/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Would Krampus kidnap a claustrophobic anon and stuff him in the sack?

>>38030717
Pocket foxes.

>>38030808

>>38030771
It's much bigger on the inside.

>>38030717

>>38030717
If domestication of Minotaurs gave us holstaurs, then what would domesticated Krampuses turn into, after many generations?

>>38030819
Molest bote ears.

>>38030848
UUUOOOHHHH

>>38030695
Ah, but this one thumb is better (reminded of dogs that ignore all their other toys because they want the one that another dog happens to be playing with now).

>>38030883
Ask not for whom the bell tolls
IT TOLLS FOR THEE

>>38030883
Bold of you to assume demon goats can be domesticated.

>>38030959
Wurms are dumb.

>>38030978
Demon cows could

whats the view on kissing among mgs?

>>38031042
If you don't kiss your wife on a regular basis, something is going on.

What innocuous and normal things would a shirohebi interpret as signs that you're cheating on her?

>>38031094
BEEG TAIL
TOO BEEG

>>38031042
Some of them get more addicted to kissing than even sex.

>>38031146
They aren't that comically suspicious, so it'd be limited to normal things that involve meeting with other women in secret, which honestly there are not that many examples of.

>>38031094
Someone needs to diet

>>38030717

>>38031360
What are you up to, Alice?

>>38031360
I always thought Alice's design would work famously as a Lilim

>>38031414
New pic, felt cute. Might dryfish Luka later, idk.

>>38031042
>whats the view on kissing among mgs?
"little girls need to be kissed by humans more"

>>38031414
Hora have to hora, may hora later too.

>>38031468
>ass that big
>little girl
she aint foolin no one.

>>38031462
Where are you from, Horsefucker?

>>38031520
>Centaurs pulling the cart are blushing like mad.
I'd buy this new port for the Gameboy advanced SP

>>38031462
that one village ran by two alps

>>38031042
Ah, here's the relevant passage from World Guide 3:

>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.

>>38031520
the village with the alps

>>38031468
>>38031492
>Kissing Little Girls

*Police Siren and Federal Law Enforcement Officer sound effects*

>>38031672
>off-topic image

eat it

Gonna tell a 1000 year old vampire I don't date girls over 200

>>38031104
I kiss her cervix with my bellend, does that count?

>>38031492
All the big ass means is that there's a good place to put your hands while kissing.

>>38031869
That wisp is getting bred by me while we play vidya.

>>38031468
What's with that confused burglar?

Which monster is best for singing pop country songs about chugging beer, reeling in fish, and fucking cowboys on her ranch?

>>38031146
Recruiting a female character in a videogame

>>38031462
Is thst cart being pulled by fox

>>38032019
Inari

>>38032019
I'm going to say either a centaur or a rattlesnake lamia

I want to learn

>>38032192
>Inari singing about being a rootin tootin cowgirl in a heavy Zipangunese accent despite having never set foot in the west

I love Alraune! I love Ghouls!

I love my Alraune-Ghoul wife!

>>38032019
pickup truck automaton

>>38032019
Need me a sandworm that's into country westerns and calls herself Big Pink, the Terror of the Southwest

