/jp/ - Otaku Culture

remember the best part of shogs is the initial terror and chase before she drags you off to make (You) hers

>>37981741
Starting this year's first thread with dogs when it's the Year of the Tiger? You've got some guts.

Yeah okay so tigers

https://pastebin.com/Saj4ZUre

>>37981786
CNY is at the end of the month, let the dogs have this one.

Here's to another year wishing I had a loli lich.

>>37981839
Very cute story. What a nice way to start the year.

>>37981537
>Dark elves aren't likely to have overwhelmingly positive connections to the surface

I will take the opposite stance. Let's see how this goes...

>aggressive policies that shift resources from surface [non-Dark Elf] communities
>surface raids for boys and slaves

Under the worker-contract model aggressive expansion takes the form of:
a) pushing for higher standards in the worker industry
b) maintaining a membership payment model

Together these would produce revenue and industry contacts en masse. This is to raiding as [any form of food] is to natto. So it is the better choice for them, compared to raiding. Why they don't even have to get the slaves themselves, the slaves gladly show up of their own accord -- even from distant lands! And they are proud of their 4 year slave contracts and certifications! There is no way in hell a Dark Elf could say no to that social position, much less a community of Dark Elves.

>tainted wares and Demon eco-push

I can guess what the Dark Elves would say:

Mamono mana in our products is within the recommended levels for all monster neutral and monster positive nations~

I think we can agree that the opposition to mamono mana imports will be very limited.

>dark elf craft
Even if you limit the ahem 'managerial effect' of Dark Elves to inducing fun karoshi...that is even more highly paid than any skilled worker typically is. After all, managers are where the real money flows. So at the least, depending on what they do, Dark Elves should be very suited to be well paid vice-managers in specialist fields. They would be ubiquitous.

After all, you have to make sure your gnome technical manager is properly motivated don't you? The lazy hedonism of monsters is like job security for Dark Elf, who gets off on making you follow orders and do work! Holy shit, it's like she was made for Japanese salaryman, who knew?

>[they shouldn't be] hyper specialised into one racial trade, not every dark elf is going to be a slave mistress,

True, but I view the 'racial trade' as a natural outgrowth of the gene/culture stew. A NEET Dwarf is equivalent to a (bachelored) human engineer -- because Dwarf culture is unavoidably steeped in engineering and their natural ability is constantly developed via cultural osmosis.

So too for a Dark Elf slacker. Or multiclasser. Or interior decorator. There's enough room to be a decorator and still have a racial trade. There would be a trade off. So it would be there, just not at the crazy high level of the profiles. Which would be the average mamono of that type, I guess?

>worked out the reasons for the competitive backstabbing
I'm curious to hear this, though am aware that the real reason is that competitive-backstabbery comes up so often in depictions of Dark Elfs. It's like Dwarves and mining at this point. What motive did you pick? I'd guess that the backstabbing could be a form of mutual cooperation if it had a kind of intraspecies karoshi-sutra effect. Then again, that's due to having just made this Dark Elf slave-manager hammer, so it may not be applicable.

>just read over the doomposting in the last thread
>tfw only been here a few months so I missed all of the good times had here

Do you like pink girls?

>>37982244
stars and stripes managed to be the best and worst thing in that show at the same time

>>37982244
She's got a super athletic body.

>>37982244
They're nice, but I prefer blue girls.

>>37981839
Cute
>>37982244
Probably the best girl of her show

>>37982310
Can they be jobbers?

>>37982371
I can't call bubble girl a jobber
you have to DO a job to suck at it

>>37982384
Yes she is blue toasted failure, but she really tries. I don't think anyone bubbles as hard as she does. Not that bubbles can ever be good for anything.

>>37982220
Well a lot of things have changed. There is a lot less writings as that graph showed and also less people who are interested in MGs.
You missed out a lot indeed, but think forward. I have been here for a long ass time and never did any writefaggotry, but then I just said fuck it during summer and started it.

>>37982463
Sailor mercury got by fine

>>37982494
Sailor moon is gay

>>37982220
It's not like these threads are going anywhere, there's still plenty of good times to be had.

>>37982494
From what I've googled she had water powers too, not just stank bubbles. I never watched SM, but will have to later because...
>>37982501
...based power of the moon.

ahhh, post tigers

>>37982463
what about Ceasar Zeppe... oh yeah, nevermind

oh no, the thread is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
guess I have to stop liking MGs now

post corruption

>>37982561
Ride the tiger!
>>37982590
Why is it doomed?

>>37982600
I kinda wanna get post and pre corruption image of my head wife but i feel like she would look basically the same.

>>37982032
While the idea of Dark elven slave unions advocating for workers rights in non d-elf communities and convincing labourers that they'd be better off signing temporary slave contracts and coming to the underdark to work with benefits like free family housing for the dark elves instead is hilarious, I do feel like it:
a) doesn't quite match the image I'm going for
b) is a little bit out of place in this relatively unindustrialised setting. I don't want no consequences.

I see slavery as a traditionalist institution to dark elves, and capturing a slave is not only a civic virtue, your first one is a rite of passage to be recognised as a full fledged citizen dark elf. The active practice of raiding is ingrained into their culture and image and their natural demeanour very much lends itself towards the end of manufacturing, it's not the mining it's the working the refined ore into art, it's not the farming, it's the potionmaking. About the only thing they take pride in doing from the ground up is slave rearing.

OL managers is a brilliant application I hadn't thought of. They don't need to really know the job too well in order to make sure other people are doing it. Or doing something, at least. I hadn't really thought of that role, it seems perfect for privileged dark elves from noble families who don't quite know what they want to do, just get told to manage a family asset and not fuck it up too bad.
>Dark elves irrespective of skill, profession and focus are all to some degree good motivators
I like it, not really something I thought of. After all, motivation is kind of like benevolent manipulation.

