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Dragon lolis are for lewding!

>>38049630

>>38049636
All dragons are for VICIOUSLY lewding.

>>38049630
I creave the mofu

>>38049644
>Who's that pokemon?!?

>>38049630
Fox boobies

>>38049630

>>38049661
>creave

Sleep sheep

>>38049636
Technically true, but all lolis are for lewding.

I really, really want an Ant Arachne.

>>38049686
they're goofy and lazy. i like them.

>>38049681
I want to cuddle the sleepy sheep

>>38049678
my mistake

>>38049678
sorry my missteak

>>38049692
And perfect for a bigamous relationship with simlauted cuckquean!

>>38049681
Best girl.
>slow, sleepy sex
>sex while she's actually asleep
>violent, unrestrained post-shearing sex
She can do everything and you'll be comfortable the whole time.

>>38049713
That sounds kind of nice actually. You've sold me.

>>38049707
kek my fucking sides

>>38049681
gn sleep sheep

>>38049681
Sleep tite hellwan

>>38049692
Why was this deleted?

>>38049630

>>38049744
the following post was gross enough for me to regret conversing.

>>38049753
This says a lot about our society.

>>38049753
damn.
now this is a good pic.

Please fuck bees

>>38049753
Look at miss popular over here.

>>38049775
If she gives me a good reason to.

>>38049775
I'd feel weird about sharing them with alarunes

>>38049775
I dont want to blow my hp out though.

>>38049775
>already pulling down her panties
That bee is a SLUT.

>>38049813
She's just adjusting herself, cmon man don't bee like that.

>>38049800
Bees are extremely good for plants. You wouldn't want plant girls to get hurt because their bee friends are single, would you?

>>38049775
Is it bad to simply watch some bees and a flower go at it and jerk off?

>>38049805
I wouldn't. I'd want half of a liliraune to ride me or suck me off while her other half goes at it with a cute bee girl.

>>38049828
That's true.
Dryads and alraune are very lovely...
How many bees should I impregnate, then?

>>38049833
Do you at least give the nice bee girl a good cumshot afterwards?

>>38049841
As many as possible. Create a mega colony with a swarm of queen bees as your personal harem.

>>38049870
Cute cow, she's going to be hard at work in the dairy

>>38049860
That does sound very nice...
Would they bring me along to make sure some of their favorite flowers have extra rich nectar?

>>38049870
Mods if you delete this you are gay. No straight man would bin this.

>>38049829
They'd get mad if you didn't join in.

>>38049933
I've wanted this since as long as I've known what sex is. I've desired an alraune since I was a little kid, and that hasn't changed.

>>38049957
thanks SoTN

>>38049898
Pollination is one of their most important jobs and it's going to be your job to ensure it's done right. Besides, they'll need an impartial taste tester to really judge if it's sweet enough

>>38049964
Not SoTN, but the GBAvanias and Yugioh. Didn't have any Sony stuff until I was 16.

>>38049681
Poke tummy

>>38049775
Look at this terrible propaganda. It’s not subtle at all! Now if you had considered how Greenworms do propaganda any MG would be as popular as >>38049753 is.

>>38049630
Imagine those thighs around your waist.

>>38049996
>propoganda
It was a humble request not propaganda. If I wanted to that I would subtly talk about wanting to be tied down in bee's wax and ridden for hours on end by the hive's CC queen

>>38049982
Excellent, excellent. For maximum impartiality, then, I should be blindfolded and each Alruaune presents her nectar to me in turn for me to judge, with an Undine familiar as a "palate cleanser", yes?

>>38050010
> I would subtly talk about wanting to be tied down in bee's wax and ridden for hours on end by the hive's CC queen
That’s not subtle at all!
But I love it Anon keep telling me more.

>>38050010
Have any propaganda that would work on guys who prefer JKs and submissive or switchy girls?

Who was your first MG crush?
>mine was Princess Ruto from OoT
>it’s been all downhill since

>tfw new laws came into effect that made every man in MGC needs 2 years as a free use male if they are still single after they turn 18

>>38050100
Is it really a public resource if it gets snatched up as soon as it's available?

>>38050087
Priscilla from dark souls, which I think makes me a zoomer fag but she's pretty and fluffy

>>38050087
The alraune in Harmony of Dissonance, the succubus in Aria of Sorrow, and Myrrh in Fire Emblem.

English translation when?

>>38050108
and why do the rats get to them first?

>>38050087
Nelliel's Resurreccion form from Bleach. It's a shame so little art of it exists.

>>38050132
>her profile has already been translated into a Scandinavian death metal album

>>38050087
Do the girls of Tenchi Muyo! count? They’re aliens and all. If not. Then the Elves from D&D.

