
>Anon’s waifu skittered unsteadily towards the bathroom, then stopped at the doorway.
>”Well, maybe just a half-caff latte? I might want to try that ‘knitting a vest’ idea properly after breakfast...”

>>38107852
That chart is bad

>>38107578
Gonna repeat >>38105727 for that one.

>>38101985

>>38106786
How to punish clumsy Kiki
>bend her over the arm of the armchair
>order her to not move and take her punishment
>go get the mop&bucket
>take a long time mopping it up, slop too much water down, have to mop it all around, then mop it all up
>take the mop&bucket back downstairs
>come back and sit down
>release her from the pose to go get a fresh pot as its gone cold by now

i do like when the chief god abdicates the throne to become a cow
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95423926

>>38107852
Dark mage momsters would probably be the first one, if they are very old and the younger ones around 500 would be the second type, 200 and below are probably the third type

>>38108106
You can always buy a roomba, Anon.

>>38108162
How convenient that you can tell her age just by attitude. Gunna make a harem of all three Age Ranges.

>>38107578
Raiju + Pyrow
Hellhound + Krampus
Inari + Hellhound
Inari + Krampus

>how to punish your human husband
>shove him between your breasts
>sandwich him against the Shog maid at it
>the human will slowly lose his stubborness crushed between four breasts as he instinctively humps your belly

>tfw ywn get weird phonecalls to addresses to destroy mofuzukas, rat mafia, the Kiki crime coalition, and the Colombian jungle cats

>>38107578
Kakuen + Gremlin
aka Greasemonkey

Gotta love the heart coming out of her tail. Just how many times did he cum in it?

>>38108320
i want those bunyip claws on my back

>>38108203
The argument of what music to play or the second oldest calling the youngest generation is entitled

>>38108338
Will be legendary

>>38108194
Don't call automatons roombas!

>>38108320
The other two girls in this pic are really cute. Hellhound asking if it's her turn now and Bunyip looking concerned about him.

>>38108263
>tfw you realize they were all cases of chuuni behaviours gone too far and they don't actually don't commit crimes
It would probably be too embarrassing to come clean about what they actually do.

>>38108405
Imagine all the speech you'd hear as you sneak around

>>38108263
>tfw your mindflayer therapist starts giving you drugs that let you see the future

>>38108338
Exactly. Or which one gets to kiss you goodnight first.

Shopping!

>>38108484
>get jumped by off duty cupid
the thing is, cupids are never off duty

>>38108464
>ending up fighting on a bike while using a demon silver sword

>>38108484
Demons and oni wearing human clothes is underappreciated.

It is perfectly normal to get a boating license in order to meet MILF kraken girls out at sea

>>38108577
some say that if you yell "help, i need an adult" at sea you will either summon a kraken, a nurse shark or a wurm

>>38108577
>rent a jet ski on the ocean
>don't stop until you run out of gas
>jump off

>>38108484
That's honestly an horrifying sight. Just pray you aren't the guy that have to accompany them.

>>38108598
Or a Roc

>>38108607
>Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?

>>38108484
Bitches be shoppin'

>>38108632
Monstergirl Subnautic when?

>>38108609
>"So where next? Maybe we could hit that new demon realm fashion place?"
>"Yeah, but that's at the other side of the mall...I'm hungry. You want to get some food first?"
>"Actually, girls, I'm looking at a tasty little snack right now..."
>the other two look to see what kiki is talking about
>it's (You)

>>38108624
Impressive eyebrows

>>38101985

>>38108757
Silly kiki. Humans are friends not food

>>38108484
what's on the phone?

>>38108757
They better fuck me dry then because I ain't carrying all those bags for nothing.

>>38108830
Your dick pics

>>38108867
I don't and will never take dick pics.

>>38108867
but I don't take those sorts of pictures

>>38108867
I would never send dick picks through phone even to someone who wants them.