>What motive did you pick?
Babies. I think I'm ultimately going to go with a kind of virtue-scarcity. The greatest thing you could aspire to culturally and civilly is a mother, but not just any mother, but a particularly prodigious one, something which is cost-prohibitive and resource intensive for an elf, combined with some other factors like a dark, shady, toxin rich under dark where foul play seems advocated by nature itself and racial admiration for a ruthless spider goddess with no qualms in stepping over other people so long as it will benefit her and her mate, and you've got the recipe for a culture and society that'll organise itself around stepping on those beside you, bolstering those under and leeching off those above while undermining their foundations, not because you hate them or are evil, but because they're in the way of the resources you need to realize yourself as an exemplary member of your race.

Or do you feel like that's a stretch, and the motivation isn't strong enough?

>>37982590
Tsk, I never even really liked them... *teleports to space battles*

>>37981842
Cat thread in 2030 then.

>>37982578
Wham! Shots fired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rYwRH7Ilfk&t=1s

>>37982605
Some guy called two writefags leaving doomposting, but he we had 4 new drawfags show up this year, and MGE started in 2008 I think and wasn't even known in the west till like 2013, so I'm not worried.
>>37982611
Oh no, an impostor. Sus

>>37982278
She is pretty healthy. Particularly her thighs.

>>37982600
no it makes me feel bad

>>37982600
Need to commission a lot more undead corruption this year.

>>37982683
>more
does that mean you've already got some?

>>37982689
A fair amount, but they're focused more on implication than before/after pics. Need more like >>37982600

I WANT MOMMY, I WANT MILK, I WANT TO BE HELD, I WANT TO BE COMFORTED

>>37982600
Is it really corruption if the girl is improved in every single way?

>>37982696
hand em over

>>37982705
Technically reverse or good corruption is a thing. Still called corruption just you know. In reverse.

Also i really like the new succ outfit she has. Makes it look like is easy acces for her husband to simple thrust right in.

>>37982701
why did you speak the truest statement of them all, I want mommy milkies, I want a momster, and I want to be spoiled!

>>37982724
It's still in progress, since the artist caught covid, Just half, too. https://catbox.moe/c/dx3gz5

>Happy new year, I'm going. This year as well, I will continue to work on the Monster Musume Encyclopedia! The main work is the picture book RPG on the back side, but I'm also making new works of WG Gaiden here and there! It seems that Mr. Cross will announce a monster girl who has a connection with Christmas in the near future, congratulations, I'm super looking forward to it!
t. Wil

So it's actually a x-mas related girl

>>37982760
Wait does willsaga have a twitter? If yes what is it?

>>37982752
based

>>37982769
https://twitter.com/w_sansaga
How have you not seen him? KC reposts all his tweets

>>37982760
I'm willing to bet it's either the Grinch or Krampus.

>>37982760
>So it's actually a x-mas related girl
Krampus? Christmas elf? Flying White Horn? Granny Frost? Coniferous dryad?

>>37982794
>>37982797
Deerpussy

>>37982760
Krampus please.

>>37982808
durrpussy

>>37982784
Twitter being gay. I am following him it just never tells me he tweets.

>>37982797
i need hag frost

>>37982727
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/72906108
We need more of MGE-esque corruption. It is tiresome to look for corruption and get slapped with NTR and similar shit.

Watch out Anon!

>>37982984
i am going to squish. THAT.CAT

What's the opposite of an elf? I've realised I've written too many elves recently, and the next one is elves too. Gotta make a change for the one after that.

Elves are
>Elegant
>Dignified
>Cultured
>Regal
>Horny

I don't know why, but when I think of the opposite, I think redcap. Redcap has been on the back of my mind desu

>>37982984
Irish tiger.

>>37983002
I was gonna say beelzebub or something but redcaps are one of my absolute favourites.

>>37983002
trailer park devil bugs

>>37983002
Oni, maybe

>>37983002
Orcs, easily.

>>37983002
wurms

>>37983022
Aren't they? Crazy little slasher gremlins, I've always wanted to write a story with one of them

>>37983030
Yeah, I was thinking absolute beelzebub tier, or norf ogre or something, I just don't want it to be too hammy like the typical orc
>>37983046
speaking of, orc or p'orc?

Will Bald Eagle Harpies always, ALWAYS be American Stereotypes?

>>37982244
I like to think that demon skin tones range from red all the way to the traditional blueberry, so I imagine that there's at least one demon that's the spitting image of Mina, she's got the horns down pat at very least.

Odd thought, but I've always wondered how it would go down if MGE monsters were isekai'd to other settings or vice versa. Would people with quirks behave like humans when exposed to corruption, or would it produce a new extremely varied kind of monster?

>>37983002
Dwarves. Duh.

>>37982609
>Or do you feel like that's a stretch, and the motivation isn't strong enough?
>babies mean you must be a sociopath

Yes. Yes, I do feel that's a stretch, as
i) a justified motivation and
ii) as a set of accepted cultural behaviors.

Spreading depravity and sex-brainwashing would literally be more benevolent motives for Dark Elves. But as the major goal of their culture it is not self reinforcing or self-supporting.

>out of place industrialization
Arguably, high fantasy accommodates industrialization, including MGE. Ahem, robots. Besides, isn't a corporate Dark Elf raider in a short business skirt more frightening than one with armor and a whip? The first one could actually mean business.

>slavery as:
>rite of passage

I can see this, but that doesn't invalidate or displace a professional branch of slave-management. Rites of passage were once meant to prepare you for a role in adult life. So I wouldn't assume that capturing a marriage-slave would be preparation for not-managing the marriage-slave. Or other classes of slave.

>slavery as:
>traditional institution

One might assume that Traditionalist institutions would be the ones widespread enough to have a larger civic effect, and to promote the trappings of professionals. Much like our Ivy League, the Dark Elves could have the Jade Ring (ring: an exclusive combination of persons for a selfish and often corrupt purpose (as to control a market)).

