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>> No.38012931
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>Hot, steamy, sweet, dormouse breath.

>> No.38012947

>>38012919
>can I help you Miss Valk?

>> No.38012977

>>38012919
>Modern day Valk
>All she does is complain about monster girls on the internet and organize protests
>Can't even find a good hero to guide.

>> No.38013048

>>38012919
I am going to ask the Valkirie out on a date, then say we can go after work, once she says she is a higher being and can't engage in romance.

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>> No.38013697

Do you think jinkos color their fur? Like they dye it kinda like a tattoo? Or maybe recolor themselves on special occasions like Christmas colors?

>> No.38013808

>>38012919
i wanna miss with my valki\yire by trying to jump into monster pits, falling the stupidest ploys and trusting every monster I come across

>> No.38014008

>>38013808
>valki\yire
Ah, chief goddess followers and their damn pronouns.

>> No.38014041

>>38013697
>Rebel teen Jinko coloring her fur black and hanging out with hellhounds.

>> No.38014521

>>38012919
>be Valk
>tasked to find potential Holy Warriors and raise them to become mighty heroes
>DL closing off demon wars makes heroes scarce
>ends up sitting around, nostalgic for the 'bad old days' of the Last DL
>all that's left as sad /tg/edgelords who talk about war&gore but have no idea and no chance of ever getting a Mamono-waifu
>realises that the way to raise a Hero in the current-DL-world is to find a /tg/-loser and groom him until he's worthy enough to meet a waifu and be a decent Husbando
>swoops down on a sad Anon
>drags him from his mom's basement and into a training montage
>sync'd to Wagner ofc

>> No.38014659

>>38014521
Intergenerational households are based and you are a cringe

>> No.38014662

Can you lure a Jabberwock with food, as in making a path straight to your gingerbread house?

>> No.38014676

>>38013697
Snow-Jinkos probably dye their fur orange to join in with their southern sisters
Hag-Jinkos either top-up their orange stripes or just bleach them out and put on a fake Monberian accent

>> No.38014758

>>38014659
>put down the tendies, lardarse, you need some healthy exercise.

>> No.38014792

>>38014758
Who are you quoting?

>> No.38014857

>>38014792
Not a quote, if it was a quote it would have been a 'jelly donut'

>> No.38014906

>>38014857
k

>> No.38015021
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would you drink the milk, anon?

>> No.38015073

I will kidnap as many zombies as I can from the undead slums and no one can stop me!

>> No.38015137

>>38014659
>Intergenerational
> * incel-generational
Ftfy

>> No.38015154

>>38015073
i'll steal all the ones that live in the fancy castles

>> No.38015199

>>38015021
100%
>>38015137
>he says while on 4chan

>> No.38015334
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>>38014041
>Jinko brags about how she is not a faggot whiteknight cat to her hellwan friends
>claims she will rape the first boy she likes
>hellwans corner the nerd weaboo from her class
>sick her to take him
>she aggressively spills spaghetti, as her instincts scream not to do it, but she doesn't want to look lame

>> No.38015538

>>38015334
>They all know she's a big softie and still likes her
>They just go along with it to make her happy
>And also because it's so fun to see her spill all of her spaghetti when they keep trying to get her to rape some cute nerd.

>> No.38015696
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i have a feeling that I would been a delinquent just to get ms hakus attention in MGC high. SO i get some more "hands on" learning

>> No.38015775
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>>38013697
Look mom, I'm death metal!

>> No.38015831

How do I get my own kind understander?

>> No.38015836

>>38015775
>>38014041
>tfw you went to the all goth and punk school and you’re a goody two shoes

>> No.38015989

What accent would be the sexiest on what monster and why?

>> No.38015995

>>38015989
bri'ish

>> No.38016008
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>>38012919
lukewarm take: it's not rape if you want to be raped

>> No.38016009

>>38015989
finnish
>why?
don't question me

>> No.38016027

>>38015995
>>38016009
But what monster would the accent work best on?

>> No.38016042
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>>38016009
>>38016027
wurm

>> No.38016076
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>>38016027
for me, I find it hilarious hearing a cockney accent from a hellwan

>> No.38016087 [DELETED] 

>>38016009
Finnish has the best accent in Swedish

>> No.38016099
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>>38015989
Rural American, Manticore.

>> No.38016111

>>38016042
Wurm speaking rallienglanti?
>The teem is vörking veri fine änd aim drinking änd faking oll the taim

>> No.38016146

>>38016009
Finnish has the best accent of Swedish

>> No.38016160
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>>38016087
I SAW THAT

>> No.38016181

>>38015989
Norfern Ingerlund
Jabber'ock or other Wondaland monster
>luv me mistur
>luv me fookin food
>luv me sum good ole shag
>luv me Demon Lohd
>ate the O'dah
>ate the proods
>not supremahsist, just dun like 'em
>simple as

>> No.38016361

>>38015989
castallean spanish with a very old mino and a milfly holst with accent de la sierra

>> No.38016500

>>38016160
You saw nothing.
It was merely a figment of your imagination.

>> No.38016504

>>38015989
Arachne with a french accent!

>> No.38016507
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Late in the last thread there was talk about how readily a monster may take a human life in defense of their husbands. This bit from World Guide 1 I think details the rules and conditions fairly well:

>It has been mentioned a countless number of times until now, but monsters love human men more than anything. For that reason, they can't stand the loss of beloved human life. For that reason, unless it's for self defense, or protecting their friends or husbands, they won't take the lives of human men or women. Even when humans attack them, they basically try to avoid taking their lives as much as possible while fighting. If they don't have husbands, they'll capture and claim men for themselves. If they already do, then they'll try to capture and take men prisoner for other monsters. The main reason they fight humans is to claim men who are captured during the fighting. For that reason, when the monsters clash with the soldiers of the Order, casualties are extremely few, but the captured soldiers become the prisoners of the monsters without exception, and they end up getting dragged into devilishness.

So on a technical level monsters "can" kill in defense of themselves, husbands and friends, but in practice they rarely kill even in those situations. From this and many scenarios given in other material, they usually try the myriad of nonlethal means first and tend to act proportionally to the threat. It's reasonable to say that when defending they will take into account:

1. How much of a threat the opponent presents.
2. What it would take to stop them from being a threat.

For an example in a scenario KC tweeted where an evil (albeit with sympathetic backstory) wizard tried to hypnotize a lizardman into killing her husband and friends, all she did to him in response was knock him out with a single punch (the wizard was then implied to be spirited away by a bogie).

Now the wording of the hellhound profile does make it seem like they could be more likely to resort to killing in defense, but its still up to interpretation. One has to consider also that Seven Seas version of the profile explicitly states "this aggression won't kill the hostile party." I don't know if this is simply a different translation choice or if KC changed the wording for the book profile to clarify things (the book profile has no fan translation).

>> No.38016517

>>38015989
french accent on a bogie
german accent for bogie
russain accent on bogey
valley girl accent on a pyrow

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Hello? Is this the 'mindbreak from lilim anus' place? Am I in the right part of town?

>> No.38016567

>>38016550
Only one way to find out.

>> No.38016575

>>38016550
nope, its up yours and around the corner

>> No.38016586

>>38016507
>but the captured soldiers become the prisoners of the monsters without exception

Also its worth pointing out that MGE volume 2 clarifies that captured men don't necessarily become the husbands of monsters (namely if they are already married to human women they don't get ravished), and don't stay prisoners provided they can be released safely. The issue with releasing them seems to be how the man and their family could be in danger from extreme members of the Order if he simply returns home (since that would reveal its a lie that monsters kill or enslave those they capture), meaning the monsters often have to put together a plan to relocate the man and his family to a monster friendly region.

>> No.38016684

>>38015989
Southern American Old black woman on a wight. I can and will impregnate any wight who calls me sugar.

>> No.38016707

>>38010385
I see, that's cute.

>> No.38016717

>>38016684
>tfw ywn ask your wight neighbor for some brown sugar

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>>38012919

>> No.38016993

>>38016507
A tweet by KC on his sekrit account also says that even when going all out a monster's own mana reacts to their desire to not kill and protects their opponent from dying. However, they still get incapacitated and will likely stay down for a week or so.

>She is a monster girl who would never willingly harm a human being, but it's a different story for someone who has harmed her husband. Sometimes they attack with the intention of killing. The protective effect of the demon's magic power will not kill you, but you may not wake up for a week or so due to lack of magic power. 
>Q. What will the wild monsters do if a man who is OK with doing whatever he wants is left alone?

>人間を進んで害する事はない魔物娘ですが、旦那様に害意を向けてきた相手は話が別。普通に殺す気で攻撃を加える事もあります。魔物の魔力の保護効果で死にませんが一週間くらい魔力欠乏で目が覚めなかったりします 
>Q.そんな好き放題してOKな男が放置されてたら野性の魔物たちはどうするでしょうか?

>> No.38017031

>>38016981
Rules of nature?

>> No.38017199
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>>38012919

>> No.38017269

>>38017212
Oh, cool. What are we gonna eat?

>> No.38017278

>>38017254
On the one hand, mature humpty egg is great.

On the other hand, that face...

>> No.38017306

>>38017199
>dat tongue

>> No.38017369

>>38017031
and they run when the sun comes up

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>>38017212
pretend he says tiger instead of lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c&ab_channel=thetknsVEVO

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>>38017269
borscht

>> No.38017395

>>38016993
>you may not wake up for a week or so due to lack of magic power
Everyone forgets that in MGE, your mana is a combination of both your HP and MP. Hitting zero means you pass out.

>> No.38017396

>>38017306
I want to just hold it and play with it. Before she does to me what she's doing to that branch anyway

>> No.38017478

>>38017369
with their lives on the line
ALIVE

>> No.38017536

>>38017387
This is what kiki does when Mastah's not looking?!?

>> No.38017567

>>38017536
Some messes require special tools.

>> No.38017568

>>38016507
>If they don't have husbands, they'll capture and claim men for themselves. If they already do, then they'll try to capture and take men prisoner for other monsters.
So combat skilled monsters have lists of monsters in need of husbands and deliver them for loot? This is a good idea.
>>38016586
>Order extremists endanger released POWs
Is this before or after they fail to punch their way out of paper bags?

>> No.38017578

>>38017536
This is what a high class Kiki does, a average Kiki hangs out with her friends and listens to hardbass as they talk about meido things

>> No.38017619

>>38017568
>So combat skilled monsters have lists of monsters in need of husbands and deliver them for loot? This is a good idea.

Not for loot, other material states they do it as a favor to single friends and such. I don't think we have any source stating monsters exchange men for other material goods (though they readily take jobs if the reward is a man).

>>38017568
>Is this before or after they fail to punch their way out of paper bags?

If there's one thing the Order is fairly competent at doing, it's killing other normal humans.

>> No.38017634

I wanna see a Kiki in a GP-5

>> No.38017639
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>>38015989
Spanish accent is by far the sexiest accent in the world. It'd work perfect on a minotaur.

I wanna visit NotSpain and get raped by a minotaur in the Running of the Minotaurs!

>Listening to her shout Spanish at me as she's gaining on me
>Hearing her words up close as she's on top of me, all hot and bothered
>Hearing the lisping of C's and Z's up close to my ear as she's whispering lewd shit into my ear, accompanied by heavy breathing
>Her grabbing my face and forcing a kiss with me as she rides me reverse missionary, commenting on how I taste so good to her

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Who are you voting for in the coming election?

>> No.38017667
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>>38017212
We need monster girls cosplaying jinkos

>> No.38017687

>>38017665
The church o our milky lady, they eem very nice

>> No.38017691

>>38015989
Mexican accent on a cheshire. Why? I just remember really liking Sombra's voice from overwatch. Thats my only reasoning.

>> No.38017700

>>38017691
>>38017639
My brother's, Spanish accents are the sexiest accents

>> No.38017706

>>38017665
My wife.
>A lot of Anons write in "My Wife"
>Enough to win
>Some Hinezumi with this name wakes up to find out she's now President.

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>>38017665
>Who are you voting for in the cumming election?

The answer is always mino

>> No.38017736

>>38017254
How is this even more cursed?

>> No.38017756

>>38017665
Bogies, Bogeys, and Oogies make very good arguments

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>>38012919

>> No.38017784

>>38017199
Idk what the fuck creature this is supposed to be, but I want a blowjob and a tailpussy draining from it

>> No.38017918

>>38017254
>stacked humpty
She's a good egg.

>> No.38017927

>>38017665
I don't know, the pelvis-crushing party has really gone off the deep end with the cow agenda, but I'm not sure I want the penis milking union back in power. I think I'll go third party and vote for the Alp Alliance

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>>38012919

>> No.38017995

>>38017665
In Mofu we trust

>> No.38018014

>>38017980
That's a pretty nice rock you have there Anon.

>> No.38018026

>>38017980
Why she need so many ears? She wants them to be molested or something?

>> No.38018070

>>38017784
It's a pukei-pukei!

>> No.38018102

I just wish Zipangu had an ancient Japan comiket of sorts with blatant self-insert doujins summoning convenient monster lovers from our world

>> No.38018114

>>38017927
>not voting for Demons' League United
ngmi

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>> No.38018147

>>38018131
BROWN GOTH KRAMPUS WITH BIG TIDDY

>> No.38018149

>>38018131
OH NO. SHE'S HOT.

>> No.38018153

>>38018131
IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?

>> No.38018164

>>38018131
>New goat
Bapho and satyros has new competition

>> No.38018168

>>38018131
Is that Krampus?

>> No.38018180

>>38018168
Yes. New girl

>> No.38018181

>>38018168
Yes

>> No.38018183

>>38018131
>Krampus
Fucking called it

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>>38017995
One nation under Mofu!

>> No.38018199

>>38018131
OH LORDY

>> No.38018207

>>38018131
>Krampus
KC-Sama, I kneel

>> No.38018208

>>38018131
Flatfags keep moving. This is a TIDDY general.

>> No.38018215

>>38018131
i kind of hope she doesn't get called 'krampus' directly so shes not limited to one time of the year. also, i REALLY hope she uses that sack to kidnap a man

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high res for naughty boys

>> No.38018224

>>38018217
>Shark-like teeth
>Pink, sexy tongue
EROTIC!

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>Come come little human. This clearly intact condom that totally wasn't poked means that the sex is safe. Nothing to be afraid of

>> No.38018236

>>38018131
KRAMPUSSY

>> No.38018238

>>38017619
>monsters fail the economy yet again

If men are so valuable to them, then monsters should act like it when exchanging them on the market. I'm tired of men being devalued in the marketplace damnit. Could you even get a small fortune for selling out a human town? Probably not, and Coinpussi doesn't count either.