>>38032691
may as well go full graboid and have a trio of sisters in there

>>38032737
No thanks

>>38032737
that girl ain't right

>Born as the 5th child to a family of 10
>You barely get any attention from your parents
>Your older siblings care more about themselves than their brothers/sisters
>The only thing that you own that isn't a hand-me-down or second-hand thrifted is an older model smartphone
>It's your one escape from the hell that is family life and the bullying at school
>You only really have one friend that chats with you online: BaggyDreams81
>They're always super excited and upbeat, which in turn gives you a little bit of hope/strength
>Your 18th birthday is coming soon
>The family tradition is to leave home then, but you don't really have anywhere to go
>Mention this to BaggyDream81
>"That's a shame! But don't worry! I'll make sure you get an extra special present for your birthday!"
>Joke that they don't even have your address - how are they supposed to get you a present?
>No reply for two days
>Your birthday rolls around and still no word
>You're understandably depressed thinking you said something wrong and scared off your only friend
>You're so distracted on the walk home from school that you don't notice someone behind you until everything goes black
>You wake up an unknown amount of time later with a blindfold on and your hands tied behind the chair you're sitting on.
>Scared, you plead with whomever is there to let you go and that you don't have anything of value, not even your life
>"Now don't say that, sweetie. I certainly value your life. It's why I did all this."
>The blindfold is removed
>You're seated at the head of a table laden with a grand feast the likes you've only ever read about kings having
>There's also racks of fine clothing and a brand new, next-gen smartphone with a bow on it
>"I hope I didn't go overboard, but you deserve it."
>You search for the voice's source and ask who they are
>"Why, it's BaggyDream81, of course~"
>There's movement from behind you
>Out steps the largest monster girl you've ever seen. A Krampus, you think.
>She's also wearing a bow, as well as a nervous smile
>"Happy Birthday~"
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
>Oh and there's wild sex later, but you just remember her smile at that moment. How genuine it was.

>>38032874
Krampus is very wholesome!

is it true that all succs sleep naked?

>Come give me a hug~

>>38033090
>Shorty with big tits and a womb tattoo
Made for mating press and impregnation

>>38030978
>Bold of you to assume demon goats can be domesticated.
Famous last words a monster would say before being taken to a dairy farm

>>38033090
physical affection, my only weakness

>>38033047
Married ones sleep in their husbands stolen shirts

>>38033090
I have a strict "no hug" policy in order to keep me safe from monsters

>>38033090
>>38033120
Those ears were made for molesting

>>38032756
i wish that was me.

>>38033105
>Thinking you can confine a krampus on a farm. She'll appear in your home before you know it and milk you.

>>38033247
she'll trade that bell in for a cowbell soon enough

Shoot me with your love gun.

I love the faces my beautiful cat wife makes

>>38033353
i like that gentleman aesthetic they got going on. also the kiss on the back of your hand to mark and track you is pretty hot.
designated escort monster

>>38033233
Cringe

For any curious, these are various features of the Krampus of lore that KC incorporated in her design. Feel free to add any I missed.

1. Black fur
2. Black/brown skin
3. Hooves (though interestingly they do not appear to be cloven hooves, unlike the baphomet and traditional Krampus)
4. Lolling tongue
5. Sharp teeth
6. Wears chains and bells (or a bell in this case)
7. Carries a large sack
8. Goat horns
9. The belt attachment over her hips is decorated with the shape of birch leaves, referencing the birch branches Krampus is often said to use to strike naughty children with.
10. Many Krampus images I've seen seem to feature a large belt under their chest, sometimes to attach/support the basket they carry but other times I can't tell why it's there. KC's seems to use it to accent her bust.
11. Long, rather straight claws.

>>38033450
KC, the best girl machine

>>38033450
i'm not sure if there's any significance to her bag stitching. i thought at first it might have a thread to cinch it tightly around whatever's inside but it's not in a single piece so it may just be stylish.

>>38033353
I wish i was a WN harem protagonist with a dark brave wife that helped me try to create a harem of every monster combat role.

>>38033505
I, too, want a White Nationalist Monster gf. Preferably a tall muscular brown one.

>>38030883
imagine trying to button her jacket closed

Krampus loli that chases you around with a paper bag and tries to wrap it around your hand

>>38032874
That's cute

>>38033568
>She grins smuggly down at you as you struggle to even get it around her breasts.

>>38033587
>she also has an entourage of loli dark elves to do her bidding
feeling festive, anon?

>>38033568
>>38033622
>tfw no big girl to attempt to wrap your arms around

Who's the reigning champ and belt-holder in the Mamono Wrestling Federation?

>>38033568
>"Ara, silly boy, can't you see this jacket doesn't even have buttons?"

When is it acceptable to hug your Hellhound wife?

>>38033712
Anytime.

Anywhere.

>>38033706
Assuming their species would even bother competing, there can probably only be one answer.