>The active practice of raiding is ingrained into their culture and image

I will continue, if only because I must ruin all of the things with my modernist take... You can split the difference here. Dark Elves could have resort cities. Places where you have to legally accept the chances of being enslaved during a raid. People could pick areas of the place to indicate what sort of slavery they prefer. Want to be so good at accounting that it makes your dick hard and you get rewarded for it by dark long eared whip mommy? You want C building, next to the statue of a Forest Elf getting fisted.

Tell me you can't imagine actual professionals willingly paying for that type of training. I double dog dare you.

Industrialized or not, the Dark Elf slave unions is my preference. It even has a good espionage/geopolitical/religious angle, depending on how Dark is interpreted in MGE. Anything with Dark in its name seems to be a chip off The Fallen's uber-depravity shtick. Not that Pandemonium is sane enough to pull of any serious realpolitik plots. But economically, Dark species might have common goals (and a common leadership in the Fallen -- if she can be pulled away from whatever aggravated rapemurderhandholdingres fetish she's into this week). The potential of a Dark Cartel is an idea, don't know if it's of use to you. I think it plausible.

>I don't want no consequences.

I don't understand. Any set of relationships will imply consequences.

>doesn't quite match the image I'm going for

Do tell. Give us a glimpse if you would?

>OL and Dark Elves as Tony Robbins

I'm glad you like the notions. I'm tempted to re-write my Dark Elf story, because the motivational ideas are too fun for me to pass up. May as well embrace the useful bits implied by a profile, no?

>>37983081
I guess it would depend on setting. Like in guilty geR i assume gears just become monstergirls and the gear std meme becomes real as men become "male humanoid gears" ala ky while women become monster gearls.

>>37983058
High orcs have that extra degree of being, well, orc leaders. So Porcs all the way.

>>37982808
Reindeer pussy

>>37982760
when he means by near future, does he mean like february

>>37983258
soon (TM)

>>37983145
I was going to say that it's a bit reductive to just call it sociopathic, but I suppose that's what stepping over others in pursuit of your own benefit is. I guess here's the rub, monstergirls REALLY love their husbands and kids. Is it so unjustified for dark elves to take a bit of an extreme, obsessive bent on that? And I'm not sure how a culture around family, reproduction and resource acquisition isn't self supporting and/or reinforcing.
>that doesn't invalidate or displace a professional branch of slave-management
Yeah, we agree here, I'm not sure how I gave you the impression I was against the idea of a slave-manager profession, it's pretty much a necessity. I just didn't think that's all they'd do as a race. It's also a role, numbers wise, that I don't think even the majority of dark elves would fall into, they still have to run a functioning society with religions and aristocratic institutions. And I absolutely agree it'll turn into slave cabal rings that operate auctions and arenas and the like.
>Dark Elves could have resort cities. Places where you have to legally accept the chances of being enslaved during a raid. People could pick areas of the place to indicate what sort of slavery they prefer. Want to be so good at accounting that it makes your dick hard and you get rewarded for it by dark long eared whip mommy? You want C building, next to the statue of a Forest Elf getting fisted.
You're an entire epoch away from my setting, but that is a great concept for something set in a mordern MGE City. I'm willing to wager you'd get a whole lot of fresh dudes who see it as a chance to get some serious education alongside a dommy elf wife who'll manage them.
>I don't understand. Any set of relationships will imply consequences.
That was a Kaczynski joke about industry.

>Do tell. Give us a glimpse if you would?
Higher fantasy, but not so high that magic and tech have been inseparably merged yet, magitech is a niche and eclectic school, akin to dwarven gunsmithing, limited and rare. More Feudal, especially since it's dark elves we're talking here. Much less socially organised than it would take an industrial society to be.

Not exactly the place you'd find dark elf union managers in pencil skirts and stockings cutting loose at a bar after a day in the office, sexually bullying lone boys into joining for benefits. I'd say even MGE is more modern than my setting, they've basically got salary workers and smart phones and hostess bars already.

>>37983030
>>37983058
Trashy trailer bugs are deeply underrated.

>Now Baws Porc and Auntie Jessy went way back...
>Watch out, the Duke Bugs are gonna head off of that cliff!
>Uh oh. How will the Duke Bugs get out of this one?

>>37983258
Right after HL3 release

>>37983386
Is that before or after The Winds of Winter?

>>37983073
Yes.

If you ask me, I would say that Fatui Rifleman you see and fight in Genshin Impact would make a good looks and aesthetic for Male Mamono Realm Gunners or Riflemen.

how do i mess with liches, I got banned from their meetings for trying to milk the oldest lich there in front of the whole gathering

YEAR

>>37983571
>that filename
anon..... u good, there is nothing wrong with your noggin?

>37983504
I didn't
>>>/y/

>>37983504
Sex with Paimon

>>37983324
Since monstergirls love their families so much, then the correct behavior is obvious. Forming social connections, extending credit, and periodically milking the structure w/o causing any collapses is what they should do. Because we are dealing with people adapted to planning out centuries.

The extreme excessive bent you suggest is obviously self-destructive. Nothing is self-reinforcing if it damages the preconditions it needs to survive. That obsessive behavior is notorious among short sighted humans -- but it doesn't fit the majority of humans or elves

Raiding is clearly not sustainable nor self-supporting, and it generates enemies. Unless you've very long timespans, but that would waste so many opportunities with humans, wouldn't it? I'm not sure how raiders would have a culture of self-control when pillaging is an option.

What kind of Era are you considering?

>slave mgmnt not a role for most of them

The racial bonus splits the difference here too. I don't see why a functional society is opposed to having a management caste -- it works because of the proportionally low population of elves vs everyone else. Doesn't this require that they integrate other species into their society if they want to access economies of scale? Well yes, actually. Besides how else would slave-managers magnify labor?

I'd extend this to having a Dark Elf be both a:
a) cultural identity, and a
b) biological identity

Option A doesn't require you to be an biological Dark Elf. The elements that biological Dark Elves can agree on in terms of identity (according to the profile) are depravity, slavery, and liking humans. So internal political power among Dark Elves would depend on these traits. Technically, if anyone else can do those things, they may as well be a Dark Elf. This is the equitable split, it allows biological Dark Elves an advantage in their native politics, but it allows those holding to those principles some chance at the same.