>Order good at killing normie humans

If a guy is human-married in the shitscape that is life under the Order, then he wasn't a normie to begin with. This is a stupid human resource mistake on the Order's end, since they are writing off valuable personnel with knife-retirement.

Marriage to humans stops monsters from just husbandoing all of their POWs. This wouldn't actually stop monsters from rescuing the wives and families of POWs with sexual conversion. Is there an alternative to the Witness Sexploitation Plan?

There wouldn't be much of an incentive for monsters to help POWs and their families, would there? The major problem with MGE is that everyone is encouraged to fuck off and not interact.

The easy answer is to stomp on and subvert the extreme Order factions as hard as possible. Any suggested monsters to help these poor misguided extremists? Come to think of it, would these be the truly evil sociopath bastards of MGE?

>We must kill our people so no one learns that monsters don't kill!

Correction: Truly retarded and evil sociopath bastards. Claiming monsters brainwash people would be less retarded.

>> No.38018241

>>38018131
YES

>> No.38018242

>>38018217
That's trouble my friends! That's Trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool! Oh we've surely got trouble! Right here in Wintertown!

>> No.38018245

>>38018217
>Krampus
>Pyrow
>Bogie
Naughty-Chads, did we win? Can goodboyfags ever recover?

>> No.38018255

>>38018131
https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs

>> No.38018277

>>38018245
Seems like KC was planning something like a big announcement of a naughty monster party or something for Christmas but Krampus didn't make it in time

>> No.38018279

>>38018245
Santagirl soon, trust the plan.

>> No.38018284

>>38018217
Apparently she kidnaps you and then aggressively makes you a better person. She is the chad version of a Kikikmora.

>> No.38018305

>>38018284
The cringe version you mean. KikiCHADS improve you without resorting to such extreme measures.

>> No.38018308

>>38018284
Think you got it backwards, she feeds your urges

>> No.38018331

>>38018131
GOD IS REAL!

>> No.38018334

>>38018131
Look at the size of those milkers
Hit me with a birch rod mommy

>> No.38018348

>>38018131
>didn't get balrog but got krampus instead
Fair enough
God bless you KC

>> No.38018349

>>38017395
Decision to use "Heart boner" and "Actual boner" health bars as stats was an innovative solution for MGE. It means you can have battle-fucking but without the mildly annoying conceit of MGQ where ejaculation = loss.

>> No.38018358

>>38018131
Now I'm reminded of that krampus scene in venture brothers

>> No.38018372

>>38018131
I am definitely going to draw a quick sketch at work today

>> No.38018388

>>38018131
Bros, Krampus won't come to your house if this thread doesn't reach at least 1000 replies.

>> No.38018399

>>38018131
What's in the bag, tho?

>> No.38018401

>>38018399
(You)

>> No.38018411

>>38018131
>You're a naughty boy, Anon.
Oh no, she saw my tag history.

>> No.38018412

>>38018131
Heavy metal mommy, I'm in love.

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>>38018215
>i kind of hope she doesn't get called 'krampus' directly so shes not limited to one time of the year
It's not like other MGE monsters get restricted to their specific times/locations. Cupids can fly around outside Valentine's Day. It's fine.

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>>38018131
LOOK AT THOSE SACKS
Her tits aren't bad either

>> No.38018426

>>38018131
>delicious brown
>big mommy milkers
>metal vibes
Utter gold, merry christmas to you KC

>> No.38018433

>>38018230
I keep seeing people posting fanart of these jazzily-haloed girls; is this a new series or something?

>> No.38018438

>Krampus
>Goat girl
Imagine walking into a dark barn at night. You think you hit the jackpot with big, titty holsts, but in reality, it's a barn full of krampuses. Now imagine the violent raping that ensues. On the plus side though, still big titties!!

>> No.38018441

>So I've introduced Krampus-san, who I was actually going to update on Christmas.
I had a hard time deciding between this Krampus-san and Ruprecht, the evil fallen saint who appears on the holy night, so I'm sure I'll release Ruprecht-san next year.
We even got a hint of what a future girl will be.

>> No.38018458

>>38018433
It's from a new gachashit called Blue Archive. The game itself is a priconne clone but it's chock-full of kemonomimis with halos.

>> No.38018473

>>38018131
I believe in krampus supremacy

>> No.38018478

>>38018131
>This time, the race is the Krampus!
>They arrive on a special day in winter, and they're as ferocious as they look! They will easily lay waste to you!
>But the root of their beastly lust is neither sexual gratification nor an appetite for sperm...
>But the root of her animal lust is not to satisfy her sexual desires, nor her appetite for sperm... but her urges, her desires, and she will give you everything she has.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1478024814627803136

>> No.38018496
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>>38018433
No and yes. It's a gacha called Blue Archive, which was around for a while in Japan but last month got a global release in english. All those girls have halos, though pic related is explicitly a demon in her ID.
Unfortunately the global server has started getting censored (first a crop, then they started changing some of the steamier lines, nothing is safer anymore).
Essentially in this city, every girl is like that and (You) are the new teacher, completely normal human, and seemingly only male human in it now. You are tasked with helping them out in their schools where mudane shit like the apocalypse is happening while they are too busy trying to make video games instead.

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>>38018496
>the angels actually sell holy hand grenades advertising to be used against the demons in vending machines

>> No.38018516

>>38018131
English profile when

>> No.38018522

>>38018458
>>38018496
>>38018507
You all forgot to mention that it's being published by (((nexon)))

>> No.38018532

fanart sketch of krampus-chan
https://twitter.com/AltairLeVega/status/1478034535661150209?s=20

>> No.38018557

>>38018516
Just use translate OCR

>> No.38018560

>>38018532
fast

>> No.38018568

>>38018522
Yeah that. And that they promised they wouldn't change the game only to break that about a month later. AFTER a fuckton of events the girls are super thirsty and (You)r character being a weirdo asking some to step on him.
I thought the rumors were overblown, but Nexon is fucking schizophrenic.

>> No.38018584

>>38018532
h-hayai

>> No.38018596

>>38018217
nice claws

>> No.38018604

>>38018516
When you get a job and subscribe to KC on Patreon

>> No.38018606

>>38018532
Jesus man, relax. Give a chance to the rest of us

>> No.38018611

>>38018532
Well thst was fest

>> No.38018616

>>38018532
God damn

>> No.38018621

>>38018568
The strangest thing about that whole situation is that this is a first for nexon. They usually fuck thing up by jewing the rates, reducing the amount of free currency or just pulling the plug and waiting for the game to die. These were the things people were looking out for, nobody was expecting censorship.

>> No.38018636

>>38018568
Promises are meant to be broken

>> No.38018642
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>>38018217

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>>38018636
NOOOOO

>> No.38018672

>>38018642
i do hope she's a designated kidnapper

>> No.38018686

>>38018217
I really can't get over how big krampus is. I know MGE suffers from chest inflation over time, but this goat puts holstaurs to shame.

>> No.38018699

>>38018686
>inflation
Don't use the I-word in front of tanukis pls

>> No.38018707

>>38018686
Maybe she hits you with her boobs instead of reeds

>> No.38018738

>>38018699
I want to whisper the price/wage spiral is inevitable into a tanuki's ears

>> No.38018739

>>38018672
She definitely is. Look at that trustworthy face and be at ease! If that isn't enough for you, she has a permit that she is happy to show off.

>> No.38018744

>>38018686
KC has been in the holstaur mines for a long time now. that much booba can change a man

>> No.38018758

>>38018744
>will change man
For the better!

>> No.38018766

>>38018699
>implying Tanukis don't love inflation

>> No.38018775

>>38018766
They don't love it when it starts to happen to them

>> No.38018782

>>38018699
Lesbians?

>> No.38018787

>>38018744
He's seen the light, days of Sabbath reign are over.

>> No.38018812

>>38018782
>mgs that pretend to lez out to lure in and capture yurifags

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>>38018775
>Tanukis fill their portfolios with wealth storage assets
>engineer inflation crisis
>they are now much richer and more powerful than they were before

>> No.38018839
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>> No.38018844

>>38018744
> Drawing 300 variations of moo booba has recalibrated his baseline of "normal" tits to "SUGOI DEKAI"
Excellent

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>>38018839

>> No.38018915

>>38018787
i'm sure there will be a loli detox once he has another girl to fixate on, though the upper boundary of breasts may have shifted.

>> No.38018918

>>38018217
She's so fluffy. Also, I can't help but notice the stitching on the sack.

>> No.38018922
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>> No.38018927

>聖なる夜に現れる邪なる堕落の聖女「ルプレヒト」さんのどちらを出すか悩んでたので、来年はきっとルプレヒトさんを出します。
Seems like next christmas we will be getting the fallen saint Ruprecht....
What's a Ruprecht?

>> No.38018931

>>38018131
So this is the big relative that baphomets don't want to talk about...

i.e. she's specifically of the baphomet family.

>> No.38018963

>>38018131
>Whickity Whack, (you)'re going in the sack

>> No.38018965

>>38018399
>>38018401
Indeed, that's how they take their prey.

And they don't just target bad boys either. Rather they select someone they like in advance, then kidnap him on a day that is special to him like a birthday or holiday. The winter holiday for the chief god is just the most popular time for these kidnappings.

And when he's dumped out of the sack he'll see a red carpet treatment she has prepared in her lair, sumptuous feast and everything.

>> No.38018983

>>38018131
Washing board goats: 1
Tiddy goats: 2
The winning team.
>>38018516
Next week at the latest.

>> No.38018989

>>38018965
And thus, a new era of
>BAGGED/SACKED
memes shall begin

>> No.38019016

>>38018927
Knecht Ruprecht
part of the christmas gang

>> No.38019030

>>38018686
She's also implied to be big overall, with her having sex noting how it looks like she is devouring the man, and her sack being big enough to hold a man inside.

>> No.38019038

>>38018927
>Ruprecht
He's one of Santa's lieutenants, like Black Peter, Christmas Woman, or Master Firuz.

>> No.38019066

>>38018826
Until the bubble bursts like the Japanese economy in the 90s

>> No.38019070

>>38018931
>>38018965
And being baphomet relatives, they can be assumed to have a fair amount of magical power. Not much is said in the profile about them using magic admittedly, other than implied mastery of teleportation (as they can appear right in the man's home to kidnap him).

>> No.38019078

>>38019030
>she's got plenty of space in her sack if you know what I mean
>ever wonder what it would be like to throw a hot dog into a volcano
>did you say cakes?
Still better than granny goats. Wine aunt goat remains supreme goat.

>> No.38019089

>>38018989
>GET IN THE BAG

>> No.38019104

>>38019066
You mean the bubble that was created by the Americans for the express purpose of smothering the Japanese economy?

>> No.38019111
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38019111

>>38018131

>> No.38019122

>>38018989
>muffled anon noises

>> No.38019140

What's an example if design that look like fantsdyvl?

>> No.38019150

>>38019038
>Black Pete
Would KC really?

>> No.38019155

>>38018989
>Bloodborne snatcher flashbacks

>> No.38019176

>>38019150
???

>> No.38019190

>>38018131
Is this a goat or a cow

>> No.38019201

>>38019190
51% goat 49% cow

>> No.38019207

>>38019190
You can drink goat milk too. A goat lactating does not make them a cow

>> No.38019209

Goat milk

>> No.38019215

>>38019190
Even better, demon goat cow.

>> No.38019216

>>38019190
baphomet

>> No.38019218

>>38019207
>A goat lactating does not make them a cow
Even if she's in a vow print bikini?

>> No.38019223

>>38019207
>>38019209
Goat milk is unironically one of the healthiest things you can eat.

>> No.38019227

>>38019216
Not with those boobs

>> No.38019228

>>38019223
thanks greilia

>> No.38019245

>>38018131
I'm a bad boy

>> No.38019252

>>38019245
Naughtychads just can't stop winning

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38019253

>>38019228
No problem now get to work

>> No.38019274

>>38018217
>loli krampus just puts the bag over your head
now to get shoved into the magic van

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38019301

>>38019227

>> No.38019343

>>38019227
Poor Marune keeps getting forgotten.

>> No.38019347

>>38019111
I like muscles but this looks just weird.

>> No.38019356

>>38018217
So how does krampus rank among tummy connoisseurs? Do her breasts just overshadow it?

>> No.38019368

>>38019104
Based cheeseburger smothering fetishist.

>> No.38019376

>>38019343
She's just a simple, hardworking farm girl, she don't need no fame. She probably doesn't even notice being ignored.

>> No.38019389

>>38019356
the exposed hips are nice but i like the tummy uncovered

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>>38019227
Dairy Baphos are nice too

>> No.38019422

>>38019389
KC definitely loves to include leotards when he can, considering how much attention he drew to them in designing the owl mage.

>> No.38019426

>>38018131
>>38018217
Everybody talking about boobs and nobody mentions those hips

>> No.38019444

>>38019070
Funny thing that aren't just from the Baphomet family, they are also of the Dark/Demon Beast type. This means that they have the exact same classification as a baphomet. Given that, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually are straight up a baphomet subspecies.

>> No.38019454

>>38019426
the angle doesn't do them full justice

>> No.38019455

>>38019444
In the usual lore, the name of a given family is taken from the first race that developed. For instance its noted that echidnas and medusa evolved from lamias, so "lamia" is the family name.

This would mean indeed that krampuses evolved from baphomets at some point.

>> No.38019459

>>38019426
The pelvis crushing will continue until naughtiness stops

>> No.38019462

>>38018131
That's it. I abandon the idea of having a top 10, it's impossible when KC makes me want to include every new girl that he releases.

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>>38018131
>krampus sets her eye on a nosy anon with sparkly blue hair
>she tries to put him in the sack, but...
Oh no she got too cocky, bros!

>> No.38019481

>>38019475
What am I looking at?

>> No.38019487

>>38019481
looks like tumblr

>> No.38019494

>>38019481
Looks like some gay Tumblr shit.

>> No.38019496

>>38019481
Hubris, bro. It's Nebby as a girl.

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38019516

>>38019475
N

>> No.38019522

>>38019459
>The rapings will continue until morale improves
>Then they will still continue because you are having a good time

>> No.38019546

>>38018131
So what does the profile say

>> No.38019563

>>38019546
i haven't consulted the future yet

>> No.38019564

>>38019546
She'll tell you if you get into the sack

>> No.38019565

>>38019563
Well get on it

>> No.38019567

>>38019522
>You are sad? I will fuck you until you are not!
>Sex makes you happy!? I will punish you with harder sex
Truly cruel creatures

>> No.38019574

>>38019563
Oh I thought he released it already in japanese

>> No.38019590

>>38019546
>>38019574
Go on Patreon and you'll find out. Or you can machine translate the Japanese profile.

