/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38095895
I'm running towards Koishi!

Noo!! My wizard powers are just one year away. Fuck off, Koishi.

>>38096583
I'll sacrifice myself, run while I hold her off.

>>38095895
creep autist

>>38096617
Satori cunny is too tight. You won't last more than a minute.

>>38095895
Not so fast fuck face.

>>38097778
/jp/ fears the daikon

>>38096971
Very very tight Satorin

she'll never find my penis, im safe

>>38097966
Fatfuck

>>38097966
That's when she brings out the toys out of frustration.

Hope you don't need to do a lot of sitting in whatever line of work you do.

>>38098463
i blame the quarantine
>>38098885
my line of work consists of lurking the jaypee, i hope she wont mess with my internet connection!

>>38099276
>i blame the quarantine
somewhat this.

>>38099276
You're gonna have to do your lurking standing up.

>>38097966
She probably just pound your ass with her fat futa cock then.

>>38100427
Koishi does not have a futa cock.

>>38100436
She does

>>38100495
Not canon. Koishi does not have a futa cock.

>>38100506
>muh canon
She does like every other 2hu when you are faggot enough to hide your cock or its not enough to satisfy them.

>>38100518
Cocks do not just magically grow on girls in Gensokyo depending on the state of their sexual satisfaction. I'm saying for the last time, Koishi does not have, and will never have a futa cock.

>>38100495
but that's a revolver

>>38100541
She does and you can choke on it.

>>38100608
She doesn't, and you should stop pushing your sexual fantasies onto other people.

>>38100621
She does and you should stop kinkshaming and making it bigger scene that it really is, this could been over with just one post you know.

>>38100655
>She does
She does not.
>stop kinkshaming and making it bigger scene that it really is
I am not shaming anybody. You are free to imagine Koishi with a futa cock attached, but you should not assume everybody else will play along.
>this could been over with just one post you know
Silence would be agreeing with the notion of Koishi being in possession of a fat futa cock in-between her legs, which is simply something I can not do. Koishi does not have a futa cock.

>>38100685
She does for faggots who hide their cocks atleast

>>38100728
You are making outrageous claims. In the first place, the never find my cock poster did not even say anything about deliberately hiding his penis. He just said Koishi would not be able to find it, and it doesn't necessarily mean he hid it. It could be very, very small for example. The poster might not even have a cock for some unfortunate reason. Do not get me wrong, there are futa cocks out there, and there is Koishi, but there is no Koishi with a fat futa cock. Koishi does not have a futa cock.

Koishi doesn't have a futa cock. However she does wear diapers.

She does

>>38100770
>and it doesn't necessarily mean he hid it. It could be very, very small for example. The poster might not even have a cock for some unfortunate reason

Then its just not satisfying to use therefore Koishi needs other way for stimulation and there is multiple holes for that, hopefully she won stick it in wrong one.

>>38100830
>stick it in wrong one
Stick what?

>>38100830
She does not have a futa cock. That bulge in her pants is from her diaper.

>>38100865
Cock to, like i dont know? To eye socket maybe, while aiming for mouth?

>>38100869
Remi thread is few pages down i believe, unless it got bumped recently.

>>38100923
What cock? Surely not Koishi's, as she does not have one.

>>38100942
She does

>>38100953
She does not. I'll say this as many times as necessary - Koishi does not have a cock between her legs. She does not possess a willy dangling from her crotch. She does not in fact have a member protruding from her nether regions. She does not have a male reproductive organ attached anywhere on her body.

>>38101044
She does, even though it would be fine even if she didn't, so you know what lets pretend she doesn't so you get peace of mind about it and its even better when she suddenly shoves it somewhere.

Koishi does not have a futa cock. She does however have autism.

>>38101211
Yeah she does not as long as we pretend so
>Koishi's cock is not real, it can't hurt you.

Koishi has autism and (You) do too

>>38101261
I'm glad you switched from pretending that Koishi has a cock to pretending to not think that Koishi has a cock. With this I can go do something else, content with the fact that the truth has prevailed, and the world does not have any surplus imaginary phalli attached to 2hus.

>>38101316
She does

>>38100495
Six shots more than enough to kill anything that moves.

Most autistic discussion worthy of the most autistic girl in Gensokyo, Koishi!

>>38100495

>>38100825
Oh hey, glad you decided to come here. Feel free to shit up the koishi threads all you want, it'll be more fun than the remilia threads I promise.