>>38033706
runya runya

>>38033712
>when you wake up
>when you leave the house
>when you come back from the house
>when you're tired
>when you're sad
>when you're not sad
>when you want sex
>on holidays
>on snowy days
>on rainy days
>on days starting with the letter S
>on days ending with the letter Y

>>38033732

>>38033739
>when you leave the house
>when you come back from the house

Implying you are allowed to leave her sight

>>38033450
>birch belt around her hips
Lmao

>>38033750
you can still go out together anyhow

>>38033678
I see that ! ! don't fool me

>>38033706
I'm going to be but first I'm going to wrestle in the Royal Rumble

>>38033726
>>38033746
I know they're physically strong as hell in canon, but their small mass could work against them.

>>38033706

>>38033778
>be referee
>monsters tag team partner keeps smothering your face with her tits to stop you from doing the pin countdown
i'd love this job

>>38033791
True, especially if they disallow any spells that could outright get around this (like say a spell that sticks the bapho's feet to the ground to keep her from being moved by a heavier foe).

>>38033836
Just increase density, ez.

>>38033824
I'd much rather be a wrestler so I can put some smug heel in her place when she mocks humans for being weak

>>38033847
Yes, but would that be against the rules?

>>38033855
it's just kayfabe. i'm sure she's a nice lady at home.

>>38033855
How would you get past how good and distracting it feels to touch the monsters you're wrestling with?

>>38033791
This is always the funniest thing about baphos to me: They're top tier in strength, but unlike other strong monsters you can just pick them up and toss them.

>>38033706
weresheep, notorious for knockouts.

>>38033847
>"Heeeyy...!"

>>38033863
Oh I'm sure but I have to play my part too
>>38033878
The secret is You don't and just have to power through it or have an opponent who knows how to work around it if she's meant to lose

>>38033706
There is no man or mamono in existence who can take the belt from Gabe 'Glue Man' Degrossi.

>>38033901
Foxes are precious

>>38033862
Well there are different weight categories for a reason.

>>38033432
I want a Yeti to cuddle and binge watch TV with.

>>38033960
>lamia so heavy they get their own class
>lamia 4 person free for all
something so lewd about all those writhing bodies

>>38033980
Sandworms have their own tournament.
They use salt flats for the arena.

I would like more female knights getting corrupted stories.

>>38033879
I like the idea that bapho magic works against them when it comes to things like childproof locks. A few millimeters of plastic shouldn't stop an ancient demon general, but it's designed to stop children and her magic says she's a child, so to her it's an impenetrable forcefield.

>>38033992
Wurms can enter that category too.

>>38033992
>Husbands have to secure or remove their belongings before the tournament starts or risk having them strewn all over the dry storage organ thanks to how wildly the sandworms contort themselves as they wrestle..

>>38034012
>>38033992
So we've got:
>Featherweight (e.g. Kesaran Parmesan, Ittan-momen)
>Lightweight (Sabbathweight)
>Middleweight
>Heavyweight (most large humanoid species here)
>Superheavyweight (lamias, centaurs)
>Gargantuan (Sandworms, big Wurms, shapechanged Dragons)

>>38034097
>ittan-momen just wraps herself around the fairy and instawins

>>38034097
slimes, dark matter and golems might be super heavy too. and you might have some gimmick ones like with kamitachi

>>38034112
Most slimes probably fall under heavyweight, only the exceptionally large ones would be moved to superheavy. Remember, it's a weight distinction, not by species.
Kamaitachi have to enter team tournaments if they want to participate as a group.

>>38034097
>Kesaran Parmesan

Deliciously cheesy.

>>38033968
>watch horror movies with a beeg yeti
>she clings to you with all fours during the scary parts, wrapping her legs around your waist

Imagine a vampire trying to order a pizza.

>>38034097
Yes please put me in the heavyweight class

>>38030717

>>38034146
there it is again. guess i'm gonna be braindead with lust for the next few hours. thanks for posting that image again asshole

>>38034097
giant ants got her category on lock

>>38034160
You're welcome, anon. Have a good time thinking about a sweaty amazon riding you nonstop for hours on end.

>>38034170
These are monsters anon. Almost all of them have SOME sort of species gimmick that gives them an edge.