>>38050108
for most, yes.... but some wealthy monsters bribe the officials for specific boys

>>38049911
A-reola are a-okay

Breed fat loli ass

>>38050023
Of course, they're professionals after all. Anything you need to get the job done will be yours.
>>38050032
Bees primarily communicated through pheromones and intricate dancing. Daily life in a hive would be constantly high on nectar and horny bug pheromones while your wife or wives perform intricate dances which may involve a pole or your lap depending on what's needed.
>>38050043
I'm sure if you found a young enough colony you could assert dominance rather quickly. Though if they're JKs they might have a bit of a haughty streak in there and might still rise up to challenge you

>>38050001
*head

>>38050188
made for pronebone while they clutch a pillow

>>38050190
>life as a bee husband is just pretty much being in the VIP section of a strip club 24/7
Alright I’ve considered bee girls.

>>38050190
>they might still rise up to challenge you
And I'll reward the ones that don't, with vigorous dicking, lots of cum, and general affection and attention. The rebels will quickly boil down to tsunderes.

>>38050220
But what happens when they’re all pregnant? Do they switch personalities?

>>38050190
And while the Alraune are taking turns straddling my face for the blind taste test, I'd make sure to leave subtle hints that I'll need sexual release regularly during the process. Of course, being blindfolded, the Bees, the Alraune, my Undine, and possible intruder bugs may all have free access to my dick.

>>38050228
The former rebels still pretend to be tsun, but beam at the thought of our children.
The loyalists get extra clingy and excited.

>>38049630
>Anon when the Undead Kingdom invades his village

Bun shroom.
Shroom bun?

>>38050246
>no hat hatter
is this legal?

>>38050262
her head band is a hat

>>38050087
I think its the FernGully fairy. I'm not the only one who watched that as a kid right?

>>38050262
The encyclopedia entry deems so:
>It's possible for them to freely remove the giant mushroom growing in their head almost as if it were a hat, and by having sex and obtaining essence with it off, it's possible for them to bring forth a new hat, or rather, mushroom. A curious thing is that if men or monsters wear them they change into normal hats, made from felt or cloth. However, when a human woman puts them on, the mushroom spreads its roots into her head and parasitically infects her, sending a huge amount of spores inside her head and making it full of mushroom. Once her head is lewdly activated due to that, no matter what she thinks, it will always lead into something obscene, and she'll desire a man's mushroom. And then, as if pulled along by that, her heart and body will change into a Mad Hatter.

>>38050288
I don't remember anything about movies. I haven't seen a movie in nearly a decade.

>>38049630

Mad Flatter

Birds of Prey

would you take druella on a date for a hundred billion dollars?

>>38050297
>not just continually growing hats under her hat
ah well

>>38050337
Hell no, where would I even get a hundred billion dollars?

>>38050337
I'd do it for free

>>38050338
Dumb dogs in silly hats will be mating pressed.

>>38050338
the sillier the hat of a monster, the older and stronger she maybe

>>38050330
Anything but(t).

>>38050335
I've been a fan of YGO since Dark Duel Stories came out, and I've never had a crush on the Harpie Ladies.
One of my first lewd dreams was about Harpie Girl, though.

>>38050337
>Introduce Druella to War for the Overworld
>Get really into it, she starts playing the game herself from time to time.
>Says its a neat game, but nothing like actually running a monster kingdom
>A suspicious amount of construction equipment starts showing up in the lot next to your house over the next week

>>38050356
Ah, is it time for cake already?

>>38050205
>made for pronebone while they clutch a pillow
And anal mating press, suspended congress in front of a mirror, ...

>>38049630

>>38050188
What about JCs?

Watch out for Shark "beach bullies".

>>38050322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqEgFEkxek

>>38050406
not so tough when the tonic immobility kicks in

>>38050087
Shiraui Tsumugi

>>38050405
What about JCs

I'm going to anally fist a Wight and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>38050335
Those chickens have a lot of meat...

I’m going to fuck a zombie’s orbit and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>38050418
What about fat JC ass?

>>38050463
No thanks. I’m not into lolis.

I am going to steal the old wight princess away from the royal undead's castle during the ball and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me

I’m going to grape every pharaoh and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me.

I'm going to FUCK THE SUN!!!!

>>38050439
There's a reason why they say stuff the birbs

I'm going to make a Jinko touch my crotch and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>38050087
It was probably Inque from Batman Beyond

She was a MILF slime made of black latex

I am going to jump the demon lords castle and there will be nothing to stop to me!!!

I’m going to molest a fat bottomed loli lich and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>38050087
Ursula. Wasnt a big fan of her fat but ngl i fapped to skinny her manipulating my body. She also gave me a massive tentacle fetish.