>> No.38019599

>>38019590
I'm talking about the japanese profile. Normally there's some anon around who can give a rough translation.

>> No.38019606

What should he do next?

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>>38019516
E

>> No.38019613

>>38019606
The most simple idea is Balrog

>> No.38019620
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38019620

>>38019606
ABYSSAL

ELDRITCH

PLEASE

>> No.38019637

>>38019606
Balrog, and then maybe another lightning girl

>> No.38019640
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38019640

>>38019611
B

>> No.38019646

>>38019606
a cat

>> No.38019650

>>38018131
does this mean theres a santa monster girl with an entourage of nine white horn

>> No.38019653

>>38019426
>nobody is mentioning the skipped leg day

>> No.38019671

>>38019567
>>38019606
The galactic leprechaun with tiny nipples

>> No.38019672
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>>38012919

>> No.38019681

>>38019606
more undead

>> No.38019690

>>38019606
Either an abyssal or the Greys he mention, in spirit of NASA hiring people to study how humans would react to aliens

>> No.38019701

My gut feeling tells me Balrog is being reserved for the third mge book.

>> No.38019718
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>> No.38019719

Is Balrog and individual or a species? If shes an individual, is she a fire lilim or something? Forgive my lore iliteracy.

>> No.38019727

>>38019690
>NASA hiring people to study how humans would react to aliens
?

>> No.38019732

>>38019719
species

>> No.38019739

>>38019719
They're the h'orcs of the gyaru demons

>> No.38019742
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38019742

What's the best way to approach smug girls?

>> No.38019744

>>38019719
species. apparently fire loving and strong enough to calm volcanos

>> No.38019753

>>38019742
>approaching a mg with a teardrop under her eye
DON'T DO IT BRO

>> No.38019757

>>38019690
false flag incoming

>> No.38019762
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38019762

>>38019719
>>38019744
Described in MGE volume 2 as great fiends clad in fire, they are the race the pyrows are minions of.

>> No.38019765

>>38019742
silent hug

>> No.38019770

>>38019753
She's probably some chuuni who got that done to look cool

>> No.38019783

Are the world guides worth reading ,
Been thinking of buying em

>> No.38019829
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38019829

>>38019770
>chunni amazon
Go back to the kitchen before you hurt yourself, sweetcheeks.

>> No.38019832

>>38019783
Yeah all of them are

>> No.38019839
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>>38012919

>> No.38019851

>>38019783
Can you read Japanese? Because only the MGE volume 1 and 2 have been released in English versions that you can buy. The World Guides have been fan translated.

>> No.38019855

>>38019829
I think I'll go out and get a job and post pictures of me doing construction work in amazon threads on 4mon instead.

>> No.38019859

>>38019851
>The World Guides have been fan translated.
Ah I see

>> No.38019866

Hot, sweaty and insult filled oni sex.

>> No.38019874

>>38019859
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

Just look up the lore books. You can also find them on http://monstergirlsredux.com/index.php

>> No.38019890
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>>38019783
You can read them on the wiki already.
I'd buy the English ones if I saw them in a bookshop even though I've already read them via piracy, I've had enough MGE faps that KC deserves some of my money

>> No.38019897
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38019897

So, krampus live in snowy mountains like wendigo and hunt for the stretchy meat of wild beasts like wendigo. Suppose they get along well?

>> No.38019907

How do you bag yourself a Krampus?

>> No.38019909

>>38019890
I got a bookshelf fir Christmas and I'd like to fill it with things I like
All I have is my old university textbooks

>> No.38019912

>>38019839
>lipstick marks
Gets me going every time.

>> No.38019916

>>38019907
Post on r9k

>> No.38019920

>>38019897
I winder if wendidad is fine with with krampuschan leading the wenditroupe pe classes

>> No.38019922

>>38019907
Sneak up on one when she's sleeping and use her bag to grab her

>> No.38019926

>>38019897
Wendi serves as a distraction so krampus can sneak up and bag Anon.
Krampus then pays wendi in stretchy meat

>> No.38019930

>>38019855
>men doing construction "work"
We all know what sort of "work" you're best at, no construction firm will hire a man when buff Amazons and Hellhounds can handle that stuff better. Don't do this to yourself, quit worrying your delicate little man brain and do something appropriate. Cook and clean some, maybe show a little leg.

>> No.38019949

>>38019907
drink the blood of the innocent

>> No.38019962

>>38019907
Be a miner, Harry.

>> No.38020032

>>38019907
Mana marker would probably work

>> No.38020062

Yo I just found out Krampus is the same family of species as Baphomet WTF

>> No.38020079
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38020092

>>38019930
Amazons are just going to have to accept men in the workplace no matter what the job is. Next we'll be voting and running for public office in MGC

>> No.38020115

>>38019930
>women doing construction work
this is why me and my wife live in bright green realms

>> No.38020118

>>38020062
Notice she has all the same body structures, just longer claws, spikier horns and bigger proportions. Baphomets are probably their ancestors.

>> No.38020134

>>38020092
lol

>> No.38020159

>>38019727
NASA hired a bunch of theologians to figure out how humans (mainly religious ones) will react to alien life. I don't recall the details, but its a thing

>> No.38020168

>>38020159
I suspect people would just go about their business as normal

>> No.38020170

>>38020159
Very sus

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38020181

>>38020159
Aliens are just demons

>> No.38020192

>>38020092
Why do you need to vote, work, or run for office? What are you gonna do, ask for longer pants, decide to burn your boxers? Sure, run for office. We'll get a man in and it'll be war for no reason, over and over again. Men are just too emotional to hold office, mustache. Now quit with all of these silly notions and find you a good woman to look after you.

>> No.38020193

>>38020181
The galaxy, in spite all it's majesty and mystery, is incredibly horny.

>> No.38020204

>>38020159
Honestly, so long as nobody shoots at anyone I think it would go over fine after the initial shock. Just don't set your mothership in orbit over the United States, Russia, or any other nation with space range missiles.

>> No.38020206

>>38018131
>>38018131
>>38018217

So how tall do you think Krampuses are on average? Do they reach Jinko level?

>> No.38020212

>>38020193
Mamono in space. I hope I land on the sandworm planet

>> No.38020215

>>38020204
If they have 'hoverships', I think missiles are far beneeth their concern.

>> No.38020216

>>38020115
She's in the construction business?

>> No.38020227

>>38020204
We'd shoot at the first sign of a spaceship, long before it could reach Earth.

>> No.38020235

>>38020206
Well if we assume her bag is not magical (in the sense of changing size, bigger on the inside, that kind of thing) and said bag can fit even a large man, then that gives us a good idea of how tall she might be. Not sure how to calculate further than that though.

The profile also specifically refers to them shoving men into their sacks and then hoisting the sack over their shoulder, imagery that I think works best if she is notably bigger than the man.

>> No.38020240

I know Automatons were built by some kind of forerunner civilisation, but did we ever get details on them? Are we going to get some kind of ancient horny precurser species with technology that'd make a gremlin blush? Cyborgs? Digital Ghosts? Cyborg zombies? Zomborgs?

>> No.38020241 [DELETED] 

>>38020193
Didn't expect krampus to have Mega mommy milkers

>> No.38020245

>>38020227
So we would greet a species that clearly have the tech to obliterate us with a declaration of war? I dont think we are THAT dumb.

>> No.38020247

>>38020235
I'm calling it that thers a pocket dimension in there. Probably a sexy one, or maybe some kind of prison.

>> No.38020255

>>38020240
All we know is that the traces of mana left over in automatons that have been analyzed from them show these beings were neither monster, nor human.

>> No.38020257
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38020257

Get in the fucking bag anon

>> No.38020260

>>38020247
Well there wouldn't be a need for it, as you're not in the sack long. They just carry you in it to let you out in their lair where they roll out the red carpet for you as a guest, fancy meal and everything.

>> No.38020267

>>38020192
>What are you gonna do, ask for longer pants
Hey, that's a perfect starting point thanks for the idea!

>> No.38020279

Set a whiteknight Jinko straight by insisting on Amazon traditional gender roles after marriage.

>> No.38020280

>>38020260
Nah i bet that shits going to be the new tail pussy
BAG.
PUSSY.

>> No.38020284

>>38020245
You assume we would let them close enough to determine their tech levels. Nope, some world power would shoot upon first verified detection. We can't get our planet to agree on simple shit like reduction of carbon emissions, or universal values of goods and services. If you really think humans aren't that DUMB, just remember to always think twice. Don't think twice, do think twice!

>> No.38020286

>>38020279
but i like their whiteknighting, its cute and makes me feel safe

>> No.38020288

From KC's twitter:

願わくば、「人の不幸を悦ぶ事」に、もっと不寛容であって欲しかったなぁ……

>I wish I had been more intolerant of "taking pleasure in people's misfortune. ......

What does he mean?

>> No.38020292

>>38020192
>>38020267
>amazon accidentally helps anon get short shorts banned

>> No.38020303

>>38020284
>You assume we would let them close enough to determine their tech levels.

The fact that they have a spaceship, is enough to determine their tech level.

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>>38020192
>What are you gonna do, ask for longer pants
>Meanwhile demoness:
>"Aw, that's cute. He thinks he gets to wear clothes while at home."

>> No.38020312

>>38020288
he's sad about edgyfags slandering his work with their dumb fics

>> No.38020313

Didn't expect krampus to have massive mommy milkers

>> No.38020318

Sexy aliens! I've wanted to write MGE-esc stories set in a sci-fi world/setting for a while. Can't work out the details though. One monster per planet? A monster federation and a human federation? Lots of different alien/monster empires?

>> No.38020324

>>38020311
>He thinks he gets to wear clothes while at home."

What if its cold?

>> No.38020325

>>38020284
>>38020303
Yeah, reminds me of a show on possible aliens I watched, where one of the scientists noted that if an alien race had the capability to reach us in the first place, realistically they would be able to do pretty much anything and we couldn't stop them.

>> No.38020332

>>38020312
He should focus more on the people who love and support his work. No matter what you do or make, there will be people who hate and misrepresent it, even if only for kicks.

>> No.38020338

>>38020332
Also good advice for anyone currently trying to write.

>> No.38020340

>>38020324
It's her obligation to ensure your physical well-being, and the includes keeping you warm. It's all in the contract.

Prepare for warm blankets and plenty of snuggle time.

>> No.38020343

>>38020313
>Massive
We can go bigger

>> No.38020344

>>38020288
He's being vague about discovering that some acquaintance or something like that is into something he is against, I think. It seems he was very shocked. I have no idea of the full details.

>> No.38020345

>>38020288
My bet is on NTR, again.

>> No.38020347

>>38020303
Yeah but not nessasarily their resources.
Like if we sent out a ship to visit an alien world with human level tech it would be a lone ship limited by the speed of light once we got there we wouldn't be able to do much even if the aliens were at a much lower tech level, since all we have is our space ship.

>> No.38020349

>>38020343
let's not

>> No.38020354

>>38020257
I don't wanna go in the bag though

>> No.38020357 [DELETED] 

>>38020340

How would she react if anon gets a cold?

>> No.38020365

>>38020349
? I'm just saying, we can still go bigger without getting /d/.

>> No.38020371

>>38020343
brobdingnagian boobies?

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>>38020318
I'd maybe have an alien spaceship land on MGE-world. Maybe they're immune to monsterisation due to being outside contexts, maybe they monsterise slowly after landing, maybe they monsterised months ago while still decelerating into the solar system and they're feral-insane with lust when they arrive so they obsessively abduct human men and ravage demon and Order nations alike.

>> No.38020380

>>38020345
Why did ntr become a thing ?

>> No.38020381

>>38020347

This is a bet you dont want to make. Seriously, countries have avoided war because nukes are scary enough. I dont see them acting stupid against being that might have the capacity to destroy Earth.

>> No.38020389

>>38020181
You just made me remember a manga which had an alien species come to Earth seeking marriage partners in exchange for technology. Those aliens regularly breed outside of their species, so they are basically asari but non-monogendered. As a result some of them have horns, some have cat ears etc... Don't recall if there were any more "monstrous" ones, vanilla aliens just looked like elves.
From what little I've seen it seemed fairly nice. It did kind of feel like a sci-fi MGE, at least in how the aliens acted.

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>>38020267
You think they respect you but they don't. Those girls are only trying to brainwash you with their liberal alp propaganda. You start out wanting to be strong like a woman, next you'll be cussing and spitting like one too! It won't stop there, next you'll be eating fruits to boost your libido like a woman's. All of those attempts to be feminine will end with a tail, mark my words. Look at what you will become. Men falling to tail envy, instead of laying back and accepting their rightful place. It breaks my heart to see it.

>> No.38020396

>>38020255
I think the Automaton book profile also mentions that their armor and "flesh" are both made of unknown materials that don't originate from MGE's world.

>> No.38020397

>>38020380

I have no idea. But MGE and waifu settings are growing at a more accelerated rate, so I think ultimately is nothing to worry about.

>> No.38020400

Am I the only one who caught the hint that Krampus takes after the Ushi-Oni style of sex/partner grabbing? I may have to write something to that effect...

>> No.38020404

>>38020347
>Yeah but not nessasarily their resources.
If there is a real possibility they have nukes that make ours look like fireworks, it wouldn't make much difference to me if they took just one, a dozen, or a thousand, pissing them off is a dumb idea.

>> No.38020406

>>38020389
Name?

>> No.38020411

>>38020365
>it's not already /d/
How far we have fallen

>> No.38020419

>>38020397
>But MGE and waifu settings are growing at a more accelerated rate, so I think ultimately is nothing to worry about.
KC seems to think the opposite to the point of avoiding anything 18+ that isn't MGE.

>> No.38020424

I'd love to make a new monster girl setting. I can't draw, but I can write. Would that be mostly ignored?

>> No.38020431

>>38020411
First week with 2d girls?

>> No.38020439

>>38020380
My understanding is that some people like the "power" thrill they get from stealing a loved one, similar to why dark rape doujins are so common. As for those who get off on the idea of someone being stolen from them, that I understand even less.

>> No.38020440

>>38020406
https://mangadex.org/title/9c056c5a-0df5-4e4b-ab07-0dd44f57b881/otome-no-harawata-hoshi-no-iro

>> No.38020441

>>38020357
Anon is an incubus, he doesn't get colds. If it really bothers him so much, he can ask her for a change in the contract. It's not like she'd say no if he really hated it so much.

It's supposed be a gentle and sexy way for her to display dominance and have easy access to her favorite boy toy.

>> No.38020442

>>38020419
>don't like lewds out there
>start your own setting that carters specifically to your tastes
>draw tons of it
>get your countrymen to draw your perfect wank material for you
>get dumb gajin to draw your perfect wank material for you
>all for free
KC has like 300IQ

>> No.38020453

>>38020431
Don't give me that. It's gotten progressively worse over the years. Breasts the size of pillows and nipples the size of your fist. That and the fat ham thighs.