>>38034108
>pixie challenges you to a wrestling match
>she looks pretty serious but she's like six inches tall
>jokingly accept, figure you can pin her down with one or two fingers
>suddenly feel yourself shrinking
>it doesn't stop until you're an inch shorter than her
>she has mamono strength, she can fly, and she has a lot more training than you
>you never stood a chance

>>38034195
if you don't want to cheer for humble, hardworking, industrious giant ant dressed like a steelworker while her hive cheers her on from the sidelines that's on you

>>38034229
I'm just saying don't count anyone out, overconfidence means an inevitable downfall.
You never know...

>>38033998
What kind of corruption though?

>>38034254
I like modestly dressed fiends.

Whats the purpose of Hellhound's chest fluff?

>>38034315
Sent marking or for you to bury your face in after a long day/any day

>>38034315
for you to rub your face against it

>>38034315
that way she has more chest hair than you

>>38034315
Emergency fire starter. Just cut a little bit off and strike a few sparks on it.

>>38034315
Tummy-rubs until her leg starts twitching uncontrollably.
She's always embarrassed about the loss of control afterwards, but tummy-rubs are just too good to resist.

>>38034225
That's called cheating.

DISQUALIFIED

>>38034370
>do it to her from a young age when it's cute
>she keeps demanding it when she's big and heavy
dogs are so needy

The holidays are officially over and everyone's back to work (?) so I'm just gonna post this one more time for anyone interested, then I'll fuck off.

This is the prototype for Bern's Breeding Sim. We've already gotten a good amount of feedback on stuff to fix/adjust, but I just wanted to post it one more time for whoever might've been away for the holidays. The public prototype will be 1Q2022, and the full version later this year.

https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breeding-sim/download/QhyOpw90SPgAxj0Ofk_jpH7r9_hffxLanvThvrY1

>>38034431

We're also working on another game which is more folklore mosnters than the type of content you'd find in MGE (cropped out the booba). This game focuses on Cuca, a swamp witch based on a brazillian urban legend.

That will be released next month. No version 0.0001, no empty promises, etc.

Thanks again. Pardon the shilling.

what a helpful chart. i would need some help on where to touch monsters

>>38034431
>>38034450
Maybe 2022 won't be another garbage year after all.

>>38034431
Thank you man, you represent what is the best of us.

>>38034254
Seeing Alice ITT is kinda weird when you play Black Souls.

>>38034461
>Big paw on a stick to boop Anon in the face with.

>>38034461
Bun is the only one not grotesque in some way

>>38034450
>This game focuses on Cuca, a swamp witch based on a brazillian urban legend.
This is really funny if you've ever seen Cuca's appearance on kids' TV.

>>38034576
>This is really funny if you've ever seen Cuca's appearance on kids' TV.
Holy shit.

>>38034571
Suit yourself.

>>38033568
How adorable, Anon is a good boy that doesn't want Krampus-chan to be cold.

>>38034712
What if he's covering them up since they're distracting

>>38034634
Yeah, it's something alright

>>38033120
that's too many head accessories for me

>>38034760
Gunna Slap a Krampus' titties and tell her that them puppies looking a little cold. before trying to zip up her coat. Hope i cant walk for at least a year.

>>38030717

>>38034576
>This is really funny if you've ever seen Cuca's appearance on kids' TV.
What the fuck

How many hebis do you think the average ryu has lying around? Can she go to the snake store and get more?

>>38034137
GIWTWM

>>38034890
Shirohebis regularly send their daughters to work for a Ryu, the pay is good and they will most likely find a husband relatively soon if the shrine is popular

I want to hate vampires so bad but I also want to be kidnapped by one

>>38035069
You should go down dark alleyways in an undead town, I'm sure you'll find some vampires out on the hunt for a bloodbag that you can hate before she instant loss 2 komas you

>>38035069
there's certainly room for both

>>38035069
I love vampires but I also want to bully them

>cuddling with a salamander in bed
>the room is dark
> all you can see is the dim light from her tail flames, flickering away
>all you can hear is her light breathing
>all you can smell is hint of her erotic body odor and the smell of charred meat on her breath
>all you can feel is her hot, sweaty body gripping you tightly yet softly and her hot breath in your chest as she snuggles her head up against your body and in your loving arms

>>38035148
they have to be one of the most easy to bully of classical monsters. they got a lot of power but so many weaknesses

>>38035159
>when your genteel salamander gets really competitive about ballroom dancing

>>38035090
What if I put up a quests for monster girl adventurers to save me from my virginity?