>>38050516
I'm going to make my Imp imouto-familiar-wife give me a lap dance in her panties, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>38050132
You do know you can read the translation now on KC's patreon?

The folly of rodentkind.

>>38050087
>Sibella from that scooby doo movie
Funny thing is that I don't really like vampires.

With the advent of guns and how busted magic is, why does selene focus on melee weapons?

>>38050588
>>38050588
old people are very stubborn

>>38050531
She still remains one of the better animated depictions of a slime girl.

wud mgs make Moai heads?

>>38050614
how addictive is contriction anyway?

>>38050626
constriction, even.

>>38050405
>What about JCs?
Those too

>>38050616
The ayylmaos that are supposed to come out eventually.

How do I convince the pharaoh to let me take her apophis prisoner off her hands so I can marry her?

>>38050646
mofu
ofu
ufo
UFO

>>38050614
>>38050626
In this case, you might mean petrification.

>>38050677
i'd be surprised if you couldn't still feel the squeeze while you're a rock

>>38050626
Very, apparently.

>>38050689
Well regardless, in the MGE medusa's case she'll often only petrify your limbs and squeeze the rest of you.

Where is the yetifag? It's extremely cold tonight and I want some comfy posting

>>38050645
I want to see them to try and make me.

>>38050658
GIANT
PURPLE
ASS

>>38050741
Be the change you want to see in the world.

All I want is for my Gremlin wife to turn me into a cyborg, is that so much to ask?

>>38050759
GIANT
PURE WHITE
TITS

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>>38050775
Stop posting those useless sacks of flesh. You will end up fooling single humans with the unfounded belief that big breasts=better and more Baphs will fail to get husbands.

>>38050858
Make me.

>>38050858
The solution: lolify all mamono realms

From where are you guys getting Nav's unreleased art?
Stuff like this https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png from the last thread. Is there a secret twitter or patreon?

>>38050858
You're right tits are nice but ass is nicer

>>38050563
I'm broke like a nigger

>>38050646
>>38050662

>ayylmaos

>>38050982
Give your 5bux only for this month.

>>38050577
Cheeeeeeese

>>38051048
Where does Barry stick it?

>>38051048
Cursed

>>38049630

can you command a kiki to take a day off?

>>38051062
Who's Barry?

>>38051150
Very cute. I wonder if littlewight has learned the sassy walk since this was commissioned

>>38051158
As long as it's with (You)

>>38051170
Barry is Barry ,
right other Barry?

>>38050858
But I can't marry a Baph if I already have a cuter loli wife!

No one told me they'd run a train on me

>>38051158
>Fire kiki from her maid job
>Hire her as a fulltime wife

>>38050858
>morph baphs will fail to get husbands
good, they aren't old enough.

The more MG threads i read, the more i get depressed. Why wont the portals open? :(

>>38051158
Yes and no. You can tell her to take the day off but it’s ingrained in their DNA to clean. There have been many stories about Kiki’s even cleaning on their wedding day!

You will give greennuki all your cash anon, this is not a request

>>38051221
You can’t have a cuter loliwife than a baph

>>38050858
I’ll marry every baphomet and become the strongest onii-chan! Glory to the Sabbath! Glory to tight little goat cunny!

>>38050539
Undead and icy lolis with thick, supple pale asses and thighs are ideal for groping and probably enjoy getting felt up with warm hands even more than you enjoy doing it

>>38049630

I get that reference

>>38051343
And there's goatfucker anon, he only fucks baphomets despite much better goats existing

>>38050858
and?

>>38051353
weird hairstyle

>>38051379
must like those powerful bapho kegels

>>38051379
https://youtu.be/1jJh-B4KWxU

>>38050087
I saw some unfindable show about vampires as a kid and the older sister character took mini me out. Also the Hex Girls from Witch's Ghost didn't help either.

>>38051158
>"what the fuck are you doing, mastah"

>>38050087
This one succubus that was never given a name from a some erotica shit i found when I was 12. It was terribly written, but I'm pretty sure its the reason I like monster girls.

>>38051379
>much better goats
Those aren’t a thing because baphs CANONICALLY have the best pussy.

>>38051486
Baphs look like children and actively attempt to make men into pedophiles. Worst girl.

>>38051486
Disingenuous, your waifu has the best pussy. Now shoo flatty

>>38051486
>baphs have best pussy
that's why you tweak them a little so they are perfect

>>38051516
Sorry but Bapho's Older Younger sister Krampussy is just as good.