Yeah, this is pretty far forward, even anachronistic for periods in normal history, but these are a sort of elf. Maybe they worked this out in the Bronze Age analog?

Cultural Dark Elf instance, same story:

>Catsmeat has her eye on the headmistress' son, that's a bit of a corker normally. But it only gets worse off after that. See, ol' Winks has been serious traditional about Dark Elf culture for centuries. I may joke about her being born a Ponce Elf, but Dame Winkleworth probably had her husband in the collar on day one. Like an old-school Dark Elf matriarch. To be absolutely honest, though I was born one, that High Elf is more of a Dark Elf than I am. My dark grey colored skin, red eyes, and silver hair only go so far in a contiguous culture several millennia old. We got cultural standards, ya ken?
. . .
>Garrett Winkleworth's pale ass has, doubtless, been raised a full proper Dark Elf lad. Cool enough to be unruffled by our extremes of aggression and depravity, and devoted enough to endure the intense pair-bond training we use on our humans. Humans don't always pair-bond when au naturale. That's a snarl from the perspective of a perma-bonding Elf lass. Can't have yer man up and getting notions when the gestation and development of Elf children takes twice as long as a human child's. Hence the heavy training for service and attachment among Elf-mates, no matter the variety of Elf. Though the Dark Elf method izza best Elf method. That's millenia of attacking the problem with the ol' candy and stick approach, and it We've no end to buttering your biscuit and morning butt & tang on our end. Side effect of the low male birth rates and venom filled environs we hail from, I suppose.

>Anyway, this means Dame Winks will want her Garrett bound to a proper Dark Elf lass. Once upon a time, Catsmeat would've just been in the jakes w/o an oar, being a Harpy. But no longer. As a kind of mamono, the monsters mag-genetically locked into the human-loving Demon Lord's spell matrices, she inherited the appreciation for humans and permanent pair bonding instinct. The current DL is a Succubus, so her magi-encoded policies are closer to Dark Elf standards than not. So therefore, are mamono.

I'm going to install and set up Sentry Guns and Hopper Mines in defensive locations and perimeters around my home to deter and shoot at any home invading monstergirls!

>>37983751
they prefer the name of bouncing betty

>>37983751
>he doesn't have a gas mask in case of horny gas being depolye on him
its like you want to get gassed then willingly walk outside to get raped

>>37982523
Goddammit that fucking doujin did things to me as a Medusa lover I didn't think was fucking possible. Fucking mood when she rubs the Command Seals on the back of his hand to test how serious he was about impregnating her.

>doomposting
I'm buying the dip

>>37983666
Ah, we may be speaking past one another again in regards to how serious/extreme a description is. You can usurp someone's position within an institution without destabilizing the institution, as you said these are elves who think these things through, they're obviously going to be prepared to take on the responsibilities and privileges of whichever person it is they're knocking down a peg. I'm not sure how destructive you imagined this process to be, but being elves, a lot of this would be subtle and graceful, it would be seen as unsightly and boorish to replace someone in such a way that was even noticeable, really. Seamless is a word I could use here.

The generation of enemies doesn't matter so much, firstly, this is set in a period of well established status quo, so it's not like any one has dark elf neighbours and is surprised by their actions. Secondly, the trade and network of the dark elves is well worth the risk of engaging with them. As for surface enemies, no one's coming under ground to attack them, no one could anyway. Dark Elven caravans may frequently be raided by other denizens of the dark, but that's kind of part and parcel of a fantasy setting, isn't it. Dark elves are probably the ones raiding dark elven caravans from other cities and as for missed opportunities with other humans, I can only assume you mean with trade and other above board dealings, and to be honest, such opportunities aren't worth destabilising a working status quo, especially when those in power rely on the status quo not changing.
>What kind of Era are you considering?
Medieval I guess you'd call it, more or less
>I don't see why a functional society is opposed to having a management caste
They aren't. I just mean that you can't have a functioning society of every one's job is just to manage slaves doing slave things. Like, where are the doctors and scholars, lol. Baby numbers here because my brain's a little smooth at the moment, but if you have a population of 10,000 elves and 50,000 slaves and you reason a single manager could oversee a group of 50 or so slaves at a minimum, that's only 1000 elves managing slaves at once, those other 9k have to have other jobs and professions.

>>37983905
Dear sir please do not buy

What about a Mad Flatter?

>>37983905
Surely we have coin images of "He sold? Pump it" and "He bought? Dump it" by now

>>37983968
There was "he bought" pic dunno about other

>>37982760
Russia does Christmas on January 7th, so he's still got time if he does a Christmas girl

>>37983779
I just wish they showed her with a visible baby bump at the end.

>>37984185
Not him but between big snakes, big oni, big dogs, and small dragons, we're getting lots of good FGO monster girls.

>>37983909
I'm going to retire, but conversing has been fun, as usual. We may indeed be speaking past each other, and missing critical details here and there.

The context of raiding sapients isn't very sustainable imho. But my own brain is feeling a touch smooth at the moment as well, so elaborating on the matter would give a poor summation. I'll note that raiding humans isn't like shearing sheep, and mamono mana ensures that the situation is even less sustainable.

>1:50, 10:500 ... 1000:50,000

This is actually a benefit. This is what I was referencing when I mentioned 'economies of scale' earlier. The economy I mentioned earlier solves this via making a slave-worker industry where people are incentivized to take the training/management due to industry standards.

The fundamental problem you note is that there aren't enough karoshi-ees -- i.e that there are too few slaves. However, I would counter that the entire population of Dark Elves is smaller than the amount of people wanting to be trained to find sexual satisfaction in jobs they have to do anyway. Yes. As such, if I'm correct, that means Dark Elves are scarce, and there is less of a supply than is demanded.