Nooooo you stupid maid you’re ruining everything !
The house is still dusty, there’s coke all over the floor, you mixed the whites and colors, and my favorite mug was shattered!
Are you literally blind? Why are you smiling at me like that? Hey, take this seriously!

>>38108902
>>38108912
Nobody said you took them yourself. Or that you were awake when it happened.

>>38108902
>>38108912
>>38108919
This is what the Anon with the rat infestation kept saying. But you see, there was always a piece of cheese in his fridge for them to steal.

>>38101985

>>38108937
>kiki with a gun
>shog with a sword
who wins?

>>38108944
kiki has more than just gun

>>38108944
>Kiki actually has military training
>Shog is just a chuuni
I think the answer is obvious.

>>38108923
I will literally destroy their phones.

Everyone thinks of bodyguards with swords and spears but what about loyal monster girl bodyguards with great axes and bows?

>>38108922
That's because you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to give her the d, not expect her to fulfill her duties.

>>38108954
>Shogs are fucking mall ninjas
disgusting

>>38108955
Why? They're admiring, not mocking.

>>38108954
>>38108971
Shog wins by virtue of absorbing the bullets.

>see kiki
>hug kiki
Simple as.

>>38101985
Big titty kitty.

>>38108982
Based.

>>38108982
>hug kiki
>Notice her breasts are actually pads
What do?

>>38108990
Tease her by stealing her apron.

>>38108990
Hug her tighter of course.

>>38108974
Don't care, getting smashed.

>>38108990
Tease her a bit.
Then say if she really wants big ones we can go to the holst farm.
Of course that just means she's going end up extremely busty.

>>38108990
As a wise man once said, I don’t mind if they’re pads

>>38108952
What is this, a kiki for ants?

>>38108996
Terrible idea to tease a padded kiki

>>38108990
Steal her pads.

Offer to make them bigger through daily massages.

>>38108990
Make her take them out and hug her again.

>>38108944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTzTkRU6mRY

>>38109021
Maybe I just want to die by snu snu.

>>38108990
Shove hand under the padding and pinch her areolas as hard as possible

>>38109037
>>38108977
You forget that demon silver doesn't target the physical form.

>>38109044
Really buff Kiki would be nice, yes.

>>38109036
Antazons seem silly until you remember that ants are eusocial so they're going to be working in perfect synchronicity to get (you)

>>38109060
Finally, actual shipgirl.

>>38109100
Bully all office succubus by calling them hags!

>>38109100

>>38109129
I want to peel scales off of dragon thighs.

>>38101985
Would you?

>>38109136
I think that would be excruciatingly painful for them, anon. Maybe don't.

>>38108361
>be Anon
>an unexpected package delivery
>your Kiki brings it inside
>one Automaton maido
>'Great, now you have some help to clean Anon's house'
>'yes, Masstah', with a scowl
>go to work
>come home to find Kiki has tied a broomhandle to the Automaton's neck and has Auto-maidon crawling across the carpet 'vacuuming' with her mouth while muttering slavic badwords
>ngl watching Kiki femdom = hard as diamonds
>sit in the armchair and watch until they've finished
>stretch your legs to make it obvious the next thing that needs cleaning is Anon's cock

>>38109161
robomaid is for tender loving, not abuse

>>38109144
Okay.

>>38109161
>>38109170
How do you tease a being that can't be embarrased?

>>38109147
Probably quite painful for him as well.

>>38109206
Small tail, but a cute one

>>38109206
The saddest tail I've ever seen on a dragongirl

>>38108944
Who wins?
>Anon has to punish them both for putting bullet-holes and sword-hacks in the walls and furniture
>a firm hard spanking for them both
>spanking until theyre both moaning and dripping wet
Anon wins

>>38109226
Don't bully, Anon, she's self-conscious about it.

>>38106807
Here's mine. There is a lot to sort through.