>>38051353
Must breed spiderpussy (spussy)

>>38049630
>you tell your kiki that you're going to the bar
>she tells you to not come home too late because she might worry waiting for you
>tell her it's ok and heading to the bar
>you have a good time with some friends
>you were having too much fun you didn't realize it's 4am
>just getting to your house you realize all lights are off
>there's a shadowy silhouette grabbing the curtains of your room at the first floor, watching you
>it goes away when it notices you spotted it
>you get ready to enter the house but you find a note on the door
"Dear master, I remember telling you to not come home too late because I would worry waiting for you. You probably SHOULDN'T sleep at home tonight because I am a LITTLE ANGRY right now. You should probably sleep at the inn and come back tomorrow, I left some money under the doormat if you don't have enough.
- Kiki <3"

What do you do ? Do you go sleep at the inn or try to enter the house ?

>>38051552
Chubby baph oneesan to mating press and share hot drinks with after shoveling on a blizzard.

>>38051552
You’d be ostracising the poor girl from her religion and everybody she knows. Don’t be so selfish.

>>38050087
Rosario + Vampire is the earliest I can remember but I know I was into cat girls way before that, my memories get fuzzy when I go back that far especially since I never really made any kind of distinction in my mind, it was always just cute anime girls to me.

>>38051574
I enter. It’s my fucking house and she’s my maid. If I wanna get hammered drunk with my buddies that’s not for her to decide. I’ll show her who’s boss by bending her over the stairs and fucking her senseless.

>>38051574
No maid of mine is kicking me out of the house!

>>38051582
>thinking she's alone
even if that's true, you just need to give her enough love to match what she "lost"

>>38051574
I doubt any Kiki would do that. They’d likely just rape correct the master for 3 days straight or something

>>38051574
sleep over at the shog neighbors house

>>38051610
Damn, I want those two to pin Runya down so I can go into her first before moving onto them.

>>38051617
shog sleepovers are the best. i like to think shogs fetishize sleep because they don't and it's also something big momma cthulu likes to do.
they can worship their master while he sleeps, hope he dreams of them and celebrate when he awakens.

>>38051560
Sussy.

>>38051335
>You can’t have a cuter loliwife than a baph
Sure you can, both cuter and younger.

>>38051189
nope, shes spending the day with shog.

>>38051656
Baphs can be young like momonika

>>38051617
When visiting a masterless shog's home should I stick my dick in those holes in the walls?

>>38051637
>and celebrate when he awakens
Now I’m imagining my Shog waifu and daughterus being so happy to see me wake up that they accidentally lose form for a second and go back to scary mind bending eldritch form.

>>38051672
This is a common tactic for Shoggoths to find a husband. They lure a man inside their home (which is actually just them) and make him think there’s a gloryhole in her bathroom, but as soon as you stick your dick in there the room changes to the bedroom and your caught in the embrace of your new loving wife.

>>38051582
Nah, pretty much every baphomet at least tries out megamorphosis.

>I digress, but although this is a forbidden art that greatly contravenes the doctrine of Sabbath, it's not like there's any punishment for violating the taboo, so do you suppose that every baphomet must have tried experimenting with it at least once...?

>>38051719
A temporary trial to test the strength of their belief, not permanent.

>>38049630
Molest vampire ears.

>>38050087
While at a hotel on a family holiday I watched the OVA of Blue Submarine 006.
Something awoke that day.

This thread needs more muscular foxes

>>38051665
Well, she is the cutest bapho.

>>38051789
I think that's a dog

>>38050741
That's a cozy daki. I'm kind of jealous.

Tonight would definitely be a good night for homemade hot chocolate and snuggles on the couch.

>>38051796
No she's a fox, see the multiple tails

What new region would you want to add? I have a few ideas. Some more friendly with canon, some not.Mostly apocolyptic, don't know why
>Robot Apocolypse region
Completely controlled by automata, huge automata factories sprinkles throughout the land, with drones heading out to bring men into the area for a unit can be 'assigned' to them. Artificial perfect enviroments with aphrodisiacs pumped into the air to keep humans active with their assigned wife, or wives.
>Zombie apocolypse realm
Run down cities, once filled with skyscrapers and urban sprawl replaced with rubble and decay. Nature has taken over once more and a new form of 'life' walks the world. Hives of undead drag men foolish enough to attempt to reach the treasures tactically scattered about by Liches and Wights for the purpose of baiting the greedy, desperate and danger seeking into their clutches. Some none undead monsters exist there, hopelessly fighting against joining the hoard with demon realm silver, hoping they can find a man to give them the spirit energy that will allow them the strength to escape.
>Dinosaur realm
For years, old fossils of creatures dubbed as 'dinosaurs'. Sabbath witches, dark mages, liches and all gathered to study these mysterious precurer mamono, forced into a bizzare undeath-hybernation by a cataclysm best left forgotten. From what could be gathered, they were varied in nature, but still consistently fed off of the spirit energy of men to the same way as a modern monster.
One day, a particularly adventurous Lich's attempt at a resuscitation went haywire, bringing back every dinosaur in existance, causing millions of confused, horny and hungry dinosaur girls back to the world of the living. A large chunk of the world was blocked off to contain them out of fear of them taking all the men for themselves.