So there are too *few* Dark Elves, assuming a free market. Or a market that is only weakly rigged. Yes, I know free markets are idealistic at best. But you get my point.

>>37984227
I'm pretty wiped too, so I'm sorry for only addressing the one point but I don't like the idea of more or less pigeonholing an entire race into one profession, it's not self sustainable, it doesn't produce a well rounded culture, and it's heavily reliant upon other specialised girls filling the other niches, which isn't a case in a dark elven city where the demographics could skew as high at 90% permanent dark elven citizen, 10% other, not counting slaves. Overall your ideas are a whole lot more... metropolitan than would fit my setting, I feel.

I've greatly enjoyed the chat though, and it's given me a lot to think about, and certainly helped me know where I have to treat carefully in regards to making it even resemble something that might work in the long run

MGE version of worker and parasite when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI

>>37981786
The previous thread remained up until around 4 AM of January 1, doesn't that count?

Deep anal with a cockney cheshire

I wanna eat horse pussy and ass.
I want my face to reek of her horse pussy and ass.

first fap of the year was to suika

>>37984424
You fool, you were supposed to fap to rabbits or tigers

>>37984424
>Not wanking it to horses instead
Not gonna make it, anon. You're not gonna make it.

>>37984481
why rabbits?

>>37984528
Some jap superstation that you need to say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" on the first day of the month and before you get out of bed for good luck

>>37984674
>superstation

>>37984674
oh yeah i guess i should eat buckewheat noodles too right?

>>37981839
You're not nearly bad enough not to write, get to it properly coward.

>>37981741

>>37984481
sorry anon, but that doujin really played up the baba part of lolibaba and thats my fetish.

redpill me on stretchy meat, why do monsters love it so much?

Mesugaki monsters are for anal.

>>37984763
What doujin?

>>37984829
https://exhentai.org/g/1887783/fab4146efd/

>>37983905
Most of the fuckers who doompost are tourists, other places like SpaceBattles and /tg/, or undesirables who I'll abstain from naming since they know who they are.

>>37984806
Yes.

>>37983905
>doomposting
wat

Just eat the horse pussy DAMMIT!

>>37984952
I only eat cunnies

>>37984952
>eat
Anon, horse pussy is for impregnation.

>>37985003
does cerea have a frontgina?

>>37984974
Then eat horse cunny.

>>37985003
It's for eating and breeding!

>>37985009
No.

>>37985009
No. I think the consensus was that she's just to pure to know how pregnancy works.

>>37984952
It's Jinko Season though.

>>37984952
Need an absolutely massive clydesdale centaur

>>37985034
>Then eat horse cunny.
Post horse cunny and I will consider it

>>37985041
Only if you're Eastern.

>>37985058
Very nice

>>37985062

>>37984945
redcap is not really much of a tease though, they kinda just assault you outright

Man, centaurs must be really sexually frustrated before they find a man since they can't masturbate easily

>>37985062

>>37985122
Do not lewd the foal

>>37985095
>Nail a horse dildo to a wall
>Ram rear against the wall
>Orgasm
It's not really hard to do.

I bet this is why first encounter rapes with centaurs often involve a man getting pinned to the wall
https://exhentai.org/g/552587/7b471c467a/

>>37985095
MGE centaurs would have it much easier than Centaurs played straight.

>>37984952
No, I only eat only the most classy of monsters, horses are just filthy animals I may be a whore but I am a classy one at that

>>37985087
They’re good for teasing you about losing horribly to a little girl before you turn the tables on them.

>>37985062

>>37985220
Horses are the most majestic and noble of them all

>>37985220
Rude!

>>37985220
Then I'm going to service horses and horses exclusively. Gonna be the Horse Whore.

>>37985062

>>37985297
I would love to be the stable boy of an entire battalion of Calvary centaurs.

I am very much behind on the times

>>37985220
You're being awfully rude to the animal that literally carried humanity on its back.

>>37985340
>they just came back from a week-long training exercise and are just DYING to see how their boy is doing

>>37985062

For you guys that like corruption: do you like it more when it's done by a monstergirl or just passive demonic energy from an object/the environment? If the former, how much girl-on-girl is too much?

to the point of the guy last night, its not so much that the mg fanbase shrank its just that it dispersed into other fanbases , things like isekai and such.

>>37985398
Personally, I prefer the corruption to be a result of tempering with the unknown in spite of all the warnings not to. Like a order nun unknowingly touching a cursed bible of the fallen god, etc,

>>37981741
>>37981842
>>37985341
Post your favourite heckhound fics

>>37985370
What is this, a bicorn for ants?

>>37985462
>There once was an Anon
>he got ran down and raped by a hellhound
>there were cuddles afterwards
>The End

>>37985398
cursed items are my go to but i like the slower kinds of corruption the most.
dark slimes still give me a feeling so complicated because melting people is bad and yet...

>>37984720
I do write, just not here. I've got fancy aspirations.

>>37985610
>fancy aspirations
Looking to get published? Good luck anon, wish you all the best.

>>37985622
Thanks. Now how about you start making them art fairies happy, huh?

>>37985653
lowkey one of my favorite things here is when a story inspires art. don't see that much of the reverse, though.

>>37985398
Either is fine. It depends too much on the circumstances
I don't think there can be too much "girl-on-girl" at least going by MGE rules. The girl is always going to want to find herself a man, and the same goes for the corrupter. So long as that part clear is I don't think it's an issue. I like them having a special relationship, especially if they end up going after the same man. I like it when the corrupter is treated like a teacher/mentor, older sister or even a parental figure of sorts

>>37981839
>such a cozy life as this eludes us all

>>37985398
I prefer Monstergirl doing the corrupting. The amount of girl on girl matters little as both are still straight. Full blown lesbian porn is fine as long as both follow mge canon and are still straight.

>>37985575
I personally dislike slow burn

but that’s my inner TFfag speaking

>>37985398
Corruption sucks and yuri is faggotry.

>>37985733
That image is perfect for giving "moments before being made into a cumpump" energy.

