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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.38021360
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Japanese bird fucking up spaghetti.

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>>38021360
How did he fuck it up that bad?
All you need to do is boil some water and throw in the pasta.

>> No.38021466

>>38021407
The better question is how he started a fire when the burners aren't even turned on.

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>>38021466
What do you mean? They're all maxed out.

>> No.38021617

>>38021466
Japanese bird answers question from no man.

>> No.38021893

>>38021407
I'd imagine it's difficult for a bird to maneuver items using his beak.

>> No.38024097

>>38021893
you'd be surprised how dextrous the bird is

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>>38021343
Celestial bird cooking corn dogs

>> No.38024429

>>38024409
Hope she doesn't end up burning them like the Japanese bird and his spaghetti, though.

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Japanese bird playing Connect Four with famed shrine maiden Hakurei Reimu

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>>38021343
engineer bird dividing by zero and dooming us all

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Japanese bird enjoying a relaxing bath while drinking some soda.

>> No.38026340

Japanese bird breaks spaghetti in half before putting them in the pot.

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

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>>38024463

>> No.38037525

It's an australian parakeet. He's literally austalian.

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>> No.38050818

>>38021466
And the best question is how he started a fire on an electric stove.

>> No.38051095

>>38037525
Australia belongs to Japan.

>> No.38052880

what talented bird

>> No.38052923

>>38037525
Regardless whether it's Australian or Japanese how the hell did it turn on the stove and add the spaghetti to thr boiling water with its beak

>> No.38052952 [DELETED] 

This is clearly NOT spaghetti. OP has been lying this whole time. This is clearly penne/rigatoni.

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This is clearly NOT spaghetti. OP has been lying this whole time. This is clearly penne/rigatoni.

>> No.38063797

>>38052958
by jove, you are right!! does the bird perhaps not know the difference?

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