>>38051786
When Mutio first appeared was indeed a pivotal moment in my own monster girl journey.

>>38051826
Mien brother

>>38051789
too muscular. waaaaaay too muscular.

>>38050087
aisha clanclan was probably the first entry in the "girl i want to push me down" kind of thing.

>>38051825
I want to go full STALKER in the zomb apoc zone, as well as setting traps for more men to get taken instead of me, or trying to see all the ancient hags that the lich broguht back, or just mess with the robutts

>>38051335
Counterpoints: (Arch) Imp, Alice, and Familiar

>>38051825
Wow anon, none of those ideas for a new region are canon friendly.

1. The closest to canon friendly. Still, as of yet, new automatons cannot be made, all existing ones being dug up from ancient ruins.

2. Places ran by undead are clean and sophisticated.

3. KC has gone on record saying there was no dinosaur era in the MGE world.

>>38051825
>Undertown
>City that collapsed into the earth in the distant past and is now inhabited by subterrainien girls that rummage and live in the ruined city
>Basically a bigger blight town taht isn't shit, has stonework, and is inhabited by cute rat girls, wandering dwarven bands, drow that are patroling for 'toys', and even something like Arachne that have been camping out in one of the collapsed towers.
Would be a fun place to be adventuring in.

>>38051873
your cruelty knows no bounds, clearly.

>>38051924
>38051924
I just want to be punished as well those dudes won't die at all as well as a virgin

>>38051896
>The closest to canon friendly. Still, as of yet, new automatons cannot be made, all existing ones being dug up from ancient ruins.
They can still get pregnant though.

>>38051812
>Anon goes to pray at the local inari shrine
>He doesn't realize this shrine has converted to buddhism, specifically devoted to Bishamonten
>Lucky for him, there is foxes in this shrine
>8ft tall foxes personally trained by the war god

>>38051331
Is she a superhero?

>>38051970
>the factory is just an automata who found a human and accidantally turned off her restraints
>they have created an army

>>38051719
I'd gladly teach Momonika the joys of adulthood

>>38051873
>ancient hags
they've literally been aging like a fine wine.

>>38049630
I am going to travel to Zipangu as a Sex Tourist and try my luck at picking up and having sex with Zipangese Highschool Girls! And no, I ain't talking about the monstergirls though. I'm gonna go pick up and bed with human Zipangese School Girls because they're easier to pick up with no strings attached. And besides, I got lots of money with me, as in United Federation Dollars, which is obviously five times worth than their fucking Yen.

So, I'm gonna hang around them Cafes, Karaoke Bars and other Shopping Commercial Venues that highschool students frequent after school hours. Gonna hook up with them Zipangese Shoolgirls, the human ones. Pay 'em in United Fed Dollarydoos if I must, no strings attached sex. Oh and I'm gonna cum in 'em, impregnate 'em like you see in those hentais. Pretty sure there are plenty of those girls who won't say no to sex to a white foreign man from the United Fed with lotsa dollars.

Wish me luck guys! What could possibly go wrong?

>>38052018
Oops anon but all those "human" girls are actually just foxes, also your ticket off the island has been revoked due to not being signed off by your wives

>>38052018
>he fell for the human girls in zipangu meme
I hope you enjoy licking sake of off an oni's belly anon

>>38052059
those jorogumo are a bit tricky too.

Why are jinkos so go damn cute

>>38052126
Because they are in the toppest of tiers.
Big tigers for big loving.

>>38051825
I like the idea of horror-based-but-obviously-not-actual-horror places. Haunted asylum/mansion/hotel (complete with ghost hunting), silent hills, demon hunting (but dont kill the demons just move them away without hurting them please)

>>38051825
the fucking moon

>human men
>get aroused from just looking at a monster girl
>cum super fast from pumping a bit
>cum a lot
>moan loud and lewdly
>body is easily modified by mamono mana
>then become even more of mansluts
>even humiliating punishments like nursing handjob and public rape is plreasant to them
>>>dare claim they aren’t born to be raped and protected by monster girls

>>38052183
I am born to ravage and protect monster girls anon and you can't change my mind that zombies aren't built for just that

Why does she wear the mask?

>>38052126
Big paws good for holding. Strong white knights good for being held by.