>>38035162
yep I like that stuff: powerful monsters being lovingly bullied by her hubby despite being feared by everyone else

>>38035192
it's too high level for them

>>38035225
>Near max level lich takes up the quest
>She fails
He's virginity and porn addiction is simply too strong.

>>38035081
Noss is adorable.

>>38035261
must be one of those bullshit encounters you're supposed to lose

>>38035192
Only the most desperate would take that quest. Lucky for you there are a lot of desperate monsters out there.

>>38035211
To be fair that would be anyone's reaction vampire or not

>>38030717

>>38035270
>"Anon, only the most desperate of monster girl adventurer is gonna take that quest"
>"So like half of them?"
>"... yeah."

>vampire resorts to increasingly bizarre antics to tricking shut-in anon into come outside so she can abscond with him
really thought the five dollar bill being reeled in by a fishing rod would have done it

What does a lilim's milk taste like?

>>38035376
desperation

>>38035267
Sounds like a Salamander would have a field day on that one.

>>38035159
>cuddling with a salamander
When it's cold, are salamanders sources of heat or are they weak to cold and need warming?

>>38035364
Who would dragons and lizards pray to?

>>38035411
nothing would stop me from wishing every monster could wear a bikini in a blizzard and be perfectly fine

>>38035421
Jesus.

>>38035374
I can imagine the biggest fucking weirdos are gonna be drawn to it like flies on shit.

>>38035376
Mindbreak.

>>38035421
Godzilla

>>38035457
the math checks out

>Knock up smug monsters to desmug her
>She's even more smug now
Can I ever win?

>>38035069
Most humans can't resist the inhuman allures of the superior vampire species. You should date one. Like the one at work. The one that always helps you out with your assignments and brings you coffee, and wore those new earrings (you didn't notice but it's fine she isn't mad).

>>38034450
>POV: You asked her "Cuca, are you the one who ate all the pizza rolls?"

>>38035090
I want to motorboat that minotaur

>>38035469
Knocking up monsters IS winning. If you're asking about winning against your wife, then no.

>>38035469
See if she's a bit less smug after she gives birth.

>>38035469
Make her play Battletoads.

>>38035469
Have you tried knocking her down?

>>38034431
I know this was posted a while ago, but I just got around to playing it and wanted to let you know I really enjoyed it.

>>38035595
>Sleepless nights, but not for the reason she actually likes
Of course, you'd probably also be less smug at that point unless you were on a convenient business trip.

>>38035069
why would you want to hate vampires? they look comfy and cuddly

>>38035376
if they're with me, strawberry milk

>>38035702
They're haughty and mean.

>>38030717
Gentlemen, we are missing something very important.
She has a bell over her breasts.
Ergo, the krampus is a holstaur offshoot!

>>38035798
It doesn't look like a cowbell. There are other kinds of bells that cows don't wear.

>>38035826
Anon please, she has an open mouthed bell on her bosom.
If she isn't a holst then a baphomet isn't a goat!

>>38035838
Goats can wear bells too.

I regretfully post this to inform Anons that not only did I not freeze to death, but there were no Krampuses, or Yuki-Onna, or Snow Queens, or Tsurara-Onna, or even one fucking Wendigo in the great Virginia shitstorm of 2022.

I will attempt to rectify this by fucking a pile of snow I have molded into the shape of a woman.

>>38035977
Based, post results if she turns into a cute waifu.

>>38035977
Do it, anon! That's the final step to opening the portals!

>>38035977
If you can sustain your erection in this cold long enough to cum, you are the chosen one.