It's gross, and increasingly hard to find decent stuff, especially MG.

>> No.38020461

Okay so
>YUGE Krampus
>portable-size Baphomet
>they’re sisters
There’s endless possibilities here aaaaah

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>>38020381
>the alien ship's capacity to destroy the earth will get smaller as it gets closer
>our advantage over the ship gets larger as it gets closer
>gambling our entire planet and species vs 1 of their ships is a fair bet
>humans can be trusted to cooperate with each other during high stakes

Oh no, it's retarded.

>> No.38020473

>>38020411
What, you think profile Kikimora is a titty monster?
>>38020424
You could find an artist to draw for you. The hard part is compensating them, or finding one dedicated enough about the setting to just want to draw out of passion.

>> No.38020478

>>38020390
Any monster who talks like this gets the raging mushroom treatment

>> No.38020486

>>38020478
Can’t get mushrooms while you’re being fucked silly.

>> No.38020487

>>38020453
You can just tone down the girl boobs and thighs if you don’t like them your mg doesn’t have to look like the example fully

>> No.38020516

>>38020325
All the more reason for kinetic bombardment.

>> No.38020519

>>38020181
Correct.
But not the sexy MGE demons, unfortunately. These are the fire and brimstone drag you to hell demons.

>> No.38020521

>>38020486
>he doesn't have an emergency false tooth that's just a raging mushroom pill
Always have a backup plan

>> No.38020528

>>38020473
>not finding a large set of artwork and writing about it
Very sad, many such cases.

>> No.38020529

>>38020487
Well sure, but I'd like more decent art.

>> No.38020577

>>38020453
You're just gay

>> No.38020602

>>38018131
oh YES

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>>38012919

>> No.38020672

>>38018131
I want to be leashed to her like a dog

>> No.38020680

Would you rather have a jinko raised by a werecat into being a very friendly lap cat who loves cuddles, or a werecat raised by a jinko into a brutal and efficient hunter who also loves cuddles but totally only to keep warm and not because she loves you or anything

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>>38020680
Does the werecat lift?

>> No.38020700

>>38020692
They both lift.

>> No.38020714

>>38015137
Perhaps reddit would be more your speed?

>> No.38020725

>>38018131
Move over bapho

>> No.38020751

>>38020700
Tough choice. I lean towards the Jinko, but if she's too subby, I'll go with the Werecat.

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>>38012919

>> No.38020795

>>38020772
>Decides to humor her belief this makes her count as a delinquent.

>> No.38020796

>>38020577
no u

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>Anon is a mofu virgin?

>> No.38020816

>>38020380
It is a thinking man's fetish

>> No.38020821

>>38019907
Be naughty then make a trap to bag her

>> No.38020822
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>> No.38020848

>>38020822
Oh, the ice throne is a good touch.

>> No.38020850

>>38020159
I do believe that's actually false, they even clarified as such

>> No.38020863

>>38020850
let me have this one thing

>> No.38020911

>>38020324
>thinks it is warmer outside of a monster than inside a monster
Prepare to be re-educated.

>> No.38020918

>>38020192
So I can't work as a sex worker as a strong, independent man that needs no woman in his life? I can't be the first whore in office?

>> No.38020922
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>>38020922
>tfw no catgirl sisters to take care of you

>> No.38020975

>>38020911
Please, anything but that!

>> No.38020987

>>38020192
Then why the hell are we the drivers? If we can't make logical decisions?

>> No.38020989

>>38020397
>waifu settings/MGE are growing
Is this true?

>> No.38020997

>>38020987
Because even in MGE, women can't drive for shit.

>> No.38020998

>>38020989
this is the only waifu-centric setting i know of that isnt gatchashit.

>> No.38021015

>>38020288
when did he post that? i'm not seeing it

>> No.38021019

>>38021015
It's on his private account.

>> No.38021027

>>38021019
I hope the baphofag wasn't showing him edgy fanfics again

>> No.38021030
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What class does Ms. Angel teach?

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>> No.38021067

>>38021030
I dunno, I always skip her class to hang out with Krampus senpai

>> No.38021082

>>38021027
Are you talking about that somewhat recent-ish affair about fanfiction.net? I'm pretty sure that guy didn't send that fanfic to KC because I saw him asking for a link of it after KC had talked about it a few times.
Besides I'm pretty sure based on tweets he deleted soon after that it was something unrelated to westerners(>>38020344).

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Drew a quick 15 min sketch of krampus, I feel better now, all I wish is to get mommy krampus gf

>> No.38021129

>>38021103
E N T E R T H E C U M S A C K

>> No.38021146

>>38021103
I will dive in headfirst.

>> No.38021155

>>38018131
OH NO SHE'S HOT!

>> No.38021165

>>38020245
The foreskin munchers who actually run the government are completely insane, and I don't doubt for a moment that they would do something that gets us all killed.

>> No.38021168

>>38021082
if it's what that anon says that's pretty dumb. who cares what someone likes in private. kc can't police minds.

>> No.38021170

>>38018131
I've been a very bad Anon, step on me with those hooves. I submit to Krampussy.

>> No.38021176

>>38020772
Does it look like I'm ordering a pizza, lady?

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I hate shirohebis, how do I get past those skanksnakes to get to best girl weatherwurm?

>> No.38021200

>>38021189
Bring enough male friends who like whitesneks.

>> No.38021201

>>38020772
>Now I have a machine gun Ho Ho Ho

>> No.38021213

>>38021189
Send in a Bicorn to pray to the temple first, that will scare them
Small chance of her getting to your to-be wife first, tho

>> No.38021216

>>38018131

Is the white fluff near her paws part of her jacket or her own fluff? I am so confused.

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>>38012919
Snek delinquents

>> No.38021223

>>38021216
She only has white fluff on her legs, every other white part is the jacket

>> No.38021234

>>38018131
The askew horns bother me more than I thought possible. I guess I'm a symmetryfag

>> No.38021240

>>38021189
You'll need to ask Magus that. He should know.

>> No.38021247

>>38021216
I wonder that myself, but I'm almost sure its part of her jacket since the rest of it has a white furred trim and the parts of her body that do have white hair (her head and her legs) all have a area where dark and white hair mix, something that isn't present on her wrists.

>> No.38021262

>>38020989
Nope

>> No.38021263

>>38021234
It's because she's a CUHRAZY Goat.

>> No.38021271

>>38021189
why do you need to get past them? just go for the weatherwurm

>> No.38021278

>>38021216
I think the only white fluff that's part of her body is by her hooves.

>> No.38021292

>>38018131
I can't believe how long it's taken me to notice she is wearing a hood over her head. It seems to be a long, detached hat sort of hood rather than one attached to her jacket, which makes sense given the hood has to fit around her horns, and being detached from her jacket would make it easier to put on.

>> No.38021295

>>38021278
Contender with Whitehorn for fluffiest Hooves.

>> No.38021305

>>38018131
Gonna tease her for those edgy skull things around her legs.

>> No.38021319

>>38021305
I wonder if she buys them ready made or takes them from angry local snow monkeys she eats.

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>>38021319
>angry snow monkeys
Krampus-san would never eat wendigos!

>> No.38021358

>>38020345
>>38020288
I hate NTR as much as the next sane person, but KC seems to let it get to him unreasonably.
You make something as popular as MGE, inevitably edgelords are gonna edgepost on it. You don't have to cry about it in Twitter every time you see one do so, ffs

>> No.38021373

>>38021358
He is very naive and sheltered.

>> No.38021390

>>38021358
>>38021373
His private twitter is made for this purpose, to complain about this garbage.

>> No.38021416

>>38021351
Poor little Wendi, the new girl in Winterstown is scary and very mean.

>> No.38021420

>>38021358
>>38021373
Unrelated, but which monstergirl would claim KC in the day of the portals?

>> No.38021422

Want a meaty thicc Monstergirl.

>> No.38021428

>>38021420
He is betrothed to Bapho-sama.

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>>38021358
>>38021373
He's based.

>> No.38021433

>>38021420
He's all over Baphos.

>> No.38021439

>>38019253
I need a daily dose of grellia milk to live

>> No.38021442

>>38021429
Begone, long-necked child, you have no place in this thread.

>> No.38021453

Jinko lost her pagoda again.

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>>38021453
She can just find it again, no big deal.

>> No.38021482

>>38021390
>private twitter
Not so private if everyone here knows about it.

>> No.38021484

So what is the meanest monster?

>> No.38021489

>>38021484
Manticore.

>> No.38021491

>>38021484
Dark elf

>> No.38021495

>>38021390
>His private twitter is made for this purpose, to complain about this garbage.
Actually it isn't. He doesn't like to complain about such things on that account it and often deletes these tweets. He recently tried to create a fourth account to complain about things but it was shadow banned probaly because he already uses three accounts or something.

>> No.38021503

>>38021358
There's no unreasonable level of hate for ntr

>> No.38021508

>>38021495
I hate NTR as much as anyone, but KC really needs to let it go and go back to drawing holst titty

>> No.38021520

>>38021428
>>38021433
What is it with him and giving everything cow tits then?

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>>38021420
Same one that's claimed his in-universe expy Wandering Scholar

>> No.38021544

>>38021520
Holst CG mindbroke him.

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>>38021491
Dark elves just want human men to realize their natural place in the world. It's males' own fault that they make the elves discipline them.

>> No.38021546

>>38021520
The power of cow is too strong

>> No.38021562

>>38021358
Death to ntrfags

>> No.38021565

>>38021503
Fair, but the correct outlet for the hatred is not to create 4 secret Twitters and spend all your time cryin' about it

>> No.38021567

>>38018131
A man is naughty
who gets to him first?
Clown or Goat?

>> No.38021573

>>38021567
This is the number one cause of conflict in MGC.

>> No.38021577

>>38021520
>giving everything cow tits
Admittedly the girls after the Ocelomeh-Wonderworm drought have been on the big side, but most recently Pyrow isn't huge. I'm sure he's going to release another flatty eventually.

>> No.38021587

So anon how are you going to rob the snake pit casino?

>> No.38021601

>>38021587
Hired muscle from on of the local weasel biker gangs.

>> No.38021609

>>38020284
>Universal Values of goods and services
>Thinks goods and services have fixed, inherent value rather than changing based on the circumstances of supply and demand of the individuals using them at that specific time and place

What MG is best for punishing silly Marxists that still believe in debunked Labor Theory of Value?

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>>38021520
He's one of the enlightened few who understands the appeal of both.

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>>38021609
Those that are good with economics, of course.

>> No.38021642

>>38021630
They're all cute.

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>> No.38021653

>>38021640
How can I secure a Danuki wife?

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>>38021271
>Go to Ryu shrine to flick her reverse scale
>Get stopped by Shirohebi
>"What can I help you with today, sir? Do you wish to join me in prayer?"
>Nope came for greensnake
>"I'm sorry sir, but she is unavailable due to her godly duties. Is there a way I could help you instead?"
>R u a ryu? No? Go away
>"Listen here you neet lover, I already dedicated half of my life to serving, feeding and clothing that damn dragon like she was my own daughter while my sisters all ran off with guys leaving me to take care of this shrine solely by myself and I'll be damned if I have to serve you both without getting some dick myself"
>"And no I'm not going to fucking leave this shrine and go run off to go be with some random guy, I was born and raised here, and I'll die here"
>"Now are we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way?"
>No way fag
>Get coiled by whitesnake

>> No.38021682

>>38021271
You’d probably want a mana marker or something like >>38021656 might happen

>> No.38021688

>>38021656
praying with a shiro sounds comfy

>> No.38021693

>>38021189
Go to Dragonia, they have skynoodles but no yansneks.

>> No.38021698

>>38021656

The main reason Ryus are so hard to waifu is because of the whitesnakes constantly getting in the way.

>> No.38021701

>>38019606
The black dragon species that are hardcore "Dragon supremacist"

>> No.38021737

>>38021701
But they black, they are inferior by design

>> No.38021747

>>38021737
>not wanting a Red-Eyes Black Dragon
ngmi

>> No.38021766

>>38021701
Do they also have blue-black shiny skin, big, soft, poofy hair, wear big hoop earrings, have soft purple lips, a curvy hourglass body and smell like mangoes and coconut oil?

Because if so I would like to order 1 please

>> No.38021767

>>38021247

What about the skirt fluff?

>> No.38021804

>>38019926
>violent Krampus stuffs a screaming anon into her bag
>Krampus turns into a sweetheart as she pats the Wendi for helping her and hands her a shank of stretchy meat

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Arch-succs are scary

>> No.38021825

>>38021541
Anybody else read out cyrillic like it's in English
>Kapacko
Hehe

>> No.38021830

There is no such thing as an evil goat monster who will kidnap you at night if you're bad. That's just a silly story the order uses to make people more obedient.

>> No.38021852

>>38021698
Cuntblocked by a bunch of albino yanderes, how embarassing

>> No.38021858

>>38021693
>See Ryu at Dragonia festival
>Go to hit on her
>Get stopped by her Shirohebi retainers
>"Good evening sir, can we help you with anything?"
>No whitesnake, greensnake only
>"Oh you wish to talk to our mistress. We're sorry but she gave us strict orders to not distract her whilst she samples the hors d'oeuvres, and that extends to other guests as well"
>"But we'd be more than happy to keep you company if you would desire it~"
>No I want fatsnake
>"Then it seems we're at an impasse, sir"
>Try to run past jealoussnakes
>Coiled and dragged away

>> No.38021861

Newfag here, as I understand this is a "marry your monster wife" setting without all the nasty things like monster girl quest, no cheating, etc. Which I think is very nice. I am just very needing of affection and with some shame, I admit I want a strong wife that protects me. Which monster would be the best one for me?

>> No.38021863
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38021863

>>38021609
>doesn't realize that technological advancement can invalidate the circumstances behind supply and demand
>doesn't understand equilibrium models that prove that value can be fixed under fluctuating conditions
>thinks any of this has to do with Marxian theory
>clearly has never read an introductory book on economics
What is this, some kind of reverse catfishing for Danukis? I think you are doing it wrong, chum.

>> No.38021868

>>38018131
>goat
>big
>sharp claws and teeth
this is the one

>> No.38021871
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38021871

>>38021861
BEEG pharaoh

>> No.38021872

>>38021858
Leave the whitesnakes to me. I'm a professional snake handler and have remained single despite distracting hundreds so men can get past them

>> No.38021873

Unless stated otherwise, I am just going to assume the Krampus was a Sabbath experiment to create a MG that targets evil men, to stop them, make things easier for MGs and save them before they become "scum beyond redemption".