>/>37986015
Nice b8 m8. I r8 8/8

>>37986000
it's all pretty situational. i wouldn't want a lamias legs to fuse together over 3 months but abracadabra, puff of smoke and now she's a horny snake is also unsatisfying.

>>37985575
I like that style as well. Love the idea of infested items as well with pslimes in them.

Making a gremlin blush by calling her cute!

>>37986015
I agree
I could do entirely without the "demonic" aspect of everything and instead monstergirls we're all their own separate races.

>>37986037
you do tend to stop worrying about it once said horny snake is wrapped around you but i do like that extra time for their mental state to adjust to their bodily changes.

>>37986074
would she blush harder if I called her qt-π?

>>37986074
>gremlin in nice dress instead of oilstained overalls
Cute

>>37985398
former in a small scale or one on one situation, latter in a large scale situation
I've always been a fan of the more slow insidious corruption where you don't even realise its happening

>>37986074
I want to rebuild old stags and metros with her!

>>37985398
I prefer the slow burn from just being in a demon realm environment, if only because it gives more time for all the subtleties to play out, whereas with girl in girl you're just *BAM*, a monster.
My preference would perhaps be gradual and then one yuri at the end to tip her over the edge

Did the werewolf get a KC profile for the new gaira comic?

>>37986216
You could have slow burn Yuri corruption. Perhaps the Succ using a womens crush as temptation over months of yuri to eventually break her will. Plus you can get an after chapter about the women asserting her monster lust on the man she had been tempted with.

Post more tiger-cows!

>>37985398
I like yuri, but give the nature of corruption its usually non-consensual which im not overly fond of.

>>37981741

How do you guys feel about being kidnapped?

>>37986473
Big kots, big breeding.

>>37986486
romantic

>>37986486
She could've just asked

>>37986486
I really liked it when girls kidnapped you in MGD. I would really like it, if my wife kidnapped me to a secluded spot for a few days, or if a monster girl that liked me, just straight up took me to claim me in peace. Of course I would be fine with it, but the fact she's not asking and just taking me, cause she wants my children is really hot and would make my self esteem skyrocket.

>>37986486
>being torn away from your old life of... nothing, to go live with a 10/10 model tier woman who loved you enough to kidnap you
Oh nooooo

Please doooon't

>>37986486
Eh, I’m kinda indifferent about it. In all honesty I thi-

>>37986571
Lucky bastard.

>>37986486
Oh no, but I gotta do my office job, where I have to rewrite code after Indians, who only follow the code writing guidelines in "no commenting" rule, and come back home dead tired to try and keep up doing productive work and find someone over the internet, that's not an awful, single mother roastie all week uptill weekend, untill I go to my parents on weekends, where I will learn how bad I am, because politicized TV station said so.
I cannot just leave all that life, and go romance a 10/10 supermagical girl, who loves me with all her being forever. That would be so so awful.

>>37981741

>>37986571
At least the kidnapper was so nice, to solve the captcha and click send for him.

>>37986602
It really is just common courtesy at this point

>>37986602
They do it as a way of bragging to their single friends who still haven't worked up the courage to nab someone for themselves.

>>37986640
>there are single monsters lurking in this thread right now
quick, say something to het their attention!

>>37986674
I have priaprism

>>37986602
>hellhound about to rape anon
>he cries out that he still needed to post something on 4mons
>hellhounds rape face and attitude changes to understanding as she excuses herself
>she goes over to anons computer and types away
>she comes back to assure him that his post of "horse pussy sucks" was properly sent
>anon sighs in relief as hellhound composes herself to get back into rape character
very considerate girls

>>37986486
i'm told dragons can be very possessive creatures and i don't mind being a possession

>>37986674
There is cum in my balls right now and you can't have it. Hahaha.

>>37986690
>Anon smiles during the rape, because his new wife is a considerate sweetheart
>wife smiles, because she impressed such a cute, young bachelor
>Eros smiles, because two young people just fell in love with each other

>>37986674
I will never lose to a dumb batca-

>>37986674
I am mentally ill.

>>37986486
I love it, especially if its a big, strong, muscled monster that goes big, soft momster after a pregnancy.

>>37986693
very good dragons

>>37986486
What, I have never been kidnapped by my wife, *wink wink*

>>37986770
i pay respects to my matress for it will not survive.

Where's my goddamned thick Balrog KC?

>>37986674
Anyone want human pasta for new years Ala explosion

>>37986674
I'm taken

I am asking once again: Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? How/where did you and her meet? Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither? Does she want kids? Etc.

Give me all the little details. The stupider and more you think no one wants to hear them, the better.

>>37986871
>oh? Well, the more the merrier I suppose.

>>37986674
I'm so sad and lonely only big muscles on a lady can help.

>>37986934
Somehow, I don't think cuck horses would like that. They want to be cheated on by their husbands, if they are the "other woman" it'd go against their nature

>>37986674
You're not perfect.

>>37986893
She's a fat, hairy, cow!
And I wouldn't have her any other way!

>>37986674
Come for me last, these other guys are far more desperate and lonely than I am.

>>37986893
First time Responding i think so hope you enjoy!
>Name
Maria
>What's her personality?
Kind, Welcoming, and motherly. Loves seeing people be happy and enjoying them selves.
>What does she look like?
She is a Slime Carrier Based of Camilla from Fire emblem Originally. Usually wears a nuns habit for her daily activities. She also has an angelic mode she earned due to her devotion to her three Goddesses. Hoping to get a comm of that form soon.
>How/where did you and her meet?
We met after she had turned into a monster while i was doing a Demon realm beast hunt. She was the one that killed and cooked the thing. Tasted absolutely Divine.
>Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither?
Not really a big fan of showing each other off. She is proud of her Magic and Mastery over her slime though and she likes to show that off to the kids who visit our sleepy little church.
>Does she want kids?
We already have one, but I'm sure she wants even more.
>What was she before Corruption?
She was a Hero for the chief god, but became disillusioned after an incident.