>>38052183
that's right, I wasn't born to be raped and protected, I was born a whore

>>38052195
It's stylish

>>38052195
Because she has class

>>38052195
she was cursed with a basilisks eye

Ninja posting time

zombie cyborgs

>>38052183
>cum super fast from pumping a bit
Nein. Good boys should be broken slowly. Slow and tender as they gradually succumb to the pleasure.

>>38052288
Undead automaton running extremely old software
Still has Kakuen Buddy installed on her hard drive

>>38052288
>>38052311
Don’t talk bad about Sega-san, she was the console to get back in the 1990’s!

>summon an Imp as a familiar, hoping she'll be a good assistant
>end up with a cute-lewd mana battery who is practically fueled by cuddles and headpats
>summon a petite Succ as a second familiar, hoping she'll be a good assistant
>she finds ways to rework any of my requests into setup for some kind of lewd scenario involving me and either her or the Imp
>summon a JK Demon as a familiar, hoping she'll be a good assistant
>my Succ helps with contract negotiation, putting me at overwhelming advantage
>Demon ends up being a sex-addicted powerbottom who gets too turned on by being ordered around to focus on anything but lewdness and receiving punishment
>pool all our mana together to summon a Devil, hoping maybe she'll be a good assistant
>she sees my familiars and I, and says that there's nothing she would do that my harem isn't already doing
>she stays anyways to further indulge me
>realize that they've all been good assistants all along
>encouraging to further my mastery of summoning magic and mana manipulation
>providing for my daily needs, from the physical to the emotional
>indulge random whims of mine, so long as they can milk some cum as a result
>we've even gotten comfortable enough together to all sleep in one big bed

>>38052354
Did someone say Seiga!?

>>38052366
>a second familiar
balls of steel

>>38052275
She doesn’t look very stealthy to me.

>Big breast, teen kunoichi breaks into neighbor man's house.
>Was hiding out in the snow too long so she breaks stealth to get warm in a blanket inside so he finds her.
Many such cases.

>>38052394
Does she have a hairy pussy?

>>38052397
Probably neatly trimmed if she does.

>>38052394
Being a single man in a Kunoichi village would be fun. Every day I’d have to outwit at least 40 women who want me to merry them.
But my heart is already set on the tough as nails sensei who thinks she’s too old to settle down and have a family.

>>38052401
I want my teen Kunoichi assailant to have a messy bush and a cunt she abuses daily with how vigorously she masturbates.

>>38052414
I hear you.
And Remember, the more finely aged the cake, the more sensitive she is.

>>38052401
Does your waifu have a bush?
>mine has hers in the shape of a heart

>>38052438
I generally prefer them either bare, a light dusting, or small and neatly trimmed.
But yeah, the heart shape is a common one for those that have it.

>>38052195
>Step right up! Step right up!
>Come check out this CLUSSY!

>>38051617
What a power move. Make sure she sees you having a nice breakfast of shogloaf and drinking shogffee out of your shog mug with your neighbor before you head back home.

>>38050335
Are they still a strong deck?

______tom______

>>38052469
Absolutely broken in Duel Links.
The other birdgirl archetype, Lyrilusc, has been the strongest deck for a while in TCG.

>>38052488
Does cheshire pussy have spines to keep you from pulling out?

>>38052438
Thin layer of hair normally, with a rune spell tattooed on one of her thighs to adjust it as desired.

While we're on the subject

Holy FUCK I wanna smash some Krampussy!

>>38052438
Kakuen and mad hatter small and trimmed,ryu and raiju bare

>>38052438
In her normal state, yes, and they're neatly trimmed but not shaped. When she de-ages herself, she has a light dusting of pubes. When she ages herself forward, she has a thick, messy bush. When she changes her pussy to an animal pussy, she removes the pubes to draw more focus to her fleshcrafting.

Eurofags must observe Dragonia posting standards. All hail Deonora.

>Monster girls are really hard to knock up
>Especially rare monsters like ushis
Why the fuck do they spread that lie?

>>38052676
So men who want kids will try to prove it wrong, and men who don't want kids will feel safe without a condom.

>>38052676
Ushi blood might be a more common vector than genuine offspring.
I for one am ready for a 30% ushi demographic in MGC

>>38052438
>Arch Imp: A tiny tuft
>JC Succubus: A thick bush, cleared away around her labia
>JK Demon: Trimmed into a heart, lined up with her womb tattoo
>Devil: Smooth and bare

>>38052366
>we've even gotten comfortable enough together to all sleep in one big bed
I've always liked harems for non-horny reasons. They just seem really comfy and fun.

I might be lonely.

>>38052735
I hear you.
Its like having a Gaming group living within your house.