>> No.38021877

>>38021861
>I admit I want a strong wife that protects me
Hellhound

>> No.38021880

>>38021861
Standard answer for this is Hellhound or Ocleomeh. Amazons and Demons too. Any can work though, since monsters slowly change to suit their husband's needs.

>> No.38021881
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38021881

>>38021861
Easiest go-to would be Hellhound.

>> No.38021886

>>38021861
Hellhound, Ochimusa, Ocehlomeh, Amazon, Dhampir, Minotaur, Dragon, or Griffon would all fit that

>> No.38021896
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>>38021861
>I want a strong wife that protects me
These >>38021886 are pretty good, but I personally recommend Jinko.

>> No.38021902

>>38021886
>Dhampir
The only thing a dhampir is protecting is her own virginity

>> No.38021905

>>38021881
>Easiest go-to would be Hellhound
>>38021877
>Hellhound

But he said he was "needing of affection", so not only the protection aspect, but he also wants an affectionate wife. Hellhound is very dominant.

>> No.38021913

>>38021861
most undead along with what other people said

>> No.38021918

>>38021905
Dominant does not mean unaffectionate. It's in the profile that they shower their mate with love just like any other monster

>> No.38021920
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38021920

>>38021861
Jinko sounds like the perfect fit for you.

>> No.38021923

>>38021905
Meh, they all love (you) so the dominant ones fit the criteria all the same. Unless anon wants to specify what affection means.

>> No.38021925

>>38021905
No they are not, they are explicitly supper affectionate, their dominate steak is due to their unending sexual stamina.

>> No.38021929
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>>38021905
>he also wants an affectionate wife. Hellhound is very dominant.
You say that like those two things are mutually exclusive.

>> No.38021933
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38021933

>>38021896
I don't know how I forgot to put jinkos and valkyries despite them being some of my favorites

>> No.38021951

>>38021861
High orcs and Salamanders since nobody mentioned them yet

>> No.38021952
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38021952

>>38021861
IGNORE CAT SHILLS
Get a cute oomukade

>> No.38021966

So if I pretend to be a very bad boy, I can get both a clown and a krampus wives?

>> No.38021973

>>38021863
I'd violate her NAP, if you know what I mean.

>> No.38021977

>>38021966
The "bad boy" thing is only mentioned at the very end of the Krampus profile and is basically gossip/hearsay on the part of the Scholar.

>> No.38021983

>>38021951
>Salamanders
They can fall for weaker men, but in that case rather than outright protect her man, Salamander focuses on making her man stronger, which is fine, but it's not the same thing.

>> No.38021987

>>38021861
No one has mentioned these, who are strong as oxen:
Giant Ant
Soldier Beetle
Wurm
Bogey

>> No.38021990

>>38021977
>is basically gossip/hearsay on the part of the Scholar
Why the fuck is the Scholar so unreliable? Is the sexual frustration finally getting to him?

>> No.38021991
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>>38021861
Hello newfriend. I'm glad to have you around. Monster girls are amazing, I'm sure any of them would be a great fit. I'm a particular fan of one particular species, that being the humble Greenworm. Should you consider Greenworms? I would very much say so. Many people underestimate how dedicated and willing to protect their husband they can be due to their small size and squishy physique. I'm here to say that's not the case at all really! Their soft bodies are actually long enough to wrap around their husbands, providing a sense of security and comfort! Just give them a chance anon, Greenworms are worth your consideration!

>> No.38022000
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38022000

>>38021861
I personally recommend the soldier beetle
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Soldier_Beetle

>> No.38022004

Fact, there are only two types of girl that qualify as best girl:
- Dragon woman older than civilization
- Younger girl that initially has no unnecessary extra digits in her age

>> No.38022014

>>38021861
Hellhound (as everyone has said), Manticores, Demons, the big cats, Amazons, Dragons, Griffons. Succubi range the dom/sub spectrum so they can be a good fit if you like the aesthetic.

Just read the worldguides and choose something that calls to you. Plenty of the girls are all over guys they can love and protect. Many see human men as frail things that need a strong wife to guide them.

>> No.38022017

>>38021656
>>38021858
So Shirohebis being shrine maidens is just a ploy to get laid?

>> No.38022024
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38022024

>>38021861
>ctrl+F Yeti
>zero results
Why are you lot like this?

>> No.38022031

>>38021990
the girls are all teasing him or talking themselves up and he can't tell were the truth ends.

>> No.38022038
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38022038

>>38021861
Demon of course

>> No.38022040
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38022040

>>38021990
It's not necessarily his fault; he complies the profiles by interviewing the girls themselves, and a lot of them seem prone to boasting their own species up that
>"We're the best, if a man tastes our pussies even once he's ours forever!"
This is why anons advise that the profiles should be taken as moderately hyperbolic

>> No.38022045

Can there be a scenario where monster girl society will have a demographic ratio of more than one monster to only one human man, where there is a lot of monsters than there are human men? How will monsters cope with that?

>> No.38022046

>>38022024
Because anon doesn't need a foul-mouthed hockey player

>> No.38022050

>>38022024
yetis are horrible protectors, they are sadistic rapists that like to freeze their mates so they become dependent on them.

>> No.38022054

>>38021973
She would sue the pantsu off of you, if you know what I mean. It would be worth it.

>> No.38022059
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38022059

>>38022024
Yetis are A+ tier, but they're more of a "protect you from the cruel, sad troubles of you heart" rather than "rip and tear anything that tries to hurt my husband".

But yeah, if you just want arguable the best cuddler f the setting who will love and support you, go yeti.

>> No.38022060

>>38022045
khepris, harems

>> No.38022076

>>38022045
they can always move out or go on an adventure to get a man.

>> No.38022077
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38022077

>>38021861
Surprising nobody mentioned Black Harpies yet
>extremely affectionate
>family oriented
>ferocious when protecting her family
Seems to be the right fit for anon.

>> No.38022078

>>38022045
I imagine *most* monster regions are like that. It's almost a demographic necessity, what with 0 sons ever being born.
Indeed, this situation is one of the only reasons why the extremists ever manage to whip monsters up to attack Order territory: monster girls with few prospects for getting laid in peacetime want to go out and get themselves a war-bride as booty

>> No.38022088

>>38022024
Krampus took the Yetis away because they kept trying to tie Christmas lights on her horns

>> No.38022096

>>38022045
>How will monsters cope with that?
Same way we do

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>>38022077
> Original black harpy translation said they'd pimp their husbands out to sexually frustrated friends or relatives
> DIAMONDS.JPG
> It got retconned

>> No.38022108

>>38022088
So that's what's inside her sack...

>> No.38022113

>>38022103
>Original black harpy translation
Was that the actual translation or was it MGU fuckery?

>> No.38022114

I really like the Krampus girl!

>> No.38022117

>>38021951
>Salamanders since nobody mentioned them yet

Because they are the complete opposite of what he asked for.

>> No.38022121

>>38022103
Just believe it anon, don't let a little canon stop you from being the manwhore you are meant to be!

>> No.38022125

>>38022103
Offtopic poster is a retard that thinks correcting a shit translation is a "retcon", shocking.

>> No.38022132

>>38022117
They fit the affectionate part and are plenty capable of protection

>> No.38022147

>>38022114
Well she really likes you too!
Get in the fucking bag

>> No.38022150

>>38022077
I forgot about black harpies. I love the profile and look, but I'm just not into birbs

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38022162

>>38022121
Sound advice.
If everyone would do this more instead of getting autistic about what's a *true* translation or which text is the better Kenkou-Cross-whisperer, it'd save us 95% of the shitposting in this thread

>> No.38022164

>>38022117
Diff. Newfag was too vague. What does strong mean? Protection from what? It's all up in the air.

>> No.38022168

>>38022132
>and are plenty capable of protection

Quite the opposite, they are among the few MGs that would be turned off by a man wanting a stronger woman to protect him. Along with Lizardmen. Which sucks, since they would indeed make a boss bodyguard waifu.

>> No.38022180

>>38022168
I am once again imploring you to consider bug pussy; the Soldier Beetle profile literally has
> "It is said that once they have recognized a man as their husband in this manner, they will always follow along and wait nearby, behaving as if they were a soldier escorting him."

>> No.38022182

>>38022168
KC has already said that's not the case and they would be fine without losing a fight first

>> No.38022191

>>38022180
now i want you to consider the ochimusha beetle

>> No.38022193

>>38021545
>shimmer of silver hair and glint of ruby eyes are the last things you see before getting dragged into the darkness

>> No.38022194

>>38022168
Both Salamander, Firerat and Lizard want men in the 'stronger than or equal to me' range. They would be capable of protecting a weaker guy, but wouldn't find it arousing. Unless he got weaker after marrying them, they could enjoy that.

>> No.38022208
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38022208

>>38021861
Objectively the "protector" variety Dragons. See how strong they are:

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Dragon

Also from Dragonia:
>After all, for her, human beings are still "creatures that need to be guarded and protected". And even during the tour, you can become the object of her overprotection, as the most valuable treasure.
>So, there are people - adventure seekers who occasionally continue to buy colorless stones, already married, but such buyers are usually stolen by erotic monsters on the same day or they are protected by serious dragons, who call themselves protectors and stop any excess dragon men.

>> No.38022215

>>38022182
>KC has already said that's not the case and they would be fine without losing a fight first

Where?

>> No.38022226

>>38021240
Magus a shit

>> No.38022237

>>38022180
What about the affection part?

>> No.38022257

>>38022237
I consider SB's oral fixation to be extremely affectionate.
But sure, if you want deredere I accept that she ain't that

>> No.38022267

>>38022208
>Being purposely stupid and wandering off from your dragon guide
>Walking down the dark alley towards the black dragon delinquents
>Introduce yourself in the traditional dragon language
>Pretty much call yourself a manwhore and you're propositioning them for some fun
>Dragon guide who heard your "introduction" is redder than her flames
>Drags you away before they can have their way with you
>They call you a cutie and tell you to come back without miss prissy

>> No.38022272
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38022272

>>38022194
>Firerat

This isn't the case anymore. First of all, unlike Lizards, firemaus came already with a built workaround mechanism to winning a fight by spraying her in water, though you would need to be willing to rape her. Then KC stated Hinezumis that seek for weaker husbands that they can protect and force to do lewd things exist, while they are rare you can likely easily find them in Land of Four Fiends.

Also KC basically stated in a tweet that even normal Hinezumis, will come to find your weakness cute and fall in love with it, if you are sincere in what you are looking for and challenge her with the purpose of marrying her, in that case she will take you after defeating you.

And KC also pretty much said in a PM that giving a Hinezumi massages, is a good way to marry them without being a fighter.

>> No.38022284

>>38022267
I need a fanfic of this so bad. Specially a part how she is strongly holding him while draging him, he gets horny by that and they begin to make out on the spot.

>> No.38022289

> Go make dinner
> Return
> Discover thread has descended into "please fuck my wife", "no fuck MY wife!"
Nani?

>> No.38022306

>>38022208
I read Leia's profile:
>After all, for her, human beings are still "creatures that need to be guarded and protected". And even during the tour, you can become the object of her overprotection, as the most valuable treasure.

Literally the next line:
>Being in search of "a strong man who is stronger than her"

I am so confused.

>> No.38022313

Reiji from Rental Girlfriend needs to be sent copies of all MG material so bad, to drop the NTR shit and see how to write romance.

>> No.38022322

>>38022272

Is there a guide on how to massage Hinezumis? How do you approach one for this?

>> No.38022333

I want to bully a meek/shy monster.

>> No.38022367

>>38018131
>Haha anon you are so funny and cute! Get in the bag.

>> No.38022374
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38022374

>>38022333
how would you bully?

>> No.38022375

i want to get kidnapped by a sugar mama Krampus already, so I don't have to think about things other than drawing fat titties

>> No.38022414

>>38022267
>asking your dragon guide if you can ride her
>jumping off her back when you're a mile above the ground

>> No.38022425

I want to defeat a lizard girl and then not fuck her just too see the length she's willing to go to in order to get me to fuck her.

>> No.38022440

>>38022425
That sounds like a recipe for pelvis breaking

>> No.38022467

>>38022440
How is she gonna do that if she can't beat me?

>> No.38022491
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>>38012919

>> No.38022506

>>38022367
>she brought the bag on the first date

>> No.38022529

>>38022491
She’s fighting for relevancy
She’s struggling!

>> No.38022531

Is Krampus a fed? I don't want to get black bagged to a prison for my illegal condom stash

>> No.38022534

>>38022467
She can't beat you in a fair fight, so this is really pushing her to use underhanded tactics.

>> No.38022539

>>38022491
these glasses and smiles hide the pain

>> No.38022559

>>38022374
Wedgie

>> No.38022561

>>38022529
>>38022539
Cheshire stock has really fallen since the clown came

>> No.38022565

>>38022534
Sounds like anon is gonna wake up bound to the bed with a very horny lizard girl on top of him.

>> No.38022578

>>38022046
Give your balls a tug, titfucker!

>> No.38022581

>>38022467
She will stop at nothing, so dirty tricks and dishonorable behavior can be expected. On the plus side, you can mock her for this during the inevitable rape.

>> No.38022607

>>38022284
When I finished introducing myself to the local students they laughed for some reason, slamming their fists against the wall. Did I mess up the pronunciation that badly? As the girls finished laughing and wiping away the tears the biggest one got up from her squat easily towering over me.
>"So who payed ya to say that, and how much ya gettin', cause we wanna cut, cutie. Or are ya really that big of a slut to walk up to my gang and say that shit?"
She accentuates the last part by putting her claws onto the wall above me while looking down at me. She taps her claws into the rock going harder as time passes
>"Well? We're waitin' for ya answer, slut. You gonna tell us or are we gonna choose?"
Just then my guide pulls her off me with enough force to looney tunes her into the wall dragging me away by shoving me into her bust and hugging me before the others can react while calling me stupid along the way
>"You're an idiot, an absolute moron, how stupid can you be? I know how aunty told me about how foolish and hardheaded you men can be but this is beyond that? Do you know what you said back there, the erotic- I mean debased things you told them?"
But I just said "hi"
>"By the Demon Lord... I took this job to find my treasure and just when I thought I found him he turns out to have no self preservation instinct."
She scans the area while my face is still between her funbags thanking the gods that she can't feel my boner
>"I know what I have to do to keep you safe. I'll just have to tire you out so you don't go around doing stupid things like that again"
I can't tell where she takes me but the shift of the light tells me where somewhere where they use pink lights, now where could that be?
>"A room for us please, keep the change, just hand me the key!"
She practically sprints to our room and tosses me onto a heart shaped bed with a audible "pomf". When my eyes adjust the light I can see her undressed now in what I think are record times, considering her clothes aren't shredded either is extremely impressive
>"Don't stare you moron! Keep your eyes closed, this isn't for my or your enjoyment this is just- just so you don't have the energy to wander off again."
*INSERT HOT DRAGON LOVE MAKING AND CUDDLING HERE*

>> No.38022613

>>38022578
Fuck you, Yeti!