She also Views any corruptions from Pslime Separation as sisters rather than Daughters.

Oh no! You let them in!

Mage tits.

>>37986486
Best start to a relationship

>>37987150
Huge, heaving Mana sacs.

>>37987091
Ah, a man trained in reverse psychology.

>>37987266
It wasn't meant to be

>>37981741

>>37987300
too late, a monster has been dispatched to your position first, as a priority target

>>37986674
Why bother? Monsters wouldn't go for a guy like me anyway.

>>37986530
>kidnapped you in MGD

Whats a MGD?

>>37987535
Monster Girl Dreams

>>37986674
My rates are, $3 for creampie, $4 for anal cream pie, $10 for cumshot, $50 for self service, $200 for hugs, $100000 for handholding, and $30000000 for a kiss

>>37987546
Is it comfy or a grimdark hell like MGQ?

>>37987561
>Nukinukinuki has entered the chat

You guys are not the husband, you are the wife in the relationship. I am talking about the "My wife is way taller/stronger/muscled/is a warrior/ while I am not a fighter" crowd.

>>37987597
I hang around tanuki free neighborhoods

>>37987592
Comfy

>>37987607
I have an excuse, being crippled in battle. I am not the wife and am perfectly capable of wrestling with my wife. While I don't always win that contest I do win sometimes.

>>37987607
Semantics, call it what you want.

>>37986674
I draw old hags molesting and rape young humans, I was the ne who made the doujin

>>37987607
So if I am being raised by wife to be her husband, what am i?

>>37986674
What are you doing here Druella? Go back to 4mon.

>>37987607
I'm fine with staying home and taking care of the kids while my wife brings home the bacon!

>>37987592
comfy, kinda cringe since it implies monster girls can fuck without marriage, but it's also without violence, and most monster girls want to find a husband and all the girls you fuck are loyal to you.

>>37986674
There's a garage sale fora really real looking human love doll that looks like me

It's the year of the tiger. Why is my door not being battered down by a horde of enormous striped catgirls? Damn jinkos need to stop sleeping on the job.

>>37981839
I'm sorry but that fucking tattoo
Imagine being a dude and getting, idk, a 'majestic' bigfoot or something, on your wholeass back
or worse, just a posed self-portrait
that's how that pic makes me feel

>>37987999
I want just one, is it too much to ask?

>>37986595
I like this big pyrow very much

>>37986674
USELESS. LESBIANS.

>>37988084
Mean.

>>37986893
>Name
Desdemona
>What's her personality?
Extremely motherly, caring, a little introverted but loves to spend time with friends and family
>What does she look like?
Similar to the default echidna, but without the pattern on the tail. Usually seen wearing a comfortable red sweater.
>How/where did you and her meet?
Stumbled into her dungeon and somehow managed to make my way to the end, only to collapse from exhaustion. She then proceeded to nurse me back to health and one thing led to another.
>Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither?
She likes to brag about me in a more roundabout fashion, mainly by bragging about how many kids she has already compared to her friends.
>Does she want kids?
Three already, she hasn't mentioned stopping any time soon.

She also loves baking and gardening, as well as taking care of the kids.

>>37986674
‘ate the demon lord
‘ate Druella
‘ate monsters
‘ate incubi
‘ate sex
‘ate the fallen god
Luv the chief god
Luv me purity
Luv me white magic
Luv me virginity
Luv me heroes
Luv me pure elves
Simple as

>>37988049
yeah

>>37988150
What type of monster would go after the fat bald norf Knight?

>>37988150
That's the spirit, anon!
It's so much more fun making them fall.

>>37986893
>Name
Akemi.
>What's her personality?
She's usually introverted and prefers to focus on her work and people close to her. Sometimes her Tengu nature comes through and she can become a braggart.
>What does she look like?
A Crow Tengu that's a bit on the tall side. She wears glasses and usually has her hair done in twin braids.
>How/where did you and her meet?
She was setting up her museum and I was hired to help her with some things. We got to know each other and got to know each other and ended up marrying.
>Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither?
Sometimes she'll brag about me, but if she's in one of her bragging moods, she'll do enough bragging for the both of us.
>Does she want kids?
We've discussed it, but we don't have any kids yet.

>>37988222
Holy shit it's already 2922? Where does the time go.

>>37988222
>>37987999
i find the catbell very cute. it makes me imagine jinkos silently creeping up behind anon and accidently spooking him.
she goes with the bell because she's not good at communication

>>37987607
I'm the brain of the team

>Man arrested for training kobold to throw bricks at people ringing his doorbell.

>>37988286
Cut her some slack. Time displacement is more common than you would think when gremlins get involved

>>37988234
The type that makes the best sausage rolls

>>37988281
A very cute berd.

>>37988286
2922 is Year of the Tiger too, so it checks out.

>>37988338
Aye but can she get black out drunk on a Friday night?

>>37988234
Ngubu the hellhound

>>37988364
>birb on a shelf
what ancient tomes is she guarding?

>>37988416
Birdbrain monthly

>>37988384
She's a slav, of course she can.

If your wife doesn’t look at you like this as she impregnates herself on your dick, you need a different wife

>>37988467
She couldn't make that face because she would be using her tongue to overpower mine.

>>37988467
what's the ideal height?

>>37988525
mouth same position as my dick

>>37988525
Chest same position as my face.

>>37988525
mouth same position as her pussy

>>37981741

>>37988416
Rare books, steamy romances, books on how to make your wings shine brighter and look bigger, a cursed tome of massive magical power, and some cookbooks.

>>37988550
This. If she’s not tall enough that I can suck her clit while we’re both standing she isn’t tall enough

>>37988555
The last image seems funny to me. Like she is wondering what to do now.

>>37988525
3'4"

>>37988525
Smol

>>37988525
beeg

>>37988579
i like those sort of muted reactions to transformation. the dullahan one comes to mind "oh, my head fell off."