>>38052488
Why is 'tom' the best monster girl themed pet name, of all names?

>>38052739
>clear the latest raid with your wives
>have victory lap orgy in the bedroom
The Dream.

>>38052735
>group of friends that you live with
>except you're also all lovers, and have that level of emotional support and intimacy
>the real-world issues and limitations and potential for drama need not apply in an escapist fantasy setting

>>38052501
I don't know where the ribbed cat pussy meme inserted itself into my head from because I'm pretty sure it isn't real, but it's firmly lodged in there nonetheless.

>>38052753
Vidya gaming
Pen and Paper gaming
Just snuggling
I want it bad.

>>38052632
Europe is vampire territory

>>38052773
Then what is America?
>This is cow country miss, we don't need blood suckers like you over here.

>>38052773
Eastern Europe belongs to the vampires, but what do the Balkans, Western Europe, Northern Europe belong to?

>>38050087

>>38052773
>>38052785
Well there’s a certain mountain range that should give you an idea.

>>38052438
Most Slime Carriers tend not to have bush or even are capable of growing anything there. At least Naturally.

>>38052773
No way I'd ever marry a vampi-
>browny
Now I will marry your vampire

>>38052773

>>38052798
Ah yes the gayest straightest mountain range

>>38052795
But the more important question is which one?

>>38052739
>harem-wide strip boardgames and cardgames, for mixing lewd and comfy fun

>>38052783
If America is cow country, I need to get out ASAP.

>>38052832
Exactly.
A harem is more than pure sex, its fun and other such things you can enjoy along the way.
Or so we can have rotating DMs.

>>38052839
>Better Moo-ve on son if you don't wanna risk a tumble in the barn.

>>38052799
>no slime bush

>>38052845
>tfw no tumble weed tentacle

>>38052857
I mean they can have that. Like i said most probably don't have "natural" Bushes. Slime or magic bushes are fair game. I bet most Slime Carriers would love to have a man go face first into slime bush.

>>38052876
They roll into town, grab you, then roll away

>>38052785
Southern europe?

>>38052882
>muffled katamari damacy plays in the distance

>>38052832
>organizing fightan tournies to decide who tops
>getting entirely too into RP during the 3.5e session
>collapsing onto the bed after a 24 hour MMO grinding experience
>Couch Co-Op (highest score gets Anon's lap)
uh oh here I go making myself wistful again.

>>38052889
I'm just lumping southern Italy into the Balkans to piss them off

>>38052900
>drawing randomly to pair-off for date night
>can cuddle with your sleeping wives while chatting with your wives who are still awake
>Space-Creation Magic guarantees you'll always have a big enough home

>>38052785
Well if we're doing that the best way is to assign one species to each country. Easy examples would be
>Romania belongs to Vampires
>Russia belongs to Jinkos
>Spain belongs to Minotaurs
>Japan belongs to Kitsunes
America belongs to... Harpies?

fat monster loli butts

>>38052951
>America belongs to... Harpies?
I am VERY okay with this.

>Bicorn is best for primarily romantic harems
>Nurarihyon is best for primarily lewd harems
>Dryad is best for primarily comfy harems

>>38053022
>anon thinks he's going for a nice relaxing ride with his bicorn wife
>she's actually bringing him to a rape alley that has good reviews

>>38052951
Italy belongs to the werewolves!

>>38052951
>America belongs to... Harpies?
yes

>>38053126
No, it belongs to Bicorns.

>>38053126
Aren't werewolves french originally?

>>38052951
>Australia belongs to the Emu girls
Oh god

>>38053181
>Romulus and Remus

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder this.
What do you call a mermaid knight?
A swordfish

>>38053196
those guys aren't werewolves although now that you've brought it up there's actually a shocking lack of roman wolfgirls despite the opportunity

>>38053196
the rowan empire is never coming back anon

>>38053126
>"I used to rule the world you know!"
>that's nice dear, eat your pasta
poor wolves really let themselves go

>>38053247
Molest wolfu chub, it is a must

>>38053181
>Oh no! French werewolves!
>How do you know they're French?
>Le Aweux~
>Oh No!

>>38053263
Imagine the taunts

>>38053228
They were raised by a wolf, which is the point. Wolves are a way bigger part of roman and pre-roman italy than of france, for example.

That said, Canada is deer territory.

>>38053312
Canada is goose territory, it’s illegal to disagree or resist.

>>38053312
yeah but werewolves are still french

>>38053312
what, no moose?

>>38053312
maple tree dryad that really wants you to try her sap

>>38053326
they are hairy enough

>>38053326
We're relating countries to their national animals more than to the mythological ones. Also werewolves are way older than france, or Rome even, and if you wanna talk about the modern werewolf, it's more of a german thing than french.