>> No.38022637

>>38022613
Fuck you anon, tell your dad to stop call while anon2's dad is over, I think he's starting to catch on!

>> No.38022649

>>38022581
>She's borderline crying as she rapes anon
>He's just being smug as hell because she couldn't beat him without cheating
>Anon might lose to Monster pussy, but in the end he's the real winner

>> No.38022734

>>38022531
You can't hide forever, rubberdick.

>> No.38022744

>>38022531
Wou would MGs hate condoms?

>> No.38022751

>>38022096
?

>> No.38022757

>>38022531
She's a vigilante, all contraceptive smugglers will learn to fear her.

>> No.38022759

>>38022751
https://exhentai.org/s/681d5bfe9a/2102512-1

>> No.38022784

>>38022267
>>using a guide
I am so gonna illegaly imgrate there and then flee the migra so I don'yt get deported as well as be a whore that any old dragon can get for a night as long as I get something to eat

>> No.38022799
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>>38022046
Winter Classic game was -6F a few days ago, Yetis are very much needed at hockey games despite their propensity for vulgarity

>> No.38022800
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38022800

smol kot is entertained

>> No.38022808

>>38022531
condoms are legal, but they're for filling and tying them on laces or piercings for your wife to wear to make her look extra slutty

>> No.38022811

>>38022800
Multi-tasking!

>> No.38022817

How would your wife react if you fucked her with a condom? Suppose you used one and used a lot of magical spells, protections, etc. so she didn't realized it until you cummed. You did that just to see her reaction.

>> No.38022821

>>38022734
>>38022757
She'll never stop me from promoting safe sex. I'll make sure nobody falls for the "it's a safe day line." so long as my operation continues

>> No.38022823

What if I give copies of the Communist Manifesto and other Socialist Economics teaching to Danukis and Goblin Merchants?

>> No.38022825

>>38022817
It's fine, she poked holes in it earlier.

>> No.38022826

>>38022800
Smart kot!

>> No.38022832
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38022832

>>38012919
In MGE if a mamono snags you and lays on the pipe, the two of you were meant to be. Here's a question what does the transition from 'do not want' to 'this is mai waifu' look like? This is the unavoidable premise of MGE, so to really give this due consideration, imagine getting husbando'd by a mamono you aren't fond of. Or roll for one to consider:
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

What difficulties do you have with each other, and how do you resolve them now that you are permanently bonded?

What needs of hers do you find:
>acceptable
>troublesome but acceptable
>irreconcilable

The same goes for you, what needs of yours would she find:
>acceptable
>troublesome but acceptable
>irreconcilable

How do you resolve the irreconcilables?

>> No.38022854
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38022854

>>38022832
I genuinely can't see what kind of problems would crop up.

>> No.38022866
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38022866

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
O terra nostra, dona nobis perpetua bona
O calida lux quae regulat matutinam quietem
Dormientem illuminat, o caelum nostrum

O terra aeterna qua pulcher sol matutinus oritur, dona nobis perpetua bona
O terra ae-terna qua pul-cher sol ma-tu-ti-nus o-ri-tur, do-na no-bis perpe-tua bo-na
O terra aeterna, dona nobis perpetua bona

>> No.38022881

>>38022823
>how to cause tanukis laughing themselves to sleep
38022866
ew, gayness

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38022899

>>38022267

>> No.38022904
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38022904

>>38022866
Domo arigato misuta Robotto
Mata au hi made
Domo arigato misuta Robotto
Himitsu wo shiritai

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo

>> No.38022907

>>38022817
Probably the same way I'd react if she even suggested using a condom: pretty fucking hurt, disappointed, and suddenly not in the mood for sex anymore.

>> No.38022912

>>38022808
what sort of shit fetish is this?

>> No.38022920

we should hang out more.

>> No.38022928

>>38022907
>and suddenly not in the mood for sex anymore.

What if you start to grope her after that?

>> No.38022932

>>38022799
Why's she the only one there?

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38022940

>>38022866
no, hail nun satan

>> No.38022944

>>38022817

Are condoms really THAT bad in MGE society? Cause the thread make them sound like you would go to prison just for having them or get the handprint (or pawprint/clawprint( from your wife in your cheek if you asked to use one.

>> No.38022969

>>38022940
The pube on the face is awful, what's wrong with this artist?

>> No.38022970

>>38022944
They don't exist in MGE. The tech level is barely at the gunpowder stage. Even if they did, the setting is vague enough on the subject that you can assume nobody has kids before you're ready so there wouldn't be a need for them.

>> No.38022977

>>38022928
If she was the one who suggested using a condom? Maybe it would get her in the mood, but I'm not going all the way unless I get to cum inside her.

>> No.38022982

>>38022932
It's the Laffs, they're going to lose again

>> No.38022986

>>38022970
What prevents my from putting my sock on my dick before penetrating a slime?

>> No.38022988

>>38022970
IIRC, they have gunpowder and steam engines, but conventional tech is ignored in favour of magitech.

>> No.38022992

>>38022969
;_;

>> No.38022996

>>38022986
Me

>> No.38023002

>>38022996
He can put it on when you're done with it.

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>>38022944
They would be unnecessary, but threadcanon exaggerates it. Monsters can have sex just for fun (for example the monsters with oral fixation), the only difference is that pregnancy is never something explicitly avoided, and to them it's a pleasant surprise if it happens when you weren't specifically trying to have a baby at the time. Condoms would be at most used for fetish play.

>> No.38023012

>>38022970
Condoms have been around in our world since the early gunpowder stage

>> No.38023013

>>38022992
I like it, mister

>> No.38023016

>The tech level is barely at the gunpowder stage. Even if they did, the setting is vague enough on the subject

Is it wrong to suggest that the MGE setting's societal and tech levels should have already passed the Medieval Age and should currently be in the Renaissance? The current age of Succubus Lord Lilith and Loving Sexy Monstergirls is the enlightenment age opposite of the "Dark Ages" coming with it development and advancements of society and industry. And hey, if we really want a Modern Day-era setting for MGE, just make it the 1910s World War 1 type of era. In which such a time period is already considered the Modern Industrial Age while still having excuses/reasons to have swords, monarchies and empires.

>> No.38023056

>>38023012
False. Gunpowder beat condoms by few hundred years. The rarity of firearms in MGE implies they're barely into the musket stage, about 100 years earlier.

>> No.38023062

>>38023016
necessity is the mother of invention anon

>> No.38023069

>>38022996
>anti condom man is a superhero show

>> No.38023070

maybey its cause of the lack of sleep but i could swear i see a kiki on the side of eyes sometimes.

>> No.38023094

>>38023056
Gabriele Falloppio wrote on the things in the 1500s how is that not early musket stage?

>> No.38023096

>>38022649
Based guilty hate sex. It's like having a abuse turtle that can fight. You can tell her how disappointed and ashamed you are to be bound to such a dishonorable wretch. Tell her that you met her in noble combat, but she ignobly stole your virtue like base villain. I don't think she'd stop riding even if insulted, because lizard is extra thirsty. She'll free you eventually. Then you can mock and insult her while bending her willing scaly ass over. Seize her neck and tell her how disgusted you are that she might taint your line with her contemptible nature as you thrust into her shamefully wet hole. I like this apparently. Wtf, it's like I have a Raiju zapping my sack.

>> No.38023152
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38023152

Buy a bunny a drink?

>> No.38023172

>>38023152
I will not read your capeshit

>> No.38023198

>>38023070
>kiki is always there but is too shy to show her to her mastah

>> No.38023242

>>38022940
Would marry a lonely succ nun living in a very remote chapel.

>> No.38023259
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>>38023152
But I am married to the bouncer.

>> No.38023271

>>38022607
>I took this job to find my treasure and just when I thought I found him he turns out to have no self preservation instinct."

And it turns anon is so dumb, he asks her about her treasure and thinks it is another guy.

>> No.38023278

>>38022899
The left ones reaction seems about right, cute dragons latenight.

>> No.38023284
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>>38023152
one carrot juice comin right up

>> No.38023290

>>38022899
dragons cute

>> No.38023291

>>38023152
No, she'd think I'm hitting on her.

>> No.38023325

>>38023012
>>38023056
>>38023094
I wasn't in this. Curing intestines for containers predates gunpowder, fucking duh. By hundreds of miles, historically speaking. This is very ancient technology. No one knows how long humans have been wrapping their dicks in ungulate ass, as they wouldn't survive as artifacts, but the ability to make condoms via cured intestines is prehistorical.

Also, does no one else want to abuse reptiles or am I the only patrician here?

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>>38012919

>> No.38023400

>>38023325
>the ability to
The ability to do many things was developed many, many years ago. That doesn't mean it was used for modern applications.

And something existing and being used for X purpose doesn't mean it was a normal thing. I don't feel like becoming an expert on the subject, but I'd bet that it was extremely rare and not very effective. Seems stupid to think that condoms would be at all relevant in MGE.

>> No.38023404

>>38023152
I WILL NOT READ BNA

>> No.38023480

I'm going to assume in MGE, characters. Specifically the human characters who are the main lead(s) of whatever story or scenario they are in, are all middle school or high school aged kiddies and teenagers. Much like how alot of anime characters you see are pre-teens, teenagers and just generally highschool aged snot-nosed brats. For reasons of trying to make said characters "relatable" to the viewers/readers.

But hey, this means: Feisty but cute young boys get fucked and loved by (most likely) older or motherly monstergirls.

>> No.38023504
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>>38021896
>>38021920
>straight-laced and serious outside of mating season
ehhhhhh

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>>38023242
>she still prays to the chief god and tends to the remote Order chapel and holy relic.

>> No.38023524

>>38021952
See looks like her

>> No.38023533

>>38023259
Hope you have wide doorways

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>>38023504
Fuck off cringecat, you've been replaced.

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>>38023331
Intimidating. It'll take a lot of effort to repopulate. Are the horsefuckers up to it?
>>38023400
Who cares about rarity or effectiveness? Not me. I made my point that condoms are technologically easy to generate, there ya go. Done and done. As far as relevancy in MGE, it isn't like there's a Order absolutely worried about a sexual threat. Nope, couldn't be. Given how mamono are, you're just as likely to see retarded degrees of magical condom subversion if they become common. An arms race where mamono win yet again, that couldn't be relevant or appropriate in MGE, now could it?
>>38023504
Counterpoint: induced ovulation.

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>>38023504
It's charming, and it's really satisfying to make her smile and chuff.

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>>38023541
>posting a species now totally irrelevant outside of attempts to anti-cat-post

>> No.38023562
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What's a good gift for a stern headmaid kiki wife?

>> No.38023577

>>38023562
A daughter or three

>> No.38023580
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>>38023548
Very cute

>> No.38023599

>>38023056
They have shit like phonographs, neon lights, germ theory and such. According to KC the reason we don't see much about firearms is because MGE magic is just so much better and fighters so hoped up on anime bullshit that nobody even bothers.

Last time I tried to list all the tech and magitech we see, they came out closer to late 19th century to early 20th century than anything (with the exception of some magictech that is just straight up modern or better).

>> No.38023603

>>38023562
She is such a tight ass that fingering it is just what the doctor ordered.

>> No.38023613
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>>38023577
Would be interesting to see her reaction to this.

>> No.38023620

>>38023557
>thinking no one wants a little entertainment in their life as well as someone that wants to make them laugh, or someone to punish them for being a naughty, naughty boy

>> No.38023655

>>38023613
You should just get her pregnant without asking first

>> No.38023679

>>38023547
>>38023599
Look, if contrary to the real world, you want to imagine that tying animal intestine to your dick is a normal, common thing, than you do you. Pretending that they have modern latex, and you can just go to the local market and buy a box is dumb. Read a wiki article if you have to.

>> No.38023698

>>38023562
A spanking

>> No.38023706

>>38023655
>despite the rigours courtship training lessons the stern kiki maid gave mastah, he still couldn't score with the human noble ladies. Now his kiki maid has to provide him an heir.
Oh well!

>> No.38023713

>>38023400
i don't know if you looked at high orcs profile in a while but they've got some very similiar items to condoms on their person.
i think i remember something about them not explicitly being such, but the tech looks plausible.

>> No.38023715

>>38023562
a free day pass to do whatever she wants to you

>> No.38023718

>>38023679
You have to remember that this is a setting that works for you and your happiness. If condom play is that important to you, a lich will just magic some condoms into existence.

>> No.38023721

>>38023562
a day off

>> No.38023725
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>> No.38023726

>>38023721
Time to take her on a date!

>> No.38023729

>>38023679
Anon, we see monsters using modern clothing with similarly modern materials and the High Orc literally has condoms tied to her belt.

>> No.38023738

>>38023706
>kiki wonders why her master has no luck with the ladies
>open his closet
>get buried in an avalanche of kiki porn

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>>38023679
>Pretending that they have modern latex
They have the next best thing though.

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>>38023400
>>38023679
Hey dumbass
They're potion delivery methods in this case, but the technology is clearly there.

>> No.38023757

>>38023718
Where do you draw the line with hand waving the setting? If anything can exist because you want it to, why do we even have the guide. I understand acknowledging that there are varieties of personalities within any species that allows you to have your dream waifu, but the technology and the meat behind the setting should be consistent. People are flexible, tech and magic shouldn't be.

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>>38022306
Basically dragons have two conflicting desires. One to protect a weak man, the other to submit to a man stronger than them. Depending on who they marry, they'll indulge one desire or the other and be satisfied with it.

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>>38023480
Sorry but I like feisty and cute young monster girls seducing adult humans (and then getting fucked and loved)

>> No.38023809

>smoke hobo wife has krampus friend
>smoko hobo wife knows you have a thing for getting raped by beeg girls
>your birthday present is getting bagged
>>38021213
>getting a bicorn wife and a ryu wife
>and possibly that one weirdo shirohebi who doesn't mind sharing
I feel to see the problem here.

>> No.38023835

>>38023679
>has reliable teleportation
>but latex manufacture?
>no way, that's triple impossible
>n-n-nothing can defeat the emerald splash
Lmao.

>> No.38023856

>>38023706
Do you think noble ladies can just tell when a man is clearly a maidfucker even if he hasn't done it yet?

>> No.38023868

>>38023856
they can tell if theres feathers or goo on you

>> No.38023875

>>38022817
>"Latex condo? Boy I'd like to live in one of those."