>>38036035
Trust and believe me it would've been a meteorological event if power did not come back after 48 hours, the fucking Yetis would sense it worldwide.

>>38035977
Godspeed anon, if you end up having Glacies with it can I have one? I'll treat her right

How receptive would a dullahan be to fucking her neck?

>>38036178
Monsters will accept it in any hole they can get it.

>>38035787
but why would you WANT to hate them?

>>38035148
>Gives her full name and actual age.
>Unemployed.
A Vampire's worst nightmare, attacking her social status directly.

>>38035376
Her milk is too strong for you, mortal.

Join the Sabbath.

>>38035826
mmmmm cat abs

>your yuki onna waits patiently and delivers a witty one liner
>says it loud and proud, smiles with smug self gratification at how perfect her remark was
>you don't get it
>instantly notices
>she doesn't speak a single word for the next two weeks out of humility

>>38036579
That's a shame, I still liked hearing her voice.

>>38036576
The best.

>>38036506
better off with bapho's Christmas obsessed big sister

Tiger Police!

>>38036601
You could probably ask her to sing for you. If you're lucky it won't just be the sound of the wind.

>>38030717

>>38036634
I am still not paying for the train! no matter what monster tries to catch me

>>38035469
>thanks for the kid, retard
>lmao

>>38034571
You sir have questionable taste, big chunky girls are a treasure.

>>38036789
I need me more monsters with these figures.

>>38032019
Can't believe nobody said Mino. Literally a rough, tough cowgirl.

>>38036178
Given its their only 'advantage' over other mamonos, she'll probably be using her detached head to lick your balls while you do it.

>>38036838
Here anon, plus a song about the lovely large ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDVR31mMhY

>>38036789
>girls with a bit of fat
>girls that look like bloated female Michelin men
There's a difference.

>>38032019
Sounds like a Grizzly

>>38036842
>howdy cute thang
>you wanna guess what a mino's favorite position is?
>uhh, cowgirl?
>nah, it's moossionary
>and then Anon got an album dedicated to him

>>38030717
Fat fox.

>>38036989
>Album containing tracks defining how/when/where she had intense passionate sex with Anon.
>Plays on all the country radio stations.
>People and Monsters alike snicker when they see him.

>>38036868
Honestly, I'd probably just play Fat Bottomed Girls due to my love of Queen.
Regardless, I need them.

>>38037002
>Fat
In Ethiopia maybe.
Here's an actual fatty.

>>38036634
is this the one that gets fucked by an orc?

>>38035977
>another VAbro
I hope you weren't out trapped on i-95 overnight like so many other poor souls. Bunch of my friends are without power still.

>>38037055
No, I was just stuck around Prince William Co. area with one half of it being plowed by some diligent gents and the other half being fly by night plowed with trees fucking everywhere and it being like Mario Kart. Took us 30 fucking hours to get our power back.

>>38037029
That's a pretty NEET fox.

Imagine the cuddles

>>38037005
>Mamono and gentlemen, Janey Cash!
>Janey, can you give us some insight into the process behind writing the song: "I fucked my husband Anon like a cheap whore over the coffee table?"
>I'll do better than that, how about a demonstration?
>the next album goes triple platinum thanks to the hit single "Anon gets mercilessly pounded on the host's desk on live tv (studio version with enhanced moans)"

>>38035977
Well there's your problem. You ignored all the sad yetis.

>>38037092
I bet she's so lonely.

>>38037123
Poor yetis

>>38037015
Also a very good choice.

>>38037123
I don't want Yetis though.

>>38037157
I think Latenight sold his soul to be able to draw such cute stuff

>>38037143

>>38036989
>>38037005
>>38037115
I normally don't go for the aggressive girls, but this one's won me over.

>>38037172
It is.
The downside is I KNOW that the shit-eating neighbor girl is going to start playing Ice Ice Baby to cockblock me out of Under Pressure

>>38037174
AND THAT IS WHY YOU LOSE
>>38037178
Indeed. Did he ever finish all the seasons?

>>38037174
Give your balls a tug!