If I fuck a bicorn, born as a bicorn, as a virgin does she turn into a unicorn?

>>38053275
>Allo, you zilly leetl Ahnglosaxohn
>I zink it is time you paid us back for all ze trouble you caused us, non?
>Ow about we play a game: I call eet, 1066
>You be un bel peasant, and I weel be a 'eroic Norman chevalier
>I give you to count of dix to run, for I am honorable
>Courir, mon fleur! I know you weesh to stay weeth me, but you need to get your blood flowing for what ees to come!

>>38053091
Need fat bottomed loli nurarihyon to play sleep over games with her friends using my body

Mongolia, the ancestral homeland of all centaurs.

>>38053519
ironically its america, horses developed first in america and migrated to eurasia during the last ice age

>>38053519
>hear that the centaur army is headed your way
>grab your trusty posthole digger
>tear up the field outside of town
>army is stalled for a month after half the centaurs get sprained ankles
>you use the time to sneak into the khan's tent and convince her that your village is worth sparing

>>38053312
It's beaver, moose, or loon.

>>38053519
Well time to climb up into a tree where the Khans army can't get me

>>38053464
I don't think thats how that works but yes absolutely.

>>38053181
Italy's national animal is the wolf.

can automaton teleport via USBs?

>>38049630
>go to MGR to read some KC tweet translations
>need an account to view anything
Literally why?

>>38053625
can you install a child into them if you cum on a usb?

>darkmage raids superparket for potion ingredients
>The combination of items is absurd every time
>It's when she gets to wines and spirits that the store owners start getting worried

>>38053576
>dryad bait

>>38053626
It's a quintessential old school forum.

>>38053645
Were they not concerned when a fucking wizard started raiding their shop? Must be a common occurance. They should hire some muscle.

Reject the clack of heels, embrace the clink of the glasses your new winegoat wife gave you

>>38053776
I assume the first raids was just buying weard shit in bulk, like bying trollys full of herbs and varios fruit extracts one day and the then buying a fuck ton of crabmeat and lemon tea the next

>>38050288
The real Ferngully waifu was Tim Curry

>>38053863
Ayy man, I'll give you that. Toxic love was top tier for the obscure little children's movie nobody's heard of.

>>38053126
Everyone knows the werewolves rule London.

>>38050588
>why do lilim daddy issues for to use sword?
It's a great mystery, anon. The world may never know...

>>38053134
BIG Birds.

>>38050658
The greatness of a King is measured by her enemies, and her treatment of them. You must prove your willingness by taking the snake to a nice, high, fancy, highfalutin and guarded restaurant. There you will wine and dine her. Find some things that y'all have in common, and they’ll become inside jokes. Y'all will laugh all the way back on the chariot ride to her cell, where you're gonna fuck her in the cloaca.

>>38054387
very

>>38054297
not everything can be explained with daddy issues

What would monstergirls think about MGTOW?

>>38054605
True, but Selene can be explained with daddy issues.

>>38054632
I'm honestly not seeing it.

>>38054456
Can she even hold that iron with those wings?

>>38054644
Because you are alp. It is okay, gay fren. You don't have to see it. You are fine just the way you are.

>>38053326
Loup garou.

What's the difference between a traditionally anubis and a new fashioned anubis?

>>38052819
Yes.

>>38050297
Is it edible though?

>>38054936
don't see why not

Frogfag here, with page five of how I met my mamano wife!

>>38052783
danuki territory

>>38052928
>tfw megamorphosis potions can't put curves in your skateboard
Seething flat-phomets btfo again. Let them wear the training bras of shame so that they may learn their lesson. Maybe one day their hearts will grow 3 sizes and they can join the fun Onee-san Sabbaths.

>>38050658
>marry the pharaoh
>use your new authority to tell the guards to leave
>release the aphopis
>return to the pharaoh and hive her a deep kiss
>hold her there so she can't use her voice while the apohpis wraps around both of you
She'll be angry for a few seconds when she realizes she's been betrayed, but the venom will take care of that quickly.

>>38054984
>yells "please rape me" in the vermin dialect
What a suave cosmopolitan man about town.

>>38050588
Melee weapons are a force multiplier, once you get strong enough they become useful against the other two again.

>>38050588
At that level it doesn't really matter what you use.

>>38055240
Well that's just irresponsible. She better fix the river at least.

>>38055240
isnt that sword meant to be fuck off powerfull?
pretty sure thats the youshitsune

>>38055165
Well... That explains a lot. I was going for "Take me to your mucus toads" though...

>>38050588
maybe becuase its more fun that way?