>> No.38023880

>>38023739
>getting anything with slime to voluntarily share it with someone besides their husband
They don't like to. The only way to mass produce slime products, that I can think of, is to get it from bachelorette slimes. Maybe tell them that meeting a production quota will increase their chances of husbandoing some dude...

>> No.38023882

>>38023856
Well, if his maid has a daughter... or several...

>> No.38023899

>>38012919
Where is the English text for the Making of the High Orc?

>> No.38023905

>>38023835
>has reliable teleportation
>literally anything must then be possible
Sure, anon. You win. How can you argue with the fact that literally anything can be done with powerful enough magic? Artillery? Nah, you don't need magic for that. Let's go bigger. Airships? Well we can teleport, so a simple levitation spell should be easy. How about jet fighters? They're just really fast airships with guns, no big deal...

What stupid fucking logic.

>> No.38023906
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To clarify guys, technology in the MGE is very much a case of schizo tech as is often the case in fantasy RPG settings. When it comes to regular technology they haven't gone much beyond gunpowder and steam power, but via magitech they have produced things that mimic much more advanced technology (albeit said technology may not be widespread, especially outside of mamono realms that lack the necessary magical energies to fuel them).

As for condoms, well modern latex may not exist but various equivalent things may. Like whatever those things the high orc has are made of. I forget what they are, only that they're made to break when used.

>> No.38023913

>>38023764
>a man stronger than a dragon
That'd have to be one powerful wizard.

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>>38023880
Holy fuck dude, read something about the setting for once in your life.
Slimes are frequently stated as selling their slime (usually through the husband as a middle man). That's why they get item entries and their item rarity is low.

>> No.38023936

>>38023655
>>38023613
>Kiki has already planned out the exact number and everything about their upbringing etc.

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>>38023921
To be clear, some slimes do hate to give their jelly to anyone but their husband, but it depends on the type. Queen slimes and some others can be negotiated with, dark slimes love to give out their corrupting jelly, while with regular blue slimes you have to steal it or ask their husband to cajole her into giving some up.

>> No.38023979

>>38023905
Lmao, well said. This is why MGE should be firmly in medieval tech with some well-defined magic rules. Once you open the box to hand-waving nothing makes sense

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>>38023905
Are you gonna just keep ignoring >>38023740

>> No.38023987

>>38022899
>what the hell do you want, man-whore?
>you
>huh?!

>> No.38023993

>>38023899
I'm wondering that myself. I could have sworn I had read it before but its not in the archive.

>> No.38024003

>>38023899
Just give your 5bux to KC and get it yourself.

>> No.38024017

>>38022969
Anon, that's hair.

>> No.38024030

>>38023983
We've descended into "magic makes anything possible" so why should I bother? It doesn't need to make sense or be consistent, so who gives a shit.

Or maybe they're actually in the refined petroleum tech level, I don't know/don't care anymore. MGE can be whatever you want it to be.

>> No.38024032

>>38023979
You'd have to erase automatons then. The MGE world has had really variable tech for a long time.

There are a lot of rules governing magic, it cannot simply do "anything" as there are various limitations. But at its basis magic in the setting is manipulating reality using the mind, so it can do some incredible things (usually the more incredible, the more difficult and/or taxing).

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>>38023905
>jet fighters in his list of implausible things
Not him. Hold on there, anon. Everyone knows that jet fighters (with accurate targeting of projectile fire and advanced replication abilities!) are truly ancient technology. Picrel. You may have pulled one over on the the history channel, Mr. Ayyylmao, but some historical facts are quite obvious.

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>>38024030
LOOK AT THEM ANON
YOU CAN'T RUN
YOU CAN'T HIDE

>> No.38024048

>>38024039
>breaks upon use
For what purpose

>> No.38024063

>>38024039
>>38024048
My memory is fuzzy, but maybe they're skins from some kind of plant that is used to deliver potions into the skin of the penis? I know KC explained it at some point, but not where to find the info.

>> No.38024064

>>38024048
For fun, obviously.

>> No.38024078

>>38024048
storing potions and stuff. and for the military girl on the go that needs a quick snack but can't be bothered with sticky mushroom preparation

>> No.38024091

>>38024064
>not cumming inside
>fun
Pick one.

>> No.38024095

>>38024032
>You'd have to erase automatons then
I can suspend my belief for master-craft clockwork given magical life. At least that's my assumption. It's a fancy golem, and fantasy is pretty forgiving with clockwork. Some ultra-smart once-in-a-generation guy makes a one-off far before his time kind of deal.

>> No.38024111

>>38024078
Sticky mushrooms are the best item in all of WGII and I would have a plot of them at all times.

>> No.38024121

>>38023905
pretty good logic imo
and why do you need an airship when you can just teleport? why would you even want shit like artillery in MGE of all things?

>> No.38024127

>>38023983
Are you gonna just keep ignoring
>>38023905

>> No.38024131

>>38024095
But their whole thing is they were made by a super advanced extinct ancient civilization.

>> No.38024140

I want to sex a P'orc

>> No.38024156

>>38024121
Airships are only in Court Alph as far as we know. Their use would be for sightseeing, as well as the fact that portals for mass transportation can't be set up and maintained just anywhere, they have a number of requirements.

And as for personal teleportation, that's one of the hardest spells to learn. Most could never learn to do more than go to one or two specific places, like their home.

>> No.38024158

>>38024121
>why would you even want shit like artillery in MGE of all things?
I don't. I'm making the point that if magic allows you to create literally anything, than why are we pretending to be in a pseudo-medieval fantasy setting?

>>38024131
Why "but"? You basically just made my point. Point being, there's a reasonable explanation as to why their tech is far more advanced than anything else in the setting.

>> No.38024167

>>38023921
Nice reading comprehension.
>>38023976
I think the plan would be the only way to get Shog slime w/o getting married. Just feed some to multiple men to spread the husbando risk. It would be worth the effort, imagine what you could manufacture with that as a base. Go ahead.

>> No.38024185

>>38024156
>And as for personal teleportation, that's one of the hardest spells to learn. Most could never learn to do more than go to one or two specific places, like their home.
>Not learning the magic spell of birb borking.
Pathetic.

>> No.38024200

>>38024158
A good point. I don't know why anyone does either. I personally just think of any kind of 'tech level' is just an area's aesthetic preference. The gremlins over yonder are extremly fond of steampunk, and now the extremist automatons have adopted a cyberpunk aesthetic. Then theres than one pharoah who started to get really into the old magics and has now adopted anarcho-primitivism and has started decorating her newly demolished pyramid with skulls and runes.

>> No.38024213

>>38024200
>has started decorating her newly demolished pyramid with skulls and runes
>skulls and runes
I'd like Khorne to pls go

>> No.38024222

>>38024213
Who the fuck is korne
shes a shaman or some shit idfk

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>quietly leave home(evil underground stronghold) to attend the squidbro meeting.
Hopefully somebody brought video games.

>> No.38024244

>>38024213
Did someone say HERESY?

>> No.38024253

>>38024213
>>38024244
>>>/tg/

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>>38024236
Guilty Gear tourny?
I can bring snacks. Lot's of them.

>> No.38024264

>>38024158
>implying I'm pretending MGE is pseudo medieval
Ntayrt. Yeah, no. Keep your perpetual stews and cholera farming simulators. Modern age with archaic elements because of superpower bulltwaddle is where it's at.
>>38024213
What about sex for the sex god?

>> No.38024265

>>38024158
The whole "much bigger than Earth" world was created via magic and so were some of the laws of reality.

There's even a monster whose entire deal is that they can do absolutely anything if you give them enough mana.

As far as we know, it's really possible to do just about anything with powerful enough magic.

>>38024156
Isn't the only limitation that you have to set up a magic circle with a mana marker? One of the books even mentions how all Demon Realms are connected via portals

>> No.38024274

>>38024253
It was pretty funny. Lighten up.

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>>38024263
Fightan games sounds fun. Gonna bring the "mindflayer mistresses not allowed" sign.

>> No.38024300

Reject pseudo-medieval bullshit. Embrace various realms with varying aesthetics!
>Cyberpunk realm
>Primalist realm
>Post-'apocolyptic' realm (actually just murky and grey, its totally fine. the people here just like to brood for a few hours a day)
and many others!

>> No.38024302

>>38024236
I don't like flayers that much but this one really is nice

>> No.38024316

>>38024300
Based dubs.

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>>38024274
Not really.

>> No.38024334

>>38024300
I wanna cause some mayhem in the cyberpunk realm or be the really happy one in the brooding realm

>> No.38024361

>>38024300
Sounds a lot like LoL. Piltover vs Demacia vs Zaun. Which is cool and neat, but... Idk. Feels like it loses something.

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Elves, sexy and cool

>> No.38024380

>>38024265
>There's even a monster whose entire deal is that they can do absolutely anything if you give them enough mana.

Which in effect means they can't actually do absolutely anything. Like how they can't simply grant eternal life but have to actively maintain it for him for that eternity by having him keeping on giving her mana, and if he ever stopped then the eternal life would stop.

>>38024265
>Isn't the only limitation that you have to set up a magic circle with a mana marker? One of the books even mentions how all Demon Realms are connected via portals

I thought it was that "most" of the realms are connected, since the realm has to be a certain size to have enough mana available to maintain it, it takes skill to set up a portal, etc. If they were all connected then the wandering scholar wouldn't have to travel by ship at times. That portals are "treasured" in mamono realms that have them suggests they are still pretty special things.

Also, even with a mana marker, personal teleportation requires strong focus. It's just "comparatively easy" to use it with a marker as a one way ticket home compared to using it to go wherever you want.

It's also noted that outside mamono realms teleportation is more difficult due to scarcer mana resources.

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Bodyguards are important when traveling the MGE Silk Road(or sea route). Then you get really rich, buy a mansion and settle down with your bodyguard wives

>> No.38024411

>>38024362
Nah, a fucking dweeb weeb

>> No.38024426

Prank monster girls with a boobytrapped “Free Boyfriend” Sign post it on YouTube.

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>>38024411
Is this more your thing?

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>>38023516
>powerhungry former Order priestess succ

>> No.38024489
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>>38024362
Lusty and vicious

>> No.38024491

>>38024426
The way to make a viral video is to film yourself pretending you get pranked and look like you're on the verge of tears.

>> No.38024504

>>38024489
Imagine being hunted by her haha

>> No.38024508

>>38024491
That’s how you get the bogey squads on your ass

>> No.38024512

>>38024426
How to get shunned by Eros in one easy step.

>> No.38024537
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38024537

harpy butts drive me nuts.

>> No.38024547

>>38024380
Just checked WG2 and WG3 and you are right that it connects to most of them. While WG2 does say that they set up portals that connect to "each demon realm", WG3 clarifies that this is talking about every "major" demon realm.

Though I don't think there's any mention about it needing a demon realm of a minimum size, especially since the entry says that the spell has been simplified as much as possible to make the spell practical for use in daily life.

>> No.38024556

Monsters love it when men clean under their foreskin

>> No.38024561
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>>38024537
I nut in squirrel butts.

>> No.38024564

>>38024491
Nah, it would be filming yourself cheating death and narrowly staying alive and unscathed

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>>38024556
Some prefer doing it for them.

>> No.38024595

>>38024556
Monsters adore it when men practise good hygiene!

>> No.38024596

>>38024547
>Though I don't think there's any mention about it needing a demon realm of a minimum size, especially since the entry says that the spell has been simplified as much as possible to make the spell practical for use in daily life.

Yeah, that's more an inference on my part since the article on the spell states how it has a vast mana cost to use, and the presumption that smaller mamono realms have less available mana.

>> No.38024638

>>38024596
Well, Dark Strategists spam the hell out of teleportation while fighting outside of demon realms (since they have techniques to temporarily create a pocket demon realm in the battlefield) and even Space Creation is used by the Sabbath in random human towns, so I don't think teleportation is costly to that extent.

>> No.38024654
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>>38024035
>You may have pulled one over on the the history channel, Mr. Ayyylmao, but some historical facts are quite obvious.
If the rumors are right and KC is working on a Gray Aylien mamono, will the Anubii be upset at them for trying to take the credit for all their Pyramid construction work?

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>>38024504
Imagine getting captured by her. She'd probably tie you up. Who could like that hahah? Elves are gross hahah.

>> No.38024687

I hate how the undead kingdoms spam power liches

>> No.38024715

>>38024663
We need more monsters with fluffy 80's hair and clothing.

>> No.38024734

>>38024663
At least she is an excellent cook

>> No.38024736

>>38024568
Akaname grosses me out, ngl

>> No.38024742

>>38024654
That is a really cute image

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>> No.38024776

>>38022817
>Filling a number of condoms instead of your waifu directly
If Anon-husbando has to go away on a long journey, e.g. on a business trip back to Normie-Earth etc, its quite responsible to leave a waifu multiple containers of essence to sustain her during the absence.
The only problem is Anon sets out on the journey already exhausted from leaving all that energy and mana behind in those little packages.

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>>38024715
Sadly it's a bit niche.
>>38024734
...yeah. Her cooking. That is a thing which could happen.

>> No.38024804

>>38024776
thats why you instead get a cock ring that teleports your cock to her when she wants it

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>>38024663
Not me, haha.

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>>38024831
Yeah and they're so untrustworthy, can you imagine drinking something an elf gave you ahahah.

>> No.38024924

>be Order conscript
>encounter enemy elven bladesinger warrior
It's not fair

>> No.38024943

>>38024924
sing harder then you fucking coward.
this is no longer a fight, this is a karakoe duel of fate and probable recuring rivalries

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The tour book told me this was the proper way to greet your host.

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>>38024924
>defeated by womanlet elf
Being turned into a maid was the best you could've hoped for anyway.

>> No.38024971

>>38024959
>not one hand on a tit and the other on an ear

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i think i posted this really recetly but im posting it again. enjoy.

>> No.38025000

>>38024978
thanks
do you mind if i save it

>> No.38025008

>>38024978
I always enjoy raiju.

>> No.38025009

>>38025000
please do
name it something fun please

>> No.38025069
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>> No.38025122

For your guys wife/wives design do you just do a recolor or a completely new design?

>> No.38025132

>>38025122
whole ass redesign, keeping the required traits, obviously.

>> No.38025156

>>38025122
i made a gazer that also has mouths with no lips and has teeth instead of just eyes stalks

>> No.38025174

>live in remote human town
>suddenly the whole town is teleported to a completly foreign location
>some diminutive monsters show up and tell us they just saved the town from being wiped out by a large bandit horde.
>discover that the pristine farmland and very profitable iron mines was left behind.
The town economy is ruined! Damn monsters.

>> No.38025176

>>38024978
>big
>zapweasel
>titties

>> No.38025252

>>38020822
>Ice Queen pointing to her lap
I don't want my butt to freeze!