>>38037192
Yeah, I'm well aware of that now. He also did finish the seasons.

>>38037196
Fuck you Shoresy.

>>38037174
I'd like a yeti to cuddle me to sleep right now

I will marry:
One Oni
One Green Orc
One Amazon
One H'Orc

>>38037178
It was a bargain.
>>38037192
>Did he ever finish all the seasons?
He did, I could search in the galleries.

>>38037200
Fuck you anon, bring that big dick around, see what happens!

>>38037210
>yes doctor I do need a pelvis made of graphene it is entirely justified, no don't ask me why just order the replacement surgery

>>38037216
What's going to happen Shoresy?

>>38037213
>He did, I could search in the
I'd appreciate that. I thought there was a latenight gallery somewhere but I haven't been able to find it again

>>38037225
Three things, I hit you, you hit the ground, your dickhead hits my womb!

>>38037235
Yeah well fuck you Shoresy bring it on.

>>38037226
I'm not aware of it, and I don't know if it's updated if it does exist.

>>38037244

>>38037252

>>38037267
Cute shit. Glad the set was finished.

>>38037260
Kikis in outfits besides maid uniforms are important

>>38037292
Tomboy Kiki

>>38037242
>bring it on
>anon went missing for a week
>next time he was seen his clothes were all ripped up, the only part of his pants that were left were the lower legs
>he could barely walk from fatigue
>bad gas travels fast in a small town, folk got to talking
>yep, anon got kidnapped by an abominable snowman
>they don't know how right they were

>>38037252
Any idea what the girl on the left is?

What's the most you'd pay for a commission? I'm talking to a guy right now about commissioning my wife. He's a professional with character design and illustration and his initial price is around $600.

>>38037357
Looks like a soldier beetle and an ushi behind the tree

>>38037357
You mean Soldier Beetle?

>>38037383
appol

>>38036634
Any download link for the model?

>>38037217
Just the pelvis? I think anon is going to need a whole need graphene skeleton.

>>38037364
>his initial price is around $600
What the fuck.

>>38037491
Better be some Mona Lisa-tier shit

>>38037491
Yeah, there are artists who will ask that amount of money because people will pay for it. It's no different than paying $1200 or more for a Prada bag.

>>38037364
At that point, just practice drawing, anon. It'll be more fulfilling and it won't cost 600 dollars right off the bat.

>>38037364
What the fuck is that price. Even when barbariank took commissions he only asked for $200 for full body colored and shaded

>>38037364
>What's the most you'd pay for a commission?
100 Dollars, But I dont even pay for commissions I just be kind and nice to the people at drawthreads to draw my wife.

>>38037511
Nigga for $600 the artist better let me fuck their sister in the ass once they give me the picture.

>>38037590
I am simply stating what the reason I was given once was.

>>38037549
>What the fuck is that price.
ive seen people dole out well over a thousand but those were usually for furry OCs

>>38037364
150 at most. Maybe 200 if it's animated.

>>38037205
She'll fall asleep before you do, then you'll be trapped in a hug with a sleepy Yeti for hours

>>38035382
>Please m'lord just a little drop of your delicious nectar...please.

>>38037666
Sounds delightful

>>38037666
Oh noooo, what a horrible fate hahaha

>>38037364
I wouldn't pay for a commission.

So anon explain why you aren't doing your civic duty and hugging cold lamias during winter

>>38030717

>>38037743
cause they keep trying to sneak their hands into my pants
I'm saving them from freezing and this is how they repay me?

>>38037751
But anon, your crotch is the warmest part of your body!

>>38037743
Because I'm just as cold as they are. I have to wear sweaters in the summer.

>>38037751
she just wants to make you feel good and you are so warm down there!

>>38037743
Because it's not my civic duty to tend to them. Let the beasts fend for themselves.

>>38037364
>$600
Sounds like a scam desu

>>38037743
Why do I find these masks so hot

>>38030848
The Krampus joined the Sabbath?

>>38037761
>>38037767
if her hands are cold she gets mittens, dumb snek

>>38037797
She's the big sister they don't like to talk about.