>>38101531
You deceived me. I went to sleep convinced our little quarrel here was over, meanwhile you did it so that you could get the last word in, and spread your "Koishi has a cock" hogwash uninterrupted. It might be late, but for any /jp/sies that fell for it, I need to get this straight - Koishi does not have a futa cock. This poster is lying to you.

>>38102428
I thought that being infected with Koishi's autism would be fun, but if this is what autism does to a person, I don't want it anymore.

>>38096583
>>38096617
Too bad she can take you both at the same time!

>>38095895
you insolent fool, how can you rape me if I'm into it?

>>38095895
I'm sorry Koishi but my Dick is already inside your Sister, you have to find someone else.

>>38104674
It's too late, Koishi has already raped you, you just remember it as a masturbating session.

>>38104674
The good thing about Koishi's autism is that it shuts down the concepts of self-awareness and shame, so you won't care about sperging in public.

She'll never catch me. An if she does get near me, my attack otters will tear her to shreds.

now excuse me, I'm gonna go crash on satori's couch an think of something to do. Idk know what that something might be but it will be something.

>>38114691
Fool! Your Ottars didn't even notice Koishi. You're getting raoed while thinking on that Couch.

>>38119003
Nah...

Imagine conceiving several barely functional offspring with Koishi-sama

>>38095895
yeah nigga i'm running towards her

>>38121360
She'd miscarry

>>38095895
Where is the picture from?

>>38132170
Unfortunately, I can't remember.

Hey loser, while you all were getting deflowered unwilling or willing. Me the dude crashing on the couch with my otters, was approach by Satori with a job as the head of security.

I honestly don't know why she pick me, but okay than.

>>38142689
> head of security.
Satori must be pretty retarded to let a normal human do this shit. You might have the intelligence but not the strength to hold that position, especially not in the Oni filled City of old hell.

Also (>>38119003) you to were raped you just don't know it.

>>38147693
Wait... I'm a human- Never mind that, I've have new problem that isn't some vacant minded rapist or a bunch of guys who are way to excited about being raped. In fact it's the security defense I've installed.

It's now do i put this it's spreading at an uncomfortable rate and it dissolved several of the visiting oni guests. Oh i guess Satori said one of Koishi's friends is coming over and she also is bring some one too. A fucking goat that eats way too much.

An i need to watch over these 3 to make sure hell doesn't break even more loose, while shes out having a meeting with the sages and the big players of gensokyo.

Please help me.

this thread is somehow both amazing and awful, I love it

>>38158843
Unsurprising, it's one of the better threads /jp/ has to offer.

>>38158843
>>38159115
The bad threads are when anons are namecalling each other and posting irrelevant memes. Those people are rude

>>38132151
To where?

>>38100495
Fucking Koishi's monster cock with a micropenis!

>>38168294
...come on man...

>>38151164
Build a tub out of the guys Koshi raped, then fill it with Unleaded Premium gas.
Bam. Problem solved. All the lingering resentment from those used-to be virgins will diffuse into the gas, and that goat can guzzle that and be sated.
Warning, consuming virgin-energy infused gas may cause goat to develop a cum fetish.

>>38121360
What happens if autistic sperm get's her pregnant? Double autism or the kids are normal?

>>38173433
the tard levels of the resulting kids would end up integer overflowing and so they'd perfectly functional members of society

>>38173409
No I'm not doing that and two, I'm absolutely not feeding Yuuma that.

>>38168278
To the outside world.

>>38173497
Building an autistic dynasty with koishi-chan...

>>38095895
I'm not running!

>>38174330
I hate that accidentally saved this thread when the Hololive raid happen. Out of all of the thread i was okay with it dying this was the one.

>>38223871
Brave boy.

>>38132170
>>38138542
Oh, I just found it.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1700333/55ab554d5c/

>>38095895
If I best her in a penis fencing match, do I get to go unmolested?

>>38111996
>>38240615
I now rescind my earlier statement, I have officially been raped :(

Fucking 2hoes always raping shotas.

I'm not running

$20 says the thread dies right here

>>38256724
How many more victims will Koishi claim before she's satisfied?

>>38270172
fuck

>>38272091
Pay up

>>38095895
Men don't run

>>38097805
I'm aroused by the electric daikon

>>38097778
Wat will it do if it catches you?

>>38285570
Idk tells you to eat healthier or that Tojiko has a big butt.

>>38284456
Then why are you running?

>>38291393
Take a guess.

let's play a fun game instead

>>38299951
>Zenoside
BUH-BUH-BUH-BASED

>>38299951
Looks scary.

My niece turned nine on friday.

>>38300174
On what?

>>38308064
What are you planning?

>>38299951
please dont hurt ojou-sama