>>38109189
How?
>Dom Kiki brings Auto-maidon crawling across the floor to Anon
>orders to unzip Anon's pants
>orders to take out Anon's cock
>orders to sit and watch as Kiki lifts her skirts and straddles Masstah's lap to demonstrate correct Maido cock-polishing technique as taught at Academy
>orders to lick up any droplets falling on Masstah's clean floor

>>38109329
thats not teasing thats just cruetly

>>38108990
Wonder why am I in the scarlet mansion and where is patchy?

>>38109170
FemDom isn't abuse, it's preparing a Sub Maido to serve her Master properly

>>38109350
If you have to ask where patchy is you don't know patchy

>>38109372
So still in her musty schlick cave also known as the library

>>38109294
I'm sure that Baph just snuck in there on her own. I'll see her out.

>>38104847
I haven't read this in years... got up to the point where MC had a "kid"

>>38109226
Sssh, she got it caught in a dungeon door, and is really embarrassed that it's taking so long to grow back.
>she needs regular protein and mana booster-shots ofc

>>38109294
>have a world filled with various monster women
>still settle for the demon/succ and other basic stuff

I mean there is a certain "charm" to them. I'm surprised how did this turned out.

>>38107847
its not even close what are you talking about

>>38109226
anon startled her and it fell off.
it is currently being used as a daki

>>38109426
That's a respectable amount of muscle. And there's nothing wrong with demons or vanilla succs.

What would happen to me if I walked around MGC with a shirt on that said "I love rape"?

>>38108990
Replace her maido uniform with just a NakedApron and Cap so she can't do such nonsense again.
>problem solved

>>38109468

>>38109468
The local aphopis would come up to you and tell you your shirt is missing a "g".

gonna kidnap wendis keep them locked up and then throw them into a vat of boiling mana

>>38109468
Ms Haku takes a large Sharpie and corrects it to:
>I love, rape.
Now its a declaration and an imperitive.

>>38109468
manticore asserts her mutual interest of rape and takes you back to her place to watch some of her favorite rape videos.
then she flies you home and wishes you a good day.

>>38109493
pretty sure papawendi would just straight up kill you before you get that far

>>38109468
A Jinko would come out to warn you how dangerous it is to your virginity.

>>38109468
Wurm is confused and asks you to explain what the shirt means.

>>38109434
Tfw drinking holstmilk when there's copious amounts of fresh Apsara milk

>>38109493
papa Wendi would hunt you down, stick an axe in your chest and then kick (You) into the vat
probably with a one-liner too

>>38109540
you ever worry your cows might get competitive over whose milk you drink the most?

>>38109468
Tourists should really learn the language before buying clothing. It would really cut down on the proactive dating because of wearing the wrong shirt

>>38109546
>papa wendi is fully capable of going full action hero
>spends most of his time doing lumberjack stuff

>>38109540
"Apsara milk"? It's called amrita you uncultured pig.

>>38109502
Sending a "I love you alot" letter to miss Haku!
Telling miss Haku "your beautiful"!
Using semicolons; incorrectly with miss Haku!

>>38109493
>>38109546
what does being mana boiled do?

>>38109482
Clussy agrees.
Amends shirt to:
>I (heart) glove rape

>>38109493
no bulli wendi

>>38109602
best way to bully wendis?

>>38109565
Anybody who ever watched 80s-90s action movies knows you never mess with the guy in a remote cabin who cuts wood.
>Commando, Firefox, etc etc trope

>>38109620
Withhold stretchy meat

>>38109620
>how bulli?
Fuck Glacies.

do I need a car in MGC?

>>38109638
Only if you want to fuck Dragons.
>so, yes, you need a car

>>38109638
Would you rather be molested on the subway?

>>38109638
No. Common etiquette is that your janes pick you up in their own ride and you either do your business in the front seat or go back to her place.

>>38109638
I don't even know how to drive.

>>38109638
No, you dont need a car to get a ride.

>>38109638
"HELLHOUNDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE HELLHOUNDS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of monstergirls after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>38109638
DO YOU LIKE
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