>>38037797
Nope, those are all baphomets. Even if a krampus was loli, one would presume she'd have the dark skin, non-cloven hooves, long claws, etc.

>>38037805
Here's your (You)
Silly anon doesn't know what cold blooded means.

>>38037797
The one in black is a waifufag's baphomet who's been around for years

I have about a dozen MGE OCs I think about regularly. Not necessarily as a harem.

>>38030717

>>38037941
Cool rock

>tfw ywn prank monsters by being the anti virginity police

dont ever 4get cat

>>38038019
Who?

>>38038019
Whom?

>>38038019
quien?

>>38038019
Whomst?

>>38038009
ideal kot size

>>38038019
who asked

>>38038002
Times are changing, anon, the Succubus Police can't keep denying men forever!

>>38038019
too busy making little clowns

>>38038002
>Bust into the lair of hagon
>'THIS IS A POLICE RAID, COME OUT WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR HANDS UP
>Go into her cave
>cuff her
>see the piles and piles of porn
>Confront her about it
>pick up one, and start reading it
>Say things like "you read this", "Wow", or "Eww"
>"Well, my work is going to be cut out for me to fix your virignity, ms. hagon or I mean MISSus HAGON

>>38031909
NEED SEAPORT

People keep saying the clown replaced cheshire, but I can't help but notice that most of the time she only gets referenced in order to make a reference to cheshire.

>>38038129
I wish to open my present now

>>38038136
She lingers at the back of everyone's minds. Even if you're not clownposting, your brain is subconsciously desiring the clussy.

>>38038136
It's not the fact the clown replaced her image, it's the face the clown cemented Cheshires as cringe.

>>38038019
Its difficult to 4get cat. Best girl.

>>38038129
Someone has the paywalled version of this?

>>38038421
What, is there a naked version somewhere?

Don't tell me that, it's going to be my white whale

>>38037115
>"I fucked my husband Anon like a cheap whore over the coffee table?"
That's fucking lewd. I hope her audience doesn't preceive Anon as some cheap Ranchslut.

>>38038019
she's cringe

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girl adventurers aren't the only 'great' tier ones.
After all, coming back to the general store of the 'well endowed' mantis twins is well worth it.
They may not be great at conversations but they are perfect in bed as snuggling compatriots.

>>38038608
mantises are dorks

>>38030717

>>38038650
And that's what makes them so cute

>>38038136
>People keep saying the clown replaced cheshire
They’re are somewhat similar but different in ways plus Cheshire is a catgirl so I don’t think she’s been replaced or anything

>>38038581
I mean, her debut album had such hits as "I just grabbed this guy out of a stall in a cowboy bar" and "Anon eats pussy like I eat steak." I think his fate is sealed.

>>38037743
Because I am pre occupied with the civic duty of keeping a bouncer stress free so she doesnt overdo it with the pub's clients.

>>38037192

>>38038749
Ayyy, is this new? My second latenight response.

>>38038749
>demon boss writes out massive fanfics between her followers and certain boys
>one of the "couples" aren't interested in each other
>demon boss gets defensive, insists that they're both just being tsundere to spite her

>>38038749
even mad demon is cute

>>38038749
But if I lose, so does the Demon.

Do Hellhounds classify as hardcore or gentle femdom?

>>38038803
It varies from moment to moment

>>38038813

>>38038837
this hellhound should get out of the house more

>>38038837
What did she mean by this?

>>38038863
Looks like someone is trying to make her eat broccoli.

>>38038813
Stop right there criminal scum!

>>38038947
officer dark elf sure is cuter today

The portal to my loli lich can’t open soon enough.

I can't help it, I like collars

>>38038963
Complimenting an officer on duty is punishable with two hours of community service in the back seat of her car

>>38039004
>compliment mg officer on a job well done
>community service in her car
>be a rebel and yell "fuck the police"
>community service in her car
how can you win?

>>38039065
Compliment an amazoness Firefighter instead

>>38039065
Plead the fifth and say nothing

>>38039065
Passive resistance. They get really concerned if you starfish long enough.

>>38038813
Anon...the ads.