>> No.38025273

>>38025174
So? Just wait for the bandits to leave and ask the monsters to put the town back.

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>>38025174
>>38025273
Better yet, just ask the monsters to move in and provide protection for the town. Bring your sisters and they can have the bandits.

>> No.38025404

>>38024791
>get on the bike nerd, we're going to the beach

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>>38025252
But Ice Queen magical cold isn't harmful you know. That in mind, I wouldn't mind a loli Ice Queen's fat butt in my lap.

>> No.38025420

>>38025345
I'm sure the girls will exhibit the decorum and elegance synonymous with the family name. The Necrofucker family will rise to the challenge! Also, that ring on hostess' finger must be huge.

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Maybe once portals did opened

>> No.38025505

>>38025491
That guy in the basket knows exactly where this is going.

>> No.38025516

>>38025491
Further evidence that past generations were equally fond of monster girls. Degeneracy is an inhernet part of human nature.

>> No.38025520

>>38025505
that mans rubbing his hands together in anticipation
he is very much a fan of snu-snu

>> No.38025531

>>38025516
"Why fight it!? Degeneracy's just a part'a who we are!"
"All im sayin' is... Give degeneracy a chance!"

>> No.38025532

>>38025491
>that fucking guy in the basket
He is well-educated and cultured

>> No.38025562

>>38025520
>>38025532
The basketsmans is praying for the soul of the little mans with cane. He knows well the lash of her reeds and her tongue.

>> No.38025570

>>38012919
I'm curious, how many of you are subscribed to KC's patreon. I'm thinking of doing it but I'm not sure how would that look with my bank.

>> No.38025646

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the krampus.
She may be late, but she always gets her man.

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>>38012919

>> No.38025677

>>38025570
>how would that look with my bank
Your bank does not care about you one way or the other.

>> No.38025691

>>38025516
Honestly at this point this particular corner of the Monster Girl fandom is far less degenerate than most of the people I know. Maybe I just hang around a lot of degens tho.

>> No.38025701

Polling: Do you think Krampus enters into the 7ft waifus club?

>> No.38025702

>>38025570
Your bank statement should just be Patreon. It's not something that is going to get flagged being on an incredibly mainstream site.

>> No.38025710

>>38025701
My guess? Yes.
She needs to be big for it.

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>> No.38025753

>>38025691

Because our degeneracy is all about a loving monogamous hererosexual marriage with a woman, and forming a family. We are more wholesome than a lot of the mainstream.

>> No.38025773

>>38025753
Minus the pedos and incest, sure

>> No.38025802

>>38025773
Pretty wholesome if you ignore the completely fucked up parts.

>> No.38025803

>>38025753
In awe at the absolute state of things that a bunch of weirdos on /jp/ are somehow a beacon of virtue
>>38025773
Yeah the daughteru fuckers are pretty weird, but honestly they seem mostly wholesome about it still so idc personally. I also spent a lot of time outside of America growing up so the loli stuff really doesn't bug me.

>> No.38025815

>>38025491
I'll bet ten bucks KC saw this image at some point and was inspired by it.

>> No.38025817

>>38025773
Nuclear take, but these things weird me out way less than the turbo gays and absolute whores I've been around at times. I'm on 4chan in the first place though so I'm probably not the best barometer.

>> No.38025824

>>38025773
My Bicorn-waifu would never have me cuckfuck with kids or her sisters.
>not degenr8

>> No.38025825

>>38025570
Been subscribed ever since he started it.

>> No.38025832

>>38025701
Would be surprised if she didn't.

>> No.38025842

>>38025701
Yes. She has to be big and strong enough to casually carry around a bag with an adult man inside it.

>> No.38025852

>>38025842
Of course she could be strong enough to do that even if she were a loli, given monster strength, so the more important point is that in the profile art she is a good deal bigger than the bag that can apparently hold a adult man.

>> No.38025856

How can anyone find Hellhound marriages "wholesome"?

>> No.38025867

I know you really want to, but don't do it.

>> No.38025875

Monsters will invent a new genre of metal rock called "rape metal" and monster girls from demon realms all over will eat that shit up and love the genre

>> No.38025878

>>38025856
What's not wholesome about it? She's not going to be some obedient pet, but she'll shower you with affection and protection, likely only being fierce toward you during sex.

>> No.38025886
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>>38025856
It's not hard

>> No.38025915

>>38025875
I'd go to a concert to see what the hype was about but I'd definitely avoid the mosh pit

>> No.38025933

>>38025773

I personally consider a 25 year old to be a pedo if he dates a 18 girl.

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>>38025817
Very based take, you mean. As long as they're married and happy with plenty of children, I don't care.

Except the incestfags.

>> No.38025957

Would a Hellhoundmom be proud or angry if her daughteru talked back to her dad and pushed him so hard he falls on his butt?

>> No.38025961

>>38025701
Alternate view: the basket shrinks guys to make them easier to carry
>guy on stairs is smaller than Krampusette so yeah she's a Big-gurl
>but guy in the basket is smaller than stairguy so hes been shrunk by the basket
Alternative 2: Krampus-magic shrinks both guys to make catching them easier
>Krampusette is roughly to scale with the presumably human-sized stairs so is probably just average-large girl
>stairguy has just started shrinking
>basketguy is fully shrunk for carriage
The only 'fixed measure' is the staircase, so I vote its Alternative 2.
Average size K-girl.

>> No.38025968

>>38025886
Don't worry, they'll make sure it's extremely hard.

>> No.38025979

>>38025957
Considering how protective they are of their husbands, yes.

>> No.38025988

>>38025957
Spanked to Timbuktu

>> No.38025990

>>38025941
I think a lot of my grievances with the daughter fuckers are laid to rest by mamono mana making sure that there's no genetic implosion going to happen there, but yeah I still find it weird.

>> No.38025992
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How do I avoid groping centaur breasts whenever she starts sprinting?

>> No.38026014

>>38025992
>not clutching her frontcrotch like a gentleman
You sir, have been most impolite. I recommend you remedy this by applying the traditional elbow deep handshake. It is very common among the centaur and there isn't a family reunion among the that doesn't see its use.

>> No.38026022

>>38025992
If she has abs like that, just grab those

>> No.38026089

Do you think Hellhound milk is tasty? Do Hellhounds force their husbands to breastfeed?

>> No.38026101

>>38021630
I had the weirdest thought that the portal opened but only partially and that monster girls are subtly influencing society to accept them more readily

>> No.38026131

>>38026089
Which monster wouldn't force their husbands to breastfeed. Also their milk is probably very hot

>> No.38026151

>>38026101
It's a curious reoccurring trend that the apocalypse predicted is often rather...personal instead of societal. Vague unsubstantiated apocalyptic thinking is more likely to signal health problems in the predictor, than a real apocalypse. Check in with your doc, nigga. Assuming you have one.

>> No.38026176

>>38026131
>Which monster wouldn't force their husbands to breastfeed

Ochimushas, Shogs, Kikis and Jinkos. They want him to breastfeed, but if he refuse, they will respect it.

>> No.38026195

>>38026176
>impying anybody woudn't want to trip balls on shog milk

>> No.38026201

>>38018349
>but without the mildly annoying conceit of MGQ where ejaculation = loss.

It pretty much is. If you ejaculate 2 times in the RPG, you are pretty much toast.

>> No.38026219

>>38026201
But can you heart ejaculate and keep playing?

>> No.38026228

>>38026176
All of those except maybe Ochis would breastfeed. The ones that might not would be ones where it's actually hard to do like a fairy.

>> No.38026237

>>38026176
>Shogs, Kikis
Here's your tea with milk master is it to your liking?

>> No.38026243

>>38026228

I am saying they wouldnt force their husband to do it, not that they would not do it if he wanted to.

>> No.38026244

>>38025992
why should you avoid it? it improves her balance and reduces drag so she can run even faster.

>> No.38026247

>>38026228
>fairy difficult
>implying the little drunk bastards find titfucking a mouth difficult

>> No.38026261

>>38026176
All of them with husbands who aren't interested in thatvsort of thing.

>> No.38026290

>>38026131
Dark Elf do not force breastfeeding, but her slave begs for it after the late breakfast whip exhibition and physical exam.

>> No.38026302

>>38026247
>Implying you don't just suck on the whole fairy at once

>> No.38026314
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Have you considered loli liches lately?

>> No.38026327

>>38026302
This is getting weird.

>> No.38026333

>>38026314
>it is always buttermilk and there is little of it available
Her fashion sense is interesting.

>> No.38026347

>>38024039
Trophies.

>> No.38026355

>>38026327
Quit whining, it makes it harder for her to fuck your tongue.

>> No.38026359

>>38025491
I'll take the one on the right.

>> No.38026365

>>38025491
Is KC's Krampus /fa/shionable?

>> No.38026367

>>38026359
Based canebro appreciator. Teach him to dance for change while you organ grind.

>> No.38026405

Need loli krampus

>> No.38026484

>>38025491
Ze Germans know their shit

>> No.38026506
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>>38025992
Use the Bridle, sweet.

>> No.38026520

>>38025992
Better hold onto those 'curtain-weights'.
If she starts running, she'll take somebody's eye out when they all start swinging.

>> No.38026531
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She's so cute my goodness some nights I just sit and imagine me cuddled up with her with a little wormling growing inside talking about nursery colors

>> No.38026534

>>38026484
>know their shit
They usually have videos of it.

>> No.38026541

>>38026534
Charon, bad!

>> No.38026756

>>38026405
That's called a baphomet

>> No.38026759

>>38026756
Yes

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>>38024451

>> No.38026810

>>38026785
I suddenly feel VERY angry.

>> No.38026821

>>38026785
Space Ranger Elf, is she an ally or an enemy to Space Outlaw Anon?

>> No.38026897

>>38026531
Would you ever consider making a 3d gf cosplay Sola for you?

>> No.38026907

I will become a max level hero just so I can gank low level monster girl adventurers.

>> No.38026938
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You want this (You)?
Too bad. Not yours.

>> No.38026939

>>38026821
Wildcard that alternates between hunting down Anon for his bounty, or teaming up with him to deal with a mutual, greater threat.

>> No.38026946

>>38026938
Didn't want it anyway, dumb Mouse.

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>>38026907
>gibbs me all yore slime jellis
Might be interesting in 300 years or so...

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>>38026821

>> No.38027035
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>>38026938
You guys can have the dumb ol’ tiger, the maus is mine.

>> No.38027098
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95286413
focks

>> No.38027165

How do Hellhound hugs feel?

>> No.38027187

>>38027165
it's like a panini press and you're the panini

>> No.38027219

>>38026810
Your anger just makes her smugger.

>> No.38027821

>>38018131
cute bell

>> No.38027871

Damn boys, that krampussy got me acting up. Imma want to get BAGGED now, ya hear what I'm sayin?

>> No.38027906

>>38027035
Those are some fat thighs for a mouse.

>> No.38028021

>>38027871
>Get BAGGED
>Gets dropped on a king sized bed covered in rose pedals
>What are we going to do on the bed.png

>> No.38028103

Need a metal queen guitar playing Krampus.

>> No.38028134

>>38028103
There is art of this

>> No.38028171

I’m usually never around when a new profile gets revealed, how long does it usually take to translate them?

>> No.38028191

>>38028171
Usually within a week.

>> No.38028201

>>38028171
not long, its mostly a patreon thing as to when

>> No.38028223

>>38028134
I've seen art of other Kramups girls like that yeah but are there any of KC's version?

>> No.38028265

>>38028223
AltairLaVega did one ITT

>> No.38028280

>>38028171
It's already been translated on KC patron.
So either pay or or wait.
Support KC damn it

>> No.38028306

>>38028021
Where do young krampuses get their bag? Are they born with one? Is it just a normal bag? How can it hold an adult man? Do they get one from their parents when they come of age?

>> No.38028390

>>38028306
i like the last one, mommy krampus making their first bag to signfiy that Krampus-chan isn't a kid anymore but a woman that needs a man

>> No.38028545

>>38026939
Makes for a good "femme fatal".

>> No.38028644

>>38018131
She's...perfect...

>> No.38028720
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38028720

>>38025753
Which makes no sense for some monsters. It's feel oddly more Christian than actual Christians.

>> No.38028760

I want to have 10 million slime kids with my slime wife

>> No.38028959

>>38028760
I want a slime queen wife and have no kids with her! Only more copies of her!
I want to be able to fuck everyone in the whole slime kingdom without cheating.

>> No.38028979

>>38028720
i want to go to spooky church and learn all the unknowable truths

>> No.38029004

>>38028979
>hamood spoken back to the beggining sounds the same
>...
>DOOMAH TITS FIT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH, LMAO GOTTEM

>> No.38029037

>>38029004
>then the mother superior smacks the dumb nun on the head for being cringe

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>>38029037
Forgive sister Cheshire, she's here as a guest from the covenant in Wonderland.

>> No.38029126

Are Krampus' subtle and sneaky when looking to capture a man or do they smash througg walls screaming "GET IN THE FUCKING BAG ANON!"

>> No.38029144

>>38029091
I like sister wock better than sister chesh, her hugs are so soft

>> No.38029145

>>38029126
Pay the KC damn it

>> No.38029154

>>38029145
Pay the KC's patreon*
Too much wurm mana

>> No.38029205

>>38029154
u can never have too much wurm mana

>> No.38029272

>>38028171
The agreement MGR has with KC is to wait about three days before releasing the translation outside Patreon, so we can expect it to be posted everywhere early Thursday.

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>>38021656
If that's how she wants it then that's how she gets it, but I'm slaying that dragon one way or the other.

>> No.38029577

>Tongue bath from a cheshire cat

MXXGM

>> No.38029642

>>38029454
How would an average shirohebi react to her ryu mistress inviting her to a threesome, anyway?

>> No.38029774
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Vampires are /fa/

>> No.38029802

>>38029642
>This heretic, and those who follow her, must be silenced

>> No.38029817

>>38029802
I understood that reference.

>> No.38029850
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>>38029817
The game is simply too quotable

>> No.38029855

Going off to war with your lizard girl wife!
Even if that "war" is more like a mix of paintball and the Olympics.

>> No.38029912

>>38029850
For me? It's
>This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.
Is there a waifu version of Gravemind?

>> No.38029998

>>38029912
Mindflayer or shog

>> No.38030077

>>38029998
Nah, she's a Roper.

>> No.38030264

>>38025817
Agreed, lolis are infinitely more wholesome than the homos and whores of modern society.

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BEEG

>> No.38030424
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>>38030398

>> No.38030621

>>38030424
What instigated this wurm fight?

>> No.38030663

>>38030621
Thumb sucking rights.

>> No.38030695

>>38030663
But I have two thumbs. They don't have to fight.

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