>>37988467
Thanks, but I prefer

>>37988615
Yeah no fear just questioning what to do next. I assume girls who monsterize into Liches and Dullahans are probably like that.

>>37988615
post the dullahan one nerd

>>37988525
Standing cunnilingus height is tempting but I think face to chest height - or maybe just enough so that your head reaches her underboob - may be the most practical.

>>37987769
>kinda cringe since it implies monster girls can fuck without marriage
>>37987769

This canonically happens in MGE, it is just very rare.

>>37981741

Steamy Hebi
https://twitter.com/Mcaffion/status/1477392202905051141?t=8tR2-Duj85Y4EGLnUn4VZQ&s=19

>>37988286
>Undeads loosing track of time
>She asks you how you're gonna celebrate the new centenary
>Ask her what she means
>Confused, she tells you it's gonna be 1800 next year
>You're not sure how you're gonna break the news to her.

>>37988525
Either a shortstack on the level of your crotch or a girl that towers you. Anything else is gay.

>>37988645
It shouldn't be a problem to Liches, since they either should be aware it's a very real possibility to them, or they monsterize intentionally.

How are you going to make the uwaaabomber look like a joke anon?

>>37988785
Gonna poison MGC's water supply with Jub Jub Flu

>>37988785
Place multiple lust bombs inside a Greilia Sabbath hospital and make all the nurses go mad with lust
They’ll all be too busy fucking to actually take care of the patients! It’s the perfect plot

>>37988785
wish i had a kiki with jubjub flu judo throw me onto a matress after i try to get her to take a rest

>>37988785
I'm gonna spike Druella's daily ice cream pint with every aphrodisiac I can get my hands on, then livestream whatever happens next for the world to see.

>>37988926
can lims get hornier? i thought the limit capped somewhere

>>37988525

>>37988785
parcel bomb filled with demon silver flechettes with mana crystal cores
>flechette cleanly passes through body leaving crystal core behind
>crystal dissolves into body's mana, becoming part of it
forget just megamorphosis bombing some Sabbath, you can have it become part of their very being! Hell have any spell or aspect you want ,as long as you have the right reagent

>>37988865
would she even have the cognitive capacity for such a complex maneuver?

>>37988959
And then anon woke up.

>>37988785
Use dark matter bombs to awaken Godzilla-chan.

>>37988959
sounds like a nightmare to make

>>37988996
you should really let the poor lass sleep anon

>>37988987
i once had a dream within a dream,
i woke up in another dream that i though was real and hata no kokoro was next to me and saying she was my gf, then i woke up for real....

>>37988956
Priscilla is the best

>>37989155
my future wife

>>37988785
I going to replace all the tail conditioner with hair removal cream

>>37989200
Someone’s gonna get sent to the mofu reeducation camps

>>37989200
>the defendant stands accused of a grievous act of terrorism that resulted in the disfigurement of several foxes

>>37989200
This but dump it into the Hellhound club’s swimming pool

>>37989200
replace it with super glue

>>37989200
anon no
what if they wash their vagibers with it

I want to go to zipangu and run into the biiiiiiiiggest monster ojou.

>>37989370
>she's 5'6"
oh well

>>37989411
No Anon, she's big enough that when I run into her my head is trapped in her massive titties!

>>37989200
Add some rapid aging cream as well, satan

>Westerners

>>37989327
more like sauna

this is what an ideal size difference looks like

>>37989484
She's going to break that... woman's? arm.

>>37989468
>relaxing in the sauna room
>two big hellhounds walk in and sit on either side of you

>>37989484
But also wider.

>monster tries to have sex with me
>say no, turn 360 degrees, and walk away
Why do people think it’s so hard to escape a horny monster?

>>37989200
>foxes having to seduce men without their precious mofu
This should be good. Can't wait to see them squirm. Now they actually have to flirt like other monsters instead of just stuffing their tales in some guy's face.

>>37989504
Why does anyone want to?

>>37989484
No sir. Waifus should be no more than three inches taller.

>>37989498
Stop with your hounded fetish

>>37989504
just tell them to come back when they're older

if kc ever did a dino we all know what song lyrics would be spammed.

>>37989547
What a pitiful tail

>>37989504
>say no, turn 360 degrees, and walk away
umm, anon....

>>37989567
his mouth says no but his soul reveals the truth
he wants the monster pussy

>>37989540
Never.

>>37989547
>She taps you on the shoulder as soon as you turn around
>"I'm older now."
>Rape ensues
Works for everyone outside of part of the Sabbath.

>>37988537
Girl at standing blowjob height is the perfect size difference.

>>37989567
yeah?

>>37989590
This but opposite

>>37989504
All I fo is wear a ring on my ring finger

>>37989498
>two big hellhounds walk in and sit on either side of you
Surely nothing bad will happen and everyone will just enjoy the steam right?

>>37989610
they do make sure you don't stay in there for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. it can be bad for your health, after all.

>>37989610
Just keep your eyes on the wall and don't pop a boner and you'll be fine. Of course, if the girls start socializing with each other like you're not there ala some garu on a train that might be difficult.

>>37989610
Life is not like your zipanguese cartoon, anon

>>37989601
Distract them with dance moves, then moonwalk away. Easy.

What happens if another man defeats the Lizardman that is love with you ?

>>37989660
She says 'good match bro' and goes off to go train you some more.

>>37989630
Zipanguese cartoon would be
>me and my friend sit by either side of the human boy
>surely he thinks nothing bad will happen and that we are here to enjoy the steam right?

>>37989660
you should be able to solve this

>>37989660
Doesn't happen

>>37989656
>you have aroused the ushi onis and archane

>>37989660
the other anon will be arrested for assault

>>37989673
maybe until the third one sits on his lap

>>37989660
If she loves you (which she does), she only gives a shit about you defeating her.

>>37989620
That should be easy. I don't think there's anything they could poosible talk about that would cause that.

>>37989610
this is why i sit between the salamanders. they're highly ethical and would never take advantage of my defenseless self.